Mystery Tech with Bitwit!
45sThe energetic intro and banter between Austin and Kyle hook viewers immediately.
▶ Play ClipIn this episode of Mystery Tech, Austin and his friends, including Kyle from Bitwit, unbox a series of bizarre and expensive tech items. The video features a skeleton mouse, a keyboard with a screen that runs Unreal Engine, a Pip-Boy replica, a dual-screen emulator, and even an actual airline seat.
The Angry Miao mouse typically retails for about $150, but Ken got it from Kickstarter for about $100 as an early backer.
The Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard has a screen that runs Unreal Engine, takes 30 seconds to boot, and lacks a function row. It was purchased from StockX for $590.
The Pip-Boy is a die-cast replica from The Wand Company, featuring a real FM radio, flashlight, and rad meter. It was bought at retail for $200.
The AYN Thor is a dual-screen Android emulator for DS and 3DS games. The Pro version has a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2, 6-inch 120Hz display, 4-inch 60Hz OLED, active cooling, and 12GB RAM. It costs $400.
Vintage wireless headphones for the NES, still in package with a $100 price tag. They also function as an FM radio. Resale value is around $300.
An actual airline seat from Southwest Airlines, purchased for $300. It reclines and includes a flotation device.
The video showcases a collection of quirky and expensive tech items, from a keyboard with a screen to a real airline seat, highlighting the fun and absurdity of Mystery Tech.
"The title accurately reflects the content: they indeed wasted $1760 on mystery tech items."
What is the retail price of the Angry Miao mouse?
About $150.
01:37
How much did the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard cost?
$590.
05:03
What engine does the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard use for its screen?
Unreal Engine.
03:00
How long does it take for the Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro keyboard to boot?
30 seconds.
02:11
What company made the Pip-Boy replica?
The Wand Company.
06:00
What features does the Pip-Boy replica have?
Real FM radio, flashlight, and rad meter.
06:46
How much was the Pip-Boy replica at retail?
$200.
08:00
What processor does the AYN Thor Pro have?
Snapdragon 8 Gen 2.
10:59
What are the display specs of the AYN Thor Pro?
6-inch 120Hz display and a 4-inch 60Hz OLED on the bottom.
11:03
How much RAM does the AYN Thor Pro have?
12 GB.
11:08
What is the price of the AYN Thor Pro?
$400.
12:01
What is the resale value of the GameSounds NES headphones?
Almost $300.
13:33
How much did the airline seat cost?
$300.
18:06
Keyboard Boot Time
Highlights the absurdity of a keyboard that takes 30 seconds to boot.
02:11Unreal Engine Keyboard
Demonstrates the unexpected use of Unreal Engine in a keyboard.
03:00Pip-Boy Features
Shows the detailed functionality of a high-end replica.
06:46AYN Thor Specs
Provides detailed specifications of a powerful emulator device.
11:03Airline Seat Price
Reveals the surprisingly low cost of a real airline seat.
18:06[00:00] - Hello and welcome to
[00:03] We have our good pal Kyle,
[00:06] - Hello!
[00:06] - [Austin] What are we doing here?
[00:07] - [Kyle] Why is he walking like that?
[00:08] Why is he so slow?
[00:09] - Both of you have a shared
[00:12] - Ah.
[00:13] (all laughing)
[00:14] Wow!
[00:15] Wait a minute, why is my face in it?
[00:17] (all laughing)
[00:18] This was the only photo you could find?
[00:21] This is crazy!
[00:22] - [Kyle] How come he doesn't get a face?
[00:24] - Who had the better thumbnail?
[00:26] - Ooh.
[00:27] - We were a little
[00:29] when Austin burned his house down.
[00:30] (ominous boom)
[00:31] - They're big for the era.
[00:32] - [Ken] I'm sorry, I mean, when
[00:34] - Let us know in the comments below,
[00:36] who had the better fire thumbnail?
[00:37] (screen whooshing)
[00:38] Now that you have rubbed
[00:40] what is all this nonsense?
