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[00:03] >> That's my captain. >> The only problem, I'm a total fake. No one asked me to be the manager. I just showed up in a suit and pretended to be >> Thank you. >> But I've always dreamed of managing a
[00:18] Premier League team. So, I set myself a mission to make my dream come true, earn the respect of the team, and maybe, just maybe, win the match of my life. Oh, it's time to win. And there's my star man over there. Are you, Terry?
[00:33] >> I'm No, I'm playing. I'm not the manager. >> You? >> Yeah. Me and Arson are the managers. I skipped that. >> Can you win it for me?
[00:45] >> No, no, no, no. >> I can lose it for you. >> No, no, no, no. That's mad. How mad is that? But not only had I met Tierry Enri, I had achieved my first of 10 increasingly awkward objectives,
[00:59] convincing a player I was their manager. But my next challenge was to sneak into >> Would be good. >> Nice to meet you. I'm John. Nice to meet >> I'm your assistant manager today. You can call me Gaffer if you want.
[01:12] >> Then I wonder why I'm why I'm already playing only 20 minutes. I I thought I decision. >> Okay. I think it's and Perez. >> Yes.
[01:26] >> You know, but I think you know what it is. If you put it in in the warm-up, see if we can get you in for another 10. >> Is that good? I'm your assistant manager >> Yep. I have the the suit. >> Me and Arson.
[01:39] to substitute you off. >> Yeah. Okay. Good man. He was an absolute legend on FIFA. A legend. With one problem. No one's really believing me I'm a weird guy. So, I need to put the suit on and let them know. Let's go get
[01:54] you're around AR and Manger. So, to make the squad start believing I was their manager, I put on my suit, laced up my custom football boot shoes, and completed my outfit with a tie with a little help from one of my players. Do
[02:07] >> I look good enough to manage you? >> So, this our manager today look great. today. You know what I'm saying? to enjoy ourel to make him happy to put >> And with my players already starting to believe I was their manager, I headed to
[02:23] the whiteboard to make some changes to the team which attracted the attention of Arsenal legend Gilberto Silva. I need you performing from here. >> Okay. >> Unless you start giving the ball away,
[02:36] >> Okay. I need you to rest up. Do you need me to get you a bit of physio treatment >> No, that's all right. >> You're okay. All right. Good, man. So, out of the dressing room where I bumped into a legend of the game. Lord, how are
[02:51] manager today. >> Yeah. job for us. >> Something called the macle role. >> You can do it for me. >> You can do it for me now. Come here.
[03:04] Come here. Give me a big hug. You >> better get him ready. But now it was time to check out the pitch. So, this is it then where it all goes down. Tell you what, I feel the part. Do I look the part? Yeah, I feel the part. And once
[03:16] I'd taken it all in and practiced my tactics for the big game, I headed back to the dressing room where another of my star men, Diddy Drogbo, was arriving as Wenger. >> I have something to give you, Arson.
[03:29] board, but you get to make the final choices. I'll see you on the bench. You can let me know. >> But how many teams have you hope I passed the test. >> Are we happy?
[03:43] >> Oh, yeah. happy with the team. Do you think we'll win? >> Are we making any changes? >> I'm trying to be I'm your assistant. If you need me for anything, >> but while it was quickly clear that
[03:56] arson Wenger didn't respect me. >> I don't think I've impressed them so >> Good luck. >> Thank you. Thank you very much. >> Put it in. We're going to win. >> We're going to win. Lovely to meet you.
[04:08] I'm John, assistant manager. Brian, you're my guy. I hope I hope on a lot of >> Nice to meet you. >> Lovely to meet you. >> Assistant manager. >> I want I want to see it out there.
[04:22] >> Okay. >> If I don't see enough, >> And while managers shouldn't have favorites, the player I was most excited to meet was Chelsea legend Dier Drogba, who I was about to make a deal with.
[04:34] >> You're starting up top. >> I'll try. >> Promise. Maybe I'll I'm going to take some off. The one that's gone before.
[04:46] take you off. Okay. >> Okay. >> Do you like them? >> What size are your feet? >> These are 10 and a half. I'm not lying. If you score a hat trick, I'll give you
[04:59] >> Deal. >> If you don't score a hattick, >> Deal. Deal. >> Deal. So Dway didn't know it, but by complete another objective. Good luck to
[05:12] the team. Assistant manager, I want you to go out and win for me. Jerry, what do you think of the footwear? >> I made a deal with Diddier. If he scores them. >> So don't be giving him any assists.
[05:26] >> Okay. And once I'd introduced myself to every player on the team, it was time to join Arson Wenger at the tactics board alongside Thierry Henry. Happy.
[05:44] checking out my tactics. >> You happy with what I've got you? >> But if you don't score a goal, I'm not taking you off. So, with kickoff just 1 hour away, it was time for my most awkward challenge so far. Pretending to
[05:57] team warmed up. >> You the director or the coach? moving. >> Well, it seemed some players were ready >> Always ready. >> This is funny, isn't it?
[06:12] >> I had to discipline others. >> Get that away and start warming up. Get rolling. Hey. Hey. Hey. Influencers these days, you're late. I'm late. >> I'm on time. I'm on time. Why? >> You're getting fined
[06:26] >> You're being late. >> No, because I spoke with them, you know. late because I don't do the warm up. >> It's okay. I'll get you out there. I'll get you out there.
