Valheim Mistlands Boss Tablet Find — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] I think I'm up last at the coffee. Mmm. Dirty.

[00:12] Dude, this cave is wild. There's so much going on in here.

[00:30] Sorry, I'm in.

[01:00] Man, this area has been massive and huge and awesome and we haven't gotten a single useful thing in it.

[01:30] Is that a door? No. Yeah, there's not been a core. There's not been a secret area. There's not been a door to open. Have I missed a door? I don't think I've missed a door.

[01:42] Maybe I missed a door.

[02:00] I'm getting something in there.

[02:15] Oh! Oh! Oh! There it is! Okay. Awesome. Hooray! We did it! Alright.

[02:27] This cave doesn't need a single other thing in it now. That's it. We're good. You don't need to have a single core. We're okay. We're done. They're clapping. Okay. Okay.

[02:40] Alright. We're just going to finish up this area, and then we're going to get out of here. Because that was marvelous.

[02:53] I got to admit, this staff is doing some work right now. I'm kind of feeling this. I love that the staff doesn't hurt us. I also love that our staff is actually just a certain core and a stick. Yeah, that's kind of awesome.

[03:11] Explain it like I'm five. What just happened that made you so excited? So, we... Okay, this game... This is how big the map is. And it's not fast to get around it. Every biome has a smattering of tablets

[03:23] that if you use the tablet in that biome, it will tell you where the boss is for that biome. So we just so fortunately fell upon one of those. So what happened is we could have spent literally,

[03:38] I kid you not, some people have, we could have spent the next 10 hours of gameplay covering every single dungeon in here, not finding one, finding another Mistlands biome,

[03:50] maybe the three dungeons we found there didn't have them in it either, go down here, maybe. So it's like, it is very rare to find these, and when you do find them, it just puts the boss on your map.

[04:02] So now what we can do is we can just go to our Yagluth port, which I'm pretty sure is still up, and we can just sail over to the queen. There's the boss for the biome. So we do still need to find a couple more areas, because we need to get the seeker tokens to summon the boss,

[04:19] and then, God forbid, I don't even know if we're going to first try her. We need to get more tokens. But a really good point of reference also is whenever you get a boss, they are generally in large biomes of their type.

[04:31] So even if we don't have enough seeker tokens, we'll probably finish up this dungeon and then go over here and sail over and get a new forward base established. Yep. And that's kind of where we are.

[04:43] So it's a very big deal to find the boss talent. Kind of flippin' awesome. I don't think I need more tariffists. I may need more tariffists. I definitely don't need more secret meat.

[04:57] We are good on the secret meat. Let me get this leaf. We don't need this stuff either. But I do like the other stuff. We're going to take the black cores for sure.

[05:10] I'm sure we can find more use for the black cores. Okay. Have I tried the wooden two-man sword? I have not, no.

[05:23] I haven't tried any of the weird wooden weapons that come in this stuff, to be honest. What is this? The hell? Uh, okay.

[05:35] Okay. Right now we just want to make sure we go into every area.

[05:47] there's the secret place okay great okay back to our right

[06:06] is how we're getting out of here here we go oh nice what is this hell yeah what is that Wait, is that a black marble? Oh, it's a black marble statue! Nice.

[06:25] Hmm. Okay. What sword is this? Uh, Mistwalker.

[06:40] Oh, this is where... okay, this is where we lost our corpse for a bit, right there in that little corner. I think we're ready to go. I think that's about everything.

[06:52] We already cleared out these sides before we went down, right? Yeah. Yeah, we did. Cool. Okay. Okay. That was almost awesome.

[07:11] But it wasn't. Okay, so... We have options for how we can do this.

[07:23] Um... That ass!

[07:42] Jeez, that is awesome. Um, I'm gonna do this chap. I'm gonna go for a little boat ride.

