What Are The Best & Worst Game Adaptations? (Tier List)

[00:00] video game adaptations, movies, TV

[00:03] shows, some of these have an anime. That

[00:06] is what we're going to be talking about

[00:07] in this video. And if you have been

[00:08] around for a minute since last November,

[00:11] if I were to be exact, you would know

[00:13] that I actually made this very same

[00:15] video. But why am I making it again?

[00:18] Have I finally run out of content?

[00:20] Maybe. Maybe yes, maybe no. No, no, no,

[00:22] no. The reason that we're remaking this

[00:23] is uh for two reasons. Number one, we we

[00:26] we gained like almost a hundred. We've

[00:29] actually doubled in size since then, so

[00:31] most people don't even know that I made

[00:32] this, so they keep on requesting it over

[00:34] and over again. And to an event known as

[00:38] Chicken Jockey. Yes, the Minecraft movie

[00:41] literally forced me to make this one

[00:43] because I'm hearing a lot of people say

[00:45] the Minecraft movie is the worst

[00:46] adaptation ever created. No, it quite

[00:49] literally isn't. We can talk about what

[00:51] I think the worst adaptation is. Okay?

[00:53] And there's a difference between being a

[00:55] good adaptation and a good product and

[00:57] being a good adaptation and a bad

[00:59] product. We're going to be covering all

[01:00] of that today. And uh if I were to do a

[01:02] third reason, I limited We have a lot

[01:06] more on this list. Like no, no, I'm

[01:07] looking at it right now. We have 22

[01:09] different IPs that have been uh adapted

[01:12] into either a movie or a TV show. Some

[01:14] of these I'm surprised I haven't talked

[01:16] about before. And uh we're going to be

[01:18] putting them into a tier list by how

[01:20] good I think they are. And I'm just

[01:22] going to warn you right now. Um, this is

[01:23] going to be a pretty crass outheavy

[01:25] video because I think you guys know why

[01:27] there's there's there's going to be a

[01:29] lot of uh crashing out here. I'll give

[01:30] you a warning before it happens. But uh

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[02:01] get into the video game adaptation tier

[02:04] list. Now, the Minecraft movie. You know

[02:07] what? Let's just tackle it right away.

[02:09] Um the I am so happy the Minecraft movie

[02:12] is doing well. You want to know why I'm

[02:13] happy it's doing well? Because we have

[02:15] gotten more content for Minecraft now

[02:18] than we have within the past 5 years,

[02:21] brother. They they have actually done

[02:24] more with the lore of Minecraft now than

[02:27] they have ever. Like they're actually

[02:29] attempting. No, no, no. Do I think the

[02:31] Minecraft movie is the lore of

[02:33] Minecraft? Absolutely not. I think this

[02:35] was just to make a [ __ ] ton of money.

[02:37] And it is. It's actually on track to be

[02:40] the highest earning video game

[02:41] adaptation of all time, which is insane

[02:44] considering we have the Mario movie just

[02:47] right over here. That also was one of

[02:49] the biggest earning movies of all. Like,

[02:50] it's a lot of glazing. It's a really bad

[02:53] movie. It is one of the worst movies

[02:56] I've ever seen. Not the worst movie this

[02:58] year. It is like a four out of 10. It is

[03:00] just not good. It's not. It's not. But

[03:03] I'm happy it's doing well. I hope it

[03:05] makes 3 billion. I hope it out earns

[03:07] Avatar. Why? It would be funny. That's

[03:10] it. Okay. Now, parts that I like about

[03:13] this movie. Not much. Um, Jack Black,

[03:18] you know what? Let's just get into this.

[03:19] The whole chicken jockey meme is equally

[03:22] one of the funniest and worst things to

[03:24] come out of media. Why? Stop lighting

[03:27] fireworks inside of a movie theater. On

[03:29] a real note, I understand I'm a content

[03:30] creator, so it's it's really ritz coming

[03:32] from me. If you are a grown man going to

[03:35] a movie theater to watch the Minecraft

[03:37] movie, good on you. But if you're going

[03:39] to the Minecraft movie to set [ __ ]

[03:42] fireworks off when Jack Black says

[03:44] chicken jockey, get a job at that point.

[03:48] Get a job. I'm like that. That's the

[03:49] line. You want to throw around

[03:52] popcorn? Pretty cringe. But if you're

[03:54] doing that with a few of your homies,

[03:55] that's

[03:56] dope. Destruction of

[03:59] property. P pretty cringe. I would say

[04:01] destruction of property pretty cringe.

[04:04] Like people thought it was crazy that

[04:06] they were like, "Oh yeah, you need a

[04:07] child to go watch the uh the Minecraft

[04:09] movie." I lost faith in humanity.

[04:12] Imagine we have to get accompanied by a

[04:15] child to go watch a movie because they

[04:18] think you're delinquent. That's crazy to

[04:20] me. And I don't even blame them for

[04:21] doing that. Now, where am I going to put

[04:23] it? All things together, it's either

[04:26] awful, like absolutely terrible, or it's

[04:29] it's not great. It's there. There's no

[04:31] scenario that it's great. I'm going to

[04:32] put it in bad, but at least it's fun

[04:35] bad. Like, it it it is. If the memes

[04:38] around this IP weren't there, it would

[04:40] just be what is this? What have you

[04:43] given me? I'm putting it in bad because

[04:45] that's the best way that I can describe.

