They're Still Fighting Daily

[00:01] little bit here. Get nice and loose because we have an obligation to deliver some wedgies to some insufferable, unlovable dweebs. The Pokemon scalpers that are still fighting and each other, getting their hands on as much

[00:17] product as possible to try and flip it for profit. Again, I know I've yapped about this a lot, but I still just can't get over just how degenerate it has all become. There have there's been a shooting over Pokémon cards. There was a

[00:29] shooting over Pokémon cards. There was a murder in Chile over Pokemon cards. It murder in Chile over Pokemon cards. It is so despicable that I have to insult not stopping. But maybe if there's enough shame around it, people will

[00:43] enough shame around it, people will start to police themsel and avoid the cringe plague that's swept through the globe here with this Pokemon pandemic. Now, I also want to mention something because with all of this going on, it

[00:57] got me really curious about the actual card game itself. You know, the thing designed for. So, over the last couple weeks, I taught myself how to play the TCG, and I've been posting videos of Pokemon TCG live on my gaming channel,

[01:09] as well as a million other games as well. And it's actually a really fun card game. It's very simple, but it's actually really enjoyable. So, I've been playing the game and then playing the game has kind of got me scratching at my

[01:22] neck to make real life decks. So, then I've started opening a lot of Pokemon boxes on the Skill Check channel, which is something I haven't done in years. And it's been so fun. So, I have been really enjoying the actual hobby of

[01:35] playing the card game and making the decks. And it's also awakened a new, even deeper hatred of these scalpers than I previously had. I didn't know my hate boner could get any bigger or girthier. And yet it has because now

[01:49] that I'm actually buying the product to use it, I now see how difficult price. And obviously I'm not going to be engaging with the secondary market infested with these scalpers, you know, doing deals behind the Walmart, flipping

[02:03] through used needles and broken dreams to get my hands on the product that they've camped out at Walmart for for the last couple weeks. So I only buy from card shops. But even then, the card shops are charging over MSRP, which is a

[02:17] little more palatable palatable because at least it goes to like a family-owned business or something as opposed to people like this. And calling scalpers people is a generosity they don't deserve. They are just revolting germs.

[02:31] Just a fungus. So now that I actually engage with the hobby and play it, it's even more insulting the state of all of it because of this started a problem here asleep. >> Yo, what the is that?

[02:45] Pokemon. >> Go somewhere else. Chill out. >> Leave the store, man. >> Chill out, >> man. Brother, you already started a

[02:57] >> You about to go You about to go to jail in front of your kids. jail in front of your kids, bro. >> You You about to go to jail in front of of here. too.

[03:10] >> It's first thing in the morning at what appears to be a Walgreens and Team Rocket's favorite Eagles fan here is already looking like he's 14 Miller Lights Deep and causing a ruckus. I swear every storage is starting to carry

[03:24] Pokémon cards now, which is unsurprising because it's like a cheat code for every get infinite weirdos through the door because they're all salivating and hunting this product out there.

[03:36] So they roll up with their entire squad here to try and make a profit flipping it. And it's it reminds me of the Sichuan sauce craze from the Rick and Morty McDonald's era. It is about that level of cringe, but it's also 10 times

[03:51] as dangerous because these goobers are always fighting each other. They are actually violent psychopaths. >> He can press hard all of them. >> Bro, brother, we would have shared it if you didn't weird out. You ran off,

[04:07] >> bro. You ruined it for yourself. You ruined it for yourself. Leave. ruined it for yourself. Leave. >> You're not allowed today, >> bro? You got your kids, bro. You might

[04:22] >> He couldn't help but humbly brag and flex about all the product they've flex about all the product they've taken. Huge score. Let's go. So the Eagles fan is upset because this crew came in and wiped out the entire

[04:36] inventory. So then the Eagles fan got physical apparently and they're like, "Oh, we would have shared it with you if you hadn't done all that. How benevolent. Such good guys. Real Pokemon fans. That's the lesson Ash Ketchum

[04:48] taught us as well. We'll share a little bit of this product we intend on scalping." But then you got mad and you said some mean stuff and then put hands on us. So now we're gonna continue with the plan of just hogging all of it to

[05:00] Facebook Marketplace to gullible desperate idiots. >> We got your kids to >> You keep rushing, bro. You let him just grab all of them.

[05:17] >> Hey, get the out of here, >> bro. You just He just fall in front of >> He just fought in front of his kids. Get >> out of here, bro. hitting people over >> out of here, bro. hitting people over Pokemon, bro.

