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We Wasted $1760 on MYSTERY TECH

0h 18m video Published Jun 14, 2026 Transcribed Jul 28, 2026 Austin Evans Austin Evans
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"The title accurately reflects the content: they indeed wasted $1760 on mystery tech items."

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In this episode of Mystery Tech, Austin and his friends, including Kyle from Bitwit, unbox a series of bizarre and expensive tech items. The video features a skeleton mouse, a keyboard with a screen that runs Unreal Engine, a Pip-Boy replica, a dual-screen emulator, and even an actual airline seat.

[01:34]
Angry Miao Mouse Price

The Angry Miao mouse typically retails for about $150, but Ken got it from Kickstarter for about $100 as an early backer.

[02:04]
Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro Keyboard

The Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard has a screen that runs Unreal Engine, takes 30 seconds to boot, and lacks a function row. It was purchased from StockX for $590.

[05:36]
Pip-Boy Replica

The Pip-Boy is a die-cast replica from The Wand Company, featuring a real FM radio, flashlight, and rad meter. It was bought at retail for $200.

[10:32]
AYN Thor Emulator

The AYN Thor is a dual-screen Android emulator for DS and 3DS games. The Pro version has a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2, 6-inch 120Hz display, 4-inch 60Hz OLED, active cooling, and 12GB RAM. It costs $400.

[12:20]
GameSounds NES Headphones

Vintage wireless headphones for the NES, still in package with a $100 price tag. They also function as an FM radio. Resale value is around $300.

[16:10]
Airline Seat

An actual airline seat from Southwest Airlines, purchased for $300. It reclines and includes a flotation device.

The video showcases a collection of quirky and expensive tech items, from a keyboard with a screen to a real airline seat, highlighting the fun and absurdity of Mystery Tech.

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Study Flashcards (13)

What is the retail price of the Angry Miao mouse?

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About $150.

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How much did the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard cost?

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$590.

05:03

What engine does the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard use for its screen?

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Unreal Engine.

03:00

How long does it take for the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard to boot?

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30 seconds.

02:11

What company made the Pip-Boy replica?

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The Wand Company.

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What features does the Pip-Boy replica have?

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Real FM radio, flashlight, and rad meter.

06:46

How much was the Pip-Boy replica at retail?

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$200.

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What processor does the AYN Thor Pro have?

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Snapdragon 8 Gen 2.

10:59

What are the display specs of the AYN Thor Pro?

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6-inch 120Hz display and a 4-inch 60Hz OLED on the bottom.

11:03

How much RAM does the AYN Thor Pro have?

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12 GB.

11:08

What is the price of the AYN Thor Pro?

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$400.

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What is the resale value of the GameSounds NES headphones?

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Almost $300.

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How much did the airline seat cost?

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$300.

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💡 Key Takeaways

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Keyboard Boot Time

Highlights the absurdity of a keyboard that takes 30 seconds to boot.

02:11
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Unreal Engine Keyboard

Demonstrates the unexpected use of Unreal Engine in a keyboard.

03:00
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Pip-Boy Features

Shows the detailed functionality of a high-end replica.

06:46
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AYN Thor Specs

Provides detailed specifications of a powerful emulator device.

11:03
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Airline Seat Price

Reveals the surprisingly low cost of a real airline seat.

18:06

[00:00] - Hello and welcome to

[00:03] We have our good pal Kyle,

[00:06] - Hello!

[00:06] - [Austin] What are we doing here?

[00:07] - [Kyle] Why is he walking like that?

[00:08] Why is he so slow?

[00:09] - Both of you have a shared

[00:12] - Ah.

[00:13] (all laughing)

[00:14] Wow!

[00:15] Wait a minute, why is my face in it?

[00:17] (all laughing)

[00:18] This was the only photo you could find?

[00:21] This is crazy!

[00:22] - [Kyle] How come he doesn't get a face?

[00:24] - Who had the better thumbnail?

[00:26] - Ooh.

[00:27] - We were a little

[00:29] when Austin burned his house down.

