Sharp, Profitable Sports Betting Strategies

[00:12] What's up, guys? Happy Friday. Yo, how's everyone doing? Dude, we got college football. We got MLB. tonight? Yo, what do we think about the Dodgers tonight? [snorts]

[00:36] and win this thing? [snorts] I don't know. We'll see. But regardless, let's get in some bets. Let me know in the chat what sports book you guys want to look at. Where are we going? Okay, so we should

[00:51] be good now. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up, guys? Everyone's saying Blue Jays in the chat. Damn, dude. Prize pix isn't getting any love. Prize pics. Definitely game six with Yamamoto.

[01:05] Bro just loves to fire up streams in the middle of the workday. Unlimited 30% boost on underdog. Unfortunately, I don't get promos on underdog anymore, but we can do some underdog if that's what people want to do.

[01:20] Dabble or pick six better discount. FanDuel anyways. Okay, we got a lot of requests. So, I got the main sports books loaded up, man. We got prize picks, we got DraftKings, [snorts] Pick Six,

[01:35] further ado, let's get into it. Dude, this play on Jaylen Johnson is still available. It's [ __ ] crazy good. But maybe we start out on better. I mean, I feel like most people were saying better in the chat. Maybe I'm Maybe I'm crazy.

[01:50] Maybe I'm blacked out, but damn, dude. Better has a lot of value. Again, on better, they recently improved their three pick entries. They now have a 6x payout, so there's a lot more value on bet. Dude, let's just get into it.

[02:04] How does that sound? Let's go. We're going to rip a bunch of plays. Are there going to rip a bunch of plays. Are there any good promos on Sleeper? Let's see. already [ __ ] dumped that [ __ ] on pick six, so I'm going to skip that over.

[02:20] what do you guys think about this for tonight? Better picks. Let's go, dude. Is Quinton Grimes over 14 and a half points? You guys like Grimes tonight?

[02:32] Where is he? Over 14 and a half points. Did they already remove it? Where is his points line? Oh, it's here. I'm an idiot. Sorry. Quinton Grimes over 14 and a half points. Yo, guys, do we like this play? I mean, super strong value. Where

[02:48] does prize pick have this line? Let's see. Again, I always try to, you know, they like on prize picks, his line is a full point higher at 15 and a half. Even if you don't use prize pics, pretty good indication of value. And more

[03:02] importantly, this is a crossed market. This is a crossed market. This is a crossed market. His under is being offered at plus 123 on Profitex. Profitex is a super sharp book. You got trading firms, hedge

[03:17] funds, those are the people setting lines on Profitex. They're offering the under at plus 123 underdog odds. So, we know that is over the more likely or the keep it going. Second play we're going to go with is Jamal.

[03:33] Second play we're going to go with is Jamal Murray under 22 and a half points. This is another cross market bet. Again, cross market bets, you just have like the highest confidence in your edge. There ain't no better way. Um because

[03:46] whenever the market's crossed, one of the two bets has to be plus EV or profitable. Boy, damn, dude. There is a lot of [ __ ] We could do a six-man, but I think I'm going to keep it. This Scotty Barnes

[03:59] play is crazy, too. There's just so much value. We could do a fiveman. [ __ ] it. Should I do a fiveman again? We could just run a threeman 6x payout. Like Scotty's unders offered at plus 132 on profitex. Really sharp book trading

[04:14] firms. Anyways, get this locked in. Yo, three man, you want to run these as a perfect play to be clear. There is a ton of value on better and this is what I am running. Play it, play it, play it, play it, play it, play it, play it, play it.

[04:29] it, play it, play it, play it, play it. Threeman. This is crazy again. Why is it saying max bet size of 1500?

[04:46] anybody's limits or is this just a joke? We'll see. I mean, I can try to deposit more money. Maybe they unlimited. Alex, how should I maneuver cash between Alex, how should I maneuver cash between books so I don't get limited? Um,

[05:05] I don't know. Some people say, "Oh, withdrawing money flags sports books and lets them know that you're a short better." I don't really buy that, bro. Every broke person, degenerate sports better, is withdrawing money, putting it

[05:18] in after they get a payday, cashing it out to buy drinks. I don't really believe in the withdraw stuff. Anyways, um what I want to see very briefly, so at least some of our dabble slips went

[05:30] decent yesterday because Blackhawks money line that was [ __ ] horrible, money line that was [ __ ] horrible, dude. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So now, nah, it's back, man. I thought I I thought they were going to

[05:42] Halloween maybe they'd let me bet more, but it's the same [ __ ] Daily limit of $100. Quinton Grimes play. That's probably the best play um on better right now. I mean, dude, it's crazy.

[05:55] It's crazy. This under has a [ __ ] ton of liquidity offered at plus 123. And again, prize picks just has his line higher at 15 half in the first place. prize picks flex Friday or is there another book people want to do first? I

[06:09] feel like there's a lot of promos. I could also guy, you know, we could run flex plays on prize picks are mathematically optimal. We could get into some math if people wanted to or we could just hit a bunch of bets. I don't

[06:23] or bets. Anyways, there's a [ __ ] ton of value on better, but again, they give me this daily limit of [ __ ] [ __ ] So, let's see what we got. All of these picks are absolutely beautiful and very

[06:38] good, but I already ran them all, man. So, uh Brandon Ingram again on DraftKings pick six. Well, let's see. Let's see if they take another. So, they have a [ __ ] ton of discounts. So, what we can do is we can run Brandon Ingram.

