I Still Haven't Received My Trump Phone

[00:00] Not only are you looking at a fun-sized

[00:02] Florida man, you are also gazing upon

[00:05] the only man in America to not receive

[00:07] his Trump phone. It seems everyone's

[00:11] getting it. Everyone, it's Johnny Apple

[00:13] Seed out here just tossing out the Trump

[00:15] mobile device to all all the good boys

[00:17] and girls that have been waiting for it

[00:19] for a year. Except me. I'm I'm Squidward

[00:22] in the window watching Spongebob and

[00:23] Patrick go out there and have fun in the

[00:25] sun. Where is my Trump phone? I I still

[00:28] I'm not getting any emails, so I can't

[00:30] complete the payment to get the the

[00:32] phone shipped to me. I I'm not getting

[00:34] any kind of communication. I'm hitting a

[00:36] brick wall here. They they are

[00:38] sabotaging my order. I want my Trump

[00:41] phone, damn it. And And forgive, pardon

[00:44] my French, but I'm getting peeved. I

[00:46] like I'm I'm going to say it. It's

[00:48] feeling a little bit a little [ __ ] up

[00:51] what they're doing to my order over

[00:53] there or what they're not doing with it

[00:54] or treating it like toilet paper. They

[00:56] don't value me as a customer. Now, I've

[01:00] been trying my best to avoid all of the

[01:03] videos like dissecting it and going over

[01:05] the Trump phone because that's big

[01:08] spoilers for me. I'm I'm treating this

[01:09] [ __ ] like the Harry Potter readers

[01:12] treated the Dumbledore stuff. Like, I'm

[01:15] trying to avoid it. I don't want it

[01:17] ruined. But I did see

[01:20] an irresistible

[01:22] uh coverage of it that I I I started

[01:25] watching, but I refused to complete

[01:26] because I still want to get that that

[01:28] that experience fresh when it eventually

[01:32] lands in my my paws. But I saw this

[01:34] video here from Snazzy Labs and I want

[01:38] to show you a little bit about it cuz my

[01:39] god, it is blasted the hype levels

[01:42] through the roof for me watching him go

[01:44] through this. But first, before getting

[01:47] into that, let's go ahead and give my

[01:49] pals at customer service a little ring

[01:52] because maybe they have more information

[01:54] about where my Trump phone is. Everyone

[01:57] gets to play with their new Trump phone

[01:59] toys except for me. So, I'm

[02:04] calling them again, getting them on the

[02:06] horn. See what's going on.

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[02:45] >> I feel like I have more calls.

[02:47] >> Thank you for calling Trump mobile. This

[02:48] is Kyler. How may I help you?

[02:50] >> Hey, I just wanted to check on the

[02:52] status of my Trump phone. See if it's

[02:54] shipped yet.

[02:57] >> Okay, I could assist you with that. Um,

[03:00] could I get your first and last name,

[03:02] please?

[03:02] >> Charles White.

[03:05] >> Charles White.

[03:07] >> Yes.

[03:08] Okay. Um, so it says that the device

[03:13] assignment process is not yet complete.

[03:16] >> What does that mean?

[03:20] So that means that um

[03:25] that the phone has not been shipped out

[03:28] yet and that um

[03:35] we also

[03:38] haven't probably received Did you ever

[03:40] get the link about the remaining balance

[03:42] of the phone? No, I was looking for that

[03:44] in spam and trash and everywhere, but I

[03:47] haven't received any emails about it.

[03:51] >> Okay, Mr. White, another way that you

[03:53] can probably look and see if it's there

[03:55] is if you log into your customer portal

[03:58] and it um some of our customers also can

[04:02] find it there. If not, then we would

[04:05] just need to maybe do like maybe a few

[04:11] weeks or something for the phone to go

[04:13] out.

[04:14] But usually uh you will be getting a

[04:17] link to remember I mean to get the rest

[04:20] of the phone paid off.

[04:23] >> Okay. Yeah, I was just waiting for that

[04:24] email to come through. I thought I

[04:26] thought maybe when it shipped it'd be

[04:28] sent to the inbox, but I haven't got it

[04:30] yet. I can I can check the portal again,

[04:32] but I tried earlier and that didn't

[04:35] yield any good results on my end.

[04:41] >> Okay. Um, I'm going to check one more

[04:43] thing for you. Can I put you on a brief

[04:45] call please?

