America's Biggest College Party

[00:03] Do not show that to my future kids. I almost punched that. I just handcuffed Joe to a random girl and just sent him off. I don't know. The notorious party usually ends in several arrests and hospitalizations for

[00:16] several arrests and hospitalizations for drug overdoses or alcohol poisoning. Already? Jesus Christ. This is insane. People are Let's all get arrested. No, no, no. Our handcuff culture is a

[00:28] [laughter] Oh my god. Family friendly. Family friendly. Oh my god. We are at America's biggest college party. This place ising insane. Are there deaths here? Don't people die here

[00:41] Why'd you bring us here? We're going to go here. Blind death mute. Interact with way. He can't see. I can't hear anything. And he's just mute. Why does you. It's not even on.

[00:55] It's not on. This is my blind friend. He's blind. How Four. How y'all doing? How you doing? Get up on us. Wait. Wait. Where? Where? Where?

[01:08] Where? I forgot to tell them you're that. I got to take a picture of you. I like He likes the shirt. He likes the shirt. Who's this? Wait.

[01:21] Mhm. Mhm. Where? Where the cop at? Oh, he needs a thick. Oh, what? Okay. See, once you guys bust the sign language out, I get it. What's your type? Anything. As long with

[01:34] a face looks good. You want a dude to on your face? No, no, no, no, no. friend? Special needs. Who the [ __ ] I'm deaf and slow. He's blind and gay and he's mute.

[01:47] Do you want to take a photo? I can't I can't She's cool. All right. All right. Bet. Bet. Hold on. Wait. What the What is this? It's her head. You got a small head. Family friendly.

[02:00] Oh my god. I love this channel. WAIT. This is family friendly. Who's Family friendly. Who's this? I'm deaf. He's mute. He's blind and gay. Stop. STOP SAYING THAT GAY PART. NO. NO.

[02:16] GAY. NO. NO. NO. ACTUALLY, BOSS OF MERCH. It's on the It's on the way. You're a real one. [laughter] merch. No, he he has it.

[02:29] What's the website? familyfriendlyfans.com. You want to grab a big dude by the ass? What do you want me to do?

[02:42] I know the sign language. Hold on. You You You You want to spend money on this? offender. No.

[02:57] What the bro? What? What? He wants to spend money Holy [ __ ] Bro, I'm actually going to get mad. He wants this shirt. No, he bought it. Look.

[03:09] I'm actually going to get mad. You guys are [ __ ] rage baiting me. thing to listen. Look at my lips. Yeah. Bought. Bought.

[03:21] I dare. I bought all three of these. Appreciate Wait, where where the picture at? Where's the camera? Right there. WHITE GUY. WHY? I CAN'T SEE HIM. YO,

[03:39] WHAT? YO, MCKAY. WHAT'S HAPPENING? OH MY GOD. YOU WANT [screaming] ME? I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE.

[03:51] I LOVE YOU. GAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. IS. [laughter] I guess he's just going to handcuff me to some degenerate here and I'm going to

[04:04] handcuff me to something bad, I'm acting handcuff me to something bad, I'm acting special needs. What's going on?

[04:17] Where are we? Are you mouth taping? our friend Izzy. Hi, Izzy. I'm Joe. Nice to meet you. Izzy just allowed to take you anywhere. Anywhere she wants. I'm literally

[04:31] We're done. We're done. I just handcuffed Joe to a random girl in a good situation right now. I don't know what's going on with Joe. these. I don't think we're going to get in.

[04:44] got in. I'll get anywhere. Yeah, you guys have to crawl. Okay, we're crawling. What the is this side quest? Yo,

[04:56] thought I was gone. Guess who back, [ __ ] I'm going toinging whoop some ass All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Do not get far away from me. Okay. Oh, I don't know if you ever been in Deltopia in 19 whatever you was from,

[05:09] Oh my god. Can we get some pictures with the tuz? That's what they told me. The temporary husb Okay, Grant. Okay. Oh my gosh. Grants. Grants, you're

[05:22] gosh. Oh my god. Wa wa. Oh my god. Gra. Hold on. Wait. WA. Oh my god. Gra. Hold on. Wait. WA. OH MY. CATCH IT. GR. [screaming] I can't handle that. I don't even know what. Bro, this place is crazy.

