Papers Please but Zombies (Quarantine Zone)

[00:01] NAME IS JACK SEPT THE GUY AND WELCOME TO quarantine zone. A lot of people have been asking me to play this because I played Papers Please and everyone was Papers, PLEASE BUT WITH ZOMBIES." I JUST WANT TO remind everybody that I was not

[00:14] good at Papers, Please. So, I might not be good at this one either, but if I can judge people and then shoot them in the face when they're least expecting it, I'm going to do it. Anyway, endless mode. Hell no. Examine

[00:30] survivors and evacuate uninfected to give humanity a chance. Yes. All right, let's see what this is all about. A lot of lot of hub about this about. A lot of lot of hub about this game.

[00:49] >> Dreaming of a vacation on some sunny beach. >> Not the best fantasy these days, huh? >> God damn. Anyway, welcome back to reality. We're almost there. Checkpoint Alpha. They've been holding Alph, but

[01:04] they need reinforcements. That means us. All right, get ready. That means us. All right, get ready. You're dropping at 20. Commander, watch your step out there. It's not just the dead you got to worry about.

[01:17] dead you got to worry about. >> It's the bagels. Uh, so this game was in early access for a really long time, and now it's finally out in its full 1.0 now. Oh Jesus, we're [ __ ] flying all over

[01:30] the place. All right, pick up my thing. Take the walkie-talkie. >> Sleep well, Grunt. It's your first day, so I'll go easy on you. Our job's to make damn sure the plague doesn't crawl into the camp. Get yourself to the

[01:42] into the camp. Get yourself to the checkpoint. We'll start with the basics. checkpoint. We'll start with the basics. >> All right, no evacuation today.

[01:55] Reminds me of Last of Us or Crisis 2. Any Crisis heads out there? Any cry heads out there? Any people giving head out there? He actually showed up. You guys owe me 10 bucks. Nothing personal. It's just uh we're stuck in Groundhog

[02:12] It's just uh we're stuck in Groundhog Day out here. Just trying to, you know, >> Sounds like Suno. >> So, it's simple really. Just shout next >> So, it's simple really. Just shout next and the guys will let the survivor in.

[02:27] >> DON'T MAKE ME WAIT. >> NEXT. Why didn't you shout it >> first? Do a simple inspection. >> Take the flashlight from the table. >> I don't trust this guy already. Look at his eyes.

[02:42] his eyes. I'm going to shoot him right now. Inspect. It's taking me a long ass time

[02:54] to look at your knees. >> Take your time. Match what you see against the symptom chart. The devil's in the details. >> Where's the symptom chart? Oh, >> identify the particular ailment and

[03:07] click symptom logged. If you mark most symptoms correctly, you'll get a reward. symptoms correctly, you'll get a reward. >> Okay, so this guy's conjunctivitis. Once you've recorded the symptoms, it's time to decide their fate. Let's switch

[03:22] to the distribution tab. >> Okay, I'm about to distribute the [ __ ] >> Still not sure? No worries. Just send them into quarantine. Let them sit for a itself. Like a friend of mine used to

[03:36] >> can't piss in the gas tank. >> Not sure what he meant exactly, but your choice may have consequences for the whole camp. All right. The wrong one in. Pretty face, pleading eyes. They'll have come back to

[03:50] bite more than just you in the ass. >> I'm not letting anybody in. I'm shooting everyone in the kneecaps and then I'm going to see what happens. I'M ALWAYS WAY TOO EMPATHETIC when I play these types of games. Papers, please. Walking

[04:02] Dead. Any choice based thing. I'm like, "Oh no, I the person looks sad." NOT THIS TIME, [ __ ] I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU in both your [ __ ] ass cheeks.

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[07:21] guarantee and no one's going to treat you better. They'll tuck you in and kiss you better. They'll tuck you in and kiss your toes. checkpoint comprises multiple zones, each with its own function. Tab for the

[07:36] distribution map. Checkpoints field outpost of the science division. Send survivors here to investigate unknown symptoms. Okay. The lab. division field outpost. None of this is the word

[07:51] the wrong foot. There's too much information for a gamer to take in. accommodation for the healthy. Send all non-infected survivors here. Okay. To evacuation evacuation. You can send survivors to a

[08:06] survivors there will start to get sick and die. Oh [ __ ] An isolation. This is the quarantine and treatment center for If you are unsure of a survivor's condition, send them to quarantine for

[08:19] further observation. If you even sneeze, if you breathe, if you look in my direction, I'm gonna shoot your toes off and I'm going to send you to quarantine. The destination for infected survivors, liquidation.

[08:32] Remember, there's no cure for the virus. Liquidation is a painful mercy. A painful mercy. Jesus. Be certain. Once you send a survivor for liquidation, the decision cannot be reversed. That's detaining right there. Confirm.

[08:45] >> No. No. You don't UNDERSTAND >> WHAT? WHAT don't I understand? I up and that you're going to get everybody sick here and I'm going to get everybody killed. All right. Next. >> Move it, sir.

[08:58] >> Please don't scan me with that. They've heard stories. The scans are going to give you autism. It's not true. Shut the [ __ ] up. Send the survivors to the residential block immediately. I didn't do anything.

[09:14] >> 4 days we'll be evacuating the survivors block. Top brass will be very upset with us if we don't move a adequate number of healthy people. Carefully examine the survivors in the line and send the uninfected onto the block.