[00:42] - Yeah, I can't wait for round two.
[00:43] (glass shattering)
[00:45] - Oh, Angry Miao?
[00:46] Okay, wait, now that's actually tech.
[00:47] - [Kyle] Is it cat ears?
[00:50] - [Matt] Oh, we love our
[00:51] - I already have a few of those.
[00:52] - How are you doing?
[00:53] - I'm doing horribly, thanks for asking.
[00:55] - Oh, okay.
[00:56] What the hell is that?
[00:57] - [Kyle] This is a...
[00:58] - [Austin] It's like a skeleton mouse?
[00:59] That is about the most aggressive,
[01:00] like, hold it with your pinky.
[01:02] (high pitched tone wobbling)
[01:02] - Yeah, that's like, what, that's probably
[01:03] like 35 grams or something like that.
[01:05] You say 35?
[01:06] What are you doing?
[01:07] "Price is Right."
[01:07] - 42.
[01:09] - 46!
[01:11] Because I used to, no, never mind.
[01:12] (trumpet warbling)
[01:13] Oh, no, it's a hot swap battery.
[01:15] So when you're ready
[01:17] you just (mimics clicking sound).
[01:17] It's cool though.
[01:18] - It is cool.
[01:19] - [Austin] You literally just snap it on.
[01:20] - [Kyle] Yeah.
[01:21] - Have you ever used any of
[01:23] - I have not.
[01:23] I feel like it'd be wasted on me.
[01:24] Because I don't, I'm terrible at gaming.
[01:26] - [Austin] I just worry
[01:28] and Cheetos getting inside my damn mouse.
[01:30] - [Ken] Just wash your hands.
[01:32] It's called a bath.
[01:34] How much was the Angry Miao mouse?
[01:37] - [Alex] It typically
[01:39] - [Ken] I got it from
[01:43] because I was an early backer.
[01:44] - [Kyle] Look at this!
[01:45] - Wait, there's extra stuff?
[01:46] - Look at it.
[01:47] "World," what is that?
[01:48] - [Austin] World?
[01:49] - [Adriana] Looks like a cup.
[01:50] - Yeah.
[01:50] (group laughs)
[01:51] - Don't touch that!
[01:53] - Don't you,
[01:54] can't get the (duck
[01:54] (group laughing)
[01:56] Open the box, bro.
[01:56] - What's in the box?
[01:58] - Finalmouse Centerpiece Pro.
[02:00] Okay, the fact that you
[02:02] makes me deeply concerned.
[02:04] The Centerpiece Pro
[02:06] like some fancy ass keyboard, right?
[02:07] - Sure.
[02:08] - [Austin] Like, "Plug your Centerpiece in
[02:09] "with the included USB-C."
[02:10] - [Austin] "Wait for
[02:11] "this usually takes 30 seconds."
[02:12] What kind of keyboard
[02:15] - (laughs) And then at the top it says,
[02:17] "Welcome to the future." (laughs)
[02:18] - That! (laughs)
[02:19] - What?
[02:21] - Wait.
[02:21] - Yeah, what...
[02:23] - What? Why would you want this?
[02:25] This is a dumb, what?
[02:26] - [Kyle] Oh, is this
[02:28] Does it have a back?
[02:28] Have you see the one with the screen?
[02:30] - [Matt] Oh, it's a...
[02:31] - That's even dumber, I hate it even more.
[02:31] - The koi fish and (duck quacking).
[02:32] - [Alex] It's almost like that
[02:34] if you just plugged it in
[02:35] instead of showing it.
[02:37] - I like the switches.
[02:38] - Whatever switches are in here are nice.
[02:39] - [Ken] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[02:40] - Oh!
[02:41] - Hey!
[02:43] - [Kyle] Alright, baby.
[02:45] - [Austin] Mr. Bitwit
[02:47] a store with a bunch of like merch on it.
[02:49] - That's how you create demand, bro!
