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[00:02] world class they flew in from all across the globe and their cooking is the bomb why is this up it's not tasteful it's not professional I actually got a gift for my little n's birthday oh my god he has no clue what's in this box it's a

[00:17] rope you got a whip for your little niece are you think about this hello niece are you think about this hello welcome to our gym would translate to oh welcome to our gym would translate to oh God bing bong

[00:33] this does not represent us do not replicate or act upon any content shown we paid strangers $15 again to attend a zoom presentation where we pitch our new companies but the catch is we made each other's companies extremely offensive

[00:49] will raise their hand if they would like to invest in our new companies whichever raised will have to dress up as rappers and sell their new mixtape to strangers by freestyling to them oh my gosh you're going to have to spit I can't spit I

[01:04] don't I can't freestyle bro we're so white bro we can't do this like Nathan and I are going first and remember we have no clue what we are about to present all right let's get this started okay so this is Nathan and eyes business

[01:17] concept Coral cruises an affordable familyfriendly getaway meet the owners we are coral Brothers we've been Pioneers in the cruise industry after we inherited the company when our father died

[01:30] him right there Nathan's already smiling miss him started first off oh here we go who here is comfortable with having a female cruise ship captain can I get a raise of hands anybody here comfortable with

[01:45] getting a female CR Captain that's good good good good awesome meet our captain we actually have the first ever female Cruise Captain Captain Rachel has been has been dedicated to serving her guest for the past 6 years Nathan do you want

[01:59] greeting card from her this is going to make him laugh and remember just because she's a woman doesn't mean she can't pilot the ship raise your hands out there ready ready ready

[02:18] is insane Nathan are you going to Sak oh yeah so this is her um this is Jessica um she's been in the busel does he already mess up the name how does he the business for for like 10 years um and she she does a great job oh my God

[02:32] Nate this is so close to laughing he's already red like a tomato Dude any questions so far I have a question oh yep what's your question I was wondering why are there the two female captains it's the same Captain just a different

[02:46] picture different angle different angle yeah so they're they're actually twins yeah so they're they're actually twins um I'll sign up hey yeah they'll sign up this [ __ ] all right number two where we

[02:59] sail Ben it yep it actually rings a bell was Mr Coral is he acquainted with Mr Epstein I I think I read his trial and I remember the name coming up in there no remember the name coming up in there no that was Mr floral that was a part of Mr

[03:14] Coral is a completely unrelated person thank God yeah right God dodg the bullet with that one all right let's move on to where we sail destinations we sail a majestic three Island route guests are always shocked at how the islands just

[03:28] get better and better they know it's going to pop up see for yourself why we have the top rated Cruise destination list of all time number one the Bahamas Nathan you want to take this one away yeah so the Turks and Kos yeah beautiful

[03:42] place very cool there's only one Island left number three little St James Island uh look at naan D Matthew's like what the Matthew's been there I think that's me right there on one of our visits to this island I don't remember this did

[03:58] you did you go on like a solo trip no this was uh the third island we set on in the building this is me outside posing I don't know you're I don't know what you're doing in there but yeah it was a fun time lots of amenities really

[04:11] good amount of amenities on this island wow wow I wouldn't say that anyways this is our favorite island of the three so we built a model of it in our children's play center so actually yeah fun fact this is as you can see compared my

[04:23] little Lego set right here to the building very similar no going I actually went and built my own little version of The Island skill repan laugh see the comparison one more time yep there's this

[04:37] one is not a laugh Nathan Nathan's want one more time sorry the the Lego set's really small yeah just keep going back and forth Just Shuffle back and forth Nathan's getting crack yeah that's incredible it's not as fun as it used to

[04:50] be it's kind of died down a bit now but it's it's I wouldn't say that either uh any more questions hey wasn't little St James Jeffrey Epstein's Island sure don't know why you keep bringing up Jeffrey EP yes Li St James was ep's

[05:06] Island fun fact uh no I think you guys got that confused with a different one are you saying it died down right when you got in jail or um I don't understand but if that's everything we're going to move on all right Nathan you got this

[05:18] take a lot of pride in our customer service Cruise comps upon boarding guests receive a complimentary cultural gift cultural oh my God now check out some of the amazing gifts that you can get just by coming