[09:30] >> Okay, so I need five and I have four days to do it. You're putting a lot of [ __ ] pressure on me. >> What's the death rate here? talking. Next >> next survivor.

[09:44] >> You are in a quarantine zone. Okay, your eyes are all kind of messed up. >> I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay. >> Inspect the survivor. You're bitten. >> Inspect the survivor. You're bitten. >> You're literally bitten.

[10:05] that mean infected. So you So you go to liquidation, right?

[10:18] >> Do you mean special processing? >> It means you're gonna die. Her eyes were all red. Her face was all scratched.

[10:31] >> Come on. >> I made the right call. Come over here to my tickle your [ __ ] >> If you find something, just lie. Okay. I

[10:43] >> HEY EVERYONE. THIS GUY SAID IF I FIND something to lie, so if if I like make the wrong diagnosis, it's not cuz I'm lying, it's because I'm a [ __ ] Just shoot him in the head. Okay. You have

[10:57] speckles on your face. I don't know if that means much. That could be a skin thing instead of an infected thing. [screaming]

[11:09] Oh, baby blues. Oh, sapphire. I can get lost in them. But also, you're gonna [ __ ] die. Oh, there's way more. Oh, there's way more. there's way more. Does freckles count?

[11:23] person did. OH, I DIDN'T know I could scroll. Oh, dip. Okay, I don't know if freckles count as bad, but the bite mark. Wait, what does it actually say? Bite mark is a confirmed sign of infection. Freckles

[11:38] symptom, but some commanders previously misinterpreted them as some kind of zombie rash. Do not make the same mistake. Okay. >> Okay. Bye. >> I trust you guys when this feels wrong.

[11:51] >> Oh, it's going to feel way more wrong when you're full of holes. when you're full of holes. Next. >> you don't mind what just happened. Okay. You've got like a big bruise on

[12:07] your face and you're all covered in freckles. You got bites on you. Let me see you. You got bites on you. Are your toes bitten? I was going to make a joke that we should get them naked to see like you

[12:20] that in papers, please. And I feel like they're going to do that in this to get naked and I want to feel bad about them. Sorry. Bruises, freckles. Ah, and you said if I'm not sure to send

[12:34] him to quarantine. >> Crying out loud. >> PUT HIM IN THE HOLE. >> That's it. Not that hard, right? >> Can you try to avoid excessive executions, please?

[12:47] >> You would like to keep our jobs. >> I don't give a [ __ ] about your job. I'm trying to save the world here. >> THE WORLD. The world's more important than your anxious attitude. But also, you're very nice. Thank you. It was a

[13:01] hands as well as mine. You told me how to do the job. If I do it wrong, it's your fault. Ah, bedtime. I love to sleep 8 hours after murdering people. Not directly, but you know, it's my

[13:17] fault. So, oh, finish your first day. Score a perfect inspection on every check. Woohoo! I nailed it.

[13:31] >> Wake up, soldier. >> This is the moment where any of you who make like Tik Toks and edits cut forward to all of the people I get killed stupidly. It's going to be very hilarious. Okay. Visit the survivor in

[13:43] quarantine. Oh. Oh, I don't really want to go see them. Oh, I don't really want to go see them. It scares me. can look and behave differently for

[13:58] quarantine to monitor their symptoms. Inspect the quarantine survivors every day. If symptoms disappear, the survivor is healthy. Okay. Infected survivors will become zombies. When they just kill everybody else, you must clear

[14:12] quarantine when there is a zombie. >> Well, well, look at this one. Rosie >> on government rations, no less. >> What's your call, soldier? >> Inspected or not? >> Hell if I know. Inspect again, then pick

[14:26] an assignment. >> How do I inspect again? Just like Oh, I'm out. Let me inspect you. Let me have a look at you. Oh, you're still bruised, but you could have just fallen on a

[14:39] fine? It said that they'll become zombies. I think you're okay. I think you're fine. You've got bruises, but a bruise or hematoma is a localized containing liquid or clotted blood forms and is usually a result of non-invasive

[14:55] injuries. You don't have the other stuff. You don't have skin cuts. Oh [ __ ] I have to thermo I'm not allowed to do that here. I don't have a thermometer yet. Okay, I'm just going to let you go. Still marking down for

[15:08] bruises, but you can go. >> Wonder if I'll know anybody in there. >> Does it matter? You're alive. All right, next. tight, but >> went through quarantine once. I passed.

[15:26] jocks all covered in blood? Is that bad? Oh, okay. That might just be a hair texture issue. I'm not under like a time limit. Am I Am I could just like look at your knees all day? Nice shoes. Okay. You just You don't have conjunctivitis.

[15:42] You have bruises, right? Hey, your eyes are fine. Yeah, I'm so worried about getting things wrong that I'm like trying my best. >> Looks safe to me. Send them to the living block. Word of the wise, rookie.

[15:55] If you catch anyone in the quarantine block eyeing you like you're a slab of meat, do the world a favor. Burn the thing. camera. Understood. >> Understood, sir.

[16:09] it's early days, but >> he's got a little toy for you. I was worried that I was going to [ __ ] it up immediately. What does this look like? going to be sick. >> Cleanse the quarantine cell for the

[16:23] anybody. >> The infected typically exhibit elevated pulse rates with body temperature rising significantly above normal levels. This when there aren't enough visible symptoms.

