That's Not My Mom…

[00:23] It be spooky time.

[00:37] Silent Steel, by the way. So, it's going to be a banger no matter what. Same dev to be a banger no matter what. Same dev as Silent Steel. Yep. Yep. You already know. Get you a diaper on

[00:53] cuz it is spooky time. Better hang up that computer. Come over here and kiss me on my hot Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical.

[01:18] cuz it's spooky time. Name of this game is That's not My mom. Now again, this is the same developer of Silent Steel, which is one of the scariest uh

[01:33] games I've ever played all too often. So, it's got to be good by default if it's made by those devs cuz those devs don't never miss.

[01:57] Yo, happy 8th birthday, Josiah. Thank you.

[02:13] Sure, I guess. Let's go. That's not my mom. screen. Well, let me turn that sensitivity down.

[02:26] Well, let me turn that sensitivity down. Lord have mercy.

[02:39] Something like that right there. Oh my goodness. It's too high. Oh my Oh my goodness. It's too high. Oh my goodness. Something like that.

[02:54] Oh my goodness. Wait, no, we're good. Perfect. Is there screen tear? Hold on a second. Let me make sure all my graphicals

[03:06] Let me make sure all my graphicals are graphics. Okay,

[03:39] Wait, clip that. That just sounded like a metal noise.

[04:07] Y'all heard it. Right after I said, "What does this mean?" There was a metal sound. You can faintly hear it. Listen,

[04:24] what does this mean? Y'all heard it right there.

[04:39] Can't hear it. Look, I'll turn this up so y'all can hear it. Listen, you can hear it here. It's going to be loud, but listen.

[05:00] Chat, what does this mean? Y'all hear it, It's right after I say, "What does this mean?" It sounds like It almost sounds

[05:13] like the cha-ching thing when somebody's like doing like a uh like doing like a uh Listen,

[05:26] chat. What does this mean, bro? What was that?

[05:43] It's Kitty. No, she ain't even in here right now. hard outside. So maybe that has something to do with it.

[05:56] something made up. That wasn't a figment of my imagination. That was real right there. Anyway,

[06:10] Take motion blur off. Take motion blur off. What's ambient occlusion? Leave it on. Recap. Big dog. We just got in here. Matter of fact, you want to recap.

[06:37] That's what you missed. Right there is the intro screen right there. Diaper with the five. And then you know what else you missed?

[06:56] Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

[07:11] where am I? And why are doors boarded up? Hello. Yo, this FOV feels like it's like on five.

[07:27] It is what it is though. Peso with the five. Thank you.

[07:44] Put the herz up. Bro, y'all are so picky, bro. I have a 60 Hz monitor, bro.

[07:58] Excuse me. Excuse me.

[08:12] Who is that sleeping? Is that our mom sleeping? What's going on? Hello. Oh, press E to read.

[08:47] Silent steel devs made an anomaly game. Uhoh.

[09:00] Anomalies are in booty whisperer with the five.

[09:28] Anomaly, pay attention. Coffee with the five Anomalies are invading homes now. This is serious. The government still can't

[09:42] identify their origin, and countless families are losing their sanity, families are losing their sanity, leading to multiple reported deaths. Notice to the public, if you believe your house is infested with anomalies,

[09:55] please follow the procedure below. Leave your house. If an anomaly is present, it can take any form. Missing objects, entity, apparitions, demonic sightings,

[10:07] entity, apparitions, demonic sightings, and more. Leave the house immediately. Sleep if there's no anomaly. If nothing goes wrong, go straight to your bedroom and sleep. The anomaly usually leaves after 23 days. There better be a

[10:20] checkpoint. Thick sliced bacon with the five. here? Okay. Let's gather information. First

[10:35] Okay. Let's gather information. First off, where's my bedroom at? Yo, this would be a good map for Mecca Chameleon for real.

[10:47] quick. So, because probably there's not an anomaly here. So, an anomaly here. So, chat, are you downloading information? Downloading. Downloading. I will remember this.

[11:01] Downloading. I will remember this. Downloading. Yes. Downloading. Yes. Okay. Coffee with the five. Okay. Coffee with the five. Okay. This room is like this.