[05:35] Cut the camera. Cut the camera. Got you. They said no cameras, but we're going to get some pictures. [music] Word about a hater that don't know me. Word about a hater that don't know me. He say that he [singing] got to show me.

[05:49] guys want to take one with me? Yeah. [music] You want to sit on this

[06:02] [ __ ] keep sneaky? Where my caretaker? Wait, hold on. I got [screaming] HOLD ON. HOLD ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S going on. Oh my, bro. Okay, is he?

[06:14] going to try to get you guys into another place so you guys can see more You guys want to get some? Should we? Of course. Yes. Oh my gosh. Yay.

[06:26] As long as it's not Dior, they can get anything. Shit's about to get racist. Oh to get racist? Hey, Grandpa. Come here. Are you my kid?

[06:38] bro. I lived all my life without two. You You grew out big. yours, too. Huh? You want to go? Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Hey, low key guys. I feel like we're not

[06:51] everywhere that's closed, they're just like, "Yo, let's go." We're on a YouTube channel right now. Our miked up. No one can stop me. You guys are way too good, bro.

[07:10] GOT THE PARTY INFILTRATION? OH, WHAT the Hey, I almost punched that night. You can't do that. WHAT? I'M SECURITY, BRO.

[07:23] name? Security. Two tro Security. Two tro trim. Trim. He's trim. He's trim. What's this new guy doing? HEY, SECURITY. YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS guy

[07:37] Yep. Man, I love my security. Can I get a I got you. I got you, Peely. What's good? Can I get that banana? someone. You know, this is a special right here. I best

[07:50] Oh my goodness. Just like that. does he get a banana in every video? I how I do it." SEXY RED. SEXY RED.

[08:02] Sexy red. HEY, HOLD ON. SEXY GO. WAIT, hold on. HEY, THAT'S MY SECURITY. THAT'S MY SECURITY. Oh [screaming] [ __ ] Hold on. [cheering]

[08:18] Picture for my for my kids. Grandpa right here. I'm not dirty. You want to sit on it? YOU WANT TO SIT ON the walker? You want to sit on the walker?

[08:32] Hey, get in it. Get in it. Get in it. Hey. Whoa. That guy's trying to look up for a skirt. Hold on. I got you. You saw that guy? He like tried to walk by and look up. Yeah, I got you. That's

[08:44] better come. You better come out. Where is Joel? We like literally have lost, Joe. No, he's actually lost. we good to go in?

[08:56] pictures. We just want to take like, you know, my best friend from middle school. My name is Lo. Okay. UCI Pike. That's my All right. All right.

[09:08] All right. Hey, thanks, man. That's how you do it, Indie. That's how you do it. [ __ ] Bro, familyfriendly fans.com, bro. How doing? How we doing? Get in the photo. Let's get in a photo.

[09:20] Yeah, we got we got We lost Joe, though. Oh, yeah. We're going to try. We got We got to save him. Joe is like very fragile. I know. We're going to go find him.

[09:33] I think that's the new side quest. This is like a culture shock for Joe. I don't think he'll know what to do. [music]

[09:47] Shelby [singing] Drive. Look alive. Look alive. [ __ ] came up on this side. Now they on the other side. Oh well. [ __ ] them dog. We [music] going to see how I appreciate you. I hope you had fun. We did. We had This is the best party.

[10:01] SHOUT OUT FIGHT. ROYCE PIKE. ROYCE FIGHT. J. Good. How you? He knows the Lord. She knows. long. Where's Joe at? He's I handcuffed him to a girl and he

[10:15] What's up? What's up? Your lifeguard on duty. Lifeguard trying Yeah, he was handcuffed to a girl. He was handcuffed. Are you positive? Yeah, that way. All right. Thanks, guys. What the

[10:29] Joe, DUDE? JOE. JOE, we lost.

[10:41] for photos. You got to be my bodyguard. Whatever, bro. How you doing? Is that good? Picture. This my security. This my security. All right.