[16:37] >> Give it a try. Okay, Okay, take the turbo. give me a gun. IF THEY'RE INFECTED, I'LL DO THE DEED MYSELF RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

[16:51] THERMOPULSOMETER. Pulse and temperature can be indicators of infection. Use the thermopulsimeter to check uh left click to check a hiccuping may be signs of an elevated temperature or pulse.

[17:05] temperature or pulse. Oh god. Okay, next. >> I feel okay. I promise. >> Well, I don't really care. Let me check

[17:17] >> Well, I don't really care. Let me check everything else cuz you might be [ __ ] Oh, that means I'm not sure, right? Wait, you're actually hold on. Your temperature's got up to 43, bro. 43 and

[17:33] 132. High temp. A thermometer is required for measurement and extremely high temperature or terminal fever is a symptom of infection. Does that mean because you're 43 I have to [ __ ] get

[17:45] you killed immediately? We're sneezing on this. SHE'S SNEEZING IN MY FACE. SHE'S [ __ ] poisoning me. You're going in here. Sorry. In time, you'll get more tools to help you spot the symptoms.

[18:00] >> Okay. >> The disease evolves, but so do we. Do I get like immediate confirmation that she's infected if it says it up that she's infected if it says it up top?

[18:14] >> Move it. >> Dude, you're already sneezing >> I promise. >> BRO, LOOK AT YOUR EYES. YOU'RE A DEMON FROM BEYOND. >> You got hiccups. You're sneezing. You

[18:28] are red. >> You are in a quarantine zone. You are in a porn movie. >> Wait, was it up to 41? I'm already Whatever. >> 190 pulse.

[18:43] >> 190 pulse. >> Extreme pulse. Bro, you about to get the [ __ ] shooties. Oh, wait. Red eyes means immediately. Yeah, just uh stay there a second and you know, just go over there.

[18:57] >> You're scaring me. Where am I going? >> To heaven. But most likely hell because you're a demon. Next >> Never mind that everybody that was just here went off and they got shot and

[19:11] they were infected and you might do the same. Just try to relax. Everybody's different. All God's children. Oh, you have hiccups. That might be cause for concern. Oh, you are right on the cusp. 40.8 was

[19:27] the highest and 150. Oh, you're on the cusp. Oh, you're on the cusp. I'm sorry. You're going to have to go into quarantine. Please be a zombie so I can burn you

[19:42] I was going to say burn you to death, but you'll be dead already. It's a >> Don't make me wait. >> Next.

[19:54] >> Hey, what's up? >> Please. My wife's already inside. She's >> Your wife? Hey, freckles or blood marks. Looks like you were wearing goggles and you got blood splattered in your face.

[20:11] Okay, this is normal. 80 and 36. Okay, good. Uh, you do have freckles though, which apparently according to this game is the mark of the beast. And you're all covered in dirt, but that's not

[20:23] that's nothing crazy. You know, there's no thing for dirt. It's just freckles and cuts. I'll send you into quarantine just in case. >> I feel fine. Please don't do this.

[20:37] >> If you feel fine now, you'll feel finer tomorrow. Unless that person's a zombie and they'll kill you next. [music] >> Are you wearing a [ __ ] pot on your head?

[20:54] 117. You're a little elevated. 36.2. two. you got a pot on your head. So that Oh, cuz I have to take off the pod. HE'S

[21:08] BALDING, GUYS. HE'S BALDING. IS THAT A SIGN OF INFECTION? think you're okay. >> You are in a quarantine zone. >> You are in your happy place. >> Remove your outer clothing.

[21:23] >> Okay, I think you can probably go to the survivor block. Prepare your belongings. >> Crazy Dave. Oh [ __ ] Maybe I shouldn't have sent crazy Dave to the survivor >> He might not be infected, but he might be crazy.

[21:36] >> Don't scare me with that. I've heard stories. stories. >> Dude, your eyes are [ __ ] red. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, it's climbing. Oh, it's climbing. Oh my god.

[21:50] Like Everest before us, you're in the [ __ ] clouds. on 80 and 43 though. AND YOU GOT [ __ ] freckles all over you and you got red eyes. You're

[22:03] going straight to liquidation. Have fun, Mr. Future Smoothie. >> I I heard that correctly. >> Yeah, you heard it correctly. And the >> Yeah, you heard it correctly. And the last sound you'll hear is your ass

[22:15] evacuating itself as the bullet goes through your Medulla oblangata. Okay, good day. Um, what was your name again? I saw it at the start and I again? I saw it at the start and I forget. Bobby, it was something cute.

[22:29] All right, a great day. Have fun, fellas. fellas. I just take up my thermometer and go. Excellent day. I think I'm [ __ ] two for two. I think I am goated

[22:44] with the virus on this game. >> External infected rushing the perimeter. >> Give me a gun. RUSHING THE PERIMETER. >> GIVE ME AN AK. OH, I GET THE DRONE. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO NEAR THEM.

[22:58] Holy [ __ ] Bombs, rockets, air strikes. Let me in. Wave defense.

[23:10] What the hell? OH MY GOD, BRO. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT THIS GAME WOULD HAVE [ __ ] WAVE defense AC130 above CALL OF DUTY [ __ ]

[23:22] defense AC130 above CALL OF DUTY [ __ ] HELL YEAH. LOOK AT [screaming] ME GO. I CAN'T SCAN ALL OF YOU UNLESS IT'S WITH BULLETS. BULLETS. THEN I WILL SCAN YOU METICULOUSLY.