[05:32] aboard so for the white guest you get a free latte pumpkin spice you know we pumpkin spice latte yeah I love I love myself a

[05:44] pumpkin SP lattes Asian guests so our Asian guests come with a complimentary free massage we know that in the Thai culture massages are very uh big can you trade the comps what if I want the massage and I don't want the latte this

[05:58] guy's a no tradesies no tradesies to be honest davan no tradesies like you get what you get you know you're born that way that's going to be you know all right story my life are you being about this yes 100%

[06:13] this is totally complimentary no no no no no about white guests and Asian guests you're really we like to be opening and and exactly we want every we our ship don't you think you're running the risk of making your multiethnic

[06:27] guests a little uncomfortable thank you no our goal with this was to make them comfortable suggesting is that anytime you start dividing your guests into ethnic groups you're running the risk of offending somebody somewhere along the

[06:41] line yo everybody just woke up bro great good to know iPhone yes thank you so much wait Nathan all right so we're going to go yep Joe so just to Circle back it's 2024 can I identify as other races to get their perks all right we're

[06:55] not going to take any more jokes um oh that was good that was good by him we what you guys said noted African-American guests Nathan you actually wrote this one just put did I

[07:09] actually wrote this one just put did I okay uh $25 reload EBT car oh my God why is this up here it's not tasteful it's not professional I have something to say oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] who came up with this idea because I think

[07:23] this is highly unethical and it's not fair to all guests because you put One race for $25 say sweetheart sweetheart we can up it to 100 if you want no M

[07:36] iPhone iPhone no sweetheart we can we can up it to $100 if you want no it the day it's just this is good information this is good information this is the worst presentation of all time it's highly unethical in my opinion

[07:48] doing this we get this feedback Nathan write this down writing it all down it's all EBT cards for everyone we're going to be like Oprah and you get an EBT card to be like Oprah and you get an EBT card and you get everybody get them

[08:01] cards to is offensive so what what even get 25 perspective like looking through your lens but it's not it's not cool it's not

[08:15] look at Nathan by the way we have a rule where we can't laugh or break character end of the round number five this is shopping oh my God this is the worst part of the whole thing so we have a dutyfree sh shopping uh everybody hates

[08:28] taxes so obviously we we have a vast selection of items in our onboard dutyfree store Show and Tell oh my God the dutyfree store is a perfect place to get a gift for a loved one here's me and with what you can see is a gift let me

[08:43] show you what I got my nephew for his eth birthday and I got it right here this is really sweet I haven't seen this yet oh my

[08:56] God so I personally got my nephew a Rubik's Cube which I is it got that's really sweet so that's what I got that's what I got my nephew niece's birthday I wasn't going to open this until it was just me and her but

[09:09] you know what I'm going to give you guys a sneak peek all right oh my god he has no clue what's in this box oh my god look how ready look how ready is um so these are actually like like a

[09:21] fuzzy bear kind of thing you know what I mean it's like a stuffed animal thing I thought it was pretty oh my God cute pink handcuffs I'm not done are you guys for real I'm not done so wait a second wait a second we have a and you're only

[09:37] giving us $15 it's a $15 it's a rope definitely like a pom pom

[09:50] Che okay that makes sense uh yeah then there's one more thing at this point this is not even about the business anymore at this point you just anymore at this point you just there's one more

[10:06] more everybody hey one more gift here and that is and then you're laughing like please don't interrupt you got to grow up I I just knew you was going to do some crazy thing like this though okay listen if you guys don't like the

[10:20] gifts I'm sure you so those are not move on Nathan I agreed with the bear claws and the the pom poms I do not agree with the third one that is disgusting why not come on guys get your mind out of the any questions is this real or is this

[10:33] the spoof of course this is real it's it's completely real convenience store our onboard convenience store is open 24/7 has anything you need on the cruise 24/7 has anything you need on the cruise but don't try and

[10:54] it's Mindy oh it is oh it's not accurate it's Mindy oh it is oh it's not accurate you're right no her name is Mindy Mindy [ __ ] all right entertainment Nathan you you you did this section so

[11:07] the Hologram Museum we're actually very very proud of this many parents don't want to be held back by their kids on vacation right Mr Justin knows bro to solve this we have invented the first ever hologram Museum dude Lawrence is so