[06:53] they have a lot of discounts today. Yo, how many discounts do they have today? I don't know. Um, so we're going to run Brandon Ingram over three and a half assists. Again, his unders offered at plus 132. This is

[07:07] another fixed payout sports book. Then we got Grayson Allen. Very handsome. Dude, Grayson Allen's weird, bro. So, he looks like he's like 15, but then at the same time he looks like he's like 55. It's all the gray hair. Um, how much do

[07:22] they let you bet on these? Let's see. So, they're going to say no, you're not able to bet more on uh because I already used that play. Sheesh. That's okay.

[07:34] used that play. Sheesh. That's okay. Yo, why is this not loading? Grayson Allen equals Ted Cruz. Yo, why is this not loading, dude? load.

[07:48] Jaylen Johnson under. Why are you limiting me? I thought DraftKings pick six did not limit. Maybe they do now. Let's see, bro. Okay, so they're only going to take 10 bucks on this, but I mean, again, a lot of

[08:03] promos. Promos, easiest money you make. They have Brunson discounted to 23 and a half points. Dude, the falloff of Jaylen Brunson needs to be studied. 23 and a half points line. Last year he was 33 and a half literally every game. Um, but

[08:19] line at 26 and a half. So, this is clearly a good, you know, it's a solid discount. You can see Pinnacle. This is just the odds Jam [snorts] sports book screen. It just shows you raw data. You know, sometimes you just

[08:32] want to take it raw from Jaylen Brunson. You can see they got his line at 26 half with the overfed, right? So, pretty good discount on DraftKings pick six. [ __ ] man. We got a lot of options. We got a lot of books we could do. Let's

[08:46] got a lot of books we could do. Let's see. Oh [ __ ] Yo, boys, check out his play on Trey Murphy.

[09:00] sports books, dude. This is crazy. Circa has his over. Oh, Circa has his over as a minus 155 favorite. FanDuel his over is massively favored. Again, comparing these books directly to sports books is by far the easiest way to get an edge

[09:14] and win long term. Come on, dude. So, I'm not going to be able to run Brandon Ingram again, but this Trey Murphy play is crazy. So, it's between a rock and a hard place or whatever the saying is. So, where's

[09:27] Grayson Allen? Come on, man. We want to fade Grayson Allen. Let's go. So, if you already used all the discounts, please let me bet $5,000 on this or 2500. I will take either. I will be happy with both. It is a horrible year to be fat

[09:43] and poor. So, I hope some of my bets start [ __ ] cashing, bro. It is a start [ __ ] cashing, bro. It is a horrible year to be fat and poor. Dude, this Trey Murphy play is crazy good. Um, let's see.

[09:56] let's see. Nothing's been bumped. Take it. They took it big. They took it hot. [snorts]

[10:13] Over 15 and a half. Super heavy liquidity. What's up, guys? Underdog liquidity. What's up, guys? Underdog King infinite promos. Yo, this Trey Murphy play, dude. So exciting. Yo, you guys see the slip or

[10:25] link in the chat, please? Here you can see the slip. Dude, there is so much value with the NBA back. It's actually pretty crazy. So

[10:44] everyone doing? Zoom out. Can't see. Bro, how can you not see? I'm literally watching Twitch on my other computer and I can see the play perfectly. What are you talking about, man? Tell Stephanie your sister I said hi. No, get

[10:57] the [ __ ] away from my sister. Doing great. Glad you're back, my man. Cross markets all over rebet prop city. Please give it a look. King. Who the [ __ ] just called me king? [ __ ] gay. Um, let's see what we got.

[11:19] dude. [ __ ] dude. What do we want to do? Let's see. Dude, that Trey Murphy play, it is kind of calling my name, though. Yo, why did they limit me on the Grayson Allen play? I don't even really care about the

[11:34] Grayson Allen play. Let's [ __ ] fade Embiid. What was his line? Let's see. Sorry, dude. You got to follow the hot girl at the bar. Pick six barely has limits. You guys should get on it. Dude, how is Joel Embiid a 28 and a half P

[11:47] type of guy? What happened to Joel Embiid? literally plus 129. Dude, I'm gonna hate my life if Jaylen

[12:00] Johnson goes over in points, but why is there so much value on Jaylen Johnson? That's the question. That's the question of the day, you know. of the day, you know. Um,

[12:17] that's not a cross market, but give me the balance, [ __ ] BAY RIDE TREY the balance, [ __ ] BAY RIDE TREY MURPHY. OH MY GOD. NO. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] bro? How? What? Dude,

[12:35] this sports book is This is sketchy, bro. Now I have a super sweat. Dude, they literally give you like $1,000 on everything and then here they just take everything and then here they just take 5K.

[12:50] >> [screaming] >> right, Jaylen Johnson, you better go some prize pick slips or something. What the [ __ ] dude? This buck makes no sense sometimes.

