Fears to Fathom - Scratch Creek (FULL GAME)

[00:02] He's in the closet. He's in the closet.

[00:04] >> Jesus. We got to go. Go, go, go,

[00:06] >> go, go, go, go, GO.

[00:07] >> OH MY GOD. I WAS LIKE waiting for ages

[00:10] like I think Evelyn has to do something.

[00:12] Oh, he's coming. Go, go, go, go, go.

[00:20] >> Boobs.

[00:22] Ah, new game.

[00:25] >> Whoa.

[00:26] >> Cool.

[00:27] >> I'm Marcus.

[00:28] >> Ready up. Stinky gab

[00:31] ears to fathom together. Oh, episode

[00:35] one. Scratch crack. Oh, can she not hear

[00:38] me anymore?

[00:41] April 30th. Oh, maybe we have to find

[00:43] each other.

[00:45] To whoever is reading this, pardon my

[00:47] writing ability. My girlfriend Tess

[00:49] recently played your game. We couldn't

[00:50] help but notice the chilling

[00:51] similarities between one of the episodes

[00:52] and what happened to us. She persuaded

[00:54] me to write to you from my perspective

[00:56] as well as it would increase the chances

[00:58] of the dev noticing this story. I'll try

[01:00] to keep the information about our

[01:02] personal lives to a minimum. Back in our

[01:04] early days when we were living together,

[01:05] I had a job offer which I initially

[01:07] thought I would have to turn down since

[01:09] it required me to move to another state,

[01:10] but Tess was adamant that I accept the

[01:13] offer knowing how hard I had worked for

[01:15] it. She was ready to move out with me.

[01:17] We did not have much furniture, which

[01:20] meant it was a one-way drive with the

[01:22] trailer. Other survivor is still

[01:24] reading. I guess I'm pretty epic. Oh,

[01:32] where are you? Hold to spray. Whoa.

[01:34] What? Why is it stuck in my head? What

[01:37] the [ __ ]

[01:39] Spray my car. G to throw.

[01:43] Oh, well that's not connected.

[01:48] Okay. Makes your car a truck.

[01:51] makes our house a home. Wait, do I have

[01:54] to find Evelyn? Is that her?

[01:58] No, that's just a guy.

[02:01] Evelyn.

[02:04] She can probably hear me in real life

[02:06] more than she can hear me in the game.

[02:14] >> Hey.

[02:15] >> Oh, there you are.

[02:17] >> I heard someone.

[02:17] >> F to converse.

[02:20] >> All right. Car is done.

[02:22] >> [ __ ] finally looks like it's not from

[02:24] 03.

[02:26] >> Well, I know it sound like that.

[02:27] >> You ready to start loading?

[02:29] >> I didn't say that.

[02:30] >> Yeah,

[02:32] >> let's not

[02:34] couch, TV, big boxes in the hall so we

[02:37] can balance the weight in the trailer.

[02:39] We'll toss in the lighter stuff last.

[02:41] >> Okay.

[02:42] >> Damn, it's so smooth.

[02:43] >> We got two maybe 3 hours of good light

[02:46] left. Should be enough time if you move

[02:48] quick,

[02:49] >> Marus.

[02:51] Six.

[02:52] >> Yeah,

[02:54] >> we were supposed to leave this morning.

[02:55] >> We were supposed to leave this morning.

[02:57] >> I know. Washing the car took longer than

[02:59] I thought.

[03:00] >> We'll make up time on the road.

[03:03] >> I'm just going to text Dad and see if we

[03:05] can leave tomorrow morning.

[03:06] >> Tess, please don't do that. I

[03:08] >> I'm just saying it might be easier to

[03:11] >> Oh, we're already behind.

[03:12] >> You're such a smart.

[03:14] >> Tomorrow we lose the whole day.

[03:18] >> Okay.

[03:18] >> Okay. Yeah,

[03:20] >> ask him if that makes you feel better.

[03:21] But I know what he's going to say.

[03:24] >> I'm just going to point out

[03:27] >> in a game about us being the voices and

[03:30] having proximity chat, why not let us

[03:32] read it out?

[03:34] >> That's true. Oh. Oh, Jesus. I saw the

[03:37] inside of your head.

[03:38] >> Whoa. What's in there? Nothing. I got no

[03:40] ideas.

[03:41] >> Can I put the box down?

[03:43] >> G.

[03:44] >> If you hold right click, it highlights

[03:46] stuff.

[03:46] >> Press G.

[03:48] Uh, so me and dad are texting

[03:50] >> and I say, "I'm finally I'm going to

[03:52] finally do it when we're settled up

[03:54] there." That's all I get.

[03:56] >> Uh, it's a big step. I told you. This is

[03:58] Dad saying, "I told you I didn't expect

[04:00] you to be the one doing the asking."

[04:01] >> Oh, so I'm going to Oh, should I tell

[04:03] you this?

[04:05] >> Oh, I mean, yeah.

[04:09] >> I mean, I could keep it a secret.

[04:10] >> Does it Oh, that's clever. Is it saying

[04:13] [ __ ] about me? Does dad not like me?

[04:16] Do you not like me? Not not a lot, but

[04:20] it looks like I'm planning something for

[04:22] when we get there. But it's a secret.

[04:24] >> Oh, dad's like, "Why are you moving in

[04:26] with that bumbass bitch?"

[04:31] Whoa.

[04:33] >> Well, that's not a bad thing.

[04:34] >> It makes you nervous.

[04:35] >> Here, I have a table.

[04:38] >> You picked the whole table.

[04:39] >> I think we have to move them. I think we

[04:40] have to move our [ __ ]

[04:42] >> Feels like a fresh start. Like we're

[04:43] building something together.

[04:46] Do I? Oh, yeah.

[04:50] Howdy neighbor.

[04:52] My name's Marcus. What's your name?

[04:55] EVELYN, HELP. I'M BEING ATTACKED.

[05:00] >> NO, you're actually doing it.

[05:03] >> Yeah, had to happen sometime, bro.

[05:05] >> I've been busy.

[05:06] >> I thought you two were supposed to leave

[05:07] this morning, though.

[05:08] >> Shut the [ __ ] up, Nate.

[05:14] Little behind.

[05:15] >> Uh,

[05:16] >> how do I reply?

[05:17] >> Ran a little behind. He was washing the

[05:20] car.

[05:21] >> I clicked it in the air. I think

[05:23] >> you know how mornings go.

[05:25] >> Yeah, Nate. You know how mornings be.

[05:27] >> How much more you got?

[05:28] >> Almost done. Just started the loading.

[05:31] >> You guys good?

[05:35] >> Um,

[05:36] >> getting there.

[05:37] >> Yeah. Yeah. Ready to go.

[05:39] >> Just want to get moving at this. It's

[05:42] getting late.

[05:43] >> He said the painting crew is the first

[05:45] thing to modeling.

[05:46] >> We need to clear everything out.

[05:49] >> I figured he would shoot it down.

[05:53] >> I mean, yeah, if people coming to paint

[05:55] everything then

[05:56] >> let's start with the couch and bigger

[05:57] boxes and work our way to the back.

[06:00] >> Why are you just hanging out here?

[06:01] >> Last night was fun, man. We got to do

[06:04] that again.

[06:05] >> Um, if you haven't noticed, we're moving

[06:07] to a different state.

[06:09] He was just like, "Oh, you're finally

[06:10] moving. We got to do it again."

[06:13] >> Thanks, though.

[06:13] >> Yeah.

[06:14] >> Bye, Nate.

[06:15] >> See you. Bye.

[06:17] >> Okay. Couch.

[06:19] >> Oh, we both have to lift.

[06:20] >> Gears boxed up in the basement. Can't

[06:22] forget that.

[06:22] >> Grab.

[06:26] >> Oh.

[06:26] >> Oh my god.

[06:27] >> Wait.

[06:28] >> You're all like bent over.

[06:31] >> Yay. You're being super weird.

[06:34] >> Wait, how how do we fit it

[06:35] >> through here? You

[06:36] >> just got to turn. PIVOT.

[06:39] >> PIVOT.

[06:40] >> PIVOT.

[06:41] >> PIVOT.

[06:44] >> WAIT, what am I stuck on?

[06:45] >> Oh, we have to go out. We have to go out

[06:46] the front door.

[06:48] >> Oh, really?

[06:49] >> It's locked.

[06:53] >> I unlocked it.

[06:55] >> Okay, I'm ready to go.

[06:56] >> Okay, hold on.

[07:02] >> Okay, I'll back up and then you back up.

[07:05] >> Got it.

[07:06] >> Oh, yeah. and pivot.

[07:07] >> Oh, yeah.

[07:10] >> Okay, it's good. Start with the bulky

[07:12] things first.

[07:13] >> We've moved furniture before.

[07:16] I mean, that's what he said. Start with

[07:17] the couch and the bigger boxes.

[07:20] >> Oh, is that what he said?

[07:22] >> Yo, my guy just be talking. He's not me,

[07:24] though.

[07:26] >> What?

[07:27] >> He He keeps talking for me.

[07:30] >> Oh,

[07:30] >> I want some bodily autonomy.

[07:33] >> What y'all doing? What y'all doing?

[07:38] [ __ ]

[07:39] >> it just kind of like lets go every now

[07:41] and my back.

[07:42] >> You like how I put the table in there?

[07:47] >> So stupid looking.

[07:49] >> Oh, wait. Should I like get in the truck

[07:51] and then

[07:52] >> I GUESS WHO BEEPING? [ __ ] YOU. WE'RE

[07:54] MOVING. GO AROUND. THERE'S ROOM.

[08:00] >> What the [ __ ] Is it the table in the

[08:02] way? I'm

[08:02] >> going to [ __ ] kill him.

[08:04] Oh. Oh, yeah. Likely story, [ __ ]

[08:08] >> Okay, I'm ready.

[08:12] >> Here we go. Moving on up.

[08:15] >> Why are you bringing this couch? It's

[08:16] [ __ ] ugly.

[08:18] >> Yeah, maybe it's a family heirloom.

[08:21] Honestly, it's impressive that he

[08:22] programmed like the character models

[08:24] holding all of it.

[08:25] >> Yeah,

[08:26] >> it's a lot to take in. Converse, I don't

[08:28] want to talk to my girlfriend.

[08:30] I don't want to talk to my girlfriend.

[08:32] I'm busy talking to my girlfriend.

[08:35] Wait,

[08:37] >> wait, wait, wait. Let's try and talk.

[08:38] How do you do it?

[08:41] >> It doesn't say to me like

[08:43] >> let's keep it moving.

[08:45] >> Hey,

[08:45] >> so I think only you could have initiated

[08:47] that.

[08:47] >> Evelyn, let's keep it moving.

[08:51] >> That's what he sounded like.

[08:52] >> You sound sleepy when you do that.

[08:55] >> Hey, I'm sleepy.

[08:57] What's that do?

[09:00] Hey, what's up, neighbor? WHAT YOU

[09:02] DOING? HE'S GOT A GUN. HE'S GOT A GUN.

[09:07] >> OH, HEY.

[09:09] >> You're going to trip over the hose.

[09:12] >> Wait, pick up the hose. Does it do it

[09:14] for you? It's bugged.

[09:17] >> Is it bugged?

[09:18] >> Pick up the handle.

[09:19] >> What do you mean?

[09:23] >> Is it like up over your head?

[09:26] >> Really? Oh, I'm holding it normally for

[09:28] me.

[09:28] >> Well, the the hose part, the tube.

[09:32] OH.

[09:33] >> OH, WE HAVE SO MUCH [ __ ] to move.

[09:36] >> I know. Turns out this is the whole

[09:38] game. This is the horror part. We have

[09:40] to work.

[09:41] >> We have a creepy basement.

[09:42] >> Oh, basement. Do we have a flashlight?

[09:45] >> No.

[09:46] >> Is there like a light switch somewhere?

[09:48] >> There's a body down here.

[09:51] >> Why is it so creepy?

[09:55] >> This one we have to do. Both of us. Do

[09:57] not drop audio stuff. Marcus,

[09:59] >> what?

[10:01] >> I need you.

[10:02] >> Marcus, big box.

[10:04] >> What's up,

[10:05] >> Marcus? Baby.

[10:06] >> Uh, this one.

[10:08] >> Got to be careful with this one. Let's

[10:10] go. Whoa.

[10:12] >> Whoa. Whoa.

[10:16] >> Let's go. Interdimensional moving.

[10:18] >> You good over there? You good over

[10:20] there? No.

[10:21] >> It looks so funny.

[10:25] >> The way you're dancing with THAT BOX.

[10:28] HERE I GO.

[10:32] >> OH, what was that?

[10:33] >> Difficult to climb stairs. That was the

[10:35] static in my head.

[10:37] >> Yeah, sound of static.

[10:38] >> What's in this?

[10:39] >> You look He looks so funny.

[10:42] >> Why?

[10:44] >> You like vent over the box.

[10:46] >> Oh, it's audio stuff. Oh, we got some

[10:49] [ __ ] bombass speakers.

[10:52] >> Maybe we're going to like record things.

[10:54] >> We got some cool Oh, do we have a

[10:55] podcast?

[10:58] Oh cringe.

[11:01] I'm I mean cool.

[11:06] >> The way you're walking.

[11:07] >> Well, I had to look behind me.

[11:11] >> OKAY.

[11:11] >> WHOA. WHOA. I'M OUTSIDE.

[11:15] >> You went through the wall.

