Horror Movies That ACTUALLY Scared Me 2

[00:00] You know, I think we can all agree a lot

[00:02] of horror movies just aren't that scary.

[00:04] But lying beneath all this mediocre, not

[00:08] scary stuff are gems. Horror movies that

[00:10] are so good, so captivating, so scary

[00:14] that you might just start

[00:15] >> pissing your pants.

[00:16] >> So that's what we'll be doing today.

[00:17] It's been about 42 years since I did the

[00:19] last one, but today I'll be going over

[00:21] some more horror movies that I actually

[00:23] find scary. Yes, me, I, Derek. Horror

[00:26] movies that I find scary. Had to make

[00:28] that clear. And in the end, I'll go over

[00:30] one of the scariest movies I've ever

[00:32] seen. All right, let's run it.

[00:39] First time I heard about this movie, one

[00:41] of my friends suggested we go watch it

[00:42] one night for fun. You know, spur the

[00:44] moment type of thing. Watch it in

[00:45] theaters for that real scary experience.

[00:48] Uh, he ended up ditching me and go with

[00:49] a girl instead. So, I watched it on

[00:51] streaming. But it was still pretty

[00:52] scary. I'm going just assume you ain't

[00:54] never seen it. So, if you ain't know, in

[00:55] the Black Phone, we follow this kid

[00:57] named Finny Blake. American kid from the

[00:59] suburbs in 1978. And while he may live

[01:02] in the suburbs and look like the average

[01:03] American around this time, let me tell

[01:05] you, this kid Finny, this kid is not

[01:07] living the American dream. First off, he

[01:09] gets bullied at school, which you know

[01:11] already sucks. Getting bullied, that

[01:13] sucks. But this is 70s bullying, too.

[01:15] Not 2000's getting called the hard R on

[01:17] the game. Nah, this is put your head in

[01:19] the freaking toilet bowl and beat you up

[01:21] for the dumbest reason type of bully. I

[01:22] don't like your glasses. Four eyes. Like

[01:25] what? What? Y'all was beating up people

[01:27] for being visually impaired. And then

[01:29] speaking of beat, Finn's father not the

[01:32] best either. Like I thought Hispanic

[01:34] moms were bad, but this man be raising a

[01:35] belt off any little thing. Like his

[01:37] temper could have been a horror movie on

[01:38] its own. Like Finny will be munching on

[01:40] his cereal, minding his business. You

[01:42] think you could slurp that any louder?

[01:43] Like damn, bro. You got some superhero

[01:45] or something? It's the ' 70s. Let him

[01:47] enjoy his crunch logs in peace. Mind

[01:49] you, this is all only like 12 minutes

[01:51] into the movie. And I already felt bad

[01:52] for the kid. Dad beats you. Born in the

[01:55] 70s, this dude's life is terrible. But

[01:57] to top it all off, just when you thought

[01:59] it couldn't get any worse for the kid,

[02:00] one day while he's walking home from

[02:02] school, Finny gets kidnapped. And this

[02:04] is where the horror really starts. Cuz

[02:06] the dude who kidnapped Finny is one of

[02:08] the strangest, one of the most just

[02:11] unsettling killers I've seen on screen.

[02:13] The Grabber, which um not the best name.

[02:16] I'm not going to lie to you. The

[02:17] Grabber. That that can mean a lot of

[02:19] things, bro. But in this case, it's cuz

[02:21] he be grabbing up kids from the street

[02:23] and murking them. That's right. And to

[02:25] me, this guy is by far the scariest part

[02:27] of the movie. Like for some horror

[02:29] movies, it's the atmosphere or the jump

[02:30] scares, but in the Black Phone, it's

[02:32] this guy. Cuz yeah, we've seen all types

[02:34] of killers in these movies before, but

[02:37] the feeling I got when this dude was on

[02:39] my screen was just

[02:41] cuz you know, he likes to do these weird

[02:43] psychological torture games to the kids

[02:45] he kidnaps. Like like first he'll start

[02:47] acting like he's a nice guy doing this

[02:49] weird Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka voice

[02:52] that he does.

