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[00:03] and today you'll learn about the downsides, and maybe some upsides. Actually, this video will be a story about how I streamed long and hard on Twitch and still streamed long and hard on Twitch and still continue to do so.

[00:16] Hard. As an active YouTube user, I love to eat my Red Price cereal while watching certain types of videos. Videos from Zavochany Rabochyak, editing guides that I like and never use, and

[00:28] stories of failed streamers. The stories are carbon copies of each other, each presented in a different way, but like my grandma's baked goods, received a hundred times over, they are just as delicious as the first day I ate them. For some reason, all my fellow members from the PGT also

[00:40] decided to join the Twitch adventure. Well, what's there? Do you press one button and play your say what you think, condemn everything bad, champion everything good, and loot royalties from advertisers and donations from your beloved viewers. VLS fans are slutnyusy.

[00:54] Okay, not groupies, but fans. Your peers are filled with respect for you for your ready to welcome you back to the family table. Although just a year ago, a bald cat and a square TV were more precious to them than you. Can you imagine? Working

[01:07] as a streamer, if you can call it work, an entertainment service, requires a minimum of effort compared to other professions. Try YouTubers, whom you, an old socialist, consider the scum of society, are more

[01:20] concerned with their content, afraid of losing their relevance tomorrow. It's easier to hook up a stream than to post on the Telegram channel I have. Subscribe. But at the same time, for some reason, every second person is not yet a streamer. Why so? It's all about the

[01:32] spend, the journey you have to take to become that streamer. You can lie and attribute all success to luck. He started streaming when there was no other option . This one had connections, this one had experience, this one had someone. And perhaps you are

[01:45] right, but now we will not be creatures relying on luck. This casino's [ __ ] mouth . [ __ ], it's better to treat everything in such a way that if something doesn't work out for me, it's primarily my fault. And I have to somehow fix this,

[01:58] Even if I went out into the yard at night and a crowd of fimba beat me up for my huge jaw, it would still be my fault. Is this adequate? I don't think so, but that's the Have you decided to donate years of your life to the persistent circus craft of broadcasting?

[02:13] The first, incredibly logical thought is to look at advice from successful media professionals. hype-ridden media giants give you? Be interesting and charismatic. Just a lot of streams and everything will definitely work out. Go ahead. Well, I had a couple of years of experience in the media sphere

[02:28] . Well, yes, I had 800k on Instagram, but I did it all from scratch, I did it all myself. charisma, and even with zero background , when a random streamer is known for reason A, but she is someone's girlfriend, she is someone's ex, and her friend is someone's friend

[02:42] run, but on Twitch, media exposure is key. In a relationship, you can be a really deep and interesting person, but if you can't get a girl to talk to you, how will you show her your inner world? It's not enough to be

[02:55] interesting, it's not enough to be charismatic; you also have to find an audience to whom you can preach philosophical dogma against the backdrop of Dota 2's ruination. If you're not starting a stream as a hobby or an experiment, then you need to think about

[03:08] how to build an initial audience so that it snowballs and keeps growing, so you yourself at 5:00 AM and seeing zero viewers on the counter. You see, when even a bot leaves your broadcast, it puts a bit of pressure on your

[03:21] self-esteem and psyche. There are hundreds and thousands of competitors on Twitch. The number of streamers who quit their careers in a single day is 10 times the number of words in the script for that video. To become one of these unknowns,

[03:33] you just have to repeat the mistakes that the After all, what could these no-names know? A gathering of these ultra-smaller, dressed-up A gathering of these ultra-smaller, dressed-up [ __ ]. I'm the only one who's [ __ ] awesome. First of all, take care of your

[03:46] honor from your youth. So don't even try to stream and wait for ideal conditions. Once you've raised your MMR or LO a lot, you can start hacking. Well, then I still need to buy a computer, and then a studio microphone and some foam rubber to hang on the wall.

[03:58] need a DSLR, at least gigabit internet, a power bank to avoid accidental TikTok watch to keep up with all the trends and memes. Be sure to read all the ancient philosophers to have the right to reason, and also

[04:12] fully master any topic you are discussing, otherwise your opinion, dude, is not streamer who doesn't understand everything. Don't choose popular sites with high competition. Stream either on Trova or Kiki, or even better on VK

[04:27] Play. But there are no more than 2 hours, otherwise the servers will crash and the world will collapse. The logical solution would be to play everything when you have zero audience. Today you're a Dota player, tomorrow you're doing reactions, and the day after tomorrow you're a Tyfanchitsa

[04:39] broadcasting from Jacuzzi. Stream either no-name games where there's a huge audience and it's easy to find your niche, or join popular folk projects where there's no competition from the same normies like you and me. People go to Twitch for personality,

[04:51] gaming skill, or boobs. So don't be too picky about the type of content you're going to make. Don't try to To hit at least some small audience with this type of content ,