[11:18] >> We're terrible movers

[11:21] >> or interdimensional travelers.

[11:22] >> Yeah.

[11:24] Okay. Hey, there was one more box

[11:25] downstairs, I think.

[11:28] Yes.

[11:28] >> Oh, there more stuff in the kitchen.

[11:31] >> Yeah, we have so much [ __ ] to move. Why

[11:33] didn't we hire movers?

[11:37] >> Stuck in the hose.

[11:42] >> Just throw that [ __ ] in anywhere.

[11:45] >> How was it? Cabone.

[11:46] >> Cabbron.

[11:53] Whoever moves more boxes eats more

[11:55] tonight.

[11:58] >> Damn. Okay.

[12:00] >> Chicken parmesan for me

[12:04] >> and dirt for you.

[12:09] >> Well, how much dirt we talking?

[12:11] >> As much as you can eat. A Samsung

[12:13] fridge.

[12:15] >> It doesn't say 67 on it. It says 78.

[12:22] Oh, that didn't go that far.

[12:25] >> Damn, that [ __ ] look he handy.

[12:27] >> I'm a [ __ ] strong boy. Look at me.

[12:28] Look at my muscles.

[12:31] >> Where you going to put it?

[12:35] >> Right there. That looks good. Damn,

[12:37] girl. You ain't got no ass.

[12:40] >> Wow. Thanks.

[12:41] >> I'm sorry, but

[12:43] you don't. What? Poster. Whoa. Whoa. Fix

[12:47] itself. Whoa. Oh, cuz we're done.

[12:49] >> That's everything. That's nice.

[12:53] >> Okay.

[12:53] >> Is it though?

[12:55] >> Your character still acting like you're

[12:56] holding something. You're all bent over

[12:59] in the garage. I'll grab it and toss it

[13:00] in the trunk.

[13:01] >> Okay.

[13:02] >> OH MY GOD.

[13:04] >> OUR PASSPORTS and documents.

[13:06] >> Already in the trunk.

[13:10] >> You put it in.

[13:11] >> You're [ __ ] mutant.

[13:12] >> This morning.

[13:14] >> Okay. I'll get the suitcase.

[13:18] >> Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't pay attention to

[13:20] anything he just said.

[13:23] >> I mean, they're packing. It's not that

[13:24] hard.

[13:24] >> Is that the suitcase?

[13:27] >> Suitcase would have been safer in the

[13:28] trunk. Oh, trunk of the car.

[13:30] >> Oh, do I have to drive the car and put

[13:31] the trailer on?

[13:33] >> Oh,

[13:37] I put the suitcase in the trunk.

[13:38] >> You're good to go.

[13:43] >> Oh, yeah.

[13:44] >> I hate to say it, but I feel like I

[13:46] sound a little high maintenance.

[13:49] Then I'm fine.

[13:50] >> She's just worried.

[13:51] >> Been off. Don't tell me it's nothing.

[13:53] >> My god, you're driving.

[13:55] >> Why? I'm [ __ ] epic. Look at this. I

[13:57] lined it up perfectly.

[13:59] >> Test.

[14:00] >> No, I didn't.

[14:01] >> I said I'm fine, Marcus.

[14:03] >> Look, I already told you what I said.

[14:06] How did I not came out wrong?

[14:08] >> That's not how I meant it. I need you to

[14:09] talk to

[14:10] >> We good.

[14:11] >> There's nothing to talk about right now.

[14:13] >> Is it nice?

[14:14] >> Because if it is, Listen, you don't have

[14:16] to.

[14:17] >> [ __ ] you. It's my job. It's my thing. If

[14:19] you're not ready,

[14:20] >> stop.

[14:22] >> Couldn't have driven with the trailer

[14:23] door wide open. Close that door.

[14:25] >> Stop.

[14:27] >> It's closed.

[14:27] >> Then what is it?

[14:28] >> The door of the trailer.

[14:29] >> Can it just not be right now?

[14:31] >> Oh, hold on.

[14:33] >> Okay.

[14:34] >> I'm sorry everyone at home. I'm not

[14:36] paying attention to anything they're

[14:37] saying because I'm too busy having fun.

[14:43] >> Yeah, it's close now. I think having

[14:44] them speak vocally is not a smart

[14:48] decision cuz I just want to chat all the

[14:50] time.

[14:51] >> Your arms look so short when you're

[14:53] sitting like that.

[14:54] >> How dare you?

[14:54] >> You just have fun at the steering wheel.

[14:58] >> I don't know how to drive.

[15:03] >> It's not moving.

[15:04] >> You're checking all your egg. Is it on

[15:07] the Is there a handbrake?

[15:10] >> No, it moved earlier. Oh,

[15:13] hey, baby. I got some music.

[15:17] How do I What the [ __ ]

[15:20] >> You moved it earlier.

[15:22] >> Yeah. And I'm doing the same thing, but

[15:24] now not working.

[15:28] >> There we go.

[15:29] >> Oh, there you go.

[15:30] >> I just had to reset.

[15:31] >> Just had to get out and in.

[15:33] >> Where am I going? Left or right? Uh,

[15:35] make a decision.

[15:38] >> [ __ ] I'M DRAGGING THIS TRAILER

[15:39] EVERYWHERE.

[15:42] KILLED a family of five just now.

[15:50] >> Three days later. Oh, that was a [ __ ]

[15:52] drive.

[15:56] >> Whoa.

[15:58] This is impressive though.

[15:59] >> What if I just crashed and killed us?

[16:02] >> That would be a short game then.

[16:05] >> 4 hours.

[16:07] >> Whoa. You sounded so muffled. 4 hours

[16:11] somewhere.

[16:12] >> Stay on the 205 for two miles.

[16:15] >> I have I have set.

[16:16] >> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

[16:19] >> Is this the right way? I don't know.

[16:21] There was a turn off.

[16:24] >> No. No. It said stay on the 205. Should

[16:26] be good. I wasn't looking where the 205

[16:28] was.

[16:29] >> Me neither. Is this good? Um, you've sat

[16:31] nav. Are we dead?

[16:33] >> No. No. We're good. Yeah. Stay on this

[16:35] for another 1.5 miles.

[16:37] >> Okay. We're going to be in this [ __ ]

[16:39] car for 4 hours. We got to figure out

[16:41] something to do.

[16:42] >> See there? Left Warren 205. So, take the

[16:45] left lane.

[16:45] >> Text message from dad.

[16:48] >> How do I Oh, I can do it.

[16:50] >> For legal reasons, I did not indulge in

[16:52] texting and driving.

[16:55] >> Um,

[16:58] maybe I got a text from Ellie. Last

[16:59] night was Amaze Balls. Good luck with

[17:01] the move. Let me know if you need any

[17:03] help.

[17:03] >> Amaze Balls. Whoever says Amaze Balls

[17:05] can't be your friend. By the way, the

[17:08] new has a decent kitchen apparently.

[17:11] >> The guy

[17:12] >> That's a decent kitchen. You cook,

[17:13] right? You're a woman.

[17:14] >> That's good.

[17:15] >> Oh, take exit 5 in6.

[17:18] >> More counter space.

[17:19] >> Yeah, it looked nice.

[17:22] >> I thought we could use the second

[17:24] bedroom to make an office,

[17:26] >> you know, like a real one.

[17:27] >> We'll set up this I shouldn't have done

[17:30] this.

[17:31] >> I know it helps you when you're writing.

[17:32] >> Go, go, go.

[17:34] >> Okay. Yeah. Take take 12 to five.

[17:38] >> Oh, balls. So,

[17:39] >> oh Jesus.

[17:40] >> Looking at PCs.

[17:41] >> Oh my god. Go.

[17:42] >> I've killed us something decent.

[17:45] >> You were looking at PCs.

[17:46] >> It's two lanes though.

[17:47] >> Yeah. Nothing crazy.

[17:49] >> Nothing crazy for both of us.

[17:51] >> Maybe.

[17:51] >> Okay, now stay on the five for 40 miles.

[17:54] >> Why are you looking at PCs?

[17:56] >> Oh, you know, just here and there.

[17:58] >> This is so chaotic.

[17:59] >> I know. I'm I feel so bad for anyone

[18:01] watching. There's too much to take in.

[18:04] Oh,

[18:06] where the wind blows sweeping down a

[18:08] plane.

[18:13] >> Traffic's not too bad, honestly. The

[18:14] road's not that busy.

[18:15] >> This is why I couldn't drive in real

[18:16] life because I would just be looking out

[18:18] the window, get distracted, being like,

[18:20] "What's that car over there?" Whoa.

[18:21] What' you say?

[18:23] >> Well, you're a good driver.

[18:26] >> In real life,

[18:28] >> you would be. Oh, interstate congested.

[18:30] Heavy traffic ahead.

[18:33] We can reroute.

[18:34] >> We're going to reroute, baby.

[18:35] >> Reroute my ass.

[18:38] >> Take the exit to Cascade in 0.9 miles.

[18:41] >> I'm over here driving. You're playing

[18:42] [ __ ] Game Boy. Like, help.

[18:46] >> Yeah, I am helping. 0.9 miles. Take the

[18:49] exit.

[18:49] >> Stop fighting.

[18:55] >> Nice. Good job. Good job.

[19:01] It's the exit's probably coming up now.

[19:03] >> Says you're using your phone right now.

[19:05] Oh, now you're not.

[19:07] >> Cascade Highway. Yeah, that's it.

[19:09] >> What if I just

[19:13] >> Whoops.

[19:13] >> Do you Do you think all the cars would

[19:15] stop behind us? Yeah. Start honking.

[19:17] >> Ooh, creepy exit. Let's go.

[19:18] >> Is this where I'm going

[19:21] >> now? We're playing a horror game.

[19:22] >> Detour ahead. Yeah, I sure hope it does.

[19:27] >> Now this road will just follow for 22

[19:29] miles.

[19:30] cows.

[19:31] >> Oh, a cow crossing.

[19:33] >> Yes.

[19:34] >> Oh, I made it. I crashed everywhere and

[19:36] killed us both, but we made it.

[19:41] And I was thinking that tomorrow when I

[19:43] get up and I'm going to like eat steak

[19:45] for breakfast and it's going to be

[19:46] delicious and then I'm going to put it

[19:49] inside my ass. And

[19:52] what was the first thing you heard?

[19:58] I don't even know. It ended with inside

[20:00] my ass.

[20:01] >> Rock Mountain Trail. You want to get out

[20:03] and just

[20:03] >> We

[20:05] can We

[20:07] >> Oh, look. I'm dancing.

[20:10] We ain't moving.

[20:14] >> Was there Oh, yeah.

[20:16] >> I wonder if it'll let us.

[20:17] >> Mountain Trail. I think there's probably

[20:20] gonna be

[20:23] >> What?

[20:27] >> What' you say?

[20:28] >> Don't you think so?

[20:29] >> I can't see you.

[20:31] >> Did I think it's probably going to be

[20:33] like there's a road block up ahead and

[20:35] then it sends us back to this

[20:36] >> invisible wall.

[20:38] >> Oh, okay.

[20:39] >> Oh, man.

[20:43] >> It's dark out. Should I drive for a bit?

[20:45] >> Are you allowed?

[20:48] Uh, I know I'm a woman, but that was

[20:50] kind of insensitive.

[20:51] >> Are you sure you're able?

[20:54] Ah, passenger princess. Yay.

[20:57] Now I can talk to my dad.

[20:59] >> Now,

[21:00] >> my dad said, "Keep me updated, Marcus."

[21:02] Wow, he loves me.

[21:08] OH, DAD TAKES ME AGAIN. YOUR UNCLE still

[21:09] owes me $40, by the way. Your

[21:12] Sorry, pops. Interstate had a blockage,

[21:14] so we're taking a detour through

[21:15] Roseberg. let you know once we get back

[21:18] to the main road.

[21:20] >> Yes.

[21:21] >> Sorry, Dad. We're going to die in

[21:23] Roseberg.

[21:24] >> Stay on Old Cascade Highway for 1.8

[21:27] miles.

[21:29] >> Oh, look at these creepy houses.

[21:31] >> Where? Oh,

[21:33] >> on the side of the road.

[21:35] >> Texas Chainsaw.

[21:36] >> What does that

[21:38] >> said? Okay. What does that sign say?

[21:40] >> Dad said, "Okay, thumbs up."

[21:42] >> Okay, cool. Dad, thanks.

[21:45] So, do you not have a dad? Is that why

[21:47] you're texting my dad? Like,

[21:49] >> what?

[21:51] >> A [ __ ] Here we go again.

[21:54] >> F to you. Okay.

[21:55] >> Oh.

[21:57] >> Do you think we'll be able to lift it

[21:58] like furniture?

[21:59] >> I'm okay.

[22:00] >> All right.

[22:03] >> No, we wouldn't be.

[22:04] >> What do we do?

[22:05] >> Oh, there's a house on the left.

[22:08] >> We move it.

[22:10] >> Both of us.

[22:12] It's not that big. Between the two of

[22:14] us, we can shift.

[22:15] >> Oh my god. You're right. Okay.

[22:16] >> My god. My god. You don't even

[22:19] >> I'm strong.

[22:22] >> You don't even need me. Where do I grab

[22:24] it? The other end,

[22:27] >> guys. Leave her. Fulcrum. What if we

[22:29] both just lifted this end and turned?

[22:36] THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[22:38] Where are we moving it? Back up.

[22:42] WE'RE SO FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, YOU

[22:43] CAN'T EVEN HEAR US.