[02:53] >> Hurt you? I'm not going to hurt you. Now

[02:55] why would I do you want some soda? Let

[02:58] me get you some soda.

[02:59] >> I'm not even joking. That's actually how

[03:00] he sounds to me. Then he'll do these

[03:02] things to test the kids like leave the

[03:04] basement door open. But if he catches

[03:06] you trying to sneak out of it, he'll

[03:08] beat you. Yeah. And according to him for

[03:10] being a naughty boy, whatever that be.

[03:13] And that's really his whole goal while

[03:14] you trapped in his basement. This dude

[03:16] is just itching for you to be naughty.

[03:18] But the scariest thing about this dude

[03:20] to me is he's a smart killer. I noticed

[03:22] this while I was watching. As the movie

[03:24] goes on and Finny gets more advice from

[03:25] the dude's victims through the black

[03:27] phone, the movie eventually shows us how

[03:29] many victims the grabber has. Five. And

[03:32] there's this one specific scene in the

[03:34] movie that shows all of them lined up.

[03:35] And that scene not only confirmed how

[03:37] smart this dude is to me, but it also

[03:39] added a whole new layer of fear. Cuz

[03:42] tell me why I'm looking at who he

[03:44] killed, right? And I noticed this dude

[03:47] started killing minorities. And I ain't

[03:49] saying it's okay when it was white kids.

[03:50] No, no, I'm not saying that. But you got

[03:52] to put it in perspective. This is the '

[03:54] 70s. You tell the cops back then a

[03:56] Mexican kid is missing, they just going

[03:57] to be like, "Well, he probably went

[04:00] home." They might as well be gone with

[04:01] the win in the 70s cuz the NBC ain't

[04:03] covering them. And I don't know about

[04:05] y'all, but to me that that's much scary.

[04:07] A lot scarier. That means this dude was

[04:09] smart enough to switch up his game plan

[04:11] to avoid getting caught. He was probably

[04:12] sitting in his room like, "All right,

[04:14] next mouth. I'll do white, white, black,

[04:16] white. Is that too much white?"

[04:18] >> That junk is scary, y'all. I'm telling

[04:20] y'all, if it wasn't for him getting

[04:21] greedy and going after Finny, which led

[04:23] to his demise, a lame one at that. Like,

[04:25] how you going to get pieced up by a

[04:27] pre-teen, bro? I'm telling you, this

[04:28] dude would have never gotten caught. He

[04:30] was playing meta,

[04:34] but I had the black phone first for a

[04:36] reason. It's not even close to the

[04:38] scariest horror movie I've watched. A

[04:39] movie that's a bit closer, though, is

[04:41] Orphan. Like Black Phone scares me cuz I

[04:43] imagine being a kid and running into

[04:45] that dude. But even as an adult, this

[04:47] one this one freaks me out. This movie

[04:49] is so good. I don't even want to hint at

[04:51] what it's about yet. I mean, obviously

[04:53] an orphan, but you know what I mean. So,

[04:55] in Orphan, we follow this married

[04:56] couple, Kate and John. And even though

[04:58] these two definitely got it better than

[04:59] Finny over there, I mean, look at their

[05:01] crib. Life ain't perfect and stuff ain't

[05:03] always sweet, especially in marriage.

[05:05] And trust me, I would know. I've had

[05:07] like three divorces on Sims. But in K

[05:09] and John's case, it's not divorce. is

[05:11] that they lost their baby. And this loss

[05:14] clearly flung Kate into a depression.

