The Fallout Show: A World on Fire

[00:07] creating satirical storytelling based on

[00:09] a video game does not mean you can write

[00:11] anything and be praised for it we are

[00:14] not doing the space Wizards thing on

[00:15] this channel okay even he ended up

[00:17] regretting saying that the point being

[00:19] the deaft hand in which you can weave

[00:21] substantive allegory caricature and

[00:23] poignant explorations of insane patterns

[00:26] or mundane cruelty in life is something

[00:28] we should ask nothing but the best for

[00:30] satire can be one of the most powerful

[00:32] instruments to affect change in one's

[00:34] mind or one of the most embarrassing

[00:36] ways to reveal your own naive

[00:38] perspective now I'm not a man who

[00:40] demands realism for all these stories

[00:42] nor cartoonish craziness for all of them

[00:44] either I demand internal consistency all

[00:47] that matters is what the story tells me

[00:50] matters regardless of all that let's

[00:52] have a chat about the new Fallout Show

[00:54] Bud has an idea for three interconnected

[00:58] vaults buds buds because the basic

[01:00] obstacle to achievement has been the

[01:02] brevity of the human lifespan it's

[01:04] prevented us from working on projects

[01:06] that take us entire millenniums into the

[01:08] future buds buds will solve that so we

[01:12] have Vault 31 releases Junior Executives

[01:15] periodically when they've been unfrozen

[01:17] to become overseers in vaults 32 and 33

[01:21] through many generations the plan is to

[01:24] end up having a society of super

[01:26] managers because the junior Executives

[01:28] have been taught how to be managers and

[01:30] they're going to teach everyone else how

[01:31] to be managers everyone's going to be

[01:32] managers it's going to be amazing people

[01:34] who are good at management will create

[01:36] the best Society that's what buds buds

[01:39] is all about once everyone on the

[01:41] surface is dead the super managers will

[01:43] emerge and create a great society until

[01:46] then vaults 32 and 33 will exchange

[01:48] people periodically to ensure population

[01:51] growth which means what Vault 32 and 33

[01:54] are just people to be controlled to be

[01:57] bred to create super managers well 33 is

[02:01] okay but 32 was filled with people

[02:02] strangling each other oh gosh they

[02:04] they're all dying there's blood on the

[02:05] walls Jesus but 32 was not overpopulated

[02:09] not like the rat Utopia experiments

[02:11] playing on the video inside the Vault

[02:14] instead they discovered the truth and

[02:16] went mad they killed themselves and each

[02:19] other and they tried to get into Vault

[02:21] 31 but how did Vault 32 discover the

[02:24] truth and why would discovering the

[02:26] truth that instead of a vault in which

[02:28] you're meant to be kept safe and secure

[02:30] you are being trained to become a super

[02:33] manager that will take over civilization

[02:34] at some point why why is that like why

[02:36] why why would that be the thing that

[02:38] makes you want to kill yourself like yes

[02:39] you've been lied to but ultimately

[02:41] you're still in the exact same situation

[02:44] only now you know that you're menant to

[02:46] take over like this is a vault tech

[02:48] personal project they they're guinea

[02:50] pigs sure but they're very well-kept

[02:53] guinea pigs however if we pop our

[02:55] thinking caps on perhaps bud decided

[02:58] that the crop of super managers in 3 2

[03:00] was so much less effective than those in

[03:02] 33 that he culled them he forced all

[03:04] their food sources to die out hoping to

[03:06] then as we see in the show split 33 the

[03:09] good crop into halves and repopulate 32

[03:12] but that doesn't really explain why they

[03:14] killed each other or themselves nor why

[03:16] they wouldn't have asked for help from

[03:18] 33 during all of this hardship we see

[03:20] how easy it is to get into an overseers

[03:22] account how come they didn't try to open

[03:23] the vault 33 door out of desperation

[03:25] when they were willing to try it with 31

[03:28] if they know then they should know

[03:29] there's only cryo tubes in there 33 has

[03:32] food and water and people who are

[03:34] willing to help but ultimately why

[03:35] wouldn't they open their front vault

[03:37] door to the Wast land when we know they

[03:38] are perfectly capable of doing so since

[03:40] Mula does it 2 years later from the

[03:42] outside and Lucy does it in her own

[03:44] Vault hell we find out Rose did it

[03:45] without bud or Hank's permission with

[03:47] Hank to follow her bud is apparently

[03:49] incapable of stopping any of that and so

[03:51] you want me to buy that not a single

[03:53] person in Vault 32 was willing to Brave

[03:55] the outside instead of starving to death

[03:58] they must have had very specific and

[03:59] strange knowledge to make all of this

[04:01] fit but I still really don't know how

[04:04] what did you know [ __ ] did you

[04:06] find out that voltech blew up the world

[04:08] cuz I mean I don't see how they could

[04:10] possibly have found that out but I also

[04:11] don't know why that would make them kill

[04:13] themselves you know however they found

[04:14] out they don't even have proof they

[04:16] never got Vault 31 open how do they know

[04:18] what happened and you know what if they

[04:19] have an equal exchange rate of people

[04:21] from vaults 31 32 and 33 then why

[04:23] wouldn't they have questioned when they

[04:25] have referenced the fact that they know

[04:26] people come from Vault 31 that no one

[04:28] goes to Vault 31 this all becomes super

[04:31] [ __ ] when you take into

[04:32] consideration that they start up a

[04:33] saying for voting in Vault 31s for the

[04:36] best results doesn't that highlights

[04:38] this very strange coincidence as if they

[04:41] want to make it further suspicious they

[04:42] apparently tell all of the super

[04:44] Managers from 31 to talk about how good

[04:46] the [ __ ] potatoes are how you going

[04:47] to tell me anyone believes this [ __ ] how

[04:49] you going to tell me that there are any

[04:50] stakes in the investigation the bag of

[04:52] tricks from comedy can be useful you

[04:56] know where instead of having people be

[04:58] awesome why not have them be dumb if the

[05:00] answer to this is everyone's [ __ ]

[05:01] then why isn't Lucy's brother [ __ ]

[05:03] and if they are sending people to Vault

[05:05] 31 and they just get dealt with who's

[05:08] dealing with them the [ __ ] brainbot

[05:10] he's not doing [ __ ] so even if people

[05:12] were periodically sent to Vault 31 Bud

[05:14] brain ain't killing them so I I I don't

[05:17] understand how did people not figure out

[05:19] something weird was going on why did it

[05:21] take grimy he's grimy don't fight this

[05:23] so moldava wants to take her Raiders

[05:25] into Vault 33 via Vault 32 with the Pip

[05:28] Boy from Rose considering their wacky

[05:30] approach why didn't they just go

[05:32] straight into 33 they were willing to

[05:34] raid Vault 32 so why not just raid Vault

[05:37] 33 and then how insanely lucky is it

[05:39] that everyone's already killed each

[05:40] other ages ago in Vault 32 meaning they

[05:43] have every opportunity to Simply take

[05:44] over and pretend to be Vault 32 but then

[05:47] why was everything untouched and unlived

[05:49] in in Vault 32 since the deaths of the

[05:51] Vault dwellers remember the Raiders

[05:53] arrived and had to live there until the

[05:55] date for the wedding that was organized

[05:56] by moldava over the overseers terminal

[05:58] with Hank I have no no idea how she was

[06:00] able to pass any kind of basic check

[06:02] from him by the way we see them fully

[06:04] kitted out with Vault suits Pit Boys

[06:06] exchange of information and fundamental

[06:08] knowledge of the situation regarding the

[06:10] vaults they even understand etiquette

[06:13] somewhat meaning the Raiders lived in

[06:15] Vault 32 and changed nothing they just

[06:18] hung out with the corpses right next to

[06:19] them as they conducted everyday life no

[06:21] attempt to maybe move the bodies were

[06:24] they lucky enough to arrive just a day

[06:26] before the trienal schedule and Hank

[06:28] agreed despite having no contact for 2

[06:30] years once you reach the end of the

[06:32] season the notion that Hank would be

[06:33] overprotective of Lucy is an

[06:35] understatement you'd think someone like

[06:37] him would discover as much as he could

[06:39] about the man marrying his daughter you

[06:40] know hopefully as a baseline you confirm

[06:42] he's not a [ __ ] psychopath I guess a

[06:44] man who chooses to Nuke an entire city

[06:46] out of spite for his wife taking his

[06:48] daughter away doesn't care too much

[06:50] about who she marries I also think it's

[06:51] strange that a pit boy for Vault 33 can

[06:54] open the front vault door for Vault 32

[06:56] when there are very deliberately

[06:58] separated vaults designed occlusion as

[07:00] part of the experiment in fact I'm

[07:02] surprised that everyone has the

[07:03] potential to access each other's vaults

[07:05] we've seen the denial of access in some

[07:07] cases but why would someone outside of

[07:09] Vault 32 with a 33 Pip Boy be granted

[07:12] access why wouldn't bud have controls to

[07:14] prevent the opening of all three vaults

[07:16] surely the release of any super managers

[07:18] is the final plan and so surely it must

[07:21] be approved by him but okay so her plan

[07:24] has now evolved into pretending to be

[07:26] Vault 32 people to then perform a faux

[07:29] wedding with the Vault 33 people to then

[07:31] capture Hank mlan and take him back to

[07:33] the observatory because he has the codes

[07:35] to activate the cold fusion what a

[07:37] wonderful plan except everyone's a

[07:40] [ __ ] why didn't Vault 33 do any

[07:42] systemic or rad checks with Vault 32 nor

[07:45] did they recognize any of these people

[07:47] despite making trades once per 3 years

[07:50] what did everyone die and get replaced

[07:52] with people who had a three-year growth

[07:53] Spirit how the [ __ ] does any of this

[07:55] happen wouldn't Hank have known about a

[07:57] replacement overseer while in

[07:58] communication with bud and the

[08:00] Mysterious Silence from Vault 32 for 2

[08:03] years do you guys remember when they

[08:04] split Vault 33 into two halves so that

[08:07] they can do this same system forever do

[08:09] you really think it would make a lick of

[08:11] sense to them to not recognize anyone

[08:13] after just 3 years is everyone stupid

[08:17] none of you were capable of lifting your

[08:19] arm up one time to check for radiation

[08:21] and then on the Raiders side of the

[08:23] retardation they just let anyone

[08:25] casually walk into Vault 32 to see all

[08:28] of the dead people why the [ __ ] would

[08:30] you let anyone in to see the dead people

[08:33] that literally ruins the whole [ __ ]

[08:35] point all the Raiders had to do was say

[08:38] ah [ __ ] you know what no one's allowed

[08:40] in because we had a cold spread around

[08:42] and there's a bunch of people in there

[08:44] with a cold and you can't come in but

[08:46] that never should have [ __ ] worked

[08:47] cuz everybody would recognize these

[08:48] aren't Vault 32s anyway the goal of the

[08:51] Raiders was to infiltrate Vault 33 and

[08:53] get access to the overseer because he

[08:56] has the codes they need but if you

[08:58] rewatch that episode they don't secure

[09:00] him whatsoever they could have walked

[09:02] him away to a one-on-one conversation

[09:04] and knocked him out but instead they

[09:06] send people into randomly kill they are

[09:09] just blim blamming they're eating

[09:11] they're shouting setting things on fire

[09:14] blowing things up oh look a pregnant

[09:16] lady with a fork in her eyes is shooting

[09:18] everyone the overseer wasn't even

[09:19] captured they don't make him a priority

[09:21] they instead wait for him at the

[09:23] entrance and hope what if he had been

[09:25] killed that would have [ __ ] up the

[09:27] whole plan when he arrives with his

[09:29] daughter they don't kidnap them both and

[09:30] then use her as leverage for him to

[09:32] activate the cold fusion or anything

[09:34] like that instead they say choose your

[09:36] daughter or these people and he chooses

[09:38] his daughter and so the people run away

[09:41] wait they run away they're supposed to

[09:42] die then the bad guys leave with him and

[09:45] not her apparently they don't want to

[09:46] liberate anyone from The Vault the

[09:48] people who have been lied to their whole

[09:50] lives some of these people are the same

[09:52] people the Beloved Rose tried to save

[09:55] the worst of it is that mava allows her

[09:58] kettin to have the r of the place and

[10:00] they almost kill Lucy several times is

[10:03] this not one of rose's two children you

[10:05] [ __ ] idiot what the [ __ ] were you

[10:08] thinking are you honoring Rose and her

[10:10] goals by casually killing the children

[10:12] she tried to save when they had no idea

[10:15] what was happening why didn't you go in

[10:17] there capture and restrain one by one

[10:19] until you can save them all from this

[10:21] experiment why were you happy for all of

[10:24] these people to suffer and die why

[10:26] Little Miss power to the people were you

[10:28] happy to Unleash Your Raiders into a

[10:31] world filled with ignorant slaves to an

[10:33] experiment watching everyone get sliced

[10:36] diced and decked including some really

[10:38] barbaric [ __ ] why why was this your

[10:41] plan why it doesn't make any [ __ ]

[10:43] sense at all why did you leave so many

[10:44] of your own people in the vault how is

[10:46] it even possible that your armed armored

[10:49] and ambushing Raiders even lost it makes

[10:51] no [ __ ] sense you could have taken

[10:54] over the Vault you could have gotten

[10:55] everyone out you could have taken

[10:56] advantage of all the resources what is

[10:58] wrong with you I this is going to be a

[11:00] very unstructured rant where I just talk

[11:03] about how much this show is terrible

[11:05] since we're near the subject why don't

[11:07] we talk about moldava the woman who

[11:09] leads the NCR who wants to get Justice

[11:11] for Rose and wants to provide free clean

[11:13] energy to the people of the Wasteland

[11:15] her plan was to go from The Observatory

[11:18] to Vault 32 to Vault 33 back to the

[11:21] observatory this Mission would involve

[11:23] collecting Hank mlan she needs Hank mlan

[11:26] because he has the code that will

[11:27] activate cold fusion however she also

[11:30] needs what Wilzig puts into his neck so

[11:33] Mula organizes a very long system of

[11:35] retrieval for Mr Wilzig she provides

[11:38] Rufus with caps who then provides Tommy

[11:41] with caps who then provides ma Jun with

[11:44] caps who then agrees to provide

[11:46] protection and escort to Wilzig to the

[11:48] observatory now you may have one

[11:50] question there why the [ __ ] didn't

[11:53] moldava just pick up Wilzig herself she

[11:55] and her team of Raiders went to Vault 32

[11:58] on foot that's where Lucy starts she by

[12:02] chance bumps into him in Philly and then

[12:04] takes his head to the observatory the

[12:06] only reason an extended set of idiots

[12:09] would have been paid caps by her to move

[12:11] him from Philly is because she knew he

[12:13] would be in Philly had she just waited

[12:16] with her Raiders in or near Philly for a

[12:19] day she could have taken him with her

[12:21] but no instead of handling it herself

[12:23] like she did with Hank she's going to

[12:25] pay Rufus to pay Tommy to pay M June to

[12:28] get him there is stupid we're supposed

[12:30] to believe Mula loves Rose she says oh

[12:33] you know Lucy your mother was so kind so

[12:35] loving so curious so clever she says

[12:38] these attributes were quite reflected in

[12:40] Lucy if that's true then why the [ __ ]

[12:42] didn't you care what happened to Lucy in

[12:44] Vault 33 your Raiders almost killed her

[12:46] several times and did you want your best

[12:49] friend's daughter to be tricked into

[12:50] sleeping with some random Raider as well

[12:53] the [ __ ] second why didn't you liberate

[12:55] her from Vault 33 as well as her brother

[12:58] third why didn't you say the people

[12:59] there in general fourth why didn't you

[13:02] prevent Rose from going feral did you

[13:04] not provide her the vials to stop her

[13:06] skin from melting and then of course if

[13:08] you care about her so much why the [ __ ]

