Blizzard's April Fools' Joke Hits Too Close to Home
46sThe hosts' genuine emotional reaction to a joke about housing costs resonates with anyone stressed by real-life finances.
▶ Play ClipIn this episode of the World of Warcraft podcast, hosts Taliesin and Evitel discuss the latest patch content for Midnight, including the March on Quel'Danas campaign, the Void Spire raid, and the controversial cinematic featuring Sylvanas's return. They also read and react to Blizzard's April Fools' Day patch notes, share their gearing progress, and field super chats from viewers.
The hosts read Blizzard's 2026 April Fools' patch notes, which parody role-playing content, housing, and class balance. They find humor in the 'Mythic Plus Plus Plus' dungeon mode and the 'Hardcore Housing' concept, but note the existential dread of the mortgage jokes.
Taliesin describes the campaign scenario where players assault the bridge to Quel'Danas alongside NPCs like Lor'themar, Liadrin, and Arator. He praises the immersive atmosphere and the inclusion of various elven factions, but criticizes Arator's weak comebacks against Xal'atath.
Both hosts express frustration that story mode for the raid is delayed by a week, forcing players who want to see the story to pug the raid on normal. They argue that story mode should be available immediately to allow players to experience the narrative without spoilers.
The cinematic reveals Sylvanas returning from the Maw to save her sisters, Alleria and Vereesa, from Xal'atath. Taliesin finds the moment campy and over-the-top, while Evitel appreciates the emotional reunion between the Windrunner sisters.
Taliesin theorizes that Blizzard is retconning the Shadowlands to be a Titan construct rather than the true realm of death, restoring the original lore from Chronicle. He sees this as a 'reverse retcon' that cleans up the messy Shadowlands expansion lore.
Evitel proposes that the void does not fear death itself, but specifically Sylvanas, because in every possible future the void sees, the only one where they lose involves Sylvanas. This makes her an omen of their defeat, not a chosen one.
Taliesin clarifies that Sylvanas is serving penance in the Maw, not seeking redemption. He emphasizes that penance is punishment, not forgiveness, and that Sylvanas does not need to be redeemed to be an interesting character.
The hosts are overall positive about Midnight's opening patch, praising the storytelling and gradual raid rollout, but they remain divided on the Sylvanas cinematic and its implications for the future of the lore.
"The title accurately promises spoilers for the March on Quel'Danas cinematic, and the podcast delivers exactly that."
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What is the name of the raid in the Midnight patch?
Void Spire (part of the March on Quel'Thalas raid).
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According to Taliesin, what is the difference between penance and redemption?
Penance is punishment and serving time, while redemption means making up for the wrong and setting it right.
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What is Evitel's theory about why the void fears Sylvanas?
The void sees all possible futures, and the only future where they lose is one where Sylvanas is present. She is an omen of their defeat, not a chosen one.
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What does Taliesin believe the Shadowlands actually is?
A Titan construct, not the true realm of death, similar to the Emerald Dream being a reflection of Azeroth.
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Which NPC does Taliesin criticize for having weak comebacks against Xal'atath?
Arator.
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What is the name of the April Fools' dungeon mode mentioned in the patch notes?
Mythic Plus Plus Plus.
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Why do the hosts want story mode for the raid to be available immediately?
So players can experience the story without having to pug the raid on normal difficulty and risk spoilers.
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What does Sylvanas say when she returns in the cinematic?
She says, 'I have come back.'
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Which character does Taliesin say is 'the Windrunner I want to see in this cinematic'?
Vereesa Windrunner.
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What is the name of the island that is speculated to be the next patch zone?
Isle of Utech (Isle of Fangs).
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April Fools' Patch Notes Reaction
The hosts' humorous and critical reading of Blizzard's parody patch notes provides insight into community sentiments about role-playing and housing.
14:38Story Mode Delay Critique
A clear argument for why story mode should be available at raid launch, highlighting a common frustration among story-focused players.
56:00Shadowlands Retcon Theory
Taliesin's theory that Blizzard is retconning Shadowlands to be a Titan construct is a well-argued lore analysis that could reshape understanding of the cosmology.
81:10Void Fears Sylvanas Theory
Evitel's unique theory that the void fears Sylvanas specifically, not death, offers a fresh perspective on a long-standing lore mystery.
90:57Penance vs. Redemption Clarification
A precise distinction between penance and redemption that reframes Sylvanas's character arc and addresses common misconceptions.
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[01:02] >> Hello internet. My name is Taliesin. And
[01:03] I'm Evitel. And welcome to a world
[01:05] podcast episode number 66. 66
[01:09] and we are on route to another fantastic
[01:13] podcast, ladies and gentlemen. We're on
[01:15] route to 69.
[01:17] Oh well, I mean now you mention it.
[01:19] I haven't got a birthday for like
[01:21] another 9 months or something. What are
[01:22] you What are you talking about? Welcome
[01:24] everyone. Hi, how are we doing? Oh,
[01:26] we've got We've got stream session going
[01:29] on here. Hi, how are we all? How are
[01:32] things? Welcome to the chat people who
[01:34] are in chat. I can't see the chat.
[01:35] What's going on? Why can't I see the
[01:37] chat? Oh, there it is. Okay, excellent.
[01:39] Um
[01:39] >> are here on a Wednesday, bit out of
[01:42] character for us. Uh Unexpected, isn't
[01:45] it? If you don't follow us on socials,
[01:46] you'd never have known. You don't have
[01:48] alerts on for We were 3 minutes late,
[01:51] but technically we were almost 24 hours
[01:54] early. We were 23 hours and 57 minutes
[01:58] early is what we were doing. That was a
[02:00] Good joke. I really like that. Thank
[02:01] you. That was nice. Welcome. Oh, I It's
[02:03] going to be a good show, I can tell you.
[02:05] And I know it's going to be a good show
[02:06] because we've got some amazing things to
[02:09] talk about.
[02:10] >> god. There is going to be
[02:11] >> Yes, we are. Well, pretty much for most
[02:13] of this episode, although not right now,
[02:15] there is going to I like I'm just going
[02:16] to be wearing this on my shoulder. Oh,
[02:19] he's dead.
[02:21] He can't be dead.
[02:22] >> There's another one behind you. Don't
[02:24] Don't worry, Evitel, cuz even though
[02:25] he's dead, I've got a feeling he might
[02:27] come back.
[02:29] I I think he might come back. Oh,
[02:31] because we're going to be talking raid
[02:33] spoilers, cinematic spoilers from the uh
[02:37] the March of the Kaldorei cinematic
[02:39] and I'm I'm currently writing a
[02:41] cinematic analysis of it. I I'm toying
[02:45] with calling the cinematic analysis the
[02:47] dumbest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life.
[02:49] >> [laughter]
[02:50] >> Uh but I don't know. I'm looking forward
[02:52] cuz I'm I'm thinking about this way too
[02:53] much. I'm looking forward to hearing
[02:54] people talk about it in chat. I'm
[02:55] looking forward to hearing Evitel's uh
[02:57] opinions on it as well.
[02:59] I mean, I think that sums it up pretty
[03:01] splendidly. Yeah. Uh but not just that,
[03:03] of course, because it's April Fools' DAY
[03:05] AS WELL. DO you know how I know it's
[03:06] April Fools' Day? Do you know how I know
[03:08] it's April Fools' Day? How do you know?
[03:10] Cuz I opened my [ __ ] vault. And I
[03:12] looked inside that and I was like, "Now
[03:14] I remember." That's the only good April
[03:16] Fools' joke I've heard today. That's
[03:19] literally the only It just Every year I
[03:21] don't know Is it because I'm old? Like
[03:23] every year it just gets worse and worse.
[03:25] There was a sweet spot where I would
[03:27] kind of like willingly fall for things
[03:29] and it felt good, but now I'm just like
[03:32] >> [laughter]
[03:33] >> All right. I You know, I'm just shaking
[03:35] my head and everything. Oh, I'm sorry.
[03:36] Look, I I remember seeing that
[03:39] a couple of days ago or something. I saw
[03:41] Mr. GM tweet that, you know, his his
[03:45] planned April Fools' joke was evil. Oh,
[03:49] wow.
[03:49] >> Yeah. Uh so I want I I I haven't noticed
[03:52] it. I haven't seen it online, so
[03:54] hopefully it was. Of course, April
[03:55] Fools' Day is over now. All your jokes
[03:57] have to be done before midday and we are
[03:58] well after midday. It's here. Americans
[04:00] are just waking up. Oh, yeah, I guess
[04:02] so.
[04:03] >> of foolishness ahead of them.
[04:05] Do you think people thought we were
[04:07] joking about doing our podcast today
[04:08] early? It's incredibly possible.
[04:11] >> we're doing our podcast daily
[04:12] nothing to do with World of Warcraft,
[04:14] nothing to do with the podcast, I'm
[04:15] afraid. It's not because it's like, "Oh,
[04:16] they want to talk about the cinematic or
[04:18] anything like that." No. No. Um it's
[04:20] because I'm going to see the Super Mario
[04:21] movie with my son tomorrow.
[04:24] Uh at normal podcast time. He's going
[04:26] for a friend's birthday. The friend's
[04:27] dad invited me to come along and
[04:29] basically help him look after the kids.
[04:31] And I was like, "Yes, please."
[04:33] >> Imagine going to see the new Super Mario
[04:35] movie with your buddies. Yeah. Like, you
[04:37] know,
[04:38] >> god, you're 6 years old. Super Mario
[04:40] Galaxy movie has just come out. It's
[04:42] school holidays. It's your friend's
[04:44] birthday. You're going to go You're
[04:46] going to go with your dad who you love
[04:48] and all of your buds and you're going to
[04:50] go watch some Mario Oh, yeah.
[04:54] going to eat some snacks. I hadn't
[04:55] thought of it that way. This is going to
[04:57] be like one of the best moments of his
[04:58] entire little life so far, isn't it?
[05:00] He's He's going to be so He's going to
[05:01] be so excited. I hope he realizes how
[05:03] how lucky he is and how life will never
[05:05] be as good. I know.
[05:07] >> [laughter]
[05:07] >> Even when he can go to the pub, it won't
[05:09] be quite as good.
[05:10] >> Yeah. So for us it's just a Oh, we can't
[05:12] do the podcast kind of thing, but for
[05:14] him it's going to be a special day. It's
[05:15] going to be a special day for Penny,
[05:16] too, because I'm while that's happening,
[05:19] I'm going to take her climbing. We're
[05:21] going to go to Crazy Climb.
[05:22] >> Oh, are you? Yeah, cuz it's right there.
[05:23] Are you going to Are you going to climb
[05:24] as well?
[05:25] >> No, I'm going to watch her climb. No,
[05:26] you should. I I took Annie to Crazy
[05:27] Climb and I didn't climb and I regret
[05:29] it. I really really regret it. I like I
[05:31] wish I had climbed as well. So I'm just
[05:33] I would bear that in mind if I was you
[05:35] cuz it's really fun looking. It's really
[05:37] cool. Anyway, this isn't irrelevant at
[05:39] all. Guys, if you don't want us to talk
[05:42] about the cinematic and I've done it
[05:44] all, by the way. I I I came on this
[05:46] morning, all right? I I came on. I saw
[05:48] the cinematic last night
[05:50] on my phone as I was putting my boy to
[05:52] bed as usual. But and and then I woke up
[05:57] this morning and I opened my vault and
[06:00] you know, almost threw my
[06:01] almost threw my PC out the window, if
[06:02] I'm being completely honest. And then I
[06:04] I did the intro scenario, which we'll
[06:06] talk about as well, this week's kind of
[06:08] campaign quest. And then I pugged it
[06:11] normal.
[06:13] And at the moment with the amount that
[06:15] everyone is very geared because because,
[06:18] you know, like there's just a lot of
[06:19] gear around at the moment because of
[06:20] Mythic Plus and stuff like that.
[06:22] I feel like normal is is pretty much
[06:24] story mode right now. You can go in. It
[06:26] might take It's cuz two pulls on each
[06:27] boss.
[06:29] And we and we absolutely nailed it. Um
[06:31] so so I could see the cinematic in
[06:33] context and I could see like all the
[06:34] dialogue and the quests and stuff like
[06:36] that in context. And the new skybox as
[06:39] well.
[06:41] Spoilers. Spoilers, spoilers. But if you
[06:43] don't want us to talk about any of that,
[06:45] then well, you can't stop us, but
[06:47] frankly, but you can get us to talk
[06:47] about other stuff as well with a little
[06:49] bit of money. Just send us a little bit
[06:51] of your hard earned way and we'll talk
[06:54] about whatever you want. How? How? Not
[06:56] just in any way. In one specific way.
[06:58] You put it in an envelope just like
[06:59] Blizzard do and send it to us just like
[07:02] Blizzard do with, you know, what you
[07:04] want us to talk about just like Blizzard
[07:05] do. Your favorite clone of perfume on
[07:07] there like Ian does and then just uh
[07:10] yeah.
[07:12] Uh people in chat pointing out that
[07:15] Annie, our son, is three expansions old
[07:17] right now. Well, actually, he was born
[07:19] in BFA.
[07:20] He was born in BFA. So Shadowlands,
[07:23] Dragonflight, War Within. This is his
[07:25] fifth expansion. He was
[07:30] >> [ __ ] weekly reset intro scenarios
[07:34] uh like intro skits with me holding him
[07:36] on camera and it's BFA.
[07:39] Right, of course, cuz it was the Xy'era.
[07:41] Yeah. Of course.
[07:42] >> Yeah, the really famous story about how
[07:44] we were raiding and you had to go into
[07:46] labor and it was like a BFA raid. I
[07:48] always associate This is terrible. I
[07:51] always kind of associate him with
[07:52] Shadowlands because I was pregnant like
[07:56] heavily pregnant with him on stage for
[07:59] BlizzCon when they were talking about
[08:00] it.
[08:01] >> Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, when the
[08:01] Shadowlands was revealed, I guess. Yeah.
[08:04] I was it was
[08:05] Don't worry.
[08:06] Okay. It was like a really
[08:10] Uh it's towards the end of of BFA, I
[08:12] guess.
[08:13] Uh yeah, it was like a point three. But
[08:15] anyway,
[08:17] we killed the dragon. He was born. This
[08:19] is now his fifth expansion.
[08:21] Which is wild, really, when you think
[08:23] about it. Absolutely crazy. Almost as
[08:25] many expansions as he is years old. And
[08:28] granted, like he's he's only a little
[08:30] bit into midnight and he came at the end
[08:32] of BFA. So like if we're doing full
[08:34] expansions,
[08:38] >> [laughter]
[08:39] [clears throat]
[08:41] >> So that must mean That must mean that
[08:45] um that
[08:46] Penny was born at the end of
[08:46] Shadowlands surely.
[08:49] I would Maybe I I might have to look
[08:51] that one up. Yeah, yeah. The time works
[08:53] differently during Shadowlands. Yeah,
[08:55] who knows? Anyway, how do they make us
[08:57] talk about something that isn't this
[08:58] baby [ __ ] You can uh throw us a super
[09:01] chat on YouTube uh if you're watching
[09:04] over there. Yeah, drop us a super chat.
[09:07] Uh let us know what you're thinking. Let
[09:09] us know what you'd like us to talk
[09:10] about.
[09:11] Uh you know, let us just just give us
[09:13] your thoughts. We are reading super
[09:15] chats. Also on YouTube,
[09:18] big news coming up this month. We are
[09:21] going to mostly for your benefit, uh
[09:24] live listeners, we're going to turn on
[09:25] memberships. How exciting. I don't
[09:28] understand what you're saying.
[09:30] >> You don't have to understand because I
[09:31] cuz I do it. So basically, we are going
[09:34] to
[09:35] uh we're going to turn on memberships on
[09:36] YouTube, but like specifically so that
[09:39] you guys can have badges in chat. Is
[09:42] that Is that it?
[09:42] >> Like literally
[09:44] literally just like you guys are
[09:45] >> mean, that's cool. I like badges.
[09:46] They're fine. You guys get badges in
[09:48] chat. Like we'll come up with other fun
[09:49] things. Like particularly cuz we want to
[09:51] do We want to do you folks, like the
[09:53] live listeners and then everyone else
[09:55] cuz we love everyone else, too.
[09:57] Uh we want to give you guys a little
[09:59] something special cuz we appreciate you.
[10:01] And we are like I know that there's a
[10:03] there's like a live listening audience.
[10:04] There are people who just watch the main
[10:07] videos. There are people who, because
[10:09] I've looked at the analytics, watch
[10:11] Oh, no, no, there are people who watch
[10:13] our main videos and then unsubscribe
[10:15] when we do a live podcast.
[10:17] So, there you know, there there there
[10:20] are lots of folks out here and we want
[10:21] to we want to basically give you guys a
[10:23] little something fun. Okay. That people
[10:25] unsubscribe every video you put out.
[10:27] And like any video we put out, people
[10:29] unsubscribe. That's like That's how it
[10:30] works.
[10:31] >> but sometimes there are more subscribers
[10:33] than un- Oh.
[10:34] >> subscribers.
[10:35] >> Right. Um and sometimes Hopefully
[10:38] hopefully always. Well, that's the idea.
[10:40] Well, with podcasts it's a slightly
[10:42] different story.