[11:13] Okay. This room is like this. Yes. Chad, are you downloading the information?

[11:40] this? Go. Painting. Heater. Chairs. Shelf. Table.

[11:56] Look like a five outside. Blueberry muffin with the five. Thank you. Blueberry muffin with the five. Chambers wife with a thousand bits. Look who it is. Hey K's getting four cavities filled tomorrow and I'm very scared.

[12:10] a song to listen to while I have work done? Appreciate you. Listen to aquatic ambiance. That'll calm you down.

[12:22] Good luck though. Hope it goes by quickly.

[12:38] now. The anomalies will probably start appearing if there is any. Griff with appearing if there is any. Griff with the five. Everything appears like it was the same a second ago.

[13:24] Was that there? Yeah, it was. That was there, wasn't it? Yeah, of course it there, wasn't it? Yeah, of course it was. Okay, y'all better be correct here.

[13:47] What is wrong with y'all, bro? Why y'all all saying no? all saying no? See, I can't trust y'all for nothing. See, I can't trust y'all for nothing. I can't trust y'all, man.

[14:10] Okay, everything appears to be normal here.

[14:22] Okay, this is normal. Yeah, this is normal 100%. locked. Should I h Should I handle it myself, chat? Huh? Do I need to handle

[14:35] it myself? Do I? The anomaly expert.

[14:50] Nothing appears to be arai. Y'all like that word arai?

[15:10] probably going to have some sinister jump scare. jump scare. Like sinister.

[15:30] Number three, we're already cooking, chat. Let's go. Surely there's checkpoints if we have to get to day 23.

[15:46] Are they setting me up for something bad? They might be setting me up for something bad here.

[16:06] chat. There ain't nothing wrong with the TV. Why y'all just saying that?

[16:30] Four. A four.

[16:48] Surely they throw an anomaly at me soon, right?

[17:20] Anomaly games with y'all, bro. Y'all always try to be a hero and make things

[17:34] what happens is somebody in the chat will say something and it'll be right. And then everybody's like, "Oh man, I want to be like that, so I'mma start just saying something so I can be the hero." And then I wind up

[17:48] I can be the hero." And then I wind up seeing it and then you got three black vans outside your house

[18:00] because that's what happens when somebody gives me a false flag in somebody gives me a false flag in Anomaly Games.

[18:29] Give me the beat, boys and free my soul. I want to get lost in your rock and roll I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.

[18:51] days and the anomalies are barely noticeable, uh, what what was it? What was the anomaly?

[19:09] It was not the TV. No, it was not the TV.

[19:46] on the TV. Yeah. Look at it. Look at the TV. Yeah. That's what y'all sound like. [screaming] It ain't nothing on the TV.

[20:23] So, we're not a team, huh? We're not a team. Okay, got it.

[20:35] a obvious one here so I at least know what to expect because every single walkth through it looks like everything is the same. I mean, everything. Like, can I get like Chris Redfield

[20:50] room floor when I walk in here or something? Give me an obvious one, something? Give me an obvious one, please.

[21:05] Booty crack bandit with the five gifted. Thank you.

[21:23] I swear chat there is nothing wrong with the TV, dude. The TV. Yeah, it's the TV.

[21:51] Maya with the fire. Thank you, Maya. He may many pots there. Look at that. Look at that. Too many pots.

[22:19] number is a uh a checkpoint?

[22:37] hey, because if not, uh-uh. Ain't no way.

[23:24] chat. No anomaly. Type one if you agree. No anomaly. Yeah. Okay. No anomaly.

[23:49] Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Bring me one. Nobody's

[24:41] Please no. No. No. Anomaly. house. Would y'all live in this house? This is cozy for a two a two-story

[24:53] This is cozy for a two a two-story house, actually. Like, twotory houses usually ain't cozy. This one This is cozy for a two-story house. I'm be for real. No anomaly. We're good.

[25:28] Stay locked in. We are cooking right now.