[13:09] you letting her live like this she's

[13:11] half skeleton why the [ __ ] are you

[13:13] letting this happen oh she was so kind

[13:15] and loving and curious and clever and I

[13:17] hold her hand at the end because oh we

[13:19] achieved our goal [ __ ] hell you could

[13:21] have put her out of in misery fifth why

[13:23] did you want to blow up a bunch of

[13:25] innocent people with that bomb you

[13:27] psycho [ __ ] she literally provides a

[13:29] personal threat to a pregnant woman how

[13:32] is this in character six why did she

[13:35] introduce herself as Le molda you'd have

[13:37] to very shakily assume Hank never saw of

[13:40] or heard of malula despite his company

[13:42] having bought out hers pre-war and then

[13:44] she would need to hope that he never saw

[13:47] her or learned about her in the

[13:48] Wasteland when he went to get his kids

[13:50] and destroyed Shady sands on that note

[13:52] how does malava even know Hank blew up

[13:54] Shady Sands it could have been all kinds

[13:57] of people outside of a single vault well

[13:59] did he say he did it cuz like why the

[14:02] [ __ ] would he do that and of course if

[14:04] he did tell her he did it then he would

[14:06] know her in fact this gets even weirder

[14:08] because she almost expects him to know

[14:10] her I think I know who you are everyone

[14:13] knows who I am on one hand this could

[14:16] literally be anyone looking for Revenge

[14:17] For What Hank Did to Shady Sands rather

[14:19] than Mula but on the other if it's an

[14:22] obvious choice to think she is the Lee

[14:24] moldava why did you give your [ __ ]

[14:27] name when introducing yourself in an

[14:29] attempt to trick

[14:30] him and then there's the stupidity she

[14:33] was willing to raid 33 and 32 but didn't

[14:36] want to start with 33 for some reason

[14:38] making her entire goal much harder and

[14:40] don't forget she ditched her own people

[14:42] after sending them to attack and kill

[14:44] more innocent people why did she feel

[14:46] the need to blow up the connecting vault

[14:48] door for 32 and 33 but not the entrance

[14:51] to 33 if she's trying to prevent them

[14:53] from chasing her she would need to block

[14:55] both doors also super lucky there wasn't

[14:57] way more extreme security on the Armory

[14:59] eh and to put a pit in that on one hand

[15:01] she was apparently unable to recreate

[15:03] the technology that she herself

[15:05] spearheaded 200 years ago in order to

[15:07] have versions that don't rely on voltech

[15:09] control I guess she didn't hold back any

[15:11] technology blueprints or intelligence

[15:13] from vault tech when they bought her out

[15:15] despite her hating them but on the other

[15:17] hand she was able to create the

[15:18] equipment required to facilitate cold

[15:21] fusion as a source of power for an

[15:22] entire electricity grid you understand

[15:25] California got nuked several times right

[15:28] did you reinstall and repair the power

[15:30] stations Transformers substations and

[15:33] pylons you then Network it all back to

[15:35] the Griffith [ __ ] Observatory how why

[15:39] the show would have you convinced that

[15:41] Lee moldava is a Survivor carved out and

[15:44] forced into harsh conditions by the

[15:46] cruelty of voltech when in actuality she

[15:49] is a completely [ __ ] collection of

[15:52] random actions dependent on what imagery

[15:54] they want to create at the time of

[15:55] filming also how the [ __ ] has she been

[15:57] alive for 200 years in any case Mula

[16:00] dies the hero of the show apparently

[16:03] despite all of the horrors she's

[16:04] committed we're supposed to think she's

[16:06] a good guy but let's be honest mulva is

[16:09] dumb as [ __ ] and an evil son of a [ __ ]

[16:11] which just so happens to be absolutely

[16:13] against every last piece of spoken and

[16:15] described characterization the show

[16:17] wants to provide her and she's not the

[16:19] only character to be assassinated it's

[16:21] so obviously monstrous that you kept

[16:23] Rose as a [ __ ] pet ghoul you witch

[16:26] anyway let's talk about Hank mlan the

[16:28] noble lead leader who will do anything

[16:30] to save his daughter she is his world

[16:33] nope he wants to ensure her safety

[16:35] because she's the future of the super

[16:37] manager Jean Pool we discover he will

[16:39] destroy all nons super managers meaning

[16:43] literally everyone else apparently he

[16:44] fully agrees with bud and he must ensure

[16:47] the future of super managers because I

[16:49] guess that's the only society that will

[16:51] work is super managers I guess he didn't

[16:53] foresee the idea of some people having

[16:56] different thoughts his wife left the

[16:58] vault with his children and so he

[17:00] decided to kill her when he knew she was

[17:02] in Shady Sands he somehow managed to get

[17:05] in there kidnap his children back and

[17:07] then nuke the place and kill everyone

[17:09] how did any of that happen I don't know

[17:12] they say is he burned the city to the

[17:14] ground he burn that City to the ground

[17:17] because that's how vault tech deal with

[17:19] competition that's how vault tech deals

[17:21] with competition you know he's just a

[17:23] mustache twirling villain he doesn't

[17:25] want people to have energy and to live

[17:27] outside of the people in the vault he

[17:29] doesn't want anyone alive outside of the

[17:30] Vault that's his character he's a

[17:32] radioactive [ __ ] did he and the team

[17:35] really not anticipate meeting anyone

[17:37] outside of their own vaults only if they

[17:38] did they would immediately nuke him this

[17:40] is especially brain dead when he knew

[17:42] better than anyone there are over 100

[17:44] vaults experimenting with the perfect

[17:46] Human Society you are bound to encounter

[17:49] some nons super manager factions with

[17:51] every layer you peel back you can see

[17:54] more of the [ __ ] molten core why did

[17:56] Hank suggest it would be Lucy's kids

[17:58] generation that would be able to go to

[17:59] the surface and rebuild Society there

[18:01] are people up there who know what he did

[18:03] and hate him he should be more than

[18:05] aware of the animosity toward him and

[18:07] vault tech there's also plenty of

[18:09] factions Hank would be aware of but to

[18:11] be fair the Assumption right now is Hank

[18:13] will nuke everything to get rid of all

[18:15] of them but way his grandkids can't go

[18:17] up then the radiation levels would be

[18:18] reset and uh it just doesn't make any

[18:21] sense and then there's the notion that

[18:22] he spent a week looking for Lucy and

[18:24] grimy after having left Vault 33 through

[18:26] the main door The Story Goes Hank

[18:28] simulat a plague by quarantining

[18:30] everyone to their apartments for what I

[18:31] assume was a long bloody time if he

[18:34] managed to convince people he dropped to

[18:36] 128 which raises the question of how the

[18:39] [ __ ] did he pull that off how did they

[18:41] simulate a plague right at the moment

[18:43] they needed it such that it was

[18:44] convincing to all of the people in the

[18:46] vault Bud's experiment is super managers

[18:48] not plagues how do you effectively lie

[18:51] to about 50 people about all of these

[18:53] variables when there's just about two

[18:55] people who can actually facilitate it

[18:57] and then of course why does Hank a

[18:59] junior executive assistant have not only

[19:02] the codes to activate cold fusion but

[19:04] the codes to launch a nuke on Shady

[19:06] Sands do they all have that kind of

[19:08] power seems pretty [ __ ] to me

[19:10] fourthly and a half malava isn't even

[19:13] phased by the fact that Lucy is the one

[19:15] delivering wiig's head to her what she

[19:17] wanted from him and her relationship

[19:19] with him had absolutely nothing to do

[19:21] with Lucy but she's like okay that makes

[19:24] enough sense she doesn't ask a single

[19:26] question as to how any of this [ __ ]

[19:28] insan ity happened I had to make a

[19:30] choice between their violent world and

[19:33] our peaceful one you see Lucy we needed

[19:35] a peaceful world so I nked everything I

[19:37] know I made the right choice oh [ __ ]

[19:41] this is his faction speech right he says

[19:43] the when the world is factions the only

[19:45] solution is to get rid of the factions

[19:47] if the problem with the world is

[19:49] factions then what is the solution but

[19:51] to get rid of the factions if you do

[19:53] that then there's only one faction left

[19:55] and that's us and we can shape the world

[19:57] how does this line up when by Design

[19:59] they are creating factions in vaults all

[20:01] over the world factions would be created

[20:04] by the mere separation of vaults 31 32

[20:07] and 33 Hank you would develop smaller

[20:09] factions in your own [ __ ] Vault but

[20:12] more importantly what is your

[20:13] understanding of humanity you stupid

[20:15] [ __ ] Humanity will always split into

[20:18] factions the more and more of them that

[20:19] there are how do you not know this being

[20:21] an expert manager oh and let's not even

[20:23] talk about how [ __ ] lucky it is that

[20:25] a headless suit just falls into the room

[20:27] you understand that if this didn't

[20:29] happen and if Lucy didn't become a

[20:30] [ __ ] and not point out the fact that

[20:32] he was putting it on he would never have

[20:34] been able to escape ultimately Hank mlan

[20:36] was introduced as a reasonable

[20:37] intelligent attentive forthright and

[20:40] caring man who wanted the best for his

[20:42] people and his family while maintaining

[20:44] Focus Under Pressure that Silo is

[20:47] reminding me of a much better show if

[20:49] they wanted to go the direction of Hank

[20:50] being super evil in a DI hard super

[20:53] manager then why would Lucy giving him

[20:55] sad eyes be enough to convince him to

[20:56] betray voltech like why would he do

[20:59] something so antithetical to his belief

[21:01] system just because his daughter told

[21:02] him to when he believes she doesn't

[21:04] understand the situation especially when

[21:06] that code was probably all that was

[21:08] keeping him alive it's his word against

[21:10] mavas he can absolutely and easily argue

[21:13] she is lying he can deny even having a

[21:16] code I suppose it's lucky there wasn't a

[21:18] contingency code set up by vault tech

[21:20] that locks the entire system my dad

[21:22] found out that I destroyed an entire

[21:24] Community to save him that break his

[21:28] heart it's sad that Hank in episode 8 is

[21:30] a complete clown and this man was stolen

[21:32] from us God it's such a shame Kyle mclin

[21:34] deserves much better than playing a

[21:36] [ __ ]

[21:40] cartoon all right let's talk about the

[21:42] wizig guy maybe I should have talked

[21:44] about him first but this is unscripted

[21:46] okay we're doing crazy things here okay

[21:49] so Rogue Enclave man willig The Enclave

[21:52] don't get a single explanation of

[21:54] suggest what the [ __ ] they even are by

[21:55] the way he is aligned with moldaver and

[21:57] he hopes to steal Enclave tech for the

[21:59] good of the Wasteland he does seemingly

[22:01] jeopardize this Mission by trying to

[22:03] take care of a dog that would have been

[22:04] too small for standard intake he doesn't

[22:06] create a solid place for the dog to be

[22:08] hidden or leashed when he absolutely

[22:10] could have like like look at this this

[22:12] is what he has and he [ __ ] this up he

[22:14] also didn't lock his door so some guy

[22:17] blunders in and sees his naughty plans

[22:19] and ruins everything like seriously if

[22:21] he had locked his [ __ ] door none of

[22:23] this would have happened in any case he

[22:24] then awkwardly survives a gun turret

[22:27] unloading what looks to be about a

[22:28] thousand rounds at him while he shuffles

[22:31] away how the [ __ ] did this man Escape

[22:33] The Enclave how are you going to tell me

[22:36] that this old [ __ ] waddled away from

[22:38] this facility when one person with a

[22:40] pistol could have stopped him if all six

[22:43] agencies have the description of Rogue

[22:45] Enclave man why the [ __ ] did he not lose

[22:48] the glasses or change them if necessary

[22:50] shave his head wear anything different

[22:53] compared to his [ __ ] bounty image the

[22:56] [ __ ] like he's spotted immediately

[22:58] medely by the first man familiar with

[23:00] the Bounty so he ends up with Lucy and

[23:02] he does eventually give up he got his

[23:04] leg shot off and he's likely going to

[23:05] bleed out so he decides to take Cyanide

[23:08] and he tells Lucy to cut off his head

[23:10] there's a couple issues with this one of

[23:12] them being that he is very familiar with

[23:15] Vault dwellers and specifically her

[23:17] Vault not only that he's directly

[23:19] aligned with moldava this means that the

[23:22] last person he would want what's in his

[23:24] neck to end up with would be someone

[23:26] like Hank mlan the father of the person

[23:29] he is handing this to you need to start

[23:31] acting like a surface dweller miss m how

[23:34] do you know my name you'd think Ma June

[23:36] when offering a thousand caps to kill

[23:37] the ghoul would be able to spare some

[23:39] change for contact to escort Wilzig at

[23:41] least someone more reliable for him than

[23:43] the daughter of the man who nuked Shady

[23:45] Sands and by extension I assume the

[23:47] woman he works for what even was the

[23:50] escort plan was she just going to do it

[23:51] herself also is he seriously dying in

[23:54] this scene because they forgot to give

[23:55] him a stim pack they clearly had one the

[23:58] [ __ ] ghoul finds it on a desk where

[24:00] they were working on him where shown it

[24:02] stops bleeding it's like a cure all

[24:05] their pay is contingent on taking care

[24:07] of him I see we only sometimes play by

[24:10] The Game's rules huh even stupider than

[24:12] that however is that he takes cide

[24:14] before explaining the situation he does

[24:17] not ensure that she understands what is

[24:19] happening and what she has to do and as

[24:21] a result he dies during the explanation

[24:23] because of course because that's writing

[24:26] thanks to that Lucy doesn't know what

[24:28] the f [ __ ] is going on but oh well it's

[24:30] not like he was deathly invested in this

[24:32] Mission being completed it's not like it

[24:34] means freedom and power to the world I'm

[24:37] sure he didn't really care that much the

[24:39] Grim reality of a character like will

[24:40] zig is that he isn't a character at all

[24:42] he got pulled apart by the plot and the

[24:44] need for other characters to have

[24:46] Journeys by the end he barely had any

[24:48] personal goals or motivations Beyond

[24:49] being a quest Giver to the main

[24:51] character pretty sad since Michael

[24:53] Emerson is a very solid actor and he

[24:55] only got the one episode being a mangled

[24:57] doormat NPC anyway that's him who else

[24:59] we got why don't we talk about Maximus

[25:02] the best character I'm sure all of you

[25:04] will agree everyone's favorite little

[25:07] [ __ ] whether the [ __ ] razor blade in

[25:09] a boot thing was him or the friend I

[25:11] don't I don't actually care at all it

[25:12] was so [ __ ] stupid I I wanted it to

[25:15] happen is that wrong there's good and

[25:17] all people there's good and all people

[25:19] none of it makes any sense no one should

[25:20] believe anyone could get wounded to that

[25:22] extent by stupidly shoving their leg

[25:25] into a razor bladed boot over and over

[25:27] again second there's no way to think

[25:28] that it was actually him that did it

[25:30] like there's no real evidence but a

[25:32] bunch of people do assume that it was

[25:33] him and so he gets promoted he denies

[25:36] doing it of course but expresses that he

[25:38] wants it to have happened that is

[25:39] expressly antithetical to the Creed of

[25:41] the Brotherhood of Steel in this show I

[25:44] I I I wanted it to happen is that wrong

[25:47] yes it's also a blatant admission that

[25:49] he's awful for this job on top of the

[25:51] fact that we find out the old [ __ ]