[13:02] Yo, there's a lot of value on FanDuel, dude. A lot of value. But people are saying to look at Rebet. UH PEOPLE ARE YO, DAN, Hard Rock is coming, dude. YO, DAN, Hard Rock is coming, dude. Chill. [ __ ] Dan. Yo,

[13:18] check out this play. Let's check it out. Jared Vanderbilt. Yep. Smash under seven Lakers game. Lakers are the uh LA team, but it's a

[13:31] Lakers are the uh LA team, but it's a little confusing in LA, man. Dude, they got two teams. They got the the Clippers and the Lakers. very weird, but once you study their team names enough, you start to understand, you know, you can notice

[13:46] the differences in the jerseys. Yo, where is player points? Come here, [ __ ] Come here, [ __ ] What was this guy's name? Jared Vanderbilt under seven and a half points. This is a crazy play.

[14:00] Again, this is an example of a cross market. It is arbitrage. I could just go over to profitex. Unfortunately, I am max limited on this book. I'm more limited than any of you guys combined. And they're only going to give me 168 on

[14:15] this. So, that's cross market, right? This is arbitrage. You could bet the under here. You could go over to profitex hedge and make a guaranteed profit. Yo, is the stream working?

[14:29] Miles McBride over in first quarter points, dude. [ __ ] limited. Um, underdog. Underdog. Damn. Everyone wants underdog. We can do underdog. I apologize.

[14:43] apologize. Um, give a [ __ ] dude. Now, dude, if they start taking 5K bets, we are going to

[14:56] royal that book. So, again, you could just arbitrage bet this, guarantee a profit, but it's very simple. Like whenever there's a cross market either is under at minus23 on rebet or is over at plus 136 on profitex. One of those

[15:08] two bets is profitable. You got to remember this book rebet is very soft. Profitex is a very sharp book. So if you have arbitrage sharp book. So if you have arbitrage between a soft book, a stupid book and a

[15:23] sharp book, Profitex the value the plus EV bet with a with very high confidence is going to be on the soft book. It's like you get advice from a dumb friend and a smart friend. Your smart friend is probably the one you're going to want to

[15:37] listen to. Yo, what did we want to do? Oh, people wanted to do underdog. I apologize, guys. We can do some underdog or we cannot do some underdog. I don't know. Let's see. We can try to do an underdog

[15:51] threeman. Again, six pick entries are that quite literally break down the math. Um, yeah, I've done videos that break down the math if you guys are curious, but

[16:07] you know, sometimes they just bump things really fast. So, I'll just play a in terms of the odds, but if you can find Yo, join the Discord.

[16:19] find Yo, join the Discord. Um, drop a WA parlay slip. I heard Jaylen Johnson. We're fading Jaylen Johnson. Yo, is the stream still working? Yo, I apologize to any Jaylen Johnson

[16:31] fans. Um, Um, oh [ __ ] What is this? Come on, dude. Um, okay.

[16:53] yeah. Yo, why? Underdog does have a crazy promo. This is crazy now.

[17:10] underdog play, though. Okay. I'm gonna try to do a threeman first. [snorts] And the second play we're going to go with is JB Jaylen Brown under 24 and a

[17:23] be ripping so many lines in this stream. You guys are going to be like, "Wow." Ryan Dunn over 10 and a half eight and a half points. I don't What is this promo, bro? Why? Why? That doesn't look like a promo. Why is there a star?

[17:40] What is going on, man? What is going on? And they just bumped Jaylen Brown. [ __ ] you. whoever works for Underdog Fantasy in this live stream chat. Not cool, man. Again, I don't really know what's going on. It's supposed to change this pick to

[17:55] zero. And I feel like they're just like not doing that, which is pretty frustrating, but that's okay. Again, you want to use as many books as possible. You never know which book is going to have the best value on a given day. Some

[18:07] of them are underdog. [snorts] How does this look? Did I fat finger How does this look? Did I fat finger anything? Done. Over. Trey Murphy over. You can take Caldwell Pope under two and a half assists if you don't have a

[18:20] rescue pick. I have no idea how I got this. I think it happens when like a this. I think it happens when like a player gets injured on your team. Alex, I love riding dudes with you. You're the goat.

[18:32] Pick six Twitter account always watching. How the [ __ ] Alex getting promos? I ain't again. I think this is because of injury. I think it is because because of injury. I think it is because of injury. I think basically if your

[18:45] do is I'm gonna lock this in. I'm gonna remove the Momes play because I don't need that in my life. It was only a $10 max bet size. And then we're going to go here. And they already bumped it. This is how much underdog respects my betting

[19:00] volume because I'm really good at uh beating because I'm really good at uh beating underdog fantasy.

[19:12] KD, where's my fiance? Underdog, I'm up where's my fiance? Underdog, I'm up 108K. They respect the flow, dude. They 108K. They respect the flow, dude. They respect the flow. Okay, let's go.

