Valor Mortis Part 15 — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:04] >> Okay, >> the whole city lies in ashes. The lighthouse still guides ships that shall never come.

[00:26] yet. You have to wait until the deadies get closer. You have to be quiet. Do you >> Yes. A good mouse is quite very quiet.

[00:40] And then boom, boom, boom. The gate for the boom, boom, boom. The gate for the shrike.

[00:56] talking about like blow up terrorist stuff. I that weird rules to be a good mouse. A good mouse is invisible. the first note. Where's the first note? That said note two. Maybe maybe note one

[01:11] That said note two. Maybe maybe note one is further in. is further in. And there's nothing out here.

[01:43] arrived at her doorstep and they're knocking. knocking. Time is of thes. Hurry up, William.

[01:56] what we do here. >> It looks as if it were made by children. >> Using children as pawns in her game. Despicable.

[02:12] >> You murdered an entire town of innocent people. What? Good mouse is brave, bro. What is this man on? Is Napoleon Fender foe? I think they made it very clear at this during this game that he is f. Okay, if we're going to end up we're

[02:27] going to end up killing him at the end. Yep.

[02:39] Napoleon game and then quickly became a Holy [ __ ] he's acting a complete Holy [ __ ] he's acting a complete monster. kind of situation.

[02:54] We're still missing a weapon. I just noticed that.

[03:15] have been great. The music's been solid. It's been kind of like this nice little ambience in the background. The voice acting's been good. All the presentation acting's been good. All the presentation of this game has been real solid.

[03:44] game has been a very awesome surprise this uh this release cycle. Wait, where did we go in? We came in right here. So, where does that go?

[03:59] What? Oh. Oh [ __ ]

[04:28] See it. Oh, I should ate the entire thing. That's okay, though.

[04:48] out. >> Your time is already up, Rich. >> Your time is already up, Rich. Okay, let's go upgrade the claymore.

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[05:18] Attacking builds up rampage, which can be spent to increase the damage of the next heavy attack or decrease the cost of the next attack. Love that, dude. What's this? Bull work. Decrease the damage taken

[05:33] blocking. Regenerates endurance faster when holding block. Uh, I don't know about that one. More damage. Oh no, we need one more pure damage. Oh no, we need one more pure upgrade material. Can we buy that?

[05:51] Damn. Okay. How we doing on firearms? Let's work on the pistol. lower ammunition capacity. Let's increase the ammunition capacity.

[06:06] increase the ammunition capacity. Yep. we're good. I'm going to save the uh distilled stuff for when we unlock this with the pure blade

[06:27] will recover? Oh man, did does this game have bad reviews? I'm going to be honest. I haven't even looked. What's the uh what's been the issue?

[06:49] 88 on Metacritic, 78 critically. It's doing great. Okay. I was going to say it. It's mostly positive on Steam. Okay. Yeah. I I'm like, how long are we into this game? I I have My complaints are not that big for this game. And they're

[07:04] mostly controls based around the controls. I'd say it's okay. Um, wait, where was the other one?

[07:26] Reach. Yeah. >> Have no time for another martr. Step aside. Um, aside. Um, having fun with these guys.

[08:07] >> Bam. Uh-oh.

[08:35] all dodging, and just get out of the way.

[08:55] Bam. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. That was awesome. Okay, let's level up real quick. Oh, let's do this.

[09:22] transmutations, let's get some more cuz transmutation damage is what I'm using with the uh the fire blast on this thing. Platinum so already clipped through the ground. That's the goal every time.

[09:36] That's the goal. Uh we've got sexy legs zumote. I repair and replace sticks mainly with TMR sticks as a hobby. And I'll say this

[09:49] Scuf is a good controller, but trash to repair or replace parts in. >> Also, you can get way better controllers and mod them for way cheaper and better quality. IMHO, >> do me a favor. Uh, Zumote, if you're on

[10:01] our Discord, can you send me a Discord PM with what brands you've had the best luck with? Uh, since it sounds like you do this as a hobby, I'd love to know appreciate that, man. Thank you. And

[10:14] that's awesome. I appreciate that, dude. Uh, Craftsburg with a $50 tip to the mod >> Today was my final radiation session of my tongue cancer. I can only eat soup and tatm, no solid food, but this chat and the mods especially gave me so much

[10:31] and the mods especially gave me so much strength. Thank you all less than free. >> Dude, craft the absolute best of vibes to you, man. smooth recovery and that's the last you ever hear about that, brother.

[10:46] Good vibes to you. Good vibes to you.