[10:43] >> Yeah. Uh but yeah, so we're going to be
[10:46] uh we'll be doing that. But that will
[10:48] come later this month. Uh in the
[10:50] meantime, if you want to just drop us a
[10:52] super chat to discuss, chit-chat, talk,
[10:55] question,
[10:57] uh let us know. Yeah.
[10:59] >> That's That's what we are here for.
[11:01] >> you just keep talking. I am. I'm Yeah.
[11:03] Uh yeah, so uh today yeah, uh if you
[11:08] would like to avoid spoilers,
[11:12] um then probably that's not
[11:15] >> keep talking. Come on, you're
[11:16] professional. Go go go.
[11:17] >> I am talking. I am talking.
[11:20] Uh badges and custom emojis, yeah,
[11:22] exactly. Basically, we want to replicate
[11:24] all the good stuff that happens on
[11:25] Twitch and give it to you here. Okay.
[11:27] >> Um but yeah, so uh that is the plan.
[11:32] Uh I so
[11:33] regarding the cinematic, I have not yet
[11:34] done the raid.
[11:36] I did manage to do Void Spire yesterday.
[11:38] >> Uh-huh. Uh with a guild, which is great.
[11:42] Which is fantastic.
[11:43] Did you You weren't in a very good mood
[11:45] when you did it. I came up and you were
[11:46] in a right state.
[11:47] >> I was because because I was so excited
[11:49] to finally do it and then I'm like,
[11:50] "Dude, I am so geared. I'm like 255.
[11:55] I'm like I'm on top of this. Like I've
[11:57] got a couple of hero pieces. I'm
[11:59] absolutely rolling." And um
[12:02] and then I was like second to last DPS
[12:04] the whole time.
[12:05] >> Yeah. You don't read guides, do you? I
[12:07] do Listen, listen, I I love you. You are
[12:10] the love of my life. You're my favorite
[12:11] person on earth.
[12:12] But I've never met anyone so bad at
[12:14] taking advice. You refuse to. And like
[12:16] you take it you you refuse to take
[12:18] advice in any situation.
[12:19] >> advice.
[12:20] >> you could you could be like
[12:23] you could be like um
[12:25] in a in a plane cockpit and like the
[12:28] pilot has a heart attack and dies and
[12:30] you're like, "Shit, I've got to land the
[12:31] plane." And they're like, "Okay, we've
[12:33] got a pilot on the line for you. He's
[12:35] going to explain how to land the plane."
[12:36] You'll be like, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT the
[12:37] [ __ ] to do. Shut the [ __ ] up." You'd be
[12:39] like you don't you you wouldn't actually
[12:41] say shut the [ __ ] up. What you do is you
[12:42] go very stoic and you'd be like, "Mhm.
[12:45] Mhm. Mhm." And like the the guy the
[12:47] pilot on on the phone would be like,
[12:50] "This is how to land the plane. These
[12:51] are the buttons to press." And you'd be
[12:52] like, "Mhm. Mhm." But you wouldn't be
[12:54] listening and you wouldn't do it. Cuz
[12:56] you would refuse. You'd be like And
[12:57] look, I I think that's something I love
[12:58] about you because 99% of the time it
[13:01] works out cuz you're very capable and
[13:02] very lovely.
[13:03] >> I am very capable.
[13:04] >> I'm very clever. But 1% of the time
[13:06] sometimes it doesn't.
[13:07] >> [clears throat]
[13:08] >> Yeah. You know? And and I I feel like
[13:11] perhaps
[13:12] reading a guide, because there are lots
[13:14] even though the class is very simple
[13:16] >> the time.
[13:17] >> Okay, well, okay.
[13:18] >> play I'm a hunter. I can't play without
[13:20] a guide.
[13:21] I watched
[13:22] You know what it is? It's literally my
[13:23] PC. It's like my cool
[13:25] >> sounds are like Oh, we blaming the
[13:26] tools? Is that what we're doing? Is that
[13:28] how we're going to run this?
[13:29] >> This is why I don't want to play World
[13:31] of Warcraft anymore.
[13:32] >> matter it doesn't matter how many times
[13:33] I tell you to put your mouth closer to
[13:34] the microphone so people don't complain
[13:36] about the the like
[13:38] >> then I won't look at you at all.
[13:39] >> just doesn't matter.
[13:40] You won't do it because that's just the
[13:42] way we are.
[13:43] >> Yeah, so it's
[14:38] yeah, I know I
[14:39] >> that, as is traditional on April the
[14:42] 1st, we have had Blizzard drop a
[14:45] hilarious
[14:46] April the 1st post. Now, I'm assuming
[14:48] it's hilarious cuz I haven't read it,
[14:49] okay? But they're always hilarious.
[14:51] They're little joke blue posts, right?
[14:53] So, what we're going to do is, okay,
[14:55] we're going to do a like, you know, try
[14:58] and make Tally laugh session where you
[15:01] read me the hilarious
[15:04] April the 1st blue post and if I laugh,
[15:07] I lose.
[15:08] Oh, well. Well,
[15:10] I've got news for you. I don't think
[15:12] this one is a classic.
[15:14] >> [laughter]
[15:14] >> Oh, no, I lost.
[15:18] Yeah, that was like a menacing laugh.
[15:20] Like that
[15:20] >> [laughter]
[15:21] >> was quite funny.
[15:22] Yeah, but like that's kind of laugh you
[15:23] you make when you see someone you don't
[15:24] like fall on their ass. [laughter]
[15:27] Um I I don't think this one is going to
[15:28] go down into like the annals of history.
[15:30] But you know, that's I just skimmed it.
[15:32] I skimmed it and my problem was that
[15:34] that I was like, "Oh, yeah, that's a
[15:36] good idea. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[15:39] yeah. I'd like to implement that."
[15:40] >> the feedback I'm getting, actually.
[15:41] Yeah yeah
[15:42] yeah.
[15:42] >> actually
[15:43] I I want I want that in a kind of a
[15:45] serious way." Yeah, more than ever
[15:47] before, people are like, "Actually, no,
[15:49] yeah, that, please. That would be really
[15:51] good."
[15:51] >> Yeah. So, shall we shall we do a little
[15:53] run down of the
[15:54] of this? The only other time that's ever
[15:55] happened was during Shadowlands where
[15:57] the April the Fool they I'm I'm
[15:59] surprised they did one during
[16:00] Shadowlands. But the April the 1st Why
[16:02] am I speaking about Shadowlands so much?
[16:03] Who knows? Maybe it's on my mind.
[16:05] >> know.
[16:05] >> Um
[16:06] the the April the 1st post they put out
[16:08] was like, "Yeah, anything.
[16:10] We'll take [ __ ] anything." [laughter]
[16:13] That that [ __ ] April the 1st I Yeah,
[16:15] we'll we'll take it. Let's Let's go.
[16:16] Let's do it.
[16:20] Um so uh here we go. Here is our
[16:23] uh 2026 edition of the World of Warcraft
[16:26] April Fools patch notes. Um
[16:30] Dare I Oh, I'll start.
[16:32] >> Should I Should I bring them up on
[16:33] screen?
[16:34] >> Yeah, I've got them I've got them up
[16:35] here.
[16:35] >> Okay, let me uh I've got to press a
[16:36] button to make that happen.
[16:38] >> the one and only Kybax. Who I
[16:41] appreciate. You know what I mean? Make
[16:42] the uh make the text a bit bigger so
[16:43] people can see it better on the screen.
[16:45] How's that?
[16:46] >> pretty good.
[16:48] Uh World of Warcraft patch 12.0.9.
[16:52] >> [laughter]
[16:53] >> Yeah. Sorry, did I lose?
[16:54] >> Yeah. 9 minutes after midnight, working
[16:56] title.
[16:57] >> Quite funny. Production notes. This
[16:59] patch is going to be a real
[17:00] crowd-pleaser when we reveal it via a
[17:01] series of elaborate videos. Please do
[17:04] not forward this document to anyone.
[17:06] Okay, that's quite funny. Okay.
[17:08] >> Like cuz it's [clears throat] it's
[17:08] making fun of like the way that they
[17:10] reveal midnight. Yeah. Yeah, and like
[17:12] the midnight kind of reveal the game.
[17:14] So, it's making fun of that. And I like
[17:15] the self-awareness. I think that's quite
[17:17] Okay. Okay, I'm not laughing.
[17:19] >> Yeah. But you're you're nodding. You're
[17:20] nodding.
[17:21] >> of foreplay. I'm enjoying it. Yeah,
[17:23] totally.
[17:24] Please do not forward this document to
[17:25] anyone so that we can avoid leaks and
[17:27] everyone can continue doing great work.
[17:29] Remember what happened last time? It was
[17:31] horrible. Maybe not as horrible as when
[17:34] you get takeout and discover a missing
[17:35] item only after you get home, but it was
[17:37] bad. Maybe not as bad as when you drop
[17:39] your phone and it lands on your foot at
[17:41] what feels like terminal velocity, but
[17:43] it was awful. Okay, thank you very much
[17:45] for not leaking these notes. Has anyone
[17:47] ever been upset when they drop their
[17:48] phone on their foot? Surely what you
[17:50] feel is relief cuz you're like, "Oh,
[17:52] thank god it landed on my foot and not
[17:55] and not on the hard concrete on which
[17:57] I'm standing." It broke the little
[17:58] delicate bones. Like yeah.
[18:00] Break my foot 100 times over before you
[18:02] break my phone, please. Yeah,
[18:03] absolutely. Okay, right. I don't relate.
[18:05] Sorry. Bad start.
[18:09] >> point, new content for role players
[18:11] only.
[18:13] I mean Am I a joke to you? What? I know.
[18:16] I was like, "Wait, actually Yes, please.
[18:19] Although I have to say that midnight is
[18:20] very good for role players so far with
[18:22] housing and the Arcan tina and just
[18:25] general like
[18:27] I know all the different phases of
[18:28] Silvermoon as you progress in the story.
[18:29] It It makes it quite difficult for role
[18:31] players cuz people are in different
[18:32] phases and and and like at different
[18:34] levels of the story and stuff like that.
[18:35] But whatever. Who knows? Let's go. Okay,
[18:37] wait. I I now that I'm reading this,
[18:39] this is actually quite funny. Okay.
[18:41] >> Well, I'll be the judge of that.
[18:45] Uh large role play instances. In large
[18:49] role play instances, you'll need to
[18:51] meticulously plan to role play together
[18:53] with up to two dozen other role players
[18:55] as you join up to explore fantastic new
[18:57] ideas, new areas filled with
[18:59] opportunities for expression, non-player
[19:01] characters that we're calling bosses,
[19:04] but you're free to call them anything
[19:05] you like. Each offer you a new and
[19:08] carefully decorated stage area with
[19:10] dialogue and narrative intentions of
[19:13] their own. This patch includes over 50
[19:15] large role play instances for you to
[19:18] discover with a big groups of your
[19:19] co-stars.
[19:21] Role play fighting. We've noticed that
[19:24] role players appear to be missing a key
[19:25] element of storytelling, fictional
[19:27] violence. In role play fighting, you'll
[19:30] finally have access to role play areas
[19:32] we're calling battlegrounds and arenas
[19:35] where you can incorporate low-stakes
[19:37] pretend combat into your narratives.
[19:39] Express yourselves in fictional
[19:40] altercations with other role players.
[19:42] And when the story results in your
[19:43] character's death, don't worry. You
[19:46] won't lose anything at all and you'll be
[19:47] restored to that You can You'll be
[19:49] restored so that you can return to your
[19:51] role play session with only a brief
[19:53] delay.
[19:55] Do you have four co-stars that you
[19:58] regularly role play with?
[20:00] We have great It's the It's Yeah, I get
[20:03] it. I get it. It's like it's a fun It's
[20:05] a funny concept. It's funny in its
[20:07] relentlessness. I like it. Um we have
[20:10] great news for you. Over 120 new areas
[20:12] for five performer role playing have
[20:14] been added to wow. Befitting their size
[20:17] and scope, smaller role play instances
[20:19] include only about five stages and each
[20:21] stage they're in includes a default
[20:23] story for you to add your own narrative.
[20:25] >> look, I appreciate I appreciate the
[20:27] thinking behind this joke. I appreciate
[20:29] the concept behind the joke. I don't
[20:30] dislike the joke. What I will say is I'm
[20:33] very worried that this is their opener.
[20:36] Yeah, well. All right, like I feel like
[20:38] that's a funny joke, but it's not an
[20:39] opening joke.
[20:41] I'm worried for the rest of it. Yeah.
[20:43] Okay, no, that was funny. I like the
[20:45] concept. Trick role players into going
[20:47] into raids and dungeons. That's good.
[20:48] That's good. That's excellent. Yeah.
[20:50] New character customization, tails.
[20:54] Players have been asking for years and
[20:55] we're finally delivering. That's right.
[20:57] Dwarfs can now have tails if they want
[20:59] to. This is a purely optional
[21:01] customization. Please let us know what
[21:03] else you'd like to see added to the
[21:04] customization options for the noble
[21:06] dwarf race.
[21:08] That one's good because it might make
[21:09] people online angry. The good ones are
[21:12] the ones that make people online angry.
[21:13] Like
[21:15] who was it? Was it Method or or Liquid
[21:17] or
[21:18] the other one, Echo, who put out one
[21:20] today which was like a fake blue post of
[21:23] Blizzard apologizing for banning weak
[21:24] auras and saying they were bringing
[21:26] back.
[21:27] That's funny cuz people get angry and
[21:29] like people get very passionate about
[21:31] it.
[21:32] Yeah, yeah. Anyway, sorry. Okay. New
[21:34] dungeon mode, mythic plus plus plus.
[21:37] Okay [laughter]
[21:38] that gets a chuckle from me. That gets a
[21:40] chuckle from me. Yeah.
[21:42] Uh have you ever felt like you're
[21:44] playing alongside someone who can't see?
[21:46] In this new two-person dungeon mode,
[21:48] you'll team up with a complete strangers
[21:50] who is from a different faction that
[21:52] you've never met before and you won't
[21:53] even be able to talk to each other at
[21:55] first. Try tapping out a code or giving
[21:57] them a thumbs up. In mythic plus plus
[22:00] plus, you and your partner can't share
[22:01] the same air, but you can share in a
[22:03] dungeon adventure together. Once you
[22:05] trauma bond over your individually
[22:07] devastating backstories, words of
[22:09] encouragement. Hopefully, your new
[22:11] partner will be incredibly good at
[22:12] everything you're hilariously bad at
[22:14] doing. Amaze amaze amaze. I kind of like
[22:17] the like slightly dadaist absurd humor.
[22:20] This this this
[22:22] >> [laughter]
[22:22] >> Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what
[22:23] they're going for. It's like you just
[22:24] don't you don't appreciate dadaist
[22:26] absurd humor.
[22:27] >> Yeah, like it's
[22:28] like I like the tone of this and that
[22:30] it's like just completely goofy ass
[22:32] [ __ ] Like
[22:34] >> [laughter]
[22:35] >> I I appreciate it. New dungeon, city
[22:38] boy.
[22:40] I really don't want to read this, but
[22:41] here we go. Okay, so this new dungeon
[22:44] hits different. It's basically snatched
[22:46] giving absolute chaos energy like so
[22:48] delulu. Imagine pulling up with your
[22:50] aura farming besties and the brain rot
[22:52] is instantly out of pocket. The whole
[22:54] place is low-key haunted, but also
[22:56] high-key chopped with fire mobs that
[22:59] straight up do not pass the vibe check
[23:00] and bosses that are built different, no
[23:03] cap. Stack properly or get deleted in 4K
[23:05] and you're cooked like in your flop era
[23:07] wipe maxing.
[23:09] Big yikes. Overall, this one's looking
[23:11] pretty goated, but everyone in your
[23:13] squad will have to understand the
[23:14] assignment so that you can say you ate
[23:16] no crumbs.
[23:18] I feel like they asked me to write that.
[23:21] I feel like they were like
[23:23] who's the oldest person
[23:26] who works here?
[23:28] Can you write like a young person?
[23:31] Okay, so apparently the mythic plus plus
[23:33] plus is a reference to Project Hail Mary
[23:35] which everyone loves and has watched and
[23:37] I have not yet seen.
[23:38] >> Okay, great. Fantastic.
[23:39] >> it. I missed the big I missed the big
[23:40] jokes. Okay. Okay. It only just came out
[23:43] in this country though. It's only been
[23:45] out like a week.
[23:46] You can't expect me to watch a movie in
[23:48] the first week that it comes out.
[23:51] That one that hurt
[23:53] >> maxing? I thought you said wife maxing.
[23:55] >> Oh, yeah, no, you've already got that
[23:56] one, too. It's like
[23:58] really hurt me to read that one out
[24:00] loud. So, let me recover for a second.
[24:02] >> Okay. Okay, hardcore housing. Veteran
[24:06] World of Warcraft players will know the
[24:07] game is at its best when you're on the
[24:09] verge of being completely wiped out.
[24:12] Now the time has come to put your entire
[24:14] house on the line with hardcore housing.
[24:17] Okay, I like this concept. In hardcore
[24:19] In hardcore housing, you'll sign an
[24:20] irrevocable contract that nobody fully
[24:22] reads anyway committing to a mortgage,
[24:24] insurance, and maintenance costs that
[24:26] must be paid every month or you'll lose
[24:28] it all.