[04:47] It's a fun bad movie at times. It got

[04:50] two chuckles out of me and that's about

[04:52] it. Everything else did not care. It's

[04:54] also a really boring movie. That's

[04:57] another thing, bro. The Minecraft movie

[04:59] is a weirdly boring movie, which I don't

[05:02] understand, but I don't know. Bad. I'm

[05:03] going end it right there. Devil May Cry

[05:06] anime, the new one. I know there was

[05:07] another one. Didn't watch it because I I

[05:09] I just didn't. Um I'm not seeing a lot

[05:12] of stuff talked about this. Okay. Is it

[05:15] great? No. It's not bad. It's not a bad

[05:19] anime. I really don't like like I

[05:22] understand it doesn't look amazing. The

[05:23] animation is iffy iffy at times, but

[05:27] like it's an actionheavy anime. The I

[05:30] like a lot of the criticisms I hear for

[05:33] the Devil May Cry anime, it comes from

[05:34] Devil May Cry fans. And I'm going to I'm

[05:36] going to put my hand on your shoulder

[05:38] when I tell you this. You are not in a

[05:41] place to negotiate. Okay? As a casual

[05:44] Devil May Cry fan, I am the captain now.

[05:47] You want to know why I'm the captain

[05:49] now? Devil May Cry as an IP is going out

[05:52] of business. They had to make an anime

[05:54] to get new people into the series so

[05:58] they could maybe make another game. We

[06:00] are talking about DMC getting rebooted

[06:02] again because y'all just keep on letting

[06:05] it go to [ __ ] So, this is what I got to

[06:08] say. I understand the nitpicks that

[06:10] you're going to do. Oh, well, I don't

[06:11] like that they replace the voice actor

[06:13] with Nero. Who cares? You guys have not

[06:16] been able to keep the Devil May Cry

[06:18] franchise alive. You don't get room to

[06:19] negotiate. How about this? How about

[06:21] this? We reboot the entire [ __ ]

[06:23] franchise or you guys are okay with the

[06:25] the little changes that we're going to

[06:27] do to it. How about that? It's good

[06:29] enough. It got immediately rebooted for

[06:32] a No, not rebooted, a re renewed for a

[06:34] second season. I dig it. I think it's a

[06:37] solid 7.5 out of 10. A lot of the

[06:40] problems I have with it is it starts

[06:42] plot lines that we aren't going to get

[06:43] finished until season 2 because they

[06:45] were worried that they would they had to

[06:47] get renewed for a season two. That's

[06:48] essentially what happened. I'm putting

[06:50] it in good. It's at the bottom of good,

[06:52] but like there are literal leagues above

[06:55] in terms of quality. Devil May Cry anime

[06:57] versus the Minecraft movie. I will

[06:59] defend that. It's like passable. Like it

[07:01] works on its own. It's that good. I'm

[07:03] going to put it 7.5. It's a good I would

[07:06] call it good. The Fallout TV show, um,

[07:09] one of the best, literally one of the

[07:11] greatest adaptations I've ever seen.

[07:13] However, I um I don't know if it was on

[07:15] this platform. I think it might have

[07:16] been on the old tick-talkie. Um I was in

[07:18] a debate recently debating Fallout verse

[07:22] Arcane. What is the better adaptation?

[07:25] Um what's what do you mean? Oh, well

[07:27] Arcane's over the lore. Fallout is a

[07:30] game. No, it's not. The Fallout TV show

[07:32] is literally not an adaptation of any

[07:34] game. What game has Fallout adapted?

[07:38] Name one. Name one. Is it Fallout 1 2 3

[07:40] 4 5? When I mean by five, I meant New

[07:43] Vegas. If is it is it any of those? No.

[07:45] Okay, then it's adapting the lore. It's

[07:47] a game set in the world. That is

[07:49] literally what Arcane is. And for that

[07:51] reason, I put Arcane above Fallout.

[07:54] Fallout's top three greatest adaptations

[07:56] of all time. It is. Now, maybe top four

[07:59] because there's one that's going to be

[08:00] in here that legitimately I think needs

[08:02] to get brought up more because I'm just

[08:04] now finding this out. I like where do I

[08:06] even start? I love the look. I think

[08:08] they got the vibe down. I think the mood

[08:11] is great. I think the pacing is actually

[08:14] really good. It's a really good

[08:16] introduction to the lore of Fallout

[08:17] because it doesn't go into the crazy

[08:19] stuff yet. I think season 2 we're going

[08:21] to be getting Death Claws, the Enclave,

[08:23] and that type of stuff, which admittedly

[08:25] is going to get a bit crazier, but I

[08:26] think you have to put Fallout. It's It's

[08:29] a great adaptation. It's one of the

[08:31] best. It is something that you can point

[08:33] at and say that is how you adapt a video

[08:35] game. You have to put it there. It's one

[08:37] of my all-time favorites. It was It was

[08:40] my I think it was not last year. No.

[08:43] Yeah. Did it come out last year? I think

[08:45] Yeah, it did come out last year. I would

[08:46] put it in

[08:48] my I think it was my third favorite

[08:50] series of the year. Yeah. No, no, no. My

[08:53] second favorite series of the year.

[08:55] Yeah, bro. It's great. I have to put it

[08:56] one. No question, bro. Great. I'm I'm

[08:58] hyped for season 2.

[09:00] Arcane. Listen, Arcane is still above

[09:02] Fallout. It just is. I'm sorry. Now,

[09:04] maybe Fallout is going to go

[09:06] absolutely bad style with its next

[09:09] couple seasons and spin-offs that they

[09:11] will make because um Amazon be hungry.

[09:15] Okay, Arcane is one of the greatest

[09:17] animated series to ever be made. It's

[09:20] that good. It's amazing. Like, like the

[09:24] only criticism I heard of Arcane is that

[09:27] there wasn't enough of it. me want more

[09:30] movie is the literal criticism that I

[09:33] hear on this. Oh yeah, they sped they

[09:35] sped up to the end. Yeah, bro. It cost

[09:37] [ __ ] $60 million to make a season of

[09:39] this. It's like $15 million an episode.