[10:57] Are those selfies? Bro, [laughter] is he going to see them? look. Yo, those were selfies. Yeah, all of them. Yeah, all of them. YEAH. [laughter]

[11:11] ask my security though. My picture with you. Okay, awesome. [laughter] Hey, nice meeting you, bro. Take care, brother. Nice meeting you,

[11:23] a kid. What' you do? What' you do? You do [laughter] selfies. What's this for? Bro, there's so many old guys with cameras. Insane.

[11:37] What is this footage for? Danny, you got to get this one. He's What are you filming for? Oh, for fun. For fun. For fun means but

[11:49] Hell yeah. Personal use, bro. How you doing, bro? Nice to meet you, bro. Bro, I lost my friend. The homie was in You know where Joe is? He was in our party, but it was it was a

[12:03] while ago. It was like 45 minutes ago. It was where he was like there. Yeah. Thank you so much, bro. I appreciate handcuffs to somebody. Yeah, he had like the purple handcuff

[12:15] You got to air drop that to me, bro. He was at our party, bro. We're not getting on this, bro. This one's nuts. This one is Look at this. Film this [ __ ] gate, bro. The castle a YouTube

[12:29] Rush Pai, right? Shout out Pai. Shout out Pai. What? Someone gave someone just misinformed. I'm Canadian. We call it Py. Hey.

[12:42] Thank you, bro. [music] Dude, this ising nuts, dude.

[12:55] no. [ __ ] dude. Bro, I'm going to ask everybody. Have you seen this guy at all? Anybody? Have you guys seen this No. Have you seen this guy anywhere? He was

[13:08] now. He's at Pike. Oh, is it Bur? He's in it right now. Yeah. The pull-up bar. Using pull-up bar. One more.

[13:31] make it." Dude, it looks like a castle. I got to there? No. YouTuber. He didn't. Are you really?

[13:44] though? Would you mind? Thank you. You saved me. You saved me. No way. That's crazy. All right, let's find Joe. I'm trying to find Joe. Is Joe You don't know? We're gonna go that way. We're gonna try to find him. All right,

[13:58] finding him. What was your guys' plan today if this Yeah. Honestly, it would have been easier if JOE. JOE. OH MY GOD. WE have been looking all

[14:12] Look, bro. Oh my god. How's my son, man? How is he? Was it fun? Was he good? Yeah. Great. cuff now. Who's getting a photo? Who wants a photo? Huh? You want a

[14:25] photo? I need a crazy pose. I'm talking something your kids can't see. Go. 3 2 1 go. I can show my kids that picture. PG12. Wait. One in the pink.

[14:39] I have a heart on. That's so cute. I have two now. No, I'm just kidding. She got juice. She got [ __ ] juice on me, bro. Is that the frat zero? That's the frat zero. Let's do a photo. Let's do a photo.

[14:53] You two right here. Get in it. Get in it. Get in it. Oh my god. That was something that your kids can't Do not show that to your kids. My future wife, too.

[15:05] Her old ass was out. When I say ass, I'm talking everything. Like everything. Call me forever. What's going on, bro? How you doing? Nick. Appreciate you, bro. You too, bro. Nick

[15:18] Give me GIVE ME SOME DIOR. OH, [screaming] of him. Get his ass in 4K. Ready? Hey, this the Dior guy. [laughter]

[15:34] member right here, bro. Hey, sugar friend. Hey, come on. If you could choose between pure chocolate and straight vanilla, what are Vanilla all day. All day. No chocolate.

[15:47] What you mean hell no? Huh? We're talking about sweets, right? What are you talking about? Oh, you talking about people? YEAH. OH, WHAT? WHAT about like Oreos?

[16:01] Yo, how you been, bro? Good. How are you? Back at the last beach. The last beach on Newport Beach. We met him on the 4th on Newport Beach. We met him on the 4th of July. He was spamming us. SOMEBODY

[16:13] SOMEBODY [screaming] SMELL LIKE [ __ ] MY UNCLE'S GAY. DID YOU KNOW THAT? Crazy cameraman's gay? Yeah, he's gay as heck. High five. Proud of you, bro. I mean,

[16:26] No, you got to stop spamming that. You're trying to order for him. Hey, come here. She loved her, man. She loved her, man. I know. How you doing? You can clip, too. Excuse me. Are we going to keep playing

[16:40] That was Are we serving looks? dude. I think I found my new friend. You know where I could get it. Yeah, you know I actually do.

