Playing Steam Games No One Plays

[00:00] A lot of being a Twitch streamer is

[00:01] riding the current wave. There's a

[00:03] momentum behind a current game that's

[00:05] out that everybody likes. It's very hot,

[00:06] like Metro Chameleon right now, for

[00:08] example. And I've done this in [music]

[00:09] the past, played games like Only Up or

[00:11] Squeaky Game. And it seems like

[00:13] everybody's playing it until it

[00:14] eventually dies out as we wait for the

[00:16] next hot game to come out. I had a

[00:18] thought recently. There's a lot of games

[00:20] out there. In fact, there's a lot of

[00:21] dead games out there that are probably

[00:23] really fun to play if somebody just gave

[00:25] them a try. So that's exactly what I

[00:27] did. I got a list of about 10 dead

[00:29] games. And for reference, that's

[00:30] anywhere from zero average players to

[00:32] like a hundred. And I force my friends

[00:34] to sit down and play them with me. After

[00:36] every game, we give our thumbs up or

[00:37] thumbs down. And today, we're going to

[00:39] find out what the diamonds in the rough

[00:40] truly are. And if you want me to play

[00:42] more dead games, subscribe. It's a

[00:43] transaction. This is a transaction time.

[00:44] You subscribe and I give you what you

[00:46] want from me, which is the more dead

[00:48] games. A lot of them are really cool,

[00:50] actually. This game has sold over a

[00:52] million copies. There are currently, and

[00:54] I'm not exaggerating the number, zero

[00:56] people playing it right now.

[00:58] >> And what's it called? It's a great

[00:59] question. Mount your friends.

[01:02] >> Why is his uh Never mind.

[01:04] >> What? What? What? What are you guys

[01:05] noticing?

[01:06] >> His schlong is out. And

[01:09] >> it reminds me of a movie party.

[01:12] >> You know what I'm saying? It's like

[01:13] everyone's saying free the nip. You

[01:14] know, cleavage is is is human. And then

[01:17] a guy just lets his [ __ ] hang and all of

[01:19] a sudden

[01:20] >> Oh, I like this game.

[01:23] >> Oh, that you.

[01:26] >> No.

[01:27] >> Okay. [laughter]

[01:28] Oh my god.

[01:30] >> Oh my gosh. You're cruising.

[01:31] >> Yeah, controller's way easier.

[01:35] >> You played this before, Ly.

[01:37] >> No, I actually Ray's the only one who

[01:38] has.

[01:39] >> You got to press S2. No, you press Oh,

[01:41] you press A.

[01:42] >> Not a not.

[01:45] >> It's Jo Leslie.

[01:47] >> Is it Did I lose

[01:48] >> Oh, you're eliminated.

[01:49] >> Okay. You want You want to restart with

[01:51] controllers?

[01:52] >> I'm down to leave and uh

[01:53] >> Yeah, I'm down. I'm down to leave.

[01:54] >> All right, let's see. Let's see. I don't

[01:55] know how to uh

[01:56] >> No.

[01:56] >> Oh, yeah. Exit to menu. Look at that.

[01:58] That was easy. Create server. In Oh,

[02:01] invite friends. Bing. There's only four

[02:03] people. I should just make a public

[02:04] server. Hold up.

[02:05] >> Are other people going to be able to

[02:06] join? [music]

[02:07] >> Ray, there's zero people playing on

[02:09] Earth.

[02:09] >> I know. But I think I think there's one

[02:11] person watching one of us that's going

[02:12] to open the game.

[02:13] >> Let me just try it.

[02:14] >> Fine server.

[02:14] >> There's literally [laughter] no one

[02:16] here. It's all you guys. No one came in.

[02:19] >> All right. All right. This is for real

[02:20] this time. And I'm going to do a

[02:21] slightly different variation.

[02:23] >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[02:24] >> That's a little bit harder. harder

[02:27] building.

[02:28] >> Oh, we need to go to the right.

[02:29] >> The right is about going to the right,

[02:30] not about going up.

[02:34] >> There you go. There you go.

[02:35] >> Okay, I'm ready.

[02:36] >> You sent that [ __ ] I could be nice.

[02:41] >> That's evil.

[02:42] >> Why is that evil?

[02:46] [laughter]

[02:47] >> That's evil.

[02:48] >> Boom. No. No. It's nice. I'm not in

[02:51] anyone's way.

[02:52] >> Yep. Yep.

[02:54] >> Swinging around.

[02:55] >> Nice.

[02:56] 20 seconds. 20 seconds. 20 SECONDS.

[02:58] NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE.

[03:01] [laughter]

[03:03] >> 15 seconds.

[03:04] >> Stop talking.

[03:06] >> You got it. You got it. You got it.

[03:07] >> You can do this. You can do this.

[03:10] [laughter]

[03:10] >> You can do this. No time. No time. Yes.

[03:13] >> You're such a villain. Oh, he's going to

[03:15] launch.

[03:16] >> He is nonverbal. That's how you know.

[03:17] >> I know. He's thinking about launching.