[02:51] - [Austin] So just, I mean,
[02:54] - Tracks pretty well?
[02:55] Try that.
[02:56] - It's the mouse pad, but yeah.
[02:57] - It's just a mouse pad,
[02:58] (group laughing)
[02:59] (camera zoom whirring)
[02:59] Oh, and "Unreal Engine loading."
[03:00] This thing uses Unreal Engine?
[03:02] - That's crazy, oh look at it, yo!
[03:03] - This is the koi fish!
[03:06] Like I really need another reason
[03:07] for my cats to (duck quacking) with me
[03:08] while I'm at my desk.
[03:10] I'm not going to lie,
[03:12] - [Austin] Wait, there's
[03:14] Uh-oh.
[03:15] This is a test of the...
[03:16] I mean, it doesn't even matter.
[03:17] - I should screen record, but
[03:20] so I'll just apparently pop
[03:22] - You also have...
[03:24] on the laptop!
[03:25] (all laughing)
[03:26] - So you can change, obviously,
[03:27] all of your key binds.
[03:29] Oh wow, wait.
[03:30] Okay, let's do a "Marathon" one.
[03:31] Can I just, oh, so you can do an overlay
[03:34] and you can do the actual,
[03:36] like whatever you want on the bottom.
[03:38] Oh, okay, so you've got the
[03:41] - [Austin] I got to say,
[03:43] - [Kyle] I don't like that.
[03:44] That one doesn't look as good.
[03:46] - What is this, Flappy Bird?
[03:47] - So can you actually play
[03:49] - You have to be able to.
[03:51] - [Ken] (laughing) Does it run on UE5?
[03:53] - [Matt] Photorealistic
[03:54] It's just a bird.
[03:56] - Let me just...
[03:57] - Let me just pour you
[03:59] coffee from way up here.
[04:00] There you go.
[04:02] - [Austin] What are we...
[04:02] - Just while we're waiting...
[04:04] - [Kyle] Sip on that.
[04:05] - I feel like I'm a
[04:07] and I don't know what World Airways is,
[04:08] and I feel like I...
[04:09] - Wait, did you say AvGeek?
[04:10] (group laughing)
[04:12] - [Austin] Aviation!
[04:12] - Oh my God, look!
[04:14] - [Kyle] Nerd!
[04:15] - [Matt] God, I want to
[04:16] shove you in a locker (laughing) so bad!
[04:18] - Let's watch you mess this up.
[04:19] (key clacking)
[04:20] - So it does work.
[04:21] - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:22] - [Kyle] You're actually
[04:24] - [Austin] Yeah, like where...
[04:25] - Oh, wait. It's jumping
[04:27] - Oh.
[04:27] (Matt laughing)
[04:28] Come on.
[04:29] Oh oh oh!
[04:30] - [All] Oh, no!
[04:31] - [Ken] Oh...
[04:33] - [All] Oh!
[04:36] (high-pitched beeping)
[04:37] - I think we just peaked
[04:39] (Matt laughing)
[04:40] - How much does this thing cost, this one?
[04:42] - Oh, God.
[04:43] - [Matt] If you bought it
[04:46] - I will say, I like the fact
[04:50] I need lettering on my keyboard.
[04:53] I don't know, I just...
[04:54] - This is something I
[04:55] like to impress my friend.
[04:57] - [Alex] People are reselling
[05:02] - But how much, ahem,
[05:03] did we pay for this keyboard?
[05:07] (cash register dinging)
[05:08] (Austin groaning)
[05:09] So that is cheaper than a lot
[05:11] of people are reselling it for.
[05:12] - [Ken] Yeah, we got it for a steal.
[05:14] - No, you should've stolen it!
[05:15] (screen whooshing)
[05:16] Well, that was fun.
[05:18] Except the whole fire thing.
[05:19] - Yeah, we don't...
[05:20] (glass shattering)
[05:21] Talk about that, what is this?
[05:22] - [Both] Vault-Tec?