[05:16] She took up the bottle, started seeing a

[05:18] therapist. This was some sad stuff. And

[05:21] then John, not so much. I'm not going to

[05:24] say he wasn't sad, but I couldn't see

[05:25] it. All I saw him trying to do was get

[05:27] one in with Kate. But hey, I ain't

[05:28] judging. Some of the happiest dudes you

[05:30] be seeing be the saddest. So maybe

[05:31] that's how he copes. So to finally deal

[05:33] with the sadness, Kate and John decide

[05:35] they want to give that love they would

[05:37] have gave their daughter to another kid

[05:39] cuz they're just sweet like that. So,

[05:40] they go to the orphanage, which I never

[05:42] understood how these things work, like

[05:44] parent-wise. Do you just come in and

[05:46] pick the one that looks most like you?

[05:47] Like, oh, look at this one, honey. This

[05:48] one has your eyes sort of. Or can you

[05:51] just adopt any kid even if they're

[05:53] nothing like you? Because if that's the

[05:55] case, I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm

[05:57] going just line up all the kids and tell

[05:58] them to race. Max is the one coming home

[06:00] with me. You might take it out, buddy.

[06:02] And Kate and John must have been

[06:03] thinking the same thing I was, cuz out

[06:05] of all the kids they could have picked

[06:06] from the orphanage, they chose the most

[06:08] gifted one. a little girl by the name

[06:10] Esther. And you've seen the title. You

[06:12] don't got to play dumb. There is

[06:14] something wrong with this little girl.

[06:16] And before you say, no, it's not the

[06:18] fact that she dresses weird. Come on,

[06:19] y'all. She's just Russian. It's worse

[06:21] than that. Far worse. Which is crazy cuz

[06:23] at first when you're watching it, Esther

[06:25] looks like the best daughter in the

[06:26] world. She's polite. She's smart. She

[06:29] learns ASL to talk with her or not talk

[06:31] with her her new deaf sister. She's

[06:33] great. I mean, it's it's no Project

[06:34] Lebron, but this is still amazing stuff.

[06:37] almost too amazing cuz the longer these

[06:40] two live with this little girl, the more

[06:42] cracks they start to see in this little

[06:44] perfect daughter image. Like first thing

[06:46] we see is that she has a bit of a temper

[06:48] problem. This girl from school tried

[06:50] touching like the little ribbons around

[06:51] her neck and she JUST FLIPPED OUT.

[06:54] Like all right, maybe maybe that's a

[06:57] Russian thing, too. And then there's the

[06:58] scene where she walks in on Kate and

[07:00] John coping with their loss if you get

[07:02] what I'm saying. And instead of being

[07:04] traumatized like a normal kid, she just

[07:06] stares. What kind of? And that's not

[07:08] even the weirdest part about that one

[07:09] cuz after Kate saw that Esther saw them,

[07:11] you know, she feels the need to give

[07:13] Esther the the birds and the bees talk.

[07:15] So she pulls up on her Esther when two

[07:18] people love each other very much. You

[07:20] know, they they want to show they

[07:23] Yeah, I know. I know. They be She was

[07:25] not expecting that. And then the thing

[07:27] she did that just really took it over

[07:29] the top for me with this girl was that

[07:30] after Kay and John's son accidentally

[07:32] shot a pigeon while he was playing with

[07:33] a paintball gun and I'm saying

[07:34] accidentally very loosely here because

[07:36] the dude literally aimed his sights in

[07:38] and shot. Then he want to be talking

[07:39] about some I didn't mean to. I didn't

[07:41] mean to. Shut up. Esther pulls up on him

[07:43] and tells him he needs to take some

[07:45] accountability which is facts. That's

[07:47] facts. By putting the bird out its

[07:50] misery.

[07:52] Oh my goodness. That's cold. But you are

[07:54] 9 years old. What are you talking about?

[07:56] And the kid Daniel obviously couldn't do

[07:58] it. Telling me to kill a pigeon. What

[08:00] are you talking about? But guess what?

[08:02] Esther does it. No hesitation or

[08:04] nothing. Just bop. There is something

[08:06] wrong with this little girl. And Kay

[08:08] eventually realized something is up,

[08:10] too. So, she starts doing some digging.