[06:38] >> So, with the players starting to respect me, it was time to warm up my star strikers, Tierry Enri DBA. I stood and watched on as some of my childhood heroes warmed up right in front of me before moving on to some shooting drills
[06:51] with Euro 2004 winner George's Caragunas.
[07:03] >> One more and you start >> one more. practice his shooting. Oh my days.
[07:29] to head back inside where I waved to my fans. >> Then once Tiario Enri pushed his way past me, it was time to sneak back inside the dressing room where I had to stay until kickoff. I got them all
[07:42] warmed up. But while Venger still had no respect for me whatsoever, that wasn't going to stop me standing beside him as he squad watching on, they were all
[07:54] assistant manager, including the man Wenger chose as captain, Tierry Henry. Then once Henry showed drug by the armband and started to put it on, it was time for me to speak to my captain. That's my captain. That new team,
[08:07] >> that's my captain. He wanted to make Robert the captain. and I said, "No, we need to go to the area." >> And with kickoff just moments away, I without being kicked out. So, I ate a few of the players pre-match snacks
[08:20] got chatting to drugg. >> Feeling good? >> Do you ever play anymore? >> I play free games. My friend
[08:38] >> So now I have to work out. >> But while the players were heading out challenge was to sneak pitch side for the game. So I headed confidently past players. >> I am not meant to be here, but here I
[08:53] am. >> Despite that though, Thierry Enri got the game underway as I watched on from the sidelines. Then after just 7 minutes, my team had their first big opportunity to score thanks to a free
[09:06] kick on the edge of the box. And with either Henri DBA or Perez to take it, I was confident it was going to end up in the back of the net.
[09:19] >> So with my team taking an early lead, I decided to promote myself to the bench alongside Buffett Tim Gomez. And once we made our first substitution, bringing >> What do you think? >> You didn't concede any goals.
[09:33] >> Oh, so that's why I came out. >> Clean sheet, you know. Yeah. >> But the decision to bring Gallas off was about to backfire as Jabre Cece beat the defensive line and went through on goal before assisting his teammate with an
[09:46] easy finish. But it was quite clear that Cece was offside in the buildup. >> Offside. >> And with the officials clearly against us, it was about to go from bad to worse with my team now being picked apart
[10:00] without William Gallas in defense. >> This all happened when you came off. No, I wouldn't fail. I will. >> You're very important. Did he get you back on? >> But without any actual power, all I
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[11:05] box. So, if we could score this penalty, we'd be right back in it. >> So, once the referee blew for halftime, it was time to check in with my players. >> I'm going to get you on soon. >> We're going to get you on soon. We need
[11:21] >> I'm ready. >> Keeping us in it. You got tackled twice hard. Fine. Get him back. Get him back. >> Unbelievable. >> But while my players were grateful for my motivation, it was time to check in
[11:35] with Arson Wenger to try and earn his respect. But up until now, he hadn't exactly been very welcoming with me. >> We happy? Do >> you think we can come back and win?
[11:48] >> Yeah. >> If they play games, if they play easy. >> Tell them how it is. >> Yeah. >> Fight, fight, and win. >> So, after briefly earning Arson Wenger's
[12:02] respect, I thought now was a good time to level up my challenge and sneak onto the bench right behind Wenger. And after starting the second half by conceding yet another goal, Winganger and his coach decided it was time to make some
[12:15] coach decided it was time to make some big changes with my help of course. >> For some reason, they brought off not just Robert Perez, but Ddier Drogba and Tierry Henry too, who made his way to sit on the floor.
[12:29] >> I'm sat in these seats and Henry's on the ground. But as more players made their way off the pitch, the guilt kicked in and I decided to give up my seat to chat with some of the players as they came off.
[12:41] Ryan, I saw you. Burning up that wing. More of that. >> But when a seat opened up right next to the boss, it was an opportunity too good to ignore. >> Gaffer,
[12:54] we need a comeback. There's a chance. need. >> And as it was quickly clear that Wenger was growing tired of me pretending to be his assistant, I gave up my seat to his
[13:09] coach and continued to watch the game pitch side. >> Just as Ryan Babble was flying down the left wing again. And thanks to my words of encouragement earlier, he played a perfectly timed pass to Bafatimi Gomez
[13:22] who scored a vital goal. >> We're back in it. 4-3. One more goal and it's all level. So, now was our chance to win the game, giving me my first win as a professional football manager. So, I joined the incoming players on the
[13:37] encouragement. >> Out and score now. Go and get us a goal. We need the win. We're making six changes. goal. >> But my work on the touchline wasn't over
[13:49] as I cheered on the team like an actual football manager. It boys up the wing. That's so funny. And it was clearly making the difference as once again Ryan Babble broke through and laid on a perfectly timed pass to assist Bafatimi
[14:03] Gomez and put us level. Come on four each. Let's go. Come on. Inspired choice >> But for some crazy reason, Wenger decided to substitute Ryan Babal off and
[14:15] >> That is my champion. >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. because of you. And unsurprisingly, it all started to go downhill. And all I could do was watch on from the sidelines
[14:28] as my dream of winning my first game as a professional manager started to slip Wenger. >> Then just like that, it was all over. >> Maybe I'm not built for this. >> And despite not being able to achieve my
[14:41] dream, there was one consolation. As before the game, I made a deal with my prize. >> We had a deal. You don't win my shoes. >> I love the shoes, by the way. I really love the shoes.
[14:55] message, I'll get you a pair made. >> Oh, really? Instagram, I can get a pair made for you cuz they're custom. >> Ah, come on. >> Look at this. Now, I can message you.
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