[04:46] >> Yeah, of course.

[04:48] >> Okay.

[04:51] At least they got the boner jams back.

[04:53] Last time I called, there was no music.

[04:56] Where's my Trump phone, bro?

[05:00] Hey, don't [ __ ] with me over there, I

[05:01] guess.

[05:02] >> Um, so the phones are have been being

[05:05] shipped out. Um, it's only a matter of

[05:07] time before you can get that link. So,

[05:11] >> okay.

[05:12] >> We're just waiting for that link pretty

[05:14] much.

[05:16] >> All right. Well, I appreciate it. Thank

[05:18] you.

[05:20] >> Thank you. And I'm so sorry for that.

[05:22] Um, if you have any questions, please

[05:24] don't hesitate to call us. Thank you for

[05:25] calling mobile.

[05:27] >> All right, that sounds good. You have a

[05:29] good rest of the day.

[05:31] >> You too. Bye-bye.

[05:32] >> Bye.

[05:34] >> [ __ ]

[05:37] Where is my damn Trump phone? Son of a

[05:40] [ __ ] Oh gee Willickers. Holy, bro.

[05:44] Everyone's getting their Trump phone.

[05:46] They're dissecting it. They're playing

[05:48] basketball with it except me, bro. I've

[05:51] been on the in the trenches with this

[05:54] godamn Trump phone. What incarnation,

[05:58] man? Where's It's It's so sad. How am I

[06:02] supposed to make patriotic phone calls

[06:04] without it? All of my phone calls and my

[06:07] text messages have been encrypted with

[06:09] communism, and I need that to change

[06:12] ASAP with the T1 device. I'm I'm I'm

[06:16] compromised. I'm raw dogging the

[06:19] telecommunications world right now

[06:20] without a [ __ ] American blanket over

[06:22] my my communications, and it's making me

[06:24] upset.

[06:26] But luckily, the customer service rep

[06:30] assured me basically any day now. Just

[06:34] waiting on waiting on my link to come

[06:36] through the old email so I can finish

[06:38] the payment. Uh as as for the like login

[06:41] portal, I can't get that to work. I

[06:43] genuinely can't get that to work. I I

[06:45] don't I don't know how to access that

[06:49] section there to to get the the

[06:52] payments. it like it's it's extremely

[06:54] difficult. Like I I don't know why. Like

[06:56] I feel like I have more calls to the

[06:58] customer service department of Trump

[06:59] mobile than I do my own family. Like

[07:01] it's unreal. And I still don't have the

[07:04] Trump phone. And I I don't feel any

[07:05] closer to getting it because everybody

[07:07] with even a passing understanding of

[07:09] electronics and the global supply chain

[07:11] knew the problem on day one. You just

[07:12] you can't make a smartphone on US soil

[07:15] at any price in 2026. And at $500, you

[07:19] likely couldn't even assemble one here

[07:21] with globally sourced components. And

[07:23] that was really the tell. The phone, it

[07:25] was never the point. Standing up the

[07:26] Trump mobile brand was. After a year of

[07:29] changing renders and specs and ship

[07:31] dates and being shady to the press, the

[07:32] phone I was sure would never arrive

[07:36] just showed up at my door.

[07:37] >> Must be [ __ ] nice, eh, Bucko? Cuz

[07:40] mine hasn't shown up anywhere except in

[07:42] my wet dreams.

[07:44] Damn it, man. But yeah, this is

[07:47] something everyone's talked about since

[07:48] the genesis of Trump mobile. All of

[07:51] their claims are hoie, actual hoie. At

[07:54] the price point they were saying that

[07:56] could never be made on US soil. And like

[07:59] he said, probably not even really

[08:01] assembled here either. Like the whole

[08:04] thing was very, very fishy from the

[08:06] beginning. And I personally believe that

[08:08] the reason they were able to finally

[08:10] ship out a phone is because the volume

[08:13] of orders is not what they were saying

[08:15] it was. Especially after the huge data

[08:18] breach they had all but confirming that

[08:20] even giving like I don't I don't know

[08:22] what I'm allowed to speak on there, but

[08:24] basically the numbers that were being

[08:26] touted were not accurate. And I think

[08:28] because the number of actual customers

[08:30] was much much much much lower, they were

[08:34] able to just basically refurbish an

[08:38] existing phone, tweak it a little bit,

[08:40] and send that to the customers so that

[08:41] way it wasn't just getting nothing and

[08:43] just letting it be like a lost in the

[08:46] ether type [ __ ] You see, Trump posted

[08:48] on X that orders were going out a couple

[08:51] of weeks ago. My order was 421. So I

[08:53] figured I'd be pretty near the front of

[08:54] the line. And I started checking my

[08:56] inbox daily, but I was getting nothing.