[19:31] No, Jaylen Johnson. Dude, you're gonna give me a good day or a bad day? I don't know, man. We'll have to see. It's definitely a pick with an edge, though, which is what matters. I'm running Derek White under in points. That is across

[19:44] market. His over, they only give me a hundred bucks on flip, but his overs offered right tons of liquidity. If if these market makers are offering his over at plus 120, they're trying to bet the under at minus 120.

[19:59] Cross market bets, you have the highest confidence in your edge, which is why they're best. I'm not picking my nose. I'm scratching my nose. You said under on assist for Pope. Dude,

[20:15] I haven't gotten anything locked in. Chill. Some of you guys don't realize. You don't understand the vision, man. Let me process. You're right, though. It's It's Cantavius Caldwell Pope under an assist. Oh, Grayson Allen, you little

[20:29] an assist. Oh, Grayson Allen, you little slimy boy. Where are you? So, nobody It sounds like nobody in the chat wants a sixman. So, we can run three mans again, especially when I'm live streaming because underdog is super scared of me.

[20:42] because underdog is super scared of me. Um, locked in. Three man. Go, go, go, go, go. You have like five more seconds. I'm

[20:57] tired of waiting, dude. All of these cross markets, highest confidence in your edge. Again, you could run six pick entries, but when I'm live streaming, I that way too fast. It I mean, there's obviously way Dude, there's so much

[21:10] value on Underdog. [snorts] There's so much value on Underdog for their six pick entries, but you know

[21:25] what are we doing about Let's keep going. Oh [ __ ] Yo, do we have a bet on Jaylen Johnson yet? I don't know. They have the same line. This pick is still sharp as [ __ ] [snorts] So, we're running it. His

[21:38] over [ __ ] ton of liquidity at plus 123. Yep. Smash. Jaylen Johnson, you're not doing anything today, boy. We are taking you. Um, sheesh, bro.

[21:55] Check this out. Second play, Colin Jeppi. Whoa, that is a good looking little young lad we got entering the league. Over five and a half assists. And the final play we're gonna go with is

[22:07] Jaylen. Dude, why is there so much value? All of these are cross markets. You know, one of the two bets has to be plus EV. And again, you got to remember underdog is dumb as a brick. [snorts] It's like if you're getting advice from

[22:19] you're probably going to take the advice. You're probably going to take the advice of the smart friend. Get this locked in. Threeman, 6x payout.

[22:35] [ __ ] boy? Let's see. Did I get these directions correct? Someone's saying I didn't. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Dude, should we do a prize pick play?

[22:48] This is crazy. We could also do a lot of pick six We could also do a lot of pick six promos. Look at all this value. promos. Look at all this value. Yo,

[23:12] Anyways, there's more promos. Definitely want to take advantage of those. No. No, daddy. Bro, now they're giving me this Bro, now they're giving me this [ __ ] You can only you got to add or

[23:24] remove picks. [ __ ] me. Yo, why are they doing this doing this pick six?

[23:38] Usually I'm just betting for the max. Like underdog gives me $25 max because they think I'm too smart. So I mean makes sense, right? I mean, I can't

[23:50] argue with that. So, so we got Jaylen Brown so we got Jaylen Brown under in points.

[24:02] a a six pick entry. Yo, are six pick entries optimal on pick six? It's six pick entries or is it eight pick entries? Does anyone remember the math or am I gonna have to go through it on stream? Does anybody remember the math?

[24:16] stream? Does anybody remember the math? Is it six mans or eight mans? Is it six mans or eight mans? Anybody smart in the chat? Hello. Pretty sure it's eight pick. Damn. Did they bump something? What did they just bump?

[24:28] They bumped Trey Jones. So, right now we have four picks and we're kind of at a crossroads. We could try to do an eight pick entry or

[24:46] don't know why they're doing this, bro. Very frustrating.

[24:58] Mr. Finger, your little sister. [snorts] What is going on here? Let's see what there is, man. Bridges under and PRs.

[25:15] to get this some of these discounts locked in quickly. So again, you look at FanDuel, $40 billion company. Even if you don't use FanDuel, this is just the odds Jam positive EV tool. Compares the lines on P six, you know, directly to

[25:28] books to try to point out value. All these books are data points. scratching. [ __ ] Don't you guys understand, man? [snorts] Um,

[25:44] picks too. We could also run bridges under. under. Um Aaron Nesmith under and PRs. What are they bumping? Are you kidding me, bro? Dude, why? Why?

[25:59] Yo, [ __ ] We're gonna have to start moving faster. So, I hope you guys are All you [ __ ] high school kids on your All you [ __ ] high school kids on your dad's credit card in my chat.

[26:12] It's crazy, dude. Why didn't my dad let me gamble when I was a little kid? Hey dad, can we go to 7-Eleven? No, son. I'm gonna sign you up [ __ ] prize picks and you're going to stop bothering me. Um, uno dos tuatro

[26:34] are you guys sure it's a six pick or sorry, an eight pick? I'm trusting you. I mean, I don't Sometimes you trust the chat and sometimes this chat people are named Peter Glazer. All he's talking about in the chat always is literally

[26:48] like dildos. It's a problem. Um, so I don't always finding the best possible picks, which finding the best possible picks, which is important.

