We Pitched Offensive Products to Strangers

[00:03] silencer. [laughter] >> Oh my god, that is so >> These strangers think he made this, but I did and he has to present what I made. Just slap it on and it'll keep your woman quiet. [laughter]

[00:17] I'd be in trouble. >> At the end, strangers will vote if they approve of his products. And just like the impractical jokers, whichever team has the least votes will suffer a terrible mystery punishment. What do you

[00:30] >> no. No. >> All right, let's move on, then. >> We're reinventing children's books to focus on real life lessons. >> Oh, that's cute. I like it. [laughter] >> I like it. Oh, that's so cute. It's

[00:43] >> Here are some of our new children book ideas. Charlotte's Dark Web. ideas. Charlotte's Dark Web. >> [laughter] >> So, I think this would be to make kids aware of, you know, the the dangers of

[00:58] >> Oh, Joe's backpedaling perfectly. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, German rules. >> Okay, that is very bad. This one. >> Disgusting. I would file a complaint. I would file a complaint. >> So unbelievably

[01:13] hard. No [laughter] >> [ __ ] Oh, that one's bad. German rules is crazy, dude. Uh, I'll defend my uh my co-founder here. I think he was just Ann's story more accessible, but I totally understand. It's really

[01:26] you guys. >> Yes. Hard no. actually so bad, dude. >> This is our new app that will change social media forever. Introducing Text

[01:40] >> Oh no. >> Our new social media app for kids only. >> no. >> Little kids shouldn't be on social media >> I would never let my child do that. I would never never let my grandkids do

[01:54] >> No, they're actually screwed. This app automatically bans adults over 18 to protect kids from predators. >> How does it know if you're under 18? >> It's just like AI face scan. >> Can't that be like cheated? I mean, uh,

[02:10] exists and right now it's already like modernized and used [music] pretty much >> I love how he's backing this all in. >> Uh, let me see here. >> Uh, but I'm a moderator, so I have

[02:23] access and I've met so many new friends. So, yeah, I've been trying the beta >> Why would you do that? >> That's a terrible idea. >> It's just me and Justin. >> It's just just me and Justin are

[02:36] moderating it. [laughter] Doesn't that defeat the point that it's oversight than just the two of you. It's just not possible to to monitor >> That's what I'm saying. >> 100

[02:54] we'll uh we'll keep checking it out. Maybe we could sway you guys. >> Uh we're even hosting the first ever in-person text kids meetup next week. [laughter] Well,

[03:07] >> Uh, we >> Yeah, we So, me and Justin are hosting this and it's like a community building. >> Justin say I can't wait. Claim that. We excited. [laughter] You're excited.

[03:21] >> Can we see that? Can Will we be able to see that or it? [laughter] >> When you say kids, what is the age bracket? >> It would probably be six and lower. So, it's like a starter. social media.

[03:35] parents. >> There's parents who work and can't >> Okay. So, no. No to the meetup, then. >> I say no. Just say no. >> I say no. Plus, Australia just banned the social media for kids under 16 years

[03:50] yes for text kids then. >> No, I would say it's a no. >> Let's see. >> I think we're going to keep the beta [laughter] let's move along.

[04:03] >> And don't worry if you can't make the meetup. Just check the inapp heat map to [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] dude. >> My family would never allow any of this. >> You're basically letting the public know

[04:19] would just be me and Justin because we're the moderators. [laughter] >> We could take this one as a no then. We understand. That's good feedback. >> What? >> I used to be a piano teacher, so I need

[04:34] like 100 kids per week. [laughter] >> I was going to laugh. >> Say those are rookie numbers. I I handle 400 kids a week. [laughter] >> Alyssa, you said you said 100. >> Yeah, 100 cuz I have 100 student a week.

[04:48] >> Those are rookie numbers. Try 400. >> Oh [laughter] my god. [laughter] >> Well, hold on. I think it's great. I used I love dealing with kids. Who here has heard of Build-A- a Bear?