[08:59] So I finally dug into the spam folder,

[09:01] even though I'd marked everything from

[09:02] Trump Mobile to come in as priority. And

[09:05] well, there it was from the day before.

[09:07] An invite telling me that my T1 was

[09:09] ready and that I owed the remaining

[09:11] balance.

[09:11] >> So when I saw this, it started to give

[09:14] me hope that maybe it was buried in my

[09:15] spam somewhere, my invitation to the

[09:18] ball.

[09:20] No, no, it wasn't.

[09:22] >> Now, before any MAGA numbum nuts fire up

[09:24] the Gmail sensors conservatives cannon,

[09:27] this is an own goal of historic

[09:29] stupidity. The first email had its

[09:31] demark records configured incorrectly.

[09:33] That's the setting that proves an email

[09:35] came from where it claims to come from.

[09:37] Something they teach you on baby's first

[09:38] day of it admin. I think they figured

[09:41] this out because a few days later, a

[09:43] corrected follow-up arrived, but it

[09:44] still landed in spam. Why? Well, because

[09:47] it authenticated against

[09:48] info.ameirst-patriots.com

[09:51] instead of Trumpmobile.com, a hallmark

[09:53] of fishing. It went out over bulkblast

[09:55] infrastructure, a hallmark of fishing.

[09:57] It screamed at you to pay now, a

[09:58] hallmark of fishing, and ran every link

[10:00] through a tracking redirect, a hallmark

[10:02] of fishing. Gmail just did exactly what

[10:04] it was designed to do. Put the most

[10:05] likely trash in the trash.

[10:07] >> Trash?

[10:09] Well, I never doesn't sound like trash

[10:11] to me. So what if it had all the

[10:14] telltale signs of fishing? What's wrong

[10:17] with that? H getting a little upset now

[10:20] that a a a phone company gets a little

[10:24] motion, wants to, you know, get hose you

[10:26] down for a little bit of clams. It's I

[10:30] don't see the issue. I I think this is a

[10:32] Gmail blunder here. I wouldn't be

[10:35] surprised if Gmail finds itself at the

[10:37] ass end of a lawsuit here in a moment,

[10:39] >> but I found it. So, I I click through

[10:41] and uh what the I can't log in and I

[10:45] know my credentials are right because I

[10:46] use a password manager, but figuring

[10:48] maybe they rehashed everything after the

[10:50] data leak, I I go to reset the password.

[10:52] I create a new one. That all happens

[10:54] successfully. But then I meet the login

[10:55] flow. Surely built by the lowest bidder

[10:57] 11 time zones away. Username and

[10:59] password. Then there's a consent box and

[11:01] then a two-factor field below it. And

[11:03] the code that it is alleged to have

[11:04] emailed me. Yeah, it's not it's not in

[11:07] my spam. It's not in my inbox. It's not

[11:09] in all mail. It does not exist. The

[11:11] two-factor code that Trump mobile swears

[11:14] it sent me simply does not and will

[11:16] never exist. Which I guess leaves me one

[11:19] option. The one thing that no human

[11:21] being wants to do in 2026. I had the

[11:25] same [ __ ] problem with trying to log

[11:27] in. So seeing this showed me I'm not

[11:31] alone. There's dozens of us, dozens of

[11:34] customers that can't log in because it

[11:37] doesn't [ __ ] work at all. Oh my good.

[11:40] I don't even know how you I don't even

[11:42] know how you ruin that. I didn't even

[11:43] know. Like that's boilerplate [ __ ] for

[11:45] for like websites, right? Like that is

[11:48] something that's existed for actual

[11:49] decades without issue and somehow Trump

[11:52] mobile found a way to [ __ ] it up. That's

[11:54] actually impressive. like genuinely

[11:56] impressive to somehow blunder that cuz I

[11:58] thought maybe it was like some problem

[11:59] when setting up my account or whatever,

[12:01] but he's talking about it here in the

[12:03] video as well. So, it just doesn't work.