[08:11] Calls the orphanage to find out what's

[08:13] wrong. And see, if I was the parent, I'm

[08:15] calling too, but I would have just said,

[08:17] "Forget figuring out what's wrong." I

[08:19] would have just called up,

[08:19] >> "Hello." Yeah. So, mine just killed a

[08:22] pigeon. Uh yeah, y'all do refunds or

[08:24] >> and Kate doing all this investigating

[08:26] actually made things worse. This is when

[08:28] things get scary. Cuz if you thought

[08:30] Esther's antics were bad before, you

[08:32] don't even know cuz remember I told

[08:34] y'all Esther is a smart girl. Very

[08:36] smart. So when she gets wind of Kate's

[08:38] plan to find out who or what she is from

[08:41] Sister Abigail, she decides to handle it

[08:43] in a very calm and tactful way.

[08:47] Nah, I'm just kidding. She kills her.

[08:49] Yeah, even with all them cracks from

[08:51] earlier, I did not think this 9-year-old

[08:53] was capable of murdering anyone, much

[08:55] less a nun. That's like double evil. And

[08:58] it doesn't even end there, cuz after

[08:59] that, she only continues to do evil

[09:01] stuff. She destroys the memorial cape

[09:03] made for the daughter they lost out of

[09:05] spite. She burns down the family

[09:06] treehouse to dispose of all the

[09:08] evidence. And this last thing she did

[09:10] had me genuinely scared. Y'all remember

[09:13] Kay and John's son, right, Daniel? But

[09:15] before Esther burned down the treehouse,

[09:17] Daniel saw her hide the evidence in the

[09:19] treehouse. But Esther saw that. So she

[09:22] pulls up in his sleep and tells him if

[09:23] he says what he saw to anyone, she going

[09:26] to pull up on him again and cut off

[09:31] his hairless balls. His balls. I don't

[09:35] care what no one says. Freddy, Jason,

[09:37] and Michael ain't never said something

[09:38] that scary to no one before. I was

[09:40] around this kid's age when I first seen

[09:42] this movie. So that threat felt like it

[09:43] was at me at me sitting there clutching

[09:45] my nuts in fear. There is something

[09:47] wrong with this girl. And the worst part

[09:49] is no one can prove anything cuz she's

[09:51] nine. The cops won't believe that. Tell

[09:54] them she murdered someone and burned

[09:55] down a treehouse, they just going to be

[09:56] like, why? Which is a good question. Why

[09:59] is she doing this? Is she possessed? Is

[10:02] she a demon? Is she a skinw walker? Why

[10:04] is this little girl so evil? Well, at

[10:06] the end of the movie, that's when it all

[10:08] makes sense. So, after this girl, Kate

[10:10] gets sedated for for pretty much pimp

[10:12] slapping Esther. At this point, let's

[10:14] not act like she don't deserve it,

[10:15] y'all. We know she deserved it. John

[10:17] goes home with Esther and Max and leaves

[10:18] Kate alone at the hospital. And while

[10:20] she's there, she gets a call from the

[10:22] previous orphanage Esther belonged to.

[10:24] Or should I say what she thought was the

[10:26] orphanage cuz she finds out Esther's

[10:28] last spot wasn't an orphanage. It was a

[10:31] psych ward. Yeah, this little girl is

[10:33] crazy. Which makes sense. You got to

[10:36] have at least a few screws loose to

[10:37] throw to cut off someone's ball. But

[10:38] that's not even the full explanation cuz

[10:40] this Russian dude tells Kate on top of

[10:42] being crazy, Esther has been keeping

[10:44] something else under wraps. Last chance

[10:46] to leave, y'all. Last chance. This

[10:48] little girl Esther is not a little girl

[10:50] at all. She's a grown woman.