[03:19] >> Trying so hard.

[03:20] >> Please launch.

[03:21] >> Maybe he's waiting.

[03:22] >> Oh no.

[03:23] >> Oh, you have to be connected. Wait, can

[03:26] we restart?

[03:27] >> Um,

[03:27] >> no.

[03:28] >> Okay, I vote to skip it. [laughter]

[03:31] >> One mo.

[03:32] >> Oh, no.

[03:35] >> They're trolling. They are trolling.

[03:38] >> I press the star button like four times.

[03:41] I vote this.

[03:42] >> Okay, you can't [laughter] 5 minute cool

[03:44] down. There's a 5minute cool down right

[03:45] now.

[03:46] >> This is like the movie I've seen. Meat

[03:47] spin.

[03:48] >> I saw the um the all grownup version,

[03:50] Lemon Party. [laughter]

[03:51] >> Oh, yeah. I've heard about that.

[03:52] >> Aren't these websites? What is that?

[03:55] >> Lack of lemons.

[03:56] >> Yeah. Yeah. It was actually really

[03:57] disappointing when you go into THE

[03:58] THEATER. SPEED

[03:59] >> 5 SECONDS. LAUNCH YOURSELF.

[04:01] >> 5 4

[04:02] >> 3 2 1

[04:05] >> You got to go. You got to go. GG.

[04:08] >> Do you think that game would have had

[04:09] more sales if it was animals instead of

[04:11] dicks?

[04:11] >> Wait, what? Speak to that. I don't know

[04:13] what you're saying here.

[04:15] >> Oh, like it it would cater to more

[04:17] audiences. If there wasn't a sch

[04:18] slinging schlong.

[04:19] >> If there wasn't a slinging schlong.

[04:21] Well, you can do the safer work version.

[04:22] My hot take is it would ruin its

[04:24] artistic integrity. I think the fact

[04:27] that they went for swinging penises is a

[04:30] mark in I liked it more. Yes.

[04:34] >> W.

[04:34] >> Next game. You might have heard of this

[04:36] game. It's probably the the one on the

[04:37] list you probably all have or maybe have

[04:39] played or heard of. It sold like 2

[04:41] million copies. There's 34 people

[04:42] playing it right now. It's called Witch

[04:44] It. [music] It's basically a prop hunt.

[04:46] So go. You should be hiding right now.

[04:48] You only have 30 seconds.

[04:50] >> Um

[04:51] >> 10 seconds y'all. I would become an item

[04:52] if you're not one already and stop

[04:53] moving. Are you guys ready?

[04:55] >> Yeah.

[04:55] >> All right, here I come. And I'm looking

[04:57] for witches.

[04:58] >> Squeaks is in the market.

[05:00] >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[05:03] >> Wait, what the hell?

[05:04] >> Barrel.

[05:06] >> No.

[05:07] >> GG. Bronny's caught. Squeaks. I need

[05:09] your limmerick. Now,

[05:11] >> there's only one way to save your ass.

[05:17] [laughter] You're going to want to cut

[05:19] the grass.

[05:20] >> Ooh.

[05:22] Bars. Bars.

[05:23] >> Wait, is that bars? What the [ __ ] is he?

[05:24] A lawn bar.

[05:25] >> No. I say I see him and it's a very

[05:27] vouch.

[05:27] >> Is it good? Is it good? You're vouching.

[05:29] >> It's It's I'm vouching.

[05:30] >> You're going to want to cut the grass.

[05:33] >> What is that?

[05:33] >> Don't think too hard.

[05:34] >> Ah, wait. Wait. I just saw this change.

[05:37] >> Mhm.

[05:38] >> Stop it.

[05:39] >> Run, Squeak. Run. Run.

[05:43] >> Oh [ __ ]

[05:45] >> I know you're still here, bro. My

[05:46] chicken. Stop with the [ __ ] ghoul on

[05:49] my screen.

[05:51] You're around here somewhere.

[05:55] >> Yes. [screaming]

[05:55] >> No.

[05:56] >> Ray. Ray, it is time for your riddle.

[05:59] >> Okay. Uh, look up. Look down. I can be

[06:04] underground above and around. You'll

[06:08] find me safe and sound.

[06:11] Everywhere [laughter] on the [ __ ]

[06:12] map. You said every location.

[06:14] >> YOU. THAT WASN'T HELPFUL.

[06:16] >> 3 seconds. Two. What?

[06:19] >> No. So close.

[06:20] >> You [ __ ] suck.

[06:21] >> I was right here. That was for the

[06:23] barrel behind you.

[06:24] >> Oh, [screaming] bro.

[06:25] >> You were so close. You're so close.

[06:28] >> Okay, that

[06:28] >> You didn't hit me once.

[06:29] >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's do this. Let's

[06:31] do this. Bronny, you'll be the You'll be

[06:32] the seeker.

[06:33] >> Uh,

[06:33] >> let's just do no moving

[06:35] >> from here. You can't move. Okay. Uh,

[06:37] your riddle, please. L,

[06:39] >> you would hold me to illuminate your

[06:42] way. June is the month that they make if

[06:45] you're gay.