[05:33] there somewhere in between that last cut and then him being walked outside like a and then him being walked outside like a dog. And then he like very gingerly, like ve like very sensitively takes the guy's shirt off. He like wiggles his way

[05:46] out of his shirt, which if it's about to get pugilistic is not a bad strategy. It onto than they have to really latch on to the teat. So anyway, he gets out of to the teat. So anyway, he gets out of his shirt here and then he starts

[06:01] marching back into the Walgreens and he looks like a NPC in a video game when out. It's like he's in a trance. He's in know. He's like he's like zombie walking in there. But I I don't know what

[06:16] happened because it got cut there about you know who actually got physical first. But he gets walked out then that happens. And I want to make it clear, there are no good guys here. The only innocent people here are the children

[06:29] that are there. I imagine they don't know anything that's going on here. They just were excited to go to the store with their parents and maybe get some Pokémon cards, but obviously that's not going to happen in the current day and

[06:41] age because of scalpers like this. So even our cameraman and his goof troop are not the heroes here. they have taken all of the product from this store and in front of these kids still just going

[06:54] to walk out with all of it. So like they're not exactly good guys either. Now yes they are vilifying the Eagles fan who apparently got physical first true cuz when the video starts it looks like he pushes that guy but even still

[07:09] they are all bad. I just feel terrible for the kids here. >> Go to YOUR CAR. GO TO YOUR CAR, >> BRO. Go to your car. >> Bro, you are a idiot. >> What are you doing right now?

[07:21] >> No, he's out. >> Hey, I got the whole Hey, >> go to the car, bro. >> Get out. Get out. >> Did you Did you call the police? >> Get out. Get out of MY WAY.

[07:33] >> GET OUT. LET'S GO. >> Getting arrested in front of his kids. >> NO. GET OUT. >> Hurry up and go. >> Get out. You're about to get arrested. Leave, bro. Just leave.

[07:47] >> Yeah, please take them to the car. Holy Why did that take so long? cameraman acts like he's some levelheaded, calm, nice guy. Like, yeah, guys, go to the car. Come on. Why did this take so long? Yeah, your father is

[08:01] he's such a a brute engaging in this barbarism. Please, now vacate the this children's product. No, we're not sharing it with your kids. Now, get out of here, please. And remember, I'm the good guy here. We are the good guys.

[08:15] Your dad's bad. And yes, their father is embarrassing himself. And yes, he does of a loose cannon. Like he is getting physical over the Pokemon cards, but like it's not like his frustration isn't understandable. They went there to get

[08:29] some Pokemon product presumably for their children. That would be my guess kids there unless that's just like a front for their for their dad to try and like garner sympathy while he's scalping. But I would be willing to give

[08:45] went there to get Pokémon product as a family with their kids. And then they encounter this group of dweebs, these twerps, these scalping worms, these vultures that have taken all of it and now they get nothing. So that is

[09:01] extremely frustrating. It's not worth it to get into a physical altercation over it, especially when he's outnumbered seemingly like five to one. But even seemingly like five to one. But even still, it sucks. I really hope every set

[09:15] going forward is just exactly like perfect order. A set where scalpers lose their whole on it and start whining and crying and getting the Wambulants out because no one's buying it at scalper prices anymore, so they

[09:27] end up losing money. I really wish Pokemon would just like overprint the out of all of their sets. I I just anything to get rid of these degenerates, man. Like straight up. It is just so gross. It is so out of

[09:43] control. It really is. >> You know, >> You know, >> let me go just let it go. >> bro. >> BRO,

[09:58] NO. IT'S 2026. That's how work. Go. >> Bro, you go ahead and hit me in my >> Hey, I'm Hey, I'm recording. So, don't hit. >> I'm recording, too. So, >> find your shoes and bounce. Bro,

[10:14] now? Walk. Leave. >> Like, you're for my kids, bro. you don't want this Just leave. The police >> You about to get arrested. >> Just leave. I don't want you to go to

[10:27] >> Damn. That going to suck when you in a holding cell. The >> Didn't even notice it till it was pointed out there. He is actually missing his shoes. I don't know what happened to him. Maybe the scalpers also

[10:39] took his shoes to try and flip as well. I couldn't tell you. But he did walk out of there without his shoes. That's brutal. That's absolutely brutal. But there's no winners here. The cameraman and his friends are also embarrassing,

[10:52] pathetic losers as well. I don't know why in 2026 we don't have buy limits on Pokemon cards across the board. It it it is 100% a necessity. It should just be like one per customer, maybe two if you have enough product. There has to be buy