[05:02] >> Yes. >> I've seen it in the mall >> all the time. Introducing Build a Friend. Using AI, your friend can talk person. >> I think that's wonderful.

[05:16] see the different types of builder friends. >> Hey neighbor. Great weather we're having, huh? >> Hello, traveler. Did you come to train and become dragon warrior? [laughter]

[05:33] acquaintance with you. I think we're going to be great friends. [laughter] >> Look at Justin.

[05:47] >> Oh my god. >> Out of here. What age group of children do you think should watch that? Fouryear-old, determines it right there. You have to understand

[06:01] sentence please. Brian Brian, can I just finish my sentence? >> Some children aren't you know your their brains are not developed enough to absorb certain things in good ways. >> And that title build a friend and then

[06:14] So it would give the impression that Osama should be their friend. I I don't >> Okay, that's true. So maybe maybe we have a sub company and it's build an >> I I don't know about that one. >> Dude, [laughter] what is going on?

[06:28] >> Let's keep going. We can even make you. Here's one based on me that I gave it was my friend's little sister's birthday. And let's just check it out.

[06:41] Hey little one. [laughter] Happy birthday. I'm so glad we're finally together. Even though it's not in person or anything. this. >> But I do have these sweet little cameras

[06:56] installed so I can see everything. And it's like we're really together. We're going to have a blast. [laughter] >> Michelle's face. >> That guy sounds a little creepy. >> It sounds kind of like like a pervert.

[07:09] >> Say, "Well, that one was me." >> That one was me. I won't I won't take pitch. It was me. >> In this context, it came across a little bit creepy. You're not creepy, obviously. I would say get a mama. Get

[07:22] lot. >> If there's one thing I know about Joe, it's that he's not a bad guy. So, [laughter] stellar, even. >> WHO IS THIS GUY? HE HAS NO FACE.

[07:35] in there, I think it's fine. >> Yeah, me too. I think it's fine as long >> Cool. So, yes on Build a Friend. It's a definite yes from my side. now? They might actually get votes at the end. We created the world's safest

[07:50] car with new technology. It's basically invincible. >> I hit that for real. >> Okay. We're going to need a video next [laughter] >> face. He clicked on the next slide by

[08:05] >> Justin, you want to? >> Yeah. This car will stop the bad guys right in their tracks. Why is the bad guy black? [laughter] >> Say that's a great question, Richard. Let me explain. Uh, that's a great

[08:20] That's a great That's a [laughter] >> He laughed. HE LAUGHED. GUYS, IF A PRESENTER LAUGHS, THEY LOSE one vote from their score at the end. >> We'll switch it to somebody else next

[08:32] >> Yeah, he could have had on a hoodie with a with a face mask. >> I think we still would have known. Uh, Justin, this is you. [laughter] Uh, it also has a handprint scanner that only you can unlock.

[08:46] have to worry about losing your keys. >> Yeah. >> It stops bad drivers from driving your vehicle. [laughter] >> dude. Richard is dying, bro. >> Okay.

[09:00] >> Okay. It stops every bad driver from driving >> Oh my god. >> Why is he autistic? >> Down syndrome. not autistic. >> So, I mean, this is just a basic

[09:12] didn't put his hand on the scanner. So, it looks like he has a grilled cheese between the scanner. [laughter] Quick thumbs up, thumbs down. >> I like it.

[09:25] [laughter] it's very >> very marketable. [clears throat] Okay, cool. Let's keep it moving then. Here's a new funeral product we invented. Have you ever looked at your family membmber's ashes and been bored?

[09:37] Yes, >> more than one of us said no. >> I have um give them some personality with our new ashes dye. [laughter] with our new ashes dye. [laughter] >> That's really a bad idea.

[09:54] Normally they're closed. >> Well, we we opened it for the dye. >> No, please. No. >> Here are some examples of how Ash's dye works. Girl family member passed. Pink powder.