[09:42] That is how expensive this series is. So

[09:45] yeah, they could have done a season 3.

[09:46] No, think about this. The series is so

[09:49] good that people are angry we didn't get

[09:51] a season 3 cuz they ended too quickly.

[09:53] That is the criticism of Avatar the Last

[09:55] Airbender. And that is arguably still

[09:58] the greatest animated series to ever be

[10:00] made. I am putting Arcane in the grapes

[10:03] above Fallout on the lore aspect. People

[10:06] get angry about the lore, too. Guess

[10:07] what? Arcane is the new lore now. Arcane

[10:10] is the story. You want to know why?

[10:11] League of Legends is notorious for

[10:13] rewriting their lore. This is the third

[10:15] time they've rebooted it. Why? They have

[10:18] no clue what they're doing. But Arcane

[10:20] is good, so I let it pass. The Mario

[10:22] movie, not the other one, the animated

[10:24] one.

[10:26] Um, like I have I just have to

[10:28] acknowledge that this is is it one of

[10:30] the greats on a money point 100%. Like

[10:33] it's at the same it's it's the same

[10:34] thing with Minecraft. Well, not the same

[10:36] thing. Minecraft is just bad, but it

[10:37] made a [ __ ] ton of money. So, I don't

[10:39] really feel bad. The Minecraft movie

[10:41] goes above the Devil May Cry anime. Um,

[10:44] I think it's funny that Chris Pratt is

[10:45] cast as Mario for nothing more than the

[10:47] meme. Like, no, he is. That's the fact,

[10:50] bro. He is cast he's casted as Mario for

[10:53] the meme. And who said Nintendo doesn't

[10:56] have a sense of humor? Me. Because I

[10:58] don't think Nintendo cleared that. I

[11:00] think they had to lie to them to get it.

[11:02] But on a real note, bro, I'm putting

[11:04] Nintendo honestly, not Nintendo, the

[11:07] Mario movie above Neville May Cry. Top

[11:09] of good. You have to be better than the

[11:11] Mario movie to me to get in the great.

[11:13] That is how I view it. And I think I

[11:15] actually think that's an extremely valid

[11:16] opinion. I think you could do more with

[11:18] the Mario movie, but it's Mario, so you

[11:20] are kind of capped at how good it is.

[11:22] I've already said I think Mario as like

[11:24] a franchise. I say overrated because it

[11:27] literally makes billions upon billions

[11:29] of dollars, but like there's not a lot

[11:32] of substance to it. It's just Mario. I

[11:34] can't really judge the the antiquities

[11:37] of it. It's [ __ ] Mario. That is how I

[11:39] view it. Yeah. In putting it's good.

[11:41] It's really good. Yeah. It's not great.

[11:44] Arcane and Fallout are great. If I have

[11:46] to explain that to you. I mean, I think

[11:48] I already did. Cyberpunk edge. Oh, this

[11:51] is another one. The reason I'm making

[11:52] this is cuz I finished

[11:55] edggerunners.

[11:56] Bro, that's so sad, dude. Like, I I had

[12:00] an idea of what was going to happen cuz

[12:02] I was so late to the party. Um, for

[12:04] anyone who doesn't know, so Cyberpunk,

[12:06] the video Cyberpunk 2077 had such a

[12:08] disastrous launch that they got

[12:11] resurrected by an anime that got

[12:13] commissioned as literally a last effort.

[12:16] Cyberpunk Edgeunners is a story set

[12:18] within the world of Cyberpunk, which is

[12:20] literally the same thing as Arcane and

[12:22] Fallout. It's the same thing. Okay? And

[12:25] it was so good, it got people to play

[12:27] the game again. And here's the thing,

[12:29] dude. It is so good. It's so good, dude.

[12:31] Now, no, no, no. This might be seen

[12:32] blasphemous. I still enjoy Fallout a

[12:35] little bit more because I was watching

[12:37] the last episode of Cyberpunk literally

[12:39] through tears. Maybe I'll watch it back

[12:42] again and, you know, not cry this time.

[12:44] But I'm going to put Cyberpunk Edgunners

[12:46] bottom of great. Yeah, Cyberpunk

[12:48] Edgeunners is better than Mario. Does

[12:50] anybody actually debate that? No, no,

[12:52] no. So, Cyberpunk Edge Runners. Sorry,

[12:54] there was a weird cut there. My dogs are

[12:55] going ballistic. Okay. Cyberpunk

[12:57] bedrunners goes above Mario. Yeah, I

[13:00] think they were trying to correct me

[13:00] because I was trying to say there's no

[13:02] debate. No, there's debate there, but

[13:04] this is again in my personal opinion.

[13:08] Mario's kind of capped at how good it

[13:10] can be. It is. It is kind of capped.

[13:12] Cyberpunk Cyber Punk's really good.

[13:14] Cyberpunk Edge Runners is real is

[13:16] amazing. I'm putting it at the bottom of

[13:17] great. I think that's valid. Um, Mario

[13:19] made a [ __ ] ton of money. That's your W,

[13:22] but we'll get into a an actual [ __ ] ton

[13:24] of money in a second. Halo, the TV show

[13:27] from Paramount

[13:28] Plus. Actually the worst thing I've ever

[13:30] seen. Oh my gosh, bro. Okay, so let me

[13:33] get this straight. You have the entire

[13:34] now. Okay, crass out. Crass out. Okay.