[10:55] Mhm. Mhm. Crazy. Apparently, she looks

[10:58] like this cuz of some genetic dwarf

[11:00] thing. But my mind was blown when I

[11:03] first seen this. Like, this is some

[11:04] weird anime stuff. a middle-aged woman

[11:07] pretty much trapped in the body of a

[11:08] child. That must suck. You wouldn't even

[11:11] be able to do regular stuff. Like,

[11:13] imagine your friends trying to go to Six

[11:14] Flags and you can't get on anything but

[11:16] the kitty rides cuz you 35 in the body

[11:19] of a seven-year-old. That would be

[11:20] horrible. But that's how it is for

[11:22] Esther. But that still doesn't answer.

[11:24] Why would she go out her way to look

[11:26] even more childlike? Why is she trying

[11:28] to live with people? Well, the reason

[11:29] she did all this stuff, you know, get

[11:31] adopted, torment Kate, was for one

[11:33] reason, a twist again. The reason she

[11:36] did all this was because she wants John.

[11:41] I know she's really an adult, but this

[11:44] don't feel right. This whole thing from

[11:46] beginning to end was just Esther trying

[11:47] to get herself a man. And there's just

[11:50] just so many things wrong with this.

[11:52] Like, you really thought this was the

[11:53] way to do it? Dressing up as a child.

[11:56] That pigtailes and dress stuff might

[11:57] work in Japan or with billionaires, but

[11:59] not with a man who's trying to adopt

[12:01] you. Bro, come on. That's gross. And

[12:03] that's who it's the scariest for, at

[12:05] least in the end. Cuz remember, they

[12:07] went home without Kate. So when they get

[12:10] home, John has to deal with Esther, who

[12:12] he thinks is just a Russian kid he

[12:14] adopted, trying to re him. Ah, this junk

[12:17] is gross. She over here talking about

[12:19] some But you said you love me. Seeing

[12:22] someone get rejected is cringey enough,

[12:24] but seeing a father reject his daughter,

[12:27] that's something I thought only

[12:29] dudes in Arkansas had to deal with. I

[12:32] don't want to see this messed up part is

[12:33] that dude John doesn't even figure out

[12:35] that she's been fooling them that whole

[12:36] time. I mean, maybe he did cuz he saw

[12:39] her without her makeup when she stabbed

[12:40] him to death, but I doubt it. Kate

[12:42] rushes home after figuring out the news.

[12:44] I mean, obviously she's late. John's

[12:46] dead. But either way, Kate got to be the

[12:49] realest chick I seen in a horror movie

[12:50] cuz when she was approaching the crib to

[12:52] park up and run inside, she said that

[12:55] and straight up crashed her car into her

[12:57] crib. That's some cool stuff. Could you

[12:59] imagine nothing was happening inside

[13:01] though? That would have been a little

[13:02] embarrassing. And this one pretty much

[13:03] concludes with Kate getting back for Jon

[13:05] and killing Esther by kicking her after

[13:07] she tried to pull a Don't let me die,

[13:08] Mommy. And I know I just talked hella

[13:12] about this movie, but Orphan, it's still

[13:14] not close to being the scariest one. I'm

[13:16] sorry. I'm sorry. A movie that is though

[13:18] is Barbarian.

[13:22] This one was actually suggested by one

[13:23] of you guys a little while ago. And let

[13:25] me tell you something about this movie.

[13:27] This movie is not only scary, but it's

[13:30] weird. like movies I thought were weird

[13:32] for type of weird and that's actually

[13:34] what I was saving it for, but here it

[13:36] is. So, this movie is about a girl named

[13:38] Tess who's staying at an Airbnb in

[13:39] Detroit. I ain't say nothing. Except

[13:41] this Airbnb got some weird stuff going

[13:44] on in it. First of all, when this girl

[13:45] gets there, she finds out someone else

[13:47] was already staying there. A dude at

[13:49] that. And because of some event going on

[13:51] in the city, she has to stay with him.

[13:53] Oh, heck no. See, I'm a dude and I'm

[13:55] sleeping amongst the rats before I even

[13:57] think about sharing a crib with literal

[13:59] Pennywise. That's his actor, y'all. Look

[14:01] at him. But that was only the first

[14:02] thing. Cuz later at night, the weird

[14:04] stuff continues when Tess in the middle

[14:06] of the night hears a weird sound. And I

[14:08] mean weird.