[25:41] Dude, why are they making me Bro, why are they making this difficult? Please, please, please. That's accurate time,

[25:59] chat. That's accurate time. It's 12:05 for me.

[26:13] It's 12:05 for us because everybody in here's on the same time zone. Nothing in here, Chad. It just looks It looks normal.

[26:26] looks normal. case. Check the TV with the five. going to be a just a straight up just turn in it.

[27:00] We're cooking somehow. There's like no anomalies.

[27:33] night. Small fish with the 10. Thank you, W. Small fish with the 10. Thank you, W. Small fish with the 10.

[27:57] Oh, the TV looks clear, chat. Can't believe it.

[28:13] Yeah, if there's no checkpoint in this next. All right, everything looks good. Normal.

[28:30] different? That is not how that was.

[28:52] All right, we have made it to day number nine and it's blue. I'm hoping that's a checkpoint. Surely it is. Even though we haven't gotten one wrong.

[29:05] in nine days. So maybe we can just keep up that pace there. Nothing going on. Completely normal in the living room.

[29:33] that was not like that. There's no way it was. Why would that ever be like that? I never paid that close attention to this painting, but I know that shouldn't be like that. That's not right.

[29:59] chat. We are cook I am cooking right now. Y'all know how I left y'all out of that right there. Straight disrespected y'all cuz I felt Straight disrespected y'all cuz I felt like it.

[30:18] Okay, I'm not noticing nothing. The only way we're going to fail at this point is if y'all mess up.

[30:32] Okay, this is this is normal in here 100%.

[30:56] normal. Was there a coat rack there before? Oh my goodness. I can't before? Oh my goodness. I can't remember. There was. Okay.

[31:34] That might be the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[31:52] I'm going to leave y'all on this creepy image. I need some water. image. I need some water. Make conversation chat. Be nice. Make conversation. Be nice. She means Well,

[32:07] hold on. Get some ice water. Hold on. She means well chat. She means well chat. I wish you well. I wish you

[32:22] ain't nothing like some good old bathroom sink water, baby.

[32:35] I was yawn? I hope y'all behaved y'all. Anyway, that's an anomaly. You have a good night. Okay. Thank you.

[33:07] chat. We're doing well right now. I appreciate him for that freebie. I do. There never is anything going on with the TV. I don't know why y'all keep

[33:21] the TV. I don't know why y'all keep saying that. Okay. Completely normal room right here. Completely normal.

[33:41] No anomaly. Yeah, no anomaly. We're good.

[34:19] but the anomaly detection system has been wronged, been wronged, but it went off.

[34:35] Okay. I don't see nothing.

[35:14] didn't even know it. That is so creepy. That is so creepy. Are you kidding me?

[36:05] days is absolutely disgusting by the way. Let me see if I can speedrun it. That was my fault right there. But still like, bro, no checkpoint 23 days. Are we like, bro, no checkpoint 23 days. Are we serious?

[36:41] know how it is when you're just on autopilot.

[37:08] though? Can y'all believe that? Y'all are responsible, ain't you? Y'all are some way at the bottom of this,

[37:42] chat. Wait a minute. I've almost made up to where we was after y'all's lapse in judgment a second ago.

[38:43] This is crazy. I'm crazy. What What day were we at? Was it like 15?

[40:10] It's a meme. Lol. No, it is not. Y'all just started doing it,

[40:27] I should probably start slowing down now.

[40:43] What's the game name? That's not my mom. aka TV simulator,

[41:10] Hey, you doing okay? Alrighty. Have a good you doing okay? Alrighty. Have a good one.

[41:26] We're pretty much now we're pretty much back to where we was. Nothing going on. It's going to be funny when the TV actually has an anomaly.

[42:10] We are tied for where we were. And she's there again. Wow. Okay.

[42:23] 14. If I die again, it's GG though. Oh, the piano's missing. the piano's missing. Heinus with the five. Thank you.

[42:41] That's crazy. The clock is accurate, bro.

[43:11] No. I think this game came out before Mecha Chameleon did. Mecha Chameleon did. Oh my goodness. We'll see in court.