[13:37] Okay. I'm just going to warn you. There

[13:38] is going to be a crass out here. So if

[13:39] you're listening to me in ear in

[13:41] headphones, earbuds, you might want to

[13:44] turn it down just a smidgen. Just a

[13:46] smidgen. Okay. Or don't. So you can feel

[13:48] my raids coming through. Okay. So Halo

[13:51] has the entire lore of the forerunners,

[13:54] the flood, the humans, the human

[13:56] covenant war, the civil wars that

[13:58] humanity was having before the covenant

[14:00] war. They have all of that to play with.

[14:02] Okay. You even have like this um the

[14:05] morality of like AI warfare, the

[14:08] morality of warfare and what like the

[14:10] means to an end. At what point does that

[14:12] become immoral? what what like mankind

[14:15] has done to go to war with the covenant

[14:17] that we've opened this box that will

[14:19] probably never be closed. Okay, so you

[14:21] have all of that. Okay, but okay, I'm

[14:24] feeling that venom coming up for a

[14:26] second.

[14:27] Okay, you have all of that, but this is

[14:29] what you

[14:32] do. Okay. Yeah, let's [ __ ] make

[14:35] Master Chief a stereotypical super

[14:37] soldier where he takes off his [ __ ]

[14:38] helmet every other scene and then we

[14:40] literally get a scene of Master Cheeks.

[14:43] Okay, that is what we get. Okay. And

[14:46] well, I wanted to do my own thing with

[14:49] the Halo

[14:51] IP. Don't You're not the one that's

[14:53] talented. You are not good enough. You

[14:56] are not. Somebody your your mom should

[14:59] have told you that when you were a child

[15:01] and told you to do literally anything

[15:03] other than this. You are not the thing

[15:06] we are going to see. Well, I just wanted

[15:09] to put my own artistic rendit. No, you

[15:12] don't do that. Don't do that. You want

[15:14] to know why?

[15:16] Halo solos literally everything that you

[15:19] have ever made. You want You know what

[15:21] your job is? You want to know what your

[15:22] job is? Let me remind you what your job

[15:24] is. Well, I'm a director. You are

[15:27] adapting

[15:29] something. You are adapting a game into

[15:34] a series. What do you think that means?

[15:36] So, I'm going to direct I don't want

[15:38] your own spin. I don't even want to know

[15:42] you exist. I don't want to know anything

[15:45] about you. I don't care what you want to

[15:48] do. Your job is to adapt that as close

[15:53] as

[16:01] poss. That is what you do. So I'm not

[16:03] supposed to put my own spin on

[16:05] it. Yeah, that is the point. Halo

[16:10] literally cannot get improved on. It

[16:12] can't. And well, how do you know? I know

[16:14] it's not going to be you that does it. I

[16:16] know it's not going to be you. You want

[16:18] to know how I know it's not you? Cuz

[16:19] what the [ __ ] did you make? What did you

[16:22] actually make, bro? On Param. How you

[16:25] make the worst thing on Paramount Plus?

[16:27] That's like me saying, "Oh yeah, bro.

[16:31] Hell is awful. It's painful. This is the

[16:34] worst thing

[16:35] here. It's in a sea of garbage. You have

[16:38] somehow made the thing that literally

[16:40] nobody will

[16:43] touch. That's your vision, bud. That's

[16:47] what you did. I never want you. I would

[16:49] I don't make anything ever again. Ever

[16:52] again. Never. No. You get a different

[16:54] job. Go become like I don't even know. I

[16:57] was going to say like an electrician.

[16:59] No, because an electrician has to be

[17:01] smart enough to figure out that Oh,

[17:02] yeah. If I touch these wires together,

[17:04] I'll be electrocuted. I think you would

[17:06] try to do your own thing and light the

[17:08] [ __ ] house on fire. What the hell,

[17:10] bro? That's so bad. What is this? That's

[17:13] actually what my reaction. What is this?

[17:16] Awful. This might be the worst one. I'm

[17:18] just saying, bro. The World of Warcraft

[17:20] movie. Here's the problem with this. I

[17:23] respect how much they committed. And

[17:25] there there's going to be something I'm

[17:27] going to cover later on that I have

[17:29] literally zero respect for cuz they do

[17:31] not commit to the IP. And if you're not

[17:33] going to commit to the thing that you

[17:35] are adapting, then you might as well

[17:37] have just not made that. And here's the

[17:38] problem. Have you ever noticed? Uh, and

[17:41] we're not going to do it for World of

[17:42] Warcraft. We're covering it in a later

[17:43] one. Okay. I'm actually going to move it

[17:45] up so we can cover it.

[17:47] Um, it's it's not terrible, but know it

[17:51] is bad. It's bad, but it's

[17:55] not it's a bomb, but it's like Here's

[17:59] the thing, bro. Imagine if the Minecraft

[18:01] movie tried to take itself too

[18:03] seriously. People would hate it. The

[18:05] Minecraft movie is memeing and the World

[18:07] of Warcraft one like I'm putting it

[18:12] in. Bro, this is actually kind of tough.

[18:14] Do I put it in mid or bad? The Minecraft

[18:17] movie is admittedly worse. Like, no. No.

[18:19] But this is what I mean by that. The

[18:20] Minecraft movie, if you judge it as a

[18:22] film, is a three out of 10. The World of

[18:24] Warcraft is like a four or a five. But

[18:27] you will have I'm going to say it, bro.

[18:29] The Minecraft movie is more boring than

[18:31] the World of Warcraft movie. And if you

[18:33] don't think that, you didn't watch it.