[22:46] >> That tree was so big, we couldn't hear

[22:47] each other.

[22:49] >> We're so [ __ ] strong. What the [ __ ]

[22:52] >> Why do I hear the ocean over here? What

[22:54] if I hid? She'll never find me.

[22:58] I'm hiding. You're never going to find

[23:00] me. Oh no. No. I'm scary.

[23:08] >> What are you doing?

[23:12] I'm being scary.

[23:13] >> It says our trailer door IS OPEN.

[23:15] >> SOMEONE GOT IN.

[23:18] >> I can't see though. It's pitch black.

[23:20] Oh, there it is. Yeah,

[23:22] >> I'm scared.

[23:23] >> Do we really not have a flashlight?

[23:25] >> Nope. We are stupid.

[23:27] >> So, I'm so blind.

[23:30] >> I'm so deaf to horror.

[23:35] >> Okay, so someone in the back. You can

[23:38] honk my horn.

[23:39] >> Oh, I can do more than that, baby. I'm

[23:41] your boyfriend. I can honk whatever I

[23:42] want. Squeeze squeezing your titties

[23:45] right now.

[23:46] >> Hong Kong, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk,

[23:48] honk honk honk honk.

[23:52] >> Ooh, a gas station.

[23:54] >> Oh,

[23:56] whiffy indie train.

[23:58] >> This is really cool.

[23:59] >> Yeah, this is so atmospheric.

[24:01] >> This must have been so much work.

[24:03] >> Crash. drive into

[24:06] >> Oh, maybe next time.

[24:07] >> We could have killed a family of four.

[24:09] That would have been epic.

[24:11] >> You know, I live my life a quarter mile

[24:14] at a time.

[24:16] Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or

[24:18] a mile. Losing is losing. Um, turn right

[24:22] on Roseberg Road in 0.1 mile.

[24:25] >> Roseberg Road. So, here.

[24:32] >> Okay.

[24:34] Stay on Roseberg for 2.5 miles.

[24:37] >> Thank you.

[24:37] >> Hey, no problem.

[24:42] >> How do I honk?

[24:43] >> Uhoh.

[24:44] >> Oh,

[24:44] >> what's that? What is that?

[24:45] >> Oh, check engine light

[24:47] >> on the dash came on.

[24:49] >> What?

[24:50] >> Uh-huh.

[24:50] >> Uh-oh.

[24:52] Uh-oh. The car is struggling.

[24:54] >> Oh, is our car? Yeah.

[24:56] >> I can feel the car struggling on the

[24:57] hill.

[24:58] >> Oh, I thought that tree was going to

[24:59] fall on us.

[25:02] Oh,

[25:03] >> [ __ ] off.

[25:04] >> He's going to drive us off the road.

[25:08] >> I wasn't the best at driving. I know. I

[25:10] should have let Marcus drive. No, I can

[25:13] drive.

[25:13] >> Don't doubt yourself.

[25:14] >> Me, dude.

[25:15] >> What is this guy doing?

[25:19] >> He's going to kill us.

[25:20] >> God, I would hate this is a nightmare.

[25:24] >> Go around, dumb nuts. Oh, there's a

[25:26] motel.

[25:27] >> Just go around, idiot.

[25:28] >> We can make it to the motel.

[25:30] Yeah. Honestly, if that happened to me,

[25:33] I would just stop and then wait for them

[25:34] to pass.

[25:35] >> Yeah, I think most people would.

[25:37] >> Holy.

[25:41] >> Oh,

[25:41] >> I can't.

[25:42] >> I think we hit like a invisible thing.

[25:45] >> Yeah.

[25:45] >> Go between the cones.

[25:48] >> Oh. Oh. Whoa.

[25:50] >> Jesus.

[25:51] >> Okay.

[25:52] >> What was the deal?

[25:52] >> What an [ __ ]

[25:53] >> For real.

[25:55] Like, relax, [ __ ] Damn.

[25:58] >> Damn. Relax, [ __ ] Damn.

[26:00] >> Okay. Um, the light. What do we do?

[26:04] >> It could just be the hill. The engine

[26:06] gets hot.

[26:07] >> So, it'll go away.

[26:09] >> Maybe once we're over the top and it

[26:10] levels out.

[26:11] >> Nope.

[26:12] Wait.

[26:15] Maybe it'll go away. Once we're over the

[26:17] top and it levels out. Maybe

[26:22] it didn't go away. Oh, no. She drove for

[26:24] a few more minutes before we accepted

[26:26] the car wasn't going to fix itself. I

[26:27] found the only shop in the area on GPS.

[26:31] Damn,

[26:33] >> it's GPS.

[26:36] >> So much faster reading than you are.

[26:42] >> Okay.

[26:45] >> Where the [ __ ] are we? This is bum [ __ ]

[26:47] nowhere.

[26:48] >> Oh, GPS.

[26:50] >> Yeah.

[26:50] >> No route selected. Cool.

[26:52] >> Oh, cuz it said that you looked up uh

[26:55] Oh, yeah. Using

[26:57] that you would look up a repair station.

[26:59] >> Ah, must be this place. Then pull in.

[27:01] Pull in on the left.

[27:05] >> Dad said your mother was asking where

[27:07] are you two at now? The damn car

[27:09] overheated. Not sure what we're going to

[27:11] do. We found a service station. Going to

[27:12] see about getting the car fixed.

[27:16] >> Nothing could prepare us for what came

[27:17] next is what my subtitles say.

[27:19] >> You're going to have a baby.

[27:23] >> Hello.

[27:24] >> Yeah. Hello.

[27:27] Don't trust locks in the light and

[27:29] stuff. That's cool. Cool details.

[27:32] >> Where? Oh. Oh,

[27:34] >> yeah.

[27:36] Oh.

[27:37] >> Whoa.

[27:38] >> What?

[27:40] >> Yeah.

[27:41] >> Hello.

[27:41] >> Good. Right. It's cool.

[27:44] >> Hello.

[27:45] >> Hello. Anyone?

[27:47] >> Hello?

[27:48] >> That's what I said.

[27:50] >> Employees only.

[27:52] >> Oh,

[27:54] >> no one.

[27:54] >> Oh. Anybody here?

[27:57] >> There's someone in the back there.

[27:59] >> This is like wrong turn or [ __ ] house

[28:01] of wax or something like that.

[28:03] >> Be around here.

[28:06] >> This place smells weird.

[28:09] >> I don't need a path. I make my own.

[28:13] >> Never mind.

[28:13] >> I can't go up there.

[28:18] >> Ah, [ __ ] Yeah, I made it.

[28:22] >> Hello.

[28:26] Where'd she go?

[28:30] Evelyn,

[28:33] where'd she go?

[28:38] >> What?

[28:38] >> I'm up here.

[28:39] >> Whoa.

[28:42] I see no god up HERE EXCEPT FOR ME.

[28:45] >> OH, JESUS.

[28:45] >> HOLY [ __ ]

[28:48] >> They made me take out my phone and I

[28:49] spelled was.

[28:52] Howdy do.

[28:54] >> Jesus Christ.

[28:57] >> Expect him to tinker in the morning

[28:58] though.

[29:00] >> [ __ ] you, bro.

[29:02] >> Man, we're good on the gas. Look, we

[29:04] were driving and a red light came on the

[29:06] car dash about 20 minutes back. We were

[29:08] hoping someone here could take a look.

[29:11] >> Temperature light,

[29:13] >> maybe. I honestly couldn't tell you.

[29:18] >> You folks ain't from around here, huh?

[29:22] Yeah,

[29:23] >> we were just passing through.

[29:29] >> Why'd you ask?

[29:33] >> Ah, no reason.

[29:34] >> He's looking at you.

[29:35] >> I can see a lot of of uh

[29:39] well, nothing. Scratch creeks a lot.

[29:42] >> Are you saying that cuz my character's

[29:44] black?

[29:44] >> Could have been headed.

[29:46] >> Oh,

[29:46] >> YOU A RACIST [ __ ] BOOK. I'll [ __ ]

[29:49] >> All righty.

[29:51] You a dick.

[29:54] >> Okay, follow me.

[29:55] >> Thank you so much. Cars in the front.

[29:58] This way.

[30:00] >> This way. I mean, he knows where cars

[30:03] come to a shop.

[30:08] >> Well, where's my manners? My name's

[30:10] Harold.

[30:11] >> Harold Sween. Call me Harry, though.

[30:14] >> Only mama calls me Harold.

[30:16] >> Marcus.

[30:17] >> Mama.

[30:18] >> This is my girlfriend, Tessa.

[30:21] Hey, what's up? My name Marcus. This is

[30:23] my girlfriend Tas.

[30:28] >> Interesting match.

[30:29] >> He is racist.

[30:30] >> Brave of you. Really?

[30:32] Don't see many girls within a

[30:34] >> Wait, what the [ __ ] was this here

[30:36] before?

[30:37] >> Oh,

[30:37] >> [ __ ] you, dude. What do you mean step

[30:39] outside our circle?

[30:41] >> I don't know where he went now. He just

[30:43] got here. That's his truck right there.

[30:47] >> Wait, who? What? What? By the way, just

[30:49] so you know, didn't mean to scare you

[30:51] back there. I was just doing some

[30:52] scraping work.

[30:54] >> You did scare me.

[30:57] >> He scared me so hard it opened the phone

[30:59] and I was I pressed W.

[31:01] >> So, tell me how two people

[31:05] different as you get together.

[31:07] >> Dude, I don't like this.

[31:09] >> What's that supposed to mean?

[31:13] I mean I I was just curious is all I

[31:16] think it's

[31:17] >> and ask us how we met like a normal

[31:18] person.

[31:19] >> Yeah. What do you mean people like you?

[31:24] >> I don't like you, bro. I'll shut this

[31:26] [ __ ] hood on your head.

[31:29] >> Think I found the problem.

[31:31] But just a second.

[31:33] >> Think I found the problem as well. It's

[31:35] racism.

[31:38] >> Do you think he heard me?

[31:40] That's what I figured.

[31:42] >> What? What is it?

[31:44] >> Harry, tell us.

[31:44] >> I can help you out.

[31:46] >> Can you find it?

[31:48] >> That's my man.

[31:50] >> So, what?

[31:51] >> Whoa. You're high.

[31:53] >> Looks like a coolant leak.

[31:55] >> You can see it puddling up under the

[31:57] car. I can see it dripping from the

[31:58] radiator hose.

[32:00] >> The clamp may

[32:01] >> Where the hose at?

[32:02] >> But could be the hose itself.

[32:05] >> Either of you notice anything before it

[32:06] died on you?

[32:08] Yeah, it started struggling on the hill.

[32:11] The temperature needle shot up out of

[32:12] nowhere.

[32:13] >> Yep, that lines up.

[32:15] >> All righty. I'll get you back on the

[32:17] roof.

[32:17] >> Harry,

[32:18] >> who the [ __ ] are you on up here?

[32:21] >> Yes.

[32:21] >> I really wish we had flashlights.

[32:24] >> Y'all stay right here.

[32:27] >> Why'd you say it that way? Creepy.

[32:28] Evelyn, they're going to kill us. Hey,

[32:32] >> I want to make sure the thing was still

[32:33] closed.

[32:33] >> We're going to [ __ ] die here.

[32:38] Who's texting?

[32:38] >> Oh, Dad texted me.

[32:42] >> You two left the garage door open. Oh,

[32:45] >> no, we didn't.

[32:46] >> Did we?

[32:46] >> Oh, yeah. We

[32:47] >> Oh, we did. We just drove off. Our car

[32:50] broke down, but we're okay. Mechanic's

[32:52] looking at it right now.

[32:54] >> Where'd they go?

[32:54] >> Oh, Ellie texted me as well.

[32:58] >> Oh, no.

[32:59] >> Hello.

[33:03] >> They probably went into the back, right?

[33:04] >> Oh, there he is.

[33:05] >> Yeah. Howdy.

[33:08] What y'all doing?

[33:12] I don't like their footsteps.

[33:15] >> Dad wants to come down.

[33:17] >> They're freaking me out.

[33:23] >> Oops.

[33:25] >> Yeah. So, um, I took another look

[33:29] >> and

[33:30] >> we can't fix the car.

[33:33] >> Dude has a little band-aid on his head.

[33:35] What? You said you could fix it?

[33:37] >> Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I

[33:40] thought.

[33:41] >> It looks like the head gasket is about

[33:42] to go out.

[33:44] >> Whole thing's kind of messed up.

[33:46] >> Sure, buddy.

[33:48] >> Damn, man. What are we going to do in

[33:50] the middle of nowhere?

[33:52] >> It'll be all right, folks. Buck is going

[33:55] to call his old pal, Bill. He used to be

[33:56] a mechanic here,

[33:58] >> but retired a few years back.

[34:01] >> Fella still does some work at his house.

[34:08] his house. You got a tow truck or

[34:10] something? Take it any further.

[34:14] >> We should We should talk down here.

[34:16] >> Man's told you we can't help. Ariel will

[34:20] do a little patch job.

[34:21] >> A little patch job.

[34:23] >> That'll get you as far as Bill's house.

[34:27] But if you try to get back on the

[34:29] highway,

[34:31] >> you're looking at a catastrophic engine

[34:39] now.

[34:40] >> Gotcha, boss.

[34:42] >> I don't think that's boss related.

[34:43] >> I think that's dad.

[34:45] >> Yeah, I was going to say dad and son.