[05:23] - As a fan of Fallout, I feel like
[05:26] some of the Fallout merch
[05:29] Dude, some of
[05:33] (razor scraping)
[05:34] - What are you, what is going on?
[05:35] - [Alex] Why do you keep doing that?
[05:36] - Okay, so this is...
[05:38] - [Austin] It's a
[05:39] So here's the thing.
[05:40] I've only used the Pip-Boy
[05:42] from the Fallout 4 Collector's Edition,
[05:43] which was fine, but very plasticky.
[05:45] Now, I forget which vault was 33.
[05:49] - [Alex] I think 33 is
[05:52] not video games.
[05:54] - Oh, TV show.
[05:54] - [Austin] Holy (duck quacking)!
[05:55] - [Alex] Yep, that is a
[05:56] proper die-cast replica.
[05:58] - Please update your Pip-Boy
[06:00] Oh, The Wand Company made this.
[06:02] They do a lot of the
[06:05] So they do the Harry Potter wands
[06:06] and a bunch of other things.
[06:07] Maybe, oh, there you go.
[06:09] - That was a satisfying...
[06:10] (zipper zipping)
[06:11] (zipper unzipping)
[06:12] - Oh (duck quacking)!
[06:13] Like I said, I haven't
[06:15] - Yeah, no, I won't...
[06:16] don't be shy, dude.
[06:17] - All right.
[06:18] - Get in there, get in
[06:20] That looks cool as hell, though.
[06:21] - It does look cool.
[06:22] And it's like, it's heavy,
[06:23] but not too much so...
[06:25] - Where you just just feel like...
[06:26] - [Matt] I just want to wear that around.
[06:28] - Tired.
[06:29] (Pit-Boy rattling)
[06:30] - [All] Ooh!
[06:31] - That's so cool!
[06:32] - Dude.
[06:33] And I like how the glass is
[06:35] So there are two versions.
[06:36] There's the Fallout 3 version,
[06:38] and there's the TV series version.
[06:39] Oh, it's resetting.
[06:41] Okay, so we're upgrading
[06:43] Apparently it has an
[06:46] Flashlight.
[06:47] - Okay.
[06:49] - And then the rad meter.
[06:50] (rad meter clicking)
[06:51] - Oh, (duck quacking).
[06:52] - That seems...
[06:54] You don't want to hear the clicks!
[06:55] The clicks are bad!
[06:56] - Oh, it's...
[06:57] - That's what I was saying.
[07:00] That's accurate on many accounts.
[07:01] - Yeah.
[07:02] - [Alex] What?
[07:04] - [Kyle] This is a real radio?
[07:05] - [Matt] That's what it said.
[07:06] (creepy music playing)
[07:07] (jaunty classical music playing)
[07:10] - [Austin] Wait, what?
[07:11] Oh, I think that's probably
[07:13] But it also has real FM, too.
[07:15] (upbeat music playing)
[07:17] - Oh, that's real radio!
[07:19] (upbeat music playing)
[07:22] - That's max volume. (laughs)
[07:23] I like the clock.
[07:25] - [Alex] Yeah, I think that
[07:26] so you could just always
[07:28] - [Ken] Right!
[07:29] - Look, obviously, this is a
[07:33] It's probably designed to be
[07:35] Just like, you know, to
[07:38] for all us AvGeeks out there.
[07:40] - [Matt] I don't think
[07:41] (Kyle laughing)
[07:43] - How much do you think this cost?
[07:45] - 300 bucks.
[07:46] - 300?
[07:47] - Kyle, what you may not know is that
[07:48] sometimes we forget we bought stuff.
[07:50] This was released (laughing)
[07:53] - [Kyle] That was like two years ago!
[07:54] - You've been sitting
[07:55] - [Ken] It's because...
[07:56] - [Matt] Well, I haven't
[07:58] - [Alex] Okay, we bought
[08:01] - Oh, that's actually fine.
[08:02] pretty good, to be honest.