[12:05] His solution was calling customer

[12:07] service to finish like push it through

[12:09] the finish line that way, which I mean

[12:12] me and the Trump mobile customer support

[12:14] team, we're we're like this. We are

[12:16] tight. We're we're like family over

[12:18] there. But I figured they're probably a

[12:20] little exhausted hearing from me. And

[12:23] they did say on the phone that, you

[12:25] know, it should be coming to my inbox at

[12:27] some point. And I am well aware that I'm

[12:30] not in like the first wave of buyers. He

[12:32] was definitely way before me. So, I'm

[12:34] going to give it a little bit, you know,

[12:37] a little refractory period here. And

[12:39] hopefully it'll semi-chub itself back up

[12:41] and I'll be in that wave like the next

[12:43] time they come around. But if not, then

[12:45] I'll do the same path here, following

[12:47] his tutorial going through customer

[12:48] service to try and push it through that

[12:52] way and and we'll see how that goes. But

[12:54] for now, I'll just leave it where it is

[12:56] and just continue to patiently wait.

[12:58] >> I enter my card number. I agree to

[13:00] payment terms, but I do not click the

[13:02] marketing opt-in to which quote,

[13:03] "Consent is not a condition of any

[13:05] purchase." End quote. And yet, it

[13:07] totally is. This field is required or

[13:10] they will not let you buy the phone. Uh,

[13:12] I just I don't even care anymore. They

[13:14] leaked all my data out to to the

[13:15] internet. Whatever. I click the button

[13:18] and huh? Oh, well, look at that. A text

[13:21] message from Chase flagging a

[13:23] transaction from TMI hardware as

[13:25] potentially fraudulent.

[13:26] >> It is so [ __ ] interesting how every

[13:29] single step of trying to get a Trump

[13:31] phone is miserable and half of the [ __ ]

[13:34] that they show like on what you need to

[13:36] do and like when it's coming and all

[13:37] that is just wrong. So like here it even

[13:40] says you don't have to consent to that

[13:43] and then when he tries to, you know,

[13:46] finish the page, it turns out he does

[13:48] actually have to which is just a classic

[13:51] when it comes to this where it says

[13:52] something and then immediately

[13:54] contradicts itself like like right

[13:56] afterwards. Like they can't even get

[13:58] their own information correct on a

[14:00] single page or a single step. I cannot

[14:04] wait to open this because this is

[14:05] already amateur hour. I tore part of the

[14:07] label off because I thought this was

[14:09] from eBay because well it was dropped

[14:11] off at a UPS store in person by hand

[14:13] which nobody's doing if they're doing

[14:14] volume and then also the label is cut

[14:16] out of paper that they printed on like

[14:19] an inkjet printer. It gets even better

[14:22] because they told me that they were

[14:23] going to ship a SIM card with the

[14:24] package. But look at this. I received a

[14:27] handwritten letter handressed envelope

[14:31] that I thought was a a birthday card cuz

[14:33] like what else would it be? Nope. It's

[14:36] my Trump mobile SIM card. This is the 47

[14:39] plan. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. So, this

[14:42] makes it painfully clear, even without

[14:44] the data breach information that came to

[14:46] light through that, that their claim of

[14:48] 600,000 pre-orders for the Trump phone

[14:51] is complete barnacles. There is no world

[14:55] where they would be shipping like this

[14:57] if it's 600,000 customers. You don't

[14:59] need to be a genius to see that. Like,

[15:01] like just think about that for a second.

[15:04] How would they even go about dropping

[15:06] off by hand 600,000 of these puppies at

[15:09] the UPS store? And also a [ __ ]

[15:12] handwritten envelope that does look like

[15:15] a birthday card that they're shipping to

[15:17] each customer as well. They're not doing

[15:19] that if it's 600,000 or so pre-orders.

[15:23] That is something they can only do if

[15:24] it's significantly

[15:27] lower volume, like a a not huge amount

[15:30] of customers. So, I think just in the

[15:33] way that he received his Trump phone

[15:35] immediately paints the obvious picture

[15:37] that they didn't have that many

[15:39] pre-orders. [ __ ] is turbo goofy, man.