[25:52] think he probably did it anyway and not

[25:54] that it matters but why did danne think

[25:56] this wouldn't affect anyone like did you

[25:57] actually think you could butcher your

[25:58] own leg deny responsibility and no one

[26:01] would be blamed and then when that's

[26:02] actually brought up the conflict of

[26:04] Maximus having taken the fall for D self

[26:06] harm we get nothing it's erased

[26:09] immediately but who cares time for a

[26:11] promotion now he gets to be a squire

[26:14] like why well you see it takes a lot to

[26:17] sabotage your fellow Soldier and that's

[26:19] that's taken power or or something yeah

[26:22] sure whatever instead of having people

[26:23] be awesome why not have them be dumb so

[26:25] off he goes on his adventure and his kn

[26:28] gets bored and so lands for no other

[26:30] reason than [ __ ] it and then they almost

[26:33] immediately bump into the exact Trail of

[26:36] the guy they're following now bear in

[26:38] mind when sent on this Mission the

[26:40] Brotherhood are scouring the Wasteland

[26:42] for Wilzig it just so happens that these

[26:45] guys drop out on their way to one

[26:47] location and they fall right on top of

[26:49] wiig's Trail incredible so then Maximus

[26:52] just lucks out because a yau decides to

[26:54] ninja attack the Knight instead of him

[26:57] when he's not wearing any [ __ ] Armor

[26:59] at all and so the Knight is scared and

[27:01] he runs away in such a way that he

[27:02] [ __ ] kills himself I don't know he

[27:05] like breaks his neck or he's bleeding it

[27:07] doesn't matter it's just the ninja yau

[27:09] is so stupid anyway the Knight needs a

[27:11] stem to be alive and because this show

[27:13] is written by shitty cartoon children it

[27:15] it doesn't actually like make anything

[27:16] make sense he is desperate for a stim

[27:18] and so he decides while his Squire is

[27:21] collecting it to tell him how much he

[27:22] has failed and will be killed for it

[27:24] it's written like [ __ ] he's like oh why

[27:26] you taking so long to get a sim you're

[27:27] just so bad at your job I can't wait for

[27:29] you to get me my stem so that you can

[27:31] then be killed for being bad at your job

[27:33] you best get me that stem oh I'm going

[27:35] to be mad if you don't get me that St

[27:36] I'm going to die and then you'll you'll

[27:37] be in less trouble if you don't get me

[27:38] that stem so Maximus lets the night

[27:40] bleed out and that's that why did he

[27:43] leave The Squire back behind that thing

[27:45] is filled with all kinds of he gets

[27:48] contacted and supplied a replacement

[27:50] Squire and tries to put on a voice to

[27:52] trick the Brotherhood as to who they're

[27:53] speaking to this is night

[27:56] Titus over that voice doesn't sound like

[27:59] anything let alone Michael rapor I'm

[28:02] okay all good here what the [ __ ] are you

[28:05] trying to do anyway the Brotherhood send

[28:07] him a replacement and his reaction is to

[28:09] destroy his direct communication with

[28:11] them this is despite explicitly claiming

[28:14] his path to Redemption will be through

[28:16] getting the head to them meaning he will

[28:18] need to maintain contact [ __ ] the new

[28:22] Squire doesn't have any confirmation

[28:24] checks nor does he question why the

[28:25] comms are down for Titus literally one

[28:27] of those Raiders could be in the suit

[28:29] right now and he'd have no idea because

[28:30] the Brotherhood are inept all right now

[28:32] let's talk about this steel [ __ ] and

[28:34] his battle with a ghoul in which he gets

[28:36] his [ __ ] foot stuck in the floor how

[28:38] did a total [ __ ] such as yourself get

[28:41] past my defenses sorry no idiots of

[28:44] aloud we like good conversation here you

[28:46] can fly [ __ ] you kicked a rock

[28:49] so hard it destroyed a building you can

[28:51] absolutely step out from some wood how

[28:53] does a man in power armor lose a fist

[28:55] fight to a [ __ ] ghoul this fight was

[28:58] was horrible it was embarrassing why not

[29:00] have him be

[29:04] dumb all he had to do was crush the

[29:06] ghoul's head at any opportunity but no

[29:08] he kept throwing him around so then he

[29:10] bumps into a bunch of [ __ ] idiots

[29:12] trying to get into his armor and he

[29:14] fights them like he just decides I'm

[29:15] going to take you on One V whole group

[29:17] for some reason obviously he loses but

[29:19] they don't kill him how lucky so he

[29:22] comes back and the way they're going to

[29:24] beat him this time is that they're going

[29:26] to push him into his own Army so he can

[29:28] kill them what the [ __ ] are you doing

[29:30] Jasmine show our drooling friend the

[29:32] door please so he takes the identity of

[29:34] his Knight and he is sent a new Squire

[29:37] because of course his Knight is dead and

[29:39] he was The Squire you get what it do so

[29:41] he decides they need to get on the trail

[29:42] of the ghoul because these the one that

[29:44] will lead them likely to the Head they

[29:46] very cleverly point out they can follow

[29:48] the radiated Trail of the ghoul allers

[29:51] leave radiation Trails L the G to live

[29:54] you've made it possible to trace the

[29:55] whereabouts of the of the target you are

[29:57] in the radiated Wasteland you are

[30:00] surrounded by radiation what do you mean

[30:02] you're going to chase him through his

[30:04] radiated [ __ ] Trail oh lovely they've

[30:08] sent me a [ __ ] they eventually get the

[30:11] head because this show is [ __ ]

[30:13] Maximus then feels he might just tell

[30:16] his Squire that he's not actually a

[30:18] knight The Squire points out that the

[30:20] Brotherhood will probably kill him for

[30:22] this and since Maximus has not yet

[30:24] learned how to lie he fails miserably to

[30:26] explain himself [ __ ] up so much that

[30:28] he decides it's probably best to Simply

[30:31] kill his Squire yes this is real this

[30:34] show is [ __ ] real he manages to crush

[30:37] his foot underneath the foot of a power

[30:39] armor

[30:42] suit this however does not subdue his

[30:45] Squire who in turn manages to unscrew

[30:47] and remove his Fusion core it is so

[30:50] [ __ ] embarrassing and if you weren't

[30:52] already convinced of that Thaddius for

[30:54] some [ __ ] reason decided to not open

[30:58] the mask execute Maximus with his pistol

[31:00] pull out the body and use the power

[31:02] armor for himself this would certainly

[31:05] help the fact that he has trouble

[31:06] walking it would help with his carry

[31:08] load and it seems like he would be more

[31:10] than justified in doing so when Max

[31:12] killed his Knight and tried to kill him

[31:14] and he was going to leave him for dead

[31:16] anyway which I mean you might want to

[31:18] finish the job in case he escapes we

[31:20] also know that thus is absolutely

[31:22] motivated and willing to Kill Max as

[31:24] well as anyone who is standing next to

[31:26] him it's all so [ __ ] up you are either

[31:30] stupid or making fun of me either way I

[31:33] will not waste my time in any case

[31:35] Maximus is about to be eaten by Rad

[31:38] roaches everyone is happy about this

[31:40] finally the plot line can end only

[31:42] luckily for him Lucy happens to stumble

[31:44] into the scene and save his life it is

[31:46] absolutely and entirely a coincidence

[31:49] because she just happened to be in the

[31:50] area so Maximus and Lucy bump into

[31:53] fiends the two fiends shoot at Maximus

[31:55] point blank one of them misses one of

[31:57] them SHO shots him in the shoulder while

[31:59] he shooting after they have drawn

[32:01] manages to kill them both how lucky he

[32:03] then clearly shows they have clothing he

[32:06] could need knives he could need but nope

[32:08] he only takes the gun how the [ __ ]

[32:09] this accurate to fall out in any case

[32:11] because he's too cool to heal he's just

[32:13] going to let his bullet wound bleed like

[32:15] a [ __ ] upon coming close to bleeding

[32:17] out he happens to stumble across Vault 4

[32:20] with Lucy they heal them Supply them

[32:22] with antibiotics and every single

[32:24] Resource One could imagine needing what

[32:26] crazy and insane luck to have stumbled

[32:29] across something like this when you're

[32:30] bleeding out so old maxipad decides to

[32:33] have a shower eat some food relax watch

[32:36] some TV everything is fine which is

[32:39] weird when he's been trained by the

[32:40] Brotherhood of Steel for the majority of

[32:42] his life and he's surrounded by mutants

[32:44] you'd think he'd take issue but he seems

[32:47] very happy only later he spots Lucy's

[32:50] captured instead of discovering any

[32:52] context Maximus decides to go on a Todd

[32:54] rage and save Lucy when she is clearly

[32:56] [ __ ] fine try to imply he has to make

[32:59] the decision between his own comfort and

[33:01] Lucy's well-being as though this is

[33:03] development for him when he knows so

[33:04] little about what's happening that he

[33:06] has no reason to assume he's not next

[33:08] he's making the decision in this scene

[33:09] as though he's read the script and

[33:11] understands what the writers want him to

[33:12] think he's going through rather than

[33:14] what a person would actually think in

[33:16] this scenario it's so [ __ ] bad so

[33:18] upon exiting Vault 4 they decide to once

[33:21] again get back on the trail of The

[33:23] Squire The Squire with the head The

[33:25] Squire that was well ahead of them

[33:27] anyway The Squire that was calling in

[33:29] the Brotherhood they somehow catch back

[33:32] up to him imagine they were just 5

[33:35] minutes late the whole show would be

[33:37] over this is also where the Squire

[33:38] realizes he's a ghoul because the wacky

[33:40] Doctor Who fixed his foot turned him

[33:42] into a ghoul I guess in any case

[33:44] realizing he's a ghoul means that he can

[33:47] now not go back to the Brotherhood which

[33:48] means he's more than happy to submit the

[33:50] head to these two do you understand just

[33:53] how astronomical all of these [ __ ]

[33:55] coincidences are anyway Max decides the

[33:57] head will go to Lucy so she can get her

[33:59] dad back and the thus can get away he's

[34:02] just he's not going to talk about what

[34:04] happened to him so he ends up back at

[34:05] the Brotherhood for punishment keep in

[34:08] mind he's betrayed the Brotherhood

[34:10] several times including but not limited

[34:12] to the assumed violent [ __ ] up of the

[34:14] leg of a squire to prevent them from

[34:16] getting the position he then allowed his

[34:17] Knight to die and stole his identity and

[34:20] then lied about having the head to the

[34:22] whole brotherhood despite that being the

[34:24] one thing they really want and despite

[34:26] knowing where the actual one really is

[34:28] these betrayals would of course get him

[34:30] killed yeah well the leader guy says

[34:33] power is taken not given and you know

[34:36] what Maximus has clearly learned that

[34:40] and so if Maximus can complete the next

[34:42] mission he can rule with the old dude as

[34:44] his right hand man this has become so

[34:47] [ __ ] funny he injures a fellow

[34:49] Soldier and gets upgraded to Squire he

[34:51] watches his night bleed out and just

[34:53] takes his place he [ __ ] around in the

[34:55] whole Wasteland and then he lies to the

[34:57] whole Brotherhood and somehow achieves a

[34:59] promotion for the sake of the

[35:00] Brotherhood please listen him for the

[35:02] sake of the brother this [ __ ] lied and

[35:04] betrayed the brotherhood like three

[35:06] different times oh he just so happens to

[35:08] know exactly where what we need is the

[35:10] very moment he's about to be executed H

[35:13] oh I surely believe him now throw him in

[35:15] the [ __ ] Brig give us the location of

[35:17] the head and if you are telling the

[35:18] truth we might not kill you but that's

[35:21] for a world where things start to make

[35:23] sense in any case and for reasons I do

[35:26] not know how Maximus knows where moldava

[35:29] is and so he directs the Brotherhood of

[35:31] Steel over there there's a big war

[35:34] everyone dies and then he somehow ends

[35:37] up in a position where he's promoted

[35:39] again like I'm not even kidding Maximus

[35:42] fails miserably however he's seen as the

[35:46] one who killed the enemy leader this

[35:48] means that he gets to be a knight now he

[35:51] got [ __ ] promoted again what the [ __ ]

[35:55] what he just fails upward I guess guess

[35:57] it's good the writers wrote what they

[35:59] knew can't wait to see him in season 2

[36:02] what an interesting plotline filled with

[36:04] twists and turns and absolutely insane

[36:07] nonsense I assume I don't need to spend

[36:09] much time on this Maximus is a shite

[36:12] character a collection of random values

[36:14] and actions perir the scene he's

[36:16] currently occupying a pathetic

[36:18] exploration of an admittedly difficult

[36:19] toite character one whose self-centered

[36:22] and power hungry thanks to a history of

[36:24] understanding that the Brotherhood

[36:25] represents that very power he never had

[36:28] he likes the idea of being seen as the

[36:30] stalwart hero of the people but can't

[36:32] escape his selfish nature they awkwardly

[36:35] and wonky walk him through coffee

[36:37] stained photocopies of better scenes

[36:39] where in theory his ethics would be

[36:41] tested yet in actuality he continuously

[36:44] stumbles around with a scornful face

[36:46] until the story can come to a temporary

[36:48] end what an unlikable piece of [ __ ] his

[36:52] final significant Act was that of trying

[36:54] to help Lucy by sending the Brotherhood

[36:56] of Steel to the Observatory a place the

[36:59] Brotherhood then bombard with all kinds

[37:01] of artillery she could literally have

[37:03] died within the first 5 minutes of the

[37:05] assault and he doesn't seem to recognize

[37:07] that at all when making the decision in

[37:09] fact a good summary of Maximus as a

[37:11] character would be to describe events in

[37:12] episode one that his friend covers for

[37:15] him and treats him well while everyone

[37:16] else in the Brotherhood kicks the [ __ ]

[37:18] out of him and when that same friend

[37:20] gets promoted Maximus is so angry about

[37:23] it he screams at a toilet the sad part

[37:25] being Max's Elation and approval Ral of

[37:27] danne's injury meaning we can't even

[37:29] imagine he was angry that he'd be left

[37:31] alone he's literally just a pathetic

[37:33] jealous vacuum of potential he's

[37:36] actually just like Finn only where he

[37:38] was robbed of a trilogy's worth of

[37:39] development in favor of sing for raid

[37:42] Palpatine Max here was tanking his own

[37:44] Potential from the first second he had

[37:46] on screen [ __ ] Maximus he's a boring

[37:48] loser but hey with him out the way it'