[08:04] Oh my God, that really dug into your arm.
[08:05] - Yeah, look at that,
[08:06] - I'll put it on just to make
[08:10] - [Matt] Why is there's
[08:11] (group laughing)
[08:13] - He has to wear it around
[08:15] Put it on your thigh.
[08:16] ♪ Set the world on fire ♪
[08:20] (glass shattering)
[08:21] - [Ken] Did any of the
[08:24] - What glasses?
[08:26] Air World dish.
[08:27] - [Austin] Why do you
[08:29] Is this like from a
[08:30] - HAPCO International
[08:32] you paid for that, bro.
[08:33] Let me top you off
[08:34] - Thank you, I appreciate it.
[08:35] - Of course, sir.
[08:36] Enjoy your flight.
[08:37] - (laughing) Don't call me sir.
[08:38] It's fine, it's totally fine.
[08:40] (glass shattering)
[08:41] - Air hockey?
[08:41] - [Kyle] Finally, something
[08:43] (Austin and Kyle laughing)
[08:44] - That insurance money not in yet?
[08:45] - Yeah, yeah, (scoffs)
[08:47] - [Matt] What's the worst
[08:49] - The fact that I suck.
[08:52] - [Kyle] Or that you got to wait
[08:52] for a dumb family to finish their game.
[08:54] - [Austin] Yeah, (laughs) that's true.
[08:55] - [Matt] Now, what if you didn't have to
[08:57] wait for the dumb family?
[08:58] - [Austin] Okay, so we've got a little,
[09:01] like, little puck guy.
[09:02] - [Kyle] Oh, oh.
[09:04] There you go.
[09:05] So basically it's just built-in
[09:08] - Oh!
[09:09] - This is like nut shot city.
[09:11] (Austin laughing)
[09:13] - [Austin] Let's play it
[09:15] - What is the, oh, geez. (all laughing)
[09:17] - Oh dude, look at that.
[09:19] - [Austin] It does work really well.
[09:20] - [Alex] It's almost like we planned this.
[09:22] (group laughing)
[09:24] hit it against the wall.
[09:26] no one wins.
[09:27] - [Austin] Test me against the wall.
[09:28] - Are we doing, we're
[09:29] - Let's do best of three
[09:31] But if it goes off on either
[09:33] It has to be directly...
[09:34] - Oh, okay.
[09:35] (puck clacking)
[09:36] - (duck quacking), that's going
[09:40] (both laughing)
[09:41] How is this even...
[09:42] (all laughing)
[09:43] - [Austin] Are you trying to tell me
[09:45] that the game of air hockey
[09:47] on a specific table for a reason?
[09:48] - [Kyle] Like an air hockey table?
[09:49] - Maybe.
[09:50] - [Kyle] It's possible.
[09:51] - [Matt] Like, the puck
[09:52] (metal clanging)
[09:54] - Yeah, well, at least this
[09:55] This was probably like what, 15 bucks?
[09:57] - [Matt] Yeah, add a couple
[09:59] - What?
[10:00] - [Alex] It was $21.
[10:01] - [Austin] Not bad.
[10:02] You definitely need to still
[10:05] - [Ken] It's mesmerizing though.
[10:06] - More of these would be great.
[10:07] - We're flying high right now.
[10:10] - That was a good pun. (screen whooshing)
[10:12] (glass shattering)
[10:13] - Oh, God, broken.
[10:15] (box contents shuffling)
[10:16] - No, there's actual,
[10:18] Every time I talk about Pokémon cards,
[10:20] the retention on the video goes zoop!
[10:21] So Pokémon, Pokémon, Pokémon.
[10:23] - L.
[10:24] - [Austin] Is that the Anbernic?
[10:25] - [Kyle] No, it's an A-Y...
[10:26] - [Austin] Oh, It's an AYANEO.
[10:27] - [Austin] Oh, sorry, AYN.
[10:28] No, Thor, Thor. But
[10:30] - [Matt] AYN.