[14:12] Sound like someone aggressively sucking

[14:14] a baby bottle. What the heck? But when

[14:15] she looks to see if it's the dude she's

[14:17] staying with, she sees he's asleep. The

[14:20] heck is going on? And it only gets

[14:22] stranger. The next day, Tess go outside

[14:24] and notices the neighborhood she stayed

[14:25] in is run down. Like bad. I ain't say

[14:28] nothing. After her job interview, people

[14:30] tell her she shouldn't even be on that

[14:31] side of town, that it's dangerous. And

[14:33] strangest of all, when Tess gets back to

[14:35] the crib and accidentally gets herself

[14:36] stuck in the basement, she finds a

[14:38] hidden room. And in that hidden room,

[14:42] there's another room. And I don't know

[14:43] what happened in here, but it must have

[14:45] been some messed up stuff cuz this room

[14:47] had a bucket, a stained mattress, a

[14:50] camera, and a bloody handprint.

[14:54] This is not good. Tess obviously panics

[14:56] and luckily at the same time her

[14:58] roommate comes back. Convenient, huh?

[15:00] And she starts telling him, "Look, we

[15:02] got to go. There's a bucket with boo

[15:03] boo, a camera, and a buddy hand in the

[15:04] basement. We got to go." And it's a

[15:06] horror movie, so you know, dumb stuff is

[15:07] like law. Tell me why this dude says I

[15:09] should go check it out myself to be

[15:11] safe. What you mean to be safe? If we

[15:13] just leave and call the cops, I think

[15:16] that's pretty safe. I don't know how

[15:17] Tess ain't think maybe this dude was

[15:18] behind it or something at this point.

[15:20] That's what I was thinking. There's a

[15:21] stranger in your crib. He shows up when

[15:23] you find the stuff and then he wants to

[15:25] go check it out himself. Come on, bro.

[15:28] But I realized quickly I might have been

[15:30] wrong cuz after this dude goes

[15:31] downstairs and doesn't respond. Tess

[15:33] goes down there, which again is like,

[15:35] "Hey, why would you go into the basement

[15:39] again? You knew this man for about 17

[15:41] hours and you want to play Captain SA

[15:43] clown?" That could have been my best

[15:44] friend and I still would have dipped

[15:45] like I warned you, buddy. But when Tess

[15:47] goes down there to see what's going on

[15:48] with the dude, she discovers that in

[15:51] that hidden room with the room, there's

[15:52] a hidden passageway. See, at this point,

[15:55] I was like, Tess, if you go in there,

[15:57] you either top five dumbest people in

[15:59] horror movies or I'm the most heartless

[16:00] dude on the planet, cuz why would you go

[16:02] in there? She goes down there, of

[16:04] course. And this when the true horror of

[16:06] this movie starts, cuz when Tess gets

[16:08] down them steps, she finds a few, I'll

[16:11] say, surprising things. First of all,

[16:13] she finds out this downstairs area isn't

[16:15] just a basement within a basement. It's

[16:17] a whole tunnel system. Then in that very

[16:20] same tunnel system, she finds some

[16:21] cages. Some very big cages. And then,

[16:24] most surprising of all, she finds her

[16:27] roommate, which is surprising cuz I

[16:29] thought you were in danger, buddy. What

[16:30] happened? At this point watching this,

[16:32] y'all should be thinking the same thing

[16:34] I was thinking when I first watched. Oh,

[16:36] yeah. Tess, you stupid. It's clearly him

[16:38] behind and he's trying to act all

[16:39] scared. This is all clearly him.

[16:42] [Applause]

[16:46] Oh my. Out of nowhere from the tunnels

[16:49] came this giant naked lady that just

[16:52] straight up merckked Keith. And I mean

[16:54] like really naked. Like I can't show

[16:56] y'all, but just know they was hanging

[16:57] tent. And this naked monster lady is by

[17:00] far the most disturbing part of this

[17:02] movie. Well, her and how she was made.