[24:29] >> I don't know if I I don't know if I can
[24:30] listen to the rest of this. It's making
[24:31] me anxious.
[24:31] >> I know. Every month thereafter, you'll
[24:33] experience the deep satisfaction that
[24:34] can only come from the escaping utter
[24:36] ruined utter ruined through something
[24:38] close to sheer luck. Head to the
[24:40] Undermine to get started on an adventure
[24:42] that you'll be on for the rest of your
[24:43] life and earn these unique rewards. A
[24:46] one-time only grace period on your
[24:47] monthly payments, a voucher for changing
[24:49] your adjustable rate mortgage to a fixed
[24:51] rate mortgage for a fee. Fixed rate is
[24:53] non-negotiable non-transferable and
[24:54] surprisingly surprisingly
[24:56] non-deterministic. Voucher can only be
[24:58] used in Undermine on the last day of the
[24:59] month. A 20% buff to your house's fire
[25:01] resistance,
[25:03] a special item, the go bag, which holds
[25:06] a few of your most beloved small pieces
[25:07] of decor. That one also hurt me to read.
[25:10] Yeah,
[25:11] this isn't funny. Yeah, this isn't
[25:13] making me laugh. This is making me cry.
[25:15] This is reminding me of
[25:18] everything I hate. [laughter]
[25:20] I I like the concept of hardcore
[25:22] housing. I thought it was going to be
[25:23] funny, but no. No, it wasn't It was too
[25:24] real.
[25:25] >> No. Decor yourself. Feedback from
[25:28] housing enthusiasts has been pouring in
[25:30] and players unanimously want to
[25:32] transform themselves into decor and see
[25:34] what the world is like from the
[25:35] perspective of a elegant almond table
[25:37] >> That that is
[25:39] Wait, that's unironically what's coming
[25:41] next patch.
[25:42] >> Now you can with decor yourself.
[25:44] >> Well, no,
[25:45] that's literally the new game play mode
[25:46] next patch.
[25:48] The decor yourself toy allows you to
[25:50] transform into any piece of decor in
[25:52] your collection. It preserves your
[25:54] It's not an April Fools' joke. They're
[25:55] literally they're doing it. But it
[25:57] preserves your transmog.
[25:59] But
[26:04] What? Are they
[26:06] Did no one go we can't do that in the
[26:08] April Fools' post because it's an actual
[26:10] thing we're doing? Wow. Wait. Wait.
[26:13] Wait. What's the Oh, wait. Wait.
[26:16] Wait, this one's really good. Okay, this
[26:18] one's great.
[26:21] >> [laughter]
[26:22] >> With the previous patch and some
[26:23] incredibly lucky late night hot fixing,
[26:25] we're proud to announce that we reached
[26:27] perfect balance across all classes in
[26:29] our internal testing analysis facility,
[26:31] which is a real thing that we will not
[26:32] talk about any further. Thus, this patch
[26:35] has no need for any class changes. We'd
[26:37] like to take this opportunity to thank
[26:38] everyone who provided the key points of
[26:40] feedback we always needed to reach this
[26:42] incredible milestone. You know who you
[26:44] are.
[26:45] Hunters, all damage and pet damage
[26:47] decreased [laughter] by 5%.
[26:53] >> [laughter]
[26:53] >> It's It's always the class balance stuff
[26:55] that makes me laugh.
[26:57] Oh, THAT'S THE ONLY ONE?
[26:58] >> [laughter]
[27:02] >> OKAY, that's funny.
[27:04] Man yeah.
[27:05] Yeah, Randy's killing me. Okay.
[27:08] New from the wow classic development
[27:10] team.
[27:11] Remember how it felt when an immersive
[27:13] new kind of game play was first added to
[27:15] World of Warcraft so long ago?
[27:18] In those early days of the feature
[27:19] before it was updated and expanded over
[27:20] the months that followed, got to
[27:22] experience their first steps into
[27:24] something truly fresh. We on the classic
[27:26] development team are excited to announce
[27:28] that we're developing classic housing, a
[27:30] return to the six weeks of housing
[27:32] before it was forever changed by
[27:34] Indefatigable experience. [laughter]
[27:38] Yeah. That's funny. In classic
[27:39] [laughter] housing,
[27:41] you'll You'll return to a simpler time
[27:42] with a slower pace. I actually miss that
[27:44] time. Do you? Oh, do
[27:48] And you'll rediscover friends in the
[27:50] neighborhood that you probably haven't
[27:51] seen making a change to their houses in
[27:53] what feels like forever. It's true. I
[27:54] never go back now. Coming summer 2039.
[27:57] We're very busy. Wait, like look,
[28:00] everything's front-loaded this season.
[28:01] You're going to have a lot of time to go
[28:03] back to housing. I promise. You're going
[28:04] to have a a lot of time to go back.
[28:07] Yeah.
[28:08] Coming summer 2039.
[28:11] >> [laughter]
[28:12] >> Wow. This Okay, I would call I I I don't
[28:17] know if I'd call this as like an April
[28:19] Fools' post. I would call this a like a
[28:22] a soul-crushing kind of like existential
[28:26] like just slap in the face. I think they
[28:28] pulled it back at the end there. I
[28:29] thought it I thought it was good at the
[28:30] end. I like that.
[28:33] The guy from The Incredibles with like
[28:34] his face burned out. Like I literally
[28:38] reading this whole thing.
[28:40] Yeah. The The mortgage thing hit too
[28:41] hard.
[28:42] >> thing hit hard
[28:44] All of this All of this hit too hard. I
[28:47] I [laughter]
[28:48] I didn't like it.
[28:49] Okay,
[28:51] thank you. Thank god we don't have to do
[28:53] that segment again for another year.
[28:55] >> [laughter]
[28:57] >> Man, that was a That was a That one was
[29:00] was kind of dark. Um wait, actually
[29:02] here. Let me show you what I look like.
[29:03] Sorry, just cuz I said I look like the
[29:05] dude from The Incredibles.
[29:06] >> Everyone gets it, Evie. Everyone
[29:07] understands the meme. No, no, no, no.
[29:09] You need to understand. I need to
[29:10] illustrate this for you for for the
[29:12] people who are watching. So, yeah, so
[29:15] this is a fun thing. My daughter did
[29:17] some coloring yesterday and um she
[29:19] colored a mermaid and I just
[29:22] want to share with you cuz it kind of
[29:25] captures how I feel.
[29:29] >> [clears throat]
[29:31] [laughter]
[29:35] >> Yeah, that's that's me.
[29:37] >> [laughter]
[29:37] >> Yeah, that's that's pretty much how that
[29:39] April Fools' post made me feel.
[29:42] >> [laughter]
[29:42] >> Definitely.
[29:44] Absolutely. She understood She
[29:45] understood the assignment. She's so
[29:47] She's so cute. I love her but she
[29:49] literally just like [laughter]
[29:51] like really went kind of dark on that
[29:53] one. Yes, very much so.
[29:56] It was it was the it was the scribbling
[29:58] out her eyes that did it. The two gaping
[30:00] maw's. Yeah, yeah.
[30:01] >> [laughter]
[30:03] >> It's so so cute though. I love her.
[30:06] She has a very like strong sense of
[30:08] personal style. I like I like the way
[30:10] she expresses herself.
[30:11] >> Yeah. But that's the thing like that
[30:12] whole RP segment in there
[30:15] >> Yeah. It's like
[30:16] not even low key, high key. RP's would
[30:19] be very much up for that. It's like
[30:21] yeah, give me give me all raid and
[30:22] dungeon instances open and available for
[30:24] RP. That would be that's exactly what I
[30:26] want. Please, yes, thank you, say RP's.
[30:27] Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed the the kind of
[30:30] yeah, the kind of meta commentary going
[30:32] on here about, you know, oh, like we've
[30:35] we've created something for role
[30:37] players. Oh, it's all this stuff that
[30:39] already exists. Haha. But like you know,
[30:42] genuinely it'd be like yeah, that
[30:44] please. The highlighting content for
[30:45] role players only. I was like
[30:48] Yeah.
[30:49] >> [laughter]
[30:52] >> Right, I need to stop talking about this
[30:54] now before I cry.
[30:55] >> Yeah.
[30:55] >> Good, let's move on.
[30:57] So now we are going to move into spoiler
[31:01] territory.
[31:02] >> Here we go.
[31:02] >> Time for the red bot spoiler bot, excuse
[31:03] me. It's here. Here it is.
[31:05] >> Get him back. Because I have played all
[31:08] of this week's
[31:10] campaign quests. I have completed the
[31:13] raid on normal.
[31:15] I unplugged it. Sorry raid team, I'll
[31:16] still be there on Thursday, don't worry.
[31:18] It's not going to take us very long, I
[31:19] promise.
[31:20] And I didn't get any loot, you'll be
[31:23] very happy to know. You got no loot?
[31:25] >> Not a single bean. Mind you, I think the
[31:28] loot from it is pretty bad to be honest.
[31:31] But anyway,
[31:32] we are red bot spoiler botting. I mean
[31:34] it's not a red bot, it's it's a blue
[31:35] bot. Pardon me, it's a blue bot because
[31:37] it's in the game and it's available for
[31:38] everyone to see. No data mining
[31:39] involved. But Yeah, but it's fresh. It's
[31:42] >> fresh. It's very new. I've already seen
[31:44] so many [ __ ] [ __ ] online spoiling
[31:48] it.
[31:49] You know who I'm talking about. They're
[31:52] spoiling it. People love to spoil
[31:54] things.
[31:54] >> They're spoiling it. It's not hard to
[31:55] put a little spoiler in it, is it?
[31:57] >> to spoil something then spoil me, okay?
[32:00] >> Yeah. Yeah. Is that like a sex thing?
[32:02] Was that like being ruined?
[32:04] >> No, that's like literally just give me
[32:05] gifts. Oh, I see.
[32:08] Our minds going to two very different
[32:10] places there. Yeah, that's that makes
[32:12] sense. So you've also watched the
[32:14] cinematic and you have you have played
[32:17] campaign chapter Oh, can we talk about
[32:19] that first?
[32:20] >> That's how we're going to start. Wait a
[32:22] minute, how was your vault? Oh, I I mean
[32:25] Cuz that's the first thing everyone did,
[32:26] right?
[32:26] >> Yeah, my vault is good. I did, you know,
[32:28] we did some nice keys together. I did a
[32:30] few and eight with you. It was not
[32:32] enough to get me like myth item in my
[32:34] vault but
[32:37] it did give me some stuff. I got a nice
[32:40] hero
[32:41] um
[32:42] I got a hero hat. I got the tier set
[32:45] hat.
[32:46] A hero hat and then I catalyzed one of
[32:48] my hero gloves. So I've got a hero two
[32:51] set.
[32:51] >> Why not catalyze both of them?
[32:54] No, I don't have it. That's the it was
[32:56] already
[32:56] >> I'm making a joke about there being two
[32:57] gloves.
[32:59] Hey, now that's good.
[33:02] >> [laughter]
[33:02] >> Now that's a good joke. You have to you
[33:04] have to catalyze each glove individually
[33:06] from now on.
[33:08] Yeah,
[33:09] yeah, so it so it was it was good. I
[33:10] would say at the level
[33:12] of, you know, my play which I get so I
[33:15] still I still feel, you know, I feel
[33:17] good
[33:18] but wow.
[33:22] You've got two set now. Yeah, yeah, so
[33:24] I've got I've got two set now.
[33:26] Probably easier if you take the slipper
[33:28] off. Yeah, I should have done that.
[33:31] Off of your foot.
[33:32] But
[33:33] yeah, so I've got I've got a two set
[33:35] which is nice and you know, it's yeah,
[33:38] it's okay. Oh, that's cool. Hey, hey,
[33:40] that's all right. Plus eight like
[33:41] Algeth'ar Academy key which I will will
[33:44] people into doing with me. You can
[33:46] easily push up to 10's like easily.
[33:48] >> You know what? I I I think I could. I
[33:50] think it's it's just the step over into
[33:52] having like your two set and then your
[33:54] four set and then just bumping up. Like
[33:56] this is So here's the thing like I
[33:58] typically would have hit this ceiling
[34:00] like a bit earlier in the expansion,
[34:02] right? I would have hit like a kind of
[34:05] oh, I'm raiding with my buds and my DPS
[34:07] is still [ __ ] That would have happened
[34:09] a lot earlier.
[34:10] >> [laughter]
[34:10] >> Or later you mean or
[34:12] >> No, no, no, it would have like I would
[34:13] have I would have felt like frustration
[34:15] earlier but like but because I there
[34:17] have been these nice opportunities to to
[34:20] gear up relatively, I still feel pretty
[34:22] good about it. Anyway. How about you?
[34:24] How was your vault?
[34:25] >> My vault was
[34:27] I joked about it. It was actually quite
[34:28] good. It was it was the decisions that I
[34:30] had to make that was hard cuz
[34:32] I went in with like six heroic slots and
[34:36] three mythic slots. How did you how?
[34:39] Three heroic slots from delves
[34:41] from from doing like you know, just
[34:43] maxing those out. Three heroic slots
[34:46] from raid
[34:47] and
[34:49] and
[34:51] keys for the mythic track.
[34:54] So you know, my hopes are pretty high
[34:56] because I'm I'm dressed in like
[34:57] combination of heroic and champion and
[34:59] some veteran gear at the moment still.
[35:01] Yeah, I know, man. Even though I think I
[35:03] replaced the last bit of veteran because
[35:05] you know, I'm running plus 10 keys which
[35:07] is like heroic items drop from from
[35:11] mythic plus keys, right? So it's like I
[35:13] just keep running mythic plus keys. I'm
[35:15] going to be dressed all in heroic stuff
[35:16] eventually. It's not I don't have to
[35:17] wait for lockouts and stuff like that
[35:19] like you do with raid. You can just and
[35:21] that's one of the reasons like mythic
[35:22] plus gearing is so overpowered. It's
[35:23] like I just need to keep popping plus
[35:26] 10's which are easy and like so easy
[35:29] like right now for me personally in the
[35:31] level I play
[35:33] that it's it's like doing plus four's
[35:36] last season or something. Yeah. And
[35:38] granted 12's and 13's quite tricky and
[35:40] you have to really think about them and
[35:41] really kind of, you know, we failed
[35:43] quite a lot of those but plus 10's like
[35:46] they they they just slip
[35:49] down like a juicy oyster and and you
[35:51] might get heroic gear at the end of it.
[35:53] Well, you wouldn't, someone will
[35:54] and that's cool. Speaking of Sorry,
[35:56] speaking of heroic gear, have you come
[35:58] across the issue of like the same piece
[36:02] of gear dropping like an extremely high
[36:05] amount? It feels again it feels like too
[36:08] early for me to be like I only have two
[36:12] pieces of No, I have three pieces of
[36:14] heroic gear on and one of them is a
[36:17] trinket of which I have received four
[36:19] of.
[36:20] >> The Sylvan Wakku Pakku or whatever. Wow,
[36:23] what? It's literally and it's like it's
[36:25] not good but it's like I literally have
[36:28] received four of them. I can't remember
[36:30] which one it is I can't forget which one
[36:31] it is but it's got like the golden
[36:32] silhouetted person on it and and like
[36:35] it's I think it's healing trinket.
[36:38] I get the same one
[36:40] and it's literally the same thing and
[36:41] it's and so every time I have the chance
[36:44] to get some hero gear
[36:45] it is the same it is the same one. That
[36:47] does suck, man.
[36:49] Yeah. It's not good. Yeah.
[36:51] Boo. Anyway, in my vault Anyway. On my
[36:54] myth track I got some I got a mythic
[36:59] chest and mythic trousers which are both
[37:02] good because you can catalyze those but
[37:04] I had
[37:05] previously catalyzed my heroic chest to
[37:09] get two set. So I didn't want to take a
[37:11] mythic chest which I would then have to
[37:12] catalyze again. Yeah.
[37:14] So if I was going to take anything it
[37:15] was going to be the mythic pants for
[37:17] catalyzing. However, I also got my two
[37:20] best trinkets in heroic level. I got
[37:23] like the dream rift trinket and I got
[37:25] the
[37:27] the kind of the dragon's gaze one. I
[37:29] forget what it's called. The Old No. The
[37:32] Old Seer one is the is the dream rift
[37:33] one.
[37:35] The one with the like the purple dragon
[37:37] yeah yeah.
[37:38] Like yeah, the the mastery one like the
[37:41] grade sort of thing which is great for
[37:43] disc as well in raid. Cool beans. So I
[37:46] was like is it better to take one of my
[37:48] best trinkets in heroic or mythic pants?
[37:51] And I had a conversation about it with
[37:52] my guildies online and I decided to take
[37:54] the mythic pants but I'm not catalyzing
[37:56] them yet although I probably should
[37:57] because there's no point cuz like I'd
[37:59] still only be
[38:00] like three set like Sure. It's not it's
[38:03] kind of a waste to catalyze anything
[38:06] like to give yourself three set. Yeah,
[38:08] save it until it gives you four set,
[38:10] right?
[38:11] So yeah, so that's what I've got. I've
[38:13] got my mythic pants on now. Mythic
[38:16] pants. Of course you got to get the best
[38:17] pants. I've got nothing else to spend my
[38:19] mythic crests on so
[38:20] I might as well spend it on like
[38:22] upgrading my pants all the way.
