We Pitched Offensive City Plans to Locals

[00:02] pride flag. >> Hell no. >> No. >> You guys disagree with it. I'm like, vote for that. >> Who wants to see a society where parents

[00:15] stay together longer? >> Well, we have a solution. A 50% rent increase for single mothers. >> What? I have something to throw at you. as a yes. >> No. Are you trying to go to us? Said

[00:32] nothing. >> Disclaimer: Everything said in this only. This does not represent us. Do not replicate or act upon any content shown. We invited local residents to attend what looks like a real city meeting

[00:46] where we are posing as officials presenting new plans that will affect them. But the catch is we are given extremely offensive ideas that we have to present no matter what. After the presentation, strangers will raise their

[00:58] hands if we convince them to support our new plans. And just like the impractical jokers, whichever team gets the fewest hands raised will face the terrible mystery punishment at the end. It's actually I'm telling you right now, it's

[01:11] >> Yeah, we're not doing a lot. We're not doing a lot. We're not going to do all doing terrible. >> We do like the chill. We do like the winning. >> We're the winning winners. Do you guys

[01:25] >> That's your presentation we made. >> What do you know about your >> You don't know [ __ ] You don't know [ __ ] about your presentation. >> It's bad. >> What do you mean it's that bad?

[01:37] guard here. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. JD and I are going first. And remember, we have no clue what they put on this presentation. All commute. >> This room is insane. That's a full

[01:52] front of them. So, how's your guys day going so far? Is everybody good? >> Awesome. Are you guys ready? >> Yeah. >> All right, guys. Give us feedback on our new city plans. We are McCain and

[02:05] Jeremiah. We've been selected by the National Youth Policy Initiative to legislative level. Today, we're presenting several proposals and need your feedback before they are finalized. This is part of the real decision-making

[02:18] process. Your voice matters here more than anywhere else. Let's discuss the know what's about to happen. Like, we make their press [ __ ] to see real economic growth and results in our city? Yeah. Who's ready to bring

[02:32] real jobs and infrastructure to our community? Yeah. Awesome. Introducing a brand new $300 million nuclear power plant in the bay.

[02:44] >> Probably not a good idea. >> I would say no. Nope. No. >> It'll never fly in Orange County. I'm just telling you that now. Never fly. >> Never. >> Never ever ever fly.

[02:57] jobs. >> Okay, is the easiest way. >> Wrong. It costs a lot of money. You put a lot of lives in jeopardy. And I can guarantee you no one will ever vote for

[03:10] >> It's going to kill the wildlife. >> Yo, this is not real. This is This is like This is it, dude. This is Let's go on to the next one. Is that No. >> No.

[03:24] >> Big no. >> Okay. Big no. Understood. Okay. Here's thrilled to launch. >> Dude, not this one. One of our main goals is to fix traffic. Traffic is stealing an extra 400 hours of your life

[03:39] every single year. Fortunately, we have a plan to give you those hours back. >> Oh, no. >> Introducing the traffic khazar. >> The khazar.

[03:52] my bad. Yeah. Traffic Zar. >> Let's do that again. Introducing the traffic ZAR. One man that controls the roads. Every driver must call the ZAR departing. >> No, thank you.

[04:07] >> No. >> Yo, that lady needs to go. >> You got to you got to um got to stay you got to hear it out. Oh, no approval, no driver. >> With 80% of your cars gone, you will

[04:21] you guys think? >> How did you guys come up with that? >> So, thumbs down. >> So, you have to call before you start >> Yeah, you have to call him and then you have to book your travel and then

[04:33] deny you. >> If he allows it, if awesome. But if your it. >> That's not a good idea. Yeah, that >> What happened to living in the free country of the United States of America?

[04:46] >> This is ridiculous. >> Well, he would probably approve you, but not other people that are like like lazy. he wouldn't approve anybody that's like lazy or like not doing it for a real

[05:00] >> No, this is serious. >> We don't live in North Korea. Thank you. >> I'm going to say it. I don't care. We can go to the next one, but I think in >> Lived in Russia. >> Yo, the lady in the bag might be the

[05:16] >> We have new adjustments for the education system to change the game. Oh, racist. Recent data reveals students test scores have plummeted to historic lows, threatening our community's future. Who's ready to flip the script?

[05:33] >> Well, let's see what you got. Let's make it happen by transitioning our teacher staff from our current diverse lineup to a selective high achieving team proven a selective high achieving team proven to deliver exceptional results.