[17:04] Like we don't see it immediately, but

[17:05] after she captures Tess, the actual

[17:07] owner of the house comes through and

[17:08] discovers the same tunnels. And that's

[17:10] when we see how scary this lady is. Cuz

[17:12] first of all, her speech non-existent.

[17:14] Cave speak. And you may not find it

[17:16] scary, but I do. I don't want to be held

[17:18] hostage by someone who speaks like

[17:21] speaking in ugas and boggas. Are you mad

[17:23] or excited? I can't tell. Then we find

[17:25] out they call her the mother, which you

[17:27] may be thinking, "Oh, why is that a big

[17:29] deal?" Well, the reason they call her

[17:31] the mother is because she wants to be a

[17:32] mother so bad that she feeds the people

[17:36] she captures through baby bottles. Yeah,

[17:38] she's giving them milk. And I thought

[17:40] with her speech, she's running to the

[17:41] grocery store and asking where the dairy

[17:43] section is at. So, you can only assume

[17:45] Mhm. That's right. That's her milk. H,

[17:49] that's disgusting.

[17:52] But I'm drinking all of it. Look, it's

[17:53] either that or she starts getting

[17:54] aggressive. And if I'm in this, if she

[17:56] want a baby, she going to get a baby.

[17:57] The second she put that bottle through

[17:59] the cage, I'm going to be in there.

[18:02] Plus, it beats what happens if you don't

[18:04] drink it. If you don't drink it out the

[18:06] bottle, she takes you out the cage and

[18:08] makes you drink it straight from the

[18:10] source. Which I don't even got to

[18:12] explain why a giant naked cave lady

[18:14] giving you some mother's milk is both

[18:15] terrifying and disgusting. And I already

[18:17] know there's going to be some of y'all

[18:18] in the comments saying, "Hear me out."

[18:19] No, bro. I'm not hearing you out. But

[18:22] like I said, how she was made was even

[18:24] scarier cuz she may look like the

[18:25] monster of this movie. I mean I mean she

[18:28] is, but there's a bigger monster behind

[18:29] all this. This guy. And it's okay to be

[18:31] confused. Just looks like a middle-aged

[18:33] dude, right? But this guy is actually a

[18:36] serial killer. Yep. And when I say this

[18:38] dude is sick, I mean he's sick because

[18:41] not only was he murking exclusively

[18:42] women on some Doma stuff, but he would

[18:45] have babies with these women. And after

[18:47] he would have babies with these women,

[18:49] he would have babies with those babies.

[18:52] I know. Take it all in. Take it all in.

[18:54] And he did this over and over and over

[18:58] again until he made the mother, which

[19:00] explains the appearance, the strength,

[19:03] and the cave speak. Yeah, this movie is

[19:06] sick. And now for the scariest movie of

[19:09] the video. It's no other than

[19:15] I got a lot of stuff I want to say about

[19:16] this movie. First, Warner Bros. Hold.

[19:19] This is fair use. Now, before I even get

[19:21] to how I feel about it, you got to know

[19:23] this movie is special. It's about

[19:24] missing kids like the Black Phone and

[19:26] directed by the dude who made Barbarian.

[19:28] And it shows cuz this movie was probably

[19:30] the scariest experience I had in a movie

[19:32] theater ever. And I've seen a dude get

[19:34] jumped at the theaters before. If you

[19:36] ain't never seen it, this movie is about

[19:37] a small town where a classroom of kids

[19:39] go missing under mysterious

[19:41] circumstances. 17 kids all ran out their

[19:44] homes at 2:17 a.m. Yeah, 2:00 a.m., not

[19:46] three. And all of them never to be seen

[19:49] again except one. But the strange thing

[19:51] is when they ran out, they all did this

[19:53] triangular pose almost like a mix

[19:55] between tea posing and the Naruto run.