[10:31] (all talking at once)
[10:32] This is the Thor, correct.
[10:32] It's half of AYANEO.
[10:34] - So this is an emulator
[10:37] that is dual-screen,
[10:39] for DS and 3DS games, right?
[10:40] - Not just, people...
[10:42] - [Ken] Yeah, yeah.
[10:43] - [Kyle] It's running Android?
[10:44] - [Matt] Yeah.
[10:46] - Brother, give that a feel.
[10:47] Is what I say all the time to my friends.
[10:49] - Ooh!
[10:50] - Whoa, whoa!
[10:51] - So, I've heard a lot of
[10:54] It's actually fairly powerful, right?
[10:55] - So, this is the midrange one.
[10:58] - [Austin] The Pro version,
[10:59] the Pro version has a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2.
[11:03] It's got a six-inch, 120-hertz display,
[11:06] and a four-inch 60-hertz
[11:08] It has active cooling, 12 gigs of ram.
[11:11] First of all, this looks fricking great.
[11:13] Like the fact that you've
[11:14] that are like nice and RGB'd out.
[11:16] We have a lot of games here.
[11:17] What's your favorite DS game?
[11:19] - [Alex] I assume that
[11:20] - Well, I...
[11:21] - Okay, fine.
[11:23] Oh, dude, that actually looks pretty good.
[11:24] Oh dude, that looks good.
[11:25] - [Kyle] Nice.
[11:26] - [Austin] And because
[11:27] actually, the pixel
[11:29] - Did you already preload
[11:32] - [Ken] Alex already set it up earlier.
[11:34] - As with all of our legally-dumped ROMs.
[11:36] - Of course, why, of course.
[11:37] - It feels good in the hand.
[11:39] The screen is super clear.
[11:41] - [Ken] On the higher end of this,
[11:43] I've been seeing people
[11:45] - This is sick.
[11:46] Like, honestly, I have no notes.
[11:48] How much was the AYN Thor?
[11:51] - [Matt] So, I pre-ordered this years ago.
[11:54] - People have just literally
[11:55] started getting them this year.
[11:57] - [Alex] Literally this
[11:59] is when they actually
[12:01] So, the one that we have
[12:05] (video game tone plays)
[12:06] I mean, it's a little expensive, right?
[12:08] But if you kind of want
[12:10] the ultimate emulator
[12:12] - I could play so much "Raid:
[12:15] (Kyle and Ken laughing)
[12:16] Unironic.
[12:17] - Not sorry, not sponsored.
[12:18] We got more?
[12:19] (glass shattering)
[12:20] - Hey, what the heck?
[12:21] - [Kyle] This one's already unwrapped.
[12:23] - Wait, GameSounds remote
[12:27] Wait, it still has the price tag of $100.
[12:29] Wait, this is from Lost Levels?
[12:31] How long have you
[12:32] - We found it, we'd never
[12:34] and we were like, "We're
[12:36] - [Austin] We used to be,
[12:37] our office was near Lost
[12:38] Shout out, an excellent video game store.
[12:40] But that was like four years ago.
[12:41] Have we had this sitting
[12:43] - [Ken] We have deliberated
[12:44] giving this to you so many times,
[12:46] but at every step of the way,
[12:48] we keep forgetting that we never
[12:51] - Wait, so it's just a
[12:54] - [Kyle] It just transfers the
[12:57] - [Austin] To your headphones.
[12:58] - So if you're playing "Custer's Revenge,"
[12:59] you didn't want your parents to know.
[13:00] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of
[13:03] Oh my God, look at that, dude!
[13:04] Look at that!
[13:05] - [Austin] With this old foam,
[13:07] we had an old pair of headphones earlier,
[13:09] and they crumbled.
[13:10] Is this in...
[13:11] - [Austin] Oh, it's
[13:12] It actually looks okay.
[13:12] You know what's crazy though?
[13:14] It's not yellowed at all.
[13:15] - It's actually like incredibly clean,
[13:17] considering it's been seeing this package.