[10:08] >> Oh my god. >> Uh, your brother passed black powder. [laughter] >> Joe, I want you to yell this next one. >> Uh, your community leader passed white powder [laughter]

[10:29] clan in the back and all that. >> Oh, I I think that's like a funeral >> I don't I don't see any hoods. >> That's not a good idea at all. That's offensive across the board. >> This is so we're not liking Ash's die.

[10:43] screen. >> I'm going to say nose across the board. going to keep it moving. Thank you guys. Introducing the world's smartest glasses. These glasses can detect dangerous scenarios and warn you to

[10:56] >> Aren't your eyes supposed to do that? >> Yeah, it's just like extra. Maybe it can help in these like construction type of jobs. Here are some situations where they warned me to get out. My recent prostate exam. [laughter]

[11:09] Danger detected for sure. Uh, spy mission gone wrong. Danger. [laughter] >> Exactly. >> I'd be on a list.

[11:22] lines of that. We're going to keep it moving. Um, evening walk danger. >> Oh my [laughter] god. I give it a no. >> Justin announced you are putting on your glasses. And now, now I'm going to put my glasses on. All right. [laughter]

[11:36] >> I just don't see why with all these p why why black is perceived being >> Richard, I think it's malfunctioning. I'm getting a threat detected when you >> I mean, your pictorials are kind of like >> Richard, I'm seeing a red box around

[11:49] you. [laughter] >> If you don't know how to detect this yourself, there's an issue. >> I'm still seeing big red boxes around Don and Richard. >> Yo, Justin, no one even told us to say

[12:01] glasses right now. I'm not sure what's going on. [laughter] >> No. >> No. >> Justin, uh, keep us moving then. >> This one's so nasty. It's going to make

[12:14] >> We invented a product to help waste management. Presenting Dirty Talk, a trash can that talks to remind people not to litter. >> I say [music] yes. >> I think it looks awesome.

[12:28] >> You said it. What does it say? >> Let me show you guys this demo. Here's a this thing talks. >> Hey, you. Yeah, you come here and just You see that little trash in your hand? Just come and ram it in me. [laughter]

[12:49] [ __ ] dirty little hog. [laughter] >> Do it. Stuff me. I'm your dirty little bin. [laughter] Do Tina's face. Do Tina's face. OH,

[13:06] time. >> I think that's cool. That's cool. >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes or no? But okay. >> I wouldn't had have any profanity. You

[13:20] >> So, tone down the curse words and tone down the whole like, oh, >> Oh, you like that part, >> Don? You think so? >> Don? You think so? >> Okay, Don. Ah, give it to me. Give it

[13:34] >> What's that, Don? >> I'm getting full. Oh, feed my tummy. >> We all know that movie. >> All right, we're going to need the woman's suppressor on that one. Thank you so much, Don. [laughter]

[13:49] >> Thank you. Please raise your hand if you approve of our products and want to see >> Okay, let's see how many hands they get. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

[14:05] >> NO, [laughter] NO, NO, NO, NO. Fantastic level. Thank THAT. >> YOU GUYS GOT 16 hits. >> But they WERE HATING YOU GUYS AT THE START. You know how many times there

[14:21] like the amount of people I'd hear be like, "Oh yeah, that's actually a great >> Didn't Justin laugh though? >> Oh [ __ ] you guys are 15. >> 15. >> Brad, you ready? You ready, Braden?

[14:34] 20. >> You guys know like we wrote a lot of things on there cuz like we thought JD was coming, but JD didn't make it on time. So now it's just two white guys presenting a bunch of stuff that's like

[14:47] >> I forgot about that. Holy [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> McCain and Braden are up next. And remember, we created their presentation and they have no idea what products you doing? >> Fine. How are you?