[06:47] >> Can I? Okay. He's a candle. Okay, Ray,

[06:50] let me um

[06:52] uh

[06:55] uh

[06:56] we come back to you squeaks. What's your

[06:59] [laughter]

[06:59] >> Spongebob snails name is Gary. I believe

[07:03] I'm based off a song by Katie Perry.

[07:06] >> Firework.

[07:07] >> Whoa, that was good. That was so good.

[07:09] That was so good.

[07:09] >> Firework. Wait, that dude, what the hell

[07:11] is that?

[07:12] >> Oh, I got one. I got one. If you're

[07:14] hungry, you might like to share. I am

[07:17] quite similar to what some may call a

[07:20] pear.

[07:20] >> If a little poop comes out, they call it

[07:23] a shark. But if you're me, you go near

[07:26] [music] the start.

[07:28] >> Bars, bars, bars, bars. But where are we

[07:30] doing location?

[07:31] >> Where you came out of?

[07:32] >> Okay. Okay. Okay. So L is by here. Oh,

[07:38] >> I'm I I got one. I got one.

[07:41] >> Uhoh.

[07:42] >> Lety, you can't move. I thought

[07:43] >> you can't. Hey. Hey. After I'm shot, I

[07:45] can't run around.

[07:47] >> No.

[07:47] >> Yeah, fair.

[07:48] >> I got you. Okay. Uh, Ray, location base

[07:50] hit please.

[07:51] >> Uh, okay. Um,

[07:52] >> Limmerick.

[07:53] >> Um,

[07:55] uh,

[07:57] >> um,

[08:01] >> oh, uh,

[08:02] >> she's so bad. It's tough.

[08:04] >> Horses go. Nay, they eat me on a

[08:08] beautiful sunny day. Okay. I think so.

[08:12] Okay. Right. for Okay. Okay. I'll come

[08:15] back to you, Squeaks. What do we got?

[08:16] >> Yes. Careful with stray dogs for their

[08:19] bite. At night, look in the sky and it

[08:24] will ignite.

[08:26] >> Oh [ __ ]

[08:28] [laughter]

[08:29] >> It's just Ray now.

[08:30] >> Kill yourself.

[08:31] >> I exploded myself in the sky with a

[08:34] firework.

[08:35] >> That was epic. I won't lie. I didn't

[08:36] even know you could do that. Okay, so

[08:38] just Ray. Ray Lo.

[08:40] I've pretty much told you everything you

[08:44] needed to know. You can't find me. I

[08:48] fear it is.

[08:49] >> I'm She's beneath some hay bells.

[08:51] >> Am I near her? Am I near?

[08:52] >> Yeah, you're near.

[08:53] >> Are you dead ass snitch?

[08:55] >> It's not near the chicken. Turn around.

[08:58] >> [ __ ]

[08:59] >> Ray is such a sweat.

[09:01] >> Where were you?

[09:02] >> She went underneath his three hay bells

[09:04] as a [ __ ] pair. Dude, the race is

[09:07] finding the best spot and then

[09:09] stuttering for four minutes. [laughter]

[09:11] >> Dude, it's so hard to come up with

[09:13] lines.

[09:14] >> Well, congratulations, Ray. You're now

[09:15] the seeker.

[09:16] >> All right,

[09:18] find your hiding spots.

[09:21] >> Oh, yeah. This is good.

[09:24] >> Let you ready a rhyme.

[09:27] [laughter]

[09:30] >> I am the item most desired when your

[09:34] name

[09:36] is a cuck. Unfortunately, I am stuck

[09:39] next to the bald [ __ ]

[09:42] >> Okay, Squeaks, take it away.

[09:44] >> Magic. Magic. Pick a card. I look like

[09:47] I'm on the set of the yard.

[09:49] >> Okay, Leslie, go. Go for it.

[09:51] >> You're [ __ ]

[09:54] [laughter] You're Dude, you [ __ ] me.

[09:56] >> Becoming a chair right now may be the

[09:59] norm but

[10:01] >> Oh, uh um

[10:03] >> Oh. Um, but but funny enough, I didn't

[10:06] even transform.

[10:09] >> She's [laughter] still a witch.

[10:10] >> Wait, you are? I saw you flying. She

[10:14] could do that.

[10:15] >> I'm getting out of here, bro.

[10:16] >> You can't move. You can't [ __ ] move,

[10:18] >> dude. You are [ __ ]

[10:19] >> I'm trying to get upright. I'm trying. I

[10:21] fell. I [ __ ] fell.

[10:22] >> All right. Um, okay. New new location.

[10:25] New location. Are you all on the roof?

[10:27] >> I am on the roof. Yep. I'll come clean.

[10:28] >> Blood and maybe chairs back to back. Um

[10:33] [laughter]

[10:34] >> uh go to the spawn and turn right.

[10:35] You'll find

[10:37] a witch underneath the lights.

