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[00:02] >> [applause] >> Awesome. Introducing the Father Finder. >> Awesome. Introducing the Father Finder. >> [laughter]

[00:14] them. >> And nobody except us knows what's about >> The baby will crawl miles tracking dad's DNA like a heat-seeking missile. >> No? [clears throat] Mom can finally relax as the baby drags

[00:29] >> [laughter] >> Change the whole marketing scheme. This is bad. This is bad. >> [laughter] for black people.

[00:43] >> Oh. >> Dad, like you know, usually in black >> Well, what if we put it in a white family instead? fired up. Is this a yes or a no? I didn't get that.

[01:00] >> No. >> Okay. So, we'll take this as a no. We'll >> And after they finish presenting all of their products, strangers will raise their company. >> And then whichever team has the least

[01:12] terrible mystery punch to me at the end. >> And guys, by the way, we paid these strangers $70 to be here. [music] So, hopefully they don't leave once they see going to get. This product is for future parents.

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[01:57] the kid might be slow. >> [laughter] pregnant. >> [laughter] >> So, this could also mean your kid might be gay.

[02:11] is gay. >> [laughter] the Jewish edition, if stocks are up when you pull your

[02:24] phone out, you are pregnant. >> Cuz not every baby's going to be just one. Some are babies are mixed. >> Oh, we we could we could figure that >> Oh, we we could we could figure that out. That's an easy fix.

[02:37] out. That's an easy fix. Ethnic pregnancy test, yes. ethnicity test? Okay. All right, cool. Good feedback.

[02:54] parents. Uh worried about what your daughter might wear when she leaves? >> Yes. >> [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Detect inappropriate outfits instantly.

[03:10] >> Well, have you ever had like the like gay son thot daughter combo? >> So, as soon as your daughter walks through with a disapproved outfit, >> [laughter] >> Everybody in school wears what she was

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[03:38] thing Justin says, no matter what. >> Justin, I want you to turn to McCain when it's silent. Say, "Between you and the first outfit." >> Between you and me,

[03:51] first outfit. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> No way. dude. >> Okay.

[04:03] >> No. >> WE SAID NO. WE SAID NO. >> Yes over there? >> No. No thot block. >> They're >> We have a fresh take on sports

[04:16] entertainment. We are launching the women's Olympics with events people will >> I love women's sports. >> Justin, say we made the logo a bunch of them pretty well. I wanted to break down to everyone our reasoning for this logo

[04:30] here is we have a bunch of pink holes because we just think that represents women really well.

[04:43] >> Yes. >> They they going to do a man in a women's >> Well, I think women are way better at this, so. watch a man do this? >> Yeah, I do. I would love that. What?

[04:56] >> Okay, well then let's get into the business. Uh we also have the ultimate business. Uh we also have the ultimate fold off. >> Okay, McCain, look, reach across Justin and point at the American girl and say

[05:10] and point at the American girl and say I'll hit that. >> I'd hit that. >> [laughter] Don't answer that. Don't say what I just said. You have You have a girlfriend?

[05:25] And uh the timed mop relay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, who does it fastest? Uh it also preps the courts for men's Uh it also preps the courts for men's basketball.

[05:45] >> [laughter] >> Oh, that is exciting me. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> That sounds like a great idea. >> I don't know.

[06:00] >> [laughter] >> Justin, look look, say to my candy slides. >> Wait, I think we forgot I think we slides. What are the main events? >> What's the main event? Women with a shoe

[06:13] [laughter] >> Say cooking, slurping, and gardening gardening? >> WHAT? >> [laughter] >> WHAT'S SLURPING?

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[06:53] >> It just takes a few seconds. No awkward talks or therapy bills needed. All you have to do is simply point and scan. It takes a few seconds. No awkward talks. No therapy bills. >> I would never have to scan my kid

[07:07] because it doesn't matter. >> Okay, um positive result? Cut the losses >> Okay, um positive result? Cut the losses early and save on college funds.

[07:25] Gucci jacket and then say, "Am I wrong or I have a feeling you have a gay son." >> No. >> NO? OH, OKAY.

