This License Plate Camera Is a Legal Nightmare

[00:02] maybe a candle, you're living your best mid-tier suburban life, minding your own business, thinking about lunch, and then four cop cars box you in, guns drawn, over a car you do not even own, worth more than most people's houses, all

[00:16] because a robot camera cannot do basic math. Yes, today we are talking about how Skynet got a badge, learned to read license plates, immediately started failing at it. Like, subscribe so we can hit two mil, and today is not about

[00:29] burnout I will definitely regret later. Today, we are talking about the scariest thing to happen to your car since your buddy just said, "Bro, just trust me, I can drift your mom's Tesla." We are talking about Flock Safety, the license

[00:42] plate cameras quietly watching every single car in America, including yours, quick, last giveaway, the winner got a choice, a Fast and Furious Supra or Shelby GT350. Sean from Nevada took one look and picked the Shelby. Rocky from

[00:57] New York won the flame-spitting GT-R before him. Greg from Seattle walked with a hundred grand cash. Three winners, real faces, zero rigged wheels. shorter, and you're going to love it, I promise. That's all you get though.

[01:11] it, sign up, go see what these guys actually did with real prizes. Go. Now, back to the show. I'm going to explain how one tiny typo turned an innocent car journalist into suspect number one. Let's go. Okay, first, what the flock is

[01:27] clicked this thing it was a bird documentary and now you are too committed to leave. Welcome, stay, there are snacks. Flock Safety [music] makes little cameras. You have probably seen them. They sit on poles on the edge of

[01:40] like your HOA president watching [music] you park slightly over the line. These not care about your face or your questionable haircut or the fact that you are wearing Crocs in public like an animal. They care about one thing, your

[01:54] license plate. Every car that drives by gets photographed, plate logged, color, make, model. That salt life sticker on your Corolla, all of it filed away forever in a database cops can search it like Google. And here's the part where

[02:07] your eye start twitching. These cameras talk to each other nationwide. A cop in one town can pull up everywhere your car has been in a completely different town. No warrant, no judge, just a search bar and a hunch. It is basically find my

[02:19] iPhone except it is find my entire existence and you are not the one holding the phone, the cops are. Cool. Love that for us. So, here is where it gets stupid, aggressively stupid. What? Who approved this stupid? There is a car

[02:33] journalist named Joel Feder. If you have ever wondered what my dream job looks like, it is his. Automakers hand him brand new nice car for free so he can drive them and tell people if [music] they're any good. He gets a $155,000

[02:45] Range Rover dropped off at his house on a loan, totally normal for his job. Toyota Corolla and last month it was a Jetta. Nobody in history of policing has ever pointed a gun at a man for driving a Jetta. But sure, he gets the Range

[02:59] Rover. Joel is just living his best life. He's at Kohl's on a Sunday. This is the most harmless human activity ever recorded and then out of nowhere, four police cars surround him, guns drawn, pat down, the whole treatment. They

[03:11] did they think that? Well, get ready because this is the dumbest chain of events since I've decided to make my 9/11 a safari racer. Straight up script for the next Black Mirror episode. A different Range Rover actually got

[03:24] stolen from a dealership in LA. Its real plate was 3403 DTM. But when someone typed the report into the system, they fat-fingered it, dropped the middle part, entered it just 34 DTM. They dropped two characters,

[03:37] two. That is the entire crime here. Somebody skipped two numbers like they were skipping leg day. Here's the kicker. Flock is really good at partial matches. So, so the system goes 34 DTM, close enough, and starts flagging

[03:50] basically any Range Rover with a similar plate. It's like telling a bloodhound to dog just tackles the first person wearing pants. Technically doing the job, practically a menace. Flock cameras tracked Joel's car for two full days

[04:04] before finally boxing him outside Kohl's, guns drawn over socks. And you want to know how he got out of it? He had to call Range Rover corporate on a Sunday and get an actual human being to confirm, yes, this is our car, we gave

[04:17] it to him, please stop pointing guns at this nice man. Imagine your freedom depending on whether a car company's PR guy checks his phone on a weekend. That is the safety net, a voicemail. And here is the part where you go, "Okay, Brad,

[04:30] one-off fluke, chill." No, because within a week it happened again. Another loaner, similar plate, this time in Nebraska. Pulled over and detained for an hour. Same exact robot brain fart.