[18:34] I'm putting it in mid. Now, people can

[18:37] go on the lore. I'm not aware of the

[18:38] lore of World of Warcraft. I'm going to

[18:40] put Warcraft in mid. I I am. I just am.

[18:43] It gets way worse.

[18:45] Pokemon. So, when I talked about this

[18:48] last time, I said something that was

[18:49] objectively wrong, and this is what I

[18:51] said. Well, technically, the cards came

[18:54] out first and the anime, then the games

[18:56] came out. Um, no. The game came first

[18:59] and then the cards did and then the

[19:01] anime did and then the movie did. Okay,

[19:03] so I'm just going to say this right now.

[19:04] This is the objective goat of all

[19:06] adaptations. Nobody will ever [ __ ]

[19:08] surpass this thing ever, ever again.

[19:11] This will Oh my god. Do you have any

[19:13] idea how much it hurts me to say that?

[19:14] That Pokemon is the single greatest

[19:16] adaptation of a game to ever and will

[19:19] ever exist. It improve billions billions

[19:23] of dollars. literally been they're

[19:26] printing money. They they they are

[19:28] taking money that doesn't even exist yet

[19:30] and it just spawns in inside of Pokemon.

[19:34] That think about that, bro. The

[19:37] an the game spawned an anime that did no

[19:42] spawned cards that did so well that the

[19:46] anime was printing money. I'm put It's

[19:50] the best. It's the You have to do it. I

[19:52] don't even like it that much. I have to

[19:54] put it in great because they are they

[19:56] found the it's a GTA 5 infinite money

[19:59] glitz over and over and over and over

[20:01] again

[20:03] over it makes me mad that that you'll

[20:07] work for your entire life. A [ __ ]

[20:08] Pokemon card is worth more than you and

[20:11] it's because of this. Insane, dude. The

[20:14] Doom movies. How How do you f this up?

[20:17] Like listen, I'll do a full Doom lore

[20:20] video. I have that in the works. I've

[20:22] started work on that. Um, so, okay,

[20:25] imagine everything that I could say

[20:26] about a Doom, about like the Doom guy,

[20:29] um, fights off these demons, goes in the

[20:32] hell, fsights for multiple eons, okay,

[20:34] and then he gets abducted by the Knight

[20:36] Sinels. This is before that, so I'll

[20:37] give I'll give them grace cuz that that

[20:39] didn't happen yet. But like, you take

[20:41] all of that and this is what you got.

[20:44] Demons and they they just do them. That

[20:47] is what that's literally what this is.

[20:49] And it's The Rock doing

[20:53] the awful, awful, hate, hate, hateful.

[20:56] There's hate in my heart for this movie.

[20:59] What is this? What is It's one of the

[21:01] worst I've ever seen. Will you have fun

[21:03] with it? No. You will be laughing at it.

[21:06] It's a fun It's not even fun bad.

[21:08] Minecraft is more fun bad than this,

[21:10] bro. It's just What is this? The Monster

[21:12] Hunter movie. Some of y'all forgot that

[21:14] this was a thing and I just resurrected

[21:16] a memory for you. This is what I mean by

[21:18] they didn't commit to the bit. Okay, let

[21:22] me

[21:23] explain. Think of what's going on inside

[21:26] of Monster Hunter. And I will admit the

[21:28] lore of Monster Hunter is downright

[21:30] insane. But imagine everything that you

[21:33] could have done. Like, oh yeah, there's

[21:35] these hunters guilds that go to take out

[21:37] these monsters because the monsters are

[21:40] [ __ ] with the ecosystem and we have

[21:42] to coal them in order for the ecosystem

[21:44] to be well. Okay. And then you took all

[21:46] of that and it was, oh yeah, in the

[21:49] Middle East, um, there's a portal that

[21:51] spawns in into a separate universe where

[21:53] these marines go in and they become

[21:55] monster hunters. That literally is not a

[21:58] thing inside of this universe. They

[21:59] could not commit to the bit because they

[22:01] were afraid that it was going to

[22:02] intimidate people. And I don't respect

[22:04] them for that. Now, um, I fell asleep

[22:08] during this movie. It's boring. It's

[22:10] bad. There's no memes. They didn't even

[22:12] commit. Say what you want about the

[22:13] Minecraft movie. They commit to the bit.

[22:16] Monster Hunter didn't and I'm putting it

[22:18] in. What is this? What is this? That is

[22:21] Yes, I have to put it there. The

[22:23] Borderlands movie are the worst movie of

[22:26] last year. Um, and it is. It It's so

[22:28] bad. everything that Borderlands is.

[22:31] Take that and just delete it from your

[22:34] psyche and then make it more boring and

[22:37] worse and then put in Kevin Hart because

[22:40] Kevin Hart is completely and utterly

[22:42] lost and is less funny than Jack Black.

[22:46] And yeah, I know. I'm going to say that.

[22:47] I'm going to say that, bro. Kevin Hart

[22:49] fell off like he did. Like, no, no, no.

[22:52] Like, no. I'm being for real here. If I

[22:54] told you Kevin Hart and Dwayne Lorac

[22:56] Johnson, who's going to fall off first?