[38:25] All right, cuz I have my 20 myth crests
[38:27] from
[38:28] >> [laughter]
[38:28] >> Yeah. from that one quest that I just
[38:30] keep getting them to me. And and like I
[38:31] guess I I guess I guess I could I I
[38:33] think the next thing would be to craft
[38:35] myself like a belt with a cool
[38:36] embellishment on it or something. Oh,
[38:39] yeah, you can Oh, of course.
[38:40] >> Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming. I'll look at
[38:42] the guides but that's what I'm assuming
[38:44] like yeah, I craft myself a belt or some
[38:46] [ __ ] like that. Something that you
[38:47] wouldn't catalyze, right?
[38:49] Is is what I'm thinking. I did I tell
[38:51] you that I finally figured out crafting?
[38:53] I finally just like maxed it out. I did
[38:56] it.
[38:57] So you went through a journey last week.
[38:59] A journey that many of us went through
[39:01] in Dragonflight when we first kind of
[39:02] took up the new crafting. Oh, how does
[39:04] this work?
[39:04] >> [laughter]
[39:05] >> [ __ ] that.
[39:09] No, I didn't. I didn't. But yeah, I
[39:12] finally got into crafting properly and
[39:16] uh
[39:17] you know, it's a bit it's a bit opaque,
[39:19] isn't it? It's like a little bit broke
[39:22] and I got really excited and I just
[39:24] started putting like knowledge points
[39:25] into my nodes without really thinking
[39:27] about them and
[39:28] >> Loaded up my nodes. Yeah, and packing it
[39:31] all into my nodes. But you know, now
[39:34] I've I've like I've properly done it.
[39:36] I've properly done all the work. I've
[39:37] done all the research. I don't have like
[39:39] the purple gear that you have to farm
[39:42] done done for like I don't that's I
[39:45] don't need that and yeah exactly.
[39:47] >> I got my shoes, I got my eagle mounts.
[39:49] Yeah.
[39:49] >> I am done. Yeah and done done you're
[39:52] done done. Yeah.
[39:54] And
[39:56] X So I've got yeah
[39:58] so I've got my
[40:00] I've got my
[40:01] I've got my
[40:03] my best marksman crafted my two pieces
[40:08] which are like the boots and the belts.
[40:12] >> Oh is that what they recommend?
[40:13] >> Yeah yeah yeah and those are like best
[40:14] for the rest of you know this season and
[40:18] I've got them up to hero maybe
[40:19] eventually I'll get them up to the myth
[40:21] but like they're there and they're gold
[40:23] and I can do it and I dropped a huge
[40:25] amount of gold on proud belts recipe but
[40:28] it felt really good and like you were
[40:30] saying it feels so good to have a thing
[40:32] with your name in it like your your
[40:33] name's on there. Crafted by me like me
[40:36] by me Like I made myself some good
[40:39] [ __ ] Um I jump in I make myself my
[40:41] staff every tier it's like you know it's
[40:44] a weapon so it's great you want to have
[40:46] like
[40:47] a mythic weapon and that's taken care of
[40:49] then I'm not thinking about weapon drops
[40:51] for the rest of the tier I'm like yeah
[40:52] nice one [ __ ] rocking yeah I love it
[40:55] and I love having a weapon that I have
[40:56] crafted myself it says made by me on
[40:59] And then I just upgrade it every tier.
[41:01] Feels fantastic. Yeah yeah so yeah I
[41:03] yeah I still don't feel like I don't I
[41:05] don't love the crafting system but I you
[41:08] know I've maxed it out to the best of my
[41:10] ability I'm keeping on top of like doing
[41:12] crafting orders accumulating more
[41:14] knowledge point you know
[41:16] yeah I got there I got there in the end.
[41:19] Um but yeah anyway that's like part of
[41:22] my my gearing journey this season.
[41:24] That's good to know thank you
[41:26] really interesting really good. So
[41:29] After we've done that after we've done
[41:31] I forgot to like pick up any quests or
[41:32] anything like that cuz I went straight
[41:34] to the campaign quest which is you know
[41:37] marching on caldanas right? Um and it
[41:39] takes a form this entire thing well for
[41:41] start first of all when I got there I
[41:43] stood by the kind of the table in the
[41:46] center of light for a bit getting
[41:48] footage of like all the leaders standing
[41:50] around the table cuz it's really cool
[41:51] you've got shandris there and you've got
[41:54] umbreck there and you've got who's the
[41:56] other alliance one oh valera there. Um
[42:00] Valera or verisa?
[42:02] Which the windrunner sister valera? Yeah
[42:04] windrunner valera there so they're
[42:06] representing the whole alliance and then
[42:08] on the other side you've got
[42:10] like
[42:11] lorthamar and thalysra and they're
[42:12] standing really close together. I like
[42:14] that I thought that was really good
[42:17] you got halderon you've got
[42:20] liadrin and all the rest of them and
[42:22] it's it's great I I love that [ __ ] and
[42:25] it was it was nice I got lots of footage
[42:26] of that oh and arator. Of course arator.
[42:28] >> But is arator allowed to be at that
[42:30] table for some [ __ ] He thinks he's
[42:33] better than himself man. Why is he
[42:34] allowed to be at that table? He's not
[42:37] he's not a factional racial leader why
[42:40] is he there? He's just some [ __ ] No.
[42:43] It's like we here we are at THE TABLE
[42:45] ALL OF THE ALL OF US ALL of the leaders
[42:49] of all the races and this [ __ ] [ __ ]
[42:51] why?
[42:52] Why?
[42:54] All he does is tell them they're [ __ ]
[42:56] wrong.
[42:57] Are you seriously telling me that they'd
[42:58] be like oh not this guy get rid of this
[43:01] guy all he does is [ __ ] tell us we're
[43:04] wrong he's absolutely an alpha baby. And
[43:07] he'll always deny it he'll be like oh no
[43:09] it was so hard oh it was so hard having
[43:11] two legends
[43:13] of the alliance to I was so you
[43:15] understand the pressure I've been under
[43:17] I got you a seat at the table though
[43:18] didn't it arator? He's a storytelling
[43:21] device he's very important. Why is he at
[43:24] the table?
[43:25] >> He's very important.
[43:26] >> I only just got invited to [ __ ] al
[43:28] cantina two weeks ago. [laughter]
[43:32] I still like him. No one knows who my
[43:34] mom and dad are.
[43:36] >> [laughter]
[43:38] >> I still dig him. Um yeah okay
[43:40] so yeah anyway arator's got an amazing
[43:42] plan everyone and we all have to listen
[43:44] to him and his plan is we're going to
[43:45] attack the bridge and go to caldanas so
[43:47] that's what we do. Caldanas. Caldanas
[43:50] and so it's one of those things I it's
[43:53] one of my favorite types of wow quests
[43:54] if I'm completely honest.
[43:56] Oh I love it like you know it's like are
[43:58] you ready to launch this scenario I'm
[43:59] like hell yeah I'm ready for a scenario.
[44:02] It's so good and all the soldiers are
[44:03] there and they're all lined up and
[44:04] they're all like woah and the ancients
[44:06] are there and like there's like a
[44:08] million high elves on dragons and [ __ ]
[44:11] it's like yeah I loved going through
[44:13] that bit and I loved spoiler season
[44:15] obviously I loved going through that bit
[44:17] and seeing like I went and I checked on
[44:20] all of the the little groups of people
[44:22] I'm like okay I've got the fire striders
[44:24] here I've got some nightborne here I've
[44:27] got the kaldorei here I've got you know
[44:30] everyone is like everyone's assembled
[44:32] everyone looks amazing. Yeah. All of the
[44:34] elves are like in their finest elven
[44:36] garb and all the different elf flavors
[44:38] and as an elf like yeah I was like heck
[44:42] this is good this is lovely
[44:44] I I really I really enjoyed that I loved
[44:47] having like the ancients there and yeah
[44:48] they they we start the assault on like
[44:51] crossing the bridge and I love how
[44:52] there's kind of you know there's a
[44:54] there's a focus and you push forward and
[44:56] you kind of defeat a bunch of people in
[44:58] the first bit and then you keep going
[44:59] forward and and you know your strategy
[45:02] changes I loved having I loved running
[45:05] through and having
[45:07] you know like liadrin just like smiting
[45:10] people like Yeah. I'm approaching a
[45:12] bunch and I'm like ready to like pop
[45:13] cool down or something and she's just
[45:15] like
[45:16] and destroys everyone I'm like Yeah. Man
[45:18] you just kind of threw off my rotation I
[45:19] I I I exactly I do that I'm
[45:20] >> [laughter]
[45:21] >> I'm running up and I'm like using using
[45:23] the the extra action button which is
[45:25] like a super attack that they've given
[45:26] me I'll get rid of that mob that group
[45:28] of mob there but I didn't notice
[45:29] umbreck's in there as well and before
[45:31] and I I I cast the thing and before it
[45:33] can land and kill them all umbreck's
[45:34] like I'll take care of these guys with
[45:36] my voidy dicks. Yeah.
[45:39] Oh
[45:39] oh oh oh
[45:40] >> just voidy dicks them all and they're
[45:41] all dead and they're all like The void
[45:42] submits to me and I was like
[45:45] Like and
[45:46] this is spoilery guys this is going to
[45:48] be spoilery pretty much until we until
[45:50] we get to super chat thing. That one
[45:51] that one cracked me up because yeah
[45:53] spoilers for the rest of the episode
[45:54] basically and that one cracked me up
[45:56] because you know you're when you're
[45:57] running through they're they're kind of
[45:58] visible but that was there was just a
[46:00] group of mobs on the dock and you're
[46:01] like that one's for me to get and then
[46:03] umbreck's like no no no.
[46:07] >> [laughter]
[46:07] >> Okay. But I do like I loved all the like
[46:10] defending the docks I thought that was
[46:11] really cool
[46:12] and then
[46:14] when they were like the skies are clear
[46:16] and I ran halfway back before realizing
[46:18] I could fly now.
[46:18] >> No no no I it's I was annoyed but okay
[46:22] so there's a little cinematic plays and
[46:24] and arator goes the skies are clear. And
[46:28] then the cinematic ends you're back and
[46:31] arator you know character box pops up
[46:33] the skies are clear fly back to me and
[46:36] and and you know let's do the next step
[46:38] and I'm like dude you just said the
[46:40] skies are clear how many times do you
[46:42] have to tell a wow player that you can
[46:44] fly you literally just cleared the skies
[46:47] you said it twice and then you said the
[46:49] words fly back to me. Who's going to
[46:51] miss this [ __ ] apparently you did. Me me
[46:54] well no no cuz I I was like you know I
[46:57] was I was running along I was like oh
[46:58] did he mean I could fly and yeah
[47:01] but I did I didn't miss it I was just a
[47:02] bit slow on the uptake that's all.
[47:05] He's like fly to me you know literally
[47:08] get on your mount. Yeah
[47:11] a lot of people in the chat did not
[47:12] understand
[47:13] a lot of people in the chat ran all the
[47:15] way back to that [ __ ] bridge.
[47:18] >> [laughter]
[47:21] >> Um so this campaign chapter that we're
[47:23] talking about right now is available to
[47:24] everyone
[47:26] the raid isn't open till
[47:27] on story mode now the far until next
[47:30] week. Mhm. Um isn't that right so yeah
[47:33] then you get to the bridge. Yeah and you
[47:35] keep you keep pushing forward on on on
[47:37] the bridge
[47:39] and
[47:39] >> that bit by the way I thought that was
[47:41] really really cool because it was you
[47:43] and lorthamar and liadrin and arator.
[47:47] And umbreck. And umbreck and like
[47:49] it was like you would you guys were just
[47:51] kicking ass together it was actually
[47:53] really good.
[47:53] >> Yeah. And like that first kind of when
[47:55] the first kind of it was a bit like in
[47:57] phantom menace that bit that ruins the
[48:00] like how everyone talks about the
[48:02] lightsaber duel in phantom menace is
[48:03] really good when they're trying to
[48:04] defend that [ __ ] awful movie
[48:06] and you go no the YouTube compilation of
[48:11] like the lightsaber duel in phantom
[48:13] menace is really good cuz it cuts out
[48:14] all the [ __ ] cutaways and [ __ ] that
[48:17] breaks up that fight scene you know like
[48:20] and it's also like oh we're making one
[48:21] of the best lightsaber duels of all time
[48:24] but what we'll do is just for a joke in
[48:26] the middle of that lightsaber duel we'll
[48:28] put them in a weird corridor that has
[48:30] like doors opening and closing so they
[48:32] have to stop fighting they have to stop
[48:34] doing the fun thing so we have time to
[48:36] cut back to the really [ __ ] CGI battle
[48:38] that's happening elsewhere it's like no
[48:40] when you watch the movie the lightsaber
[48:41] duel [ __ ] sucks it's good when you
[48:44] put it all together like it should be in
[48:45] the film and put it on YouTube anyway.
[48:48] Anyway. That's what that's what the
[48:49] bridge reminded me of was that little
[48:51] kind of corridor with the funny doors in
[48:52] it and they open up one at a time and
[48:55] that first wave of baddies that came
[48:57] through I don't know when you're when
[48:59] you're with NPCs you expect them not to
[49:01] really do much
[49:03] and they were like they were just
[49:04] joining in with you and it was like boom
[49:05] boom boom and they didn't do anything
[49:06] special either they were JUST LIKE YEAH
[49:08] [ __ ] IT LET'S GO. It was really cool and
[49:10] I loved it I thought it was good it was
[49:11] really neat that was really really fun
[49:14] and of course zalatath is kind of
[49:15] taunting you and arator she's taunting
[49:17] arator along the way. Yeah like
[49:22] So
[49:23] arator really really really needs to
[49:25] work on his comeback game because
[49:28] like
[49:29] every time like
[49:31] zalatath would pop up and she'd be like
[49:33] arator you're a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ]
[49:37] Yes, suck and everyone hates you. I
[49:41] don't even care about you. And then I'll
[49:43] be like, "Whoa, what's Arator going to
[49:45] say? What's he going to do?" And Arator
[49:46] is like, "Oh, yeah? Well,
[49:51] I know you are, but what am I?"
[49:54] And you're like, "Arator, dude, this is
[49:56] so [ __ ] cringe."
[49:58] Oh, he sucks so bad. Like, the only one
[50:00] burning here is you. Yeah.
[50:03] His first comeback was pretty good. His
[50:05] first comeback was something like, "No,
[50:07] we will vanquish you this day,
[50:09] Xal'atath. I swear it on my father's
[50:12] shield." And I thought, okay, he was
[50:14] proven to be wrong. We didn't actually
[50:15] vanquish her. But, like, I liked the
[50:17] line. I thought the line was pretty
[50:18] good. But then after that, they were
[50:20] they were bad. They were bad comebacks.
[50:22] She was like She was like, "Are you Oh,
[50:24] oh, poor little boy. Are you going to
[50:26] burn up again and burn all your friends
[50:28] with the wrath of the light?" And he's
[50:29] like, "Duh, duh, duh. The only one who's
[50:33] going to burn, uh Zally,
[50:37] is you."
[50:38] >> He's like me trying to Yeah, he's like
[50:39] me trying to do smack talk. And he's 40
[50:42] years old.
[50:43] >> Yeah, he's just very He's like very
[50:45] earnest and serious. It suits him. He
[50:48] was They were weak weak comebacks. Do
[50:50] you know why? Cuz he shouldn't be Why is
[50:53] he there?
[50:54] >> one line that he said that was good.
[50:55] There was one line that HE SAID THAT WAS
[50:56] GOOD. THERE was one line that he said
[50:57] that was good. There was one line that
[50:57] he said that was good. There was one
[50:58] line that he said that was good. There
[50:59] was one line that he All you All you
[51:01] managed to do was unite the elves or
[51:03] something. Like, I can't remember the
[51:05] exact line, but it was All you succeeded
[51:06] to do is unite us.
[51:08] >> Yeah, and I'm like, yeah. That's pretty
[51:10] good.
[51:11] I guess. I like that one. Yeah, okay.
[51:13] >> Yeah.
[51:15] Uh He's had that shield line saved up
[51:17] like all expansion, and he blew it. And
[51:18] it was good. It was good. It worked, but
[51:20] he should have had some others lined up
[51:21] as well.
[51:21] >> Yeah. He didn't He did not prepare his
[51:23] comeback game in this patch.
[51:24] >> not, and that's fine. He's He's He's
[51:26] just He's just doing the the
[51:27] >> [laughter]
[51:27] >> Yeah.
[51:28] He's bless him. He's doing his best.
[51:30] >> But I like the fighting. I thought the
[51:32] fighting was really good. And then the
[51:33] little cutscene that plays at the end of
[51:35] the bridge, where you see all of the
[51:36] elves doing their [ __ ] right? And then
[51:38] they're like,
[51:39] "OH, I LOVE THAT SHIT." AND THEN THEY'RE
[51:41] LIKE, "OH, I LOVE THAT SHIT." AND THEN
[51:41] they're like, gives you the kind of
[51:43] feels. And I was sitting here and
[51:45] Thalyssra was doing it, and he was like,
[51:47] "Oh yeah."
[51:48] >> Yeah, I was loving that [ __ ] I was like
[51:50] I was kind of cheering along. It was It
[51:52] felt really good. It felt really
[51:53] impactful. I I really enjoyed I really
[51:56] enjoyed the scenario. I thought it was
[51:58] good.