[10:39] >> Um they're they're literally that are

[10:41] like back to back. They're right next to

[10:43] each other on the

[10:43] >> I see her. She's flying. No one's flying

[10:47] right

[10:49] skip. I hate this game. I hate this

[10:51] game.

[10:51] >> One of the protoplasm eyes mad cuz bad l

[10:55] >> I actually hate this game.

[10:56] >> Um okay. Let's go there. Let's try a new

[10:58] map and let's have Squeaks do it.

[11:00] >> Yes. Ready or not, here I come. Uh, I

[11:04] want a riddle from Luddy.

[11:06] >> Okay. Okay. Um, wow, look at you. Could

[11:09] you get any fatter? If you want to find

[11:12] me, you got to look for a ladder.

[11:15] >> M bars.

[11:17] >> Okay. I want a riddle from

[11:18] >> Ray, you sweat.

[11:20] >> Oh, I found you.

[11:22] >> I want a [ __ ]

[11:23] >> I want a riddle from Leslie.

[11:25] >> It's a beautiful day. The sun is

[11:28] shining.

[11:29] If you look down your pants, you might

[11:31] find me.

[11:33] >> Jesus Christ, bro. [laughter]

[11:35] Jesus. You're a wise. Wait. Oh, what?

[11:38] Uh, okay. Ray,

[11:44] some might

[11:46] some might look at look at Squeaks and

[11:49] say he might or should be hairier, but

[11:52] you might find me between a wall of wood

[11:55] and a barrier.

[11:59] Bang. [screaming]

[12:00] >> I feel I fear I'm pretty essential. You

[12:03] might um

[12:05] wonder what my credentials are.

[12:09] [laughter]

[12:09] >> What the [ __ ] is that one?

[12:10] >> What? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got I

[12:12] got one for Ray. I got one for Ray. Oh.

[12:14] >> Oh, you might not need one, though.

[12:19] >> I think I uh uh uh Ray, thumb up.

[12:23] >> Thumb up. Yeah.

[12:24] >> Oh, wow. I'm surprised. I thought you

[12:25] hated it.

[12:26] >> No, no, no. I just uh I don't have

[12:28] patience.

[12:29] >> I get bored.

[12:30] >> Uh Leslie, thumb up, thumb down.

[12:31] >> Thumb up. Thumb up. Thumb up.

[12:32] >> Okay, Pie.

[12:34] >> Thumb up.

[12:35] >> Thumb up.

[12:35] >> What about you?

[12:36] >> Uh thumb up. Easy. That was a great

[12:37] game.

[12:37] >> That was a great game.

[12:39] >> Great game.

[12:40] >> Uh okay, guys. This next game is the

[12:41] largest game that we're going to be

[12:43] playing today. Their peak player base

[12:45] was 45,000 concurrent players. They sold

[12:47] about 5 million copies.

[12:50] >> They're currently sitting at 32 players.

[12:52] >> Oh, okay. Let's bring it back.

[12:54] >> We're bringing this game back from the

[12:55] dead. It's called Battleright.

[12:57] >> Oh my god. Shut the

[12:59] >> I don't own it.

[13:00] >> [ __ ] up. I used to love this game.

[13:03] >> Wait, why are you level 15?

[13:06] >> Wait, Leslie, why are you level 15 and a

[13:10] watching a VOD of me playing this game 8

[13:11] years ago right now?

[13:13] >> You're a founder,

[13:14] >> dude. I a founder.

[13:16] >> I literally played this game eight years

[13:18] ago.

[13:19] >> Ready up, losers.

[13:21] >> Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready,

[13:22] ready.

[13:22] >> [ __ ] Okay. Okay, I picked. So, how does

[13:25] this work? We just fight each other.

[13:27] >> I think it's kind of like a moa based

[13:29] combat system. Like qwe some abilities.

[13:31] Maybe there's an alt.

[13:32] >> I choose the

[13:33] >> We haven't even started. We're

[13:36] >> iron moa. I'm out.

[13:37] >> All right, here we go. Should we stay

[13:40] together or separate?

[13:41] >> Yeah, stay together. Stay together.

[13:42] >> This is awesome.

[13:43] >> I'm [ __ ] him up. I'm [ __ ] him up

[13:44] and he's so mad about

[13:45] >> I'm [ __ ] him up, too. I'm [ __ ] him

[13:46] up, too. I want them all. He can't

[13:48] leave. Wait, Squeeze, come here.

[13:49] Squeaks, come here, Squeaks.

[13:52] >> Yeah.

[13:52] >> Um, are you alive?

[13:54] >> Yeah.

[13:57] >> Sand down. Kill her ass. She's one shot.

[14:01] >> Jeez.

[14:03] Why did you die so fast?

[14:05] >> I don't know how to play.

[14:07] >> Maybe we need to swap teams.

[14:08] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll play with

[14:10] Pooky. I'll play with Pooky.

[14:12] >> Oh, Jesus Christ. They [ __ ] my [ __ ]

[14:14] up. I'm targeting. I'm targeting. Let's

[14:15] target one. Target one.