[23:34] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay, we back. Don't you dare try and sneak in. Let me see what SOMETHING ELSE LOOKS LIKE. >> [screaming] >> WE GOT THE [ __ ] 50 cal 120 cal Vulcan cannon or whatever

[23:49] the [ __ ] you want to call this. 37 105 MIL. All right, that was wave one. Whoops. I might have blown my load on the first night by blowing everything up. Oh my god, there's [ __ ] biggin.

[24:04] Woo! Woo! It's the most consistent out of all of them.

[24:29] WHY? YOU GUYS GOT ME [ __ ] scanning from behind a desk. Send me out. I'm clearly incredible at this. I thought it would just say like perfect.

[24:47] into the block. >> Hell of a night. Even made me hungry. Remember, the better a man eats, the longer he can fight. As for civilians, they don't last long without food either. Make sure everyone gets fed.

[25:03] either. Make sure everyone gets fed. >> I have to feed people. Enter base mode. >> I have to feed people. Enter base mode. What in God's name is this game? hand. Isn't it shocking that I was just immediately going to skip this and then

[25:16] probably [ __ ] it all up and people get mad at me? Survivors and provisions go have in the block, the more food they'll need. What? How does that make sense?

[25:28] the survivors and the demands of our mission. You will need to build and upgrade to increase housing, storage, and defenses. Power is the lifeblood of generator. Make sure it is enough fuel and that the total power consumption of

[25:42] the buildings does not exceed Okay. Now, in practice, Resupply. >> Everything has its price. Don't spread things too thin. >> Got it. So, what? Put everybody put

[25:57] everything into this. So, I have five food and canteen. Five out of 40. and you're not telling me how much I need. You're also not TELLING ME HOW

[26:09] MUCH I HAVE. OKAY. SIX. >> Yeah. >> Keep the food coming or everything goes >> Oh, do it. >> A food supply isn't the only thing you

[26:21] need to monitor. >> Oh, that drum.

[26:34] critical resources to all survivors. A bed for rest, a designated spot at the canteen, and adequate daily food rations. Guys, hold on. I'm going to rations. Guys, hold on. I'm going to have to [ __ ] take my socks off. I'm

[26:47] have to take my jacket off. I'm going to have to take my butt plug out. This [ __ ] is getting intense. Failure to meet these needs has immediate consequences for every essential resource that is lacking. Conditions will deteriorate

[27:01] will deteriorate. Survivors who fall ill can be restored to health with medkits. maintaining a robust checkpoint. A healthy survivor will become sick. A sick survivor will die. If you run out of medkits, purchase more from the base

[27:14] management screen. Okay. A Jesus. What am I doing? No. You're telling me to go down there. So where? Ah, this is where I sleep. And I come out and I come down here and then everybody gets killed in here. Everybody

[27:27] go burn in here. And then the survivor block is down here. Okay, cool. I'm feel for it. Clinic med kits and clinic zero.

[27:40] Okay. Generate fuel and generator 14 out of 42. Power output 14. Resupply med kits. Med kits aren't that expensive, right? I think 10 is okay. Okay. So you does that mean you use one power? I don't [ __ ] know. Get back to work. I

[27:55] killing people. It's snowing. This game's very pretty to It's snowing. This game's very pretty to look at. And it's a lot more like, you you leave a building, but it's not really connected to another building and

[28:09] the game tricks you about the distance. But this is all like a fullyfledged thing. It's all planned out. It's all mapped out. It's cool. Calories and cures. Okay, let me go check on me, lads.

[28:23] >> Identification verified. >> Quarantine status stable. >> Oh, you're all you're all red. Oh, you're you going to die. Sorry. Um, let me have a look at you. I

[28:40] think you're fine. Maybe you can leave. >> Please, if you find something, just lie. Okay. I can't go back. I don't trust that you said that though.

[28:58] 36 97. Okay. So, I I think this guy's fine. Do you guys think this guy's fine? don't have to like say they have red eyes, right? Like I can just do this.

[29:17] I was like, "Oh man, did I do it wrong? Nothing's happening. [laughter] I expected more fallout from that." Like screaming, banging on the glass, but now screaming, banging on the glass, but now just My knees are weak.

[29:32] >> move it. >> Move it. Send them in. Hello. >> Please, CAN WE HURRY? >> YOU'RE BITTEN ON THE FACE. followed

[29:45] liquidation. Liquidate >> You are in a quarantine. >> Think about it as a liquidate. You're dating something and that something is a bullet.

[30:02] >> You guys better not be infected. Chancing your arm. Okay, >> give me a second. This is all too much. >> I'll give you multiple seconds. >> I'll give you multiple seconds. Honestly, you got the hiccups. 36.5 and

[30:16] Honestly, you got the hiccups. 36.5 and 130. measurement. High pulse is a deviation from the norm, which can only be caused by Okay, you got a little something going on. Do you have infected thoughts?

[30:31] Okay, you're also walking around in the snow in shorts and sandals, flip-flops even. All right, I'm going to send you to quarantine >> for crying out loud. >> For crying out quiet. Shut up. Look,

[30:44] >> you might not be a zombie, but you're still sick like you. >> Please, I I can't go back out there. >> Yeah, don't worry, buddy. You're not never send you back out there. Why would I send you back out there when you CAN

[30:58] I send you back out there when you CAN GET DETAINED? TAKE HIM AWAY and shoot him twice for good measure. Grab his dog tags. Let me see it. Let me see it. >> Please. I'm just tired. Not sick.