[11:03] a good mouse is clever. Going this way. Oh, yeah. We are. >> Quiet. Someone's coming. >> A grown-up. A real alive grown-up. >> A grown-up. A real alive grown-up. >> And he has both hands. both legs and no

[11:16] >> And he has both hands. both legs and no guts are spilling from his belly. Wow. >> Well, at least it's good to know that they're alive.

[11:29] They made it. The kiddos made it. They blew up the bridge and got away. blew up the bridge and got away. This guy, not so much.

[11:47] nasty, nasty, deadly up real good. Squashed him like an old pumpkin. We're not afraid of deadlies, of course. Yeah, it's truly hard to be a good spy when a deadly blocks the door. >> Wipe down, Mimi. You're telling him all

[12:02] a believer. >> Oh, yes. Do you believe in the Shrike, >> Oh, yes. Do you believe in the Shrike, mister? Um, I do. She seems to be quite

[12:14] real. Do you? >> Of course. All of the mice believe in the Shrike. All of us. >> Um, mice. >> We are the mice. We are the Shrike's loyal spies.

[12:26] >> Loyal spies. We'll pluck out your eyes. >> Shut up, Teddy. It's my turn to talk. >> Shut up, Teddy. It's my turn to talk. >> You need to spook him a little. Say, say you will cut off his fingers and use them as crayons.

[12:39] >> Yuck. That's nasty teddy. >> Why are you here all alone? Where are >> Bro, >> we don't ask that question here. It makes us sad. Goodbye, >> brother. You're going to ask them where

[12:53] house of sticks in the corner of a house that had a dead guy beating on the door. >> Oh, where are your parents? Where are your parents?

[13:08] Come on, man. Read the room. Jesus. Look around. Where do you think? That may be one of the silliest lines I've heard in this entire game. expecting? Oh, they're back at home waiting for us.

[13:24] Oh, they're fine. Everything's fine. They're fine. They're great.

[13:36] You can tell this guy does not have kids. >> Seems I am not a good mouse, >> sir. Wait, new entry added.

[13:51] >> Did we uh Oh, no. That was an actual quest. Okay.

[14:23] Uh, what's over? Okay, this is where we did the dude kids. good. I want to make sure we hit all these houses and stuff before we keep these houses and stuff before we keep moving.

[14:42] verses are missing. >> O to the shrike. Here comes the shrike. Here comes the shrike. I wonder how it ends.

[15:04] Oh, that doesn't interrupt his attack. Interesting. Uh, this way. I have no idea where I'm going.

[15:25] damage with this build. That's for sure. >> Here comes the strike. Here comes the shrike. The shrike will put you on a spike.

[15:40] >> Oh, we got the some more of the song, I guess.

[16:26] >> Nope. That works. Oh, that works.

[16:38] Whoa, that didn't kill you either. Getting used to these damages. going in, charging up the hit, going in with it, and then just immediately

[16:52] dodging out. I feel like that'll work for us once we get the cadence of that for us once we get the cadence of that down. That'll be nice. Wonder if we have all the endurance upgrades. I need to look into that.

[17:14] Oh. Whoa. Crude blade material. Crude blade material. What would I possibly need that for at this stage of the game? That's weird.

[17:28] That's weird. Oh, there is something up there. Deadly rounds. Anything we can shoot from over here.

[18:10] man. You have to take them down before they get you. The Shrike will make you scream and squeal. The Shrike will stretch you hard at will. >> Okay, the Shrike is sounding more and more like a dick. Um H.

[18:41] Where the hell? Wait, is this the door I was just looking at? No, this is an entirely different area. Where the hell is this?

[19:10] Oh, it is. Well, damn. Okay, there we go. Cool. Some of the shortcuts have really surprised me in this game. Like, there's surprised me in this game. Like, there's no way that connects to Oh, it does.

[19:22] That's a great way for a lighthouse to work. I feel like everyone can see that. lighouses. Just set them on fire, please. please. I immediately knew where it was. Mhm.

[19:45] So, before we go up and over, let's go. Uhoh.

[20:06] before I healed and the the length of that gun is nuts.

[20:28] there, dude. That's basically the motto of the channel, KDB. of the channel, KDB. Shake it off and get back out there. Oh, I didn't realize two.

[20:47] It's going to be interesting fighting one of these big dudes with the uh one of these big dudes with the uh I need

[21:26] I love that this thing just dismembers wherever it hits. It's a great great wherever it hits. It's a great great feature of this weapon.

[21:42] Also, he was in a very dick That's a dick move. He would have destroyed me with his little combo. His little four hit combo. He's devs. He's devs.