[14:16] >> Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming. I need

[14:18] help. Yep. Easy, easy. Good target. Good

[14:20] target.

[14:22] >> You can al

[14:24] >> I died.

[14:25] >> Get him. Get him. Get him.

[14:26] >> She's one HP.

[14:28] >> Okay. Okay. I get it. I get Well, I

[14:29] don't get it.

[14:30] >> Why don't you play a gun on my team?

[14:32] Well, we were we were trying.

[14:35] >> And now he tries.

[14:39] >> Job's done.

[14:40] >> What? You know what? [laughter]

[14:41] >> Wait, where where were you aiming the

[14:43] whole time?

[14:44] >> How come Leslie is bad when she has the

[14:47] most hours? that I know Luda didn't say

[14:49] that. I'm going to pull I'm going to

[14:50] pull one. I'm going to pull one.

[14:52] >> Okay.

[14:52] >> Up here, Leslie. Up here, Leslie.

[14:54] >> Yep.

[14:54] >> Just pay attention to the direction of

[14:56] your

[14:58] >> They're targeting me.

[15:01] >> I hate this game. [laughter]

[15:05] >> I do not believe.

[15:06] >> You guys are You're both so tanky.

[15:08] >> Yeah, we are just bullying. [laughter]

[15:09] >> So stupid.

[15:10] >> I'll swap my character. I'll swap my

[15:11] character.

[15:13] [groaning and screaming]

[15:15] >> Enemy slain. Oh my god, I didn't even

[15:18] get to al.

[15:19] >> Uh-oh.

[15:20] >> [ __ ] I got stuck.

[15:23] Back. Oh my god. L is so

[15:25] >> Enemy slain.

[15:27] >> No way, dude.

[15:28] >> Enemy, dude. I died crazy.

[15:30] >> Okay, you're insane.

[15:32] >> Enemy slain.

[15:32] >> Nice [ __ ] bro.

[15:36] >> No.

[15:37] >> I should have I should have queued. I

[15:38] should have [laughter]

[15:41] >> They're trying to keep the orb from

[15:43] [music] us.

[15:44] >> It's a spacing game. It's a spacing

[15:45] game. No, they're grabbing it.

[15:50] >> I hate how much of a priority the orb in

[15:52] the middle is.

[15:53] >> What a combo.

[15:56] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next.

[15:59] >> GG.

[16:00] >> Good job, Coop.

[16:01] >> Uh, okay, guys. Can we put quickly go

[16:03] down the list? Squeaks, thumb up.

[16:05] >> What?

[16:05] >> Yeah, I'll give that a thumb up.

[16:06] >> Leslie, thumb up.

[16:07] >> Thumb down.

[16:08] >> Ray, thumb up.

[16:10] >> I'm giving it a thumbs down.

[16:12] >> I will give it a thumb up. win equals

[16:16] fun. [music] My issue with the game

[16:18] honestly is that it's it has too much

[16:19] [ __ ] going on. They have like [ __ ]

[16:20] eight different spells [music] and like

[16:22] modifier. It's like too much. If you

[16:24] guys don't know, this game has died

[16:27] twice. It's not even that old. It's like

[16:29] a 2-year-old game. It peaked at 6,000

[16:31] concurrent players. It has like probably

[16:32] 100,000 to 200,000 uh sales. The main

[16:36] issue people have with it is it's capped

[16:37] at 60 fps.

[16:38] >> It's crashing my whole stream one

[16:40] moment. Yeah. No, this is this is crazy.

[16:44] My mouse is locked to a quarter of the

[16:47] screen.

[16:48] >> This is the kind of game that I would

[16:50] take as a sponsor and then say, "Wow,

[16:51] the movement's great."

[16:52] >> This game had zero players like right

[16:56] before I said to get on and now it has

[16:59] exploded to 21 players,

[17:02] >> which is it's it's the peak for the

[17:04] week. Everyone ready up. Ready up. Ready

[17:05] up.

[17:06] >> I

[17:07] >> The thing does pop up as

[17:08] >> I'm losing my

[17:09] >> Why is it popping up over the ready up

[17:11] button? I ready.

[17:12] >> [ __ ] UI people are so bad at this. I

[17:15] hope they all

[17:15] >> It did pop up over the ready.

[17:17] >> IT'S SO ANNOYING. I'M SO [ __ ]

[17:19] EXCITED.

[17:21] >> YEAH. What the hell? Did people pay $20

[17:24] just to Q dodge just to make us go

[17:26] through this over and over?

[17:28] >> Is that Is that what's happening here?

[17:29] Why aren't they readying up?

[17:30] >> You We have to fight for Gigantic

[17:32] Rampage now available on Steam for $10.

[17:35] [laughter]

[17:36] >> We're like gigantic garbage.

[17:38] >> We're in. We're in. We're in. There's

[17:40] literally nothing that can stop us now.

[17:41] >> The dev's queued up. GG. Make a

[17:43] different game. I'm going to be mean.