[27:08] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. One, two. Is there any correlation I'm [ __ ] up? Not really. This looks decent. Take the bet, [ __ ]

[27:23] This looks decent. Take the bet, [ __ ] Are you kidding me? Embiid again. I'm literally wasting your guys' time. I apologize. Let's see. Come on, dude.

[27:39] Okay, now we should be good. Dude, there is a lot of value. Obviously, this is an eight pick parlay. I really hope it cashes, but have some have some truth in mind. Manage your bankroll appropriately. That's all I'm saying.

[27:55] Jokic, take it. Let's go, bro. Yo, here's the play. Get it locked in. Take a screenshot. Do what you got to do. What other sports books do you guys want to look at?

[28:08] So again, a lot of times for these promos, you know, I'll just like, you know, run different iterations. It's a pain in the ass sometimes. The only hard part about sports betting is it takes time.

[28:24] where are these other discounts? I thought you were giving me a discount for every NBA game. Where are these discounts? Hello. Where are these discounts,

[28:38] dude? What is going on? I thought they were running discounts on every player. Kind of [ __ ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cap, cap, cap. Um,

[28:53] damn. Anyways, I could just sit here and rip these all. I'll probably bore you all to death, so I'm not going to do that. But you could. Again, all these discounts are actually What the [ __ ] bro? This is crazy. Yo, James Harden is

[29:06] bro? This is crazy. Yo, James Harden is oddly attractive. Um, You guys are smart people. There's a lot of good promos. Long story short, what

[29:19] do we want to do, though? Oh [ __ ] Look at this. Under in the Lakers game, boys. Check this out. Rip [snorts] this line harder than you've [snorts] this line harder than you've ever ripped a line in your life, bro.

[29:36] already bump it? VJ Edgecomb under two and a half made threes. Flip play. and a half made threes. Flip play. Prize picks. FanDuel promo. Pick six 50% boost. Give me a sec. We have VJ Edgecomb.

[29:50] Edgecomb. Where is he? When did the 76ers play? Here we have it. Under two and a half threes minus 155. Are you

[30:03] Are you dude, Alex? How do I tell my neighbor to stop offering so much liquidity?

[30:16] [sighs] Damn. Um, Damn. Um, it's still crossed. True. But dude, Cozy is the smartest person in this live stream chat. still crossed.

[30:33] stream chat. still crossed. Now it's not. Now it's minus 170. Damn. Now it's not. Now it's minus 170. Damn. Um. What do we think about Texans versus Broncos?

[30:49] Am I warping your guys' brain talking about football already? Cross market. I'm getting it locked in. Dude, there is a lot of [ __ ] we could potentially bet on. Where did the tooth fairy go?

[31:04] Where are we going, bro? Oh [ __ ] You can still get this edge comb play on rebet. Oh my god. You can get this on hard rock at an even better price. [snorts]

[31:17] Where's Rebet? This play right here. So again, it is a massive cross market, a massive arbitrage opportunity. You could just arbit the over under. Guarantee a profit.

[31:34] available. So you could just, you know, whenever there's an ARB opportunity, you should always at least orbit it. It's literally free money. Unless you don't like money, which some of you guys based on your

[31:47] not like money. It's just negative interest in it. [ __ ] six leg game interest in it. [ __ ] six leg game parlay. It's disgusting. Um, damn. They're only gonna they're going to max limit me more than anybody else

[32:02] to 26533 VJ Edgecomb under. Again, if I wanted to, I could just head over to Novig Orbit guarantee a risk-free profit of $4. But that's not the important part. The important part,

[32:17] no, I didn't take the under in the Lakers game, Mr. Dub824. They bumped it. Prize picks 40% boost. Hey Alex, can you show some Bet MGM value, please? Yes, we

[32:30] can. I love when people say please. I always do. The sports book that they want to look at. Like look at this play, dude. We have Cantrell Jennings. Shout out Young Boy. Cantrell Jennings to score a touchdown plus 500. Literally

[32:45] every other book has him like plus 300ish, right? You can see that right here. And it's also a massive arbitrage. His under is being offered at minus 390. If these market makers are offering his under at minus 390, they want TO BET THE

[33:00] OVER AT PLUS 390. And you're copying their homework their homework and getting plus 500, you know.

[33:16] think about the Nerfy and the Dodgers game? So, if many of you probably don't know, nerfy means no runs in the first inning. That's all it means. You know, like some of you guys, you ask me questions. I get

[33:30] [ __ ] DMs. It's like, "Dude, can you break down the math behind a Nerfy?" I'm break down the math behind a Nerfy?" I'm like, "Dude, listen, man. Listen, it's a like, "Dude, listen, man. Listen, it's a great question.

[33:45] >> [clears throat] [snorts] me this shit's not beautiful. But again, we want to run a fiveman. There is almost 10K in liquidity being offered on the over, which is the Yuri. Look, it's

[34:01] very confusing, but I'll teach you guys, okay? Yuri means yes, run first inning. So, if there's one run, two runs, all that [ __ ] cashes, bro. You know, that'll

[34:13] that [ __ ] cashes, bro. You know, that'll cash the Yurfy. But we're on the Nerfy. So, what does Nerfy stand for? It's a great question.