[05:50] look at the scores. >> No, these are literally the highest They're actually the high they're literally the high achievers in this >> Well, you know, kids are usually, you know, 7 hours a day at school. So, you

[06:04] dramatically changed their life. >> You can have all the good teachers you want, but if you don't have an infrastructure and money, it's not going levels. So, there you go. >> Yeah.

[06:16] another >> next. here. >> I don't think, Dude, this is not going >> Okay, Jake.

[06:29] >> Is he laughing? >> He's laughing. And rest assured, >> He's totally laughing. That's a laugh. That's a laugh. What is he doing? And that's one point off their score at the end. And rest assured,

[06:43] >> he's been sneezing a lot. And rest assured, 12% of their salaries will fund their Uber rides to and from schools. It's a no win-win situation. Sharper minds in class and fewer risks on the road.

[06:58] >> This really sounds racist. I don't have to. It is pretty racist. >> It is. >> What is Jay doing? He's laughing again. >> He looks like he's fent it out. What the was Why is he laughing?

[07:11] >> That's not a good He wrote it. >> Stupid. I'm going to So what? It's >> The whole thing. >> We have more policies that you guys will probably like. So, while we're on the topic of education, immigration is good,

[07:24] English. >> Oh, I already know I don't like this. >> I already know I don't like this. Fortunately, we have a solution. Fortunately, we have a solution. Allowing immigrants to learn English at

[07:36] Allowing immigrants to learn English at >> Bro to be doing the punishment. Allow immigrants to learn English at elementary schools. >> I'm not against it, but I thought they

[07:49] >> They They're not in here. They're not here. So, this will help them learn the basics so they can integrate flawlessly in America. So they would be in school with the elementary students at this point.

[08:02] >> Yeah. So just to double up like so we can save pay on like the teachers to >> I just say no. >> I mean learning with children might be a >> well maybe the children can learn life life experience from the older people.

[08:14] experience from the older people. >> No thank you. >> No thank you. >> Yo they're done. They're [ __ ] done. >> Well we have teachers in the classroom and security officers. Would you install

[08:27] and security officers. Would you install like TSA uh metal detectors for classroom? >> Why? Why do you say that? >> I'm just saying. I don't know. >> Individual like the kid right here.

[08:39] looks like he wants to blow the classroom up. I wouldn't be I wouldn't >> Oh, no. I don't think he would have I don't think he would do that. >> How do you know, >> dude? Everyone is against them. I don't

[08:52] >> That's good feedback then, right? Thank you guys so much. Seriously, this is >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, they're [ __ ] person blocking your path? >> Yeah, you see them, but

[09:05] blocking you. >> Some of us have and some of us haven't. >> Well, we have a plan to get homeless people off the streets for good. >> We'll make front yards public so homeless people can get off the streets.

[09:19] >> Oh, no. >> What about their neighbors? That would front yards their permanent homes. No, >> not their permanent home. >> People don't pay and buy a house and property tax every year to have somebody

[09:33] they going to go to the bathroom? That's ridiculous. >> They'll probably use the bathroom on the lawn though, like a dog. >> Thumbs down on this one. >> Before we go into the next city plan, we

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[10:54] >> Yes, >> I do. >> Starting soon, the following crimes will now have a minimum fine of $500. Littering, loitering, operating a lemonade stand without a permit.

[11:09] >> Not for the lemonade. >> Well, you know, they don't pay they >> It doesn't matter. It's a kid. Stop trying to common sense. >> All right. So, yes on this one.

[11:25] >> Okay. We've even decided to make some changes to social media usage. Arrest social media. >> No. It's part of the first amendment. Can you name the five elements of the first amendment? Do you know?

[11:40] >> No. >> We should just move to Russia then. Korea. >> North Korea's a dictatorship. America >> North Korea is a dictatorship. America isn't.

[11:52] to do this. >> No, no, no. This is just for safety. safety. See, that's the difference. You're so young. You haven't had a lot of life experience yet. >> So, yes.

[12:05] >> No. Okay. Let's discuss how we can use AI to help our city, shall we? Who here is sick and tired of crime in our city? >> Everybody is. We will have a new plan to stop crime before it happens. Enlist AI police robots to predict crimes before

[12:18] >> No predict. No predict. >> Yeah, they can predict it. >> This lady is grilling him. Using advanced state-of-the-art AI, robots can detect patterns to catch criminals fast.

[12:32] that uh color palette on the bottom? >> The metric right here. Jay Jay wrote Yeah. So you see the threat detected here. The AI will detect the threat and then police will be involved quick and able to get them.