[22:18] It sees the truth. It knows your lies. Its loyal spies have many eyes. Its loyal spies have many eyes. >> I love their songs.

[22:33] >> Take that you villainous old barrels.

[22:52] deliberate, doesn't it? Huh?

[23:06] Said Napoleon's end is coming. Be wary of those who promise much. Some shrike is all about promises. >> War has turned you bear, father.

[23:18] >> Was cautious and that's why we're still alive. Now get back to work. These crayfish racks won't fix themselves. >> Did we see the Elden Ring reference? We

[23:31] tonight. Can't stand them where the French take all leave us nothing. They say shrikes men wait at the lighthouse. I mean to join them. I mean to join them. Um, yeah. So,

[23:43] we definitely saw the pot friends. There is a part in this game where you basically go up over and into a uh like a a a diseased camp and when you're the left, there's a giant pile of corpses and there's a big pot bro and a

[23:59] little pot bro from Elder Ring like going through them. Like there's no question it is Pot Bros from Elden Ring. It's awesome. Yep.

[24:28] Interesting. I definitely thought it would.

[25:05] are you doing here? >> I assume you've met the Shrikes most >> You mean the children? >> They call themselves mice, and I would take them seriously if I were you. After all, this city belongs to them.

[25:25] >> What a heartbreaking place. >> Indeed. This war has taken everything from them. They've nothing left >> except for the shrank. >> Yes, she gave them hope and provides for

[25:39] them most of the time at least. >> How have they managed to survive here? >> Being small in a city of monsters is a huge advantage. The kids have their own infrastructure of hidden passages, tunnels, corridors,

[25:55] and if you treat them right, they might let you use them. let you use them. What?

[26:08] get into this building. I think it's this. this. Yep. Looking good.

[26:38] Oh, okay. This is another shortcut. Awesome. okay. This is another shortcut. Awesome. >> Hydration is required.

[26:59] has had vis visible dismemberment of humanoid enemies. Yeah, a lot of devs there's a thing about visible dismemberment immediately makes the game unplayable in some countries and also immediately gives the game a mature

[27:12] rated mature if I'm not mistaken. Defender of the ones who bled. The one who's singing for the dead. The sweetest song you ever heard. All hail the tiny song you ever heard. All hail the tiny butcher bird. You did well. Maybe you

[27:27] won't get chopped into pieces. All the others did. >> Tiny whispers. Oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to Oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to set it on fire. Um,

[27:48] That is adorable. Jeez. Okay. Uh, how are we getting up there?

[28:00] Feel like we missed a spot. Hold up. We can go into here Hold up. We can go into here and go up here.

[28:27] could she? I have to hurry. If she survived, she might need help. >> Okay, hold up. This that means this is definitely the right way. And I'm so right now, but I do need to make sure that we got everything here first. I

[28:42] think we did. Let's just make absolutely sure. I was not anticipating that to be the right way.

[28:55] That's where we found the dude back there.

[29:38] You missed a quest. Tell me where, please. Yeah. No. No. Black. The same guy that got us last time. Black ghost. I I I've been trying to be thorough, man. But it's it's tough in this game. So, where uh where where did I miss a

[29:53] quest? I just realized there's like no almost I just realized there's like no almost no ring. That's awesome.

[30:24] kind of I kind of there's there's reasons that I also like there's no map. when you're not just like opening a map every 30 seconds, you know, like which is what I would do. Let's be real. I think we all

[30:43] stuff in this game. I do wish there was a better way to make sure that you knew to have a map, it's still nice to have a system that makes sure the player feels things like I am essentially.

[30:56] You need to talk to a door. Check the houses further back. I think it's near lantern. There's a door that I need to talk to. A door. Okay.

[31:11] Don't remember door.

[31:32] You're You're doing great. You're doing great. So, it's further back from here, great. So, it's further back from here, right?

[31:46] Let's see. We'll kind of just clear this out a little bit so we can look around. We can also go back and I think upgrade our sword again.

[32:02] So, here's the the lantern I think that um Black Ghost was talking about.

[32:14] one that we we murdered the guy. That was where we met the dudes in here.

[32:28] Uh, honestly, I don't even know where the previous lantern is at this point. Um, no. That's the way we came. We came in this way.

[32:59] know you guys are doing great. I zero zero issues. We're just trying to find it now. This does not I can't go back there. That's too far. Right, black ghost. Yeah, I don't think I can go that far

[33:13] Yeah, I don't think I can go that far back. apparently a quest we want to make sure we get.

[33:26] Oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Black ghost said my bad. There's two triggers in the right way since you just got the first one. Okay, so it's not behind us. It worries at all. Let's Let's head that way.