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[52:10] rules. And you know why I love that?
[52:11] I've written this in a video before, but
[52:13] I love that because of that scene just
[52:16] before the second Siege of Orgrimmar in
[52:18] BFA. It was the end of BFA just before
[52:20] the Mag'har, where like Thalyssra is
[52:24] talking to Jaina, and she's like, "Yo,
[52:27] that [ __ ] you did at the beginning of
[52:28] the expansion in the Battle of
[52:29] Lordaeron. I know we're on different
[52:31] sides, right? But, that floating ship
[52:33] with the like the magic cannons, how the
[52:36] [ __ ] did you do that?" And And Jaina's
[52:38] like, "Maybe I'll tell you."
[52:40] Even though like you're a Horde and I'm
[52:41] Alliance, so probably shouldn't. But,
[52:43] and you know, this is like
[52:45] We've proved this expansion that we're
[52:46] always at war anyway. And And it's cool
[52:48] that she did learn how to do it. She
[52:50] did.
[52:50] >> rocks up with her arcane cannons. I just
[52:52] think that's so cool. It's such a great
[52:54] little kind of throwback. I love that. I
[52:55] think that's really funny.
[52:56] >> really cool. But then
[52:58] Yeah. And then And then you're like,
[53:01] "Wait, wait, you know, then arrows or
[53:03] something come flying your way or
[53:05] whatever." And suddenly there's Zul'jara
[53:08] rocking up with the trolls.
[53:10] >> I love that [ __ ]
[53:11] >> And her line is so good. She's like,
[53:13] "You think I could resist an opportunity
[53:15] to raid Silvermoon?" And I'm like,
[53:17] >> [laughter]
[53:17] >> "That's a great line."
[53:19] Oh,
[53:21] that that literally made me go like,
[53:23] "Well done." That was so good. And then
[53:26] of course, because the trolls are there,
[53:28] the Harbingers come too.
[53:29] >> Yeah. And you're like,
[53:30] >> Mind you, like, You say come too, that's
[53:32] cool. So So Zul'jara basically turns up
[53:34] by herself. She's got like it's her and
[53:35] some friends. It's like her and some
[53:36] friends.
[53:37] She's literally like on a [ __ ] raft.
[53:40] She's like, "Okay,
[53:41] uh me and we just going to raid." And
[53:43] it's like, "Okay, I guess. Thanks."
[53:45] Yeah. She's like, "I could not resist."
[53:48] Yeah, it was Yeah, it was She was cool.
[53:50] [laughter]
[53:51] Yeah. Um And yeah, the Harbingers
[53:52] turning up was fun as well. I liked that
[53:53] [ __ ]
[53:54] I like I like I love the bit if they do
[53:58] it, which they don't always, but I like
[53:59] it when, you know, you're doing the
[54:01] fight at the end of the opening patch,
[54:02] and all the allies you made turn up and
[54:05] help. And that's
[54:06] That's what it's all about, right?
[54:07] Absolutely.
[54:08] >> Yeah. I'm glad the Dominar didn't turn
[54:10] up, cuz they suck. Well, that would be
[54:13] That would be confusing.
[54:14] >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[54:15] >> [laughter]
[54:16] >> I'm like, "Are we even fighting you
[54:18] Yeah, yeah. Um Yeah, I thought that was
[54:21] That was a very very cool uh scenario.
[54:23] Really cool cinematic. And I love Yeah,
[54:26] I love how it wraps up. And then of
[54:28] course And then, you know, you're so
[54:29] pumped. You're hyped. Everyone is there.
[54:31] They They They like We've reached kind
[54:33] of the gates. We're ready to go. Wait,
[54:35] wait, wait, wait. Do you think
[54:37] Do you think Arator was silently
[54:39] seething when the trolls and the
[54:41] Harbingers turned up? Cuz he was like,
[54:43] "I said elves only."
[54:46] "I This
[54:48] This was supposed to be an elf thing. It
[54:50] was my plan,
[54:51] >> [laughter]
[54:51] >> and I said,
[54:53] it's an elf thing, okay?
[54:55] So,
[54:57] by my father's shield,
[55:00] I SWEAR TO GOD."
[55:01] >> OKAY, GUYS, um I
[55:04] uh But to be fair, thing.
[55:05] >> He did specify in the email it was elves
[55:07] only. It was very clear.
[55:10] Very clear it was going to be elves.
[55:12] >> They're kind of, you know, they're elves
[55:14] way back when, right? Like, they they
[55:16] are
[55:17] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes.
[55:19] >> Pre-said Pre- What Whatever the opposite
[55:20] of of descendants They're They're
[55:23] They're elves like adjacent, I guess.
[55:25] They're kind of like Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
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[55:33] I I I I I I I I I I I It was so good. I
[55:34] got so pumped. I was at the end. We were
[55:36] at the We're there. We We finished.
[55:37] Everyone's ready, and we're like, "Okay,
[55:39] but now we just have to do this final
[55:40] push."
[55:42] Raid will open in story mode next week.
[55:44] And I was like, "Are you serious?" Why
[55:47] do they do that? Yeah, no. That is very
[55:49] very dumb.
[55:50] >> Why do they do that? What
[55:51] benefit does that Okay, it keeps X
[55:54] number of casual players playing for
[55:57] another week.
[55:58] Yeah.
[55:58] >> Why do you have to do that?
[56:00] >> I I've always defended I've always
[56:01] defended like Blizzard's kind of roll
[56:04] out of LFR and story mode.
[56:06] But in this occasion, I
[56:08] I think it's like a massive [ __ ] I
[56:11] think like with Silvermoon being in so
[56:14] many different phases as the story kind
[56:17] of like You got your opening phase.
[56:19] What? You've technically got your
[56:20] opening phase, which is during the
[56:21] opening scenario. Then you got another
[56:23] phase after the opening scenario, where
[56:25] the skybox is different again. And then
[56:27] you've got
[56:28] after the
[56:29] Void Spire, where
[56:31] the void the skybox is different again.
[56:33] And spoiler, the skybox changes again
[56:36] after March of Quel'Thalas raid.
[56:37] Quel'Thalas.
[56:39] You got four different skyboxes to get
[56:41] through there, and four different like
[56:43] phases of the city. And And like story
[56:46] mode you know, and I love what splitting
[56:48] these raids up has done for the story
[56:50] and for the unfolding of events.
[56:52] >> I really enjoyed the raid roll out. I
[56:53] think it's very cool. I really enjoy
[56:56] playing this way. I like it.
[56:57] >> But,
[56:58] it's insane to me that story mode isn't
[57:00] included in that. Because who cares?
[57:03] Exactly. Who Who Who really wants the
[57:05] cinematics? The people who want to watch
[57:07] the story.
[57:08] >> Precisely. So, look, Like who Like not
[57:10] the hardcore
[57:10] >> I I need to see that [ __ ] because of my
[57:12] job, right? Cuz I don't want to just
[57:13] like take the video off of Wowhead and
[57:15] do my do my analysis that way. Like, I
[57:17] want the context of all the quests and
[57:19] like the things that happen directly
[57:21] afterwards and things like that. I think
[57:22] that's really really important, rather
[57:23] than it just being a reaction or
[57:24] something like that. So, what do I do?
[57:27] I'm forced to go in there and pug it
[57:29] this morning. Um
[57:31] And I'd rather do it with my raid team.
[57:33] But if it was open in story mode, I
[57:35] could go in. I could see the story. I
[57:37] could get everything I need. Um And this
[57:39] is how other players feel as well, I'm
[57:40] sure. Um And then And then I could enjoy
[57:42] going and like doing it at higher level
[57:44] with my with my raid team.
[57:45] >> anything, when you do it in story mode,
[57:47] you can focus on the story if you like.
[57:49] You can You can get the story. Um Which
[57:53] again, even just doing like normal Void
[57:55] Spire, there are bits that We were We
[57:58] were kind of just mopping through it.
[57:59] Like, and that you know, when we got to
[58:02] the Lightbound freaks, who, you know, we
[58:05] have to
[58:06] >> Blinded Vanguard. The Light Blinded
[58:07] Vanguard, yeah. Exactly. That's what I
[58:09] said. And um
[58:11] when we get to them, who I love, like,
[58:14] it wasn't immediately clear why they,
[58:18] you know, people in the I mean, people
[58:19] in the guild were like, "When Why When
[58:22] did that happen?" And so I was like,
[58:23] "Oh, well, in the last fight, you Did
[58:24] you not see that they were kind of going
[58:26] like crazy?" It's like, "No. No, we
[58:28] didn't, cuz we were just kind of
[58:29] focusing on And chatting with your
[58:31] buddies. And chatting, and you know, I
[58:33] really believe there could be some kind
[58:35] of like wider story mode. And again,
[58:38] story It's called story mode. Like, just
[58:40] take me through the whole story, even of
[58:42] the raid, not just the last boss.
[58:44] >> And I There I have never met a single
[58:46] person who's raided in their raid team
[58:48] who's noticed that
[58:51] at the end of the like
[58:53] Blinded Vanguard fight, Alleria jumps
[58:55] into the portal by herself going after
[58:57] Xal'atath. No one sees that, because
[58:59] they are looting. They're going through
[59:01] the loot.
[59:01] >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[59:02] >> And they're going like, "Oh, what's
[59:03] dropped? Do I I need on that? I'm going
[59:05] to roll on that." And like, in the
[59:06] meantime, like, Alleria's jumped up into
[59:09] the portal. And so there's always been
[59:11] this thing of like And it's happened
[59:13] every time I've done this raid with with
[59:15] guildies I'm pugging. You go up to the
[59:17] final platform, and Alleria's there
[59:18] like,
[59:19] >> [snorts]
[59:19] >> Yeah. Like, um getting choked out by
[59:21] Xal'atath. And And yeah. And you're
[59:24] like, "Oh, huh. Wait, how did she get up
[59:26] here?"
[59:27] It made me think of that time
[59:30] >> [laughter]
[59:32] >> You just think It's just my I would just
[59:34] I just had fun memories of Astalor Chulk
[59:36] and the in his basement, you know?
[59:39] I was like, "That's a nice throwback."
[59:41] To when Astalor was like
[59:43] >> [laughter]
[59:43] >> Daddy Soul. Yeah. Um yeah, well, me too.
[59:47] Um but like yeah, and and so every time
[59:49] I do that raid, people are like, "Wait,
[59:51] was she here though? Did she get When
[59:52] did she get captured? I don't
[59:53] understand." It's like it's you miss
[59:55] like the important kind of like story
[59:57] bit at the end of like
[59:58] >> I agree completely. I feel like it's
[59:59] still a disjunction. I love that story
[1:00:01] mode exists. I feel like there's still a
[1:00:03] little some bumps in how story is
[1:00:06] conveyed and told kind of through when
[1:00:08] story mode is implemented, when you can
[1:00:10] access it, the way it's you know, it's
[1:00:13] still I'm still not getting a whole
[1:00:16] neat overview, which I would like. I get
[1:00:18] it. Blizzard want to and you know, in in
[1:00:21] many ways I kind of agree with them cuz
[1:00:23] I I believe that like raiding is the
[1:00:25] most aspirational part of the game and I
[1:00:27] think that's good. I think it's good
[1:00:28] that wow has aspirational content and
[1:00:30] raid is like amazing aspirational
[1:00:32] content. Like I only started raiding at
[1:00:34] the end of Warlords
[1:00:36] and but before that I didn't look at
[1:00:39] raiding and go, "Ooh, damn, that thing
[1:00:41] keeps me out." I was like, "Holy [ __ ] I
[1:00:43] don't think I'll ever be able to do it,
[1:00:44] but it would be so cool to go into
[1:00:46] raids, right? It would be so good to see
[1:00:49] all that stuff and the story and like
[1:00:51] you know, be with all those people and
[1:00:53] see all the spell effects go off and
[1:00:54] fight these big bosses and [ __ ] and like
[1:00:56] oh my god, I'll never be able to do it,
[1:00:57] but like one day it would be cool if I
[1:00:59] could."
[1:01:00] >> Yeah. Um and I I that you know, that was
[1:01:01] something that kind of stuck with me all
[1:01:03] the way through the game until I did
[1:01:04] start raiding. And I I get that Blizzard
[1:01:06] want to kind of preserve some kind of
[1:01:09] aspirational content in the game. I
[1:01:10] think I think that's a good thing and
[1:01:13] you know, it's like, "Well, the people
[1:01:14] who do who do raid raid they should be
[1:01:18] able to see it first and it should feel
[1:01:20] special to them when they go in there
[1:01:21] and it's like, "Oh, I'm doing
[1:01:22] something." Cuz that was always one of
[1:01:24] the things about raiding and it was that
[1:01:26] thing of like, "Oh my god, you you you
[1:01:27] actually saw the Lich King get Were you
[1:01:30] there?" And my god, I need I'd love to
[1:01:32] be able to see that. And it's like I get
[1:01:34] that they want to preserve an element of
[1:01:35] that, but they don't. It's failing. It's
[1:01:37] not happening cuz you're just going in
[1:01:39] in stupid little pugs and like you feel
[1:01:41] bad you're still not doing it with your
[1:01:42] raid team and like open the story mode.
[1:01:46] You know, it's fine. Like
[1:01:48] do the story mode as the raid opens. Let
[1:01:51] people who want to see the story go in
[1:01:52] there and see the story and and this is
[1:01:55] the first time I've been on this side of
[1:01:56] the argument, by the way. I've always
[1:01:58] been like, "I think it's fine the story
[1:02:00] mode comes out a little bit later." But
[1:02:02] in in this one with there being so many
[1:02:04] steps of the story, which I think is
[1:02:05] brilliant because of the raid roll out
[1:02:07] and I love that and because I am someone
[1:02:09] that can go in and complete normal raid
[1:02:11] in the first week, you know, I've been
[1:02:13] able to enjoy it like I'm supposed to.
[1:02:15] But people who can't, it must be really
[1:02:17] frustrating and annoying and maybe even
[1:02:20] quite anxious and quite you know, if
[1:02:22] it's something you care about and and
[1:02:23] you don't want to get spoiled and stuff
[1:02:25] and like just open the open the damn
[1:02:27] story mode, man. Yeah. I'm with you.
[1:02:29] Yeah. One thing that I do like
[1:02:31] storytelling-wise is how the delves kind
[1:02:33] of fit into things. Like we got
[1:02:35] Parhelion Plaza, the Parhelion Plaza
[1:02:38] delve, which I did right away cuz I was
[1:02:40] there and I couldn't do the raid.
[1:02:43] You know what I mean? I'm like, "Well,
[1:02:44] here here I am."
[1:02:45] >> Yeah, yeah. I guess I you know, and like
[1:02:48] many other people, I flew to the door
[1:02:52] which did not have a swirly delve
[1:02:54] entrance.
[1:02:54] >> I I went and then I laughed at you but
[1:02:56] then I went there later. Of course you
[1:02:58] did. I What I'm going to do after this
[1:03:00] after this
[1:03:02] I'm going to go back to that door and
[1:03:05] I'm going to I'm going to film it. I'm
[1:03:07] going to like screen capture it and I'm
[1:03:08] going to just stand there and I'm going
[1:03:10] to leave it on for 24 hours and it's
[1:03:11] going to be like one of those nature
[1:03:12] documentaries. You know, when they leave
[1:03:14] like some food out or they leave like a
[1:03:15] pretend female pigeon out and see all
[1:03:17] the other pigeons coming and [ __ ] it or
[1:03:18] something. Like and like it's going to
[1:03:20] it's going to be like I'll speed it up
[1:03:21] and you're going to see people coming to
[1:03:22] the door and [ __ ] off again. They're
[1:03:23] coming to the door and [ __ ] off
[1:03:24] again.
[1:03:25] It's going to be like I did that. I
[1:03:25] stood there for a bit. I watched other
[1:03:27] people stand there and go
[1:03:29] you know, and like it was
[1:03:30] >> [laughter]
[1:03:31] >> it was cute. And then yeah, of course
[1:03:32] the entrance is like in and you go down.
[1:03:34] But I like
[1:03:35] I I enjoyed that delve cuz I like how
[1:03:38] it's literally just that bit of
[1:03:41] Quel'Danas.
[1:03:43] And Oh, sure. Like in the intro
[1:03:45] scenario.
[1:03:45] >> in the intro scenario. You're just I
[1:03:47] haven't done that one yet. It's really
[1:03:47] cool. You're just there and you're
[1:03:49] fighting void guys and you're putting up
[1:03:51] arcane bullwarks.
[1:03:52] >> Cool. Bull bullwark I don't know how to
[1:03:54] pronounce it.
[1:03:54] >> Bullwarks. Bull bullwark.
[1:03:56] >> Arcane bullwark. Arcane bullwarks. Yeah,
[1:03:58] exactly. Yeah. So um
[1:04:00] >> [laughter]
[1:04:02] >> Uh I really I really enjoyed that. I
[1:04:04] thought that was um
[1:04:06] that was fun and that kind of scratched
[1:04:08] the itch a little bit for me since I
[1:04:10] couldn't actually just go in and do the
[1:04:11] raid. And it was only like an hour until
[1:04:13] podcast. I'm like, "I cannot
[1:04:14] >> could get you could do the raid.