[37:51] be nice to check out you know some some

[37:53] of the good characters right why not

[37:55] Lucy Everyone likes L Lucy great let's

[37:58] talk about Lucy once she leaves the

[37:59] Vault after that initial rid she ends up

[38:02] setting up at night with a fire lucky

[38:04] for her she happens to cross paths with

[38:06] the main man of the show The One

[38:09] everyone is after Mr Wiig he warns her

[38:12] how stupid it is to sleep with a fire

[38:14] out in the open at night when I would

[38:16] argue it's monumentally stupider for him

[38:18] to be sitting down next to her when he's

[38:20] the most Wanted Man in the Wasteland at

[38:22] that point he's very much not able to

[38:24] defend himself and he's carrying

[38:26] material that means open free and clean

[38:28] energy to the people of California he

[38:30] considers his mission to be of utmost

[38:32] importance and he's gambling it all on

[38:34] some lady he sees which kind of looks

[38:36] like it would be a trap but I mean

[38:38] writing is hard these days so shut the

[38:41] [ __ ] up I just want to point it out this

[38:42] man is directly connected to mava and

[38:45] that is the exact person that Lucy wants

[38:47] to see what a coincidence it doesn't

[38:49] matter we're moving on Lucy decides to

[38:51] check one place in one town and it just

[38:53] so happens to be the place that has been

[38:55] paid to protect Wilzig wow what a

[38:58] coincidence and she just so happened to

[39:00] meet him the prior night wow

[39:02] unfortunately for them the ghoul is

[39:04] sitting right outside and he wants

[39:06] Wilzig too for the Bounty oh no how

[39:11] inconvenient if only it had been

[39:13] literally any other store in any other

[39:16] town at any other time hell if only will

[39:19] zig had walked in through the back a

[39:21] gosh Dawn this just so happens to also

[39:24] be the time that Maximus arrives all of

[39:26] these events happening at exactly the

[39:29] same time are the whole reason anything

[39:30] happens in this show in any case she

[39:32] ends up having to take the head because

[39:35] Mr Wilzig kicks the bucket she settles

[39:37] down for the night with a fire after

[39:40] being advised not to because [ __ ] it oh

[39:42] and she passes an assaultron look it's

[39:44] an assaultron reference it has no

[39:47] relevance to anything it's references

[39:50] remember this and no story she is then

[39:52] sidetracked and attacked by a gulper you

[39:54] guys should seriously understand that

[39:56] Lucy was lucky as [ __ ] to have been

[39:57] attacked by this thing and not eaten

[39:59] whole when it has the same ninja Powers

[40:01] as the yau also had she simply walked by

[40:03] this area the ghoul would have caught up

[40:05] with her killed her taken the head and

[40:07] the show would have been over that gulp

[40:09] is Saving Lives the ghoul eventually

[40:11] catches up to her and they have a tussle

[40:13] she bites off his finger and so he cuts

[40:16] off hers I got that

[40:20] H bit me lucky for her just minutes

[40:24] later she gets a new finger from a Rob

[40:27] robot that wants to carve her up for

[40:28] organs anyway that makes sense you see

[40:31] the ghoul wants to trade her in for

[40:32] vials so that he doesn't go feral

[40:34] regardless she's strapped down at the

[40:36] arms but not the legs allowing her to

[40:39] escape with ease by somehow kicking the

[40:41] saw into her restraints to then [ __ ] up

[40:44] the robot with a defibrillator not sure

[40:46] that any of that works but whatever she

[40:49] then forces the release of ghouls who

[40:51] are kept in cages and are feral as a

[40:54] result of this everyone dies and she

[40:56] doesn't seem to realize it's her fault

[40:58] my name is Martha your name is Martha

[40:59] why did you say that she even kills one

[41:03] herself and doesn't deal well with that

[41:05] fact for about a minute and then it

[41:06] never comes up again the irony being

[41:08] that she provides vials to Mr ghoul

[41:11] outside without realizing that she could

[41:13] have given them to Martha who is like a

[41:15] ghoul inside instead of just shooting

[41:17] her it's amazing that Lucy just keeps

[41:20] winning Despite All Odds that she should

[41:22] lose at least she earns it right it's

[41:24] not like it's insane luck every single

[41:27] SLE [ __ ] time I didn't even mention

[41:29] the time that Maximus outran a [ __ ]

[41:31] bullet to save her not to mention the

[41:32] ghoul deciding not to kill her a million

[41:35] times in a row whereas he would have

[41:36] killed anyone else but I mean whatever

[41:38] she's quirky she's fun she's aloof she

[41:41] makes she's a funny decision I mean

[41:42] credit to the actor but the writing is

[41:44] horrendous oh for [ __ ] sake Lucy

[41:46] didn't even loot the super duper M man

[41:48] how do you forget to do that in a

[41:49] Fallout show she didn't grab up

[41:51] additional clothing water food ammo guns

[41:54] or even a [ __ ] bag for anything she

[41:56] might find but she sure did grab a

[41:58] reference something she drops in just

[42:00] over an episode without using remember

[42:03] this remember this remember this and no

[42:04] story oh she walks out of there like she

[42:06] owns the place and leaves every valuable

[42:09] resource to the next scavenger that'll

[42:11] simply waddle by anyway she's about to

[42:14] die from radiation but she stumbles

[42:16] across maximus in his suit pleased to

[42:18] make your acquaintance actually let's

[42:20] get the other bit of politeness taken

[42:21] care of shall we what the bloody bloody

[42:24] bloody hell are you doing here and she

[42:26] does this when he's about to die by

[42:29] being eaten by Rad roaches wait hang the

[42:31] [ __ ] on hold the [ __ ] phone this

[42:33] ain't even some big coincidence it's a

[42:35] good old gosh darn plot hole fadus left

[42:38] in the night with the head and Lucy is

[42:40] following the tracker she placed in the

[42:42] head she would then trace it to its

[42:44] realtime location meaning she should be

[42:47] far away and moving in a completely

[42:50] different direction how do you [ __ ] up

[42:52] so much in your stupid goddamn show I

[42:55] really want to believe you but

[42:57] practically every person I've met up

[42:58] here has tried to kill me woman this is

[43:01] the one man who took 25 bullets for you

[43:04] in

[43:11] Philly they have a conversation while he

[43:14] is tanking bullet after bullet for her

[43:17] how the [ __ ] does she not remember this

[43:19] she cited this and so they happily save

[43:23] each other by her releasing him from the

[43:25] suit and him providing her here right

[43:27] away so she bumps into the fiends with

[43:29] Maximus and then they end up in Vault 4

[43:31] because they're looking for a solution

[43:33] only Lucy's end of the story is that she

[43:35] spots that the people of Vault 4 drink

[43:38] blood and decorate themselves in the

[43:40] ashes of the Dead while saying blood

[43:42] must spill to bring Shady Sands back

[43:45] what did they mean by this now seriously

[43:47] what did you mean by the people who like

[43:48] the NCR and Shady Sands being obsessive

[43:51] naked blood drinking Ash bathing weirdos

[43:53] anyway she tells Maximus none of this

[43:55] while saying they should leave this is

[43:57] what we call [ __ ] she wasn't allowed

[43:59] on floor 12 and yet she went to floor 12

[44:03] where there was like horrible

[44:04] experiments and stuff it turns out the

[44:05] experiments aren't actually experiments

[44:07] they just they're trying to save people

[44:09] or something it just it looks really bad

[44:11] but it isn't actually that bad it

[44:13] doesn't really make any sense cuz of

[44:14] course why would you just tell people

[44:15] that's what's going on instead she

[44:16] assumes the whis and tries to stop them

[44:18] throws some acid in someone's face it's

[44:20] this whole thing anyway after all of

[44:21] this they decide they can just let them

[44:23] go like Lucy [ __ ] all of that up and

[44:25] then Maximus does the Todd rage thing

[44:27] where he breaks a bunch of [ __ ] he also

[44:29] happens to steal I'm not kidding about

[44:31] this steal their entire source of energy

[44:34] he just pops in in his power armor and

[44:36] he's like yeah it's mine now you'd think

[44:37] there'd be consequences for something

[44:39] like this but Vault for just let him go

[44:41] with their energy source I feel like I

[44:43] should explain the cosmic fuckdy that is

[44:46] Vault 4 at this point the gist of it is

[44:48] this Vault was run by scientists who

[44:50] believe they were the best fit for the

[44:52] head of society they ran unregulated

[44:54] experiments on their vault dwellers and

[44:56] eventually those same Vault dwellers

[44:58] killed the scientists ever since the

[45:00] future generations of those very

[45:02] experiments have now taken in any way

[45:04] with Souls passing by and falling into

[45:07] their traps they take care of them and

[45:09] they Supply them with anything they need

[45:11] the vault is actually filled with people

[45:13] who are extremely welcoming however they

[45:15] have a mysterious level 12 in which no

[45:18] one is allowed to go but anyone can

[45:20] enter in level 12 they have people

[45:22] recovering from the experiments

[45:24] conducted all those years ago and you

[45:25] know they have a little cult me to pray

[45:27] to mulva to recover Shady Sands because

[45:30] many refugees from that event came to

[45:31] live here and desperately want their

[45:34] home back they drink and bathe in blood

[45:36] while smothering themselves in ashes of

[45:38] the Dead while chanting bring back Sands

[45:42] blood

[45:45] must and somehow the denisons of Vault 4

[45:49] don't see what all of that and level 12

[45:51] would mean to someone with no context

[45:54] they punish Lucy for being terrified and

[45:57] trying to help people she thinks they're

[45:58] trying to hurt obviously the common

[46:00] counter for this is but they're [ __ ]

[46:02] which is actually a common defense for

[46:04] most of the characters in this show why

[46:06] not have them be dumb but it's uniquely

[46:08] frustrating in the case of Vault 4 with

[46:10] their understanding of the situation

[46:12] their great grandparents had to escape

[46:14] Horrors and as a result we are shown the

[46:17] people who remain understand the value

[46:19] of Social and humanitarian programs they

[46:21] save surface dwellers and they try to

[46:23] bring people destroyed by

[46:25] experimentation back to a quality of

[46:27] life for causing harm to a fellow

[46:29] Survivor you are hereby sentenced to

[46:32] death not a huge surprise when she's

[46:34] [ __ ] up a society without discovering

[46:36] more context I suppose unfortunate but

[46:39] there we are

[46:41] death by banishment to the surface I get

[46:46] this is fun for shows where the stakes

[46:47] go as far as being late for school or

[46:50] missing your first date or you get

[46:51] scenes where people misunderstand

[46:53] everything leading to a payoff like this

[46:55] but these people have been through back

[46:57] they know how social cues work they

[46:59] aren't trying to scare anyone which

[47:00] means the only real defense of Vault 4

[47:03] is that they are complete [ __ ] idiots

[47:05] kind of spits in the face of them

[47:07] overthrowing scientists it also makes

[47:09] you wonder how they've gotten this far

[47:10] when they're so easy to take advantage

[47:12] of mulva and her group of Raiders could

[47:15] easily have taken Vault 4 if they

[47:16] stumbled into it and the world is filled

[47:19] with plenty of groups like that it's a

[47:21] bit odd to portray them somewhat Savvy

[47:23] in human interaction health and security

[47:25] to then do the opposite of that straight

[47:27] away I mean it's funny how the peaceful

[47:29] loving understanding people of Vault 4

[47:31] grab a [ __ ] Harpoon the second a

[47:34] person who's been experimented on might

[47:35] have gotten out of their cage it

[47:37] definitely matches their approach and

[47:39] their characters and it's not at all a

[47:40] thing that happened to bait and switch

[47:42] the audience why do they not have

[47:43] Security on their entire Energy System

[47:46] why would you reward people with freedom

[47:47] and two we supplies when they actively

[47:49] try to sabotage your Society why tie her

[47:52] up why have a rig a rooll of a ceremony

[47:54] and word everything in such a way that a

[47:55] person being punished would believe they

[47:57] are about to die when that is entirely

[47:59] the opposite of your intentions why

[48:00] wouldn't they show newcomers what they

[48:02] do on level 12 instead of letting people

[48:04] stumble across it I already know yeah

[48:06] they're [ __ ] that's how this whole

[48:08] show Works everyone we've just met is

[48:10] now a complete joke despite the

[48:12] histories they share nothing that took

[48:14] place meant anything for both weight and

[48:16] consequence outside of a small hiccup

[48:18] our characters made decisions that they

[48:20] should reckon with but don't and it's

[48:22] all because this was like a side mission

[48:25] in a video game and S attire apparently

[48:27] means tossing [ __ ] at a wall this

[48:29] defensive and reflexive shutdown of

[48:31] Standards means the show no longer

[48:33] requires dramatic weight consideration

[48:35] or consequence once the plot line is

[48:38] over and the writers want to do

[48:39] something else we can pull the its

[48:41] satire card and be done with it and I

[48:43] think we all know that if this show

[48:45] actually behaved just like a video game

[48:47] with characters walking around like NPCs

[48:50] or experiencing loading screens or

[48:52] choosing to enter prior saves it would

[48:54] not be considered a boon to the

[48:56] experience

[48:57] that would destroy the already very

[48:59] crippled TV show Stakes turns out they

[49:02] are different mediums it also turns out

[49:05] it's much more complicated as to what

[49:06] the correct decisions are when balancing

[49:08] tone and maintaining stakes in an

[49:10] adaptation but you throwing enough

[49:12] references and it doesn't matter anymore

[49:14] that's why they're willing to let the

[49:15] whole society die with the two newcomers

[49:17] leaving Lucy convinces Maximus to give

[49:20] back the power source though so I guess

[49:22] there's that do you know Maximus only

[49:23] has the power armor here because the

[49:25] people of Vault 4 picked it up and we

[49:27] found his armor our surface foragers are

[49:29] bringing it back now how the [ __ ] did

[49:30] you find that armor how did you know it

[49:33] belonged to Maximus which is funny cuz

[49:35] it Doesn't how the [ __ ] did you move it

[49:37] back and move it back so fast the thing

[49:39] weighs tons why are you so invested in

[49:42] getting it back to him why did any of

[49:44] this insane [ __ ] happen because we

[49:46] don't do consequence

[49:49] here so Lucy's all about doing good

[49:51] deeds right and she finds out that

[49:53] Maximus L A man bleed to death and he

[49:55] took his armor when he was sworn to

[49:57] protect him he was threatening me so

[49:59] instead of helping him I watched him die

[50:00] he mentions he was threatening him but

[50:02] he also rejects the idea that he's a

[50:03] good man which is correct I mean part of

[50:06] why this is so frustrating is that he

[50:07] just lies to her probably should have

[50:09] put this in the Maximus portion but [ __ ]