[05:05] introduce them to yourself and retain them. Be like a popular streamer, do any [ __ ]. Having completed the previous points, all that remains is to rely on Twitch recommendations, which work like a Swiss watch. Perfectly written algorithms will push

[05:18] you to the top of Twitch just for being there , bro. They will analyze your speech completely and compare it with the methodology that will allow you to be popular. Don't try to create content on any social network that has even the slightest chance

[05:30] guides, don't talk about yourself. Don't start Instagram, Telegram. Don't try to meet anyone. Don't try to get even a little publicity. If Saturn is in the third house today, you will become a streamer. And if not, then A onlak is cruel. True,

[05:43] girls. But the second X chromosome won't help you. Unfortunately, Twitch's audience is primarily guys. No guy likes boobs, especially try, you won't be able to become their

[05:56] online friend and gain an audience two to three times faster than your Y-chromosomal colleagues. Unfortunately, girl, you live in a Patriarchy, where every guy has a find these nice agents from the People's Republic of China? I don't know, I don't know.

[06:10] Kover, where you can meet people of the opposite sex who share your interests. And there are even more girls there than boys. You filter people by city, gender, goals, hobbies and write to whoever you want. In the app,

[06:23] you choose the coolest, most unusual, and interesting location or event and For some reason, my friends still stick to Incelbats and don't realize that you Simply follow the link in the description to download the Super app you need

[06:38] . And if this is from a phone, then there is a QR code. Oh, wait, what was I talking about? I have experience myself. I'm a streaming expert. True, only in gaming, path of every first streamer in the trash heap , which ate up my teenage years

[06:52] and prospects. Besides, I tried, but I didn’t become a cool streamer myself. Oh, and I'll name the video how not to become a real streamer. I'll add another 5 years to make it Look when I cut the first transom. Game streams, base, foundation. They

[07:06] attract the viewer with their gameplay and neutrality. Against the backdrop of this gameplay and neutrality, you can reveal yourself as a person and attract people to you. to be appreciated for your coolness in the game, a rating or eSports is desirable. Otherwise,

[07:21] Vasyan will come at 10 o'clock and say that you're a loser, and you'll just endure it, because You'll have to walk alone with all of them. It's also easy to attract audiences from YouTube to gaming streams. Yes, you can stream on YouTube itself. On February 15,

[07:35] online audience was 22 people, with an average subscription count of minus one. This was literally my first stream. How did people know this no-name? From videos. Videos are introduce viewers to the full extent of your schizophrenia, and then they can watch a

[07:51] real broadcast of your schizophrenia. If you're a newbie, 12 hours of streaming to zero people won't give you any results, and you won't be recognized. Spend these 12 hours on videos. And perhaps the great YouTube or TikTok will give you your first views and a

[08:04] chance to go online. I understand that the world isn't ready for a media personality like me, and the Unified State Exam won't pass on its own. I'm making way for young streamers and returning to the stream a year later, already with 27 people online, and no one has even unfollowed me.

[08:17] why wasn't there a jump in online activity? Here's the second conclusion: you need to stream regularly to consolidate the audience that found you. A dick is iron while a dick is smoking, as my grandfather used to say. A year later, I decided to stream more often and ran into an

[08:31] obvious problem. Instability. Today you're being watched by two full classes of a rural school, and tomorrow, at most, by the staff of a train station shawarma shop. The only thing that's more unstable is the income that streamers get, God willing, from a couple of

[08:43] factors online. The quality and uniqueness of the content, the date and time of the cut, and, of course, the personality of the streamer. Do you understand the feeling when you have 20k subscribers, but there are only two people watching your stream at the moment? You understand, two

[08:56] people, this is Nightbot, hemobot, [ __ ]. But the channel is not dead. Videos are gaining popularity. Where are the people on the stream? Two people. Two. I was thrown by my own dog, who was watching a stream from a laptop. Two people. I understood what the guy who said was: "Yes, I sit on every

[09:09] stream of yours." In fact, I don’t know whether he was lying or not. The stream with two people was so shitty that even the YouTube bot kicked me out. Two people. For the sake of these two people, who remained with me like after a nuclear winter, I had a great

[09:21] motivation to stream, conveying my cringe-inducing Schwinist thoughts to them. Two people is less than the number of my parents. I'm tilted, I can't. started streaming on Twitch. My favorite betting company never let me down and

[09:34] viewer counter. Having topped up the stove of motivation, the growing statistics began to pour in. If you already have an audience and stream frequently, you might experience a snowball effect. You won't even need other platforms. Just Twitch

[09:48] will become a factory with broadcasts of 10 hours and more. It turns out that the whole difficulty of starting a stream is to gain at least some initial audience. And if you managed to get it, it means that people at least liked you in some way, and you have a chance

[10:00] to attract someone else. In short, you are not a loser and a promising person. While you're getting ready to stream around the clock, someone else is spending their days mastering a profession. Think about it.