[1:04:15] >> pug it in the raid. Well, I'm going to
[1:04:16] have to pug it in the story mode. My
[1:04:17] gear is stacked, obviously. I'm like 268
[1:04:20] or something. So I get and I'm a healer,
[1:04:22] so I get accepted into any [ __ ] pug.
[1:04:23] >> you did. Yeah. Um today Today.
[1:04:26] >> But only today because like otherwise
[1:04:28] you're going to need to have the
[1:04:29] achieve. I I agree. So I'll pug it today
[1:04:32] um which is a shame cuz our guild's like
[1:04:35] casual runs are on Tuesday. I can't wait
[1:04:37] until I can't wait until Tuesday.
[1:04:39] >> [laughter]
[1:04:41] >> Anyway. Yeah, and it's great that there
[1:04:43] is so much story in the raid. It's great
[1:04:44] that they have all these different like
[1:04:46] stages of the story and I think I've I
[1:04:48] think the story has been great in this
[1:04:50] opening patch. I think that like I can I
[1:04:52] can say Well, there's still another
[1:04:53] chapter to go. But this opening patch of
[1:04:55] Midnight has been brilliant. I like it.
[1:04:57] It's What a great expansion. What a
[1:04:58] fantastic time. I've had such a good
[1:05:00] time, actually. I think there's been
[1:05:02] there's been loads of fun storytelling.
[1:05:05] There's been I there's been enough time
[1:05:07] for me to kind of complete the campaign
[1:05:10] like
[1:05:11] like stories and really get a feel for
[1:05:13] each zone and really kind of fall in
[1:05:14] love with all of them. Yeah, and then
[1:05:16] the kind of the gradual roll out with
[1:05:18] the raids attached. It has felt special
[1:05:20] and meaningful and then like yeah.
[1:05:21] >> cool. It has felt really good. I really
[1:05:25] like how they've they've split up the
[1:05:26] raids, actually, cuz I wasn't sure how
[1:05:28] that was going to feel.
[1:05:30] Um I'm not sure how the like you know,
[1:05:33] the the world first raiders are feeling.
[1:05:35] My understanding is that there's you
[1:05:36] know, there's a bit of downtime here and
[1:05:37] there.
[1:05:39] Well, now now they're in there and it's
[1:05:41] like
[1:05:42] >> now they're back in.
[1:05:43] But you know,
[1:05:45] you know, I follow I yeah on Instagram
[1:05:46] and she's like she's just pumping the
[1:05:48] like Oh my god, my heart goes out to
[1:05:52] those poor poor casters. Every time I
[1:05:55] turn on What? Not today cuz they're
[1:05:57] like, "Oh my god, actually some some
[1:05:58] raiding to talk about." But like this
[1:06:00] whole past week, every time I switched
[1:06:02] on, it's like especially poor Cruella is
[1:06:04] there. Cruella's there like that. And
[1:06:07] like generally people are like
[1:06:09] trying to keep it friendly and like
[1:06:11] trying to keep it high energy and but
[1:06:13] they're flagging and Cruella does not
[1:06:15] give a [ __ ] Cruella's all like that.
[1:06:17] What the [ __ ]
[1:06:19] >> [laughter]
[1:06:19] >> What am I doing here? What what am I
[1:06:21] doing here? That is that's not a very
[1:06:23] good French accent. Uh
[1:06:26] take it up with Cruella cuz it sounds
[1:06:27] exactly like her voice. Uh but yeah, so
[1:06:29] I I and and and but yeah, I'm watching
[1:06:31] kind of I know's videos and she's like,
[1:06:32] "A day in the life of casting and doing
[1:06:35] stuff you know, with with Team Liquid
[1:06:37] and it's like we've had a bit of
[1:06:39] downtime. So we've had to come up with
[1:06:42] entertaining segments." I know. It's
[1:06:44] like oh Oh god. Oh no. Oh no.
[1:06:47] It's like the weekly reset, you know.
[1:06:48] You can't talk about the weekly reset.
[1:06:49] [laughter]
[1:06:50] It's not easy.
[1:06:51] But yeah, so uh you know, maybe not
[1:06:53] ideal for like that specific scenario,
[1:06:56] but for me as a player, I really really
[1:06:59] enjoyed this roll out with the raids. I
[1:07:01] think it's been great.
[1:07:02] Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Right. So is it
[1:07:04] time
[1:07:06] Is it time to talk
[1:07:07] >> Uh well, okay. Um I'm just going to have
[1:07:08] to write something
[1:07:10] uh
[1:07:11] Oh, very good. So now
[1:07:14] it is it is time to discuss
[1:07:17] the cinematic that comes at the end
[1:07:20] of the March on Quel'Danas because it
[1:07:22] has
[1:07:24] it has I pugged it. I went in there. I I
[1:07:28] actually watched a couple of videos with
[1:07:31] like tactics as well because I don't
[1:07:32] want to let anyone down in a pug. So I
[1:07:34] went in there and my raid team and it
[1:07:35] was [ __ ] So I I I went in there and
[1:07:39] it's a
[1:07:40] it's a fun little raid, I've got to say.
[1:07:42] I mean, it was so easy. Like so easy on
[1:07:45] normal. But of course it would be cuz
[1:07:46] I'm heroic geared. Like I've just I've
[1:07:48] just come off a week of doing like plus
[1:07:49] 10s and 11s and mythic plus. Of course
[1:07:51] I'm like very geared.
[1:07:53] Um and so we brute forced our way
[1:07:55] through the two bosses. Each boss took
[1:07:57] two pulls. The Phoenix boss is great.
[1:08:00] Oh, I'm really looking forward to doing
[1:08:02] that on heroic
[1:08:03] and and indeed mythic maybe at some
[1:08:05] point as well because like I mean, I've
[1:08:07] been saying this for months now, but I I
[1:08:08] think I'm being proven right.
[1:08:10] If Immortalis Argent Dawn EU was ever
[1:08:12] going to get cutting edge, this is the
[1:08:14] [ __ ] tier.
[1:08:15] >> [laughter]
[1:08:16] >> Like
[1:08:17] I was like look, with how simple the
[1:08:19] classes are, how simple the mechanics
[1:08:21] are going to be because everyone's like
[1:08:23] everyone at Blizzard is [ __ ]
[1:08:24] themselves that everyone's going to be
[1:08:25] so upset that they can't use their weak
[1:08:27] auras that they've they've scaled stuff
[1:08:28] back and they've gone a little bit too
[1:08:29] far with class simplicity and with
[1:08:31] mechanics and and tuning, I think.
[1:08:34] But I think they've done that on
[1:08:35] purpose. I think it's a thing of like
[1:08:37] better to scale it back too far than not
[1:08:38] enough and have people be like, "See, I
[1:08:40] told you it was impossible without
[1:08:41] add-ons." Like
[1:08:43] so I you know, hopefully fingers crossed
[1:08:47] the proof of the pudding will be in
[1:08:49] point one where hopefully they'll start
[1:08:52] bringing back some some more complexity
[1:08:54] to the classes and to the to the fights
[1:08:55] and stuff like that. But okay, you know,
[1:08:57] exactly. But I It's a good starting
[1:08:58] point. I think it was a good cool for me
[1:09:00] months ago to say this was the season to
[1:09:03] get cutting edge if you you haven't done
[1:09:04] it before and you want to like like our
[1:09:05] raid team.
[1:09:07] So we went in and the Phoenix boss is
[1:09:08] really good. It's like
[1:09:10] your whole raid team gets turned into
[1:09:12] either void or light and then all the
[1:09:14] mechanics that drop are either void
[1:09:16] mechanics or light mechanics and it's
[1:09:18] like the light people want to deal with
[1:09:19] the light mechanics and the void people
[1:09:20] want to deal with the void mechanics and
[1:09:22] it's fun. It's just good. And then and
[1:09:23] then there's a bit where you swap and
[1:09:25] half of don't realize you you've swapped
[1:09:26] and they'll die.
[1:09:28] Um and it's cool. And yeah, it's it's
[1:09:30] it's it's fun fight. I like that. And
[1:09:31] then the uh the the final fight
[1:09:34] um much has been made of like the kind
[1:09:36] of Final Fantasy XIV style
[1:09:39] um mechanic where she shows like three
[1:09:42] symbols in a row and then those symbols
[1:09:45] get given to players and they have to
[1:09:47] line up in the order in which she showed
[1:09:50] them. Oh. Uh-oh.
[1:09:53] >> Um and
[1:09:54] like so if you if you miss it, then and
[1:09:57] you know, it
[1:09:58] it's easy to deal with. It just needs
[1:10:00] someone to be watching for it and to
[1:10:02] have an agreed-upon like
[1:10:04] name for each symbol within the team.
[1:10:06] And then it will always be someone's job
[1:10:08] to say the order that the people need to
[1:10:09] stand in, right? And that's easy. Like
[1:10:11] mechanic solved. Um
[1:10:14] and in normal you have so much time to
[1:10:16] to line up. And then and then she does
[1:10:18] like a kind of a a line that goes around
[1:10:20] in a circle and you have to hit them in
[1:10:22] the right order. Oh, I like that.
[1:10:25] And we failed a couple times and we just
[1:10:26] healed through it, but it was still a
[1:10:27] pain. Um and then some other mechanics
[1:10:29] as well, but we you know, I pretty much
[1:10:31] YOLO'd that one and and completed it.
[1:10:33] And
[1:10:36] then I had already seen the cinematic.
[1:10:39] And I was thinking maybe
[1:10:42] maybe you feel the same thing. We'll
[1:10:44] talk about the cinematic any second now,
[1:10:45] but like when I watched that cinematic,
[1:10:47] I was like
[1:10:48] there must be like some dialogue that
[1:10:52] happens before that cinematic starts in
[1:10:54] the fight. Like you kill the boss and
[1:10:56] then the boss says something or
[1:10:57] something happens and then but no, you
[1:11:00] kill the boss and the cinematic just
[1:11:01] plays straight up.
[1:11:03] Um which is a bit jarring because kind
[1:11:06] of doesn't make sense. Oh, and before
[1:11:08] you start the Lura fight, oh, this is a
[1:11:09] really cool thing where she like
[1:11:11] zaps Alleria
[1:11:13] and she's all like "Oh, your mommy hates
[1:11:15] you." And blah blah. And and then he's
[1:11:17] all like "Oh, no, mommy." And then she
[1:11:19] zaps
[1:11:21] uh Verisa Verisa Alleria.
[1:11:23] Windrunner. Verisa. Verisa. She zaps
[1:11:26] Verisa and she's like uh "Oh, your
[1:11:28] sisters all hate you. You suck." And
[1:11:29] she's like "Oh, my sisters."
[1:11:31] Um and and that you know, takes them out
[1:11:33] of the fight that way. Which I think's
[1:11:34] fun because usually what they do is they
[1:11:36] just go "For some reason you're floating
[1:11:37] and you can't join in this fight,
[1:11:39] right?" But it's good that she like Lura
[1:11:41] did some kind of weird stuff, right? Um
[1:11:43] and then like um and then the and then
[1:11:46] you you kill Lura
[1:11:48] and you go into the Dark Well for the
[1:11:50] final part of the fight, which is really
[1:11:51] really cool. Kind of like going into the
[1:11:52] Dark Heart. It's I mean that looks
[1:11:54] exactly like it. The Dark Heart actually
[1:11:56] changed. Um
[1:11:57] uh and then you kill Lura and then the
[1:11:58] cinematic plays. And
[1:12:00] now
[1:12:01] super Red Bot Spoiler Bot, cuz we are
[1:12:04] talking about this cinematic.
[1:12:06] >> I I tried to have him in my head
[1:12:07] earlier but
[1:12:09] he just focused away from my eyes, but
[1:12:10] That's right. Just put him out. Yeah.
[1:12:12] >> Yeah, so he was bum.
[1:12:14] What is I've been thinking about and and
[1:12:17] starting to draft like cinematic
[1:12:18] analysis. What is your reaction to this
[1:12:21] cinematic?
[1:12:23] Right. So, um
[1:12:25] the first time I saw
[1:12:26] >> Before we start talking about this, I
[1:12:28] just want to remind everyone of when I
[1:12:30] was saying that Midnight is brilliant.
[1:12:31] Yeah.
[1:12:32] >> [laughter]
[1:12:32] >> And how much I really enjoyed Midnight.
[1:12:34] >> Midnight.
[1:12:35] >> Yeah, okay, good. Now now you can talk
[1:12:36] about it, yeah. Um
[1:12:39] I I I you know,
[1:12:40] I I think I wasn't surprised that it
[1:12:43] happened.
[1:12:44] Um but still when it happened, it made
[1:12:47] me go
[1:12:49] uh
[1:12:52] So, what happens is, right?
[1:12:56] >> [laughter]
[1:12:56] >> Zal'atath is there.
[1:12:58] >> Zal'atath. And Alleria
[1:12:59] Alleria and
[1:13:01] Verisa Verisa are on their knees.
[1:13:04] I don't know why the [ __ ] they're there,
[1:13:05] cuz they took no no part in the fight at
[1:13:08] all, but okay, fine, they're there. And
[1:13:10] actually that's really weird because
[1:13:11] it's like they're not in the fight. Oh.
[1:13:14] >> They're there. They're there. And so
[1:13:16] okay, fine, whatever, right? And and
[1:13:18] like then
[1:13:19] Zal'atath turns up and she's like
[1:13:23] "Now I'm going to kill you. You suck."
[1:13:25] And like she's about to kill them.
[1:13:26] >> "You Windrunners just don't know when to
[1:13:29] die."
[1:13:30] >> Yeah, and and but she's saying it in
[1:13:31] like a triumphant way because she's
[1:13:32] about to kill the Windrunners, right?
[1:13:34] But then
[1:13:35] black
[1:13:36] arrow whizzes through the air.
[1:13:40] And
[1:13:40] >> And it yeah, and it fires it's finally
[1:13:42] getting
[1:13:43] >> Yeah, finally getting my shot in. That's
[1:13:44] my shot coming all the way
[1:13:45] >> long it takes to cast aimed shot these
[1:13:48] days. That's my shot coming all the way
[1:13:50] from Void's fire.
[1:13:52] >> [laughter]
[1:13:52] >> That one that missed.
[1:13:55] I I wasn't aiming for you. And and and
[1:13:57] and it it pops pops one of her sha-
[1:14:00] shadow orbs. One of her shoulder orbs.
[1:14:02] Just popped it like a balloon.
[1:14:04] I guess it's pretty bad. IT GOES
[1:14:06] LIKE THAT.
[1:14:10] WAIT, SORRY. REWIND. NO, I just thought
[1:14:13] I was like she's only she only has one
[1:14:14] ball now. [laughter]
[1:14:17] I thought that would be like her thing.
[1:14:18] She's just asymmetrical.
[1:14:20] >> No. No. No, it it it goes back in the
[1:14:22] cinematic. Like um yeah. So, then then
[1:14:25] it pops her it pops her shoulder thing.
[1:14:28] And people are going to think I'm
[1:14:30] telling an April Fools' joke right now.
[1:14:32] And
[1:14:34] through the portal, a dark portal that's
[1:14:36] just opened up in in the room,
[1:14:39] is not us who've just been fighting Lura
[1:14:41] to save the day. It's
[1:14:44] Sylvanas.
[1:14:46] It's Sylvanas Windrunner.
[1:14:48] And the Banshee Queen herself.
[1:14:50] >> And I went oh, no. Yeah, I and I went
[1:14:54] and and I think there's also I you know,
[1:14:58] I have to say throughout the course of
[1:15:00] this cinematic, I warmed up to it and I
[1:15:02] rolled with it, but the initial um
[1:15:06] you know, reveal and I was like ooh, I
[1:15:09] was like that's a lot. That's a lot. Um
[1:15:13] uh and she comes out and it just really
[1:15:16] in a good way, it really reinforced to
[1:15:17] me how utterly campy Sylvanas is. And
[1:15:21] she's always been that way. She's always
[1:15:24] been that way. When she comes out and
[1:15:26] like the way she's animated, like she
[1:15:28] doesn't move her upper lip at all. And
[1:15:30] she's like
[1:15:31] >> [laughter]
[1:15:32] >> "I have come back." And I'm like oh
[1:15:35] Please please please I your
[1:15:38] your Sylvanas impression is reminding me
[1:15:39] of Shadowlands. And okay, it's fine.
[1:15:42] It's fine. Okay, well, no, look. So, she
[1:15:44] comes back and uh
[1:15:48] Zal'atath is like
[1:15:51] "I don't want to do this right now." And
[1:15:53] she really isn't. And like I I do like I
[1:15:55] do like Zal'atath's line where she's
[1:15:56] like "Huh. I honestly didn't factor this
[1:15:59] in." Like do you know what? I honestly
[1:16:02] didn't think of this.
[1:16:03] "Okay. Huh. [ __ ] you. Okay."
[1:16:06] >> [laughter]
[1:16:06] >> It's like well, I've already won, so I
[1:16:07] guess I don't know why she was like I
[1:16:09] will deal with this later. But like you
[1:16:11] can you can tell Zal'atath's thinking
[1:16:13] the same thing as me which is like
[1:16:16] you should have come like 5 minutes ago
[1:16:18] when it would have mattered. Why didn't
[1:16:20] you You might have stopped us. Yeah. But
[1:16:23] you didn't. So I'm just going to go and
[1:16:25] do the thing that I agree I was I mean
[1:16:27] I've won.