[00:30] (ominous boom)

[00:31] - They're big for the era.

[00:32] - [Ken] I'm sorry, I mean, when

[00:34] - Let us know in the comments below,

[00:36] who had the better fire thumbnail?

[00:37] (screen whooshing)

[00:38] Now that you have rubbed

[00:40] what is all this nonsense?

[00:42] - Yeah, I can't wait for round two.

[00:43] (glass shattering)

[00:45] - Oh, Angry Miao?

[00:46] Okay, wait, now that's actually tech.

[00:47] - [Kyle] Is it cat ears?

[00:50] - [Matt] Oh, we love our

[00:51] - I already have a few of those.

[00:52] - How are you doing?

[00:53] - I'm doing horribly, thanks for asking.

[00:55] - Oh, okay.

[00:56] What the hell is that?

[00:57] - [Kyle] This is a...

[00:58] - [Austin] It's like a skeleton mouse?

[00:59] That is about the most aggressive,

[01:00] like, hold it with your pinky.

[01:02] (high pitched tone wobbling)

[01:02] - Yeah, that's like, what, that's probably

[01:03] like 35 grams or something like that.

[01:05] You say 35?

[01:06] What are you doing?

[01:07] "Price is Right."

[01:07] - 42.

[01:09] - 46!

[01:11] Because I used to, no, never mind.

[01:12] (trumpet warbling)

[01:13] Oh, no, it's a hot swap battery.

[01:15] So when you're ready

[01:17] you just (mimics clicking sound).

[01:17] It's cool though.

[01:18] - It is cool.

[01:19] - [Austin] You literally just snap it on.

[01:20] - [Kyle] Yeah.

[01:21] - Have you ever used any of

[01:23] - I have not.

[01:23] I feel like it'd be wasted on me.

[01:24] Because I don't, I'm terrible at gaming.

[01:26] - [Austin] I just worry

[01:28] and Cheetos getting inside my damn mouse.

[01:30] - [Ken] Just wash your hands.

[01:32] It's called a bath.

[01:34] How much was the Angry Miao mouse?

[01:37] - [Alex] It typically

[01:39] - [Ken] I got it from

[01:43] because I was an early backer.

[01:44] - [Kyle] Look at this!

[01:45] - Wait, there's extra stuff?

[01:46] - Look at it.

[01:47] "World," what is that?

[01:48] - [Austin] World?

[01:49] - [Adriana] Looks like a cup.

[01:50] - Yeah.

[01:50] (group laughs)

[01:51] - Don't touch that!

[01:53] - Don't you,

[01:54] can't get the (duck

[01:54] (group laughing)

[01:56] Open the box, bro.

[01:56] - What's in the box?

[01:58] - Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro.

[02:00] Okay, the fact that you

[02:02] makes me deeply concerned.

[02:04] The Centerpiece Pro

[02:06] like some fancy ass keyboard, right?

[02:07] - Sure.

[02:08] - [Austin] Like, "Plug your Centerpiece in

[02:09] "with the included USB-C."

[02:10] - [Austin] "Wait for

[02:11] "this usually takes 30 seconds."

[02:12] What kind of keyboard

[02:15] - (laughs) And then at the top it says,

[02:17] "Welcome to the future." (laughs)

[02:18] - That! (laughs)

[02:19] - What?

[02:21] - Wait.

[02:21] - Yeah, what...

[02:23] - What? Why would you want this?

[02:25] This is a dumb, what?

[02:26] - [Kyle] Oh, is this

[02:28] Does it have a back?

[02:28] Have you see the one with the screen?

[02:30] - [Matt] Oh, it's a...

[02:31] - That's even dumber, I hate it even more.

[02:31] - The koi fish and (duck quacking).

[02:32] - [Alex] It's almost like that

[02:34] if you just plugged it in

[02:35] instead of showing it.

[02:37] - I like the switches.

[02:38] - Whatever switches are in here are nice.

[02:39] - [Ken] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[02:40] - Oh!