[31:12] >> Dude, you look sick as [ __ ] And not in the like cool kids way. You got yellow ass eyes, bro. And you got freckles. If you have a bite mark on you, I will send you to meet your maker.

[31:28] You have dirt on your hands. Are you also wearing flip flops? Just for that? I don't trust you. You're going into quarantine. Get out of my [ __ ] face, >> YOU HAVE TWO FIRST NAMES AND I DON'T trust it.

[31:41] >> Got a bruise on your face, huh? >> If you find something, just lie. Okay. I can't go back. >> Guys, none of you are going back at this quarantine ZONE IN THIS PLACE. NONE OF YOU WILL BE GOING BACK OUTSIDE. You

[31:56] YOU WILL BE GOING BACK OUTSIDE. You survive, you quarantine, the big queue, LET me point this at your forehead so you think it's a gun and you get scared. you think it's a gun and you get scared. 36 and 105. 105 is okay. 105 is okay.

[32:10] Well, you got a big bruise. It's usually a form of non-invasive injuries. Yeah. >> are in a quarantine zone. >> So, I shouldn't be sending bruised people in, right? >> CUZ I ONLY HAVE THREE SPOTS.

[32:24] belongings for >> a bruise doesn't matter. Please. I'm just tired, not sick. >> Okay, everything else checks out. You got bruises on you. I don't like the

[32:39] location of those bruises, though. Are you okay? Do you need help? Um, and what previously misinterpreted them as some kind of zombie rash. Don't make the same mistake. Okay, so I've been doing that wrong, right? I think you're fine.

[32:54] I think you're fine. Elellanar Harris, come on down. God, I hope you're fine. >> I'm so sorry for the trouble. Please just let me pass.

[33:07] >> Oh, you got the hiccups. And your [ __ ] is climbing, bro. 150 and 43. Check it out. 150 43 43 got this on it,

[33:20] Check it out. 150 43 43 got this on it, which means you're going in a hole. >> No. SURVIVOR SENT TO LIQUIDATION. NO. SURVIVOR SENT TO LIQUIDATION. NO. Was that bad?

[33:37] eliminated. Nice. Do a [ __ ] go this job. Tap me up. Tap me up. Hell yeah. What's in this one? Collectibles room. I don't have any

[33:53] collectibles except a cigarette and a pliers. I can't of WD40. What kind of collectibles can I get? Like people's bones. After I burn them to death, can I go in and collect their teeth? Give me another wave defense. That was fun.

[34:07] another wave defense. That was fun. A can't always get what you want. purchases, which hopefully means that I don't have to do many of those. Zero deaths in block. Good job. Zero pass infected, zero zombie victims, zero.

[34:22] Check out the zeros, bro. It's like golf. The lower the better. Damn it. >> I told you to keep those fuel barrels sealed. They got damp. Refill the tanks and bring the power back online. >> I didn't do anything.

[34:38] the key to keeping the checkpoint alive. You must keep the generator supplied and constantly. Be mindful of the fuel levels and the power output. Okay. Fuel. Oh, can I just check a thing? Fuel needed for today. Oh, each building

[34:53] consumes power. An upgraded building will consume more power. I think up I power and then an upgrade should consume less. Don't you think? Does the upgraded more. Power down buildings conserve

[35:08] output or running out of fuel will cause a power outage throughout the generator to get the checkpoint up and running again. Okay.

[35:24] Oh [ __ ] Resupply. >> say the magic words. Let there be light and throw the switch. Get a move on. >> How do I Do I have to go in and do it?

[35:39] Oh, DIP. SURVIVORS. How's everybody doing? YOU'RE ALL ALIVE CUZ of me. I hope you're grateful. Oh, it better be. lever. >> Wait, can I see myself? Now, let's see

[35:51] if you can handle something tougher. >> All chopper coming to the checkpoint. pressure. >> Don't let any straw break the camel's >> Okay. >> First, upgrade the base to level two.

[36:05] >> Okay. A zone level is required level. Oh, okay. Earn research points to purchase checkpoint upgrades. Increasing the checkpoints level unlocks new tool need these upgrades to detect new symptoms more easily. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[36:21] are out there watching this who have played the game to death already who are looking at it and being like you can just detect instantly what's wrong with like, "Oh, they're fine." Yeah. They come in. Yeah. Straight to liquidation.

[36:33] Blah blah blah. I'm just hitting here like freckles. What are What brand are your shoes? Okay. Upgrades. I have 310 research points. Oh [ __ ] But this cost research points. Oh [ __ ] But this cost 300. [ __ ] A clinic zombie cage. Metal

[36:46] detector. Whoa. Easy as pie, but not so fast. >> Pie's not that easy to make. >> Adds orange and red indicators for HIGH EXTREME VALUES. OH, THAT'S COOL. I [ __ ] I want it. I WANT IT, BUT I DON'T HAVE

[37:00] ENOUGH RESEARCH. I'M TOO STUPID. Add sound cues for thermal and pulse measurements. Oh, yeah. >> Without authorization. >> I hope this game doesn't get too hard. Papers, please got really hard. Or any

[37:13] of these other types of games. I just want it to be like fun. I don't need it to be [ __ ] impossible here. >> Give it some muscle. >> Give it some muscle. >> Oh [ __ ] Four grand.