[17:45] >> Okay. Oh, wow. The 60 60 FPS actually

[17:47] feels really good. I'm getting my [ __ ]

[17:50] [ __ ] I'm getting my [ __ ] [ __ ] I

[17:51] went too deep. I went too deep. I went

[17:52] too deep.

[17:53] >> I don't know why.

[17:55] >> We're going to F. We're going to F.

[17:57] >> I'm trying. They're They're on me.

[17:58] They're on me. They're on me.

[17:59] >> Yep. Just one. It's just one. He's weak.

[18:00] He's weak. He's low.

[18:01] >> Okay.

[18:01] >> Yeah. He's down. He's down. He's down.

[18:02] Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.

[18:03] >> Okay. We're pushing F now. We're pushing

[18:05] F.

[18:06] >> Okay.

[18:06] >> Wait. They locked this. We got to go

[18:07] around.

[18:08] >> What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] happened to

[18:09] my What the hell did this happen?

[18:10] [laughter]

[18:11] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I

[18:15] >> dude, this is [ __ ] awesome.

[18:18] >> I can't make a full I can't make it full

[18:21] screen.

[18:21] >> Guys, this is actually [ __ ] sick.

[18:24] >> The movement in this game is unrivaled.

[18:27] >> I'm swapping characters. My mouse is

[18:29] invisible. I [ __ ] you not. I cannot see

[18:32] my mouse.

[18:33] >> Where are we going now? Where we going

[18:34] now?

[18:35] >> Wa! I can lock on to things. Uh, go back

[18:37] to our spawn. Our spawn near the

[18:39] guardian.

[18:40] >> Okay,

[18:40] >> they're on our guardian.

[18:41] >> There's a killing my

[18:43] >> What the shooting spy boo's insane.

[18:46] Okay,

[18:46] >> what the

[18:47] >> GG, guys.

[18:48] >> Let me tell you, that was some of the

[18:49] most fun I've ever had.

[18:50] >> [ __ ] dude. Actually, well played,

[18:52] y'all.

[18:52] >> Hey, run it back. Run it back.

[18:54] >> Should we ask

[18:56] for that so [ __ ] hard?

[18:58] >> Like, I've never hit like

[19:02] GG.

[19:03] >> My ego. All right, let's go down the

[19:06] line. Uh, thumbs up, thumbs down,

[19:08] >> thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down,

[19:09] >> thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down,

[19:11] thumbs down, thumbs down.

[19:13] >> I've never seen more potential and just

[19:16] so much just everything was wrong.

[19:18] [screaming]

[19:19] >> Okay, this next game is the newest game

[19:21] we're going to play today. It's less

[19:23] than a year old, has like a 100 players

[19:25] online.

[19:26] >> Okay. Okay.

[19:27] >> It's called Cheese Roll.

[19:33] Oh my god. Wait, I'm so good at this

[19:34] game.

[19:35] >> Am I supposed to collect the cheese or

[19:36] what?

[19:37] >> It's first down the hill.

[19:40] >> Wait, what? I grabbed Ray. [laughter]

[19:45] >> Let go.

[19:47] Let go.

[19:50] >> Yes. Yes. I missed.

[19:53] >> Get [ __ ]

[19:53] >> I thought that was me,

[19:57] >> dude. I'm just [ __ ] good at this

[19:59] [ __ ] I guess.

[20:02] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter] I

[20:04] don't know why. I don't know why I'm the

[20:06] cheese whisperer.

[20:07] >> [ __ ] dude. This is actually a game for

[20:09] >> old left. Okay. [laughter] What? Pause.

[20:12] What the [ __ ] was that? I don't make fun

[20:14] of you. I don't honestly say Oh, this is

[20:15] a game for Filipino people, you know.

[20:17] [laughter]

[20:18] >> Inbred is not a nationality, dude.

[20:21] >> Where are people?

[20:22] >> We have a flag. None of that.

[20:25] >> You guys are ACTUALLY

[20:28] [laughter]

[20:30] >> How did you get there?

[20:31] >> You all [ __ ] ran into the [laughter]

[20:33] wall.

[20:34] >> How is that even possible? Close.

[20:36] >> This map's so bad.

[20:38] >> What do you mean? It's all just

[20:39] downhill.

[20:40] >> Oh, that was Oh my god. Slow down.

[20:43] >> Come on. Get my first cheese. Come here.

[20:44] Come here. [laughter]

[20:46] Come here. Come here.

[20:48] >> Come on, cheese.

[20:49] >> COME ON. NO. GET THEM.

[20:52] YEAH BABY.

[20:55] What do we You're a [ __ ] You're

[20:57] cheese bro.

[20:58] >> Are we on the moon? Wait, where is this?

[21:02] [laughter]

[21:03] >> I give it an easy thumb up.

[21:05] >> It was a little cheesy.

[21:06] >> This gets my Lwig gold star. [applause]

[21:10] Lwig gold star applied. Everyone gets

[21:12] one gold star.