[02:41] - Hey!

[02:43] - [Kyle] Alright, baby.

[02:45] - [Austin] Mr. Bitwit

[02:47] a store with a bunch of like merch on it.

[02:49] - That's how you create demand, bro!

[02:51] - [Austin] So just, I mean,

[02:54] - Tracks pretty well?

[02:55] Try that.

[02:56] - It's the mouse pad, but yeah.

[02:57] - It's just a mouse pad,

[02:58] (group laughing)

[02:59] (camera zoom whirring)

[02:59] Oh, and "Unreal Engine loading."

[03:00] This thing uses Unreal Engine?

[03:02] - That's crazy, oh look at it, yo!

[03:03] - This is the koi fish!

[03:06] Like I really need another reason

[03:07] for my cats to (duck quacking) with me

[03:08] while I'm at my desk.

[03:10] I'm not going to lie,

[03:12] - [Austin] Wait, there's

[03:14] Uh-oh.

[03:15] This is a test of the...

[03:16] I mean, it doesn't even matter.

[03:17] - I should screen record, but

[03:20] so I'll just apparently pop

[03:22] - You also have...

[03:24] on the laptop!

[03:25] (all laughing)

[03:26] - So you can change, obviously,

[03:27] all of your key binds.

[03:29] Oh wow, wait.

[03:30] Okay, let's do a "Marathon" one.

[03:31] Can I just, oh, so you can do an overlay

[03:34] and you can do the actual,

[03:36] like whatever you want on the bottom.

[03:38] Oh, okay, so you've got the

[03:41] - [Austin] I got to say,

[03:43] - [Kyle] I don't like that.

[03:44] That one doesn't look as good.

[03:46] - What is this, Flappy Bird?

[03:47] - So can you actually play

[03:49] - You have to be able to.

[03:51] - [Ken] (laughing) Does it run on UE5?

[03:53] - [Matt] Photorealistic

[03:54] It's just a bird.

[03:56] - Let me just...

[03:57] - Let me just pour you

[03:59] coffee from way up here.

[04:00] There you go.

[04:02] - [Austin] What are we...

[04:02] - Just while we're waiting...

[04:04] - [Kyle] Sip on that.

[04:05] - I feel like I'm a

[04:07] and I don't know what World Airways is,

[04:08] and I feel like I...

[04:09] - Wait, did you say AvGeek?

[04:10] (group laughing)

[04:12] - [Austin] Aviation!

[04:12] - Oh my God, look!

[04:14] - [Kyle] Nerd!

[04:15] - [Matt] God, I want to

[04:16] shove you in a locker (laughing) so bad!

[04:18] - Let's watch you mess this up.

[04:19] (key clacking)

[04:20] - So it does work.

[04:21] - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:22] - [Kyle] You're actually

[04:24] - [Austin] Yeah, like where...

[04:25] - Oh, wait. It's jumping

[04:27] - Oh.

[04:27] (Matt laughing)

[04:28] Come on.

[04:29] Oh oh oh!

[04:30] - [All] Oh, no!

[04:31] - [Ken] Oh...

[04:33] - [All] Oh!

[04:36] (high-pitched beeping)

[04:37] - I think we just peaked

[04:39] (Matt laughing)

[04:40] - How much does this thing cost, this one?

[04:42] - Oh, God.

[04:43] - [Matt] If you bought it

[04:46] - I will say, I like the fact

[04:50] I need lettering on my keyboard.

[04:53] I don't know, I just...

[04:54] - This is something I

[04:55] like to impress my friend.

[04:57] - [Alex] People are reselling

[05:02] - But how much, ahem,

[05:03] did we pay for this keyboard?

[05:07] (cash register dinging)

[05:08] (Austin groaning)

[05:09] So that is cheaper than a lot

[05:11] of people are reselling it for.

[05:12] - [Ken] Yeah, we got it for a steal.

[05:14] - No, you should've stolen it!

[05:15] (screen whooshing)

[05:16] Well, that was fun.

[05:18] Except the whole fire thing.