[34:48] >> It does hear your daddy. It says manager

[34:50] on his shirt, but I think it should say

[34:52] father.

[34:54] >> It's the cat food again. Minmo.

[34:56] A missing turtle named Squirtle.

[34:59] >> No.

[35:02] >> Oh, if you zoom in with right click, you

[35:05] see more.

[35:06] >> Oh, you put your hand above your eyes.

[35:09] >> Yeah.

[35:10] >> Wait, stand stand next to this guy. I

[35:12] need a thumbnail.

[35:15] >> Y'all need some?

[35:19] >> Okay.

[35:21] >> Or what about this?

[35:21] >> Got to hit the bathroom before bathrooms

[35:24] for customers. You ain't customers.

[35:30] >> Customers. We ain't the customers. I buy

[35:32] I buy something.

[35:34] >> Aren't you fixing our car? Is it doesn't

[35:36] to make us a

[35:36] >> customer

[35:38] head down the road to your first ride.

[35:40] [ __ ]

[35:41] >> Can't miss Bill. Now you all best get in

[35:44] the car and go. We're all done here.

[35:46] Looks like.

[35:48] >> Okay. Okay.

[35:50] >> Goodbye.

[35:50] >> Thanks.

[35:51] >> I'll drive.

[35:54] See you. See you later. What' you guys

[35:56] think of this?

[35:56] >> We're out of here.

[35:58] >> How do you honk?

[36:01] >> There you go. You're doing it

[36:02] >> just like that.

[36:04] >> Oh, you lean over to do it. Whoa.

[36:06] >> Oh, yeah.

[36:11] [ __ ] game rules.

[36:14] >> Okay. See you later.

[36:16] Natty B. Natty Bit.

[36:18] >> I thought that was also a Fierce Father.

[36:22] >> Father. Yeah, the lookout one, I think.

[36:25] You got savv.

[36:28] >> Um,

[36:30] no route selected cuz I think he said

[36:32] something about like

[36:34] >> go take a left blah blah and then it'll

[36:36] take you somewhere. Bill's house.

[36:38] >> Did I take the wrong road?

[36:40] >> That's fine. I think it'll auto correct

[36:42] probably.

[36:43] >> Dad text me, but for legal reasons I

[36:45] didn't text and drive.

[36:48] >> Yeah, dad's asking where we are.

[36:50] >> That's it. That's your dad, not my dad.

[36:53] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like,

[36:54] is it Are we texting the same dad?

[36:57] >> No.

[36:58] >> Dad, they're freaky. Send. No, I can't

[37:00] send it.

[37:05] >> God, the card is not going to fix it

[37:07] all, did it?

[37:07] >> No.

[37:10] Piece of [ __ ]

[37:14] >> You think the other guy has plans for

[37:16] us?

[37:17] >> There he goes.

[37:18] >> Oh,

[37:19] >> car couldn't take the clam anymore. or I

[37:21] had to reverse back to Bills. Oh, I knew

[37:22] it.

[37:23] >> Oh, so we so we passed bills probably.

[37:25] >> I was wondering if it was that red light

[37:27] area.

[37:29] What? [ __ ] you. Go around, dick.

[37:35] >> Where?

[37:37] >> Oh my god, it

[37:42] does. The characters not work anymore.

[37:44] >> Is [ __ ]

[37:48] >> My god. I'm like, is it

[37:50] >> where

[37:50] >> is it?

[37:53] >> Oh, there it goes.

[37:54] >> There's a light a red light here on the

[37:55] left. I was like, should I go down that

[37:57] way?

[37:59] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[38:01] >> Oh, [ __ ]

[38:04] Jesus.

[38:05] >> Watch out.

[38:12] 420 blaze.

[38:16] Oh, sad music.

[38:22] Dad texted. Kiddo, don't leave me

[38:24] hanging. We found a mechanic shop. Get

[38:26] it looked at, but they sent us to some

[38:28] different mechanic. We're driving to him

[38:30] right now.

[38:30] >> Your dad should be texting you

[38:34] like he should be protecting you and

[38:35] telling you that you're a dumbass for

[38:36] doing this.

[38:40] >> Hey, what's up? Are you Bill?

[38:42] I got a car that needs affixions.

[38:45] Dad says, "Let me know what the mechanic

[38:47] says. Don't interact with people you

[38:49] don't have to."

[38:52] >> Hello.

[38:58] >> The music's all creepy.

[39:00] >> The music is very um insidious.

[39:03] >> Yeah.

[39:05] Tried to opening the door, but it was

[39:07] locked. Oh.

[39:08] >> Isn't it literally insidious?

[39:09] >> It sounds like insidious music. Yeah.

[39:16] Hello.

[39:17] >> Hello.

[39:18] >> Are you still hearing the other music as

[39:19] well?

[39:20] >> Yeah, I have like creepy violins and sad

[39:23] violins.

[39:25] >> Yeah.

[39:30] Oh, there's a Confederate flag outside.

[39:32] This is not good.

[39:40] Oh, the music stopped now, though.

[39:44] Can we some windows?

[39:51] >> I ain't interested. I hear another word

[39:56] of your nonsense.

[39:58] >> They're coming.

[39:58] >> Oh, hello.

[40:00] >> The morning star sees the lies you

[40:02] spread and his wrath will find you in

[40:05] the end. and I will be the instrument of

[40:09] his wrath myself if you don't get off my

[40:12] porch.

[40:13] >> Ma'am, we're not Jehovah's Witnesses or

[40:15] anything.

[40:15] >> Ma'am. Ma'am, I think you got the wrong

[40:18] idea.

[40:19] >> You're not from the New Temple.

[40:21] >> New temple?

[40:22] >> No.

[40:23] >> The guy from the gas station sent us

[40:25] here to talk to one of his friends.

[40:28] >> Whale then? What then?

[40:30] >> We won't build.

[40:32] >> Look, we were just passing through. Our

[40:34] car's got a problem.

[40:37] We were looking for a guy named Bill.

[40:42] >> He's eating human flesh in the other

[40:44] room.

[40:45] >> Someone's needing you at the door.

[40:48] >> At the door,

[40:50] >> can we get in? No.

[40:52] >> Oh, I can push her slightly. What's up,

[40:54] Margaret? [ __ ] you,

[40:55] >> Billy. Boy,

[40:58] >> heard you the first time, Charlotte. I'm

[41:00] coming. Charlotte.

[41:02] >> The the newspaper article says a new son

[41:05] is

[41:06] >> Buck warned me about.

[41:08] >> Hi.

[41:09] >> Yeah, he called. Sent some folks were

[41:11] stranded and heading my way.

[41:13] >> Hey, what's up? Hey, Bill. Can you fix

[41:15] my car, please?

[41:16] >> I'm guessing that' be you.

[41:18] >> Yes,

[41:19] >> Buck sent us your way. The man at the

[41:21] station told us it was probably a

[41:23] coolant leak right here and backed out

[41:24] and wouldn't fix it.

[41:25] >> You know, I'm going to up the brightness

[41:26] a little bit.

[41:27] >> Please take a look, sir.

[41:28] >> Smart.

[41:34] this a little better.

[41:35] >> No, he's right clicking.

[41:38] >> Do I have screen tearing? Oh, [ __ ]

[41:42] >> The damn thing ain't made to haul a

[41:44] trailer. Engine's hot as hell.

[41:47] >> If you're hot as hell coolant leak,

[41:50] >> if you ain't, it's a blown head gasket

[41:52] and your oil's turning into soup.

[41:54] >> Either way, nothing we can fix tonight.

[41:57] >> What? We don't have to stay at your

[41:59] house, do we? At least take a look

[42:01] first sir.

[42:02] >> I've been fixing engines longer than

[42:04] y'all been alive. I know what I'm

[42:06] looking at.

[42:06] >> Damn.

[42:07] >> I can take a look in the morning.

[42:10] >> Sir, we don't have anywhere to go. What

[42:12] do we do tonight?

[42:13] >> I ain't running a motel here.

[42:16] >> I would sleep in the car.

[42:18] >> You're welcome to sleep in your car out

[42:19] here.

[42:22] >> Yeah, I wouldn't trust to be in your

[42:23] house.

[42:24] >> They ain't sleeping in no car.

[42:27] >> I would feel safer sleeping in my car

[42:28] than with you guys. wouldn't have sent

[42:31] you here if we weren't meant to take

[42:33] care of you.

[42:35] >> And that is all I need to hear. I will

[42:36] be in the car.

[42:37] >> You ought to be.

[42:38] >> Right when you ought to be. Miss Julia's

[42:42] got rooms open at her bed and breakfast.

[42:44] She'll take you in.

[42:45] >> Who? What?

[42:48] >> Where is her place? Actually, I'm not

[42:51] sure if this car should even move

[42:52] anymore. Your friend Buck told us it'd

[42:54] be a catastrophic engine failure. Now,

[42:57] >> you won't be needing your car to get

[42:59] there. Take this little trail behind the

[43:01] house.

[43:04] It winds up the hill and leads straight

[43:06] to her parsonage. We'll let her know of

[43:09] your arrival.

[43:10] >> She'll be waiting with a warm room.

[43:14] >> She'd be waiting with a warm room and a

[43:16] [ __ ] pitchfork in her hand.

[43:18] >> You hear me? Don't step off it. Not even

[43:21] once. You won't like what happens if you

[43:23] do.

[43:24] >> Oh, Bill, stop scaring them.

[43:28] You'll be fine if you just follow the

[43:30] path. Miss Julius let folks walk it

[43:33] plenty of times.

[43:34] >> Do you guys have flashlights? I need a

[43:35] flashlight.

[43:36] >> Great shot. You'll know it when you

[43:37] reach there.

[43:38] >> Why don't you lend Miss Julia's guest a

[43:41] flashlight for

[43:42] >> Isn't that like the bad racist flag or

[43:44] like

[43:45] >> that's what I said? Confederate flag.

[43:47] >> Ah, hold on.

[43:51] >> If you see the Confederate flag, this is

[43:52] a bad time.

[43:55] What's up, Charlotte?

[43:58] You good, Charlotte?

[44:01] Your face looks like it's made out of a

[44:03] leather chair.

[44:07] >> She's not shy contact.

[44:10] >> Ah, yes. Do we both got one

[44:12] >> here? Battery's good. Don't drop it.

[44:17] >> All right, that's enough. Trail's back

[44:19] there. Goes right up the hill. Don't

[44:21] waste time. You're like holding it up by

[44:24] your [ __ ] head all awkward.

[44:26] >> Come on now, Charlotte. Missing our

[44:28] program, you folks.

[44:29] >> We're missing our stories.

[44:30] >> Do you want the flashlight? I could

[44:31] probably drop it.

[44:32] >> No, you go here.

[44:34] >> Wait, you should at least

[44:35] >> I do want to see you hold it.

[44:36] >> Where'd you put it?

[44:37] >> Oh, I threw it there. I can't. I'm

[44:40] stuck. Oh, I'm on a branch.

[44:44] >> Oh, that's not too awkward.

[44:46] >> Am I holding it up like next to my head?

[44:48] Kind of.

[44:49] >> Shoulder height? Yeah. No shoulder

[44:51] height.

[44:54] >> Okay, let's go.

[44:55] >> Yay, let's do it.

[44:57] >> Follow the trail. Follow the trail to

[45:00] our death.

[45:03] This is some Resident Evil 7 [ __ ]

[45:05] >> We're not going up there.

[45:07] >> What else are we,

[45:08] >> Marcus? Look at this place. Look at all

[45:10] of this.

[45:12] >> It's just a trail that leads to a bed

[45:13] and breakfast. Do you think it's like

[45:15] we've never heard of it?

[45:16] >> Oh, this would be a movie of spoiler,

[45:17] but like get out where I'm actually

[45:19] orchestrating the whole thing.

[45:21] >> Sleep in the car.

[45:23] >> That would be kind of cool.

[45:24] >> Maybe. Yeah, maybe that's better.

[45:27] >> Listen,

[45:28] >> cuz I was planning something with my

[45:29] dad.

[45:29] >> That lady. I don't know, Bill. I don't

[45:31] know that hairy suitcase.

[45:34] >> These people and neither do you.

[45:36] >> These people are [ __ ] weird.

[45:38] >> Don't you see it, Marcus?

[45:41] >> Oh, she running.

[45:42] >> Small town, boo. People are different.

[45:44] Small town, boo.

[45:46] >> You're seriously fine with this? Two

[45:49] strangers we just met pointing us down a

[45:51] dark trail, and you're just you're

[45:54] you're fine with that.

[45:55] >> I'm not fine with it. I just don't see

[45:58] another option right now.

[45:59] >> You're too trusting.

[46:00] >> There's always another option.

[46:03] >> You just never want to look for one.

[46:05] >> Damn. Ice cold.

[46:07] >> What is that supposed to mean? It means

[46:09] you just decide and expect everyone to

[46:12] follow. That's what you do.

[46:15] >> Damn.

[46:15] >> Everyone.

[46:17] Hold on. Is this about last night again?

[46:20] You've been carrying this all day.

[46:22] >> Like a suitcase.

[46:23] >> What did we do last night?

[46:24] >> I told Jake and everyone at the table

[46:26] about the new place, the job, the

[46:28] apartment, your studio.

[46:30] >> Hey, it's that dog.

[46:33] >> I I got this job. I found this place.

[46:36] I'm moving to Washington.

[46:40] >> Tessa,

[46:41] >> you talked about it like I wasn't even

[46:42] there. Like this was something you were

[46:44] doing and I just happen to be coming

[46:46] along.