[15:42] They ship the Trump phone like it's an

[15:45] Etsy order where you're like it's an

[15:47] individual handling each of these. It's

[15:50] so odd. Like I I I already had very low

[15:55] expectations on how all this would be

[15:57] like the [ __ ] circus here, but I

[15:59] couldn't have expected that. Now, like I

[16:02] said, I I really didn't want any

[16:04] spoilers, but I couldn't resist at least

[16:06] seeing the process here and everything

[16:07] that he was going through. Protective

[16:09] case inside lid

[16:13] T1 quick start guide. This

[16:17] This is printer paper. This is printer

[16:20] paper. And look at the toner. They're

[16:22] running out of ton. This was literally

[16:24] printed on an inkjet printer. Look how

[16:27] pixelated the flag is over here. They've

[16:29] ran out of ink near the end.

[16:32] T1 quick start guide. And here's my

[16:36] packing slip. Was this typed out on

[16:38] Microsoft Word? What is this? Oh my

[16:42] gosh, this is great. And there's another

[16:45] SIM card. Proudly assembled in the USA.

[16:51] Um, are you sure? What does assembly

[16:54] mean? We put it in the box with the

[16:56] micro USB cable. Yes, that is likely

[17:01] exactly what the claim means. Proudly

[17:05] assembled here. We put the box together.

[17:08] Yeehaw.

[17:10] That's proudly American, as they say on

[17:13] the Trump mobile website. But yeah, it's

[17:16] just so silly to like to see the like

[17:22] everything about this like come to

[17:24] fruition. Like it's actually worse than

[17:26] I would have thought. And I already

[17:29] thought it was going to be bad. But it

[17:31] is a joke. It is a complete joke that

[17:34] costs hundreds of dollars to have played

[17:37] on you.

[17:38] Man, that's really something. Wow. It is

[17:42] ugly.

[17:44] Look at that. I haven't touched the back

[17:46] of the phone yet, but there's a little

[17:47] fingerprint on there. That is a little

[17:50] fingerprint. See that next to the second

[17:52] camera lens. I wonder if it's from the

[17:54] little kid that had to assemble this in

[17:56] the USA. Uh, bad joke. Uh, okay. So, the

[18:00] color is just not consistent anywhere.

[18:03] This could maybe kind of be gold,

[18:04] though. It is pretty yellow. But the

[18:06] plastic surrounding the camera rings and

[18:08] this little thing, like it's just

[18:10] straight up. No, those are even

[18:11] different. And I've got some goldplated

[18:14] golf balls right here. They were $50 on

[18:16] Amazon, which is pretty outrageous. Just

[18:18] like 13 bucks a piece, and I don't think

[18:20] they're Proby 1X's. So, I think most of

[18:22] the cost is in the gold. But these are

[18:24] legitimately goldplated. And the surface

[18:25] area of these balls is way higher than

[18:28] what this phone would be. And uh you

[18:30] know, 50 bucks. So, if you're paying

[18:33] $500 for this phone, why not just make

[18:35] it legitimately gold? At least that

[18:36] would be kind of cool. Because do these

[18:38] things look similar to you at all? I had

[18:40] to stop the video here. I I couldn't

[18:42] keep watching. I couldn't I couldn't

[18:44] stomach more spoilers, but I had to at

[18:45] least look at it. It is cheddar cheese

[18:48] yellow. That [ __ ] ain't gold at all. I

[18:51] thought it was very nice to demonstrate

[18:53] just how not gold it is by showing the

[18:56] gold golf ball next to it. I highly

[18:58] recommend you go check out the rest of

[18:59] his video if you want to see him go

[19:01] through the phone in detail. I I I

[19:03] couldn't. I I would not allow myself to

[19:06] because I want that experience fresh

[19:08] firsthand for myself. But I saw in the

[19:10] chapters that he does go through a lot

[19:12] of it. One of the chapters towards the

[19:13] end talks about spying apparently, which

[19:16] man, I cannot wait. I don't know exactly

[19:19] what it means in the context of this

[19:20] phone, but it's something I'm going to

[19:23] try and pay close attention to should

[19:25] mine ever actually arrive. Uh, I'm very

[19:28] excited, even more so now, to finally

[19:32] get this [ __ ] phone, bro. Uh, great

[19:35] job from Snazzy Lab. And yeah, uh,

[19:38] that's really that's really about it.

[19:39] Did it see her?