[05:19] - Yeah, we don't...

[05:20] (glass shattering)

[05:21] Talk about that, what is this?

[05:22] - [Both] Vault-Tec?

[05:23] - As a fan of Fallout, I feel like

[05:26] some of the Fallout merch

[05:29] Dude, some of

[05:33] (razor scraping)

[05:34] - What are you, what is going on?

[05:35] - [Alex] Why do you keep doing that?

[05:36] - Okay, so this is...

[05:38] - [Austin] It's a

[05:39] So here's the thing.

[05:40] I've only used the Pip-Boy

[05:42] from the Fallout 4 Collector's Edition,

[05:43] which was fine, but very plasticky.

[05:45] Now, I forget which vault was 33.

[05:49] - [Alex] I think 33 is

[05:52] not video games.

[05:54] - Oh, TV show.

[05:54] - [Austin] Holy (duck quacking)!

[05:55] - [Alex] Yep, that is a

[05:56] proper die-cast replica.

[05:58] - Please update your Pip-Boy

[06:00] Oh, The Wand Company made this.

[06:02] They do a lot of the

[06:05] So they do the Harry Potter wands

[06:06] and a bunch of other things.

[06:07] Maybe, oh, there you go.

[06:09] - That was a satisfying...

[06:10] (zipper zipping)

[06:11] (zipper unzipping)

[06:12] - Oh (duck quacking)!

[06:13] Like I said, I haven't

[06:15] - Yeah, no, I won't...

[06:16] don't be shy, dude.

[06:17] - All right.

[06:18] - Get in there, get in

[06:20] That looks cool as hell, though.

[06:21] - It does look cool.

[06:22] And it's like, it's heavy,

[06:23] but not too much so...

[06:25] - Where you just just feel like...

[06:26] - [Matt] I just want to wear that around.

[06:28] - Tired.

[06:29] (Pit-Boy rattling)

[06:30] - [All] Ooh!

[06:31] - That's so cool!

[06:32] - Dude.

[06:33] And I like how the glass is

[06:35] So there are two versions.

[06:36] There's the Fallout 3 version,

[06:38] and there's the TV series version.

[06:39] Oh, it's resetting.

[06:41] Okay, so we're upgrading

[06:43] Apparently it has an

[06:46] Flashlight.

[06:47] - Okay.

[06:49] - And then the rad meter.

[06:50] (rad meter clicking)

[06:51] - Oh, (duck quacking).

[06:52] - That seems...

[06:54] You don't want to hear the clicks!

[06:55] The clicks are bad!

[06:56] - Oh, it's...

[06:57] - That's what I was saying.

[07:00] That's accurate on many accounts.

[07:01] - Yeah.

[07:02] - [Alex] What?

[07:04] - [Kyle] This is a real radio?

[07:05] - [Matt] That's what it said.

[07:06] (creepy music playing)

[07:07] (jaunty classical music playing)

[07:10] - [Austin] Wait, what?

[07:11] Oh, I think that's probably

[07:13] But it also has real FM, too.

[07:15] (upbeat music playing)

[07:17] - Oh, that's real radio!

[07:19] (upbeat music playing)

[07:22] - That's max volume. (laughs)

[07:23] I like the clock.

[07:25] - [Alex] Yeah, I think that

[07:26] so you could just always

[07:28] - [Ken] Right!

[07:29] - Look, obviously, this is a

[07:33] It's probably designed to be

[07:35] Just like, you know, to

[07:38] for all us AvGeeks out there.

[07:40] - [Matt] I don't think

[07:41] (Kyle laughing)

[07:43] - How much do you think this cost?

[07:45] - 300 bucks.

[07:46] - 300?

[07:47] - Kyle, what you may not know is that

[07:48] sometimes we forget we bought stuff.

[07:50] This was released (laughing)

[07:53] - [Kyle] That was like two years ago!

[07:54] - You've been sitting

[07:55] - [Ken] It's because...

[07:56] - [Matt] Well, I haven't

[07:58] - [Alex] Okay, we bought

[08:01] - Oh, that's actually fine.