[43:29] wave. I'm giving that spot a like. That is I'm giving that spot a like. That is really good texturing. Wow. really good texturing. Wow. Sweaty with the five. Thank you.

[43:49] That's not unethical. Is that door a different color?

[44:09] Yes. 17.

[45:20] [music] a

[46:31] more, bro. We cannot mess up now. We can't. can't. Four more, bro. Stay locked.

[46:58] Coffee with the tin. Thank you. I think we're good. always there. We good here, chat? I think we're good here.

[47:22] good catch, chat. Yeah, y'all just saved me. Yeah, y'all saved me. Good catch. Beautiful catch. Come on. Three more. Three more, dude.

[47:51] were extra footsteps. What was that? I'm assuming that was a glitch.

[48:29] How are you up here and down there at the same time? just, you know, wondering. Okay,

[48:42] Okay, you have a good one.

[49:00] a mere fart cloud. in the span of the universe

[49:18] lock in. This is the anomaly game from last stream that I didn't get to finish because stream crashed. Let's hope for a different result. Get you a diaper on different result. Get you a diaper on because it's spooky time.

[49:34] >> Lock in. This game actually has some decent little stairs in it, too. Get you decent little stairs in it, too. Get you a me Bubba. It's spooky time. Better hang up that computer call. Come

[49:48] Better hang up that computer call. Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantic.

[50:03] Type one. If you were not here Wednesday when I played this,

[50:19] Yes. No. Got it. Um, name of this game is That's Not My Mom. This is an anomaly game. Got some decent little scares in it. We got You have to

[50:35] get to day 23 to win. What day did we get to when stream crashed? I don't know. It was bad though. We was almost through the whole thing. Um, so that being said,

[51:01] again, man. Yo, Velco certified floor mat with 2500 watching you for a pretty long time. You always never fail to make me laugh with your content. Your streams always manage to cheer me up whenever I'm in a tough

[51:15] situation. It's been really hard on me recently since the game I really enjoy playing revealed a highly hyped character Valco not long ago just for massive hate towards the character from one side of the player base and many

[51:29] said it's cuz he's ugly which is crazy. What? What? cuz he ugly.

[51:53] Yo, diaper on it. Spooky time with the 25 gifted W. Diaper on it. Spooky time. 25 gifted W. Diaper on it. Spooky time. Thank you.

[52:06] bring out the character cuz they said he ugly. That's messed up. ugly. That's messed up. They wrong for that. Well, hopefully they bring them uh they release them anyway.

[52:20] K play song two today with the five and 68 with the five. Thank you. All right, lock in. Let's go Let's go start the game. I will sit here forever.

[52:45] this is an anomaly game. We have to get today. Why is the sensitivity so low? today. Why is the sensitivity so low? Yeah, you heard me. I said low.

[52:57] Yeah, you heard me. I said low. Yeah, low. Too high now. Nothing can be perfect, can it? Nothing.

[53:27] All right. Lock in. So, this anomaly game, we got to get to day 23. It took us a couple tries, but

[53:40] we got to day I think it was like day 20 Wednesday, and then the stream crashed Wednesday, and then the stream crashed and I was rather angry about it. So, hopefully it's good this time.

[53:55] Everything looks in place because I saw this place like 2,000 times. Everything appears to be in place here. Nothing is arai.

[54:10] We're good. Stop saying the TV.

[54:25] Okay. No anomalies here. Everything is in order here. Uhhuh. Right. I'm not seeing anything misplacing or off. We should know if something is because we did this for like an hour

[54:40] Wednesday before the stream crashed. No anomaly. We're good.

[54:55] day number three already. We're speed running it. They can't stop me. Craziest part is there has never been an anomaly on the TV by the way. Never. anomaly on the TV by the way. Never. There has not been a singular one.

[55:22] three. No anomalies right now. Yeah, I didn't see none. Me either. Why are people saying TV? Because they're simpletons. Pay them no mind.

[55:37] Day number four already. I'm cooking. It's insane.

[55:50] Same anomaly that one time. Anomaly. Got it. Nothing. Nothing.