[50:11] it he aims the gun and doesn't shoot he

[50:13] aims again and doesn't shoot he then

[50:14] thinks about aiming and doesn't shoot he

[50:16] then aims and doesn't shoot yet again he

[50:19] then watches as his Knight is being torn

[50:21] apart by the stupid [ __ ] yaay clearly

[50:23] thinking about how happy he would be if

[50:25] he could just get into that suit he

[50:27] absolutely chose to abandon his Knight

[50:29] to the yau leading to his death well

[50:31] before he threatened him and besides in

[50:34] actuality the threat Titus gives him is

[50:36] just a description of the repercussions

[50:38] the Brotherhood will have for Maximus

[50:39] thanks to his inaction during that

[50:41] sequence the same Brotherhood that Lucy

[50:44] says Maximus should follow the values of

[50:46] the show thinks Maximus was not only

[50:48] telling the truth here but that he's

[50:50] developing as a person and getting some

[50:51] repercussions for his actions you know

[50:54] taking accountability which he's

[50:55] absolutely not doing he lies and then

[50:58] the show has Lucy equate her experiences

[51:00] with his just threw acid in an innocent

[51:02] man's face the Wasteland sucks yeah

[51:05] absolute [ __ ] to get back to Lucy though

[51:08] it is a problem that she doesn't care

[51:10] it's like one of the most obvious ways

[51:11] to have had an interesting conflict but

[51:13] they just have her not care about it at

[51:15] all she doesn't want to know any more

[51:16] context she just wants to move on they

[51:18] made it clear that she appreciates

[51:20] context when judging conflict but I

[51:22] guess she doesn't anymore especially

[51:24] since she gives up on it entirely when

[51:26] it comes to malava but we'll get to that

[51:29] instead of her pursuing more information

[51:31] she says oh I threw some acid in an

[51:34] innocent man's face the Wasteland sucks

[51:36] as if what she did is even remotely

[51:38] close when she was under the impression

[51:40] for good reason that these people were

[51:42] being experimented on against their will

[51:44] meanwhile Maximus just wanted more power

[51:46] it's pretty boring lame and totally not

[51:48] in her character but whatever let's go

[51:50] so Lucy and Maximus end up with thus

[51:53] like I said I cannot understate just how

[51:55] incredibly [ __ ] lucky these idiot monges

[51:57] saw throughout the whole show but

[51:59] whatever it's fun fun fun fun so after

[52:00] they split up she enters the observatory

[52:03] safe house and sees It's a Wonderful

[52:05] Refuge where everyone is safe and happy

[52:07] a lot is revealed that we can go over in

[52:09] a moment and she realizes her dad is a

[52:12] bad man though she manages to watch her

[52:14] dad open up power armor and toss out a

[52:16] dead man while jumping in even though

[52:18] it's the one thing she absolutely would

[52:20] not want him to be able to do like this

[52:21] whole thing happened right in front of a

[52:23] field of view what are you doing anyway

[52:25] Lucy by the end of the season has no

[52:26] clue what the [ __ ] she's doing and has

[52:28] to rethink basically all of everything

[52:30] but she did say okey doie which made it

[52:32] all worth it outside of the obvious

[52:34] being Ella Pell is an awesome actress

[52:36] let's talk about this character I may

[52:38] end up looking like

[52:42] you I'll never be like you when looking

[52:45] back you can see exactly what the plan

[52:47] was for Lucy she's meant to be the aloof

[52:49] naive fish out of water moving through

[52:51] the world with fun reactions to all

[52:53] kinds of silly and serious events

[52:55] eventually she'll learn the world is

[52:57] Harsh and cruel and she'll need to

[53:00] become a killer there you are you little

[53:07] killer we see a lot of this throughout

[53:10] exemplified by her compliance in almost

[53:12] everything Vault related but the

[53:14] progression is entirely wonky and often

[53:17] times a straightforward assassination

[53:19] you can't have the fish out of water

[53:21] girl who is naive on every single event

[53:24] in the show while also having her

[53:26] starting scenes be that of a deep and

[53:29] horrifying event in the totality of her

[53:32] first interaction with people from

[53:33] Beyond The Vault she witnesses her

[53:35] lifelong friends and family getting

[53:38] horrifically attacked and murdered on

[53:40] top of her father getting kidnapped and

[53:42] all of that after sleeping with a man

[53:44] claiming to be someone he wasn't right

[53:46] before he tries to kill her this has

[53:48] almost no effect on her approach to

[53:50] anything she talks to everyone as though

[53:52] they'll be very cordial and friendly

[53:55] including but not limited to a man who's

[53:56] actually killing people right in front

[53:58] of her just before she speaks to him not

[54:00] entirely dissimilar in style to what she

[54:02] previously experienced you have that you

[54:04] have the impact of a chopped off finger

[54:06] being entirely forgotten in just an

[54:08] episode you have a missing out on

[54:09] several opportunities when it comes to

[54:11] standard interactions and her attitude

[54:13] in general you have this girl this

[54:15] bubbly fun girl from a world where

[54:17] violence is as rare as a birth she's

[54:20] happily holding a severed human head and

[54:22] chatting with it not long after simply

[54:24] deciding that yes she will SE it off

[54:26] it's a fun performance but it's nowhere

[54:29] near the behavior you develop when

[54:31] having lived this person's life nor is

[54:33] it representative of that person having

[54:34] experienced the trauma that she did

[54:36] Lucy's awkward demeanor is highlighted

[54:38] by even her fellow Vault dwellers and

[54:40] stands in direct opposition to the much

[54:42] more normal disposition and attitude of

[54:44] her father the man who would have had

[54:46] the biggest influence in her development

[54:48] people try to explain her by saying

[54:50] she's a vault dweller when she can come

[54:51] across as strange even to them her

[54:54] reactions to every one of the people she

[54:55] loves and has lived with for years

[54:57] getting murdered is very restrained in

[55:00] the opening I understand they did this

[55:02] deliberately I think it's a mistake they

[55:04] won't let her portray a more powerful

[55:06] set of emotions as her life is being

[55:08] destroyed in front of her eyes it's

[55:10] downright awkward when her father is

[55:12] drowning a man in front of her she's

[55:14] like oh well she watches a friend get

[55:17] his neck torn out and she doesn't seem

[55:19] to care all that much about him the time

[55:21] they allow Ella a chance to show what

[55:23] she can do emotionally is when her

[55:25] father gets kidnapped probably one of

[55:26] the best few isolated seconds of the

[55:29] entire show you are my

[55:35] world but this stands in opposition to

[55:38] her prior emotional engagement and it

[55:40] continues in her incredibly subdued

[55:42] reaction to the world for the first time

[55:44] she sees it as far as she knows anyway

[55:47] witnessing a landscape outside of the

[55:49] Vault a horizon the sky the insane

[55:52] nature of this Wasteland I feel like we

[55:54] had better reactions from Rebecca

[55:55] Ferguson in Silo and she was only

[55:57] looking at pictures of the outside world

[55:59] and this issue permeates through to the

[56:01] smallest of stuff like how Lucy will

[56:03] walk by a Brahman and just sort of smile

[56:05] it should already be special to her as a

[56:08] cow but it has two heads she'll show

[56:10] less emotion when seeing people murdered

[56:12] than when she decides to help out

[56:16] Wilzig gosh damn it okay her curiosity

[56:20] and shock are incredibly selective and

[56:22] I'm inclined to believe it was entirely

[56:24] a direction problem because I know what

[56:26] she's capable of and some of the

[56:28] reactions are just strange and it makes

[56:30] it so much harder to take any of the

[56:32] heartache she experiences seriously we

[56:34] don't see any kind of emotionally

[56:36] charged decisions representative of the

[56:38] trauma she sustained instead she

[56:40] continues to behave as the Lucy

[56:41] archetype they built in episode 1 until

[56:44] the finale realization it's not about

[56:46] her continuous reference to do unto

[56:48] others as you would have them do unto

[56:50] you it's about how she continuously gets

[56:52] taken advantage of and surprised when

[56:54] she simply doesn't have the back story

[56:56] to support it the show wants you to

[56:58] think she has it but you need to Simply

[57:00] remember what's happened to her I

[57:01] assumed she had at least learned

[57:03] something by the time of reaching

[57:04] Maximus but those assumptions were

[57:06] dashed when her willingness to trust the

[57:08] fiends rather than keeping a gun trained

[57:10] on them almost costs Maximus his life

[57:12] especially when he warned her

[57:14] excessively Lucy will actively baffle me

[57:16] in that she will explain just how much

[57:18] she absolutely cannot bring herself to

[57:20] kill the ghoul or leave him to die you

[57:23] see those actions would be outside of

[57:24] her ethical system all right gotcha but

[57:27] then not seen later she has to be

[57:29] convinced to save a man who is not only

[57:31] offering to save her life but has taken

[57:33] as many as 25 bullets for her previously

[57:36] Maximus is a [ __ ] but she has no reason

[57:39] to think he's anything other than a

[57:41] saint and so Lucy's ethical system will

[57:43] dictate that she will save the mass

[57:45] murdering ghoul in a heartbeat but when

[57:47] it comes to a man who saved her life and

[57:50] is currently suffering while offering to

[57:52] save her life again well apparently

[57:54] she's going to need some convincing for

[57:56] that one Lucy often gets reset because

[57:58] they don't want to lose the bubbly

[58:00] nature until we're closer to the end she

[58:02] went through something more horrific

[58:03] than many wastelanders have they utterly

[58:06] squander the characterization and it's

[58:07] propped up as something special we

[58:09] missed out on one of the only

[58:10] interesting conflicts of morality she

[58:12] could have had with Maximus cuz the

[58:14] writers didn't know how to handle it and

[58:15] then she swallows hookline and sinker

[58:17] the entire story Mula feeds to her which

[58:20] is probably my biggest problem with how

[58:22] they wrote this character Lucy is now

[58:24] looking at the woman who is respons ible

[58:26] for the death of many of her lifelong

[58:28] friends and family what she hears from

[58:30] Mula about her interests don't come

[58:32] [ __ ] close to being representative of

[58:34] her actions in the vault she could have

[58:36] dropped a necklace on a random ghoul she

[58:38] can easily lie about Lucy's father in

[58:40] any way shape and form ultimately Lucy

[58:43] has no clue nor reason to believe any of

[58:45] this yet she buys in fully a huge

[58:48] betrayal of the way they built her

[58:49] throughout they imply her connection to

[58:51] her mother is stronger than with her

[58:53] father this is despite the fact that she

[58:55] spent the vast majority of her life with

[58:57] her father and not her mother it's

[58:59] actually extremely annoying that Lucy is

[59:01] convinced by such a shitty story you see

[59:04] her mother realized there was a

[59:05] civilization outside because their water

[59:08] was being siphoned off when that can be

[59:10] explained easily by a loss of water

[59:12] through damage through someone siphoning

[59:14] it from within the Vault or through some

[59:16] animals getting at it in fact there are

[59:18] countless explanations before thinking

[59:20] Humanity has reemerged besides the show

[59:23] supports that she was correct but Vault

[59:25] 33 is in the middle of a wasteland

[59:27] desert there's no town for Miles who is

[59:30] actually siphoning the water what was

[59:32] happening and even if it were happening

[59:34] Hank was absolutely right do not wander

[59:36] the [ __ ] radiated Wasteland to Simply

[59:39] check if there are people outside and if

[59:42] you decide you have to you need to

[59:44] confirm it's safe do not randomly

[59:47] endanger the children are you insane in

[59:51] any case if Rose truly believed there

[59:53] were people outside that she just had to

[59:55] get to then why does nobody else in the

[59:57] vault know this story why is it that

[59:59] Rose would have left with the two kids

[1:00:01] and not told anyone about this

[1:00:02] incredible news would she not convince

[1:00:05] them as part of the goal of the Vault

[1:00:07] that they need to get out there and

[1:00:08] restart civilization wouldn't she at

[1:00:10] least leave them a note nobody should be

[1:00:13] buying this story and it's a Pity Lucy

[1:00:15] does though not the only instance

[1:00:18] considering she also bought the story

[1:00:19] from Vault 4 after a few seconds of

[1:00:21] explanation and a contextless clip it's

[1:00:24] as though despite her stating other wise

[1:00:26] that she has no idea people can lie

[1:00:28] she's also supposed to be so Adept at

[1:00:31] conflict deescalation along with

[1:00:33] experiencing some of the worst pieces of

[1:00:35] [ __ ] in the Wasteland I guess she didn't

[1:00:37] listen to the ghouls advice as what

[1:00:39] people say they

[1:00:41] did and what they really did somehow

[1:00:44] we're now at a point where people who

[1:00:45] spend the entire show dead are being

[1:00:47] assassinated as well look if you want to

[1:00:49] have it so that she realizes she can't

[1:00:51] even trust her father as some kind of

[1:00:53] Arc you can't have it so that mava the

[1:00:55] Hy murderer convinces her he's a piece

[1:00:57] of [ __ ] that doesn't make any [ __ ]

[1:01:00] sense and it's indicative of the

[1:01:02] absolute laziness of this script and no

[1:01:04] I'm not even in the adjacent dimension

[1:01:06] of accepting Lucy unlocked all of her

[1:01:09] memories and realized the truth when she

[1:01:11] saw mother ghoul as an explanation when

[1:01:13] it comes to something this important you

[1:01:15] cannot rely on your garbled perspective

[1:01:18] of your own early childhood memories

[1:01:20] especially when someone you absolutely

[1:01:22] cannot trust who has a vested interest

[1:01:24] in you joining her side is manipulating

[1:01:26] you and what a convenience that the

[1:01:28] six-year-old simply didn't remember any

[1:01:30] of it before now consequently it would

[1:01:33] have gotten in the way of the story

[1:01:34] otherwise but of course they then later

[1:01:36] have Cal mclin confirm it all through

[1:01:38] just the shittiest dialogue they rushed

[1:01:41] the end and as a result Lucy is just a

[1:01:42] tool of the writers to encourage a sense

[1:01:45] of haha Fish Out of Water but oh wow

[1:01:47] deep character realizes father bad wow

[1:01:50] oh boy this Wasteland is tough but hey

[1:01:52] that's okay we haven't gotten to the

[1:01:54] best character yet have we the

[1:01:56] if we fast forward to when he's in the

[1:01:57] town it's so strange that he's willing

[1:01:59] to attack basically everybody when if

[1:02:01] they get one shot in his head he's just

[1:02:03] dead which by the way is very easy for

[1:02:05] anyone to pull off but they don't it's

[1:02:07] kind of crazy because he just shoots

[1:02:09] everybody but when it comes to Lucy no

[1:02:11] no no no he'll consider He he'll think

[1:02:13] about it which is odd considering his

[1:02:15] history you'd think Vault dwellers are

[1:02:17] not exactly people he cares about that

[1:02:19] much I mean we see him try to kill her

[1:02:21] several times it's just that whenever he

[1:02:23] has a chance to actually do it he

[1:02:24] doesn't in any case after Mr Maximus

[1:02:26] tanks the shot for Lucy Mr ghoul over

[1:02:29] here decides he's not going to stop I

[1:02:31] was trying to count it in the scene I

[1:02:32] think he fires nearly 30 rounds at the

[1:02:35] power armor it's absolutely [ __ ] nuts

[1:02:37] mainly because they don't do anything

[1:02:39] the only reason he has a chance at

[1:02:41] surviving this fight is because Maximus

[1:02:43] is [ __ ] and he gets his foot stuck

[1:02:45] though it is curious that the ghoul

[1:02:46] wants to defeat maximus in a one-on-one

[1:02:48] and spends 30 shots on him not killing

[1:02:51] him it's almost as though he's unaware

[1:02:53] of a very obvious weak spot that he

[1:02:54] could take advantage of seriously he

[1:02:56] keeps chucking him instead of crushing

[1:02:57] his head so anyway when catching up to

[1:03:00] Lucy she's accidentally had the head get

[1:03:02] eaten by some giant fish thing this

[1:03:04] means the ghoul tries to use hair as

[1:03:06] bait to get the fish up so he can try

[1:03:08] and get access to the Head oi you

[1:03:10] [ __ ] goober are you aware that bait

[1:03:12] is supposed to be on the hook for this

[1:03:14] to work oh wait we can't do it that way

[1:03:16] cuz Lucy would have died unless you luck

[1:03:18] out and it just eats the hook how the

[1:03:20] [ __ ] you strong enough to pull that out

[1:03:22] of the water what unfortunately because

[1:03:24] he's a hyper [ __ ] he leaves his vials

[1:03:27] in his bag next to the girl next to the

[1:03:30] monster like look at this shot here he's

[1:03:31] left his bag which has all the material

[1:03:33] that prevents him from going feral right

[1:03:35] in the middle of the fight between the

[1:03:37] girl and the giant fish so unfortunately

[1:03:39] the vials get destroyed my goodness what

[1:03:43] sudden and dilapidating retardation

[1:03:45] maybe he would have had better luck if

[1:03:47] he just shot the [ __ ] thing with his

[1:03:49] gun instead of trying to poke it there

[1:03:51] wouldn't be any concern of damaging the

[1:03:53] head when he's a sharpshooter and

[1:03:55] there's a a difference between this

[1:03:56] thing's head and its stomach however

[1:03:58] lucky for him when he trades the girl

[1:04:00] for vials she does that whole insane

[1:04:02] escape and then she provides vials to

[1:04:05] him he gets enough so that he can

[1:04:07] actually get into the Super mod and take

[1:04:09] advantage of a full chest of vials he

[1:04:11] starts putting them in his [ __ ] hat

[1:04:13] just take the chest anyway he sleeps for

[1:04:15] just too long and gets knocked out and

[1:04:17] kidnapped by people who want him dead

[1:04:19] though he doesn't die

[1:04:21] because they're [ __ ] yay you did yes

[1:04:26] why not have him be dumbb the lucky [ __ ]