[08:02] pretty good, to be honest.

[08:04] Oh my God, that really dug into your arm.

[08:05] - Yeah, look at that,

[08:06] - I'll put it on just to make

[08:10] - [Matt] Why is there's

[08:11] (group laughing)

[08:13] - He has to wear it around

[08:15] Put it on your thigh.

[08:16] ♪ Set the world on fire ♪

[08:20] (glass shattering)

[08:21] - [Ken] Did any of the

[08:24] - What glasses?

[08:26] Air World dish.

[08:27] - [Austin] Why do you

[08:29] Is this like from a

[08:30] - HAPCO International

[08:32] you paid for that, bro.

[08:33] Let me top you off

[08:34] - Thank you, I appreciate it.

[08:35] - Of course, sir.

[08:36] Enjoy your flight.

[08:37] - (laughing) Don't call me sir.

[08:38] It's fine, it's totally fine.

[08:40] (glass shattering)

[08:41] - Air hockey?

[08:41] - [Kyle] Finally, something

[08:43] (Austin and Kyle laughing)

[08:44] - That insurance money not in yet?

[08:45] - Yeah, yeah, (scoffs)

[08:47] - [Matt] What's the worst

[08:49] - The fact that I suck.

[08:52] - [Kyle] Or that you got to wait

[08:52] for a dumb family to finish their game.

[08:54] - [Austin] Yeah, (laughs) that's true.

[08:55] - [Matt] Now, what if you didn't have to

[08:57] wait for the dumb family?

[08:58] - [Austin] Okay, so we've got a little,

[09:01] like, little puck guy.

[09:02] - [Kyle] Oh, oh.

[09:04] There you go.

[09:05] So basically it's just built-in

[09:08] - Oh!

[09:09] - This is like nut shot city.

[09:11] (Austin laughing)

[09:13] - [Austin] Let's play it

[09:15] - What is the, oh, geez. (all laughing)

[09:17] - Oh dude, look at that.

[09:19] - [Austin] It does work really well.

[09:20] - [Alex] It's almost like we planned this.

[09:22] (group laughing)

[09:24] hit it against the wall.

[09:26] no one wins.

[09:27] - [Austin] Test me against the wall.

[09:28] - Are we doing, we're

[09:29] - Let's do best of three

[09:31] But if it goes off on either

[09:33] It has to be directly...

[09:34] - Oh, okay.

[09:35] (puck clacking)

[09:36] - (duck quacking), that's going

[09:40] (both laughing)

[09:41] How is this even...

[09:42] (all laughing)

[09:43] - [Austin] Are you trying to tell me

[09:45] that the game of air hockey

[09:47] on a specific table for a reason?

[09:48] - [Kyle] Like an air hockey table?

[09:49] - Maybe.

[09:50] - [Kyle] It's possible.

[09:51] - [Matt] Like, the puck

[09:52] (metal clanging)

[09:54] - Yeah, well, at least this

[09:55] This was probably like what, 15 bucks?

[09:57] - [Matt] Yeah, add a couple

[09:59] - What?

[10:00] - [Alex] It was $21.

[10:01] - [Austin] Not bad.

[10:02] You definitely need to still

[10:05] - [Ken] It's mesmerizing though.

[10:06] - More of these would be great.

[10:07] - We're flying high right now.

[10:10] - That was a good pun. (screen whooshing)

[10:12] (glass shattering)

[10:13] - Oh, God, broken.

[10:15] (box contents shuffling)

[10:16] - No, there's actual,

[10:18] Every time I talk about Pokémon cards,

[10:20] the retention on the video goes zoop!

[10:21] So Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokémon.

[10:23] - L.

[10:24] - [Austin] Is that the Anbernic?

[10:25] - [Kyle] No, it's an A-Y...

[10:26] - [Austin] Oh, It's an AYANEO.

[10:27] - [Austin] Oh, sorry, AYN.

[10:28] No, Thor, Thor. But

[10:30] - [Matt] AYN.