[34:26] shut the [ __ ] up, Alex. We have Contavius Caldwell Pope under two and a half assists. Memphis [snorts] versus the Lakers. sometimes the value is not where you expect. His overs offered at plus 124.

[34:41] Oh my god, dude. This play on Brandon Ingram has made me hard as a rock. Why is God so good, dude? Look at it. Look at this, dude.

[34:57] [snorts] Over three and a half assists. These books are asleep at the wheel. These books are asleep at the wheel. Get this locked in. 40% payout boost. Biometrics permission was denied. What are you talking about? better.

[35:12] [clears throat] Nerfy under over under over. Somebody put the link in the chat, please. Link link link link link link LINK LINK

[35:24] [screaming] LINK.

[35:40] Link link link. Yo, somebody put the link in the chat. Yo, somebody put the link in the chat. Yo, where's the link?

[35:52] Bro, sounds like Princess Zelda. Bro, Princess Zelda sounds hot. I can meet for sounding like Princess Zelda.

[36:37] again? This was a five pick entry. We have baseball have baseball MLB. We're on the Nerfy.

[36:50] look at? Yo, it's crazy, dude. I literally leave. literally leave. I don't live stream. and prize pics is um uh prize pics prize pics offers cash outs

[37:07] now. That's crazy. Yo, what are the best dabble shields? I've really been paying attention to the chat today. So, you know, I'm just

[37:19] chat today. So, you know, I'm just offering an option.

[37:33] What book do you guys want to do? More prize picks.

[37:49] the Keonte George play. It's all crazy, bro. bro. Best dabble no TD plays by far. I love you. Who just put who just texted me? Yo, who is this number? 305 area code.

[38:04] Yo, who is this number? 305 area code. Who are you? Show yourself. Let's check it out. I'm not going to lie though. Like dude,

[38:21] to dude prize picks has insane value. The only thing that sucks about prize picks is just limits. This Ingram play is crazy. The Trey Murphy play is crazy. Like this is crazy.

[38:34] You know, Trey Murphy over replace Caldwell Pope. Like all of these plays are just rock hard. Like

[38:46] or sorry, it's Trey Murphy over. I apologize. Trey Murphy over. I don't want to fat finger anything. Like this is an absolutely stunning beautiful threeman. His under is literally being offered at plus 135. On price picks for

[38:59] a threeman. You're getting slightly worse than a fiveman minus 122 implied odds. You guys want to go sit through this math spreadsheet or we can do that this math spreadsheet or we can do that tomorrow or maybe in the morning.

[39:12] tomorrow or maybe in the morning. Sleeper, Alex, Kirk, Clement, Pit Shield. Dude, we are rolling, bro. Yo, Dan. Dan wants Hard Rock, bro. Dan always

[39:27] wants Hard Rock. That's the problem with Dan. Yo, if you're just joining the stream, we accidentally bet this slip 5K to win 30K. We need Jaylen Johnson to be rap pissed. I feel like we have Jaylen

[39:42] Johnson. We're fading him hard. I'm riding him hard, dude. But I'm on his under. I'm just hitting him from behind, dude. But it was one of the highest while. So, let's hope it works out. What book

[39:56] do you guys want to do? Everyone's asking for prize picks. This is crazy. And Sleeper. Prize picks and Sleeper. Fascinating. You could also get Jaylen Johnson on prize picks by the way.

[40:09] Bro, how is this [ __ ] still available on Pix? Pix? Yo, so we have some of them are good. So the Janet Jackson one is actually

[40:24] pretty solid. I say this in every live stream, but I listen I've said this in some live streams, maybe not every live stream. Sleeper's a hard buck to beat. stream. Sleeper's a hard buck to beat. Oh [ __ ]

[40:41] Sleepers a hard book to beat, dude. Come on. [ __ ] it. I'm running it. Protest to score a goal. Sleepers just, you know, it can be a kind of frustrating book to bet on in my opinion

[40:56] because um uh they charge a lot of juice. Like dude, look at this. 57 cents of juice. Like I don't even know what this is, bro. Um what is Jackpot Bet? Um this is, bro. Um what is Jackpot Bet? Um 57 cents of juice on Sleeper for an NBA

[41:11] mainline market. FanDuel is 27 cents. They literally charge two times as much juice as FanDuel. So yeah, it's a harder book to beat. And no, I don't really [ __ ] with it outside of promos. Yeah. What book do you guys want to look

[41:25] at? I see a lot of prize picks and a lot of sleepers still. Damn. of sleepers still. Damn. Man,

[41:39] sleeper discount. I mean, again, the other ones are like trash. That's what I other ones are like trash. That's what I will say. So, check this out. Yo, check will say. So, check this out. Yo, check this out.

[41:58] odds in decimal format. They have his under at like 1.86 or whatever. So, under at like 1.86 or whatever. So, you're betting 100 to win 86 in profit. you're betting 100 to win 86 in profit. Dabble, please. Underdog, please.

[42:10] [clears throat] Sleeper. So, ah, what does that mean, dude? does that mean, dude? [snorts] What does that mean, dude?