[1:16:29] Did you not
[1:16:30] We're going down into the Okay, bye.
[1:16:32] And then my my my favorite thing about
[1:16:35] this cinematic and you know, Sylvanas is
[1:16:38] there and Alleria and
[1:16:41] Verisa. And I love I love the way
[1:16:44] Verisa's animated. I love her facial
[1:16:46] expressions. They really make her look
[1:16:47] like you know, she takes a moment and
[1:16:50] she's like looking at Sylvanas.
[1:16:52] >> Yeah, best bit in the cinematic.
[1:16:53] >> It's really good and she looks like
[1:16:54] she's going to throw a punch at her.
[1:16:56] Like she's ready to just lay the smack
[1:16:58] down.
[1:16:59] >> they very much animate her drawing her
[1:17:00] fist back as well.
[1:17:02] Um but she instead she throws herself at
[1:17:05] Sylvanas. And I actually loved that. I
[1:17:07] thought that was like such a
[1:17:10] it was just a really lovely moment. And
[1:17:12] Sylvanas in her like goofy Banshee Queen
[1:17:16] kind of stoicness is there. And uh
[1:17:18] Verisa is like, you know, it's her big
[1:17:20] sister. You know, I thought I thought it
[1:17:23] was it was really I I loved her like
[1:17:26] animations and her expressions. I
[1:17:27] thought I thought that was really really
[1:17:29] lovely. Um and then of course everyone's
[1:17:32] like okay,
[1:17:33] what is Sylvanas doing here? How did she
[1:17:36] get out of the Maw? Hi. And they're like
[1:17:39] [laughter] "Hey." And she's like "Oh,
[1:17:40] yeah, actually, you know,
[1:17:42] you I mean yeah, you can actually get
[1:17:43] out. Comes with a price. No don't know
[1:17:45] what it is. I paid the price, but I did
[1:17:47] get out.
[1:17:49] I didn't really do anything. I did just
[1:17:50] shoot I did pop one of Zal'atath's
[1:17:52] balls. That's okay, you know." Yeah.
[1:17:53] Well, I mean she's she's saving
[1:17:55] uh
[1:17:56] Verisa Alleria and Alleria, right?
[1:18:00] Verisa. And sorry, I'm going to until
[1:18:02] the day I die, man. She saved she saved
[1:18:04] them. But then when she's like yeah,
[1:18:06] exa- Well, no. So, there's this really
[1:18:08] great moment between them, the sisters.
[1:18:10] And then Alleria's there like "I thought
[1:18:13] you couldn't leave the Maw." And he's
[1:18:15] like "Shut the [ __ ] up."
[1:18:17] >> Shut up, nephew. I was like
[1:18:20] like his tone was just way off, man. It
[1:18:23] was just like a bad vibe. There's a way
[1:18:25] of delivering that line. No.
[1:18:27] >> But it was not that. It was not like
[1:18:30] >> [laughter]
[1:18:31] >> Right? Hated that. Hated it. Alleria is
[1:18:34] a sensitive guy, but he's also a blunt
[1:18:36] instrument. Like he That's just That's
[1:18:38] That's how he is. He's not the funny
[1:18:41] guy. He's not the witty guy. He's like
[1:18:44] he has
[1:18:45] >> Oh, he is the witty guy. He the I said
[1:18:46] witty guy.
[1:18:47] >> Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, um so he's you
[1:18:49] know, he has a sense of right and wrong
[1:18:52] and a big like sword he wants to hit
[1:18:55] people with, you know? He's So, his his
[1:18:58] his sensitivity has its limits. Um so
[1:19:01] yeah, and and Sylvanas is
[1:19:05] uh you know,
[1:19:06] uh Patty Patty Mattson is like
[1:19:09] absolutely hamming it up for her and
[1:19:11] like really so. super leaning into
[1:19:15] Sylvanas mode here. Um
[1:19:17] uh and uh and yeah, and she's and then
[1:19:20] you know, she's here and she just
[1:19:22] decides to drop give us a few little
[1:19:25] nuggets. Well, okay, so the first thing
[1:19:27] she says first thing she says is like,
[1:19:28] "Well, nephew I do like that line where
[1:19:29] she's like, well, nephew I can, but it
[1:19:32] takes its toll." I thought she delivered
[1:19:34] that line beautifully and the animation
[1:19:35] on the face was beautiful when she said
[1:19:37] that. She just seemed very tired and I
[1:19:39] loved that. I thought that was a really
[1:19:40] good characterization of her and it was
[1:19:42] really cool. But like, um, and she's
[1:19:44] like, you know,
[1:19:45] "You said that Silvermoon was in danger
[1:19:47] and that it would need Mhm. its Ranger
[1:19:50] General one last time."
[1:19:52] >> last time. And I'm like, yeah, no, but I
[1:19:54] take issue with that, okay? Because she
[1:19:56] didn't help. No. Like, she saved her
[1:19:59] sister and Arator, yes, awesome, great.
[1:20:02] But like, she didn't help with the
[1:20:04] defense of Silvermoon.
[1:20:05] >> Maybe it was a Ranger General we
[1:20:06] wouldn't have lost. Maybe it'll turn out
[1:20:08] that she was there just like pew-pewing
[1:20:10] from the back.
[1:20:11] >> know, maybe. I don't know. I'm with you.
[1:20:13] >> I don't know. I think it'd be much
[1:20:14] better if she arrived during the fight.
[1:20:17] >> I'm with you.
[1:20:17] >> If like if if like part of the Lura
[1:20:19] fight she'd like appeared out of the
[1:20:20] portal and helped then or any point. But
[1:20:23] like to be like, "Oh, I heard you guys
[1:20:25] needed your Ranger General." It's like,
[1:20:27] yeah, we did. Where the [ __ ] were you?
[1:20:28] Yeah.
[1:20:29] >> Like, she wasn't there. She didn't help.
[1:20:31] She saved She saved two people, but she
[1:20:34] didn't help in the fight. No, you're
[1:20:36] right.
[1:20:37] >> Like, she didn't help in the the like
[1:20:39] the march. She didn't help in the
[1:20:41] battle.
[1:20:41] >> Yeah.
[1:20:42] >> Like, But it does seem like she can only
[1:20:44] really be there briefly. She can appear.
[1:20:46] For sure, for sure. Okay, but And then
[1:20:48] she she literally goes, right? Wait,
[1:20:50] like she was like, "That's fine, but
[1:20:51] don't act like don't like you were there
[1:20:52] then."
[1:20:53] >> Yeah, but well, you know, she came to
[1:20:54] help.
[1:20:55] >> needed your Ranger General one last
[1:20:56] time. It would have been nice, Sylvanas.
[1:20:58] Yeah man.
[1:20:58] >> Yeah, yeah, okay. I get I get I get your
[1:21:00] kind of issue with that, though. And
[1:21:02] then,
[1:21:03] you know, and then she's like, "Well,
[1:21:06] all is not as it seems in the
[1:21:08] Shadowlands."
[1:21:10] >> is the thing everyone wants to talk
[1:21:11] about, okay? And we're like, huh? And
[1:21:13] then and everyone's like, "Oh, no, she
[1:21:15] said it she said the she said the
[1:21:17] words."
[1:21:18] Okay, so what this does is, right? So,
[1:21:21] obviously you remember the Arator quests
[1:21:23] at the end of the War Within where you
[1:21:25] go to the Shadowlands and Sylvanas plays
[1:21:27] her harp. And I love those quests. I
[1:21:29] thought they were really really good. I
[1:21:29] thought those were very cool. And she's
[1:21:31] got a line in that which we never
[1:21:33] actually made a video out of at the end
[1:21:35] cuz I got a feeling I was going to be
[1:21:36] able to do it later and here we are.
[1:21:38] Uh, where she's like,
[1:21:40] "There is something wrong with the
[1:21:42] Shadowlands.
[1:21:44] It is too ordered, too And we've talked
[1:21:46] a lot about this on stream. Uh, but and
[1:21:49] you know, it was like, "Well, is this
[1:21:49] going to be something they deal with now
[1:21:51] or is it coming later or something like
[1:21:52] that?" And it's very much something
[1:21:54] they're going to be doing now, clearly.
[1:21:56] Uh, because yes, she she brings it to
[1:21:58] the foreground
[1:22:00] where she's like, "Oh, and there's that
[1:22:02] other line in in uh, K'aresh where um,
[1:22:06] what's her name? Who's the brilliant uh,
[1:22:08] Ethereal in K'aresh that we all love who
[1:22:10] was in the mall? Venari.
[1:22:11] >> Venari's like, "I have been to the
[1:22:13] Shadowlands. I know what it is you
[1:22:16] fear." Yeah. Zaladormu, right? She's a
[1:22:18] cool dude. Yeah, and all that stuff. And
[1:22:19] And like And so, what Sylvanas is saying
[1:22:22] here, where she's like, "I've got to get
[1:22:24] to the truth of the Shadowlands. It's
[1:22:26] not what it seems, etc." This is like
[1:22:28] very much putting that front and center
[1:22:31] now. So, it's it's it's going to be a
[1:22:32] main thing, right?
[1:22:34] Uh, which which okay, cool. So, here we
[1:22:36] are. Let's talk about what that means.
[1:22:37] And obviously, I'm going to be talking
[1:22:38] about it a lot in the cinematic
[1:22:40] analysis. Going to take up the bulk of
[1:22:41] the cinematic analysis, probably.
[1:22:43] Um but
[1:22:45] what do you think it means, Evie?
[1:22:49] I mean, there is a hint that the
[1:22:53] Shadowlands is just a place created by
[1:22:56] the
[1:22:58] Titans or whatever. Right.
[1:23:00] >> Exactly. This world is a prison.
[1:23:02] >> Yeah. The Shadowlands are a prison.
[1:23:03] Yeah. Right. In a In In In a In a
[1:23:05] nutshell. That's been kind of like the
[1:23:07] the going theory.
[1:23:09] >> Exactly. And I don't want to get into it
[1:23:10] too much cuz we'll get into it deep in
[1:23:12] uh, cuz I don't think we've ever done a
[1:23:13] main channel video on something like
[1:23:15] something we've done something we've
[1:23:16] done we've done a lot of on stream and
[1:23:17] and therefore on the second channel a
[1:23:18] bit. Uh, but
[1:23:20] >> Um,
[1:23:21] I will go into a lot of detail on it,
[1:23:23] but
[1:23:24] for now, just so I can tell you where
[1:23:27] we're at. Mhm. Um, people are going to
[1:23:29] call this and have been calling it for
[1:23:31] since that original Sylvanas quest
[1:23:33] that we were just talking about, the
[1:23:36] reconning of Shadowlands.
[1:23:38] >> Mhm.
[1:23:39] Um, this idea and the idea of reconning
[1:23:42] Shadowlands has always been very popular
[1:23:43] ever since everyone hated Shadowlands.
[1:23:44] They were like, "Can we just recon the
[1:23:45] [ __ ] out of this and pretend it never
[1:23:46] happened?" And Blizzard have never done
[1:23:48] that. They've always kind of leaned into
[1:23:49] Shadowlands in a way that I kind of
[1:23:51] respect, right? Not not making it very
[1:23:53] like relevant, but very much kind of
[1:23:55] keeping it there in a thing. Um, and
[1:23:58] then Sylvanas' line like, "It's too
[1:24:00] ordered."
[1:24:01] which definitely suggests something to
[1:24:03] do with Titans and stuff like that,
[1:24:04] obviously. So, here's my take on that.
[1:24:07] Um,
[1:24:09] one,
[1:24:10] the reconning of Shadowlands.
[1:24:11] >> Mhm. My take on this is that
[1:24:14] the recontextualization that they appear
[1:24:17] to be leaning in towards Shadowlands is
[1:24:20] less a recon
[1:24:22] and actually
[1:24:25] changing something that was a recon to
[1:24:27] be more like it was in the first place.
[1:24:30] So, it's almost like a reverse recon. I
[1:24:32] don't like calling it a recon cuz it's
[1:24:34] like Oh, sure.
[1:24:35] >> It's it's a restoration
[1:24:37] >> Yeah. as it were.
[1:24:38] >> A reconciliation.
[1:24:40] >> Exactly.
[1:24:40] >> yeah. So, so my take is this, right? And
[1:24:44] I said this in the build-up to the
[1:24:45] Shadowlands expansion, which I was
[1:24:46] excited about when they announced it,
[1:24:48] but like before they announced it and
[1:24:50] everyone was going, "What do you think
[1:24:51] of a Shadowlands expansion, Taliesin?" I
[1:24:53] was like, "I think that's a [ __ ]
[1:24:54] terrible idea." Because the Shadowlands
[1:24:57] is just like a death version of the
[1:25:01] Emerald Dream. As in, it is a recreation
[1:25:04] of it it's Azeroth, but a different like
[1:25:07] phase of Azeroth, basically. That's what
[1:25:09] the Emerald Dream is for life and
[1:25:11] Shadowlands is that for death. So, like
[1:25:14] >> It's where you go when you're a wisp,
[1:25:15] right?
[1:25:15] >> Exactly. So, if you are going to do an
[1:25:17] expansion set in the Shadowlands, you're
[1:25:19] going to have to do the expansion stuff.
[1:25:20] You're going to going to give it
[1:25:21] different zones with different
[1:25:22] aesthetics and different characters and
[1:25:25] societies and hierarchical structures
[1:25:28] and rules. And it's like, no one wants
[1:25:30] that in the Shadowlands. You're like,
[1:25:31] you're you're forcing stuff into the
[1:25:33] Shadowlands which it just isn't. Like,
[1:25:35] it's just like a [ __ ] ghosty Emerald
[1:25:37] Dream, okay? Keep it like that. That's
[1:25:39] what it is. Think of something else to
[1:25:41] do an expansion on. And lo and behold.
[1:25:43] Um so
[1:25:45] the mere existence of the Shadowlands
[1:25:47] expansion was the recon. Sure. The whole
[1:25:50] there's a million different realms and
[1:25:52] this realm does that and this realm does
[1:25:53] that. And also, everything from the
[1:25:55] Great Dark Beyond comes here when they
[1:25:57] die.
[1:25:58] And also, this And the biggest recon of
[1:26:00] all was the Shadowlands is the realm of
[1:26:03] death. Yes.
[1:26:04] >> Shadowlands is not the realm of death.
[1:26:06] You only have to look and I I've been
[1:26:08] beating this drum since Shadowlands,
[1:26:10] okay?
[1:26:11] And people were like, "Taliesin, stop
[1:26:13] beating this drum."
[1:26:14] But I'm going to be proven right, okay?
[1:26:17] >> He just loves to beat it.
[1:26:18] >> I I I love beating it. Every day. That's
[1:26:21] why one arm is so big. And you only have
[1:26:24] to look at Chronicle. The Shadowlands is
[1:26:26] shown as being part of the Great Dark
[1:26:28] Beyond. It is part of our reality. It's
[1:26:31] obviously death realm adjacent, but it's
[1:26:33] not part of the death realm.
[1:26:34] >> Why don't we have just like a giant
[1:26:36] poster of the Chronicle like map?
[1:26:37] >> Yeah, we we should, actually. Um, it's
[1:26:39] [laughter] not the Shadowlands in
[1:26:40] Chronicle and in the way it was always
[1:26:42] presented in game was not part of the
[1:26:44] death realm. Making it part of like just
[1:26:47] as the Emerald Dream is not part of the
[1:26:48] life realm. They are part of our reality
[1:26:50] and they are reflections of Azeroth in
[1:26:52] different states, both of them. Um, and
[1:26:55] Shadowlands reconned that to make the
[1:26:57] Shadowlands expansion happen. Where I
[1:27:00] think they're going with this story
[1:27:01] right now is they are reconning the
[1:27:02] recon. And they're going, "Oh,
[1:27:05] don't you wonder why the Shadowlands are
[1:27:06] so weird?"
[1:27:07] >> Mhm. Well, that's because it's not the
[1:27:09] realm of death. It's a [ __ ] Titan
[1:27:11] construct just like the [ __ ] Emerald
[1:27:13] Dream is, okay? So, like, yes. They're
[1:27:17] actually They're They're They're putting
[1:27:19] the lore back to what it was before and
[1:27:21] they're going, "Oh, the actual realm of
[1:27:23] death? No, we've never actually been
[1:27:24] there." So, all that [ __ ] that happened
[1:27:25] like the Shadowlands, yeah, it's just a
[1:27:27] weird Titan thing. And yes, that,
[1:27:29] please. That works better. No, people
[1:27:31] saying that's messy? No, that's good,
[1:27:33] actually. That actually like this is a
[1:27:35] very If this is what they're doing and
[1:27:36] it looks certain that they are to me,
[1:27:38] this is very good cuz Shadowlands lore
[1:27:41] is messy. The stuff that they tried to
[1:27:43] turn Shadowlands into is messy and
[1:27:45] doesn't make sense. Recontextualizing it
[1:27:47] as what it always was in the first
[1:27:50] place, which is the death version of the
[1:27:51] Emerald Dream, that cleans it up. That
[1:27:54] makes it better. That like separates it
[1:27:57] off and makes it what it should have
[1:27:58] been all along. Like, this is this is a
[1:28:00] reverse recon if this is indeed what
[1:28:03] they're doing and I'm certain they are.
[1:28:04] And that's brilliant. I love that.