[1:04:28] is then allowed to sew his finger back

[1:04:30] on and then they try to kill him and he

[1:04:32] somehow escapes

[1:04:34] because what can I even say the funny

[1:04:36] thing is they want to kill him for what

[1:04:38] he did at the super duper Mt but he he

[1:04:40] didn't do it he could have said he

[1:04:42] didn't do it there was nothing to lose

[1:04:43] it almost comes across as him covering

[1:04:45] for Lucy but he could just make up a

[1:04:47] person that attacked the place he could

[1:04:49] you know lie and say he stumbled in

[1:04:51] after which is actually partially true

[1:04:54] it felt like there was nothing that was

[1:04:55] going to drag him into the main story

[1:04:57] again so they had to just spawn these

[1:04:59] guys and spawn them they did and kill

[1:05:01] them he did only to then spot a wanted

[1:05:04] poster of mulva someone he recognizes

[1:05:07] from his past but then why the [ __ ] is

[1:05:09] this the first time he's seeing this

[1:05:11] he's a bounty hunter she's famous you're

[1:05:13] telling me he gets woken up and

[1:05:15] discovers as much information as he can

[1:05:17] on a bounty that was spread across six

[1:05:19] agencies but he's never come across Mula

[1:05:22] AR we told several times that she's like

[1:05:25] world famous this is the first he's come

[1:05:27] AC okay whatever fine he then somehow

[1:05:30] found and killed Rufus a man who was

[1:05:32] sent by molda to pay Tommy who he then

[1:05:35] also found to find out where Mula is the

[1:05:38] ghoul then kills Tommy because Tommy

[1:05:41] wanted retribution for his brother

[1:05:42] something the ghoul predicted but then

[1:05:45] he turns his back and slowly walks away

[1:05:47] from the father whose Sons he just

[1:05:49] killed I guess there's no worry of

[1:05:51] Retribution there the next significant

[1:05:53] time we see him he kills a whole

[1:05:55] Battalion of Brotherhood including three

[1:05:58] power armor suits by hitting them in

[1:05:59] their weak spots the way they edit it

[1:06:01] you'd be forgiven for thinking he killed

[1:06:03] like seven of them absolutely sad and

[1:06:06] pathetic if you're so good at killing

[1:06:08] them why'd you waste 30 shots on Maximus

[1:06:11] and don't give me that [ __ ] about

[1:06:12] armor piercing rounds [ __ ]

[1:06:14] clearly has those same rounds in Philly

[1:06:16] and even if he didn't why did he then

[1:06:18] retardedly spend 30 shots on Armor he

[1:06:20] knows he can't penetrate it's not like

[1:06:22] ammo is precious in the Wasteland anyway

[1:06:25] the ghoul has Hank on the ropes and

[1:06:27] chooses not to shoot him in the weak

[1:06:28] spot instead grazing him in the face

[1:06:31] when this is lampshaded as antithetical

[1:06:32] he says he's going to follow him like a

[1:06:34] stuck pig which first of all is not how

[1:06:37] he's done anything in this season but

[1:06:39] second why not get your answers now how

[1:06:42] the [ __ ] you going to follow him you

[1:06:43] didn't shoot him with a Tracker you

[1:06:45] grazed his face which takes us to the

[1:06:47] end of this season for the ghoul he's

[1:06:49] going to chase Hank and he's going to

[1:06:50] take Lucy with him now for some reason

[1:06:52] he's also got dog meat like if I was to

[1:06:54] trace this story he stabs the dog to

[1:06:57] death he then stimpacks it back to life

[1:06:59] he then ditches it at the spooky monster

[1:07:02] head sequence which doesn't make any

[1:07:04] sense they want me convinced the dog

[1:07:06] will follow him this far but then she

[1:07:08] just decides to stop as he slowly walks

[1:07:10] away after the giant fish pot regardless

[1:07:12] the ghoul then picks the dog back up

[1:07:14] because he coincidentally stumbles

[1:07:16] across here in a nacac cola coola thingy

[1:07:18] I assume from there the dog will be His

[1:07:20] companion in season 2 but like did the

[1:07:22] writers watch the show the dog was

[1:07:24] brought up in entirely by Wilzig she

[1:07:27] would have loved him more than anything

[1:07:28] entirely as loyal and as passionate as

[1:07:30] one would expect a dog to be the ghoul

[1:07:32] injured the hell out of Wilzig and the

[1:07:34] dog attacked him for it he get the stab

[1:07:37] he then provides the instant heal which

[1:07:38] she's not going to understand and she

[1:07:40] doesn't continue attacking the guy

[1:07:42] [ __ ] stabbed her shot her master the

[1:07:45] dog would not show trust or loyalty to

[1:07:48] the [ __ ] ghoul the worst part is how

[1:07:50] the dog doesn't seem to give a single

[1:07:52] [ __ ] about wiig's well-being she just

[1:07:54] moves along to team up with the ghoul

[1:07:56] none of this is emotionally satisfying

[1:07:58] and none of it makes any sense I think

[1:08:00] there was an idea of the dog following

[1:08:02] wiig's sent to his body hence the

[1:08:04] ghoul's reaction here to now having a

[1:08:06] lead only that falls apart because if it

[1:08:08] were true he obviously would have caught

[1:08:10] up to Luc and Wilzig considering how

[1:08:12] ridiculously slow they were moving

[1:08:14] instead they show them leaving at

[1:08:16] nighttime why that means they waited so

[1:08:19] long they didn't leave until Wilzig had

[1:08:21] died if the dog wanted to find her

[1:08:23] master then why is she not only not

[1:08:25] attacking the ghoul but waiting around

[1:08:28] for him they even want you to think the

[1:08:29] ghoul is using the dog to find the head

[1:08:31] through her interest in following Wiig

[1:08:33] scent in episode 7 the scent of this

[1:08:36] [ __ ] head I feel like they knew they

[1:08:38] just had to have a dog and didn't give a

[1:08:40] [ __ ] to write anything for here because

[1:08:41] people like dogs and it's a reference to

[1:08:43] dog meat and that's enough just more

[1:08:45] wasted potential anyway the ghoul is

[1:08:47] just carried by Walton Goggins everyone

[1:08:49] knows that it's got nothing to do with

[1:08:51] his journey or how it's written he's a

[1:08:53] guy who can make a scene work no matter

[1:08:55] how much stupid [ __ ] is happening in it

[1:08:56] I am genuinely thankful he made the show

[1:08:58] more bearable and let's be honest it's

[1:09:00] hard to assassinate someone like the

[1:09:01] ghoul because he just does anything

[1:09:03] anyway there's not many actions he can

[1:09:05] take that someone can say is

[1:09:06] definitively out of character but

[1:09:08] believe me before the series is over

[1:09:10] they will find a way personally I

[1:09:11] couldn't give less of a [ __ ] if he finds

[1:09:13] his family but then I struggle to care

[1:09:15] about anyone in this show maybe I'll

[1:09:17] find substance in Cooper we'll get to

[1:09:19] him soon enough the ghoul however is

[1:09:21] hollow entertainment something I welcome

[1:09:24] in this bog I'm just happy to see Walton

[1:09:26] goggin shooting people in great makeup

[1:09:28] while acting you probably get two

[1:09:29] worthwhile scenes the first being his

[1:09:32] reflection on his past and future though

[1:09:33] this did feel like a scene that could

[1:09:35] have come up in any episode at any time

[1:09:36] it's essentially a meaning freebie to

[1:09:38] bank whenever you want to have the ghoul

[1:09:40] watch his past self play a character

[1:09:42] that would have killed his current self

[1:09:43] in a heartbeat to reflect on his

[1:09:46] corruption as a moment it is solid then

[1:09:48] there's the scene of him shooting his

[1:09:49] friend and eating his flesh the text

[1:09:51] being he just shot him to eat him the

[1:09:53] subtext being he just saved his friend

[1:09:55] from a horrible fate and is ultimately

[1:09:57] being pragmatic about eating him even

[1:09:59] giving him something good to think about

[1:10:01] before killing him obviously reflecting

[1:10:03] on his own potential fate still he could

[1:10:05] have been so much more but in a show

[1:10:07] with characters either entirely lacking

[1:10:09] potential or ending up inconsistent When

[1:10:11] comparing almost every connecting scene

[1:10:13] I find it refreshing that they managed

[1:10:15] to make one that is universally liked

[1:10:16] through essentially the Bass Performance

[1:10:18] they didn't even have to write much of a

[1:10:20] story and to be honest the ghoul doesn't

[1:10:23] really have one but maybe he will in in

[1:10:25] season 2 so yeah those are the three

[1:10:27] main characters the stories are mostly

[1:10:29] them bouncing around random [ __ ]

[1:10:31] happening Until the End suddenly arrives

[1:10:34] their choices what few there are seem to

[1:10:36] be a bit of a lottery and you can see

[1:10:38] it's not so much they want to tell a

[1:10:40] story with three characters going on

[1:10:42] Journeys it's more so that you just want

[1:10:43] to have stuff happen to these people

[1:10:46] random stuff just keep having random

[1:10:48] [ __ ] happen because at some point

[1:10:51] someone might realize nothing's

[1:10:52] happening we could talk about Lucy's

[1:10:54] brother he's another character I suppose

[1:10:57] his name was grimy he stayed in the

[1:10:59] vault and he was demoted for being

[1:11:01] Reckless with the door he seemed

[1:11:03] suspicious of stuff he went over to

[1:11:05] Vault 32 which has not been secured by

[1:11:08] Betty despite her knowing the truth but

[1:11:10] then again maybe she didn't in fact

[1:11:13] what's incredibly odd about the entire

[1:11:15] scenario is the utter disinterest shown

[1:11:17] by Vault 33 as to the situation in Vault

[1:11:19] 32 you'd think that after the raid

[1:11:21] they'd be interested in getting to Vault

[1:11:23] 32 as fast as possible to confirm the

[1:11:25] front vault door is closed and secured

[1:11:28] that was something that in the council

[1:11:29] scene they seemed passionately

[1:11:31] interested in you'd think they'd be

[1:11:32] interested in collecting The Pit Boys

[1:11:34] considering they all act as keys to the

[1:11:36] Vault doors for some reason and maybe

[1:11:37] they'd want to secure the Armory you'd

[1:11:39] think they'd want to just be a tiny bit

[1:11:41] invested in checking to see if anyone is

[1:11:43] alive in there perhaps hiding perhaps

[1:11:45] they need to deal with the dead it's

[1:11:47] honestly bizarre that none of them want

[1:11:49] to check to see what happened I mean the

[1:11:51] water chip gets broken and for some

[1:11:53] reason nobody including smart boy grimy

[1:11:56] suggests using the water chip from Vault

[1:11:58] 32 but like you know they're [ __ ]

[1:12:00] right that's why all of this definitely

[1:12:02] makes sense though considering the

[1:12:05] nature of both Betty and Harper did they

[1:12:07] know was there any interest from Betty

[1:12:10] or Bud as to what the [ __ ] happened in

[1:12:11] there with no contact for so long I

[1:12:14] suppose I'll have to continue on with

[1:12:15] both the idea of Betty knowing and not

[1:12:17] knowing at the same time in any case all

[1:12:20] of what happened in Vault 32 could have

[1:12:21] been revealed but it just isn't if

[1:12:24] anybody ask what we we're all have a

[1:12:25] heart attack like it's really strange

[1:12:27] that he goes over there and discovers

[1:12:29] that everyone's been dead for way longer

[1:12:31] than they could have been if the Raiders

[1:12:32] had killed them all you've got to do at

[1:12:34] that point is you know tell everyone and

[1:12:36] that easily could have happened even

[1:12:38] with Betty knowing that was a potential

[1:12:40] but whatever they weren't lucky enough

[1:12:41] to discover the truth because the people

[1:12:43] who died in 32 only scrolled we know the

[1:12:47] truth and we know what's in there in

[1:12:50] Blood on the walls like what kind of

[1:12:52] [ __ ] discovers the truth and then with

[1:12:55] the goal of informing we know the truth

[1:12:58] on the walls what the [ __ ] is wrong with

[1:13:00] you of course you killed yourself so

[1:13:02] anyway grimy knows something weird is

[1:13:04] going on and it was prompted by the way

[1:13:06] because a Raider said hey you know what

[1:13:08] the Vault 32 people weren't so innocent

[1:13:11] he heard that and then just like didn't

[1:13:13] ask him a bunch of further questions you

[1:13:15] I would personally ask him a bunch of

[1:13:17] questions so anyway then Vault 32 is

[1:13:19] like cleaned up in a day What A

[1:13:22] Difference A Day Made even grimy doesn't

[1:13:25] know how the [ __ ] they pulled that off

[1:13:27] Betty and Hopper couldn't have done it

[1:13:28] on their own we see no Mr handies in any

[1:13:30] of the vaults and if it was Bud that

[1:13:32] sorted it all out I think we're all

[1:13:33] wondering how the [ __ ] that would be

[1:13:34] possible obviously now he's very sus he

[1:13:37] even asks about his mother's pit boy

[1:13:39] because that was used to ENT to Vault 32

[1:13:41] this by the way is not worrying enough

[1:13:43] to Betty like she doesn't think grimy is

[1:13:45] compromised even though asking about

[1:13:47] that is like it's very obvious that he's

[1:13:49] discovered something in fact I'd argue

[1:13:51] it's downright out of character for him

[1:13:52] to have asked such an incriminating

[1:13:54] question to the the person he's quite

[1:13:56] suspicious of when there's no real

[1:13:57] reason he would expect to get any

[1:13:58] information that would be useful to him

[1:14:00] at all also the Raiders get poisoned so

[1:14:02] there's no more getting information from

[1:14:04] them or using them as proof so then

[1:14:06] Betty splits Vault 33 into two she sends

[1:14:09] the other half to Vault 32 when knowing

[1:14:12] Bud's plan this is bizarre there are

[1:14:15] just 35 people left after all the death

[1:14:18] and destruction with as many as five

[1:14:20] Beyond a viable age that means bud has

[1:14:23] 15 people per vol to restart their

[1:14:26] populations there is no option here

[1:14:29] other than Reawakening many managers I

[1:14:31] suppose that's a problem for season 2

[1:14:34] something season 1 didn't deal with

[1:14:36] however is Betty and Bud's decision not

[1:14:39] to pursue Hank when his knowledge not

[1:14:41] only allows their key competition to

[1:14:42] unlock Infinite Energy but that she's at

[1:14:44] least somewhat aware of their operations

[1:14:47] and intent but they seem to think that's

[1:14:49] all fine and they can continue as normal

[1:14:52] that's a bit weird why don't they just

[1:14:54] nuke the the NCR again considering the

[1:14:56] characters as written that would solve

[1:14:58] all of their problems have them be dumb

[1:15:00] anyway grimy decides to Simply hack into

[1:15:03] the overseer's account and discuss

[1:15:04] things with the overseer of Vault 31

[1:15:06] this is an insane breach of secure

[1:15:09] information as well as sensitive data

[1:15:11] that he simply does because he does a

[1:15:12] little video game thing look it's a

[1:15:14] reference it's like the mini game look

[1:15:16] at that that's an excuse to have [ __ ]

[1:15:18] writing I guess nobody thought to ever

[1:15:20] do this in the entire history of Vault

[1:15:22] 33 I also guess there's no no way of

[1:15:25] stopping it brilliant bud has no checks

[1:15:28] no clarifications no secret code or

[1:15:31] message for confirmation nothing secure

[1:15:33] because he's come on he what is he come

[1:15:37] on he's [ __ ] yes you know if it is

[1:15:41] this easy to just hack past [ __ ] then

[1:15:43] why not hack past the code vault tech

[1:15:45] dropped on the cold fusion let's get

[1:15:47] Grim be on that save the whole world

[1:15:49] buddy so grimy gets an invitation to

[1:15:51] Vault 31 and he enters the defenses are

[1:15:54] pathetic IC and the secrets are not

[1:15:56] guarded at all Bud the brain is aware of

[1:15:59] how sensitive this information is and so

[1:16:01] traps grimy in the room the room with

[1:16:04] the information and the controls I guess

[1:16:06] the stupid brain [ __ ] wasn't smart

[1:16:09] enough to just lock the door in the

[1:16:10] first place grimy wouldn't have found

[1:16:12] anything if he just closed that

[1:16:15] door you know something that bothers me

[1:16:17] to no actual end with this [ __ ] is

[1:16:20] that bud just locked grimy in the only

[1:16:22] room he can have leverage in had he

[1:16:24] locked him between the vault door and

[1:16:26] this room grimy is [ __ ] instead in

[1:16:29] here he can threaten to kill managers

[1:16:31] and that would ruin Bud's entire plan

[1:16:34] that he idiotically explained not

[1:16:36] moments ago because the future of

[1:16:38] humanity comes down to one word

[1:16:40] management grimy can also threaten to

[1:16:42] Simply wake them all up to cause chaos

[1:16:45] maybe they would demand to be released

[1:16:47] after what grimy would tell them but you

[1:16:48] know what grimy can just threaten to

[1:16:52] [ __ ] kill bud just pick him up and

[1:16:55] threaten to drop him upside down and

[1:16:57] he'd be dead it's all so [ __ ]