[46:49] >> That's so I mean God.

[46:51] >> Yeah.

[46:52] >> I don't know. I don't want to feel like

[46:54] I'm along for the ride. That's all I'm

[46:57] asking.

[46:57] >> I didn't even realize that it was such a

[46:59] big deal. I thought everyone was

[47:01] laughing and so were you.

[47:03] >> Nope. On paper, things look pretty bleak

[47:05] for us.

[47:06] >> Pretty bleak for us.

[47:07] >> You're not along for the ride. And

[47:08] >> stop making decisions like I am.

[47:10] >> I hear you. Okay. Hey, it's that dog.

[47:13] But

[47:13] >> right now, right now, we need to make a

[47:16] decision together. So, I'm asking you,

[47:18] not telling you what do you want to do.

[47:23] >> She already told you, didn't she? She

[47:25] doesn't want to go here.

[47:27] >> Yeah.

[47:27] >> Get the suitcase. Oh.

[47:29] >> Oh, we're like way ahead of you, game.

[47:35] Okay. Well, awkward.

[47:38] >> Yeah. Like you guys are H.

[47:43] >> You sure you want to make a big move

[47:44] like this?

[47:45] >> Yeah.

[47:45] >> But that's like the stuff you get mad

[47:47] about.

[47:48] >> Scratch Creek.

[47:52] >> I'm sorry about last night. I didn't

[47:54] think about how that sounded.

[47:57] >> We were just talking about it.

[48:01] Your your arm is like stabilizing really

[48:04] weirdly.

[48:05] >> It's like a chicken head.

[48:06] >> Yeah.

[48:07] >> Oh, do you think we'll hear a loon?

[48:10] >> Oh, I hope so.

[48:16] >> Oh, what was that?

[48:17] >> Oh, that a freaking bear.

[48:20] Could fight a bear.

[48:20] >> Something weird.

[48:21] >> I'll fight a bear. I'll [ __ ] him up.

[48:24] >> Throw my

[48:25] >> Okay, it's a deer and I'm scared.

[48:28] >> Maybe I won't fight a bear. Throw my

[48:29] suitcase at it.

[48:32] >> Throw the suitcase and run.

[48:33] >> There's a bed and breakfast up here. I'm

[48:36] sorry. You should have listened to your

[48:37] girlfriend. This is [ __ ] stupid.

[48:40] >> Yeah, especially I don't know. They seem

[48:42] racist from the get-go. I wouldn't trust

[48:44] it.

[48:46] >> Oh, there we go.

[48:48] >> Yeah, this ain't looking good. This is

[48:50] looking pretty bad for us.

[48:53] 9:58 p.m.

[48:56] Now

[48:56] >> 10 p.m.

[48:57] >> Now is no time.

[49:02] >> Your character sounds an awful lot like

[49:03] a toilet flushing.

[49:06] >> Okay, let's go.

[49:08] >> Yeah, hold on.

[49:09] >> Oh,

[49:10] >> the way you're holding the suitcase.

[49:13] >> What if I do this?

[49:18] >> Honestly, it'll protect you.

[49:20] >> Heavy.

[49:22] My friend's making me carry this

[49:24] suitcase.

[49:25] >> Look, this flashlight's really

[49:26] difficult. The old house in the other

[49:28] side of the road.

[49:31] >> That was cool.

[49:33] >> Oh.

[49:34] >> OH, WATCH OUT.

[49:36] >> OH, IS that for you? Look bigger than we

[49:39] expected. The truck or the house?

[49:43] >> Stay with us.

[49:51] Oh [ __ ]

[49:53] Oh [ __ ]

[49:58] Oh no. I'm coming. I'M COMING BACK.

[50:03] I'M ON MY WAY.

[50:06] EMILY,

[50:08] I got taken away.

[50:12] Help.

[50:15] Oh god. But I can't go back.

[50:18] Oh, [ __ ] Um.

[50:26] Hi.

[50:28] Can you hear me?

[50:30] >> Down the road. No, I couldn't.

[50:32] >> Uh,

[50:33] I got stuck to the car and it dragged me

[50:35] off and now there's an invisible wall

[50:36] and I can't get back.

[50:38] >> Oh [ __ ] Okay, we could probably

[50:42] um h maybe try throwing the flashlight.

[50:47] >> Wait, if another car comes this way, I

[50:49] might be able to trick it.

[50:51] Oh, this [ __ ] sucks.

[50:53] >> Maybe throw the flashlight

[50:56] and then maybe like crouch and or is

[50:59] this Oh, yeah. I'm on the other side of

[51:00] the invisible wall. Oh, I see. No,

[51:02] you're not going to get through that.

[51:04] >> Oh, I broke it.

[51:06] Oh, this is what I get from messing

[51:08] around.

[51:10] >> Yeah, you probably can't jump it, can

[51:12] you?

[51:13] >> If I disconnect and just reconnect, will

[51:15] I be able to? I'll try.

[51:17] >> Yeah, try that. Try that first.

[51:21] >> Um,

[51:29] it kicked us out.

[51:32] >> Miss Julius, I guess it'll just start us

[51:34] there.

[51:35] Yeah, it should be okay.

[51:39] >> My bad.

[51:41] >> No, it's okay. That's probably funny.

[51:45] >> It was funny until it broke.

[52:02] Okay,

[52:03] >> cool.

[52:04] >> There we go.

[52:07] >> Okay. No, I just had a checkpoint, so

[52:09] that's fine.

[52:09] >> Whoopsy daisies.

[52:11] >> Didn't really miss anything.

[52:12] >> It's cuz I got stuck at the car and then

[52:15] when I jumped I tried to jump on top of

[52:17] it to be like, "Oh, look at me. Funny."

[52:19] And then it just took off with me.

[52:23] >> Yeah. I was standing here like, "Where'd

[52:24] he go?"

[52:26] >> Yeah. And I was screaming the whole

[52:28] time.

[52:29] >> Yeah. I couldn't hear you.

[52:30] >> You should hire me to bug test your

[52:32] games.

[52:34] >> Oh, cool house.

[52:36] >> Yeah, it's very cool. I like it.

[52:38] >> Do you think there's a bug lady named

[52:39] Margarite in there?

[52:41] >> After a long hike, I really had to pee.

[52:44] >> Bed and breakfast.

[52:46] >> Move, Max, Texas.

[52:47] >> Julius,

[52:49] what?

[52:49] >> We have to be there by 10:00 a.m.

[52:51] tomorrow. That's when you have to put

[52:52] back the trailer.

[53:03] >> Hey,

[53:04] >> such a sweet woman, isn't she?

[53:08] >> Yeah.

[53:09] >> You poor things.

[53:11] >> Car giving you trouble on a night like

[53:13] this.

[53:13] >> I hate her.

[53:14] >> Come in. Come in. You must be exhausted.

[53:17] Mercy now. Ah, nice living room. You

[53:21] look like you haven't eaten.

[53:23] >> Eating anything you make.

[53:25] >> Thank you.

[53:28] >> I'm Miss Julia, by the way. I don't

[53:31] think Charlotte mentioned. So, quick

[53:33] check. What's your opinion on black

[53:34] people?

[53:35] >> Yes.

[53:37] >> Tessa, what a lovely name. You're going

[53:40] to feel right at home here, my dear.

[53:46] >> Uh, this is beautiful. You must be a

[53:51] busy land lady. Oh, bless your heart.

[53:54] >> Why she keeps running away? Isn't she?

[53:56] Old homes like this.

[53:58] >> I think she's stuck behind. You should

[53:59] probably give her more space.

[54:00] >> Please, I'm an inkeeper. Dear land lady

[54:04] is just so crude.

[54:07] >> Okay.

[54:08] >> This used to be a parsonage for the

[54:11] pastor and his family who preached at

[54:13] the old scratch temple behind the house.

[54:15] After they congregation decided to turn

[54:18] it into a bed and breakfast to help the

[54:20] church coffers chosen

[54:23] a roof over my head and helps the old

[54:26] temple at the same time.

[54:29] >> You'll hear most of the locals talk

[54:31] about the temple, but mind you, there

[54:34] are two here in our little town. Some of

[54:36] the younger folks split away and started

[54:39] new scratch temple up the hill. But we

[54:42] don't worship the same as the youngans.

[54:45] Okay.

[54:46] >> They call it progress, but I call it

[54:48] >> You want to go up to the better ways?

[54:53] >> Oh, invisible wall here.

[54:54] >> Um, so what's the difference between old

[54:57] scratch temple and the new church?

[55:01] >> They worship to say

[55:04] >> the youngans are awfully impressionable

[55:06] and I think gossip and cruel tongues got

[55:08] into their minds. They let non-believers

[55:11] twist their minds away the true path. I

[55:13] don't know if she's broken or not.

[55:15] >> Younger folks started treating us.

[55:16] >> I think she's like

[55:18] >> like wherever I look, she walks into my

[55:20] view.

[55:21] >> Some of our more traditional beliefs

[55:23] thought they could start a better

[55:25] church.

[55:28] >> Do you run this place by yourself?

[55:31] >> Oh, heavens no.

[55:32] >> COULD YOU

[55:34] ALL ALONE? I've got a few hired hands.

[55:37] Folks from the church also check in.

[55:40] >> How much do we owe you for the room?

[55:43] Depends on how long you'll be staying at

[55:45] the suitcase.

[55:47] >> Your bill said he can fix this

[55:50] >> for the night. It's 95. Breakfast

[55:52] included, of course. But don't you worry

[55:54] about that now, sweetheart.

[55:56] >> $95 for bread and breakfast in the

[55:58] middle of [ __ ] nowhere.

[56:00] >> Sorry. Could we get to our room, please?

[56:04] >> We're both really tired.

[56:06] >> Oh, of course you are.

[56:07] >> I'm really scared.

[56:08] >> Must have been a long night. I forget

[56:10] myself sometimes, but I do love to chat.

[56:14] >> There better be a lock on that door.

[56:16] >> Okay, now have a seat, sweetheart. Make

[56:18] yourself comfortable. I'll go check on

[56:21] your room and be right back.

[56:23] >> Okay. Okay.

[56:24] >> Um, excuse me. Is there a restroom I

[56:27] could use?

[56:28] >> Yeah, it's in the back by the kitchen.

[56:30] >> I appreciate it.

[56:31] >> I'm going to piss. If I'm not back in 5

[56:33] minutes, just wait longer.

[56:36] >> Good luck.

[56:38] In the back by the kitchen. Oh, I hate

[56:40] this place. Oh, hell no.

[56:43] >> Wait, wait. I want to see. Oh, I

[56:46] >> Oh, you're you're not allowed cuz you

[56:47] don't have to piss. Pissers only.

[56:50] >> Damn.

[56:51] >> There's a statue of Mary and there's a

[56:52] statue of a lady over there and I don't

[56:54] like it.

[56:55] >> Oh, I want to see.

[56:58] >> Hey, what's up, Mary?

[57:00] Oh, now I'm playing my own game. Miss

[57:02] Julia told me the restroom was in the

[57:04] back. The [ __ ] is this? She's doing the

[57:07] like the Jesus pose.

[57:11] That's how Jesus be posing in pictures.

[57:13] He was like, "What's up? I have

[57:15] suffered."

[57:20] Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. This is creepy.

[57:30] Oh yeah.

[57:33] Woo!

[57:35] >> Oh, I needed that. Holy [ __ ] I was

[57:38] about to bust.

[57:46] >> What?

[57:51] Hi.

[57:54] It's like someone had taken their

[57:55] batteries out. What?

[57:58] What? Who the [ __ ] were they?

[58:03] Where's he going?

[58:05] >> I took a piss. THERE WAS TWO GUYS BACK

[58:07] THERE.

[58:08] >> OH,

[58:09] >> there was a dude who just ran off.

[58:12] >> Yeah, black guy.

[58:13] >> He was back there.

[58:15] >> No, no, this dude came from upstairs.

[58:17] There was a dude who was like,

[58:19] >> "Tell that [ __ ] upstairs. She's crazy.

[58:21] Whatever you guys are doing here, I'm

[58:23] out." And then he just ran off.

[58:25] >> Oh.

[58:28] So, should we leave?

[58:30] >> Uh, yeah. Okay, get your suitcase.

[58:34] >> I've got the flashlight. Let's go.

[58:36] >> Hey, Ken.

[58:37] >> Hi, Julia. It seems that you are running

[58:39] a bed and breakfast and racism.

[58:47] >> Okay,

[58:48] >> I think the room's ready.

[58:50] >> Sorry to keep you waiting, my dear. Your

[58:52] room's all ready now, and I think you're

[58:55] going to love it. I went ahead and put

[58:57] you in our majestic suite.

[59:00] But before I take you up, I'd love to

[59:03] show you the parsonage. The grand tour,

[59:05] if you will.

[59:06] >> I don't want your [ __ ] tour.

[59:08] >> Respect for this majestic. I can see

[59:10] this.

[59:11] >> Actually,

[59:14] >> okay.

[59:15] >> This person's study. Everything here

[59:18] belonged to someone who worked or prayed

[59:21] under our roof. These books collected

[59:24] over generations. Most of them are out

[59:27] of print.

[59:29] She hidden the Jesus pose.

[59:30] >> We got history older than anything, my

[59:33] dears. Feel free to browse the shelves

[59:35] if you'd like a good read. H

[59:38] >> I don't think they'll have the types of

[59:39] books that you like to read.