[37:26] >> Don't get cocky, soldier. Everything in this camp requires power. More buildings and bigger facilities means more power. >> Nothing is free here. >> Uh-huh. Food in canteen. Four. Food needed seven. Okay. Oh [ __ ] 2100 for

[37:42] needed seven. Okay. Oh [ __ ] 2100 for that. I'll buy 10. Wait, how much do I need? Seven. And there's four there. Yeah, 10. So, I'll more people I put in, the harder it gets. Oh, god. Talk. Oh, Georgie. That

[37:56] was his name. Cuz I was like, "Hia, Georgie." In my head. I said it in my it out loud. See this? It's usually used to test reflexes. The infected have slowed reactions. You'll notice the

[38:08] difference right away. No need to reinvent the wheel or hammer on this one. Personally, I'd like to see a bat wrapped in barbed wire. Ah, whatever. Just be careful. Don't go cracking any skulls.

[38:24] What if I crack your skull? Slow and dulled reflexes are new symptoms of the virus. Use the reflex hammer to test a survivor's muscle response, [laughter] breaking his arm over and over again. Only use this on

[38:36] the head or torso will hurt them. A slack jaw may indicate a potential issue with muscular reflexes. Oh, I like that it says not infected. Wait, this is not infected. I thought poof would happen [snorts]

[38:50] if I test your reflexes. Huh? I'm afraid of hitting him in case he gets mad at of hitting him in case he gets mad at me. Okay, come on in. >> Hi, how are you? >> You're not going to detain me, right?

[39:02] >> You're not going to detain me, right? >> I'll be the judge of that.

[39:18] WHY ARE THEY HITTING ME? YOU SAID I COULD TEST THE REFLEXES. Hyperact hyperaggressive. OH, ATTACKS THE INSPECTOR AFTER THE HAMMER STRIKE. You [ __ ] [ __ ] What is the bad one? Reacts with the

[39:33] opposite limb. Oh, >> I don't know if absent reflex means that quarantine. Prepare. >> Oh, I didn't check on my quarantinis.

[39:45] >> Identification verified. >> Okay. Yellow eyes. >> I can't really see you. >> Incident reported. >> Okay, come on out. Now I can test your reflexes as well.

[39:59] >> Oh, your eyes are turning red. >> Dead already. turning red. What if they're like a little red? conjunctivitis. Oh, okay. So, it could just be an allergic reaction. You have

[40:14] no You have no reflexes. Oh, does that mean they sent you to the survivor block and then you go into the med bay? I think I don't know. I don't want to get my [ __ ] little survivies killed. Come on out.

[40:27] killed. Come on out. >> I don't have any symptoms. See? See? AH, >> I don't have any symptoms. See? See? AH, YOU GOT SEPTIC EYES. Shout out. I would be killed though in this world. Let me check your legs.

[40:41] >> Can it be a thing where I hit this arm and that has no reaction but this one does? Or these have no reaction and his knees have reactions. Will that still hairline? Okay, you got the septic which means you

[40:56] block and start a YouTube channel cuz you're going to make it big. Yellowing the scara. It is a sign of problems with the provision of clean food and water in the Okay, so that's yellow eyes are not a symptom. Right. And I [ __ ] that up

[41:11] before. Okay, you stay there. HI EVERYBODY. I'M BACK. I'M READY TO beat you up. >> Come on in. Okay, you're dirty. My kids made it through yesterday. I just need to join them. Did your kids make it to

[41:26] heaven? Cuz I don't know what that means, Bubba. Cuz I don't know what that means, Bubba. Okay. Okay. Nice. Strong knees. Strong. Are you like a jumper or like a runner or? Actually, if you did either of

[41:41] those, you probably have bad knees. Uh, let me check your temp. I think you're good to go. I think you're fine. I think you can go to the survivor block. Just don't eat too much food.

[41:54] >> Max, >> come on in. Oh, you're all kinds of bites. >> Look, ma. No bites. I'll be the [ __ ] judge of that. 36.99. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's

[42:11] not too bad. Yellow. So, this blood on you. It's not scratches. Let me smack you up a little. Be calm and wait for your turn. Be calm and wait for your turn. >> Okay. No reaction.

[42:25] the game. Does that mean he's fine because he's yellow eyes, not red eyes, and they said yellow is not that bad. Should I send him in anyway? Ranging clean food and water in the city after the outbreak. It doesn't mean an

[42:39] infection. I think he's okay. Well, I'll keep an I think he's okay. Well, I'll keep an eye on you. You got freckles. >> I can't believe it. Thank you. >> Competent inspection. Competent.

[42:53] >> Let me wait. >> Oh, you're hiccoping and you're all >> Let's just get this over with. >> Are those scratches okay? Your temperature is fine, but your heart rate is really high.

[43:07] is really high. Oh, extreme pulse. infection. Also, GIVE ME A GUN. GIVE ME A GUN. I'LL DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW MYSELF. GIVE ME A GUN.

[43:23] A [ __ ] [ __ ] [snorts] >> Thanks for at least letting me live, you're going. Move it. >> Move it. Come on in faster.

[43:37] >> Please. I've lost too much already. Don't make me turn back now. >> Bro, you're about to lose a whole lot more. It's called your life. >> What do you mean special processing? >> I mean, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. EVERYONE

[43:50] HERE SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU CAN HEAR THE GUNSHOTS. IT'S NO SECRET. AND THE LITTLE POPUP. WAIT FOR IT. Good job. Good job. >> COME ON. WOULD YOU RATHER be in there

[44:02] with them? >> I feel okay. I promise. >> You look really clean and pretty and like your hair's done. You look too nice like your hair's done. You look too nice for someone living in the apocalypse.