[1:28:06] That's fantastic. Of course,
[1:28:09] Sylvanas could have maybe told us that
[1:28:11] instead of going,
[1:28:12] "I will tell you about it some other
[1:28:14] time."
[1:28:15] >> No. "I will not rest until I will not
[1:28:18] rest I will not rest until I
[1:28:21] I figure it out. Um, and and so what I I
[1:28:23] I Bye. I mean, I'm very much in And I've
[1:28:25] always been against reconning the
[1:28:26] Shadowlands. I'm like, you can't just
[1:28:27] recon [ __ ] whole expansions. Like,
[1:28:29] it's there, deal with it, work around
[1:28:31] it, work through it, you know, make it
[1:28:33] good.
[1:28:34] Um, and but this I do approve of because
[1:28:37] it's actually
[1:28:38] improving the situation, but also like
[1:28:41] making And I've been I've been saying
[1:28:43] this for so many years. Whenever someone
[1:28:45] asks me about it on stream, I I pull up
[1:28:47] the [ __ ] Chronicle
[1:28:48] like uh, cosmos chart and I'll be like,
[1:28:50] well,
[1:28:51] I've always said I And And I will die on
[1:28:54] this hill that Shadowlands
[1:28:56] it's not actually in the realm of death.
[1:28:58] We just need to look at it like this.
[1:28:59] And so, all the talk about it being in
[1:29:01] the realm Maybe they don't know. Maybe
[1:29:02] the people in the Shadowlands think it
[1:29:03] is realm of death, but it's not. And And
[1:29:05] I'm just I'm just I think I'm being
[1:29:07] vindicated here. I think I you know, I
[1:29:10] think I I yes, this was a good call from
[1:29:13] me for years and years and years in the
[1:29:15] face in the face of mockery and
[1:29:19] >> I remember. Yeah. So, like yeah.
[1:29:22] This is where I think they're going with
[1:29:23] it. And two, the other thing that a lot
[1:29:25] of people are talking about is the idea
[1:29:27] of um
[1:29:30] death being what Xal'atath fears and
[1:29:33] what the void fears. And this whole
[1:29:35] thing of the void fearing death.
[1:29:36] >> up repeatedly, doesn't it?
[1:29:38] >> So, the first time it came up was in the
[1:29:39] three sisters comic
[1:29:41] leading up to BfA where, you know,
[1:29:44] Alleria is there and she's having all of
[1:29:45] these um
[1:29:47] like whispers and they go [ __ ] nuts
[1:29:50] when Sylvanas is around there. Like,
[1:29:51] "Oh, she is the enemy of everything."
[1:29:53] And blah blah. And they're like And
[1:29:54] everyone, myself included, was like,
[1:29:56] "Wow, the void is scared of of death?
[1:29:59] Okay, why would And they haven't really
[1:30:01] touched on that again until recently
[1:30:03] again where the Venari line was like,
[1:30:05] "I've been to the Shadowlands. I see
[1:30:06] what you fear."
[1:30:06] >> Yeah. And everyone was like, "Oh, yeah,
[1:30:08] the
[1:30:09] the void is scared of death." And now
[1:30:11] with this scene between Xal'atath
[1:30:12] clearly knows who Sylvanas is. Mhm. And
[1:30:15] Sylvanas is like, "Death comes for
[1:30:17] everyone, Xal'atath, even your wretched
[1:30:20] kind." And And that [laughter]
[1:30:22] And I
[1:30:23] I love Xal'atath's reaction to that.
[1:30:25] She's like,
[1:30:27] "Ah, you are right. But also, I don't
[1:30:30] need to do this right now."
[1:30:31] >> know, I don't need to I'm going to go
[1:30:32] >> go and do my plan. Is that okay? I'm I'm
[1:30:34] in the middle of Sylvanas is is lovely.
[1:30:36] I'm in the middle of my plan.
[1:30:38] We'll sort this out some other time.
[1:30:39] Let's go."
[1:30:40] And she goes into [clears throat] the
[1:30:40] portal, which I really love.
[1:30:41] And
[1:30:42] >> I do appreciate how like Sylvanas and
[1:30:45] Xal'atath are like two, you know, iconic
[1:30:47] queens of World of Warcraft, both like
[1:30:49] quite devious, but like completely
[1:30:52] different, like polar opposites.
[1:30:53] >> Okay, do you want to hear my theory on
[1:30:54] the whole void fears death? Yeah, tell
[1:30:56] me about it quickly.
[1:30:57] >> The void doesn't fear death. The void
[1:30:59] doesn't fear death.
[1:31:00] >> What does it fear? Sylvanas. Uh why? The
[1:31:02] void sees every possible future. Okay.
[1:31:06] Okay?
[1:31:07] So, it it's seen So, Xal'atath has seen
[1:31:10] that in every possible future, she wins
[1:31:14] except one.
[1:31:16] And that's the future where Sylvanas is
[1:31:17] there. Oh, okay.
[1:31:19] >> Okay? So, it's like Sylvanas by her very
[1:31:22] presence in like the final battle makes
[1:31:26] it the reality
[1:31:28] the future, the potential future where
[1:31:30] the void loses. Okay. Wait, what is this
[1:31:33] gift of seeing all potential futures? Is
[1:31:36] that That's what they've always said
[1:31:36] about the void. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So,
[1:31:39] it's not Powerful. that the void fears,
[1:31:42] it's Sylvanas. Not because she's like
[1:31:45] the chosen one, okay?
[1:31:47] It could be you you could you could make
[1:31:49] it like the void fears red shirts, okay?
[1:31:53] Because
[1:31:54] in the one future they saw where they
[1:31:56] lose, Alleria was wearing a red shirt,
[1:31:59] okay? So, it's like it's not that red
[1:32:01] shirts are powerful or particularly
[1:32:03] meaningful or the chosen ones or
[1:32:05] anything like that. It's that in the one
[1:32:07] future where we lose, I saw you there.
[1:32:09] So, it's not like she's not to
[1:32:11] do anything. It's like the reason we
[1:32:12] fear you is because your very existence
[1:32:15] makes this thing possible and that's
[1:32:17] losing possible. You know, she's not the
[1:32:19] chosen one, it's just like [ __ ] saw
[1:32:21] you there, right?
[1:32:21] >> Okay. So, there's this thing of and that
[1:32:24] fits in with all the lines. It fits in
[1:32:27] with like the void going crazy when
[1:32:28] Sylvanas turns up and people were like,
[1:32:30] "Oh, they fear death." No, it's Sylvanas
[1:32:32] they're talking about. And
[1:32:35] Varissa's like
[1:32:36] Venari, sorry, is like, "I've been to
[1:32:39] the Maw. I've seen what you fear." And
[1:32:41] everyone was like, "They fear death."
[1:32:43] No, who's in the [ __ ] Maw? Sylvanas
[1:32:46] doing her penance, right? Right. So,
[1:32:48] like it's not death they're talking
[1:32:50] about is my theory. Interesting.
[1:32:52] >> It's Sylvanas specifically.
[1:32:54] >> Specifically her.
[1:32:55] >> She's an omen, yeah, quite quite right.
[1:32:56] She's not the chosen one, she's an omen.
[1:32:58] Yeah.
[1:32:58] >> Okay. She's like the [ __ ] like, you
[1:33:00] know, the the blackbird or the magpie in
[1:33:02] in and like yeah, exactly. All right. I
[1:33:04] am
[1:33:06] You don't like it, do you? You don't
[1:33:07] like my theory.
[1:33:08] >> okay with
[1:33:09] I guess it's it could be Could I'm
[1:33:11] trying to see like how it would play out
[1:33:13] and how it would feel. Like it creates a
[1:33:15] lot of potential like, you know, people
[1:33:17] are excited to see Sylvanas play out.
[1:33:19] People are excited to see Sylvanas play
[1:33:21] out in the sense that she will probably
[1:33:22] die, right? Like will she Maybe like she
[1:33:25] will expend herself one last time. And
[1:33:27] then oh, well, you know, with so it kind
[1:33:30] of fits in with what she said that as it
[1:33:31] at the end as she's about to enter her
[1:33:34] little Maw portal and she's like, "You
[1:33:36] know, maybe I'll see you again
[1:33:39] um
[1:33:39] uh at at
[1:33:41] the beginning of when it starts." I
[1:33:43] forget
[1:33:45] >> [laughter]
[1:33:46] >> Or whatever [ __ ] is, yeah.
[1:33:48] At the beginning of when Before the end.
[1:33:50] No, no, no, she doesn't say before the
[1:33:52] end. She says at the beginning of when
[1:33:55] Someone give me the words. It's not as
[1:33:57] snappy as it sounded when in the
[1:33:58] cinematic, I have to say.
[1:34:00] >> She says it is She says at the beginning
[1:34:02] of the ending or something really along
[1:34:04] those lines, which is like a nice uh
[1:34:08] before the end begins. Thank you, God.
[1:34:10] I'm so excited to see Cannot wait.
[1:34:12] Before [laughter]
[1:34:13] Before the end begins.
[1:34:14] >> Yeah, before the end before the end
[1:34:16] begins. I hope to see you again before
[1:34:18] the end begins.
[1:34:20] >> Yeah. Nice, nice. You know, the end
[1:34:22] beginning is quite a nice
[1:34:23] >> it's not as good as yours, but you're
[1:34:25] refusing to do yours [laughter] right
[1:34:26] now, so I'm having to I'm having to jump
[1:34:27] in and save it. I'm filling it I'm
[1:34:29] filling in. Yeah. The beginning
[1:34:32] >> [laughter]
[1:34:32] >> Yeah, before the end begins. And I think
[1:34:34] that's quite Yeah, she is ushering in
[1:34:37] the end, right? The the ending is is is
[1:34:40] coming right?
[1:34:41] >> Mhm. Um
[1:34:43] So, it's a
[1:34:45] you know, and in the sense that it will
[1:34:46] kind of provide some maybe closure for
[1:34:49] some characters. I think it I think it
[1:34:50] could be interesting. But yeah, my
[1:34:52] initial reaction, I was like, "God,
[1:34:54] Sylvanas is here again." It was, you
[1:34:57] know, hinted at that she will come back
[1:34:59] at some point. Makes perfect sense that
[1:35:01] she's there. And then I was won over by
[1:35:03] this kind of, "Okay, we're all in on
[1:35:06] this bigger cosmic conspiracy now. I'm
[1:35:09] onto something. I I'm going to figure it
[1:35:11] out. I'm not telling you anything right
[1:35:12] now. But I know
[1:35:14] stuff is a foot. Keep it at the front of
[1:35:16] your mind. Do all of your dolls and
[1:35:19] stuff, but we'll you know, we'll pick it
[1:35:20] up soon. Yeah.
[1:35:22] So, Yeah. It's cool. I mean, like people
[1:35:26] people are like, "Oh, how did she get
[1:35:28] out of the Shadowlands?" It's like,
[1:35:29] "Well, she was always she was always in
[1:35:30] the Maw semi-voluntarily, right?" It's
[1:35:33] like she went to trial.
[1:35:35] She was found guilty or whatever. And
[1:35:37] they were like, "Tyrande, what do you
[1:35:39] want to do with her?" And she says,
[1:35:40] "Your penance will be to save all the
[1:35:42] souls from the Maw." And Sylvanas jumps
[1:35:44] in there willingly. It's like she's not
[1:35:46] forced there, she's not bound there.
[1:35:48] She's not like, you know, there by any
[1:35:50] magical kind of like chains or anything
[1:35:52] like that. You know, she can come out
[1:35:54] the same way same way we could. You
[1:35:56] know, the the Maw is essentially open
[1:35:58] now. They don't send any souls there
[1:36:00] anymore.
[1:36:01] So, like she can she can
[1:36:03] in theory come I I So, I I don't I'm I
[1:36:05] have no issue with her leaving the Maw.
[1:36:07] Mhm. I
[1:36:09] like Tyrande's owl is probably there
[1:36:10] like, "I [ __ ] I closed my eyes for 1 sec
[1:36:12] I looked away for 1 second. Where'd she
[1:36:14] [ __ ] go?"
[1:36:15] But like, yeah, I mean,
[1:36:18] I'm I'm fine with that personally. Yeah.
[1:36:20] Uh so, yeah, I I I I'd be funny if like
[1:36:23] when she opened her portal to go back to
[1:36:25] the Shadowlands,
[1:36:27] um
[1:36:28] Tyrande's owl was there like, "The [ __ ]
[1:36:30] time you call this? Excuse me. You said
[1:36:32] you were popping out to get some milk.
[1:36:35] Where's my [ __ ] milk?"
[1:36:37] >> [laughter]
[1:36:38] >> I know. I know.
[1:36:41] Um so, yeah, you know, I I I was almost
[1:36:43] like not ready for this cuz I'm like I'm
[1:36:46] enjoying Silvermoon. I'm enjoying the
[1:36:49] threat. I'm enjoying the elves. I'm
[1:36:52] enjoying I like this. I like this world.
[1:36:55] And then Sylvanas is kind of not of that
[1:36:57] world. She's of something else. And I
[1:36:59] know she's there just to you know, this
[1:37:01] is just the ending of the cinematic
[1:37:03] at the end of the raid and other things
[1:37:05] will happen before she steps back in as
[1:37:07] part of the story.
[1:37:09] But I was like, "I'm not ready." But of
[1:37:11] course they needed it in a big explosive
[1:37:13] moment, didn't they? They needed it in
[1:37:14] like an impactful moment. So, it makes
[1:37:16] sense to do there. But I'm like, "I just
[1:37:17] want
[1:37:18] I'm just going to hang out in
[1:37:19] Silvermoon. Just change the skybox
[1:37:20] again. Just want to Just want things to
[1:37:23] be okay for a little Oh, and then the
[1:37:26] skybox. Okay, so like the void storm is
[1:37:29] over. There's no beam coming down from
[1:37:31] the sky anymore. There's no portal. Oh.
[1:37:34] >> normal skybox. Oh, hell no. Everything's
[1:37:36] light and sunny and nice again in
[1:37:38] Silvermoon and there's no big crack in
[1:37:41] the sky. There's no beam coming down.
[1:37:43] It's just a beautiful sunny day. And now
[1:37:46] all that lovely triumphant Silvermoon
[1:37:48] music, ba ba [singing]
[1:37:51] ba ba ba, all that [ __ ]
[1:37:53] You really feel like you've earned it in
[1:37:55] the city now. It's really good. It went
[1:37:57] all dark and spooky for a while and then
[1:37:59] you fought through. And like you've seen
[1:38:01] three different iterations of that big
[1:38:02] hole in the sky and now it's gone. And
[1:38:04] you do genuinely feel like you I was
[1:38:06] walking around there and I was like,
[1:38:08] "I did this." You did that.
[1:38:10] >> pretty awesome.
[1:38:11] >> Yeah, I like that. Yeah.
[1:38:13] That's so cool. And And like actually it
[1:38:15] does feel really really good, that bit.
[1:38:16] But um yeah, I
[1:38:19] I don't hate the Sylvanas thing.
[1:38:22] But two things can be true at the same
[1:38:23] time. And like actually three things can
[1:38:26] be true at the same time. I don't hate
[1:38:27] it.
[1:38:28] I thought like the lore stuff was very
[1:38:30] fun to talk about and I appreciate that
[1:38:33] kind of [ __ ] Definitely.
[1:38:35] But also, I think it's the dumbest
[1:38:36] [ __ ] [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life.
[1:38:37] >> [laughter]
[1:38:38] >> I just wasn't ready for it. I just
[1:38:40] wasn't ready.
[1:38:40] >> Like And And I know And I know Sylvanas
[1:38:42] is a Windrunner sister. This has been
[1:38:44] crucial. I just thought it was the
[1:38:46] dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] Everyone's talking
[1:38:47] about her all the time.
[1:38:50] We've been going to Windrunner Spire.
[1:38:52] We've done the story with Lirath. We've
[1:38:54] done We've You know, we're It's like
[1:38:56] Windrunner town here. We literally are
[1:38:57] in Windrunner town.
[1:38:59] >> And you know, maybe maybe that maybe
[1:39:02] this will be part of like
[1:39:04] Sylvanas
[1:39:05] I think they need to
[1:39:08] free Sylvanas from yeah, the negative
[1:39:10] connotations she carries from
[1:39:12] Shadowlands. As be you know, I feel like
[1:39:15] this is
[1:39:15] >> a little bit of sick in your stomach
[1:39:17] though because it reminds you so much of
[1:39:18] Shadowlands?
[1:39:19] >> Yes, of course. When she came out
[1:39:20] >> feet are like there's like the black and
[1:39:22] I'm like I was like getting like this is
[1:39:23] giving me some emotions I've been locked
[1:39:25] away for a while.
[1:39:27] >> if this is a thing but her I think feel
[1:39:29] like her model looks crazy. Her face is
[1:39:32] like
[1:39:34] I will save you before the beginning of
[1:39:36] the end. I'm going to say this
[1:39:38] >> her and then it gets to Sylvanas
[1:39:40] Sylvanas has like teeth and she's got
[1:39:43] like she's got like mobile eyes and
[1:39:45] she's like
[1:39:47] rolling her you know and
[1:39:49] maybe cuz she is kind of dead you know.
[1:39:53] Maybe it's cuz Sylvanas is is like in
[1:39:55] the Maw and um but her seeing her like
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