[08:14] Okay, let's take a little look. I think it's finally time we did this. Let's get everything repaired. We're about to go for a little boat ride. So before we do, let's do

[08:32] to... Cherapist Buckler. Cherapist Greed. Cherapist Helmet. What is a resounding sh... Oh yeah, we went too fast. That's not that good. Oh, we need a lot more refined each

[08:47] here. Okay, so right now our helmet is 32 armor. Our new one is 32 already. Alright, we're going to go ahead and get this on. Nice little armor upgrade here. Now we can start leveling up, even more armor, wonderful. Let's go down here.

[09:10] Wonderful.

[09:29] Now we have that to be pretty much just ready to go whenever.

[09:41] We gotta move these. I don't like those in the middle like that. We're gonna put those somewhere else at some point in the near future I don like it like that No bueno amigo No bueno No bueno No no no Uh okay So I need to first of all do this apparently Boop boop Much better

[10:05] Um, you want to do the ship first? I think I do. I think I do. What I really need to do, we need to set up that little Zappy thing so I can start zapping-ish again.

[10:25] I have so much junk that we need to get rid of. Oh, we're out of soft tissue, chat. Gonna have to go mine some skulls here soon.

[10:38] That's always a good time. Minus phase! Put all that away. Go ahead and store the wisp for now. Oh, actually, you know what? Let's do this for now. Let's do this real quick.

[10:50] Let's do this real quick. I'm gonna bring in you. Am I playing modded?

[11:08] I am. Is there a better build that Phil can make yet?

[11:21] I can't make a spine thing, but somebody told me it's not better, it's just different. So I'm not entirely sure.

[11:35] Wait, what? Oh, these little things do work. Hold up.

[11:48] Whoa! I had no idea it did that much. How cool. Do they bust these?

[12:03] Who has to bust them? Yeah, bust them 1.0? Nice. Nice.

[12:15] Okay. Actually getting some yoten puffs. Hell yeah. Okay, we're eventually going to do, like, their own rows on these, but for now we're just going to do another one of, uh, another row of these.

[12:33] Here. I'm actually kind of enjoying my fire staff, so I think I might use this for a little bit. What? Where's my helmet? Oh, we left it there.

[12:45] That's right. Okay. We'll bring you two. We'll bring you... All right. Wonderful. That'll do.

[12:59] Alright, now we're going to go back, and we're going to go out to our other ship, and we're off. Do we know if Cole is planning to play the new Silent Hill? I'm currently about four hours into the new Silent Hill.

[13:12] We're going to be playing more of it soon. I'm having a great time with it. It's awesome. I'm really enjoying it. I think we're doing some cozy base upgrading tonight.

[13:25] Yeah, I think we might be time. We might be time for some cozy faces, maybe. We are great on royal jelly.

[13:39] All right. Wait, this bow... Maybe I misread chat wrong, because SmallRabbit just said something else. So this bow is a lot better? Spline stat?

[13:52] Oh, it does seem to do a lot more. Okay. We'll have to look into that. Alright, get that up. Nice. Give me more scale hives.

[14:05] Damn, a lot more scale hives. Let's sleep this whole day. Okay, we'll get Spine Snap then.

[14:18] Oh, oh. Spine Snap is great for Ashen, but for Mistlands, it's not better than Draugr. Okay. Okay. Cool. Focus bite says, it's impressive how Coke can focus on so many games in a day. Ha ha ha ha.

[14:30] See, the trick is not to focus on any of them. That's the trick. So it may look like I'm being focused on everything, but I actually have no idea what's going on. Yep.

[14:43] Alright, we're going to go here. Okay.

[15:14] Okay. So I think what we're going to do... Yeah, we're going to sail there, because I want to expose more of this map. So I think we're going to sail up there. Maybe we'll get lucky and find another biome.

[15:32] I don't even know where Ashland... Is Ashland always in the south? And Northland, or the new stuff always in the north? Yeah? Okay. So we're not going to find anything necessarily new doing this, but that's alright.

[15:49] Right over there, Cap.

[16:19] right down the road.

[16:49] Armored, that's awesome buddy, glad you're liking it

[17:01] Hey Sky Famous You would not want to find Asherans in that boat? No That sounds scary, I don't know what that means but No

[17:19] This is the one this way. Oh is that another Misfan's biome right there? Oh look at that. Oh wait, it's the same one.