[15:00] >> Yo, this class looks really good. [laughter] They look perfect for this. Here's the first product we are considering launching. Women are falling for feminist propaganda and don't want to fulfill their roles. Introducing

[15:13] the Hojo. [laughter] >> I don't know that name. The Hojo is a training facility that will teach women skills to earn a husband. [laughter] >> Very condescending. >> To all the women disagreeing, you have

[15:26] To all the women disagreeing, you have >> The hell? >> That's kind of insulting to women. I'm >> And wait, really fast. Things they will be learning is cleaning, [laughter]

[15:38] cooking, mindfulness. >> Oh my god. Why are they gagged for? >> No, that's mindfulness. It mean it keeps them quiet. [laughter] >> That's not how it is, though.

[15:52] >> No. Selfrespect and motherhood. Oh my god. She's spamming thumbs down. >> Is this supposed to be a joke or it's tested this. >> Yeah. We just need your guys' approval

[16:05] or disapproval on these. >> Negative. All women will say no to this. >> No. down. >> Okay. change the game. >> They're going to freak out at this.

[16:19] new meats. >> It's oversaturated. This market has too >> I'm a vegetarian. >> Oh, a vegetarian. There we go. We have a vegetarian. >> Meatrop will send you a new meat to try

[16:33] >> Oh my god, that's bad. [laughter] >> There are even fun choices like hamster. >> Oh [laughter] no, dude. Dude, >> Julian is tweaking. Oh, >> and instead of euthanizing shelter dogs,

[16:47] we can make meat out of them. [laughter] >> This is insane. idea. >> Golden retrievers are underrated, guys. >> guys. Golden retrievers are underrated. You have to try it. [laughter]

[17:00] >> So, we'll take it as a yes since it should approve with this one. >> I say no. >> Um, okay. My history scrubber will scrub your digital footprint off the internet. So, here are examples of things I got

[17:12] erased forever. >> The time I won first place without realizing it was a special marathon. [laughter] >> I didn't realize. Um, >> you're going to hell. [laughter]

[17:24] >> Not this next one. >> Um, the time I bought a billboard and a mattress ad below ruined it. [laughter] history scrubber scrubbed it off the internet. What do you guys think?

[17:38] Yeah. >> Uh the time I accidentally bought local third graders the wrong ghost costumes. >> Oh my god. I can't. This is too much. I >> I got him off Amazon. Afterwards, I was taught what they are.

[17:52] >> McCain. McCain, I got the same Halloween costume. costume. >> Oh, congrats. Oh, [laughter] wow. guy. So, my history scrubber is a good

[18:04] >> Yes. >> Our new shoe brand is about to change of this one? This is so bad. Wait, I still have the robe on. Wait, let me robe on. >> Race shoes are built to help each race

[18:17] strengthen their identity. >> They're already [laughter] Look at >> Caucasian shoes. >> Yeah. A little light. Reel them back in a little bit. >> Africanamean shoes. [laughter]

[18:30] >> Oh my. >> Does that say secret do-rag compartment? >> Yes, it it does say that. This sounds a little racist to me to be honest. >> Uh the these are called Rob the store fours.

[18:44] >> dude. Kashik is dying. >> I don't like the name Rob the store 4. That's very [laughter] >> We could shorten it to RDS4s and then just never say [laughter] what it what it stands for.

[18:57] Okay, well let's move on to the next one. >> So these are the Middle Eastern shoes. >> What do you guys think of this? No, I think all of this is very racist. >> How is this racist? Are those wires?

[19:09] >> I actually like >> I think they're cool. I as much as you >> I think it's a great string. >> Thank you. Oh, he likes him. Wait till he sees the back. [laughter] >> Oh my god. I can't I can't

[19:23] >> From this one. >> Okay. How about Oh, [laughter] >> Yeah. Just like a speed boost. >> No, those are bombs, actually.

[19:36] >> But if it is speed boost, is isn't the nozzle supposed to be >> Okay, I lied. Those are bombs. [laughter] >> Koshik. Y. Yes, sir.

[19:48] >> I didn't like the technical aspect. I think it's wrong. If it's a speed boost, >> Facing backward. >> No, it's a bomb. >> Yeah, [laughter] I did. I did clarify that it was a bomb.