[1:17:00] [ __ ] bud has essentially provided

[1:17:03] him the console I'm sure season 2 will

[1:17:05] handle whatever happens next in a very

[1:17:07] intelligent Way the show is only kept on

[1:17:11] life support by coincidence it is filled

[1:17:14] with them left right and Center

[1:17:17] constantly shoving anything and

[1:17:18] everything on screen whenever the

[1:17:20] writers have run out of gas remember

[1:17:22] this remember this remember this and no

[1:17:24] story not that it had much gas to begin

[1:17:26] with considering Lucy Max and the ghoul

[1:17:29] all happened to meet up at exactly the

[1:17:31] same time and place not to mention

[1:17:33] essentially everything about all the

[1:17:35] characters plot lines take the ghoul for

[1:17:37] example like how he's heading to the

[1:17:39] observatory from this guy's house only

[1:17:41] to end up passing through the exact same

[1:17:43] gas station as thadius allowing him to

[1:17:45] get the dog back or like how Lucy and

[1:17:48] Maximus head back to the entrance of

[1:17:50] Vault 4 to drop off the fusion core in

[1:17:52] mere frames before easily catching up to

[1:17:55] thadius they traveled from here to here

[1:17:58] to here instantly moments like this are

[1:18:02] throughout and they make the Wasteland

[1:18:04] feel [ __ ] tiny I think something that

[1:18:07] bothers me and bothers a lot of people

[1:18:08] to be honest is the fact that there are

[1:18:10] no consequences in this show only it's

[1:18:12] more so that there are no consequences

[1:18:14] most of the time there will be

[1:18:16] consequences when the story is allowed

[1:18:18] to progress for example the water chip

[1:18:21] is broken leaving the Vault dwellers

[1:18:23] with a ticking clock and this doesn't

[1:18:24] doesn't account for the water needed for

[1:18:26] the prisoners don't worry it doesn't

[1:18:28] come up again the funny thing is the

[1:18:29] solution is the water chip in 32 but

[1:18:31] haha it's a game reference they told us

[1:18:34] basically nothing about The Enclave but

[1:18:36] like if that's where Wilzig is smuggling

[1:18:38] the cold fusion from and they're aligned

[1:18:39] with vault tech then how haven't they

[1:18:42] cracked Infinite Energy shouldn't they

[1:18:43] now be the dominant faction in the world

[1:18:45] oh no that will be the Brotherhood of

[1:18:47] Steel because who else would it [ __ ]

[1:18:49] be ghouls now requiring a specific drug

[1:18:51] to prevent going feral is a bit [ __ ]

[1:18:54] because consequently there should be

[1:18:56] barely any nonf feral ghouls at this

[1:18:58] point how are they all going to get

[1:19:00] access to something so specific how did

[1:19:02] they all even find out who is

[1:19:04] maintaining the supply and how the [ __ ]

[1:19:06] did Koopa manage it when he was one of

[1:19:07] the original ghouls the whole show has

[1:19:09] Shing his radiation it'll be allowed

[1:19:11] into the plot when there's a solution

[1:19:13] prepared but other than that [ __ ] it

[1:19:15] pretend it's not there in the world of

[1:19:17] Fallout I think it's weird that Lucy a

[1:19:20] clearly naive idiot Vault dweller is not

[1:19:22] accosted by many people regularly in her

[1:19:24] travels who would simply want to kidnap

[1:19:26] her and find out where her vault is

[1:19:28] since those are essentially resource

[1:19:29] gold mines I also think it's weird that

[1:19:32] someone is careful as Barbara realizes

[1:19:34] that her pit boy is sending out

[1:19:35] information somewhere when the work she

[1:19:37] does is incredibly sensitive and she

[1:19:39] doesn't really care all that much it's

[1:19:41] suggested the boys can figure it out for

[1:19:43] her and she's not interested because

[1:19:44] she's going to find the transmission

[1:19:46] location herself which like what why are

[1:19:48] we not reacting to this for what it is

[1:19:51] that could be Espionage it could be

[1:19:53] [ __ ] company SP Highway it could even

[1:19:55] be Bud doing some weird [ __ ] why the

[1:19:57] [ __ ] would you establish that and then

[1:19:59] have her take it into one of the most

[1:20:00] secret meetings ever conducted

[1:20:03] consequences to switch gears but to stay

[1:20:06] on theme the Brotherhood believe that

[1:20:08] Maximus wanted his friend sabotaged

[1:20:10] which goes against what they believe in

[1:20:12] entirely and instead of returning to

[1:20:14] training he receives a promotion Maximus

[1:20:17] fails his job as a squire several times

[1:20:20] and he ends up with the suit Lucy

[1:20:21] threatens the ghoul and he shoots to

[1:20:23] kill literally any one raising a gun on

[1:20:25] him but when it's here he doesn't except

[1:20:28] of course when Maximus is ready to take

[1:20:29] the bullet do it kill her Maximus [ __ ]

[1:20:32] up his fight with the ghoul [ __ ] up his

[1:20:34] suit [ __ ] up the fight with the people

[1:20:35] trying to steal the suit and everything

[1:20:37] goes all back to normal thank goodness

[1:20:39] the attackers put him in his suit so he

[1:20:41] could kill them otherwise there would

[1:20:43] have been consequences both the ghoul

[1:20:45] and Lucy get their fingers taken off and

[1:20:48] reattached very soon after perfect shape

[1:20:50] size length and that thing looks [ __ ]

[1:20:54] CTIC I guess nobody gives a [ __ ] Maximus

[1:20:57] is shot at in Point Blank Range by two

[1:20:59] people who fire first and he only takes

[1:21:01] one shot to the arm that's healed the

[1:21:03] second he and Lucy look for anything

[1:21:05] that can heal it the second they need it

[1:21:07] they stumble across what is the Fallout

[1:21:09] equivalent of Heaven the ghoul is

[1:21:10] knocked out and kidnapped by people who

[1:21:12] want him dead and through insane

[1:21:14] circumstances he escapes Lucy is

[1:21:16] kidnapped by the robot who's going to

[1:21:17] chop her into pieces and yet through

[1:21:19] insane circumstances she just escapes

[1:21:21] just [ __ ] properly sedate your victim

[1:21:24] like any normal self-respecting serial

[1:21:26] killer robot she ain't going to stay

[1:21:29] still when you're sowing her organs out

[1:21:31] it's a miracle you've harvested anyone

[1:21:33] up to this point I mean from the

[1:21:34] perspective of the robot and you know

[1:21:36] had Lucy entertained for even an

[1:21:38] additional second that she could

[1:21:40] negotiate or run away from the ghoul she

[1:21:42] actually would have easily escaped since

[1:21:44] he would have collapsed right there

[1:21:46] fadus his foot is crushed by power armor

[1:21:48] and for several episodes he just walks

[1:21:50] the Wasteland not bleeding out not

[1:21:52] fainting from the pain how lucky same

[1:21:55] thing with the branding he got over that

[1:21:56] [ __ ] in about 5

[1:22:00] seconds so pretty hot Lucy attacks and

[1:22:03] disrupts an entire society's operations

[1:22:05] and receives their ultimate punishment

[1:22:07] two we supply of food and water and

[1:22:09] freedom Maximus then steals the source

[1:22:11] of their power and he gets to go free as

[1:22:13] well when thus suggests that he could

[1:22:15] kill the doctor and steal his medicine

[1:22:18] but the doctor says Ah but I know which

[1:22:20] ones will save you and which ones will

[1:22:21] kill you you know what fair enough but

[1:22:23] then he uses the the medicine takes the

[1:22:25] payment and slowly leaves why establish

[1:22:28] you were thinking of taking the medicine

[1:22:29] and the payment and then not address the

[1:22:31] obvious you kill him once he heals you

[1:22:34] hello this scene is so [ __ ] odd is

[1:22:37] Thaddius even the kind of character that

[1:22:38] would kill a doctor a doctor offering to

[1:22:41] save him is that something the

[1:22:43] Brotherhood teach bear in mind thus does

[1:22:45] not know this man [ __ ] chickens and by

[1:22:47] threatening to kill this doctor and

[1:22:49] steal his supplies youve put yourself in

[1:22:51] a position where I would expect him to

[1:22:53] poison you and yet you just swallow up

[1:22:55] that magical [ __ ] also why the [ __ ]

[1:22:58] did you offer the fusion core's payment

[1:22:59] first could you not barter for like 5

[1:23:02] Seconds despite saying otherwise he

[1:23:04] should be able to offer caps we were

[1:23:06] shown a squire has supplied them you

[1:23:08] could offer elements of your clothing

[1:23:10] you could offer bullets the fusion core

[1:23:11] is so valuable and you're in the

[1:23:13] Wasteland can't you pretend to have a

[1:23:15] brain for like Fu you're [ __ ] right

[1:23:17] right he's [ __ ] I get it I get it

[1:23:18] Fus fires 15 shots at mid-range on Luci

[1:23:21] and Maximus and misses every single shot

[1:23:24] they clearly show Maximus shooting

[1:23:26] directly at the ghoul but they won't

[1:23:27] show any damage when one well-placed

[1:23:29] shot would put him down for good I guess

[1:23:31] he missed all those shots too sometimes

[1:23:34] in the game you shoot it just misses

[1:23:36] sometimes you shoot 15 times and it just

[1:23:37] misses only when characters need to be

[1:23:39] they are suddenly an a shot like when

[1:23:41] Maximus bullseyes the ninja yay or when

[1:23:44] Lucy saves Maximus by killing all the

[1:23:46] radroaches I guess the whole accurate to

[1:23:48] the games thing is a bit flimsy now we

[1:23:50] have plenty of examples of people

[1:23:52] actually succumbing to their wounds even

[1:23:54] Wilzig got a sort of fix for his leg but

[1:23:57] he died soon after but thus was fine for

[1:24:00] ages Lucy gets a stim pack and some

[1:24:02] Staples and she's in tiptop shape

[1:24:04] Maximus on the other hand needs days to

[1:24:06] heal and for antibiotics to take effect

[1:24:08] it turns out it's not at all about being

[1:24:10] accurate to the games it is instead

[1:24:12] accurate to whatever the plot needs you

[1:24:14] have the ghoul acing head shots here and

[1:24:17] there but suddenly sometimes he's just

[1:24:19] unable to kill the main character how

[1:24:21] about that well it's not just here is it

[1:24:23] it's also Max Imus the other main

[1:24:26] character the ghoul himself escapes

[1:24:28] death Against All Odds several times and

[1:24:30] no no amount of telling me that the Dead

[1:24:33] characters versus the alive characters

[1:24:35] are just a matter of who puts stats into

[1:24:37] luck but Muer it's referencing fridge

[1:24:40] boy did get a Jorge oh that's why it

[1:24:42] makes sense Maximus tank a nuke with a

[1:24:45] [ __ ] fridge raise your storytelling

[1:24:47] standards Maximus faces the Wrath of the

[1:24:50] Brotherhood for presumably attacking one

[1:24:52] of his own allowing a knight to die Ste

[1:24:54] stealing his identity sabotaging the

[1:24:56] mission to retrieve the head while not

[1:24:58] accounting for his own Squire that they

[1:24:59] clearly would have seen running away and

[1:25:01] they obviously saw Lucy running away

[1:25:03] with a head they could have chased her

[1:25:05] picked her up and ended the whole story

[1:25:07] right there especially when they know

[1:25:09] the truth about Maximus which Thaddius

[1:25:11] obviously told them about when he called

[1:25:13] them in thus even thanks him for taking

[1:25:15] the head despite knowing it's absolutely

[1:25:17] the one thing Maximus wants it's almost

[1:25:19] as though he doesn't get to be a

[1:25:20] consistent character at all and the plot

[1:25:22] decides every last thought he's allowed

[1:25:24] to have have crazy that so considering

[1:25:26] all of that insane nonsense on top of

[1:25:28] Maximus pleading for his life with the

[1:25:30] knowledge of the head's current location

[1:25:32] he's promoted again Maximus is a part of

[1:25:35] a mission now that's going to lead to

[1:25:37] his highest elevation in terms of rank

[1:25:39] and then DNE is punished by being put on

[1:25:42] this Mission how do you keep punishing

[1:25:43] people with promotions it's so [ __ ]

[1:25:45] they put a [ __ ] ghoul with a pistol

[1:25:47] against three power armored Brotherhood

[1:25:49] of Steel boys and he wins struggled with

[1:25:52] Maximus though huh and then if not the

[1:25:53] best example of an insane amount of lack

[1:25:56] of consequences the ghoul wipes out

[1:25:58] everyone in that room except Maximus

[1:26:01] Maximus is rammed face first into a wall

[1:26:04] thanks to a punch from power armor and

[1:26:06] not only is he not dead he's getting

[1:26:08] promoted again he has managed to stumble

[1:26:12] into the [ __ ] highest ranks of the

[1:26:14] Brotherhood throughout the season no it

[1:26:16] is not satisfying to watch it makes the

[1:26:18] Brotherhood look like [ __ ] idiots

[1:26:20] which is rather well supported in that

[1:26:21] Max can't even hold on to his [ __ ]

[1:26:23] gun on top of that at any moment of

[1:26:25] their choosing a squire can completely

[1:26:28] disable a knight to the point of killing

[1:26:30] them the armor is strong enough to toss

[1:26:31] debris like the Incredible Hulk but

[1:26:33] can't punch a yau to death that just so

[1:26:35] happens to actually die with one shot to

[1:26:37] the head so much for that game accuracy

[1:26:40] we get to a point where Lucy has more

[1:26:42] control than Maximus over his [ __ ]