[12:45] >> You're not guilty until you do the crimes. It's stupid. >> Well, well, we can predict like act actually we can predict 90% of the time and it's always right 90% of the time. >> This is the dumbest stuff I've ever

[12:57] >> I don't even know why I'm >> Now we can profile 90% accuracy. accuracy. >> No, it hasn't even worked. Even license >> But that's humans. AI is smarter. That's that that's humans, though. AI is way

[13:12] >> No, it's AI is made by human input, though. And there's bias. >> Well, they evolve by itself. >> I'm ready for the next >> Yo, they're already on thin ice. This is bad, bro.

[13:24] Let's talk about minority representation. It's unfair that celebrate what makes them special. So, we created a new year round solution to this problem. We are installing the world's biggest

[13:38] >> Hell no. >> Are you joking? >> No, it's going to make us too soft. It's going to make Orange County too soft. We that. >> I feel like it would help, you know,

[13:51] people come out and be more prideful. >> It's too gay out here already, so I >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> 300 ft of gayness.

[14:06] has just everybody on it? >> Well, this is the new American flag. >> Yeah. >> Everybody's covered. >> Everybody's covered. >> Yeah. Is this good? Good. Yes.

[14:19] >> Yes. I think >> Oh, that's a no. That's okay. Sorry something else. >> Um, okay. Cool. And don't worry, it can be easily seen at night with our 9,000 watt spotlights.

[14:33] >> Next. >> Next. >> She's actually the goat. Dude, I love this lady. I actually love this lady. actually took these lights from the 9/11 memorial in New York.

[14:46] >> Fun fact, though, we actually took these lights from the 9/11 memorial in New lights from the 9/11 memorial in New York. >> commuters. >> Commuters. Thank you. Let's talk about

[15:02] our plans for commuters in our city. Have you ever had to wait over 10 >> Yeah. >> We have a solution to solve this ride be the first city to test government vehicle ride sharing. Commuters can

[15:17] simply jump onto any government vehicle for easy transportation. >> Ridiculous. This is insulting to my intelligence. >> Where's she going? Maybe she's Ubering out in the fire truck. Any feedback?

[15:32] >> Down. >> Yeah, I'd be down to save money, too. You're going to say next. >> Lady in the back. Let me guess. You're >> NO. I JUST I JUST THINK it looks like it

[15:44] good >> until Junior falls off and there's a for it. But it does look fun. >> This lady's the best ever, bro. She's >> Hey, well, thank you. Please raise your hand if you support our new city plans

[16:00] >> One. >> Oh my god, they just have one. >> Any hands? >> One. THEY JUST amazing. >> I feel like it was I feel like it was a

[16:17] didn't like it. So, how how many hands do we We got We got one. How many times got >> Okay. So, we got to make them laugh three times.

[16:30] win. We could get zero hands and if we don't laugh, we win. You spent the first quarter of the presentation like this. >> J, what the was that? You started of your presentation. >> Joe and Justin are up next. And

[16:46] They have no clue what's going to be on it. >> Y'all are cookieable, bro. >> Y'all are cook. No, I'm telling you, we went crazy. We went crazy. >> If you guys can't get more than negative

[16:58] punishment. >> That's pretty easy. All we can do the laugh and we're not going. >> You guys are going to laugh. No, you you >> Yeah. >> I mean, you lowkey were giggly last

[17:10] time. >> You're Mr. Giggle shits, dude. Trust. >> bro. No, this this crowd is insane. It's like a town hall meeting. >> We don't need to be professional no more. We can be as much We can have as

[17:26] >> No, they look >> Joe and Justin look nervous as hell. >> Great. >> Today we have new city plans we're going to bring. We are Joe and >> Justin. Nice to meet you guys.

[17:40] >> Good. warmed up yet. >> We got to make sure they believe it. >> Let's do it. >> Justin, you want to take us away?

[17:53] >> Yeah. Who here wants to see strong relationships built between the US and >> That would be great. >> We don't need the tension. >> This is insane. So, we're excited to announce a new infrastructure

[18:05] partnership between the US and the UK. In exchange for funding California development, British officials requested one small thing. A royal vacation home built right here in the heart of our city.