[07:37] >> THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO GET IT. WE GOT TO GET YOU ONE. ALL RIGHT, so this is >> No? No, no, it's a no from you? >> We know. >> Let's move on then. I think that's great feedback. And now, thank you to Opera GX

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[10:38] Got you. So this one's this one's a no but Epstein Island is cool. one? >> [laughter]

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[11:08] real weight. >> [laughter] real lady. She's not 180 she's not a real lady. >> [laughter]

[11:27] Are you going to buy dinner or not? >> Do you evaluate men also? >> [laughter] >> Come on, you got to you got to you got >> Um how she'll look in 10 years,

[11:42] >> OH, Y'ALL COLD-BLOODED. >> [laughter] >> Y'ALL COLD-BLOODED. >> and her actual body count. Body count >> No, I can't do >> Okay, but can can you That one's do the

[11:55] >> Not the body count? Love is blind, but you don't have to be. restaurant, so >> She won't see the hearts. You can just >> what are you going to say? You're going to just turn around and get in the car?

[12:08] on what type of person you are. >> have a pair available right now, I'd Yeah. >> McCain say, "I wish I had my glasses baddies in the crowd." [laughter] >> I wish I had my glasses right now.

[12:21] >> [clears throat] [laughter] >> Yes. >> All the guys are saying yes. >> Right, cuz they we need one, too. >> I think it's great feedback. Justin, you

[12:35] >> Yeah. Cops deal with a lot these days. We built the perfect tool for them. Introducing the race detector. >> [laughter] >> Okay, first off, it should have been an app.

[12:48] happening? >> Uh So, you see it's a Hellcat, >> What's the point of that? >> Um Justin? >> Uh so, we will now explain why this is useful.

[13:02] >> away. >> Um you know, we just sort of >> [laughter] >> I think you got this. No, you wrote this >> I think you got this. No, you wrote this one, though.

[13:16] Look at You wrote it. Wow, is he going to laugh? He's about to laugh. way, every time a presenter laughs, they lose one hand from their final score at >> You got I'm not explaining. >> So, typically So, this isn't used just

[13:29] all willy-nilly. This is for specifically identifying suspects in certain matters. So, like if there's you know, a report of some situation and there was a description of an individual, this is sort of to help

[13:42] just match that description essentially and find the suspects easier. >> So, are they agreeing with the race >> McCain, say be honest, I wouldn't even need this. I can tell just off the

[13:54] >> I wouldn't need the tool because I could tell by the the car they're driving. >> But, what if they're mixed? It'll say It'll say black {slash} white or white {slash}

[14:08] >> How would you dictate that if they were like they were in the sun way too long? >> There's no fooling the race detector. >> Is the race detector a go? >> No. >> No.

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[14:50] >> This is bad. >> Uh this weekend, I bet big on someone streaking my son's soccer game. I made sure I won that bet. I made sure I won that bet. >> [laughter]

[15:03] >> [laughter] >> MCCAIN'S LEFT. >> SAY I BET A THOUSAND DOLLARS A pantsless streaker's going to streak next week's >> I bet a thousand streaker's going to streak pantsless next game, so

[15:15] >> [laughter] >> That bet's going to hit. >> Yeah. >> Dude, Dude, guy in the back is loving it time? >> It says shriek.

[15:28] was. Next one. >> Thank you. Please raise your hand if you would invest in our company. would invest in our company. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

[15:44] >> 12 minus 1 left. So they got 11. Their final score is 11. really appreciate it. Thank [applause] you guys, seriously. seriously. >> Hey! Hey boo lags! Listen

[15:57] >> WHAT WHAT WHAT WAS THE RAISE DETECTOR AND THEN WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT? REALLY? >> [laughter] >> I think we're chilling. >> No.

[16:11] >> YOU'RE IN THE LAB. >> SO JUSTIN and I got 11 hands. If you will be doing the mystery punishment. Just saying. So lock some up. >> Get down there. Get down there.

[16:23] >> Our labs are >> 11 That's it, buddy. this. >> No, this is insane. Our labs are way >> I'm good. >> Today we are sharing new products and

[16:37] >> They're cooked. >> Our new kids toys will change lives. [music] Introducing Real Bricks, building sets that teach kids history. sets. Colonize.

[16:55] actually. [laughter] >> But it's real, right? helps We don't want to erase history. That's the worst thing you could do. >> Now on this next one >> JD, on this next one say, "BOOM!"

[17:10] sets. Uh Doomsday. >> BOOM! >> [laughter]

[17:23] >> What about good things in history, not just things related to >> Yeah, I did >> Just cuz I have a 10-year-old and like >> I think that's good. So like seven and up then.

[17:38] >> [laughter] >> Oh, I thought you meant that. Okay. We another one here. >> Uh bus ride. >> What is that? Oh. >> So

[17:51] >> That's kind of racist. >> It is a little racy, but >> It did happen. >> Fun fact, my grandpa actually knew Rosa >> Fun fact about this one, my grandpa actually knew Rosa Parks.