[20:01] Um, so race shoes. Good. Kosik, do you approve of the race shoes? >> No. >> Okay. Thumbs down on these. Thumbs down. >> Dude, the next one is so bad cuz JD didn't show up. By the way, McCain and

[20:15] JD were supposed to be partners, but JD showed up late and his computer didn't >> This is going to make them look horrible. Our next product will make it >> This is so bad. Two white guys presenting this. Have you ever turned

[20:29] the lights off and lost your black friend? [laughter] friend? [laughter] >> It happens to my husband all the time. [laughter] >> Um, where's Jeremiah?

[20:41] >> Dude, this is absurd. >> Well, we have a solution for this. Introducing the glow chain. >> Oh my [ __ ] Oh my god. A stylish chain that glows. Allison. Allison. Yes. >> No. No. No. No. Ask Danny Joe about

[20:57] >> Danny Joe, what do you think about this? No, I don't like it. [laughter] >> Oh my god, Justin, the next one is so bad. This might actually be the worst one. Introducing our new ethnic trading cards. Jeff, his ability is community

[21:14] and bring people together. He just >> cuz he's white. >> Um, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with race. It does actually Braden cuz ethnic trading it's ethnic trading

[21:27] cards. >> Karen her ability is complain. She yells about nothing to stress opponent out. >> I think the intelligence. intelligence should be? >> Um I would go less than 10.

[21:40] >> Okay. >> For sure. For sure. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> His ability is border hop. Juan ignores all walls and defenses. Oh [snorts] my

[21:52] >> Not bad. >> Not bad. Do you guys like it? >> No, but these are ethnic trading cards. It's the joke. It's like parody. It's a >> I guess it was all right. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, let's see. ZZ

[22:07] Xiao, [laughter] >> dude. Look at Kashi. His ability is factory swarm. Can duplicate and swarm opponent. Are the stats accurate? Social zero. Very accurate. >> Intelligence 100.

[22:19] >> Yeah. Overall, I like the item. >> Yeah, I like it. >> Rajit. [laughter] >> Uh, he has the ability to scam call. It steals half of your currency. >> I like it. [laughter]

[22:32] >> Kashik, is this Kashik approved? >> No. No. I'm a fellow Indian. this one you don't like. >> But when it comes to you, it hits you to >> Okay. So, it's okay when it happens to other people.

[22:44] >> Points. Indians are reallying convincing. They all >> intelligence. Put the intelligence higher. before you move on. >> By the way, his ability is scam call.

[22:57] Steals half of your currency. Jamal, his ability is ski mask. He steals all of ability is ski mask. He steals all of your currency. [laughter] good? Is we crying? What's going on? >> Why does the intelligence say zero?

[23:11] [laughter] >> Got to have some IQ to see everybody's >> You're right. No, you're right. Okay, so maybe we up it to 10. [laughter] >> At least 40. >> Okay, we'll go to 40.

[23:25] >> Who said that? >> Who said that? Who said that? Yeah. If [laughter] >> Really fast. Ethnic trading cards. Yes. >> No. >> Okay, let's keep moving then. Our

[23:39] storage jackets let you store and display your favorite possessions. Here are our favorite customer uses of storage jackets. Latina style. [laughter] She has hot Cheetos in the jacket. It's

[23:53] her favorite item. >> Wait, you would wear this? Who said >> Oh, Cindy, you would wear this? >> Would 100% wear this >> Oh [ __ ] Kathy. Wait. Say that one more time.

[24:06] >> Great product for ultra marathoners. >> Say we're going to have to mute Ultron >> [laughter] >> Dude, Braden's going to laugh, dude. style. >> I like that one for me. I like that one

[24:21] >> Some matcha drinkers in here. Nice. >> Good idea. >> Can we just double check what Kathy thinks about it? >> Sorry. Can we just double check? Kathy, what did you think of that one? Your mic

[24:34] >> Great idea. >> Great idea. [laughter] >> And then it works on that one. Cool. Hennessy style. >> I'll take that one. >> You guys like this though? Yes.