[13:18] - This is, the console is.
[13:19] - Yeah, like this used
[13:21] Before we even try it, you paid $100,
[13:23] how much is this thing
[13:25] - Are you trying not to...
[13:26] - Being very careful?
[13:27] - [Matt] Why did you
[13:30] - How much are people selling it for?
[13:31] I can quickly put it
[13:33] - [Matt] People are selling
[13:35] - Whoa!
[13:37] When we're done here,
[13:38] and no one will have any evidence
[13:40] that it was ever open, right?
[13:41] - [Ken] Yeah, with your typical ear juice.
[13:43] - What is this, a headset for ants?
[13:45] Look at how small this is.
[13:46] - [Matt] The flashing blue
[13:49] - That's not encouraging, yeah.
[13:50] - You got to blow in it.
[13:51] Did you blow in it?
[13:52] - No, I didn't blow in it.
[13:53] (Austin blowing into cartridge)
[13:55] - [Matt] You call that a blow?
[13:56] - That was a weak blow.
[13:57] - [All] Hey!
[13:59] - Without fail.
[14:00] - Okay.
[14:00] - So I don't know if it's
[14:02] - Sounds like the Pip-Boy right
[14:04] Think I hear it.
[14:06] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[14:07] - [Matt] The thing is, if you think...
[14:08] - Oh, (duck quacking).
[14:09] I like looked at it and
[14:10] Hold on, how do I turn the volume up?
[14:12] - It's low and high, isn't it?
[14:14] - Oh, is that it?
[14:15] - I think so.
[14:15] - Oh yeah, it is.
[14:16] ("Super Mario Bros."
[14:17] (group laughing)
[14:18] This is the best it's sounded so far.
[14:19] - Let's try it, let's try it.
[14:20] ("Super Mario Bros."
[14:23] - You're not getting a high score on this.
[14:24] - I'm doing it.
[14:25] Oh, (duck quacking).
[14:26] (static buzzing)
[14:27] - We lost the signal.
[14:28] - Oh no!
[14:29] (Matt yelling)
[14:32] - [Austin] This is cool.
[14:33] I mean, clearly way ahead of its time.
[14:35] Like, it's a neat idea, right?
[14:36] - [Ken] There's also,
[14:37] the fact you can use it as an FM radio.
[14:39] (somber music playing)
[14:40] deciding which Christmas you're
[14:44] - Oh, yeah.
[14:44] (screen whooshing)
[14:45] (upbeat tropical music playing)
[14:46] - What?
[14:47] - American Airlines?
[14:48] Okay, now wait, I know that one.
[14:50] What? Where did you all
[14:53] - Oh!
[14:55] Sir.
[14:56] - This is yours.
[14:58] - What are we, okay, so it's just
[14:59] a pilot costume?
[15:00] for all of us.
[15:01] - Y'all didn't get a jet, did you?
[15:03] - You can't afford a jet.
[15:04] - I know.
[15:05] Not with the way these
[15:06] - [Matt] For the record, I offered...
[15:07] - I've never flown a plane, but I will...
[15:09] - [Matt] I offered to go get
[15:11] and he said no.
[15:12] What if I crashed?
[15:13] - Then I have no one to blame.
[15:15] There's no shirt on it,
[15:16] It's just the collar part.
[15:18] (Alex laughing)
[15:19] - What, you were expecting
[15:20] - There's also no pants!
[15:21] - [Alex] Also, what kind of AvNerd are you
[15:23] that you didn't know
[15:25] - I've never heard of World Airways.
[15:26] - [Matt] So, it was mostly
[15:30] - [Austin] Then why would
[15:31] - I said mostly.
[15:32] - Dude, this flight's
[15:35] (group laughing) You see a
[15:37] you know you're (duck quacking), dude.
[15:39] (group laughing) Yeah, once
[15:41] every pilot looked like this.
[15:41] - Yeah, yeah.