[17:38] It's a big Misfan's biome dude. Have I ever done Ashlands? No. I've never done Ashlands. I've never been there, I've

[18:02] never done it, I have no idea what's there. Yep. Yeah, I definitely should have brought Modare with me. We've been lucky for a minute, but we can always warp back and get it. We We have a portal with us, so...

[18:17] If it gets bad, we can... we can... Run back and grab it. I'm so wet right now. Happens.

[18:33] Dooooooo... dooooooo... Does it go like ass fans? I don't know. I have no idea.

[18:45] I can't wait to check it out. I'm very excited. We're like actually getting close. Dude, I just realized we've been playing this game for... How many hours have we been playing this game? Hold on. I don't even know, dude. I've been playing this game like satisfactory.

[18:59] Find playlist Valheim. What's our play time? 50, we've been playing this run 50 hours. 50 hours.

[19:11] And I've already done some offline. And we're just about to get to new content. We're like on the cusp of finally getting to new content. Oh my god. This is awesome.

[19:23] I'm excited. Look at this man, we're already like a third of the way there, quarter of the way there. It's not bad, we started here. We're like almost a third of the way there. It's a lot quicker than I thought it would, to be honest. We're cruising, man. We're cruising.

[19:48] Poseidon God of the Sea is with us chat Thank you, Poseidon. You're not even part of this pantheon. Yet here you are helping us. We appreciate it.

[20:00] Not even the same lore. Yep. Yet here he is, helping us to win. By Neptune! Maybe that's what it is. Or your word, right? How did I like Misfand?

[20:31] Well, we still have to do the boss. And if I remember right, the boss is kind of a thing. It's been a while since I've done the Misfand boss. But I remember it was, like, underground and very hectic.

[20:45] So we'll have to see how that goes. But I will say that the biome itself, dude, real talk, the Misflands biome itself has been awesome this run.

[20:57] Like, it's actually been great. We took it really slow, and we got a lot of the gear early, especially, like, the feather cloak and stuff. and no, man, it's been, Mislane has been really smooth this run.

[21:10] I think it's because, yeah, I think they nerfed it. So I remember Mislane's being a lot more painful when we played it last time. Like a lot more painful. I remember a lot more of the air guys.

[21:23] I remember constantly being under attack from the air guys. I felt like we were being mortared. Like most of the time that we were in there. Dude, we saw like two or three of them this run. So I think they reduced the spawns and they tweaked it, they definitely tweaked it.

[21:39] No question. Because yeah, it was brutal, it was brutal back in the day. Oh, actually wait, now that I'm thinking about it, we are playing on normal, because normal

[21:52] influenced the amount of mobs that spawn or just the difficulty of them. I don't know if it actually affects the spawns themselves.

[22:09] Well, no, actually, I can almost confirm it doesn't, because we've had some absolutely ridiculous times in this game, so... Oh, whoops. Thanks guys. Alright, what are we looking at here?

[22:24] Oh, a little plane file. Finally out of the god dang mist. This is awesome.

[22:37] I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a look at this. finally out of the god dang mist. Woo! Damn!

[23:01] Hmm, some power stamping looks great! Looks great, yeah. Oh, it's probably right ACOG, yeah. That sounds a bit...

[23:13] Yep.

[23:27] That sounds about right. Hmm. Oh, whoa, look at this! Where did that little bit of land...

[23:42] Look at this land right under us! What is this? It's like in the middle of the ocean, bro! What?! That's like a cool base. Dang! That's fun. Little sandbank, yeah. Like, right in the middle.

[24:06] Oh, we getting stormy? We getting stormy with it? Okay, there's no way this is the biome that the queen's in.

[24:18] So we're gonna scoot around this a little bit. Uh oh. Oh no! Don't do that. Damn it.

[24:30] You jerk wind. Um, it just moved to be right there. I don't know if I want to go around the other way. I don't think I do to be honest.

[24:43] Hmm. I see some trees right ahead of us, but I don't think this is going to work what we're doing now. But we can give it a little look. This land is weird. It's like it's sunk into the water.