[11:09] And even when there are buy limits in place, it doesn't stop this behavior. We see it all the time from other establishments that do strictly enforce it. people are still willing to fight and their way to getting Pokemon

[11:22] product even in such low quantities as one or two boxes, such as the next video I'm about to show you where there are buy limits in place of one per customer and still fights break out over it. I had to mute the audio to this one

[11:34] theme song to it and I'm pretty sure that's a big no no. I side note, a that's a big no no. I side note, a little brief rant. Stop doing that. Just let the real audio play. It's much more entertaining that way. Adding the

[11:48] Pokemon theme song does nothing to enhance it. is stupid. You're not some comedian because you thought to put the Pokemon theme to a fight. Just let the real audio play. It's better that way. So anyway, the big guy here has a

[12:01] way. So anyway, the big guy here has a single ETB, one ETB, and then two broccoli hair tick tockers come over and start like grappling him, start trying to wrestle him. Now dude just face tanked all of that and then walked away

[12:15] again, there's no audio, so I don't even know what the lore lore is here around why this happened. But why are they getting physical with this guy? He has a single ETB, so he's not even doing anything that's against the store

[12:29] protocol of like the buy limits or anything. Now, maybe he cut in line, and if that is the case, he's a douchebag for it, but he also didn't like take away everyone else's product. He had a single ETB from what I can tell, and it

[12:42] didn't look like there was anything in his cart. And then these two dudes come legs and One of them even like slips on a banana peel or something and falls over, just eats And this guy just sits there tanking all of it. Like

[12:54] I don't know what these two dudes were thinking. They're going to have him turkey or something or like out of a cartoon where they put an apple in his but the mission was failed. And they actually got very lucky that this guy

[13:07] didn't start to fight back cuz I think that would have been curtains. That is a big boy right there. Part two OF SCALPERS GONE WILD. CHECK IT OUT. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You He didn't have You didn't have

[13:21] >> Yeah, >> he did ran up in an animal. He didn't dude just grabbed. >> So, he was there first. He was there >> You want You want us to call the police?

[13:36] >> Yeah, I think you should. Yeah, you should. Yeah, he put hands on him. should. Yeah, he put hands on him. >> He did. Yeah.

[13:48] mostly the actual audio from the event, but it's at the end of it. It doesn't just have to go with the afteraction report. So, apparently he was already

[14:00] there. He had nothing in his hands. Went to get the ETB and that's when he got to get the ETB and that's when he got ganked here. I I I think I don't I don't know. I'm not exactly sure cuz there's two different stories going on. One

[14:13] where he was like first in line, waited in line, then got the ETB, then got grappled from behind here. And then one where someone saying like he put hands on them, I think, but we can see like the whole interaction. It doesn't seem

[14:26] them to get there, which again, I don't know cuz we don't have the original audio in the first part. But anyway, from what is seen and from what I can piece together after the fact, the guy waited in the line and then ended up

[14:40] with one ETB and then got ganked. That's what it seems like and that's what two stories that are being told are claiming. And again, from the first part, we can see he didn't get physical with anyone. He just stood his ground

[14:55] to walk away and then eventually does walk away. And you can even see the two grapplers there put some Pokemon boxes in their cart, more than he has, by the way. One of them grabbed two and put it in the cart. Meanwhile, the guy that

[15:10] they were wrestling around with only has one.

[15:22] video of me on anyone. Literally, one kid took me by the leg and one kid. kid took me by the leg and one kid. That's how it went down.

[15:42] >> He then talks to the staff here and I can't make out a ton of the words, but on anyone and was getting like wrestled by these two guys. And then just says, "Can I just get my product and leave?" I think is one of the things he said. But

[15:56] I can't make out too much else. I don't know. Either way, all of that hoopla know. Either way, all of that hoopla over a single box of Pokemon cards. So even with buy limits in place, you still have people fighting over it. That is

[16:13] how out of control it is. So, even when you don't have these gluttonous pigs go product like in the first video, you still have people that won't even let you have one because they freak out

[16:27] about it even though they go and grab more than one themselves. It's it is actual chaos. Now, again, since I don't have the original audio, maybe that guy with the first or with the ETB was the guy that started all of it and was some

[16:40] possible. It's Pokemon cards. There's basically no good guys left there. It's all just fighting from scalpers. But either way, this sucks. So yeah, just wanted to uh insult them again. Per usual, this is like the

[16:55] 30th video I've made insulting Pokemon scalpers. That's really about it. Tip.