[22:58] and I told you Kevin Hart was, you'd be

[23:00] like, "What?" Yes, bro. Dwayne Norox

[23:03] John um Dwayne Johnson, his steroid

[23:06] cycle lasted longer than Kevin Hart's

[23:09] movie career. That's crazy. And I know

[23:11] that sounds like a lot of sade, and it

[23:13] kind of is, but I hate this movie. And

[23:16] it's insulting to me that a movie

[23:18] studio, it can just stack up a movie

[23:21] with stars and then throw it at me like

[23:24] lunch meat and say, "Eat, boy." and then

[23:28] expect me to like it. No, it's [ __ ]

[23:30] awful. It's disgusting. I feel insulted

[23:33] by its very creation. Oh, and you know

[23:36] what makes me There's going to be a

[23:38] little bit of venom coming up. There

[23:39] going to be a little bit of venom coming

[23:40] up. I'm just going to tell you. And that

[23:41] venom that usually means I'm going to

[23:42] roast you a little bit. Do you know what

[23:44] gives me so much pride, man? What makes

[23:46] me feel so good? Oh, I love when these

[23:50] executives at these big movie

[23:52] corporations come out and say, "Well,

[23:55] can you give the movie a chance? Stop

[23:57] writing it

[24:00] off. Oh, it makes it Dude, I I don't

[24:05] pray on the downfall of people. I don't

[24:07] I don't I pray on the downfall of

[24:09] products, bro. I was so happy that this

[24:12] failed so badly that people actively

[24:15] were like, "Oh, yeah, bro. Get a tax

[24:17] write off on that. Yeah, use that."

[24:20] Yeah. Let that remind you how bad this

[24:22] was. This was awful, bro. Downright

[24:24] insulting to my very core. Oh my gosh.

[24:28] Give it a chance. No, bro. Absolutely

[24:31] not. Garbage. Garbage. Absolute

[24:34] insulting piece of lunch meat. This is

[24:37] This is like I want a sandwich and that

[24:39] sandwich is the Borderlands movie based

[24:42] off the [ __ ] game. And then you hear,

[24:44] "Okay, here's some [ __ ] baloney that

[24:46] I spit

[24:48] on. Take it." Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad this

[24:51] [ __ ] failed, dude. What is that?

[24:53] Honest. What is this, bro? Insulting to

[24:56] my core. The FNAF movie. Now, this is

[24:59] the exact opposite of the Monster Hunter

[25:01] movie. They commit to the bit. Now, the

[25:04] only criticisms that I've heard that I

[25:06] do respect is that it's not as dark as

[25:09] the game is. And my argument there is,

[25:12] what do you what do you mean? It is It's

[25:15] dark, but they You ever seen those

[25:17] movies where they edit like a Marvel

[25:18] movie into a horror movie? This feels

[25:21] like it was way darker and way scarier,

[25:23] but they edited it to be a bit more

[25:25] funny. And is it a good movie? Not

[25:28] really. It's mid. It's a very mid movie,

[25:31] but they commit to the bit at least, and

[25:34] I respect him for it. But the Minecraft

[25:37] movie is a three out of 10. Warcraft is

[25:40] a is a four. This is a five. But they

[25:44] put my homie MattPad in there, the guy

[25:46] who literally got me into YouTube. So,

[25:48] I'm gonna put him in mid. It's a mid

[25:51] movie, but I'm curious what they're

[25:53] gonna do with the second one. If they

[25:55] make a sequel to the Minecraft movie, I

[25:57] genuinely would care less than a sequel

[25:59] to the FNAF movie. That's how Yeah, I'm

[26:01] going to do that. The Sonic trilogy. We

[26:04] just have to admit that this might

[26:06] actually be one of the greatest gaming

[26:08] adaptation and trilogies of all time.

[26:10] Like it is actually absurd that like

[26:12] they have legitimately improved. No, the

[26:16] Sonic the the worst movie of the trilogy

[26:18] is the first one. Then they got better

[26:20] in the second one to the point where the

[26:22] third movie is actually good. Like it's

[26:24] a good movie. Like we went from a six, a

[26:27] seven. I would legitimately argue that

[26:30] the new Sonic movie is like a 7.5 and 8

[26:35] out of 10. You will have fun with the

[26:36] movie. And at the end of the day, that's

[26:39] kind of how I judge a good movie or not.

[26:41] I'm putting it in in good above the

[26:45] Devil May Cry anime. Yes. And some

[26:48] people are going to say, "Wait, you put

[26:49] the DMC anime over FNAF?" Yes. I think

[26:52] the DMC anime is actually a better and

[26:54] more enjoyable product than the FNAF

[26:56] movie. The FNAF movie is a bad movie

[26:59] that I respect. Same thing with

[27:00] Minecraft, but I think the Minecraft

[27:02] movie is legitimately worse. So, yeah,

[27:04] the Assassin's Creed movie.

[27:07] Um, here's the thing, bro. I Here's a

[27:10] hot take. People say the Assassin's

[27:12] Creed movie is barely Assassin's Creed.

[27:14] I would argue the Assassin's Creed movie

[27:16] is more Assassin's Creed than Assassin's

[27:18] Creed Odyssey. They had more like

[27:21] connective tissue to the game lore than

[27:24] that entire game did. Now, this is my

[27:26] hot take. I think Assassin's Creed lore

[27:29] is actually awful. It's [ __ ]

[27:31] terrible. Look at No, no, no. The lore

[27:34] of these games are so bad they just make

[27:36] up rules. Brother, we are literally nine

[27:39] games into the saga and they're actively

[27:41] mcguffining things into existence

[27:43] because they don't know how their own

[27:45] universe works. Yes, that is how I feel.

[27:48] I don't I barely blame the movie at this

[27:50] point. The movie tried their damn best,

[27:53] but it's a bad movie, too. Why? Because

[27:56] admittedly, the best part about the

[27:57] Assassin's Creed games is the gameplay.

