Kids History Set: 'Colonize' Game?
30sThe controversial use of 'Colonize' in a kids' history set sparks outrage and curiosity.
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This comedic video features creators pitching absurd fake products to strangers, including a history board game, a kid cage, and a martial art focused on money. The interactions highlight the blunt reactions of participants and end with a cliffhanger tease.
Chapters
[00:01]
History Board Game Pitch
The creators pitch 'Colonize,' a history board game, and state they don't want to erase history. They ask JD to say 'Boom!' when a product is introduced.
[00:15]
Doomsday Product Reveal
Another product called 'Doomsday' is revealed with a 'Boom!' reaction. A question about age range suggests it might be aimed at 'seven and up.'
[00:27]
Bus Ride Game
A game called 'Bus Ride' is introduced; one person calls it 'kind of racist,' and the presenter admits it is 'a little racy.'
[00:40]
Rosa Parks Fun Fact
For the 'Parks' game, a fun fact is claimed: the presenter's grandpa knew Rosa Parks because he was her bus driver, which is met with disbelief.
[00:53]
Brutal Feedback
Asked for overall feedback, a stranger simply says 'No.' When prompted to 'Say hello,' the response is 'Hell no.'
[01:07]
Kid Cage Pitch
A cage is pitched that 'lets parents finally catch a break,' with one person noting it 'might be a little illegal'; another jokingly claims to use it at home.
[01:21]
More Pitches Continue
The team acknowledges there isn't anything positive, but continues pitching more products, including a $99 water dispenser add-on.
[02:10]
Jujitsu for Money
They introduce 'Jujitsu — the martial art that focuses on money,' claiming it teaches financial strength, physical strength, and money-related skills.
[02:40]
Cliffhanger Tease
The video ends with a tease: 'Metal detecting. Click here to see what we presented to them next.'
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💡 Key Takeaways
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History shouldn't be erased
Despite the absurd pitches, the creators emphasize that educational toys should preserve history, not erase it.
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Kid cage satire
The pitch critiques products that prioritize convenience over safety by proposing an absurd cage for children.
01:07
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Jujitsu for money
The parody conflates physical and financial strength to mock the self-improvement industry.
02:10Full Transcript
[00:01] want your feedback. Building sets that teach kids history. >> Colonize. >> So, we don't want to erase history. That's the worst thing you can do. JD, on this next one say, "Boom!"
[00:15] Uh Doomsday. >> Boom! and like >> So, like seven and up then?
[00:27] >> Oh. >> Oh, I thought you meant that. Okay. We another one here. >> Uh bus ride. >> That's kind of racist. >> It is a little racy, but
[00:40] Parks. >> Fun fact about this one, my grandpa actually knew Rosa Parks. Might sound a little crazy. Apparently, he was the bus driver.
[00:53] >> You're lying. >> Any feedback overall? What do we think >> No. >> Let's move on. We'll move on. Say hello >> Hell no. >> It's a joke, right?
[01:07] >> It's a new cage that lets parents finally catch a break. >> This might be a little illegal. >> I have my kid at home right now in one. right now. >> Don't tell us that.
[01:21] parent. >> There's not really anything positive >> I personally did not know how bad this was. I think we have a few more that was. I think we have a few more that let's see if we can convince you guys.
[01:36] them as long as you need. >> That kid's going to have problems. >> Um Except for the water dispenser, add for just $99. You have a 10-year-old, you wouldn't let
[01:48] Oh. >> You're good. >> Holy >> Dude, people are broke. We have a solution. Introducing Jujitsu. The martial art that focuses on money.
[02:10] physical strength as well. Financial strength, physical strength. Yeah, by joining our Jujitsu Dojo, you will learn these money related skills.
[02:27] friend make 20 bucks doing it once. Grip strength. >> Yeah, no. >> I heard the yeah, I got excited but
[02:40] okay. Metal detecting. Click here to see what we presented to them next.