[21:13] >> Wait. Yeah, actually thumb up. Um I I

[21:15] could tell that the game was was good. I

[21:17] just was bad at it. I give this a solid

[21:21] thumbs up. I'm going to play this again.

[21:23] In fact,

[21:24] >> finally,

[21:25] >> I would I would give it a thumbs up for

[21:27] friendship. I think it's a good friend

[21:29] game.

[21:29] >> This next game is our most dead of the

[21:33] day. Two people have opened this game

[21:34] today and I think one of them was one of

[21:36] my mods.

[21:36] >> What's the game? What's the game? What's

[21:37] the game? What's the game?

[21:38] >> The game is called Sky Noon. All right,

[21:42] y'all. Free-for-all. Free for-all. No

[21:43] teams.

[21:44] >> Oh, free.

[21:45] >> Okay, so I believe in this game you die

[21:47] if you fall off the map.

[21:48] What the [ __ ]

[21:50] >> How do you get back on?

[21:52] >> You You have to right click. You have to

[21:53] grapple really quick.

[21:54] >> I don't like that my right click is

[21:55] grapple, but it's in my left hand.

[22:00] >> Oh, nice.

[22:01] >> Oh, this is awesome.

[22:05] >> This is awesome, by the way.

[22:07] >> This is the best game of the day. Hands

[22:09] down. Best game of the day.

[22:12] >> It's also the most dead.

[22:15] >> Got him.

[22:17] >> Nice. [ __ ] you, Lwig. [ __ ] Stay back.

[22:19] >> That was actually really good. Ray's at

[22:21] four.

[22:22] He's putting up an Owen.

[22:24] >> Stop.

[22:26] >> It's hard.

[22:29] >> Bye-bye.

[22:31] >> Let's in the lead booster.

[22:32] >> Common enemy. Common enemy. Common

[22:34] enemy.

[22:37] >> No. Nice. [screaming]

[22:41] >> Holy.

[22:42] >> What's this game mode? King of the Hill.

[22:49] [ __ ] my stupid chungus life.

[22:55] >> Coming in hot.

[22:56] >> Yeah,

[22:56] >> good [ __ ] Ronnie dead. Um, Ronnie is

[22:58] not on your team.

[22:59] >> I know. Just a good shot. I'm out of

[23:01] ammo.

[23:07] This is the worst case.

[23:12] >> I can't do anything,

[23:13] >> dude.

[23:15] No, I really hated that.

[23:20] >> [ __ ] you, Lwig.

[23:22] >> Ronnie got

[23:22] >> good [ __ ]

[23:23] >> Yes.

[23:25] >> Last one. Game point.

[23:28] >> I got her.

[23:28] >> Uhoh. I'm down.

[23:29] >> Nice. Nice. Nice.

[23:30] >> Good points. Big points. Big points.

[23:32] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] Back. Huge points. Huge

[23:35] points.

[23:35] >> I'm throwing.

[23:37] >> Yes.

[23:39] >> Yes. Finally.

[23:42] Dude, we were we were sweating.

[23:46] >> All right. Thumbs up. I give it thumbs

[23:47] up.

[23:48] >> Thumbs up. The biggest thumb. I think I

[23:50] give it my gold star.

[23:52] >> Well, two gold stars. Is that two gold

[23:54] stars? I'm hearing

[23:54] >> gold stars.

[23:55] >> Absolutely.

[23:56] >> I give it a thumbs up, but not my gold

[23:58] star.

[23:58] >> Guys, look at the player base for Steam

[24:00] right now. It's the biggest peak. It's

[24:02] four. It's us four. [laughter]

[24:05] >> Okay, are you guys ready for the final

[24:06] game?

[24:07] >> Yes.

[24:07] >> Yeah. I'm sad though. This was so fun. I

[24:09] know. Well, I appreciate you all doing

[24:10] this, guys. This game is called Jiujutsu

[24:12] Kaizen Cursed Clash. I would like to

[24:14] thank Jiujutsu Kaisen for sponsoring

[24:15] this part of the stream. Yeah, it's

[24:17] Jiujutsu Kaisen Cursed Clash. Yep.

[24:18] >> Why'd you pick this one?

[24:20] >> It's just a dead game cuz like

[24:21] >> Call it [ __ ] right now.

[24:23] >> I I think it's [ __ ] When I say it's

[24:24] [ __ ] I'm referring to the Knicks, the

[24:26] the basketball team.

[24:27] >> Okay, so say the game is [ __ ] I see

[24:30] Clash.

[24:30] >> The game No. Say Jiujitsu Kaizen Curse

[24:33] Clash is is [ __ ]

[24:35] >> Say it.

[24:40] Yo, you can't hear. You can't hear. Is

[24:42] that what you're You accidentally muted.

[24:44] Are you

[24:45] >> You're muted right now. I can hear I

[24:46] can't hear you.

[24:48] >> Wait, is it to stream the Nicks game?

[24:51] >> Yes.

[24:52] >> Okay. Well, how about I uh How about I

[24:54] just um eat some cereal?