[28:00] this lore and story outside of Black

[28:03] Flag and Assassin's Creed 3. They're all

[28:05] fairly mid. I know people's going to

[28:07] bring up

[28:08] Azio. I'm sorry. Assassin's Creed 1 is

[28:11] legitimately an awful game. Assassin's

[28:13] Creed 2 was decent, but like they were

[28:15] improving on it. Like I have a lot of

[28:17] hot takes about Assassin's Creed. I'm

[28:19] putting it in bad one of the Yeah. below

[28:21] the Minecraft movie. Why? Minecraft is

[28:24] The Minecraft movie is boring at times.

[28:26] The Assassin's Creed is literally a

[28:28] nothing burger of a movie 90% of the

[28:31] time and then it does something. So, I'm

[28:34] putting it in bad. The Last of Us TV

[28:36] show. Woo. Listen, people think I hate

[28:39] on it. No. No. Well, I do hate on it

[28:41] because I'm critical because I think

[28:42] Last of Us one is one of the greatest

[28:44] games ever made narratively, and I do

[28:46] not like the second game. However, I

[28:49] think The Last of Us TV show actually

[28:50] did a really good job. Is it one of the

[28:52] great? I'm I'm going to say no. I'm

[28:55] going to say no. Is it good? Yes. I

[28:58] would put

[28:59] like Listen, yes, we know the casting

[29:02] isn't that good. Bella Ramsay as Ellie

[29:04] is good if she's 14. I'm sorry. Bella

[29:06] Ramsey does not play a 21-year-old. Why?

[29:08] Because she looks 15 now. That like, no

[29:11] joke, that's what it is. I I cannot I

[29:13] can't buy it. Oh, well, I'm sorry. What?

[29:16] We're going to cover the Uncharted movie

[29:18] in a second, but like, let me get this

[29:20] straight. Let me get this straight. So,

[29:21] I'm I I am a good person if I point out

[29:25] that Tom Holland doesn't look like

[29:27] Nathan Drake and that's a bad casting

[29:29] and Mark Wahberg would have legitimately

[29:31] been better. But I'm a bad person if I

[29:34] say Bella Ramsay is not a good pick for

[29:38] Ellie. I'm sorry, that's a double

[29:39] standard. I don't respect your opinion.

[29:41] On a real note, that's how I feel about

[29:43] it. Then you No, no, no. For real. If

[29:46] you think I'm If somebody's a bad person

[29:48] pointing out that Bella Ramsey as Ellie

[29:50] is not a good casting, I never want to

[29:52] hear you criticize a casting again in

[29:54] your life. You that card is now revoked

[29:57] from you. I don't want to hear your take

[29:59] on it anymore. It's It's not great. It's

[30:02] just not. You can say that and it's

[30:04] still good. That's a

[30:06] take. But I'm putting Last of Us.

[30:08] Honestly, I'm putting it in good above

[30:11] the

[30:12] DMC. Ah, bro. Sonic is so tough to beat

[30:16] though. Sonic is so tough, bro. They're

[30:18] tied in my They're tied. Let's see until

[30:21] the season 2 ends and then I could put

[30:22] it above the Uncharted movie. Speak of

[30:24] the devil. Um, bad. Just bad. It's just

[30:27] bad. Um, Tom Holland is a horrifically

[30:30] bad pick for Nathan Drake. Mark Wahberg,

[30:32] who is in this movie, by the way, would

[30:34] legitimately would have been better.

[30:36] It's just Tom Holland doing Tom Holland

[30:38] things and in between filming Spider-Man

[30:41] movies. That is what this movie is. I

[30:43] don't like it. Um, it has a few The best

[30:46] parts about this movie is they reference

[30:48] to everything. No, no. I want you to

[30:50] think about this. It doesn't even adapt

[30:52] a game. It just takes all of the

[30:54] nostalgia of three games and stacks it

[30:57] in the one movie and that's it. I'm

[30:59] putting Uncharted into bad under it's

[31:03] better than Assassin's Creed. Better

[31:05] than Assassin's Creed. That's how I

[31:06] would put it. The Secret Level um series

[31:08] by Amazon. Now, this one's just a bunch

[31:10] of like Love, Death, and Robots, but for

[31:13] video games. Um, I actually think it's

[31:16] pretty good. I do. I think it's pretty

[31:17] good. I think some of the episodes are

[31:19] objectively weak, and some of them are

[31:22] great. I think their Warhammer episode

[31:24] is awesome. I think that needs to be a

[31:26] full series, and that would go in great,

[31:28] but then there's other episodes that I

[31:30] just think are [ __ ] boring. Okay,

[31:33] that that's I think their whole

[31:34] PlayStation episode is dog [ __ ] And I'm

[31:37] going to put secret level because I'm

[31:39] taking the average of two of what is the

[31:41] actually it's either bad or great. And

[31:43] if I'm taking that average then I'm

[31:46] going to put it in the middle of mid but

[31:48] it goes above World of Warcraft. It has

[31:51] episodes that are legitimately amazing.

[31:53] But then it has some that are just bad.

[31:55] So I'm taking in between middle of mid.

[31:58] I think that's valid. Yes. I'll take the

[32:00] FNAF movies more enjoyable at time.

[32:03] That's tough. They're tied. They're

[32:05] tied. There's some episodes of Secret

[32:07] Level where I would just rather watch

[32:09] the FNAF movie, but then there's other

[32:11] episodes that I would legitimately

[32:12] rather watch that than The Last of Us

[32:14] series. That is how far it ranges, bro.