[44:15] Infected. I knew it. [ __ ] knew it. Cross reflex reaction. Okay. I'm [ __ ] sending you to meet your maker. I'M SENDING YOU INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.

[44:28] DOWN INTO TARTERISH YOU GO. TELL LUCIFER I SAID HI BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID HE FALL from heaven, you have fallen from grace as well. >> Okay, next. Come on in. Hello. Howdy dudy.

[44:41] >> Please. I've lost too much already. Don't make me turn back now. >> Not good. Not good. 40.3 and 131.

[44:55] Okay. 40.3 and 131 >> in a quarantine zone. Stay calm. >> You got to go to quarantine. >> And if tomorrow you're a zombie, you're going to get the burn.

[45:14] my job. So good at my job and keeping people alive and looking all sexy while people alive and looking all sexy while I'm doing it. Okay. Power fuel and generator 42. Fuel needed for today? Eight. Okay, we're good on that. Made

[45:26] 3,300. Should I Wait, do I get research points during the day or is it at night? [snorts] So, what are these scanner? Oh my god, I don't even have these yet. Ah. Allows the scanner to see through blood and mud.

[45:41] Interesting. Interesting. I don't have the scanner yet, though. Is that ice >> Something about the eyes. Okay, I'm going to save my points for now because I don't technically need this to read for me. I kind of know the numbers

[45:53] already and those points are hard to come by by the looks of it. So, I'm going to wait a little bit. Um, but I don't know if I should be doing anything don't know if I should be doing anything here. Provisions 14 10 needed for today.

[46:05] [ __ ] me, man. Okay, I'm trying to like double up whatever we need every time. Beds intense 12 survivors in block 11. I'm almost running out of beds. Okay, let's that's tomorrow's problem right now. Sleepies

[46:27] infected INTO THE BLOCK. NO. TWO KILLED IN BLOCK. [screaming] NO [ __ ] THREE IN BLOCK. [screaming] NO [ __ ] THREE DEATHS IN BLOCK. OH, MY PERFECT RECORD. OH, she's a genius. Undetected symptoms. Conjunctivitis. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I

[46:42] FIGURED IT OUT, I WAS LIKE, "OH, CONJUNCTIVITIS means you don't have to send them into the quarantine. You can just send them straight in." What it. Evacuation today. Oh god. All right. Oh,

[46:57] and I ONLY HAD TO WAIT ONE MORE DAY AS WELL, AND EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE been fine. How many are in the thing now, though? How many survivors in block? Eight. And I needed five. Oh god, it can all go so

[47:09] it? >> Damn it. >> Attention. Evacuation convoy. >> Identification verified. >> Okay, you seem fine. >> No incidents reported.

[47:25] >> I just need to get to the safe zone. My family is waiting for me. >> Okay, this is fine. I think it's anything above 120, right, for heart anything above 120, right, for heart rate? Uh, yeah. have any bites?

[47:38] Everything seems good. Yeah, and you did have the reaction of hitting me. So, I >> Please, please. >> Sorry. I wasn't expecting this.

[47:50] >> Oh, to live. You're welcome. >> Okay. I mean, it sounds like you actually are sick, though. just not

[48:05] infected sick. I don't know, man. I feel like you need to stay here another day. Or is that stupid? Should I not keep him another stupid? Should I not keep him another day?

[48:20] [ __ ] man. [ __ ] A high pulse is a deviation from the norm which can only be caused by a viral neoplasms. And this is a nonspecific protective response of the body to action of

[48:33] pyrogens. I'm going to keep you here. >> I was healthy yesterday. Just check >> That's usually how it goes before you get sick. >> I'm not sick. I'm not sick. It was a burp.

[48:49] bites. >> All right, but you got a high temperature. >> Stay calm and wait for your turn. Remove >> 40 and 102. You're on the [ __ ] cusp, bro.

[49:01] >> You got an elevated temp and you got freckles. >> Okay. >> Are these skin cuts or scars from >> Are these skin cuts or scars from previous cuts? I don't know.

[49:13] >> Oh [ __ ] This is getting trickier now cuz I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, you freckles. A cut is describing the anatomical integrity in due to the unknown origin of the injury. It is impossible to

[49:27] of the injury. It is impossible to determine infection from a code. >> Check again. >> I don't have the room. >> I I can't >> I uh [ __ ] myself.

[49:48] BITE. WE HAVE A BITE. I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON. WE I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON. WE [screaming] HAVE A BITE. you cuz apparently OH, WE GOT A DIRTY ASS. YOUR HAIR IS SO COOL THOUGH. OH, we

[50:03] to click these even when I send them off and then I'll get more points? Is that and then I'll get more points? Is that how this is working? Either way, Naomi, >> Right. >> Excellent inspection. Maybe it does

[50:17] >> Come on. >> Get that [ __ ] bag off your head. What are you doing? Don't worry, I'm not sick. I just look like this. sick. I just look like this. >> I don't care. GET A BAG OFF HIS HEAD.

[50:32] Not sick. Not sick. YOU'RE A SKELETON. YOU'RE A SKELETON BONES. You're the grim reaper. If I send you to die, do I die? Is that how that works? You're even wearing your own merch. That's [ __ ] Okay. Um, you

[50:48] have What did I say? Wait, do you even have a temperature? Let's check this [ __ ] Okay, that's actually normal. That's not what I expect of a skeleton bones. What did I say he had?