[11:21] over it look at him Jo's like cringed out hologram example number one so you know Man's first step on the moon this is a nice it's they all know it's it feels like you're there seriously it's magic so hologram

[11:34] example number two the first ever automobile me I'm personally a huge car guy I love just coming in here and you know pretending I'm in the the 20s you know exactly Nathan loves the 20s love the yeah I do love the 20s yes he does

[11:47] it I feel like you're more of an 1800s kind of guy oh my God oh my God oh no no no it was the 40s you love the 1940s that was your favorite bro right almost made him laugh moving on hologram example number

[12:13] very very important to you know when it comes to history even if it's bad you got to be able to see it right exactly first ever meeting first ever meeting great experience dot what great experience why would you add on to this

[12:26] experience why would you add on to this one let's move on so as you can see um with this Nathan's face dude so as you can

[12:38] see the Holograms do become very realistic our crew mates even taught him feel like he was actually there for the first meeting um what type of meeting maybe what type of meeting was it Ean oh yeah this meeting so this

[12:53] meeting is for um uh to see if you guys want to invest in our company or not if you guys want to invest in inv no I mean relating to the the meeting on screen oh I don't

[13:07] know dining obviously every good Cruise needs a good dining so find Cruise of a cruise ship our onboard restaurant truly encompasses all cultures with chefs from every culture our current Middle Eastern chefs are world

[13:23] class they flew in from all across the globe and their cooking is the bomb no pun yo daman's dying on that one this is Rahim and he is one of our best chefs restaurant menu our cruise restaurant is known around the world but that means

[13:38] there are some language barriers with the menu we have since updated our menus for each Target customer updated menus so we'll have a little before and after so we'll have a little before and after section for you guys Curry

[13:55] or dude Steve just shivered dude Joe is cringing Sushi no more like

[14:08] or how to pronounce that can everybody say that with

[14:20] you're ever going to Japan and you want to get some sushi what do you saysh actually do speak Japanese so it didn't say Sushi Japan it's

[14:36] sushi what say m m m it a subscribe it says subscribe M her what Nathan I thought that said Sushi bro your material didn't check out distribution now in case of a serious emergency life jacket priority will be

[14:51] conducted in the following order Indian people number two y three Asian people yep right four Mexicans and five

[15:07] white people that's awesome I thought you guys were racist at the start but the fact that you guys made white people go last is really cool exactly than show this order has sparked criticism but we do it for one simple

[15:20] reason we can count on white people to swim Nathan you don't back that now you wanted to take this one Steve is that enough thank you thank you please raise your hand if you would invest into our cruise line Zoom user 1 2 3 4 Justin 5 6

[15:37] seven seven yo they actually did really good what the are we getting paid more good what the are we getting paid more for more time nope all right guys thank you so much for coming around I love you all you guys got seven hands how many

[15:49] one cuz I laughed okay so I remember one laugh day that's minus so I would say that's minus two five you guys have five hands that's a good amount I think you guys can actually win this Nathan and I got seven hands raised but since we each

[16:01] laughed it brought our score down to five which means if M and Joe get more that rapper punishment M and Joe are up next and remember they have no idea what their presentation is about Joe and I are actually the hosts for today we're

[16:14] business that we created world's first ever Giga gym gym so big that's our company this is um and we're going to meet the owners now we are Joe and McCain Joe you want to say hi hello everybody we are excited to have you

[16:28] all and uh we've been Fitness Experts for over 8 years now and our goal is to build America's biggest Gym number one our services Joe I'm going to let you go daycare center as you can see this is a concept of our daycare got lots of

[16:45] activities um things to do this is actually an exact scale model this is daycare so yeah but why are there throwing knives on the dartboard so like right now if you give a like a child like a seven-year-old Like a Knife and

[16:59] they won't even hurt themselves Suzanne's thinking about this whole thing yeah right Lou is jumping in here he's laughing any feedback yeah you need to remove the dart board really yeah that's a that's a huge liability I would

[17:11] never invest in that Jose let's go Joseph let's go that's something I think Joseph let's go that's something I think would be a big like w w okay so I could dive more into some of these more red arrows if we focus more to the middle we