[18:04] >> [laughter] >> Might sound a little crazy, apparently >> You're lying. >> But time ago. >> It's a legend.

[18:16] of these Real Bricks? >> Yeah, I think it's good for schools and >> Yes. >> A little mixed, but yeah, cool. cancer. >> Oh my god, this is

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[18:42] jump on this one. >> The world's first wigs to be made with >> The world's first wigs to be made with extra hair. >> That's disgusting. >> By accepting donations of this hair,

[18:55] millions of more kids can get wigs. >> Don't they already do that with Locks of >> Do they? >> [laughter] have the option to say no. >> Why are the kids looking like

[19:08] were bald. >> This was just for kind of to get the contrast. Joe is the best at this. Did you notice that? >> Let me let me just show you guys this next slide.

[19:30] >> We've been both personally donated and never felt more proud. never felt more proud. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> These are my views.

[19:48] but that afro is pretty sweet. >> I don't mean to beat around the bush, but the afro is >> I mean, he looks pretty happy, honestly. Trails Wigs? >> No.

[20:03] >> Hard no. >> Like, no, no? >> Let's move on. We'll move on. Our new product will solve child care issues. product will solve child care issues. >> Really?

[20:20] >> Dude, they're dying. >> Dude, she's literally her face in her >> There's some good logic behind this one. It's a new cage that lets parents It's a new cage that lets parents finally catch a break, so

[20:32] was a kid. >> Yeah, that's illegal, too. >> I have my kid at home right now in one. I have my kid in one similar to this >> [laughter] >> Don't tell us that.

[20:45] parent. >> There's not really anything positive you're a parent. I I think it's because everybody. >> I personally did not know how bad this

[20:59] let's see if we can convince you guys. I'm not getting a good feeling, but we have a few more reasons. >> [laughter] >> so leave them as long as you need. >> My kid was able to survive 3 days

[21:13] >> That kid's going to have problems. >> My kid was able to survive three three >> Three months? >> [laughter] three months. >> Like intermittent caging.

[21:26] >> Uh >> Oh no. >> Except for the water dispenser, add for just $99. >> You have a 10-year-old, you wouldn't let them

[21:38] >> Oh. >> You're good. >> Any feedback? What do we I mean, we've gotten a lot. Final thoughts? >> Is it like super hard no, soft no, maybe yes?

[21:52] >> Holy >> Dude, our new product will stop domestic >> This one is awesome, [laughter] guys. Men can't hit a woman, but sometimes >> [laughter] >> That's why we are proud to introduce

[22:08] >> [laughter] >> Okay, I don't get it. >> Okay, I don't get it. >> We'll show you. So, look. >> Our team of lesbians that will fight for you, just one tap away.

[22:23] >> [laughter] putting yourself in harm >> You're sending your homegirl. >> Basically, your homegirl. But she's one tap away, you know, just

[22:35] >> Oh, >> [laughter] >> If you guys don't like the name, we can always change the name to beat a >> Hands down, thumbs down. >> Very strong no?

[22:50] >> If you guys don't like the name, we can change the name to beat a >> One for men, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You guys like this one, yes?

[23:04] >> Yes, we got a couple yes. >> Maybe. >> It's in the air, yeah. >> We've created a new robot that will change lives. Introducing the world's first robot

[23:17] >> Doesn't Elon Musk already have some of those? >> Those are more like practical robots. This is a a specifically a dating robot. Here's why she is better than a human girlfriend. Humans get old and ugly.

[23:32] >> So are you. >> This is like the con of humans, and then pro, robots always look young. So the robots don't age. >> Yes. >> Always looking young is like a main

[23:45] >> Always looking young is like a main thing I, you know, I want. [laughter] >> We're about to find out, I guess. Humans talk for hours. Robots can easily mute, >> Why not just have her not talk at all? >> We could sell variants that don't even

[23:59] have a mouth. Humans don't always want to sleep with >> [laughter] clapping and joy when you read it. Robots have auto consent. Let's go.

[24:15] >> What the heck is going on? >> Oh my god. >> That's silent. Silent. It's silent. >> Any feedback on the robot girlfriend? >> We're up. >> No, we're terrible.

[24:27] >> I just remembered we made this. >> Our new watch will change your life. We [music] that matters to you. Here are some reminders my watch set for me. 234 >> [laughter]

[24:42] automatically sets these. >> All right, tell JD to take over for the >> I think I think the next one's are yours. >> this will be 4 hours and 26 minutes until court.

[24:55] know >> It's like your Amazon Alexa, it's always schedule and then it automatically makes these and adds fun pictures in it. >> Jay, after reading this next one, say, "Woo, let's go."