[16:54] Familyfriendly [laughter] fans.com. What the [ __ ] just happened? Come here. Come here. Come here. Let's do a flick up. Flick up. Okay. Yeah. This lighting lighting is terrible. Lighting is terrible. Rotate.

[17:07] [laughter] Rotate again. Rotate again. Rotate again. Rotate again. Rotate again. Wait, let's do a funny pose. What are we doing? There we go. Now the lighting's about to switch

[17:22] Tell me what to do. What's funny? I stick my eyes out already. Take it out. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. This side again. This side again. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. What? Bro, wait. You guys need to You

[17:35] guys need to hold me. You guys need to hold me up. Oh, she's got me. [laughter] them. Spin with them. Spin. Spin. Lighting. The lighting. The lighting. Camera. Are they also? No. No. They're No, they're Mexican. We

[17:48] just We got them from Tijana. They don't speak English at all. Really? Cuz I thought he was gay. You got to You got Okay, you got to pick one, bro. You can't have two disabilities. You got to

[18:00] BLACK. OH, YOU CAN'T PICK ONE. [laughter] jersey still. Wait, I'm not going to lie. LeBron No, you chatted. [ __ ] with y'all. Thank you so much. He

[18:15] No, he looks at me. He's racist. cuz at least it's honest. Uh-huh. No, he'll let you know. Yeah. No. [laughter] All that matters is we're ending racism.

[18:28] People need to take it lighter. You know, you know that that's that's why I What is this? Vlog. Just a vlog. Look, we need a Okay. You got to kiss on the cheek. I got to kiss you.

[18:41] that. I didn't get a kiss on the cheek. Yep. Yep. N you need to kiss her. You don't know if I want to do that. No. No. No. He can't do that. He only takes him me. No, he doesn't do that. No. I'm his

[18:55] Do you not trust me? No. No. It's not that trust. Do you have any STDs? No, it's not that. No. You tongue wrestle. Tongue wrestle though. Tongue wrestle.

[19:07] I know. Why not? Hey, smile. I was zoned out. I don't smile. How you doing, man? Not with him. Not with him. Why not with him? Let's make up makeup.

[19:21] Make up. Make up. Now you guys have the same enemy. You can be friends. I'm a white kid from Canada. My outfits aren't good, but I just went shopping. I

[19:35] me know. or out of five. Let's do it out of five. Yeah, out of five. All right. Let me know. Let me know. Is it [laughter] five? Five.

[19:48] He said five out of five. Out of five. What would you rate that? A three out of five. A [laughter] three out of five. That's insane. That's insane.

[20:00] assault your cameraman? Oh, ask him. You get assaulted. We do, too. Yeah. Watch this. This is a So scared. They were so scared. They actually This is the tutorial on how to

[20:13] treat your cameraman. Ours like nuzzles. Our like nuzzles. want nuzzles, Gabe? Gabe. Gabe. Gabe. Gabe. Film this. Film Get him. Get him. Get him. Nuzzles. Nuzzles.

[20:25] real. I'm a I'm a white boy, right? So like I for sure. I can't. It sounds bad, but I I I actually would You dead ass or you just ain't dead? I'm not dead. I'm No,

[20:40] I'm not dead. I'm No, you want nuzzles? Oh, yeah. I already got my luck. I already got my what the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ]

[20:55] Okay. Okay. How How is How is your picture worse than the one I showed to But Kane, look at this. Oh yeah. Get that shot. Wait, hold on. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT? You have a foot fetish.

[21:07] No. No. [laughter] No. Hold on. You like You just said you like feet though. You just said you did. You like a [ __ ] with shack toes. Hey, look at that. Yes, he does. I mean, you saw the photo. He was He was making that [ __ ]

[21:20] Me. You got no photos like that. Is it weird 100%. Thank you. THANK YOU. NO, I DON'T. You guys want to go over there? I heard

[21:34] You guys want to go over there? I heard there's a lot of cute feet over there. They got the whole camera crew. What's the deal? [laughter] fans. We're trying to find fans. You want to be a fifth?