[42:31] like 60 subs yesterday? Apparently, there was some guy in the Twitch chat who donated 60 subs. I don't even know where the [ __ ] sub money goes. where the [ __ ] sub money goes. IT'S A PROBLEM. WHY DIDN'T WE bet 6K or

[42:45] IT'S A PROBLEM. WHY DIDN'T WE bet 6K or 5K?

[43:08] ran a B. Dude, there are so many promos on pick six. I get it, though. Some of you guys want dabble. Some of you want prize picks. I'll try to diversify. I like to diversify. Oh, baby. Let's see. Let's see what we

[43:21] can do. Um, dude, should we fade Jaylen Johnson? Damn, I'm almost out of money on pick six. I I gotta deposit. So, maybe let's do a [ __ ] let's do a dabble slip. Sorry, I'm getting distracted. Um, and

[43:37] then we can move on. So, let's go here. Let's rip a slip. Let's rip some lines together. I love ripping lines with you guys. You guys make me hard. Let's see what we can do. So, the first play we have is Lori Mcarin.

[43:49] have is Lori Mcarin. Lauren, no. Lori, I apologize. Lori Markin, under 26 and a half points. So, he's the Spanish basketball player. [snorts] I think he's a center. I'm not

[44:03] sure. Under 26 and a half points. His over is offered at plus 134. Oh my gosh. 3.2K in liquidity. This play's crazy, but there's honestly so many crazy plays one thing's crazy when there's a lot of crazy plays. You know what I mean? It's

[44:18] like if you walk into a bar and it's all fat people, you don't say this is crazy, there's a fat girl. You say this bar sucks and you leave. So like that's why sucks and you leave. So like that's why we bet on pick six frequently.

[44:30] Let's get this going though. So we have Jamal Murray's under. That's ridiculous. Jamal Murray's under. That's ridiculous. Markin's under. Ridiculous. It's crazy. >> [clears throat] >> And then Jose Alvarado

[44:44] fading. Jose under five and a half points. Whatever. I'm fine with it. Solid slip. 6x payout. If anyone's posting better shields in the chat, why is nobody posting better shields in the chat?

[45:04] shareholders. Yo, where's the guy who's going to donate these subs? Donate these subs, bro.

[45:17] cuz you're not on better. I already did a better play. There's limitless value on better right now. Do you invest in VO? Yes, I do.

[45:31] money this year? Would Carl Harris have done this? Would Carl Harris have done this? Um, bro, it's been crazy. Um, well, let's see what we can do. [snorts] Let's see what we can do.

[45:47] 30% on the year is crazy, dude. Oh [ __ ] I got to deposit money into DraftKings. I got to deposit money into DraftKings. Sorry. I apologize.

[46:03] don't know what the best dabble shields are. I'm I'm sure I'm who can put them in there. I mean, I'm not the only one who uh

[46:15] knows these dabble shields thing. You can copy again on Dabble. [ __ ] yes. DraftKings took it. They took it. They took the deposit. Let's see if we can rip some lines together. Dude, this Brandon Ingram play is crazy. This

[46:30] Quinton Grimes play is crazy. This is crazy, boys. This is crazy. We could fade and bead points. It's all crazy. What do we want to do? Adam crazy. What do we want to do? Adam Boner. Oh no, Bona. Dude, what? What a

[46:45] [clears throat] crazy dude. There's so much value. What the [ __ ] man? Oh my gosh. This is stressful. This is very stressful. Um, okay. Listen, do we want to fade

[47:00] Jaylen Johnson again? How much do you guys think? Uh, John Car Carlson shot on goal shield. Let's see if that works.

[47:13] shield. Let's see if that works. So, somebody said the wait. No payout shift. Thank you so much. So again on Dabble you can see I'm

[47:29] adding in something with a.7x multiplier. It's kind of just like Thank you to whoever pointed that out. Who was that?

[47:44] Just took the under on P. Um me Tom Wilson point. Yo, thank you so Um me Tom Wilson point. Yo, thank you so much Snag Jr. and Vince Zack for putting the good shields in the chat. I appreciate you

[47:56] dude. Why won't they let me bet more on Brandon Ingram? Dude, Brandon Ingram? Dude, Brandon Ingram is very good-looking. Um, what do we want to do, man? I kind of just want to dump ass on this book, bro.

[48:12] Or sorry, that's so Adam Bona. There's no correlation if [ __ ] is not in the same slip. You should not pair Embiid to go under in points with Adam Boner under in points. That obviously doesn't make sense. Use your brain.

[48:26] But damn, dude.

[48:46] balance, [ __ ] There we go. Let me make sure I didn't fat finger anything. That's always very important. Dude, why is there so much value? Vukovic, it also looks amazing to sports

[48:59] Vukovic, it also looks amazing to sports books. His under like a minus 502 favorite. Dude, we could also just like dump ass on who's calling. Yo, why is everyone calling me, dude?