[10:31] (all talking at once)

[10:32] This is the Thor, correct.

[10:32] It's half of AYANEO.

[10:34] - So this is an emulator

[10:37] that is dual-screen,

[10:39] for DS and 3DS games, right?

[10:40] - Not just, people...

[10:42] - [Ken] Yeah, yeah.

[10:43] - [Kyle] It's running Android?

[10:44] - [Matt] Yeah.

[10:46] - Brother, give that a feel.

[10:47] Is what I say all the time to my friends.

[10:49] - Ooh!

[10:50] - Whoa, whoa!

[10:51] - So, I've heard a lot of

[10:54] It's actually fairly powerful, right?

[10:55] - So, this is the midrange one.

[10:58] - [Austin] The Pro version,

[10:59] the Pro version has a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2.

[11:03] It's got a six-inch, 120-hertz display,

[11:06] and a four-inch 60-hertz

[11:08] It has active cooling, 12 gigs of ram.

[11:11] First of all, this looks fricking great.

[11:13] Like the fact that you've

[11:14] that are like nice and RGB'd out.

[11:16] We have a lot of games here.

[11:17] What's your favorite DS game?

[11:19] - [Alex] I assume that

[11:20] - Well, I...

[11:21] - Okay, fine.

[11:23] Oh, dude, that actually looks pretty good.

[11:24] Oh dude, that looks good.

[11:25] - [Kyle] Nice.

[11:26] - [Austin] And because

[11:27] actually, the pixel

[11:29] - Did you already preload

[11:32] - [Ken] Alex already set it up earlier.

[11:34] - As with all of our legally-dumped ROMs.

[11:36] - Of course, why, of course.

[11:37] - It feels good in the hand.

[11:39] The screen is super clear.

[11:41] - [Ken] On the higher end of this,

[11:43] I've been seeing people

[11:45] - This is sick.

[11:46] Like, honestly, I have no notes.

[11:48] How much was the AYN Thor?

[11:51] - [Matt] So, I pre-ordered this years ago.

[11:54] - People have just literally

[11:55] started getting them this year.

[11:57] - [Alex] Literally this

[11:59] is when they actually

[12:01] So, the one that we have

[12:05] (video game tone plays)

[12:06] I mean, it's a little expensive, right?

[12:08] But if you kind of want

[12:10] the ultimate emulator

[12:12] - I could play so much "Raid:

[12:15] (Kyle and Ken laughing)

[12:16] Unironic.

[12:17] - Not sorry, not sponsored.

[12:18] We got more?

[12:19] (glass shattering)

[12:20] - Hey, what the heck?

[12:21] - [Kyle] This one's already unwrapped.

[12:23] - Wait, GameSounds remote

[12:27] Wait, it still has the price tag of $100.

[12:29] Wait, this is from Lost Levels?

[12:31] How long have you

[12:32] - We found it, we'd never

[12:34] and we were like, "We're

[12:36] - [Austin] We used to be,

[12:37] our office was near Lost

[12:38] Shout out, an excellent video game store.

[12:40] But that was like four years ago.

[12:41] Have we had this sitting

[12:43] - [Ken] We have deliberated

[12:44] giving this to you so many times,

[12:46] but at every step of the way,

[12:48] we keep forgetting that we never

[12:51] - Wait, so it's just a

[12:54] - [Kyle] It just transfers the

[12:57] - [Austin] To your headphones.

[12:58] - So if you're playing "Custer's Revenge,"

[12:59] you didn't want your parents to know.

[13:00] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of

[13:03] Oh my God, look at that, dude!

[13:04] Look at that!

[13:05] - [Austin] With this old foam,

[13:07] we had an old pair of headphones earlier,

[13:09] and they crumbled.

[13:10] Is this in...

[13:11] - [Austin] Oh, it's

[13:12] It actually looks okay.

[13:12] You know what's crazy though?

[13:14] It's not yellowed at all.

[13:15] - It's actually like incredibly clean,

[13:17] considering it's been seeing this package.