[56:04] Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

[56:22] No anomaly. Yeah, I didn't see nothing. There was a rug missing.

[56:45] Is there usually a rug here? Don't play with me.

[57:07] goodness. Y'all actually locked in for once. Wow. once. Wow. W chat for once. That's crazy. I didn't even peep that. No joke.

[57:37] Tough type one if you didn't get hit with an ad. No anomaly. We're good,

[58:47] Beyond a shadow of a doubt, I am distraught to an indescribable unescribable unescribable degree.

[59:19] believe y'all chat because half of y'all lying and and and and and uh you know lying and and and and and uh you know what I mean?

[59:40] man. Actually, no. Dookie man 10's a L viewer. He only watches. He don't watch viewer. He only watches. He don't watch the lives. L Dookie man 10. Low key. the lives. L Dookie man 10. Low key. That's an anomaly right there.

[1:00:10] I said was like he's dead now, but you know what I mean. back to where we was before disaster struck.

[1:00:27] Nothing here. No anomaly, right?

[1:00:43] Relax, relax.

[1:01:11] Picture's messed up. Picture's messed up. I peaked it.

[1:01:26] Anomaly detection system is detecting something. I don't know what, though.

[1:01:56] speed ran back to where we was. Let's not sell this now. Let this be the run. This game is cursed. It took me like an hour and multiple failed attempts was about to beat it, the the the the the uh the internet went out. Anomaly

[1:02:32] Man, I sure hope the internet don't go out again.

[1:02:46] got you, nerds? You thought I was gone, didn't you?

[1:02:59] There's nothing arai here. Everything seems to be okay.

[1:03:31] pink eye again. All right, we're good. Y'all didn't see All right, we're good. Y'all didn't see an anomaly there, right? No anomaly.

[1:04:10] Remember we got to get to remember we got to get to 23. Remember that. 23. Excuse me. I apologize for that. I'm sorry you had to bear witness,

[1:04:49] like I'm drunk. Look like an alcoholic. Then you walk over here, there's like cans. Just sound like an alcoholic,

[1:05:11] messing this a run up here. This is the run that this game gets beaten.

[1:05:37] Normal. Normal.

[1:05:49] Somebody just typed hello in the chat. [laughter]

[1:06:07] for that. For reminding me that there's still humans out there. still humans out there. Thank you. Hope you're doing all right. There's nothing wrong with the attic. 11. Come on.

[1:06:21] 11. Come on. We're almost halfway there, dude. doing? You all right? See, I I was going to ask you this the

[1:06:35] Um my question I had for you is is how were you right here and in here sleep at the same time? Unless

[1:06:48] you ain't the same y'all like some twins skis or something. Well, all right then. You have a good night.

[1:07:17] That's how old I was when I did my first backflip. Bro, why y'all say cap, bro? I can do a back flip. Not now, but I could.

[1:07:34] I could do a front flip, too. Bro, back then I could do a standing front flip actually think I still could do that today if I wasn't afraid of snapping today if I wasn't afraid of snapping something.

[1:07:49] I could do a front flip. I wasn't good at back flipping, but I could do a front at back flipping, but I could do a front flip.

[1:08:02] Okay, there was no anomaly here, right? I don't think there was an anomaly here. chairs. Why are you putting wooden like a wooden beam on top of the armrest?

[1:08:15] Did you just intentionally make the chair uncomfortable? I don't understand.

[1:08:31] Okay, we're not messing this up this time. We're not. I don't care.

[1:09:03] thing? The hate got so out of hand that the haters sent literal cow dookie to the game company's office.

[1:09:21] going to lie. Tell them I tell me they owe me some royalties on that. They sent owe me some royalties on that. They sent some doodoo to the office.

[1:09:36] Yo yo, that's actually crazy. Well, I hope that Velco situation gets uh sorted for y'all. Not going to lie, I don't know what the game is, but good. I hope uh

[1:09:49] hope uh Okay, Bent Lemonade. Thank you. Curtains. No, I think the curtains are normal.

[1:10:04] sentence that you're going to say before you say it and you wind up combining a you say it and you wind up combining a word?