[59:41] >> No.

[59:44] >> What kind of horror you got?

[59:45] >> You got any bathroom?

[59:47] >> Yeah, I wasted in there.

[59:49] >> Oh,

[59:52] >> this place is played a little pipes.

[59:55] Best not to drink from the taps. The

[59:58] water cooler safe.

[1:00:01] >> I can get it to sit in her head. Watch.

[1:00:03] >> Well then, pardon me. It's time to get

[1:00:05] you two settled.

[1:00:08] >> This way. She moved.

[1:00:11] >> [ __ ] that would have been so sick.

[1:00:14] >> Oh, and this one stays closed.

[1:00:16] >> It's staff only down there.

[1:00:18] >> Locked from the inside.

[1:00:20] >> There's some dead people down there for

[1:00:22] sure.

[1:00:25] Maybe it's like uh like one of those

[1:00:26] they keep people hostage there chained

[1:00:29] up.

[1:00:30] >> We're going to wake up in there. We're

[1:00:31] going to go to bed and we're going to

[1:00:32] wake up in there.

[1:00:33] >> What if What if the food they serve is

[1:00:35] human meat?

[1:00:36] >> Yep.

[1:00:38] >> Warm meals.

[1:00:39] >> Yep.

[1:00:41] That's what I said at the other place. I

[1:00:42] was like, "Bill's in the other room

[1:00:43] eating human flesh."

[1:00:45] >> Some butt stew.

[1:00:48] Oh, careful now.

[1:00:54] Oh, who's this? Why are you in here?

[1:00:56] This is our majestic suite. I hope it's

[1:00:59] to your liking. The heat

[1:01:00] >> the [ __ ] is the eye on the wall?

[1:01:02] >> Comfortable temperature.

[1:01:03] >> Feel a chill tonight. The staff put in

[1:01:06] extra effort this evening to prepare for

[1:01:08] your arrival. So, I hope everything

[1:01:10] meets your expectation.

[1:01:12] >> Explain yourself.

[1:01:13] >> Oh, big bathroom.

[1:01:14] >> Oh, and if you need anything at all,

[1:01:16] press zero on the telephone. So, we ask

[1:01:19] Borders to reserve late night calls for

[1:01:22] emergencies only.

[1:01:24] >> Does look really nice.

[1:01:25] >> Sure. We'll call if we need anything.

[1:01:28] >> Well, then, my dears, I'll leave you two

[1:01:31] to it. Make yourselves at home.

[1:01:33] >> Thank you.

[1:01:35] >> Oh,

[1:01:35] >> ew.

[1:01:36] >> Hivirus.

[1:01:37] >> Get out of here.

[1:01:38] >> Oh, and let's behave ourselves tonight.

[1:01:41] All right.

[1:01:42] >> I'm going to [ __ ] my girlfriend louder

[1:01:44] than the [ __ ] horns and Gondor,

[1:01:46] [ __ ] for each of you. Folks at Old

[1:01:48] Scratch Temple like to make sure people

[1:01:51] keep themselves pure.

[1:01:53] >> Ew.

[1:01:54] >> I'm sure you understand.

[1:01:56] >> I do.

[1:01:57] >> Of course. What's all the rules?

[1:02:02] >> Oh, sorry. Do you mind if we get the

[1:02:04] room?

[1:02:05] >> Oh, sweetie.

[1:02:07] I'm afraid a house this old doesn't

[1:02:09] have.

[1:02:10] >> [ __ ] you.

[1:02:11] >> Just so you know, the door locks itself.

[1:02:14] But if we both get locked out, we'd need

[1:02:16] to come by with the skeleton key. We do

[1:02:19] charge $20 for the trip. Happens more

[1:02:22] than think.

[1:02:23] >> So figure in the charge.

[1:02:26] >> Extortion. Racism and extortion.

[1:02:29] >> The skeleton key then.

[1:02:30] >> My word. I can't give you the skeleton

[1:02:33] key. It unlocks every door in the house.

[1:02:35] >> Check out.

[1:02:36] >> I don't like this.

[1:02:37] >> Not that you two would go snooping, but

[1:02:39] you can never be too careful.

[1:02:41] >> Oh, I would so snoop. I mean, it's fine.

[1:02:44] Yeah, we're just crashing for a few

[1:02:46] hours.

[1:02:46] >> That reminds me, before you two turn in,

[1:02:50] would one of you be so kind to step

[1:02:52] downstairs and sign the guest book?

[1:02:54] Everyone has to. It's a tradition, you

[1:02:57] know. You kids don't seem like the kind

[1:02:59] who would break a fine old tradition.

[1:03:03] >> Oh,

[1:03:05] >> L to lock, L to unlock. Oh,

[1:03:09] >> we can look.

[1:03:09] >> I can hide under the bed. Wait, wait,

[1:03:11] wait. Look at this.

[1:03:14] >> Hide.

[1:03:14] >> Am I gone?

[1:03:16] >> Yeah. Where'd she go?

[1:03:17] >> From under the bed.

[1:03:19] >> I know. You're completely gone.

[1:03:21] >> Oh, but you can hear me, right?

[1:03:24] >> Yep. Oh,

[1:03:26] >> now you can. Are you under the bed?

[1:03:28] >> Yeah.

[1:03:29] >> Oh, yeah. I can see you.

[1:03:30] >> You're laying flat.

[1:03:32] >> Yeah.

[1:03:33] >> Oh, we're going to have to hide for

[1:03:35] sure.

[1:03:36] >> And be quiet. Oh, no. The biggest

[1:03:39] challenge.

[1:03:40] >> Okay, I'll go. Oh,

[1:03:41] >> we peek out the window, too.

[1:03:43] >> I had to go sign the book.

[1:03:45] >> Oh, it's a graveyard out back.

[1:03:48] >> Oh, [ __ ]

[1:03:51] >> I think I need a bath. I feel disgusting

[1:03:53] after.

[1:03:54] >> I need to sleep.

[1:03:55] >> Yeah.

[1:03:55] >> Where did I drop the flashlight?

[1:03:57] >> I'll go after you.

[1:03:58] >> It's over to the other side of the bed.

[1:04:01] >> Oh,

[1:04:01] >> I dropped it. What the Here.

[1:04:04] >> Look at the Wait, where is it?

[1:04:06] >> By the door.

[1:04:07] >> Look out the window. Crouch by the

[1:04:09] window.

[1:04:09] >> Oh, [ __ ]

[1:04:11] Right.

[1:04:12] >> In a church and a graveyard.

[1:04:14] >> I can't shoot past the the the

[1:04:17] roof.

[1:04:18] >> Hey, we going to [ __ ] die here.

[1:04:23] >> We going to [ __ ] [ __ ]

[1:04:25] >> You need a bath. Get your titties out.

[1:04:31] Get the titties out. Let the rubber

[1:04:33] ducky watch.

[1:04:34] >> Ran the hot water for a bath. ran a hot

[1:04:37] lucky

[1:04:38] >> body for a bath.

[1:04:40] >> Fell asleep, son. Sorry. Did you two get

[1:04:42] the car running? No dice on the car

[1:04:44] fixed tonight. Bill's wife set us up at

[1:04:45] the bed and breakfast. We just got here.

[1:04:48] >> I wanted to sit on the toilet, but it

[1:04:49] says I can't do it with him in there.

[1:04:52] Like, yeah, you can

[1:04:53] >> with me.

[1:04:55] >> Okay.

[1:04:56] >> Mark's getting things taken care of. We

[1:04:58] >> Are you pissing?

[1:05:01] >> WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? WHAT COLOR IS

[1:05:03] IT?

[1:05:04] >> OH, I am on the bathroom, though. Oh my

[1:05:06] god. Oh,

[1:05:09] >> YOU GOT YOUR TITTIES OUT.

[1:05:11] >> I WANT TO SEE.

[1:05:13] >> I can hear it.

[1:05:19] >> Done.

[1:05:20] >> Oh,

[1:05:22] >> I didn't flush though.

[1:05:30] >> I washed my hands.

[1:05:34] >> What? You're doing like a pose that I

[1:05:37] would do in real life.

[1:05:39] >> Wait, do it.

[1:05:45] >> Just like full arms out.

[1:05:48] >> Yeah, like you're praising the water.

[1:05:51] >> Hey, out.

[1:05:53] >> What?

[1:05:53] >> Oh my god, you're a couple.

[1:05:56] >> I'm pretty sure this breaks like half of

[1:05:59] her rules already.

[1:06:00] >> I [ __ ] break rules for you.

[1:06:02] >> My girl's sinfree.

[1:06:05] What?

[1:06:07] >> Can't say the same about me, THOUGH.

[1:06:09] >> OH, BAD BOY.

[1:06:15] >> All right, I'm leaving. Hey, if I'm

[1:06:17] dead, just remember what I look like

[1:06:20] naked.

[1:06:21] >> I will.

[1:06:22] >> Are you nude?

[1:06:24] >> I'm bathing.

[1:06:26] >> She was in there. It says,

[1:06:29] "What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do?"

[1:06:31] Oh, a light went on on the tower in the

[1:06:34] distance.

[1:06:35] >> Oh, outside.

[1:06:37] >> Yeah, like there's a church in the

[1:06:38] background.

[1:06:39] >> Oh, I see. Oh, it's a red light. WE'RE

[1:06:41] SO [ __ ] DEAD.

[1:06:44] >> I can text you.

[1:06:47] >> Boo. No towels in here. Can you call

[1:06:49] Miss Julia? Ask if says Oh, [ __ ] Miss

[1:06:53] Julia,

[1:06:58] >> am I naked right now?

[1:07:03] I can't. She needed towels. Oh, I have

[1:07:05] to call on the phone.

[1:07:08] >> Zero. Yeah.

[1:07:09] >> Hey, Julia. She [ __ ] naked and she

[1:07:11] ain't got no towels.

[1:07:17] >> Hi. Um, sorry to bother you, ma'am. My

[1:07:20] uh girlfriend's in the bathroom and

[1:07:22] there doesn't seem to be any towels in

[1:07:23] there. So,

[1:07:25] >> I see.

[1:07:27] Bobby must have forgotten again.

[1:07:30] That boy.

[1:07:31] >> I was wondering if someone could bring

[1:07:32] some up.

[1:07:33] >> Oh,

[1:07:35] the staff's called it a night, I'm

[1:07:37] afraid.

[1:07:38] >> They've had a long night already, my

[1:07:40] dear. I'd hate to wake them for anything

[1:07:43] short of an emergency.

[1:07:45] >> Right. I understand. But

[1:07:47] >> and a missing towel wouldn't qualify,

[1:07:50] I'm afraid.

[1:07:51] >> But what do I do?

[1:07:52] >> I'm insisting.

[1:07:54] >> I understand, but my girlfriend's

[1:07:56] already in the bath. If it's something

[1:07:58] you need right now, you'll have to help

[1:08:01] yourself.

[1:08:01] >> Uh-oh.

[1:08:02] >> All the laundry for the parsonage and

[1:08:04] church is kept in the basement of the

[1:08:06] temple just out back.

[1:08:08] >> The church.

[1:08:09] >> Why the [ __ ] WOULD YOU HAVE TOWELS

[1:08:10] THERE?

[1:08:11] >> IF you head out through the back door to

[1:08:12] the church and go down to the basement,

[1:08:15] you'll find clean towels folded on the

[1:08:17] rack. That's where all the laundry is

[1:08:19] done.

[1:08:20] >> Sorry, babe. You're uh you're just going

[1:08:22] to have to be wet tonight.

[1:08:23] >> If you'll excuse me, it's getting late.

[1:08:27] I mean, there is a little hand towel

[1:08:28] here. I'll just use that.

[1:08:31] >> Dad was always such a drag.

[1:08:36] >> She needed towels. Well, I don't have a

[1:08:38] [ __ ] death wish. She's not even IN

[1:08:40] THE [ __ ] BATH ANYMORE.

[1:08:42] >> WHO?

[1:08:42] >> OH, I'm standing in.

[1:08:44] >> Yeah.

[1:08:46] >> I got to go downstairs to grab towels.

[1:08:48] I'll be right back.

[1:08:49] >> Right now?

[1:08:50] >> Yep. Right.

[1:08:51] >> She said everyone's asleep. It's the

[1:08:53] only option. Just

[1:08:56] don't worry about it. I'll air dry.

[1:08:58] >> It's fine. I got it. Just give me 2

[1:08:59] minutes.

[1:09:01] >> Please be safe.

[1:09:04] >> Oh,

[1:09:06] wait here then.

[1:09:06] >> Also, when you came close to the door, I

[1:09:09] could see your arm and you're wearing

[1:09:11] clothes.

[1:09:12] >> Oh,

[1:09:15] >> okay. Well, I got to go. That means

[1:09:16] you're not going to hear me for a while

[1:09:18] and you're just going to be bored in

[1:09:19] there.

[1:09:20] >> Yeah, go on. Get

[1:09:21] >> Oh, you might see me out the window.

[1:09:22] Okay. See you later. Bye. I'll go get

[1:09:24] out now.

[1:09:25] >> Okay, I'll look out THE WINDOW.

[1:09:28] >> AH, IT'S SCARY OUT HERE. AH,

[1:09:33] >> I hear someone like creeping around the

[1:09:35] apartment.

[1:09:36] >> Oh, now I'm locked out.

[1:09:42] >> So, I said not to drive out today. All

[1:09:43] right, get some rest. We'll do. Okay.