[18:20] >> This is bizarre and beyond anything I've ever heard of. >> What? >> You're opposed? Opposed? relation. It's a relation builder. >> I think it's a little extraordinary, but

[18:33] >> Cool. I guess we just have to see how much it is. It's going to bring in $10 million, so it's sort of worth it. The only estimate I have to give you guys a better idea is they're looking to fund about $10 million. So, I think it'd be

[18:46] worth it. But >> 10 million, it doesn't >> 10 million going to cover like the what the what the land cost. think about it like a like a political marriage.

[18:59] that you gave so far, >> it would be like an absolute no. >> So, we're going to take that as a yes. So, that's a yes for everyone. Oh, yes and no. >> Okay. Is there a certain amount we would

[19:11] million. Is there the fact that it's only British accessible that makes it >> All right. So, I'll take it as a yes from most people. Okay. So, I could tell We'll take that as a yes. We'll keep moving.

[19:28] >> Okay. Let's address our homelessness crisis. Who here wants to help homeless >> of course, >> of course they're people. Who here wants other up? >> I mean, yeah, why not? It's a

[19:44] no-brainer. Los Angeles is currently facing one of the most severe homeless epidemics in the world. To ease their burden, we'll be housing 50% of LA's homeless population right here in our city.

[20:01] Tell them we're going to use the beach. That's where they're going to say. >> I think the main selling point is I think a lot of them would be willing >> No, there's no way more res.

[20:16] meeting. >> It's a $200 ticket to sleep on the >> We could change that or we could attempt to cuz if we're taking on 50% of them, >> that's a lot of >> So on this one again, seems like we will

[20:30] consensus. >> I think it's a no. >> Are you trying to go to us? >> You said no. >> No. Okay, I understand. Thank you. Okay, so let's talk about waste management in

[20:44] our city. We are adding smart trash cans that notify the city when they're full. >> Quick and easy so they're not overflowing. >> Perfect. Good, dude. We're going to [ __ ] him on the next.

[20:56] >> Absolutely. Just boom. So, let's talk about the job market, shall we? Our city ever, but we have a solution to save that all. Uh, kids eight and up will be allowed to work. >> It's a great idea.

[21:11] >> Depends on the job. >> Keep them out of trouble. need to help, too. >> I mean, the bills are getting expensive. in, too. >> Now thinking another 8year-old.

[21:25] the beach or something like that? >> Yeah, that that's possible. I mean, we you said, it could be picking up trash >> Currently, I don't want to have a kid if I have to pay for his ass.

[21:38] really, really expensive now. And personally, like I'm young, but what I want to have to pay for his ass in this economy. >> Oh, a lot of other countries kids start when they're six, seven, eight, 9 years

[21:52] >> Say 67 >> and 67. Um, but I'm originally Italian and They had me working young like you said like at Nike that kind of taught me a lot of like valuable fundamentals and

[22:05] trouble like you said >> how to work harder 16 hours a day. >> I had to work harder 16 hours a day and it just taught me a lot about like life. >> How many? >> I was five or five.

[22:19] >> Were you happy like as a child though? Like what's the psychological impact? >> But I was forced to. I think the difference is the lack of freedom. >> Dude, he's actually so good at this. >> It's actually a problem.

[22:32] >> That's crazy. >> Uh let's talk about the environment. Our city's carbon footprint has become a serious problem. Fortunately though, we've created a simple solution to cut climate change by 40%. Replace most

[22:46] roads with bike only lanes to force residents to stop driving cars. >> And lose weight. >> And lose weight. Amazing perk right there. That's for sure. >> This is to force. Like I'm all for

[22:58] roads is quite a bit. >> The major roads we're talking about are basically like Jamberee. Yeah. I mean like a road for example like Jamberee, >> Dragging my balls across your face. Say that. Say that.

[23:13] Have you seen the dragons? >> Real dragons. >> I've seen them. >> He's seen them. >> I don't think they're going to say that. That is absurd. They're playing jokes.

[23:25] >> You got to get to somewhere and I'm in my car now. This is only for bikes. How do I get there? >> You would dismount from the vehicle and >> Huh?

[23:38] >> Go back to dragons. Did you say dragons? >> Let's go back to dragons, sir. You said >> Yes. I want to make sure that we are looking into that. >> Dragon initiative. If we're going to have a pro bike initiative.

[23:51] cuz I mean the helmets are not going to help against dragons. >> Say dragon spitting animals and when they spit dragons. >> The dragons,

[24:04] yet. >> Dragging my balls across your face. married couples. >> This one's insane.