[17:25] have some poker chips this is for arithmetics and learning how count arithmetics are you guys for real yeah uh oh yeah uh oh Suzanne's but in Suzanne finally bur in what I was saying is the reason we use poker chips instead

[17:38] normally give your kid in preschool is application and once they learn it they learn it for the rest of their life they don't need something I would not send my kid to this daycare ochre chips and

[17:50] throwing knives the KN the knives are by the way it's the set from Costco kids don't need weights their bones aren't strong enough yeah dude Suzanne has not made a different no she looks so disgusted Training Services

[18:05] we offer Trainers for all customers we also have specialized trainers that will actually yell at you until you hit your goals so this is one of them um they can even dress up to motivate you based on your needs um oh my God not having any

[18:20] of it why is Charles smiling look at Ron winterberg has got to get a closer look winterberg has got to get a closer look any questions Randy's biss look at this oh Victoria has a question Victoria yes you're muted Victoria if you want to

[18:34] you're muted Victoria if you want to okay so I want to ask well the child years and what are they going to be doing is there any exercise for them to stay there I'm sorry I didn't hear a single

[18:49] word you said your mic's cutting out a little bit there but so I was saying that um for children older than four years that the Cade bro nobody knows

[19:01] what she it's just sleeping or just sitting down and playing sitting down and playing around okay two employes we only hire the best gym so

[19:17] big is going to be worldwide therefore our staff is required to know at least five languages to communicate with any customers oh my gosh I don't know how here's what to expect if you were a foreign customer I can handle this you

[19:31] want me to handle this yeah okay so customer number one so hello welcome to customer number one so hello welcome to our gym translates gets the next one really well too customer number two this customer is

[19:47] Japanese guys uh I do have to mention we have a third co-founder his name is Peter he's out sick he is Japanese so normally he would handle this don't go too hard on me here but I can a shot hello welcome to our gym oh

[20:01] God we translate to Bing Bong look at Ron Ron's really enjoying it Peter wrote I've never checked the translation myself but that's crazy that's accurate it's not yeah

[20:16] because you know when you Google translate back and forth it starts to mess up the translation I I speak Japanese I know it's a joke yeah my wife's Japanese it's funny pretty offensive yeah definitely

[20:31] very all right customer number three Yep this is South African all right hello welcome to our gym we translate to no food no water oh my

[20:43] to no food no water oh my God oh my God look at why is he dying off what even made a break so McCain if you want to keep us moving um

[20:57] y voice crack for sure we only hire the best and with that we have a strict but stylish employees dress code men's attire so this is our men's attire we got the gymo big logo oh this is not going to go well and then women's attire

[21:10] like that any questions so far yes yeah the women's attire looks like what's up unacceptable unacceptable

[21:23] you know why women's at tiger look like that unless the gym is on a beach motivational motivational for the other gu motivational we're motivated to work our bodies out not to look at a body let me watching on TV yeah Joe's got this

[21:39] Randy I let me ask you a counter question so if your gym was filled with women that looked like this would you ever skip a day I mean if it would be on sale Mary J BL yeah I won't skip no day but don't you think this is a little bit

[21:51] too much exploitation for her no it it increases the sales for our investors if Oprah Winfrey looked like that with would you um come to the gym every day hell yeah she had watch her show every day if that's how she was dressed any

[22:04] Suzanne what do you think about this I won't be going to your gym what why well can figure it out no thank you w be no wouldn't invest

[22:16] it wouldn't come to your gym also are you gonna are you planning on like new take something that's already been there like amazing probably probably been there she's eating it up probably have been there I don't think so

[22:29] yo suzan hates this all right listen we got to move on Advertising now you may be wondering how on Earth do we attract customers from around the world right M we are the only gym in the world that dubs their commercials in every language

[22:42] dubs their commercials in every language so audio on you guys ready oh my gosh oh my gosh hello and welcome to gym so big the largest gym in North America with the widest range of equipment and amenities

[23:05] look out here you eat too much become doctor and get strong oh go crazy M thank you oh my gosh was that supposed to be Mandarin or Cantonese because I didn't recognize that dialect of Chinese at all that one

[23:20] expertise but I do believe he said Mandarin number three food and nutrition working out is only half of the battle when getting into shape diet is the other this is a big misconception people think it's all working out diet is 90%