[21:47] He has only fans. It's unnatural. Unnatural what? Unnatural third. Wait, does it curve left or right? And I curve straight [laughter] down.

[22:01] That was insane. Unnatural. Do we curve left or right? It curve straight down. For girls for girlsal, [cheering]

[22:14] IT GOES DOWN. Have you met JD though? This is JD. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Isa. What is going on? Is defense. Defense. Defense. Defense. Defense. money. Have you seen these photos of JD?

[22:29] straight. I am straight. What the [ __ ] is that? Look at what he snapped. Okay. Don't believe that. Do not believe I got to cuz he sends me a lot of weird. Here we go. Terr.

[22:42] Hold on. Hold on. There's one. There's one. Come hit this zi. Hold on. There's another one practicing my arts for you. Same outfit. Same No. No. No. That is all AI. Hey, look at this one. I got them dick

[22:55] Okay, that one's holy. That wild. WHOA. HEY, LOOK. She just DID THAT. SHE COME BACK. JD NEED HEY, she's already

[23:08] Yeah, look at this. He's been sending Look at what he's been sending us. For the gram. DO YOU BELIEVE Is that your girl? That is not my girl. I do not know that

[23:21] That's not your girl. This is ending racism right here. No, don't you dare. I know you're going to. I know. Who edits this? You. I'll [ __ ] grab you. This is my vanilla. I'm going to get

[23:34] said. Yeah, that's [laughter] gay. Only fans. And he's acting like we don't do anything. We We're in a relationship, right? Doesn't that look like [laughter] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

[23:47] Holy [ __ ] Wow. He is to get out of here. jickname [screaming] [screaming] Jerk

[24:04] Not Joe. Hold on. Follow me. Follow me. Follow Joe. Joe. Jay. Ng. Independent maners. Nfg. They're gay. They're gay. Look,

[24:19] every look good smoking. WHO THE [ __ ] IS THAT? MARIO. here. Support. [laughter] Hey, follow them, you know, make them uh strong. if you really want our support, you got to shake your ass right here. When

[24:33] you got a You lift her up and you go bam, bam, bam, and you throw the No, I want Okay. What kind of Mario is this, bro? Show us what you do to Princess Peach. Princess Peach right now. BAM. BAM.

[24:50] was trying to make a friend this. Oh, he's not a friend. All right. J's It's not going to stick. J

[25:07] If you like dick. Okay. full-blown. I knew from the I'm a what? Like this is what I realized someone's crazy about the way they walk. He walks kind

[25:20] of like a like a like a like a disturbance is in the speed. That's He's like this. He's like this. Like he feels the energy's off. What is this side quest? [laughter] Like we just got a new boyfriend.

[25:32] Oh, I'm not in his boyfriend. GET ME IN THE SHOT. HEY FOR ME IN THE yell that? Because it's not Will. The sickos. What the what the I was looking at him, too. I'm

[25:47] most random thing ever? Well, let's go. It's good to see you, bro. We're offending today. Good to meet you, dude. Crazy. What are the chances of that? What's sickle? What is that?

[25:59] Yeah. You're about to taint our group. You're ruining the ratio, man. In a good way, though, cuz I I like the Yeah, I like the taint. Not like that. E. Not like that. Got bad t.

[26:13] right under your balls. What the I didn't notice. Because I'm a I'm a white guy. We know all the weird. I'm [ __ ] with Jay. I'm with Jay. No. What are you saying right now? Suck my dolls. Now you

[26:26] Bro, that wasing fun, bro. First time in I had an amazing time at America's biggest college party. First time, bro. Most of you guys aren't now. I love you guys. Thank you guys so much for watching another family

[26:40] friendly Friday. And peace. act [music] probably in the night last baby. Come around for a minute. Should I [music] like that? I could never. These girls have their asses in like national day.

[26:52] They literally look like elephants with tutus on. Wow.