[33:59] I feel I always feel better double-checking that stuff. Where does this go? Did we do this? Oh, look at this. What's all this?

[34:18] Exquisite firearm parts, bro. Oh god.

[34:34] the backtracking. Yeah, man. There we go. Good way to look at it. That's go. Good way to look at it. That's right, we did.

[34:47] Now, now that Shrike has been thoroughly murderized, and she is for sure dead, um murderized, and she is for sure dead, um let's let's go ahead and head back.

[35:39] Jesus. Um, where am I even going in here? I'm not going anywhere. Wait, am I What am I doing in here? What the deuce?

[36:51] >> Why is he still alive? He should be long dead by now. >> He has fire in his hands. Deadlies hate fire.

[37:17] room, the little ones lie wasted by typhoid. I beg your arms for the spare coin above all files of laden, the only thing that soothes their suffering. Oh, hey you.

[37:32] How are you? One sec. Do I have a certain build mind for Enshrouded? Dude, I have no idea what we're going to do in Enshrouded. No, I I'm going Dude, I The last time I played

[37:47] I'm going Dude, I The last time I played Enshrouded, y'all watched. >> So, it's been a long time. >> Cursed by water or worms. >> Who are you? What is this place? >> This is the belly of mercy. I take

[38:05] Great. Great. Okay. Oh, the poor land. Oh, the poor land. But uh I need a hand. A pure hand like >> May I come in? >> No, no, no, no. I can't let you in, my

[38:23] >> No, no, no, no. I can't let you in, my dear. My breath's a curse. I'm sick, too, you see. >> Then what do you need? >> Then what do you need? >> Loudenham. A bottle for for the

[38:35] children, for their pain. >> Where might I get some? >> That old fool Barnaby had a whole stash. But he went mad after Scruffy died. He

[38:47] But he went mad after Scruffy died. He loved that damn dog. More than likely. loved that damn dog. More than likely. Barnaby's plague now. Deadly, as the Barnaby's plague now. Deadly, as the children would say. I stand no chance

[38:59] with him. But you >> but I do. All right. I'll try to get a bottle of lord for you. >> Thank you, my dear. May the strike bless

[39:12] >> Cyprian says, "Are you going to explore community builds in Enshrouded before you play?" No, not at all. >> I don't I don't want to see what other people did before I do mine. I'd rather

[39:24] see it after. >> Uh, if I do this, will this work? Hold >> Uh, if I do this, will this work? Hold on. Weird. So, I have to switch to something else to pop claymore. That's too bad.

[39:46] probably go back and get that actually. Oh, also we can go and improve the claim work. Let's do that. Enshrouded V1 is out. You got it. Yep. Enshrouded V1 is out. Beautiful.

[40:09] Wonderful. Ooh. Endurance regenerates faster. Increase resistance to physical attack. Yes, those are great. Oh, I didn't know that. You can tap Q to switch to previous weapons quickly.

[40:30] Oh, that's awesome. So, if I need to get my pistol quickly, I can just hit Q, do my pistol, and then go back to my claim. I I did not know that. I'm sorry. Shady. notification from Twitch that you're live." Bummer. Shady. Not only do we

[40:45] know about that, but Twitch has been bad with notifications for the entire 13 years I've been on it, which is why we did this. We made a mobile app for you. It is free. There are no ads. You can customize the notifications you get. And

[41:01] it even lets you randomly pick playlists from my YouTube. It is awesome. It is on the Play or App Store. Just look for Coalition mobile app. And that gets you, I kid you not, that gets you more consistent on time notifications than

[41:14] Twitch. It's more consistent than Twitch. It's better than YouTube. It's faster than YouTube. So, it is it is a great app if you want to stay caught up with what we do here. Yep. And also, one of the best parts about it, I love this.

[41:28] If you if you're a YouTube watcher, if you ever want I have literally hundreds of playthroughs on YouTube. There's a button on the mobile app that lets you pick a random one. So, if you're ever just like, you know,

[41:40] but I have no idea what I want to watch. Open the app, press a button, it'll just give you a random run. It's kind of fun. All right, let's go. It's a very cool All right, let's go. It's a very cool feature.

[41:56] Going to do this. Grants damage reduction while attacking. That is wonderful. A quintessential blade material gives

[42:08] A quintessential blade material gives health restored when spending rampage. Okay. Well, hell yeah, dude. Uh, we still need more superior firearm stuff

[42:21] for all of those. I could increase the pistol damage. I'm going to save that. Save that. Okay. And you don't have anything new, right? Nope. All right. Let's go.