[51:02] did I say he had? It was bad reflexes, right? Yeah. Yeah, he [ __ ] Yeah, he [ __ ] He got liquidation. Die, Dev, die. >> Ah, come on, buddy. I'm not sick. Don't send me to liquidation, please. I

[51:18] >> He told the developer to die. How else would I have a game if you told the dev to die? Oh my god, there's so many more people. to me? >> You [ __ ] die.

[51:32] >> Well, luckily, >> stay calm and wait for your turn. Chacho. >> Everything except >> Your belongings for inspection. >> You're fine. Don't even worry about it.

[51:47] pancake. Can't get in there. >> Move it. >> Right. >> What? >> My hands won't stop shaking. >> Okay. Well, hopefully that doesn't mean

[52:00] >> Okay. Well, hopefully that doesn't mean you're sick. head with this thing. Attacks after hammer strike. Sick or

[52:14] [groaning] [groaning] [ __ ] Oh my god, there's four more people. [ __ ] Let's just get this over with.

[52:30] >> Okay. [groaning] [ __ ] What do I do? How can I save more people? QUARANTINE IS FULL. [ __ ] That means I got to [ __ ] kill you, man. I got to [ __ ] kill you.

[52:45] Even hit you in the knee. gets me SMACKED IN THE [ __ ] FACE. Please have high temperature. Oh, [ __ ] You're 140 though. Like 140 is not great.

[53:01] 140 is like in this zone, bro. I'm You know, I'm just going to get you killed. >> Come on. >> You should have got lane faster. Let me see if it actually doesn't say infected killed.

[53:24] good right now cuz I'm killing people and it's working really well. held out perfectly. You got a bruise though, but a bruise don't mean an

[53:38] infection. A bruise just means someone hit you with a hammer over and over again and you'll probably be fine. >> See you on the other side. >> See you on the other side. >> Next survival.

[53:53] >> My kids just made it through yesterday. I just need to join them. >> Your kids made it through yesterday. What were your kids' temperatures? What were your kids' names? Can't remember. Probably cuz you're a [ __ ] zombie.

[54:12] Everything else is fine. You don't I'm sorry. I'm not looking at your ass. I'm sorry. Well, now I was cuz I said it. I'm checking for other things. I think you're okay. You can lodge a HR complaint in the

[54:25] >> Thank you. >> Don't make me wait. >> Don't make me wait. >> Okay, last person. Last person, please. >> I can't go back out there. >> And wait for your turn. Remove your

[54:37] >> Keep going. Keep going. Yes. >> Yes. 41.9 and 190. >> 41.90. We have a bleeder.

[54:51] >> Yes. Yes. And let's check your [ __ ] reflexes. [clears throat] reflexes. [clears throat] >> YES. AH, THANK GOD. [ __ ] NAILED IT. >> beds don't grow on trees here, soldier. Can't keep people in the survivor's

[55:03] block [music] forever. Evacuation's part of your job, too. city. >> Okay. What do I do? >> Okay. What do I do? [music]

[55:25] destinations. Select survivors to go to the science division to gain more research points. Select survivors to go to the military for extra cash. It's >> except the science division would get no money and everyone would go to the

[55:39] military and they would get the money. Remember your quota. If you do not have evacuation, you are jeopardizing the overall. Okay, so I have enough. Okay, choose the destination for Raymond Stewart. I I want more research

[55:54] honestly, but more money is helpful. Wait, quota is five. Do I have to keep five? Like now I'm confused. You can keep some people. Okay, you go to science, military, military, science. And then can I Oh,

[56:10] and I can I keep the rest? Ooh, that's interesting. But I can keep left? I can keep I can send two more.

[56:33] this [ __ ] hell hole a bit longer. That's good, right? it went smoothly. The report will come tomorrow morning. Get some rest.

[56:50] tomorrow morning. Get some rest. >> Okay. I hope that I did that right. point it out and I'm like, "Oh, that's how that works." Whoops. Okay, give me that report. Maintenance 500. Nice. Nice.

[57:07] Okay. Zero deaths in block. An immaculate statistic. Infected sent zero. [ __ ] yeah. I guess if it's on the day. Ooh. Yeah,

[57:19] wrong, right? Oh, and then you infect the world. >> Nice work, buddy. Remember, quotas are our main mission. If we fail them a

[57:31] couple of times, and let's just say they won't be sending us to quarantine. Anyway, we've got lots of work ahead of us. Come see me. He means they'll send us to the [ __ ] liquidation chamber, which means I'm dead.

[57:48] which means I'm dead. Okay, resupply max. That should be every single time, right? Okay, we have five survivors, five healthy, zero sick, 12 beds, food in the canteen, seven food needed for today, five. So, I'm going to

[58:01] bump this up to Should I get like 15?

[58:14] DOESN'T MATTER. I'M GOING TO LEAVE THIS EPISODE HERE. This is a very fun game. I feedback on it. I want to know if I'm doing stuff right or not or but this could be a game that I get very addicted to because I do like this sauce. I do

[58:28] games. They're just very overwhelming and very intimidating. But so far so good. It's It's really well made, too. I'm actually surprised by how fluid everything is, how well thought out everything is, how connected it all is,

[58:43] like it so far. ANYWAY, THANK YOU SO much for watching. I'll see you in the much for watching. I'll see you in the next one. Stay infected or