[25:03] Hmm. Well I don't know if I want to bisect this man.

[25:15] He seems dangerous. Okay.

[25:48] All right.

[26:09] Looking okay. Oh, no. Oh, that's a lot of Seekers right there. Oh, no.

[26:44] Miss Lansby's Curry.

[26:57] Alright. I think we're good. Okay. I think my show's bad.

[27:09] Yeah. Beautiful. I thought it looked like a pyramid over there.

[27:42] Is that a mountain biome? Let's see, something weird with the long range loading. How do people not like the art style of this game?

[27:58] It's so pretty. Oh, parts of the game are gorgeous. If you zoom in on the people though, they're super pixelated and I think that's not everyone's jam unfortunately. Mmhmm.

[28:10] So I'm pretty sure this is the biome here the queen is in. So we need to find a good angle of approach here. We're gonna kinda go around the right side and see if we can shut out some of the borders.

[28:25] Oh sh- Man, come on, Winn, you piece of shit! literally just went a little bit so it's directly in front of us.

[28:43] God damn. Frickin' game, man.

[28:56] They can't even hack him. Fine. Fine. Use motor for sailing?

[29:08] Yeah. Oh, we got a squawk over there.

[29:20] That could be good. Hopefully it loops around wherever the biome, or the scene is. Seems fun. Thank you

[30:03] Nah, not yet. Let's see if they can hook around that side over there.

[30:15] Oh God, Puffers! No! Stay away! They're doing...

[30:28] The villains.

[30:58] Great.

[31:22] Have I fought any sea monster yet? No. Not yet. How long have I been playing today? About 7ish hours, 6-7 hours.

[31:36] This is our third game. And then we have a fourth game after this in about just under an hour. Playing that for an hour. And then I'll be back tonight for some cozy Valheim as well.

[31:58] Well, we played the side of Diamond Hill. Love of the Dawnwalker. How's Love of the Dawnwalker going? We're working on the final officer of the vampires. And then it's...

[32:10] Then we're going after them. Yep. Are you tired? Yes, but that's because I have three children.

[32:28] Dude. This doesn't look too bad. Oh, not...

[32:40] No! That's a fog! We were just getting to where I need to look around. What is with this game? I swear to God, dude. Oh my Jesus. Ah!

[32:53] Okay. Okay. We just got to the point where I was like, okay, let's try to find a landing spot. Nope. Nope.

[33:05] At least I'm calm about it. I know, right? Oh, my God. Okay. How about just slam into something? I can't even see it.

[33:17] Oh, God. There's something literally right in front of me. Oh, my Jesus. I'm not even in the mid-slamp. Okay. We go back.

[33:34] I do need this fog to clear. Like, actually. Hmm.

[33:48] You know what? Change of plans. Well, hold on. Is that a gobble tower? That's a gobble tower right there. We don't want to be next to that. Okay. We're trying to hook around the north side a little bit and see if we can find another biome.

[34:10] Man, there's nothing on the map here. Jesus, dude. Bro, come on, man. The mist makes my eyes mess up, not the map.

[34:27] Okay. And see, but it's foggy, so I can't go by my map, I can't go by my eyes, I guess I just have to keep sailing, bumping into shit, and hope for the best.

[34:41] I'm just gonna cut it here. Bye.

[34:58] Ooh, nice. Um, do towers respawn chat? These gobble towers that we're right next to?

[35:18] No. Okay, wonderful. Get away from my boat, jerk. You come back here.

[35:37] Wonderful. Get all the black metals, because we're officially out of black metal. We're going to have to do a black metal run, actually, in the near future.

[35:58] I'm going to go ahead and do it.

[36:28] So we have a ton of black metal and one of your boats far from home? I think we took that one home already. We did bring back a big haul of black metal. So I'm pretty sure that's what we... That's what we already brought home.

[36:41] Yep.

[36:58] so

[37:11] um

[37:28] Good to know.

[37:58] I'm sorry, Chad.

[38:10] This is bugging me too much. I've got to make this happen.

[38:28] Thank you.

[38:58] Lovely.

[39:28] Thank you.