[23:34] of your weight that's why at gym so big we offer a meal prep plan to help you hit your nutrition goals don't worry we know meals can get boring that's why we have plenty of options yeah we do meal prep options number one Indian rice plus

[23:48] Curry this is traditional this type of meal is extremely anabolic and good for meal is extremely anabolic and good for muscle growth Italian we have pasta and then African we do have food stamps this is because it allows any it

[24:02] Africa is a very large and diverse country so by just providing a general meal voucher they can go get whatever culture they want or type of food they want number four amenities meditation is a crucial part to a healthy mind and a

[24:16] healthy body can I get a raise of hands does anybody do meditation here I do yes absolutely I I think it's a necessity nowadays with our phones you know what I mean and when done properly it allows you to tap into your ancestral Roots

[24:30] which is why we created the zenzone the world's first ever Multicultural meditation room Jo's already smiling Joe's already smiling you know something different audios based on your background to help you tap into your

[24:44] true chakra okay here we go everybody get in the zone go go here we go oh my gosh Caucasian meditation watch those nice Birds Asian meditation room I like this one

[25:07] at look [Laughter] [Laughter] at like a it's like a jungle type thing

[25:23] have a question for you yeah I haven't been too tapped into the Zen Zone that jungle right like that was the idea behind that one yes sir sound like an alarm like an alarm thing what alarm there it is like a phone alarm what do

[25:38] you mean yeah it was like a I don't know like a chir like a fire alarm like a a ducked off that's a break that's a break my K broke Randy Jones has a question what made y' decide to start a gym like this what is this bro they're going it's

[25:52] going right over their heads I actually was really fat earlier in my life I was I weighed 240 lbs and I dropped down to 160 just off eating right and having good Fitness Joe here he also wants to become not just some little skinny twink

[26:06] buffed out Beast man you know what I mean yeah um I actually just wanted to pull up for reference for you Randy this is actually McCain just 5 years ago I used to have glasses so he actually yeah he's a little bit of a

[26:21] have probably gotten a strike or a spare with them but um obviously things have changed um wow so yeah that was our main motivation other amenities don't worry if you don't have the are package we have rots of free amenities to use look

[26:36] at the case here's are other options the cold plunge room as we said we had a cold plunge coming up here it is the sauna her roima look at him he can't continue wait what did that

[26:54] stopping Joe why' you stop uh what what is that stop uh what what is that sorry I'm having a a visual migraine um come off of sickness my vision gets all

[27:08] blurry sorry everybody you'll be okay uh the pools non-swimmer friendly pools so everybody that was talking about you know where can the little ones non-swimmer friendly pool before they learn all right any questions okay um

[27:28] how [Music] actually almost done all right here we go bodybuilding we understand Tans are

[27:41] crucial for bodybuilding at gym so big we offer the most effective tanning beds in America our tanning beds give you a full body Tan in just 10 minutes demonstration this is Daniel a gym so big member who wanted our highle tan

[27:54] before vacation it only took 10 minutes to get the result he was looking for look at this this right after look at Danny look at the before and after we also gave him some grills and tats and a bling look at Mercy that's Daniel you

[28:09] wouldn't believe it but he got lasic also and he got a nice tan yes he did also and he got a nice tan yes he did yeah that's a beautiful Dan look I got him Budd broke got him that got

[28:24] got him and he does go by davius now you [Music]

[28:37] doing okay Charles is in disbelief much uh raise your hand if you guys would like to invest in gym so big Giga

[28:52] JY we got one two three thank you Victoria five five six s thank you it was very fun having you all was nice me very entertaining okay I I laugh like

[29:06] it was three it was how did you laugh at the tanning bed bro the Devon one I was like that one was a free that one was a freebie easy and then I look up and you're like this mck Joe got seven hands but since

[29:21] mcain broke three times it brought their score down to four making them the losers okay well you won congrats you ready to Freestyle some inell our CDs I am not mad I will take this loss graciously first time ever winning a

[29:36] zoom out of like you guys [ __ ] that was good all act like some real ones and sell five CDs at Newport Beach make sure you guys the screen right now click it this is the only way you can watch it right now

[29:51] want to watch the punishment early click it right now that's the only way to watch it night last maybe come around for a it night last maybe come around for a minute should I like that I could never