[1:26:44] power armor and as much as she read

[1:26:46] about power armor in Pre 277 history

[1:26:49] books that doesn't explain why she's

[1:26:50] calling him a knight in episode 2 I

[1:26:52] don't mean to interrupt but was that a

[1:26:55] knight how does she know to say that the

[1:26:57] Brotherhood of Steel is not a pre-war

[1:27:00] organization and then there's the

[1:27:01] smaller stuff that's still just weird

[1:27:04] like how this guy gets shot in the heart

[1:27:06] but the ghoul comments on how he's

[1:27:07] obviously been shot in the neck they

[1:27:09] really want to show us he has four

[1:27:10] chambers in his gun only to have him

[1:27:12] fire seven without

[1:27:16] reloading ghouls can straight up die

[1:27:19] when shot in the shoulder but not if

[1:27:21] you're the main character look at this

[1:27:23] hook throw where the [ __ ] is it going

[1:27:25] what the hell did he wrap it around to

[1:27:26] make it this [ __ ] angle also how can

[1:27:29] you be this fat in the rationing world

[1:27:31] of a vault Lucy mentioned they had a

[1:27:34] famine was that you even that opening

[1:27:36] scene is weird there's the flash from a

[1:27:38] bomb not being picked up by anyone

[1:27:40] because of a flash of a camera that is

[1:27:42] not how that works when the flash hit

[1:27:44] you you could see the x-rays of your

[1:27:47] hands through your closed eyes in the

[1:27:49] process of hands over your eyes you saw

[1:27:52] every bone in your hand that's smoke

[1:27:54] Janie it's just a fire yes Cooper the

[1:27:56] entire city just happened to catch fire

[1:27:58] what what the [ __ ] are you talking about

[1:28:00] then the shock wave finally arrives and

[1:28:02] blasts shots of glass at ridiculous

[1:28:05] speeds into a room full of children and

[1:28:07] nobody's even grazed to then show Koopa

[1:28:09] trying to outrun four nukes on a horse

[1:28:12] instead of getting into The Fallout

[1:28:14] Shelter because he's [ __ ] I grant it

[1:28:16] may be difficult to get into the shelter

[1:28:18] but one would try rather than braving

[1:28:20] the nukes speaking of which I have a new

[1:28:23] topic you see and I quote it's the

[1:28:26] result of this fruit bearing

[1:28:28] collaboration that we're able to make

[1:28:30] America great that is the opening line

[1:28:32] of a discussion between fat cat

[1:28:35] capitalists talking about the end of the

[1:28:37] world you see vault tech sell vaults

[1:28:40] vaults are much better when the world is

[1:28:42] being destroyed if not for the simple

[1:28:45] reason that that's when they're going to

[1:28:46] protect you and so as they say rumors of

[1:28:49] Peace have set us back for sure it would

[1:28:52] seem that the potential financiers of

[1:28:55] vault tech are a bit worried why invest

[1:28:57] in a company that's only valuable during

[1:29:00] wartime besides the Fat Cat don't

[1:29:02] understand vaults won't people just eat

[1:29:04] you when you come back out all of the

[1:29:05] feral Stone Age level people just

[1:29:08] running around eating flesh you know

[1:29:09] well the solution there is that you stay

[1:29:11] in your Vault for so long that

[1:29:12] everything outside dies yes isn't that a

[1:29:15] tempting Prospect they're going to win

[1:29:17] the game of capitalism as they actually

[1:29:20] say by outliving people that is how we

[1:29:23] will win the great game capitalism not

[1:29:24] by out fighting anyone but by outling

[1:29:26] them because capitalism is all about

[1:29:29] killing everyone only there's a problem

[1:29:31] Mr House says oh you can find rats and

[1:29:33] they'll end up eating each other who

[1:29:35] says they'll even survive the vaults and

[1:29:37] so vault tech solution is that all of

[1:29:39] them can play out several ideas across

[1:29:41] more than a 100 vaults to create the

[1:29:43] perfect conditions for Humanity no one

[1:29:45] needs to know how unethical it is May

[1:29:48] the best idea win to which Mr House says

[1:29:51] there's a lot of earning potential with

[1:29:53] the end of the world what the [ __ ] are

[1:29:54] you talking about you stupid Goblin man

[1:29:57] how the [ __ ] is there a lot of money to

[1:29:59] be made at the end of the world that

[1:30:02] would mean the world has ended are you

[1:30:05] [ __ ] we could over crowd of vaults

[1:30:07] so people have to compete to survive

[1:30:10] inside it what the [ __ ] does that idea

[1:30:12] have to do with making money how are you

[1:30:14] this bad of a capitalist you've been

[1:30:16] developing a robot that delivers milk to

[1:30:18] the front door I would like to see a

[1:30:19] vault governed by it delivering so not

[1:30:22] only are they hyper unethical capitalist

[1:30:24] they're also hyper clowns what about

[1:30:26] using a vault to develop a super mutant

[1:30:29] Soldier using illegal immigrants why

[1:30:31] would anyone be excited by that idea

[1:30:34] when trying to increase the capital of

[1:30:36] their company why do they all want a

[1:30:38] post-apocalypse once they're told they

[1:30:40] could experiment with people but

[1:30:42] mutually it's referencing Vault

[1:30:43] experiments from the game I don't give a

[1:30:46] [ __ ] if they are superficially

[1:30:47] referencing something from the game I am

[1:30:49] talking about the writing in this scene

[1:30:52] the characters I am trying to figure out

[1:30:55] how the [ __ ] the acid drenched piss

[1:30:57] Factory masquerading as a brain came up

[1:30:59] with this oh boy they're all just super

[1:31:01] evil which is actually a pretty [ __ ]

[1:31:04] statement considering that if he's on

[1:31:05] board with this whole plan that means

[1:31:07] he's on board with nuking the whole

[1:31:08] world for capitalism believe me my good

[1:31:11] man the more people are alive the more

[1:31:13] markets function the more opportunity

[1:31:15] you have to take advantage of every last

[1:31:17] buck in circulation the better off you

[1:31:19] will be as a fat cat capitalist you are

[1:31:22] not going to benefit from from the

[1:31:24] entire world being nuked and I can't

[1:31:26] believe anyone would have to explain

[1:31:27] this to any of these people but you know

[1:31:29] what at least he had a sliver of

[1:31:31] creative thinking what if they invest in

[1:31:33] the vaults and there is no War what was

[1:31:35] the point of their money then how can

[1:31:37] they guarantee

[1:31:39] results by dropping the bomb

[1:31:42] [Music]

[1:31:45] ourselves it's so stupid why make

[1:31:48] trillions when we could

[1:31:51] make billions people have comp paired

[1:31:54] Fallout as a satire to Austin Powers

[1:31:57] saying that it is no less effective at

[1:32:00] making fun of villainous caricatures

[1:32:02] clearly proving they haven't watched

[1:32:03] Austin Powers in 20 years nor are they

[1:32:06] aware of the concept of tone listen to

[1:32:09] Just the soundtrack

[1:32:12] here I mean look at it Cooper is having

[1:32:14] an existential crisis while realizing

[1:32:17] his wife is Satan this is not Dr Evil

[1:32:20] announcing his desire for sharks with

[1:32:22] freaking laser beams attached to their

[1:32:24] heads why the [ __ ] would you even say

[1:32:26] that you plan to drop the bomb in front

[1:32:28] of an entire Board of people whose

[1:32:30] companies rely on things not being nuked

[1:32:33] do you trust them to not simply say

[1:32:35] you're a [ __ ] monster and I will

[1:32:37] never let you destroy the world or are

[1:32:39] we relying on knowing they are

[1:32:41] capitalists meaning of course if there's

[1:32:43] a buck to be made there's a nuke to be

[1:32:46] dropped for the record I am actually

[1:32:48] okay with the idea that there is a

[1:32:50] friendly bomb being dropped on friendly

[1:32:52] soil if you can just justified in the

[1:32:54] writing what we're being told here is

[1:32:56] our team of capitalist retards think

[1:32:58] they can make the most money ever when

[1:33:00] the whole world is nuked and of course

[1:33:02] if natural tensions and War doesn't

[1:33:04] provide this situation for them they

[1:33:06] will simply nuke themselves to make

[1:33:08] money they are sacrificing Top Dog

[1:33:10] positions in a capitalist Society filled

[1:33:12] with countless people ready to make

[1:33:14] money from so they can run an insane

[1:33:16] nonsense experiment that destroys

[1:33:18] everything because money because in

[1:33:20] countless Generations Earth will somehow

[1:33:22] be better off because as you and I know

[1:33:25] every hyper capitalist on Earth wants to

[1:33:26] end up in a hole with limited resources

[1:33:29] and activities in order to increase

[1:33:30] their bottom line they couldn't think of

[1:33:33] a way to write this this is the most

[1:33:35] cartoonish and [ __ ] possible way to

[1:33:37] justify this Revelation this isn't space

[1:33:40] balls [ __ ] a nuclear event would

[1:33:42] be a

[1:33:43] tragedy but also an opportunity you know

[1:33:46] what would be a pretty good capitalistic

[1:33:48] opportunity a functioning economy when

[1:33:51] we are the only ones left there will we

[1:33:53] no one to fight a true Monopoly [ __ ]

[1:33:56] kill me the ultimate capitalist where

[1:33:58] everyone except me is dead this is our

[1:34:02] chance to make war obsolete yes let us

[1:34:06] make war obsolete because everybody will

[1:34:08] be dead what are you talking about war

[1:34:11] never

[1:34:13] changes [ __ ] if you think War needs to

[1:34:15] be made obsolete because it never

[1:34:17] changes then how do you account for the

[1:34:19] [ __ ] modus operandi of the super

[1:34:22] manager vaults nuking anyone who isn't

[1:34:24] them you have over 100 volts working to

[1:34:27] compete as is your intention you think

[1:34:29] that can't lead to war you think there

[1:34:31] will be no war when even one Vault

[1:34:34] reemerges and repopulates and controls

[1:34:37] the entire world no conflict do you know

[1:34:40] literally anything about humans and I

[1:34:42] know I know I know the writers would

[1:34:44] probably say haaha but that's the point

[1:34:47] the character is wrong that nuking the

[1:34:49] world is a good idea a conclusion

[1:34:52] reached as a result of the corrupt of

[1:34:54] capitalism if I had a character who

[1:34:56] passionately believed we could solve gun

[1:34:58] violence by chopping off everyone's

[1:34:59] fingers and that this is the result of

[1:35:01] the corrupting influence that is the

[1:35:03] peaceful mindset as opposed to the

[1:35:05] individual's values and potential mental

[1:35:07] issues I can then make my show say he's

[1:35:10] wrong too but that character would still

[1:35:12] be a complete and utter [ __ ] [ __ ] I

[1:35:15] hope you guys understand that if I had a

[1:35:17] top hat wearing mustache twirling

[1:35:19] capitalist fat man announced that he's

[1:35:21] going to drink the blood of babies in

[1:35:23] order to a profit in America and make it

[1:35:25] great again and that it turns out he's

[1:35:27] actually just doing it cuz it's fun I

[1:35:29] don't get to say oh but it's good

[1:35:30] because satire satire does not mean

[1:35:33] [ __ ] you don't get points for saying

[1:35:35] capitalism bad socialism bad fascism bad

[1:35:38] or communism bad you get points when you

[1:35:40] do something poignant or intelligent

[1:35:42] with the commentary grow the [ __ ] up and

[1:35:44] write something worthwhile instead of

[1:35:46] telling me that the ultimate capitalist

[1:35:48] goal is everyone being dead except me

[1:35:51] and my team in the vault what a sad B

[1:35:53] [ __ ] pit The Fallout franchise's Dove

[1:35:56] head first into it isn't hard to Lampoon

[1:35:59] capitalism but you make it look bloody

[1:36:01] impossible do the writers even know who

[1:36:03] they work for we are adapting it uh for

[1:36:06] Amazon which is you know not lost on us

[1:36:08] the absurdity of it all it would have

[1:36:10] been so much better had they stuck to

[1:36:12] lampooning corporatism but even then it

[1:36:14] fails as meaningful commentary and how

[1:36:15] absurd they take it without bringing the

[1:36:17] tone with them if this were Austin

[1:36:19] Powers and they had a fat guy wearing a

[1:36:21] top hat and a monocle on Dr Evil team

[1:36:23] who suggested nuking the entire world to

[1:36:26] increase profit margins it' probably be

[1:36:28] really [ __ ] funny but here they

[1:36:30] reveal the plan and the show plays this

[1:36:32] as the biggest most serious dramatic

[1:36:35] realization for the whole story they

[1:36:37] want to be critical of capitalism by

[1:36:39] expressing fundamental values through

[1:36:40] these insane characters as so invested

[1:36:42] in increasing their bottom line that

[1:36:44] they will happily go as far as killing

[1:36:46] everyone the people who wrote this treat

[1:36:48] as a revelation in the show there's a

[1:36:50] series of quotes that relate to the

[1:36:52] ideas of raising cap cap private

[1:36:54] ownership utilizing markets creating a

[1:36:56] market for products that are financially

[1:36:58] unsupported making products out of

[1:37:00] anything everything buying selling and

[1:37:03] well winning all of this churned up with

[1:37:05] the notion of nuking the planet attitude

[1:37:08] towards capitalism which I feel like is

[1:37:09] coming back in a cool way no offense but

[1:37:11] it sounds like some [ __ ] commi

[1:37:14] gobbley go and as if that's not bad

[1:37:16] enough they decided to rope in Mr House

[1:37:18] the fundamental idea is simply too

[1:37:20] broken to function why would anyone on

[1:37:23] this entire board let alone vault tech

[1:37:26] think that erasing 99% of the world

[1:37:28] including the vast majority of all

[1:37:29] infrastructure in all Industries every

[1:37:31] last trade route and system that was

[1:37:32] previously available and all of the

[1:37:34] people who can spend their [ __ ] money

[1:37:35] would lead to a world where they make

[1:37:37] the most money and aside from that the

[1:37:39] many basic pleasures of life are gone

[1:37:41] friends family and social Gatherings are

[1:37:44] significantly cut down and of those that

[1:37:46] would remain they are secluded limited

[1:37:49] and thoroughly [ __ ] miserable by

[1:37:51] comparison then there's the almost

[1:37:52] complete destruction of luxury items the

[1:37:55] loss of lavish vacation spots the

[1:37:57] enjoyment of sports and activities that

[1:37:59] simply won't be available anymore they

[1:38:01] won't have their Awards ceremonies to

[1:38:03] celebrate themselves and freedom would

[1:38:06] be fundamentally annihilated why why

[1:38:09] would any of them seriously consider

[1:38:11] this well because they get to watch a

[1:38:13] 100 people kill each other as an

[1:38:14] experiment in some Vault lucky they all

[1:38:16] want to see [ __ ] like that so much

[1:38:18] they're willing to set the world on fire

[1:38:21] they don't entertain the vaults can be

[1:38:23] an investment that they are an

[1:38:24] incredibly valuable item on the brink of

[1:38:26] War sure but they are valuable as

[1:38:28] insurance regardless people like

[1:38:30] creating owning or buying literal

[1:38:33] Fallout shelters it's not an entire dead

[1:38:35] end hell are we pretending now that

[1:38:37] there was no interest in using Vault

[1:38:39] technology for space colonization but

[1:38:41] the dead end doesn't even make any sense

[1:38:43] because they established vault tech has

[1:38:44] so much power it can direct the

[1:38:46] government so the US government has

[1:38:48] outsourced the survival of the human

[1:38:49] race to voltech voltech is a trillion

[1:38:51] dollar company that owns half of

[1:38:53] everything and after 10 years of war the

[1:38:54] US government is Broker Than a joke if

[1:38:56] we are to believe vault tech acts as a

[1:38:59] contractor for the government we know

[1:39:01] there are many contractors in the world

[1:39:03] that work directly for the US that

[1:39:05] create tools systems and weaponry that

[1:39:07] may never get used this doesn't work the

[1:39:09] same way as a supermarket selling

[1:39:12] [ __ ] chicken this is a major project

[1:39:14] contracted for a feared eventuality and

[1:39:17] vault tech did their job and would have

[1:39:19] been paid thoroughly this is not just a

[1:39:21] project for impending War but a project

[1:39:23] for the entire future of humanity the

[1:39:26] military-industrial complex is no less

[1:39:28] primed for criticism as any large

[1:39:30] governmental system but this show can't

[1:39:32] even grasp the very basic form of what

[1:39:34] it's criticizing capitalism which is a

[1:39:36] shame because Fallout as an IP as we

[1:39:39] know from history is primed and ready to

[1:39:41] tackle this what they think they

[1:39:43] achieved with this part of the show was

[1:39:44] the very simple logic of Peace leads to

[1:39:47] vaults making less money so let's nuke

[1:39:49] the world to create demand for them

[1:39:52] killing almost everyone destroying

[1:39:54] civilization and ending the very concept

[1:39:57] of any functioning Market in order to

[1:39:59] Lampoon capitalism you didn't write good