[1:09:45] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I'm so [ __ ] dead.

[1:09:50] She could have air dried. Why did I

[1:09:52] decide to do this? This is stupid.

[1:09:56] Go back into the [ __ ] church.

[1:10:00] Thor's locked from inside.

[1:10:02] I'm inside.

[1:10:06] Go out this way. Oh god, this [ __ ]

[1:10:08] house is creepy.

[1:10:14] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

[1:10:22] Can you see me?

[1:10:27] Evelyn, can you hear me? Oh, my

[1:10:29] microphone doesn't work anymore cuz

[1:10:31] we're not in that. Oh, [ __ ]

[1:10:35] This is so stupid.

[1:10:40] Why the [ __ ] would I do this?

[1:10:45] Listen to the music, Marcus. LOOK AT THE

[1:10:47] LIGHT. IT'S RED. IT'S A CHURCH. THEY'RE

[1:10:50] RACIST. YOU'RE GOING TO [ __ ] DIE for

[1:10:53] towels.

[1:10:56] I guess people have died for less.

[1:11:02] Oh, my girlfriend's back there and she's

[1:11:04] naked.

[1:11:06] Could have been having so much fun. I

[1:11:08] should have brought the flashlight with

[1:11:09] me. [ __ ]

[1:11:13] Oh, I can't see anything. Oh, for the

[1:11:15] love of God. Oh, for the love of God.

[1:11:20] Oh, I literally can't see anything. This

[1:11:22] is stupid.

[1:11:24] Oh, this is stupid.

[1:11:27] I've always had a fear of basement since

[1:11:29] I WAS A KID. YOU'RE AFRAID OF BASEMENTS

[1:11:31] AND YOU'RE GOING INTO ONE TO GET TOWELS.

[1:11:36] For [ __ ] sake.

[1:11:44] Uh-oh.

[1:11:46] Uh-oh. Uh uh. Take the jackhammer.

[1:11:52] What? What? Who?

[1:11:55] Oh [ __ ]

[1:12:00] No. THAT'S HOW THEY ALWAYS GET YOU WITH

[1:12:02] THE TOWELS. THAT'S HOW THEY KILL YOU.

[1:12:10] OKAY. See more paranormal.

[1:12:16] What do I do? Jackhammer the door open.

[1:12:20] Okay, I can't go any further. Invisible

[1:12:22] wall. Do I have to flashlight the door

[1:12:24] open?

[1:12:26] The towels. The towels will open the

[1:12:28] door.

[1:12:32] I'm locked in the basement. What the

[1:12:33] [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Can you ask for

[1:12:36] help? No network. Oh, balls.

[1:12:40] Can you read this, bro?

[1:12:43] What's the cow?

[1:12:50] What? Oh, I can play Cookie Clicker.

[1:12:54] WOW.

[1:12:59] That's cool. I guess.

[1:13:07] Okay. Can I not auto click anymore?

[1:13:11] Does it autoclick? Oh, yeah, it does.

[1:13:16] Oh, hell yeah. Mr. Clicker times one.

[1:13:19] What is that one? I'm sorry, Tessa. Your

[1:13:21] towels are going to have to wait. I'm

[1:13:23] busy clicking cows.

[1:13:27] [ __ ] yes. Rules.

[1:13:29] Oh, why are clicker games so satisfying?

[1:13:35] Okay, I'm up to a thousand. I got to get

[1:13:36] all the auto clickers I can.

[1:13:40] Oh, that's so satisfying. Oh, that's so

[1:13:43] satisfying.

[1:13:50] Okay.

[1:13:52] Okay, that'll just keep clicking on its

[1:13:53] own. Okay, I need to figure out to get

[1:13:55] out.

[1:13:57] Oh, Tessa messaged me. I hear knocking.

[1:13:59] Creepy white guy at my door. We can

[1:14:00] manually text. Should I open the door?

[1:14:03] No.

[1:14:05] send you a manual text to the other

[1:14:07] survivor.

[1:14:27] Top of the morning to you ladies. My

[1:14:32] name is Jack Sept the Guy and welcome

[1:14:38] back to Happy Wheels.

[1:14:53] Oh, [ __ ] yeah. That rules.

[1:15:00] Wait.

[1:15:04] Uh, text Tessa.

[1:15:07] There's a cow clicker game on my phone.

[1:15:11] Might be not on hers.

[1:15:14] Is it on yours?

[1:15:17] Oh.

[1:15:22] What?

[1:15:25] Why wasn't that messaging?

[1:15:28] Okay,

[1:15:29] maybe she'll save me.

[1:15:32] She'll figure out a way to save me.

[1:15:34] That's actually kind of cool.

[1:15:39] Okay,

[1:15:41] check. All right, now I can go in here.

[1:15:45] Oh,

[1:15:47] [ __ ]

[1:15:58] [ __ ]

[1:16:00] Can I text her when I go back up here?

[1:16:04] Oh [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] dead.

[1:16:10] Yeah.

[1:16:34] Oh [ __ ]

[1:16:36] Well, she's getting killed by some

[1:16:39] [ __ ] white dude up there.

[1:16:43] Oh, this is stupid. And I'm going to run

[1:16:46] into like Lisa Trevor down here.

[1:16:54] Bro, when I was in LA, I was staying at

[1:16:57] an Airbnb that had a door that opened

[1:17:00] into like the side of the ground. So, it

[1:17:04] was like the ground and then the house

[1:17:06] built on it. And the creepy door looked

[1:17:08] exactly like this underneath it. And

[1:17:10] that was right next to where the bedroom

[1:17:11] was. And I went to see Obsession on my

[1:17:13] own one night when I came out. And then

[1:17:15] I came home and I was like, I can't

[1:17:16] sleep in this bed. I had to go sleep

[1:17:18] somewhere else because it was scaring

[1:17:20] the [ __ ] out of me. Hello.

[1:17:25] Oh, hell no.

[1:17:32] THIS IS STUPID. MARCUS, YOU'RE STUPID.

[1:17:41] OH, my [ __ ] air conditioner is making

[1:17:43] noise behind me and it's scaring me.

[1:17:47] Marcus was never seen from again. His

[1:17:49] body was found in the mines, but at

[1:17:52] least he had towels on him.

[1:17:55] Maybe I can kill someone with a towel.

[1:17:57] Wait, does this open up back up into the

[1:17:59] house?

[1:18:01] Maybe that's the secret door.

[1:18:08] What the?

[1:18:10] >> Anybody there?

[1:18:13] Oh, [ __ ] no.

[1:18:22] Oh, [ __ ] no.

[1:18:26] Yes. Consaw

[1:18:30] can cut concrete with that.

[1:18:34] Evelyn, do I still have no network?

[1:18:42] Oh.

[1:18:46] Oh,

[1:18:52] I'm back. YES.

[1:18:56] [ __ ]

[1:18:59] What

[1:18:59] >> the hell were you doing down there? I

[1:19:01] >> [ __ ]

[1:19:03] >> doing down there. Maybe fix your doors

[1:19:05] before blaming me. I was stuck getting

[1:19:07] the towels. Had to make my way out.

[1:19:10] Okay.

[1:19:13] >> Tessa. Tessa.

[1:19:15] Tessa. Evelyn.

[1:19:18] Who's knocking?

[1:19:24] Mcroom says not not to tell Tessa

[1:19:27] everything. What?

[1:19:29] She would want us to get out of here

[1:19:30] immediately. We should. Evelyn,

[1:19:34] >> WHAT DOES THAT SOUND?

[1:19:35] >> EVELYN.

[1:19:36] >> OH. OH MY GOD.

[1:19:38] >> I'M BACK. THE CREEPY GUY IS LEAVING.

[1:19:40] >> OH, GOOD.

[1:19:41] >> Let me in.

[1:19:48] Lucky. Man, I I went into a creepy

[1:19:51] basement and went really deep and there

[1:19:52] was a bunch of it there was a mine down

[1:19:54] there and then there was a bunch of

[1:19:56] coffins and then I came back up to the

[1:19:57] secret door that said staff only at the

[1:19:59] other side of the house.

[1:20:01] >> Oh, cool. I literally didn't do

[1:20:03] anything. I was just waiting.

[1:20:05] >> Anyway, you want your towels? Are you

[1:20:06] dry?

[1:20:08] >> I guess I'm dry now.

[1:20:09] >> What the [ __ ] Scary.

[1:20:13] Figured a bath might help take the edge

[1:20:15] off. Am I taking a bath now? Oh, we have

[1:20:18] two flashlights now.

[1:20:19] >> Oh, you're sitting in the cook chair. Do

[1:20:22] you want to see You want to see your

[1:20:23] wife get [ __ ] in front of you?

[1:20:28] >> Wait, you

[1:20:29] >> get too far.

[1:20:29] >> Were you just hiding under the bed?

[1:20:32] >> Um, for a little while. Yeah. And I was

[1:20:34] under the bed playing the cow game.

[1:20:36] >> Wait, what's my cows up to? 421.

[1:20:41] >> But I was

[1:20:42] >> 19.

[1:20:43] >> I was I was clicking away. I have so

[1:20:46] many upgrades. under thing.

[1:20:50] >> Yeah, every click for me now is like 50.

[1:20:53] >> Yeah. Why?

[1:20:55] >> You texted me.

[1:20:57] >> Oh, yeah. Um, the signal down there is

[1:20:59] terrible.

[1:21:00] >> Yeah,

[1:21:00] >> I thought the door was jammed for a

[1:21:02] second. It opened with a little bit of

[1:21:03] effort. I mean, you do see these biceps.

[1:21:07] >> So, where

[1:21:08] >> did you find towels?

[1:21:11] >> Yeah, let me put them in the bathroom.

[1:21:13] Also, on my way back up.

[1:21:15] >> Dressed, aren't I? On my way back up, he

[1:21:17] was like, "Oh, my instincts told me not

[1:21:20] to tell Tessa anything. She would have

[1:21:21] wanted to leave immediately." And I was

[1:21:23] like, "You [ __ ] suck."

[1:21:26] >> What?

[1:21:27] Yeah, you should leave.

[1:21:29] >> Oh,

[1:21:32] whoops.

[1:21:32] >> What?

[1:21:34] >> I'm washing my hands.

[1:21:35] >> Oh, yeah. The towel rack is this thing.

[1:21:41] >> But I I'm already closed, aren't I? Yep.

[1:21:49] >> Well, now I'm dry, I guess.

[1:21:51] >> Huh.

[1:21:53] I almost died for that.

[1:21:57] >> A guy came up and gone.

[1:21:59] >> Boo.

[1:22:00] >> Who came up?

[1:22:01] >> You my boo.

[1:22:02] >> One of the workers or something.

[1:22:05] >> And he just

[1:22:09] >> he just

[1:22:10] >> Oh my god.

[1:22:11] >> Did you open the

[1:22:12] >> the inside of the face?

[1:22:13] >> What? Oh, okay.

[1:22:14] >> Of course not.

[1:22:15] >> Go inside your face.

[1:22:17] >> It was [ __ ] weird. Boo. Miss Julia

[1:22:20] said that everyone was asleep.

[1:22:23] >> Oh, man.

[1:22:24] >> What?

[1:22:25] >> There was two guys.

[1:22:26] >> I forgot to sign the guest book she

[1:22:28] asked for.

[1:22:28] >> I did see you um

[1:22:30] >> run to the church.

[1:22:31] >> Oh, really?

[1:22:31] >> Right.

[1:22:32] >> Yeah.

[1:22:32] >> Yeah. The microphone stopped working.

[1:22:34] >> Okay. Okay. I'll go real quick

[1:22:36] >> cuz I did hear people walking around,

[1:22:38] but that might have been you.

[1:22:39] >> Oh, now you have to leave.

[1:22:41] >> You catching a cold again? I can go get

[1:22:44] it.

[1:22:44] >> No, I'm It's okay. I just need some

[1:22:47] water.

[1:22:47] >> I'll go. You just got out of the bath.

[1:22:50] >> Please, just go freshen up.

[1:22:54] >> I'm

[1:22:55] >> Are you sure?

[1:22:57] >> I got it.

[1:22:58] >> Do I need to find the Oh, God. Okay.

[1:23:00] Bye.

[1:23:04] >> Okay. See you later. Oh, the microphone

[1:23:06] stopped working again immediately.

[1:23:09] Okay, finally she's gone. And I could I

[1:23:13] ran the hot water for a bath. The

[1:23:15] [ __ ] water was there. It might have

[1:23:18] been a little cold. You could have

[1:23:19] emptied some and topped it up with hot

[1:23:21] water. Why are we doing it again?

[1:23:25] This is stupid. Oh, the door was wide

[1:23:28] open. I got to I got to wash my little

[1:23:31] balls.

[1:23:34] Lulu, I got some apples. Lulu, you got

[1:23:36] some, too. Lulu.

[1:23:39] The devil's out there. The devil's out

[1:23:42] there and he's watching us. The devil's

[1:23:45] watching me take a bath.

[1:23:47] Oh, they say God is everywhere as well.

[1:23:49] So, technically, he's watching me take a

[1:23:50] bath too.

[1:23:53] Perverts. Perverts. The lot of them.

[1:23:55] Takes a while to take a bath.

[1:23:59] I got to pee in real life again. And

[1:24:01] this sound isn't helping.