[24:16] about to get mad. >> This is going to be good. a 50% rent increase for single mothers. >> What? >> Basically, the idea here is it will incentivize mothers to stay inside their

[24:31] relationship. >> Oh, it's not their fault the guys leave. >> Yeah. Or he's abusive. Or let me incentivize you. Stay with your abusive man. Blow your rent. >> It doesn't matter. The father's going to

[24:43] >> I like that one. >> I think it's a horrible idea to punish just be single mothers, not single parents. This will encourage women to stop cheating and prioritize their family.

[24:57] >> What psychologist did you hire to do? >> I need something to throw at you. >> No. >> We'll take that as a yes.

[25:12] >> No. Yes. Yes. We'll take it as a yes. >> I heard some yeses in the back. >> Okay, my my bad. I missed mispulled. I just >> Okay, raise your hand for no

[25:26] >> Who's a yes, though? Do we have any yeses? Any standout yeses? >> Okay. Must have been the wind. All right. We have new entertainment planned for our city. This is our beautiful city, but one thing it's lacking is real

[25:38] fun. So, we came up with a new entertainment zone everyone will love. >> Introducing the urban hunting reserve. What are we hunting? >> Dragons. >> No, is that is that really like like a

[25:53] >> Say you'll see on the next slide. >> Yeah, it would be a designated hunter. I'm sure if we go to the next slide, we can read more about uh a fun zone where you can import and hunt any animals in a large 20 acre wildlife reserve. We have

[26:06] thought we'd bring it to the inner city. So, it's like more readily. >> You can hunt robotic animals. >> Robotic animals. I think that's probably >> Robotic animals. I think that's probably still 10 years out. Um, let me see. Uh,

[26:19] shelter animals that go unadopted will be the main supply here to keep the >> Hunting dogs? >> Not hunting dogs. Hunting shelter >> Oh my god. >> I agree.

[26:33] >> Pretty much free game. Free elo. >> Absolutely not. I think it's more about giving them a last stand because these specifically shelter animals that go unadopted. We're talking about ones that are literally they're about to be put

[26:46] down in a hot dog. >> But it's giving them like one last >> we'll take this one as a no. We understand. Thank you guys. >> With the exception of dragons. >> Unless the dragon came from the shelter.

[27:01] feedback. This is great feedback. Disabled people need help more than ever. Uh, we all know the blue handicap spots help those with disabilities, but what about the new spot colors for other groups with unique challenges?

[27:14] other groups with unique challenges? Introducing pink parking spots. >> It's just confusing. What is it supposed to represent again? >> I think it's uh it's parking spots for women only.

[27:29] >> Um, there you go. There you go. These spaces will be 40% wider than normal spaces will be 40% wider than normal spots. to prevent parking accidents. >> Brilliant. >> Very statistic. It's very rooted in

[27:43] yes. >> This sounds like a unanimous yes. >> Oh, no. It's a joke. Completely no. >> Mixed bag of opinions. one? Sorry. >> It's a joke.

[27:56] I think it's genuinely very helpful like for like kind of like she said like you know we have specifically pregnant women spots but if we had just general like >> dude I don't know how they got out of this one this one was misogynistic

[28:11] there's no way they say yes to the next one there's no way >> and don't worry we didn't forget about another group facing their own parking another group facing their own parking hurdles introducing golden parking spots

[28:26] hurdles introducing golden parking spots >> for the Asian brought this up. I'm like excited. >> It does look like that. >> It does look like that. >> Oh, wow. That's

[28:41] >> That looks totally like me, man. You guys, >> Oh my god. >> Sir, sir, in the front, would you like this parking spot? >> So, yeses. Yeses on these pink and

[28:57] >> So, yeses. Yeses on these pink and yellow. >> Yeses all around. >> Yeah.

[29:12] your hand if you support our new city plans and want to see them passed. >> Don't tell me WHAT >> COOL. Thank you guys so much. I just saw four people raise their hand.

[29:25] really appreciate your time. Thank you. Appreciate it. >> Oh, you're all good, man. >> I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good one, >> Oh my god. There's no way we just lost. All right, JD and I got negative two

[29:40] >> You guys got four hands. >> THAT WAS INSANE. >> YES. SO, we JD and I are going to be doing the terrible mystery punishment, which is the 4hour gauntlet.

[29:57] What the is that? Before we get into the punishment, if you guys haven't, please hit the subscribe button. We want to hit 3 million subscribers. Bro, you want to >> I want to hit that. You want to hit 3 million?

[30:09] >> No. What's 4 hour? >> We're going to get to that right now. the punishment. Thank you guys so much for watching another family friendly for watching another family friendly Friday.