[13:18] - This is, the console is.

[13:19] - Yeah, like this used

[13:21] Before we even try it, you paid $100,

[13:23] how much is this thing

[13:25] - Are you trying not to...

[13:26] - Being very careful?

[13:27] - [Matt] Why did you

[13:30] - How much are people selling it for?

[13:31] I can quickly put it

[13:33] - [Matt] People are selling

[13:35] - Whoa!

[13:37] When we're done here,

[13:38] and no one will have any evidence

[13:40] that it was ever open, right?

[13:41] - [Ken] Yeah, with your typical ear juice.

[13:43] - What is this, a headset for ants?

[13:45] Look at how small this is.

[13:46] - [Matt] The flashing blue

[13:49] - That's not encouraging, yeah.

[13:50] - You got to blow in it.

[13:51] Did you blow in it?

[13:52] - No, I didn't blow in it.

[13:53] (Austin blowing into cartridge)

[13:55] - [Matt] You call that a blow?

[13:56] - That was a weak blow.

[13:57] - [All] Hey!

[13:59] - Without fail.

[14:00] - Okay.

[14:00] - So I don't know if it's

[14:02] - Sounds like the Pip-Boy right

[14:04] Think I hear it.

[14:06] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[14:07] - [Matt] The thing is, if you think...

[14:08] - Oh, (duck quacking).

[14:09] I like looked at it and

[14:10] Hold on, how do I turn the volume up?

[14:12] - It's low and high, isn't it?

[14:14] - Oh, is that it?

[14:15] - I think so.

[14:15] - Oh yeah, it is.

[14:16] ("Super Mario Bros."

[14:17] (group laughing)

[14:18] This is the best it's sounded so far.

[14:19] - Let's try it, let's try it.

[14:20] ("Super Mario Bros."

[14:23] - You're not getting a high score on this.

[14:24] - I'm doing it.

[14:25] Oh, (duck quacking).

[14:26] (static buzzing)

[14:27] - We lost the signal.

[14:28] - Oh no!

[14:29] (Matt yelling)

[14:32] - [Austin] This is cool.

[14:33] I mean, clearly way ahead of its time.

[14:35] Like, it's a neat idea, right?

[14:36] - [Ken] There's also,

[14:37] the fact you can use it as an FM radio.

[14:39] (somber music playing)

[14:40] deciding which Christmas you're

[14:44] - Oh, yeah.

[14:44] (screen whooshing)

[14:45] (upbeat tropical music playing)

[14:46] - What?

[14:47] - American Airlines?

[14:48] Okay, now wait, I know that one.

[14:50] What? Where did you all

[14:53] - Oh!

[14:55] Sir.

[14:56] - This is yours.

[14:58] - What are we, okay, so it's just

[14:59] a pilot costume?

[15:00] for all of us.

[15:01] - Y'all didn't get a jet, did you?

[15:03] - You can't afford a jet.

[15:04] - I know.

[15:05] Not with the way these

[15:06] - [Matt] For the record, I offered...

[15:07] - I've never flown a plane, but I will...

[15:09] - [Matt] I offered to go get

[15:11] and he said no.

[15:12] What if I crashed?

[15:13] - Then I have no one to blame.

[15:15] There's no shirt on it,

[15:16] It's just the collar part.

[15:18] (Alex laughing)

[15:19] - What, you were expecting

[15:20] - There's also no pants!

[15:21] - [Alex] Also, what kind of AvNerd are you

[15:23] that you didn't know

[15:25] - I've never heard of World Airways.

[15:26] - [Matt] So, it was mostly

[15:30] - [Austin] Then why would

[15:31] - I said mostly.

[15:32] - Dude, this flight's

[15:35] (group laughing) You see a

[15:37] you know you're (duck quacking), dude.

[15:39] (group laughing) Yeah, once

[15:41] every pilot looked like this.

[15:41] - Yeah, yeah.

[15:43] - So now that I have

[15:46] from Spirit Halloween

[15:49] - We'll just get this out

[15:52] - [Austin] Wait, there's stuff back here!