[24:56] >> What's the score of the game per chance?

[24:57] Do you know, Squeeze?

[24:58] >> No, I'm not watching it. [laughter]

[25:00] >> I'm just eating a cereal.

[25:02] >> Okay. Just to be clear though, you

[25:03] shouldn't watch it on stream if you are.

[25:05] >> Obviously, I'm not. Do you understand? I

[25:07] give a [ __ ] about copyright law, right?

[25:09] >> My bad.

[25:10] >> It's like really [ __ ] bright in here.

[25:13] >> No.

[25:15] [laughter]

[25:16] >> Oh, it's made by Bandai Namco.

[25:18] >> Yeah, that's right. It's made by Bandco.

[25:20] Yeah.

[25:20] >> Yeah. It actually had a lot of bad

[25:21] reviews when it first came out, but I

[25:23] think people haven't checked out the

[25:24] game in a while. I don't How do I start

[25:26] a [ __ ] game? Wait, where's Ray?

[25:28] >> Skip. Skip.

[25:29] >> Just play it FOR AN HOUR. [ __ ] OFF. I

[25:32] gave you so much good content today.

[25:35] >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get back in the

[25:36] lobby. There's no skipping this one.

[25:38] What do you like about it? What do you

[25:40] like about it? Say stuff you like about

[25:41] it.

[25:42] >> I like how it runs so bad that we don't

[25:46] have to actually engage with its

[25:47] mechanics.

[25:50] >> This is Kentomy

[25:52] sorcerer.

[25:53] >> Pretty good animation.

[25:54] >> Cool.

[25:54] >> It's like they have unique uh voice

[25:56] lines depending on your duo.

[25:58] >> RB everyone. RB. Let's skip.

[26:00] >> No, let's just watch it all the way

[26:01] through maybe.

[26:02] >> But I love that they like interact with

[26:04] each other. That's so cute.

[26:06] >> That That was kind of cool.

[26:11] >> Stop [ __ ] shooting me.

[26:14] [laughter]

[26:15] >> I got two on me. I got two on me,

[26:16] Bronny.

[26:17] >> Coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm

[26:18] coming.

[26:19] >> I'm peppering Pooky with some back

[26:21] shots.

[26:22] >> What the [ __ ] is happening?

[26:25] >> Oh my god, the stun locking is so

[26:28] annoying. How do you use

[26:30] >> Whoa, purple. Oh my god.

[26:33] Good [ __ ] Ronnie.

[26:35] >> How do you use your

[26:37] >> I have no [ __ ] clue.

[26:39] >> I would love to lock onto Leslie, but

[26:41] I'm on one person.

[26:43] >> He's pressing X over and over, and I'm

[26:44] dying.

[26:47] >> Oh, no. You didn't.

[26:51] [laughter]

[26:51] >> What was that?

[26:54] >> Skip.

[26:55] >> No. Watch this. This is going to be

[26:57] epic.

[26:57] >> Sorry.

[26:58] >> What are we watching the whole anime?

[27:00] >> What? Did it do anything?

[27:02] >> One HP. Leslie has one HP.

[27:03] >> Wait, why are you at one HP?

[27:05] >> Wait, why are we watching one HP?

[27:07] >> Why do we watch a [ __ ] cut scene of

[27:08] you and then you're at one HP?

[27:10] >> LESLIE'S AT ONE HP. I can't. None of my

[27:13] [ __ ] buttons are doing anything.

[27:15] >> Yeah, for some reason I'm hitting Lwig.

[27:17] Oh, I killed him. We won.

[27:19] >> That was an experience.

[27:22] >> I'd like to use my gold star.

[27:26] >> You already used it. You already used

[27:27] your gold star. I want to give this a

[27:30] thumbs up.

[27:31] >> Let's just go down the line. Squeak.

[27:32] Thumb up.

[27:32] >> Thumbs down.

[27:34] >> Try again.

[27:34] >> No, I'm done. I'm not playing this. I

[27:36] >> think I misheard you there, Leslie.

[27:38] Thumb up. Thumb down.

[27:39] >> That's a thumbs up for me.

[27:41] >> Appreciate that, Ray.

[27:42] >> I love Crunchyroll and I love Jiu-Jitsu

[27:45] Kaisen. So, I'm going to give it a

[27:46] thumbs up.

[27:46] >> There we go. Three thumbs up. Pretty

[27:48] good rating all things considered.

[27:49] Pretty probably worth the $25 you can

[27:51] get with Ultimate.

[27:52] >> I like the cut scene though. The cut

[27:53] scene was sick.

[27:54] >> Yeah, the best part of it was a cut

[27:55] scene. That game is [ __ ] ass from a

[27:57] butt. My god. Well, sponsor's over now.

[27:59] I already got paid. That game is [ __ ]

[28:00] horrible. Holy [ __ ] Okay, everyone's

[28:03] favorite game. Go down the list. I can

[28:04] kick things off. I liked Jiujutsu Kaizen

[28:07] [laughter] Curse Clash

[28:10] the most.