[49:13] Nobody like you all you all follow me on Twitter, dude. It's like everyone calls me right when I start streaming. It's a problem. Like I'm trying to lock in and problem. Like I'm trying to lock in and [sighs]

[49:28] Alex, you can't do Brandon Ingram again." So, we may be stuck. Anyways, what the [ __ ] ever. Um,

[49:41] but long story short, there are so many promos on this book. You could just run ass up and down. Why are they saying you can't do more? You just told me I You almost let me. Oh, no. They'll let me without a promo

[49:54] run a threeman. The whole thing is weird. But regardless, I don't know, man. Um, what were we talking about? Prize picks. [snorts] FanDuel Fleet. Prize picks. [snorts] FanDuel Fleet. There's so many books, dude. Um,

[50:14] So, Texans, we already got locked in. Reeves. What do we think about AR? What Reeves. What do we think about AR? What do we think about Reeves?

[50:29] Austin over 24 and a half points. Why do I not trust him? Is it just racism? Is it just because I don't think he's clutch? 24 and a half points line for Austin Reeves is kind of crazy, dude. Man,

[50:44] um I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure. Austin Reeves over. Adam Ba under. You could fade Embiid, too. That's actually a higher liquidity play. But I mean, all

[50:57] the [ __ ] just looks amazing. Over, under, under. Am I fat fingering anything? No, I'm not. Give me 5K. No, give me 5400. No,

[51:09] not. Give me 5K. No, give me 5400. No, just give me 5K. weird, bro. They take a It's like you take a like what? Like you know what I mean? Like what is going on?

[51:30] Alex, use your boost. Oh, that's only for a fiveman, dude. Some of you guys, man. Um, wait, where did the where did the bona play go? Here it is. So again, they're

[51:43] [ __ ] It's like what are you guys doing, dude? Like they're only giving me It's very frustrating. Deandre Hunter. I love that name. Um,

[51:56] Deandre Hunter. I love that name. Um, but regardless, it's very interesting like how how they determine limits. This is six pick ent. determine limits. This is six pick ent. [snorts] That's six pick only, dude.

[52:11] Although we should probably use that to be honest. be honest. So what we could do is just run this. No bumps, right? Yo, has anything been bumped? So let's run this, right? $10

[52:25] max. Okay, you guys love boosts. I understand. Embedded under 18 half. Let's make sure they didn't bump anything on us because that would be frustrating. Dude, this Brandon Ingram play is crazy.

[52:41] Um, dude, this whole life is crazy. I mean,

[52:55] [ __ ] crazy. Let's go. Let's go. This book is crazy, dude. What the [ __ ] Yo. Okay. So, they told me, "Vauitch, you're limited."

[53:10] me, "Vauitch, you're limited." What else you got for me? Um, dude, what is going on, man?

[53:41] Tyson over nine and a half points. O over is heavily favored. Where's the liquidity, dude? Show me the liquidity.

[53:56] Anyways, we should probably do some other books. likely the owner who passed away was overleveraged.

[54:21] Show your DraftKings plays. Oh [ __ ] Yo, what do we think about the Celtics tonight? Cross market. Yo, lines are really moving actually in this game. Celtics are now favored. Um, you can see on all these sharp books

[54:36] like Circa has them as minus 120 favorites. Yo, you're going to have to go. Why? Damn, mom. No,

[54:51] No, they bumped that quick.

[55:03] Why is there so much value? It's crazy. Look at this. Josh Mano sounds like a serial killer. You can get his over and his under both at plus money. This is ridiculous. This is crazy.

[55:19] I mean, it's insane. Um, it's insane. Um, [ __ ] dude. I kind of got a pee.

[55:32] is rebounds. You can get his over and his under at plus money. Literally every other book has his under favored. This play is crazy. play is crazy. Where is he? Josh Man, where are you?

[55:44] Here he is. This play is absolutely ridiculous. This is rebet. Just a straight bet. They're max limiting me to the max of the maxist. I'm more limited than anybody in history. So, I could just go ARB this, right? I could bet as

[55:58] under on rebet, go over to Novig, bet is over, take the risk-free profit of 1050. over, take the risk-free profit of 1050. But again, I think, you know, the value to run the EV bet where I have an extremely high confidence in my edge

[56:12] because I know one of the two bets has to be plus ED. to be plus ED. I know

[56:44] not? Didn't I bet it? Am I an idiot? Did I literally just not bet that? I thought I bet that. bet that. [ __ ] me. Are you eating cereal? No.

[56:59] Dinger bet. Let's see what we can do.

[57:17] dude. What the [ __ ] Like how am I supposed to live and focus on other things? This is crazy. There's just like look at this Lonzo ball play,

[57:32] this Lonzo ball play, bro. What is going on?

[57:45] madness. Where is Lonzo Ball? Let's see. I mean, dude, just a [ __ ] ton of liquidity. His unders being offered all the way up at plus 132. We're able to get it on pick six at minus 122.

[57:59] Oh, Lonzo Ball, you sneaky little handsome boy. Over seven and a half points. We love it. Again, NBA, these lines come out, these lines move. It's crazy. Yo, Katon Wallace. I thought that was the fake dude.

[58:16] I thought that was the fake dude. Um, You know what I mean? Like, this is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. Do you hear me, man? This is crazy. So,

[58:33] Lonzo Ball, that play is crazy. Unless they just bumped it.