[1:10:29] dude. That scared me. I remember that one. Hey, how you doing? Alrighty. That's an anomaly, by the way, in case you didn't know.

[1:10:48] Seriously, this is the time that this cursed game this is the time that this cursed game finally gets beaten here.

[1:11:12] Okay, I'm not seeing nothing. I think we're good.

[1:11:25] Um, we're trying to beat this cursed anomaly game that crashed my stream the anomaly game that crashed my stream the other night.

[1:11:56] We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Stay locked.

[1:12:09] Sherlock Holmes in here. Cheerio with the five. Thank you. please. This is the mecha chameleon one. W

[1:12:25] This is the mecha chameleon one. W texturing though. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, this Yo ma'am, by the way, if you go on Ste, this isn't an ad. If you go on Steam, there's a game called Mecca Chameleon on there. You could literally

[1:12:37] be like the best player in the world at it, by the way. That texturing is is it, by the way. That texturing is is legitimately insane. Just saying. legitimately insane. Just saying. Anyway,

[1:12:52] don't they don't need no sponsor. They done sold what? 15 million copies. Okay. 16. Stay locked.

[1:13:20] Six more chat if dude we cannot fail this now please. Obvious one. No. No. Obvious one.

[1:13:38] No. I'm tweaking. I'm twe

[1:14:33] It's the small things in life that keep you going. Let me tell you, it's the small things in life that keep you going.

[1:14:47] 18. Okay. I don't see anything immediately.

[1:15:26] light bulb in. Anomaly. Maybe not.

[1:16:01] I think there Dude, I'm be distraught. There was no anomaly here, right? We're good. No anomaly. 100%.

[1:16:57] will You know what I'mma say? I'mma jinx it. That's the only thing that would prevent me from beating this right now because I'm locked.

[1:17:30] the end of it, especially this one when it when it was when this was cursed, I start getting nervous and overanaly. Hey, how you doing?

[1:17:44] Okay, you have a good night.

[1:18:19] Please. Just want to point out again, by the way, there was never an anomaly. had anything to do with the TV, by the way.

[1:18:31] way. Just want to point that out.

[1:18:50] There's nothing in here, right? Nothing bad. Oh my goodness. I'm so nervous, bro. Oh my.

[1:19:13] That's no anomaly. That's no anomaly. Straight up. It's no anomaly.

[1:20:57] This game is actually cursed. This is the unfinishable anomaly game.

[1:21:10] chat. Don't none of y'all know what it was? L game for not having a checkpoint? No. Having to get through 23 stages with no checkpoint is actually ridiculous.

[1:21:37] chat. What was it? Like actually what was it?

[1:22:31] It was literally the coat rack. What? Man, this game is Bro, this game's cursed.

[1:23:08] This game will not defeat me, chat. This game will not defeat me. chat. This game will not defeat me. I must see the end of the game.

[1:23:47] I'm cooking though. actually cooking right now. the giant vase. Chad, what y'all talking about?

[1:24:06] Oh, y'all just saved me. Good job. Y'all walked in right there. Good job. walked in right there. Good job. Wow. How did I let that one slip? That Wow. How did I let that one slip? That would have been embarrassing.

[1:24:22] concerning that I didn't peep that actually. That's bad. How' you not see that? That's That's I'll tell you why. Object should be verification, buddy.

[1:24:36] verification, buddy. I mean I mean big doll. Literally object should be verification. How you doing?

[1:24:54] Which is my method in Mecca Chameleon, which is why it works so well.

[1:25:26] when you failed. Yeah, it tells the real time.

[1:26:04] Yo, just keep giving me freebies, game. I deserve it at this point.

[1:27:41] me all freebies, please. All freebies, please. No. You really going to make me look? After all this game's put me through, you're going to make me look.

[1:28:11] Nothing. The vases.

[1:28:25] Or you're not tripping. You're you're you're you're hoping on my downfall. Game sucks. I'm looking up the inning. This game's terrible.

[1:28:49] Let's make him get through 23 days and not a single checkpoint. Like dog, how many times? Like what is that man? [screaming]