[32:16] The Castlevania series from Netflix. I'm

[32:19] I'm lumping in Nocturn and the

[32:21] Castlevania. Um, one of the all-time

[32:24] best, actually. I think it is. It is the

[32:26] one of the only adaptations that I could

[32:28] say is so superior to the original

[32:33] source material that it's practically a

[32:35] different thing. Like people forgot that

[32:37] Castlevania was a video game. That's how

[32:39] good this was. I'm putting Castlevania

[32:42] and like I don't It's a uh vampire

[32:45] hunting family, Dracula, his son. And I

[32:48] It sounds boring. It's amazing. The

[32:51] story line is good. The animation is

[32:53] perfect. It's great. I Yeah, it is

[32:56] great. I'm putting Castlevania above

[32:58] Cyberpunk Edge Runners. Yeah, that's a

[33:00] hot take. That's a hot take on standby,

[33:02] bro. Noturn and Castlevania goes above

[33:05] edgeunners in my eyes. The Mortal Kombat

[33:08] movie. This suffers the same problem as

[33:11] the Monster Hunter movie. They have all

[33:13] of this lore, but instead they do this

[33:16] thing. They don't commit to the bit, and

[33:19] I do not respect it. They're making

[33:21] another one, and I'm here. Okay, the the

[33:24] second Mortal Kombat movie, no joke,

[33:26] just looks like a reboot of the first

[33:28] one, but they don't want to do that cuz

[33:30] they're bringing in some actors from the

[33:32] other ones. So, Mortal Kombat 2, I feel

[33:35] like, is going to be a soft reboot cuz

[33:37] the main character from the first one

[33:39] isn't showing up again. And the new main

[33:41] character is um Johnny Cabes. And I dig

[33:44] it and I have more faith than that. But

[33:47] like, let me get this straight. You have

[33:50] the entirety of the beef between

[33:51] Scorpion and Subzero, and that literally

[33:55] only gets five minutes of screen time,

[33:56] and it's dog [ __ ] I I I hate it. I'm

[33:59] put I hate Oh, this movie is actually

[34:02] bad now that I think about it. I'm

[34:04] putting it above Uncharted, but this

[34:07] movie makes me mad cuz they have

[34:09] everything about Mortal Kombat. Like,

[34:12] just adapt Mortal Kombat 9. Honestly, if

[34:16] you just adapt Mortal Kombat 9, it would

[34:18] have been way better than what this was.

[34:20] Everything about it is mid. The

[34:22] storyline is mid. Even the choreography

[34:24] is pretty mid. Kano is the best part

[34:27] about this movie cuz guess what? He's

[34:29] the closest to what he is in the game.

[34:30] And Scorpion is dope when he's on the

[34:33] screen for like 3 minutes. So yeah, bad

[34:36] Super Mario Bros. that live action

[34:38] movie. I um I can't believe Nintendo

[34:42] legitimately gave their blessing for

[34:44] this to be made. I'm sure there's lore

[34:45] behind why this was created, but it is

[34:47] just bad. Like, it was so bad it stopped

[34:51] it stopped Nintendo from trying to make

[34:53] anything. Is it worse than Halo? Um, no.

[34:57] Why? Halo had one of the greatest

[35:00] stories ever, and they just didn't do

[35:02] it. Mario is just an abomination, but

[35:06] it's capped out. It's bad. Bad. Halo is

[35:10] worse because Halo is insulting to my

[35:12] very core being. This is just bad cuz

[35:15] it's ugly. So, I think that's valid.

[35:17] Angry Birds. Isn't it kind of crazy that

[35:20] Angry Birds, an app on your phone, had

[35:23] this much of a hold over us? Bro, I

[35:26] understand this. When I get old, I'm

[35:28] going to bring up [ __ ] like Flappy Bird,

[35:30] Five Nights at Freddy's, and Angry Bird.

[35:34] Like these went so hard as a child that

[35:37] you look back at again, you're like,

[35:38] "How did this literally have us in a

[35:40] chokeold?" And I know like this movie is

[35:43] actually not bad. That's the crazy part.

[35:45] The movie is not bad. It's just mid. I

[35:49] would actually put it's an acceptable

[35:50] film, but it's not good. It's just Five

[35:54] Nights at Freddy's level, but FNAF does.

[35:58] There's more of a there's li the the

[36:02] lore of Angry Birds is the birds had

[36:05] eggs, the pigs took them, and then they

[36:07] fight. And this did more with that. Five

[36:11] Nights at Freddy's has more lore. It's

[36:13] confusing, yes, but they at least

[36:14] adapted it pretty well. So, I'm put

[36:16] Yeah. mid. It's It's a seven, but it's

[36:20] not eh. There's not a lot there. There's

[36:22] not substance. There's no meat. And

[36:24] there you go. That is me ranking video

[36:26] game adaptations. Okay. Um I think this

[36:30] is like my first ever like remaster of a

[36:32] old video because admittedly I should

[36:34] have added way more and we are longer

[36:36] than the original video already. And uh

[36:39] yeah, bro, this one felt good. Listen,

[36:41] when I'm about to rant, when I'm about

[36:43] to cr out, I'm going to be real. I treat

[36:45] that as like that little scream therapy

[36:47] that a bunch of like middle-aged moms do

[36:50] when they hate their life and their

[36:51] children. So, they just go scream in the

[36:53] woods and then they go pay a chick $150

[36:56] to do it. That is how I treat these

[36:58] videos. Uh, understand this. Part of the

[37:00] reason I like I make YouTube videos is

[37:03] when I'm old and dementia ridden and

[37:05] like fickle, I'm going to look back on

[37:07] these YouTube videos and I'm going to be

[37:08] like, "Who's this guy? I really like

[37:11] him." Like, no joke, bro. That's if I'm

[37:13] an old [ __ ] man, 75 years old, I'm

[37:16] going to look back at these YouTube

[37:17] videos and be like, "Who's this guy?" I

[37:19] almost hope I get dementia so I can have

[37:21] that experience. But yeah, where was I?

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