[15:52] - What?

[15:53] - Just move it, move it.

[15:55] - I'm moving it!

[15:56] - [Kyle] Looks like you're

[15:58] - Sorry.

[16:00] Wait, let me actually think

[16:01] - [Alex] No, don't think, just do.

[16:02] - I want, no, no, no, I

[16:04] - [Alex] (laughing) Stop,

[16:05] - [Matt] So, we know that you were bummed

[16:07] you couldn't get a private plane.

[16:08] - Yeah, that was the only

[16:10] - So we bought you a private plane.

[16:13] - Yo! (laughs)

[16:16] - [Matt] Dot dot dot.

[16:17] - [All] No, no, no, no!

[16:19] - [Austin] This is an

[16:21] - [Alex] It is an actual real one.

[16:22] - In fact, not only that.

[16:24] - [Ken] It came with the safety briefing.

[16:27] - It even came with the barf bags.

[16:28] - I will use those soon!

[16:30] - You know, it's not exactly a jet,

[16:31] but it's the second best thing.

[16:33] - It's basically all the best parts.

[16:35] Does it recline?

[16:35] - It reclines.

[16:36] - Oh, look at that!

[16:38] - So not, wait, wait, do you...

[16:41] - [Alex] Yes, that is

[16:43] - Yep.

[16:44] - There's the app...

[16:45] Oh, God, oh, God!

[16:48] no, no!

[16:49] (airplane whirring and dinging)

[16:50] (tone beeping)

[16:51] (lighthearted music playing)

[16:53] - If you're unfamiliar,

[16:55] underneath every airline seat,

[16:56] there's one of these guys,

[16:59] Do not inflate this inside the aircraft.

[17:02] Step outta the aircraft

[17:04] - When they say your seat can

[17:07] the seats just pop off.

[17:08] When you fly on Spirit Halloween Air,

[17:11] (audience applauding)

[17:12] (airplane dinging)

[17:15] (tone beeping)

[17:16] How did you get this?

[17:18] Where did you find this?

[17:19] that someone bought in auction,

[17:21] and he just has a stockpile

[17:25] - They've been treated

[17:26] - No, they were not.

[17:28] - [Alex] No, this is after Matt spent...

[17:29] - I spent...

[17:31] - Ew!

[17:32] - So it looked like a normal coach seat.

[17:33] - [Matt and Ken] Yeah.

[17:34] - [Austin] If I sit down

[17:35] - [Ken] Yeah, where the

[17:37] - Yeah, it's okay.

[17:38] (all laughing)

[17:39] If you...

[17:40] (Kyle laughing)

[17:41] - [Ken] He's talking to the wall?

[17:42] How much do you think we would

[17:43] - I can tell you pretty confidently

[17:45] that when this was new,

[17:47] Southwest for one of these sets of seats,

[17:50] probably spent like 10 grand.

[17:52] I know it's...

[17:53] It's not a jet.

[17:56] - It is a...

[17:57] - They're not jet seats.

[17:58] - (laughs) He's calling you poor!

[17:59] Get your lip gloss, you're

[18:01] What we had to do is, we had

[18:04] and then we spent $300 on the seats.

[18:07] - What, what?

[18:09] - [Kyle] The keyboard was more.

[18:10] The (duck quacking) koi.

[18:11] - That's probably what this

[18:13] freaking single life jacket cost!

[18:14] (hands clapping)

[18:17] - Unzip, boys.

[18:18] - What, what, huh, what?

[18:20] - [Matt] And all this memorabilia

[18:22] was just in a pile outside.

[18:24] Just he was like, "Yeah,

[18:27] - Like the video,

[18:28] subscribe to the channel,

[18:30] check out Bitwit.

[18:31] And in three, two, one.

[18:34] (air whooshing)

[18:35] - [All] Ooh!

[18:36] - And until next time,

[18:37] thank you for flying Spirit Halloween Air!

[18:40] (mellow music playing)

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