[25:07] >> 32 minutes until school's out. Boom, you know know. 32 minutes until school's out, you ready >> binoculars for? >> You may not have to set it,

[25:20] waiting outside the school. >> I think it would be better to implement that. What do you guys think? [music] >> Oh my god.

[25:33] >> We are proud to announce our new dating app for Down syndrome people. guys should know. Normal people can also pay to join if they need a girlfriend

[25:46] >> [laughter] >> I feel like they're taking advantage of >> I feel like they're taking advantage of them. >> I [laughter] don't know if I would join. >> No way I would join.

[25:59] girlfriend." and explain, you know. >> I personally can't get a girlfriend, so >> You could go on any website or dating app and you'll get a girlfriend like be. >> Well, let me show you this next slide.

[26:13] >> There's There's a little more. Uh, this is how I met my fiance, Jess. >> That was I wanted to make this a surprise. >> [laughter] >> Yep, this is my fiance, Jess, and uh

[26:26] >> Ooh, dude. Dude. >> I know we have some skeptics in here, but it gets easier once you learn their it'll probably be easier once you learn their language.

[26:40] >> How do you say that with a straight face? >> No. >> If it was just for like Down syndrome, be allowed. >> Okay, so we'll patch the exploit then.

[26:54] >> Yeah. Yeah, okay. People are broke, we have a solution. >> Dude, this one is crazy. >> Introducing Jew-jitsu. >> [laughter] >> The martial art that focuses on money.

[27:08] >> [laughter] >> This is all the most racist and like >> Oh, and it's Jewish. It's spelled with a >> Before we judge it, it's to help people learn about finances, but also like

[27:21] their physical strength as well. >> Financial strength, physical strength, can join Jew-jitsu. >> I probably shouldn't be wearing the yoga >> Yeah, I Okay, so yeah, by joining our Jew-jitsu dojo, you will learn these

[27:34] Jew-jitsu dojo, you will learn these money-related skills. >> We've all been to the mall. I had a friend make 20 bucks doing it once. >> Grip strength is holding onto the money. >> [laughter]

[27:47] >> I am. >> Well, what would you think about >> Yeah, no. >> I heard the yeah, I got excited, but >> Uh >> What was that?

[28:00] >> [laughter] >> METAL DETECTING. >> What the >> So we're at the beach. Uh >> Dude, that's so bad. That's so bad.

[28:13] >> No. >> Not hard maybe? Hard yes? >> No. >> No. Uh JD? >> We're about to change birthdays forever. Who here struggles to find a good gift

[28:26] for your friends? Sometimes you know it can be a long day, you know. Well, we made an app that finds the perfect gift for anyone. We used it to get everyone >> Uh JD, Joe, look to your right. >> Oh, thank you, guys.

[28:38] >> Can you guys go grab them and hand them out? Don't let them open them yet, got. >> going to hand these out. oh my god. >> This is their doom, bro. Their impending

[28:52] women's bags, there is something crazy. All right, everyone. >> Open it up. >> up. >> They have no clue. They have no clue. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[29:11] >> Six in one screwdriver. >> Six in one screwdriver. these are not the perfect gift. Come on, guys. Tell me these are not the perfect >> You like it? >> They're cool, man.

[29:23] >> Six in one screwdriver. >> Now the women's, you guys like your y'all like y'all's gifts? >> No.

[29:36] think you guys will look good in them, honestly. >> That's very nice. You guys like it? So this was all picked out by the new app. >> It's cool. >> I like it.

[29:48] >> There we go. >> Thank you. Please raise your hand if you >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. Wait. Hold on. >> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Cool. Guys, thank you so

[30:01] go. >> That was fun. That was a lot of fun. >> Boom, we won. WE WON. >> [laughter] >> LET'S GO. [screaming] >> NO, NO. DUDE, THE MYSTERY PUNISHMENT IS

[30:14] >> REALLY? >> I fully went all out on this one. >> That's all you know. >> There was a Jewish lady in the audience.

[30:27] >> And making me say boom after all all THOSE LITTLE SIPS. >> OKAY, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? You guys lost. You guys got eight hands. We had mystery punishment. Your family might disown you. Just I just wanted to let

[30:41] >> I'm sorry. >> What are you making me do? if you guys haven't hit that subscribe button. If you guys want to watch the here. Thank you guys so much for watching ANOTHER FAMILY FRIENDLY FRIDAY

[30:54] >> WALKED DOWN the other night. Last [music] maybe come around for a minute. I like that. [singing] I could never get