[1:24:03] You know what? I should invent some sort

[1:24:05] of streamer piss system where it's like

[1:24:07] a catheter or something you just like

[1:24:09] hook onto your junk, whatever type of

[1:24:12] junk you got, and it just suctions

[1:24:14] there. And then while you're sitting

[1:24:15] here in your plane, you can just piss

[1:24:16] all you want and it goes down a tube

[1:24:18] like out into your bathroom.

[1:24:21] Or you just pee in a bottle, I guess.

[1:24:24] I don't have a bottle around. I do have

[1:24:25] an empty glass. Imagine I imagine I did

[1:24:28] that. I'm just sitting here playing a

[1:24:30] game and I piss into a glass and you

[1:24:32] guys don't even realize.

[1:24:35] I would never do that.

[1:24:38] I bathed.

[1:24:41] And now it can dry because of the scary

[1:24:43] ass towels that I got that time.

[1:24:51] Damn, we're like drying in real time.

[1:24:59] Hello.

[1:25:02] Hell no.

[1:25:04] Hell no.

[1:25:11] Now what do I do? Do I just jerk it

[1:25:12] until my girlfriend comes back?

[1:25:19] Hello.

[1:25:23] Okay.

[1:25:26] Scary.

[1:25:29] I really got to pee.

[1:25:32] Should I hide and go pee?

[1:25:36] I'm going to hide and pee. Something

[1:25:38] happens. Whoops.

[1:25:56] What happened?

[1:26:01] >> Hello.

[1:26:07] >> Oh [ __ ]

[1:26:08] >> On this episode of Kitchen Frights, we

[1:26:10] fly over to Cincinnati, Ohio, where an

[1:26:12] old couple has begun to notice that

[1:26:15] people are starting to complain about

[1:26:16] the quality of food.

[1:26:18] >> Okay, this kitchen has broken. every

[1:26:20] health code in the book.

[1:26:21] >> I don't say anything wrong with it.

[1:26:24] >> Ryan rat in this sandwich.

[1:26:28] >> No, there isn't.

[1:26:30] >> Yes. Yes, there is. It's right here.

[1:26:32] Clear as day. Is

[1:26:33] >> he supposed to be Gordon Ramsey?

[1:26:34] >> Does not know what you are talking

[1:26:36] about.

[1:26:37] >> You're feeding people rats. THIS IS

[1:26:39] CRAZY, MAN. YOU'RE INSANE.

[1:26:41] >> Sometimes I just think people don't know

[1:26:44] a good thing when they see it. You know,

[1:26:46] they just like to complain and complain

[1:26:49] and complain. Ain't that right, honey?

[1:26:51] >> Yes.

[1:26:54] >> Okay. There is sewage coming from these

[1:26:56] sinks. Have you checked your plumbing

[1:26:58] yet?

[1:26:59] >> Yes, I did. I fixed it myself.

[1:27:01] >> This looks like [ __ ] You can't be

[1:27:04] washing dishes here.

[1:27:05] >> Wait, am I Am I supposed to be doing

[1:27:08] something else?

[1:27:13] Oh, never mind. I'm drying again.

[1:27:17] Is Evelyn doing something else? What's

[1:27:19] she up to?

[1:27:26] Oh, I was done bathing. Can I pull out

[1:27:30] to stop her then?

[1:27:32] Wait, maybe I can text her.

[1:27:37] Oh, I heard her in the other room. She's

[1:27:39] getting scared by something.

[1:27:42] I got a new keyboard. So, it's all it's

[1:27:45] smaller than my old one, so I can't type

[1:27:46] on it.

[1:27:50] What are my cows up to?

[1:27:58] Oh yes.

[1:28:00] Look at all those [ __ ] cows.

[1:28:03] 13 cows per second.

[1:28:06] [ __ ] yeah.

[1:28:12] H

[1:28:15] what's she up to? They scared [ __ ] out

[1:28:17] of me.

[1:28:19] Lauo

[1:28:22] old ladies

[1:28:25] be doing that.

[1:28:29] I'm playing cows.

[1:28:32] I can hear her phone

[1:28:36] when I text. I can hear downstairs.

[1:28:41] Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

[1:28:47] Oh [ __ ] I didn't realize it's both

[1:28:50] clicks. Mr. Clicker.

[1:28:52] Wait, 198. Oh, both. What is the Mr.

[1:28:56] Clicker times 38?

[1:28:59] Oh my god. I 50,000.

[1:29:04] >> Oh, hello.

[1:29:06] >> I'm back.

[1:29:07] >> Well done.

[1:29:08] >> She scared the [ __ ] out of me. Lock it.

[1:29:10] >> You were gone a while.

[1:29:12] >> I was reading the whole guest book.

[1:29:14] >> Oh, I was playing cows.

[1:29:17] >> She knew you went into the basement.

[1:29:19] Someone

[1:29:20] >> I have 60,000 cows.

[1:29:22] >> Whoa.

[1:29:24] >> Okay, that's all you have to say.

[1:29:26] >> Sorry, they're having a conversation.

[1:29:29] >> Yeah,

[1:29:29] >> I had a bath as well.

[1:29:30] >> What do you want me to say?

[1:29:31] >> Oh, nice.

[1:29:33] >> Just why?

[1:29:34] >> And I jerked it a couple of times. I

[1:29:35] >> stood there and covered for you. I don't

[1:29:37] even know what I'm covering for.

[1:29:40] You'll never find the sock.

[1:29:42] >> There was a tunnel. This one was

[1:29:45] connected to the church basement. I got

[1:29:47] locked in there.

[1:29:48] >> You got us towels. Why did I just use a

[1:29:49] towel?

[1:29:50] >> A tunnel?

[1:29:51] >> Cuz they get all crusty

[1:29:52] >> between the church and this

[1:29:54] >> the sock doesn't

[1:29:55] >> It wasn't my sock.

[1:29:56] >> Why?

[1:29:56] >> I don't know.

[1:29:57] >> Oh, okay then. It's fine.

[1:30:00] >> I'm playing cows.

[1:30:05] >> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. The basement door

[1:30:07] just locked behind me on the way up. I

[1:30:09] didn't even hear it.

[1:30:10] >> That's [ __ ] weird. And what's also

[1:30:13] weird is you didn't think to tell me any

[1:30:15] of this.

[1:30:17] >> Okay. I just didn't want to freak you

[1:30:20] out for no reason. All right.

[1:30:21] >> You You keep doing that.

[1:30:24] >> What?

[1:30:25] >> Your your head is in the bag.

[1:30:27] >> Making decisions for the two of us.

[1:30:29] >> Are you serious?

[1:30:30] >> Wait, let me show you.

[1:30:31] >> What did you want me to do, Tess? come

[1:30:34] back up here and tell you about a

[1:30:35] >> Your head's in the pillow.

[1:30:36] >> Lose it with no car. You've already been

[1:30:39] on the edge for no reason this whole

[1:30:41] time. Maybe stop reading into things and

[1:30:43] just let me handle it tonight.

[1:30:45] >> Damn.

[1:30:45] >> I mean, the door's locked. We can just

[1:30:48] should be okay. Okay.

[1:30:50] >> Unless you bring the skeleton tea, I

[1:30:52] guess.

[1:30:52] >> Sure.

[1:30:53] >> You handle it.

[1:30:56] >> Hey, come on now.

[1:30:58] >> Elijah

[1:31:00] cuz I don't like that man. Holy [ __ ]

[1:31:02] >> Elijah is a loser. Wait,

[1:31:04] >> you click it.

[1:31:04] >> What kind of grown man walks?

[1:31:08] >> This man bought super

[1:31:10] >> though. You did like a twirl. I don't

[1:31:12] know how you did it. You got to face

[1:31:14] away.

[1:31:14] >> And today I'm going to prove it.

[1:31:17] >> How do you face away and click it at the

[1:31:18] same time?

[1:31:18] >> I want to see Elijah's whack ass and my

[1:31:20] mama's

[1:31:22] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. Oh my

[1:31:23] god. Okay. Wait, let me try.

[1:31:24] >> Go to the very edge of your screen.

[1:31:26] >> Superheroes are in right now. No, you

[1:31:29] got to click the very corner of the

[1:31:31] television.

[1:31:32] >> Yeah, they sure are.

[1:31:34] >> Oh, I see. Anyway, let's not

[1:31:36] >> this out.

[1:31:38] >> Yeah, you're not doing it.

[1:31:40] >> Oh, too bad.

[1:31:45] >> Jerry Jerry Jerry,

[1:31:47] >> shut up. Shut up. SMD,

[1:31:50] whatever.

[1:31:52] EJ, thanks for being here today.

[1:31:54] >> Two kids at the

[1:31:56] >> explanation.

[1:31:57] >> Okay, what do we do? on that for not

[1:31:59] want

[1:32:00] >> um

[1:32:02] I don't know. We fought a bit.

[1:32:05] >> I'm getting more cows.

[1:32:08] >> I I think we can both go that we can

[1:32:10] lock and unlock this window.

[1:32:12] >> Yep.

[1:32:15] >> I wonder if we can um escape through it

[1:32:18] later.

[1:32:24] Well, no one's at the church or going to

[1:32:26] it at least.

[1:32:31] Maybe if we go to sleep.

[1:32:34] >> I'm clicking cows.

[1:32:38] >> I have 500 500 cows per second now.

[1:32:42] >> Damn.

[1:32:44] >> So now if I just leave it, I'll come

[1:32:46] back to a billion.

[1:32:50] >> Okay. All right. There you go.

[1:32:54] >> I love you. Good night.

[1:32:58] Oh no.

[1:33:00] >> You okay?

[1:33:02] >> Mhm.

[1:33:07] >> I guess who [ __ ] cares, right?

[1:33:15] >> A

[1:33:16] >> Oh no. Oh. Oh, the world's blurry.

[1:33:19] >> We're in the same dream.

[1:33:21] >> Forget water.

[1:33:24] >> Can you hear me?

[1:33:25] flashlight.

[1:33:31] >> Evelyn,

[1:33:36] >> I Why can I hear her? She can't hear me.

[1:33:42] She got to get water. What am I doing?

[1:33:47] I can hear her. That's creepy.

[1:33:52] Come as you are,

[1:33:56] as you were, AS I WANT YOU to be.

[1:34:02] Whoa, that is creepy.

[1:34:06] There was something in the [ __ ] bath

[1:34:08] water.

[1:34:09] It's drawing me towards the church.

[1:34:18] Oh, this is creepy. This is like back

[1:34:19] rooms.

[1:34:20] with levels.

[1:34:23] I hate levels in back rooms.

[1:34:31] What the [ __ ] was that?

[1:34:36] Evelyn,

[1:34:42] why do I hear knocking?

[1:34:45] What the [ __ ]

[1:34:48] What the [ __ ]

[1:34:51] WHO DID

[1:35:01] SHE WAKE UP SOMEWHERE ELSE?

[1:35:05] Respawning without alerting the other

[1:35:07] survivor. Oh [ __ ]

[1:35:10] he broke in the window.

[1:35:14] Okay, well I got to get up and I got to

[1:35:15] hide.

[1:35:19] And I got to be very quiet. Got to be so

[1:35:22] loud. Got to sh

[1:36:46] Huh?

[1:36:50] Never mind. As soon as I left the bed,

[1:36:53] he got me.

[1:36:56] Maybe Evelyn has to come do something.

[1:37:01] Babe, open the door. Oh, I need to tell

[1:37:04] you something.

[1:37:06] >> Oh, that's not him, is it?

[1:37:13] This is not a lighter.

[1:37:20] He's in the [ __ ] closet. He's in the

[1:37:21] closet.

[1:37:22] >> Jesus.

[1:37:23] >> We got to [ __ ] go. Go, go, go,

[1:37:24] >> go, go, go, go, GO.

[1:37:25] >> OH MY GOD. I WAS LIKE waiting for ages.

[1:37:28] Like I think Evelyn has to do something.

[1:37:29] Oh, he's coming. Go, go, go, go, GO.

[1:37:36] [ __ ] WHAT?

[1:37:39] Jesus Christ.

[1:37:44] Holy [ __ ]

[1:37:46] >> Okay, so the front door is not an

[1:37:47] option.

[1:37:48] >> Okay,

[1:37:50] >> we need

[1:37:51] >> Let's get out of here.

[1:37:53] >> What?

[1:37:53] >> Get out. Go. Go.

[1:37:54] >> Should we just go straight for the

[1:37:55] coffins?

[1:37:57] >> Yes. I'll try and close the door behind

[1:37:59] us.

[1:38:01] >> Okay.

[1:38:07] Nice.

[1:38:09] >> Oh, sorry.

[1:38:17] other one.

[1:38:20] >> What?

[1:38:21] >> It's cuz you talked.

[1:38:26] >> Damn, that one. Oh,

[1:38:28] >> cuz you said other one and then it

[1:38:30] detected you.

[1:38:41] They came this way.

[1:38:44] Who's poking around down here?

[1:39:30] Okay. Now we can go.

[1:39:34] Oh, for [ __ ] sake.

[1:39:35] >> Oh, he's coming.

[1:39:36] >> Well, the chase is on again.

[1:39:39] >> Go, go, go.

[1:39:41] >> Out the front door. Out the front door.

[1:39:43] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To the car. That That

[1:39:45] doesn't work.

[1:39:48] >> I don't know where.

[1:39:50] >> Do we just run into the woods?

[1:39:51] >> Oh, for [ __ ] sake.

[1:39:54] >> WHERE DO WE GO? SO, SHOULD we go out the

[1:39:57] front door again?

[1:39:59] I don't know what to do. Yeah. Follow