[04:44] Two for two. Flock, you are on a heater. It gets darker too, though. A security researcher named Bruce Shiner, basically the John Wick of internet security, pointed out the actual problem. It's not just the system is dumb. It is that

[04:57] humans typed the plate wrong and the officers never double-checked the full plate against the photo Flock already had on file. Flock literally takes photos of plates all day long. They had the photo the entire time. Nobody looked

[05:09] at it before rolling up guns first. That is like calling an airstrike on a house and saying we will check the address after. And if you think that is bad, misidentified through one of these camera hits connected to a fatal

[05:22] accident he had nothing to do with and spent 13 days in jail. 13 days because a computer said, "Eh, look about right." Now, here's the part that should really typos. There have been multiple reports of police using the Flock database for

[05:37] things that have nothing to do with actual police work. Looking up plates they had a personal beef with, running searches with zero connectivity to any investigation, any warrant, any case number at all. I mean, that's not a

[05:51] glitch, that's not a typo. This is a person with access to nationwide tracking system deciding to use it like a personal stalking tool because apparently nobody is checking. When the tool works exactly as designed and the

[06:03] you the problem was never just the software. It is who gets to use it and doing the watching. All right, opinion time because [music] this is why you are really here. You did not come for facts. Hot take number one, the problem is not

[06:19] >> It is that we built a system where a typo can end with you eating pavement in Nicole's parking lot. If your grandma's misspelled Facebook post caused this Hot take number two, it helps catch stolen cars is doing a lot of heavy

[06:32] lifting. Sure, and my check engine light helps me know something is wrong, too. Doesn't mean I want it pointing a gun at me. Hot take number three, and this one is for you. Half of you watching are going to comment I have nothing to hide.

[06:44] Cool. Uh, Kevin, nothing to hide. Give me your phone unlocked for 24 hours. No, that is what I thought. Sit down. Nothing to hide until it's your Sunday, your face is on hot pavement at the McDonald's drive-thru, and that sticky

[06:57] evidence. Look, I'm not saying this technology is evil. Catching an actually stolen car, great. Finding an actual Amber Alert, genius, amazing. But right with duct tape, good vibes, and the hope that a PR guy answers his phone on the

[07:13] weekend. And when an oopsie costs an innocent person 13 days of their life or lets someone with a bad stalking act with zero consequences, that is not an oopsie. That is a systematic problem wearing a badge. Before you run off into

[07:25] the comments, let me be clear about something. This is not me picking a political side. This is not a defund this or back the blue that. I don't care what team jersey you're wearing on this one. What I actually care about is how

[07:37] fast we are all adopting this stuff without a single conversation about what happens when it goes wrong. Nationwide license plate tracking, searchable departments, and apparently accessible enough that someone can misuse it for

[07:50] personal reasons. That rolled out quietly at scale while most of us were busy arguing about how much water your GPT waifu used to wish you good night. That should worry you no matter what you believe. Not because the tech is

[08:02] inherently evil, but because we are moving fast on surveillance and slow on supposed to move together. So, what do we actually do here? A few things that are not rocket science. One, make the cops check the photo. It exists. Look at

[08:15] the picture before the guns come out. Revolutionary, I know. Two, no more Revolutionary, I know. Two, no more partial match raids. 34 DTM and 3403 DTM are different plates. That is not even close. That is a robot rounding up your

[08:29] freedom. Three, real rules on who can search this database when and why with an actual audit trail so misuse gets caught instead of ignored. Right now, it is the wild wild west subscription model. Or alternatively, we can just

[08:42] start driving 2003 Civics with check engine lights because no camera on Earth is confusing [music] my rusty potato with a stolen luxury SUV. Financial security through automotive shame. You are welcome. Anyway, this is a story of

[08:54] how a two-character typo turned a guy's Sunday into a hostage negotiation, and used to [music] snoop on exes on the side. If this made you a little in a healthy way. Smash that like button,

[09:07] subscribe so we can hit two mil by the end of the year, and drop a comment. Are these cameras keeping us safe, or are we one typo away from anarchy, and should watched just as closely as the rest of us? I will be reading them, so let me

[09:19] know in the comments down below. Also, check out some of these ideal vids. I'm Brad Danger. This is Ideal, and promise me one thing. Keep living the ideal me one thing. Keep living the ideal lifestyle.