[19:57] And now the town and the parents are in

[19:59] an uproar trying to figure out how or

[20:01] why this happened. And that's all y'all

[20:03] really need to know cuz this first half

[20:05] is all it took for this movie to scare

[20:07] me. But I didn't know I was going to be

[20:08] that scared when I was coming in. I came

[20:10] in thinking, "Ah, scary." But then about

[20:12] 5 minutes into the movie when I seen

[20:14] that first kid run across the street

[20:16] with his arm stretched out, I want to go

[20:18] home. I can't explain it. It wasn't a

[20:20] disturbing or scary killer. It wasn't

[20:22] spammy jump scares. It was just vibes.

[20:25] That's the best way I can explain it.

[20:27] This movie had scary vibes. Like, bro,

[20:29] this jump was so scary. It made me

[20:31] realize I might be on the spectrum. No,

[20:33] I'm serious. Cuz every time I felt

[20:35] tensions rising or stuff became too much

[20:36] for me, I was immediately rushing to

[20:38] cover my ears. I'm serious. I spent

[20:40] about 80% of the movie like that. Pack

[20:43] the 2. I ain't care. That's just how

[20:45] real it was. I ain't care about what the

[20:46] people around me thought. I was just

[20:48] trying to make it through. And that's

[20:49] what I think it was with this movie.

[20:51] Like, yeah, of course it's also a mix of

[20:52] fear of the unknown, but I think the

[20:54] music of this movie or even lack thereof

[20:56] sometimes just built this tension. And

[20:59] it makes sense, too. We all know horror

[21:01] movies aren't scary without their music.

[21:02] Like, you're not going to be scared

[21:04] watching The Conjuring if it had

[21:05] freaking Spongebob music in the back.

[21:06] like,

[21:08] nah, it just wouldn't be the same. And

[21:10] weapons, weapons was really good at it.

[21:12] The music just made me feel like

[21:14] something was always about to happen.

[21:15] Like, there's this one scene early on in

[21:17] the movie where the teacher of the kids

[21:18] that went missing goes to visit the one

[21:20] kid that didn't go missing to, you know,

[21:21] figure out why he's the odd one out. But

[21:23] while she's posted up out there waiting

[21:25] to see something suspicious, she

[21:27] accidentally falls asleep. But that's

[21:29] not the scary part. The scary part is

[21:31] while she's asleep, the kid's house door

[21:34] opens. And when I tell y'all I've never

[21:36] been so scared to see a door in my life,

[21:39] I'm not trolling. Like that jug had my

[21:41] heart racing. And then when we saw some

[21:43] lady come out that same door wielding

[21:45] some scissors and walking around like a

[21:48] like a crackhead. Oh my goodness. I was

[21:50] in the theater ears covered. Wake up.

[21:52] Come on. Wake up. I was so scared my

[21:55] friend had to let me know to uncover my

[21:56] ears cuz I was yelling. And that was

[21:58] just the first half of the movie too.

[22:00] Even the reveal towards the end, spoiler

[22:01] warning, that it was actually the kid's

[22:03] witch aunt on behind it all had me a

[22:04] little spooked. And not even because I'm

[22:06] scared of what she can do. I mean, low

[22:08] key, but it's cuz look at her. Look at

[22:10] those teeth. If this was the first scene

[22:12] they showed in the movie, uh-uh, I would

[22:14] have walked out immediately. That's

[22:15] pretty much all the movies I wanted to

[22:16] go over today, y'all know what to do.

[22:18] Comment down below the movies y'all

[22:19] thought was the scariest. Or maybe y'all

[22:22] didn't find any of them scary, and I'm

[22:23] just I'm just a Either way,

[22:25] though, comment down below some movies

[22:26] you guys find scary. I might do a part

[22:28] three. Maybe I'll use some of yours. And

[22:30] moral of the story,

[22:34] [Music]

[22:36] >> run away, try to get away. So my current