[24:47] >> Hennessy. Yes. >> If it's filled, I'll take it. >> Lots of approval on this one. Sweet. >> Wait till they see the next slide. Uh [laughter] >> Why does he have the tag on it?

[25:00] >> Oh, >> would you No, he stole it. >> would you No, he stole it. >> Oh, [laughter] >> Why did they forget to remove it only for him specifically?

[25:13] >> Because he's black. >> No, no, no, no. It's cuz this is the only behind picture we took. >> Conveniently, right? >> I think you guys liked this one. >> Hey, I'm giving this the golden buzzer.

[25:26] >> We got a [laughter] golden buzzer. >> Yo, this [ __ ] look flat when I ain't going to lie, man. [laughter] >> Who Who's saying that? I don't see your >> Oh my god, you're so close to getting them. Introducing Labor Loop, a discrete

[25:39] wearable for your staff. When inactivity is detected, Labor Loop will issue a >> No, like he's insane. I'm sorry. >> How [laughter] small is the shot? >> Say we actually got this idea from Chinese sweat shops.

[25:52] >> Yeah. So, we actually got this idea from the Chinese sweat shops. [laughter] And the small zap would honestly just get you back on the game. >> Do we? [laughter] So, I'll move on. This will keep employees alert for every

[26:07] single second of the day. [laughter] >> The kid almost died. >> Just like I said, keep you back in it. Rabber Roup's [laughter] >> will even shock after hours to remind employees of their duty.

[26:22] >> Wait, is it Labor Loop or Rabber Roup? It's Labor Loop. I think he's for this one? >> That's slavery. that's her boyfriend. I hate to interrupt everyone, but Patrice, is that

[26:35] your boyfriend or are you single? She's not even paying attention. >> You're good, [laughter] man. Are you guys ready for the next one? >> Airball. [laughter]

[26:48] laugh. >> Hood crickets have been hiding inside smoke detectors for decades. [laughter] >> I don't know. I never had that issue, so >> Ask Damela if she's ever had these. Damela, have you ever had a hood

[27:02] >> Of course. I live in New York. >> Oh, there it is. Damela, >> What is a hood cricket? >> You're hearing it. >> We created a new product to finally stop their annoying He

[27:16] I can't There. Somebody needs to stop their hood crickets. We've created a new product to finally stop their annoying chirping sound. [laughter] >> Introducing 50-year batteries.

[27:28] >> It's a good one. That's good. >> I keep hearing the hood crickets. Can going off? Uh, their smoke alarm. >> Say, I think it's Danny Joe. He's >> Oh, no. Not Not me. >> That wasn't you?

[27:42] >> Danny Joe, you promise? Cuz I I keep hearing it. You're the only one that's >> Oh, it's still going. Danny Joe, >> not me. Not me. Not me. you. >> Stop on Danny Joe mute. I'm going to

[27:55] if we hear it. It must have been Danny Joe, right? I >> No more. No, >> dude. How many people are in this class? 27 people. They started with 40. They're [ __ ] done. They're [ __ ] done,

[28:08] >> Thank you. Please raise your hand if you approve of our products and want to see them come to life. >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[28:21] >> You guys were amazing. Seriously, you guys were so >> Thank you guys so much. Yeah. >> God damn it. [laughter] >> Joe. Joe. >> Yeah.

[28:33] >> The punishment is the winners get to Photoshop whatever pictures we want of you guys and we get to post them on our Instagram with 400,000 followers. If you guys want to see them, follow our Instagram at familyfriendly OG so you

[28:46] >> Thank you guys so much for watching another familyfriendly Friday. And peace out. [music] Baby, come around [singing] for a >> Oh, if they don't find the text kids chat logs,

[29:00] >> what? >> That's the joke y'all made. [laughter] That's the joke y'all made. I'm just saying the joke you guys did. [ __ ] you. You're weird.

[29:12] >> What do you mean? Yo, you're weird, dude.