[15:43] - So now that I have
[15:46] from Spirit Halloween
[15:49] - We'll just get this out
[15:52] - [Austin] Wait, there's stuff back here!
[15:52] - What?
[15:53] - Just move it, move it.
[15:55] - I'm moving it!
[15:56] - [Kyle] Looks like you're
[15:58] - Sorry.
[16:00] Wait, let me actually think
[16:01] - [Alex] No, don't think, just do.
[16:02] - I want, no, no, no, I
[16:04] - [Alex] (laughing) Stop,
[16:05] - [Matt] So, we know that you were bummed
[16:07] you couldn't get a private plane.
[16:08] - Yeah, that was the only
[16:10] - So we bought you a private plane.
[16:13] - Yo! (laughs)
[16:16] - [Matt] Dot dot dot.
[16:17] - [All] No, no, no, no!
[16:19] - [Austin] This is an
[16:21] - [Alex] It is an actual real one.
[16:22] - In fact, not only that.
[16:24] - [Ken] It came with the safety briefing.
[16:27] - It even came with the barf bags.
[16:28] - I will use those soon!
[16:30] - You know, it's not exactly a jet,
[16:31] but it's the second best thing.
[16:33] - It's basically all the best parts.
[16:35] Does it recline?
[16:35] - It reclines.
[16:36] - Oh, look at that!
[16:38] - So not, wait, wait, do you...
[16:41] - [Alex] Yes, that is
[16:43] - Yep.
[16:44] - There's the app...
[16:45] Oh, God, oh, God!
[16:48] no, no!
[16:49] (airplane whirring and dinging)
[16:50] (tone beeping)
[16:51] (lighthearted music playing)
[16:53] - If you're unfamiliar,
[16:55] underneath every airline seat,
[16:56] there's one of these guys,
[16:59] Do not inflate this inside the aircraft.
[17:02] Step outta the aircraft
[17:04] - When they say your seat can
[17:07] the seats just pop off.
[17:08] When you fly on Spirit Halloween Air,
[17:11] (audience applauding)
[17:12] (airplane dinging)
[17:15] (tone beeping)
[17:16] How did you get this?
[17:18] Where did you find this?
[17:19] that someone bought in auction,
[17:21] and he just has a stockpile
[17:25] - They've been treated
[17:26] - No, they were not.
[17:28] - [Alex] No, this is after Matt spent...
[17:29] - I spent...
[17:31] - Ew!
[17:32] - So it looked like a normal coach seat.
[17:33] - [Matt and Ken] Yeah.
[17:34] - [Austin] If I sit down
[17:35] - [Ken] Yeah, where the
[17:37] - Yeah, it's okay.
[17:38] (all laughing)
[17:39] If you...
[17:40] (Kyle laughing)
[17:41] - [Ken] He's talking to the wall?
[17:42] How much do you think we would
[17:43] - I can tell you pretty confidently
[17:45] that when this was new,
[17:47] Southwest for one of these sets of seats,
[17:50] probably spent like 10 grand.
[17:52] I know it's...
[17:53] It's not a jet.
[17:56] - It is a...
[17:57] - They're not jet seats.
[17:58] - (laughs) He's calling you poor!
[17:59] Get your lip gloss, you're
[18:01] What we had to do is, we had
[18:04] and then we spent $300 on the seats.
[18:07] - What, what?
[18:09] - [Kyle] The keyboard was more.
[18:10] The (duck quacking) koi.
[18:11] - That's probably what this
[18:13] freaking single life jacket cost!
[18:14] (hands clapping)
[18:17] - Unzip, boys.
[18:18] - What, what, huh, what?
[18:20] - [Matt] And all this memorabilia
[18:22] was just in a pile outside.
[18:24] Just he was like, "Yeah,
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[18:31] And in three, two, one.
[18:34] (air whooshing)
[18:35] - [All] Ooh!
[18:36] - And until next time,
[18:37] thank you for flying Spirit Halloween Air!
[18:40] (mellow music playing)
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